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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're just waking up.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Earlier, Billy ed and Steve broke the news that five
soldiers were shot today at Fort Stewart in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So we ask you to do two things.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
One of them is pray for the third Infantry Division,
and if you want to do a little more than that,
and we appreciate if you could please please donate to
Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, military charity that is near
and dear to our hearts.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's also Purple Heart Day, which is another good time
to bring up the fact that these guys that are
in need of wheelchairs to get back to as close
as they could to their normal life before they sacrificed
for you and me. Yeah, wouldn't hurt pick Purple Heart
Day as a day to give.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What is happening to these men at Fort Stewart. Today's unfortunate.
It's terrible actually, and of course there's no other way
to explain it, but sadly, every day in this world,
in this country, American military veterans are suffering at Wheelchairs
for Warriors dot org. Your donation is tax deductible and
it's as important as ever, but especial on Purple Heart Day.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now those guys didn't didn't die. Five people got shot,
they said, wounded, but all expected to survive. That's great,
and perhaps it will cheer them up a little bit
if I tell them it's Charlie's their arm's birthday. Yeah,
we can think about that for a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Isn't she from South Africa?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is there a point to your question?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I just feel like if you could have picked a
hot chick from America that had been cooler while we
were talking about American patriotism.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know, this is fifty today. She does look great,
looks like what fifty supposed to look like. I guess,
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, Francesca Eastwood wonder I wonder how she got started
in the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Probably because her dad is an American legend.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Is that a Clint Eastwood's daughter? Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I think we've talked about her before. I can't remember
what she's in though. Something we all saw, what was it?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't know if you saw what you saw and
say she was in Heroes Reborn, she was in Outlaws
at Angels. She is thirty two as of this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Good for her.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood's daughter, Abby Cornish.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That is an actress who was in the Jack Ryan
series with John Krasinski. You know the guy from the office.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right, I like him.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
She's forty three. Today, Abby is Michael. No, no, no,
they're not famous enough for you to say him out loud. Well,
they were famous, but maybe not for good anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I just want to know now, who was it? That's
not good enough for the last.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, I'm not mentioning him. Ramone Estavez the day is
sixty two? Is that Razor Ramone from the w WE
You forgot?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, yeah, it's Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh we just talked about him yesterday. It's yeah, it's
the other Estevez brothers, Charlie and Emilia. Charlie, Emilia and Ramone. Weird.
Second time in a week we've talked about Hnna's right,
and we've never talked about him before in the history
of the shit.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No. Maggie Wheeler played Janice on Friends. If you watch Friends,
you have to love Janie or not. She's sixty four.
David Dukovney, sex attict sixty five. I don't know if
you remember him or not. Wayne Knight, also known as Newman.
(03:16):
He's seventy.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is he still alive. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, having
this big fat happy birthday this morning. Jurassic Park Seinfeld,
Well what else was he in? So yeah, he's very recognizable,
but I can't take anything off the top.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's another actor out there that looks very much like him,
and they constantly get confused for each other.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean, you know, Rosie O'Donnell does look a lot
like him, but they're too close to totally different people, right,
And no longer with us, BJ Thomas.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I know people who are related to BJ Thomas man.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I miss BJ's PJ maah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, you get it going. Yeah, sure, everybody was loving
to BJ.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Everybody loves BJ.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You know so well. He died in twenty twenty one,
so no longer here. Also, no longer with us. Alfalfa
from uh, you know, the Little Kids Show?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But what was his real name?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Carl?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Not as cool as Alfalfa?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Is that it for celebrities?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It looks like you're really disappointed with the list today,
just looking on your face.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
There Billy Burke, who played Glinda and the Wizard of Oz,
the actual Wizard of Oz, not Wicked.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
They had a guy played Glinda.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Billy with an Ie Billy is a girl.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Also Maa Hary the World War two spy Barnol in
this state as well.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Wow, that's amazing. And today, if I'm not mistaken, you're
more okay, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
In World War.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Two spy Mana Hari Barne this date died nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Dude, I do love those stories about World War Two
spies and they're always interesting to me. When was the
World War Two World? I think they mean do they
mean World War One? It seems like there's a typo
on your screen.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, you would think, because it says World War duh.
Right here, she died in nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Maybe the work she was doing was just really proactive.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Thinking she might have missed World War Two.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
She got out in front of it. Today is a
cycle to work day. Looks like we waited a little
late to alert you to that. So all of you
who drove to work today right back home now get
the bike out.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Cycle to work day seems like something you could do
north of the Mason Dixon line this time of year,
but only south of the Mason Dixon line in the
winter months. Probably just gonna be cool down around here
before you know it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I mean just to probably two and a half months,
and it'll start cooling off around here too.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
In another three maybe four months. It should be nice
to come sweet, all right. So you're getting out the
light jackets and maybe a sweater will jacket off, you think,
or jacket on in the.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Middle early in the morning on later in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Jacket off off.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Today's August seventh, which means it's National Raspberries and Cream Day.
I know they're just making that up National IPA Day.
I don't hate an ipa. I just don't like when
they're piney. I like when they have more of a
citrus taste.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'll be sure and make a note there's.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Different kinds of IPAs. Not all IPAs are the same.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We all want to know what Kinney likes.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, dude, come on, who likes a piney ipa? I
think I just spoke for most of our craft beer
loving audience. Anyway. Today in history is proudly brought to
you by that'd be law Tigers. Lawtigers dot Com is
a website and they have a phone number as well.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
One in hundred law Tigers and when would you call it.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh, well, if you had a motorcycle accent of some
kind or another, that's the first thing you want to do. Well,
maybe call your your little honey and let her know
you're okay. But I actually i'd call law Tigers first
because she's probably gonna ask you a bunch of questions.
Keep you on the phone, and eventually she'll want to
tell you a story about something that happened to her.
You ain't got all day.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, And by the way, one of the things she's
going to ask you is if you called law Tigers,
that's right, So call them first if she's a good woman.
If you're wondering why it is National Purple Heart date,
it's because today, in seventeen eighty two, a guy named
Jorgey created the Purple Heart.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It was a merit award. George that was a good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And the first award in the military available to the
regular soldier, the common soldier of the day, because all
that other stuff they made up first, they.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Just gave it up to the big guys. That was
the thing, right. That was one of the problems with
the Brits. You know they put the crown, don't get
me started today. In eighteen eighty eight, theo Van Kanal
of Philadelphia patented the revolving door Boy.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That was a good idea.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You ever just running circles and a revolving door, Well,
who doesn't. Another fun thing to do is if you're
walking into a building and you have like your friend
or your date with you, him or her, whoever it is,
let him go first or yeah, and then right when
they get in there, put your foot down.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Is like the stopper.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You can do it either way. You can go first
and then when you get out, hopefully they'll let you out.
Then you don't let them out.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Smart today.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
In nineteen forty seven, explore Thor hair Doll completes the
forty three hundred mile ocean journey on a wooden raft
all four.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Was it worth it totally? He still gets mentioned on
our show I Guess So good point Today.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
In nineteen seventy four, Man on a Wire Felipe Petit
crossed between the World Trade Center on a wire, literally
a wire, not just a clever name. Oh and if
you enjoy a little bit at baseball today. In nineteen
eighty four, Japan beat Us to win the Olympic Golden baseball.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh you enjoying that, are you?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I enjoy baseball.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I don't know. Japan's kind of cool now they sucked
back in the day. Makes me wonder if someday we
like Iran.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You know, eighty years ago we weren't real happy with him, no,
and they weren't real happy with us today. When you're
gonna do with the Mark Cone thing, right, because I
know you're a big fan, to go ahead and tell us, yeah, Well,
twenty year anniversary now, two thousand and five. On this date,
Mark Cohne, famous for a song walking in Memphis, got
shot in the head. Guy tried to carjack him in Denver.
(08:46):
He didn't die, but they haven't done much since either.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Do you know how strange it is that he wrote
a song about Memphis, but he was a victim of
a violent crime and not in Memphis, in den Denver.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Sure if he had been in Memphis, you know that
would have happened Denver.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
That's the most Caucasian cold play listening for Tata eating
mocha latte sipping city in America.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's where you were a victim of a violent crime Denver.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I wouldn't even have told anybody that's.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Like writing a song about Detroit.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And it got shot in the head. I think you
had to tell somebody. I mean, then you know, try
to live. Yeah, it don't be crazy, Billyead. Obviously you're
gonna tell somebody. Yeah, all right, Today in nineteen ninety,
mister Kenneth, do you like Bush? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What Today? In nineteen ninety, President Bush ordered Operation Desert
Shield to save kuwait Oh good Hands.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Because they were killing the babies in the maternity ward
and playing shuffle board with their dead bodies and all
that other fake news.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
And today, in two thousand and seven, Barry Asterisk Bonds
believed he broke Hank Aaron's home record on this day.
What you talking about the home run record he did? Yeah,
but I mean, I'm pretty sure Hank Aaron wasn't you know,
the juice wasn't loose at Hank Aaron's house if I'm
not mistaken. The accolade is a little different for Barry Bond.
And then who is the other at the time Mark
(10:06):
McGuire and Sammy Sosa.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That the home run race that they had that time.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Look as anybody listened to this radio show probably knows
we're not got to criticize people.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I thought, we're not judgy. No, we're don judge. You know,
let people do what they want to do. We don't
we're not judgy.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, we've never been against peds. If I think that
an athlete wants to take drugs that could make the
sport more entertaining, well.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
First they need to change the rules though, because we're
also not for people breaking the law.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
True, I'm not for people breaking the law. But you
remember when a Shikari or a bunch of those Olympic
snowboarders got into trouble because they tested positive for marijuana.
And I think we all agree, if you're an Olympic
athlete and you're high on weed, that's not exactly a
performance enhancing drug. I mean, you know, I wouldn't think
so just let them smoke pot. Who cares. But anyway,
(10:55):
that's not what this is about. This is about Barry Bond's,
Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire. Yeah, shooting up and knocking
dingers out of the park. I think I'd watch that
for a while. You know, who out dingers? Why did that?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Kids talk today?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No billy?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And that's what we're doing. Baseball news. I know this
is excite a lot of you. The Major League Baseball
said that they are calling up their first female umpire. Yeah,
She'll Jin is her name. She's been working minor league
baseball for about ten years, but she's going up to
(11:29):
the big, the big show this weekend. And they said, well,
it's about time we got our first female official twenty
eight years ago in the NBA. Baseball's taken a little longer,
they said. Along with the female umpire will also come
some new calls.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh what are the new calls, Billy?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh, there will be calls like safe okay, mostly say
mostly said kind of safe, safe ish, and then there's
out Mainly. It will depended on the player's attitude and tone.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
For sure, watch your tone before we break on that.
I got one more I need to throw in here.
Red Sox just announced the first all female broadcast in
Red Sox history. This is being celebrated. They're all female broadcasters, commentators.
They think that's a big deal and if anybody out
there loves that idea, I'm gonna say something out loud,
and I just want you to tell me how it
(12:25):
makes you feel. Bravo announces first ever all male episode
of Real Housewives Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You see how dumb it sounds, just doesn't sound good.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Smoke weed every day Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Barely hear it. It's okay for those of you who
aren't hearing anything or barely hearing something. It's a it's
a goofy little commercial jingle about playing baseball.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's very loud in this year. I think I think
they can hear it. We were. I was just reminded
of this as we were time with a Little League
World Series, and then when we put this old TV
commercial on for Pizza Hut, I couldn't help but notice
the catcher on the team was that same child star
that grew up to be a methadict. I think he
was in the sandlot. Remember he was a chunky kid.
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If he saw any.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Wasn't that movie where they went you're killing me smalls?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Was that that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Him?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Do you guys want some mores? How can I have
some more? If I haven't had anything?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Clever?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, the kid was really confused. He didn't know what
a samoor was. It wasn't a joke anyway, So I
you know, just a thing today in the news and
couldn't help but notice a little slice of nostalgia. Back
in the eighties, life was just better, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, the problems weren't as serious, but of course a
because they were better at hiding them. We had all
the worst problems in the world, but they just didn't
tell us.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But you know, back then, we didn't have the Internet
to expose all this stuff. Begs the question did the
Internet make the world better or did it worse? Or
did it just become easier to see how it was bad?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I think it could be both.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right. Well, with all that being said, we got a
lot of new technology now there's a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
That kid from that commercial.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Though, Yeah I knew it was him. It certainly looks
like him, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That was from the Sandlot.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, okay, So a lot of news today that we
haven't gotten to yet. A woman in Los Angeles had
to be rescued from a chimney earlier this week. Witnesses
say she was dancing on the roof when she fell
into the chimney.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Was she doing like a Trump impersonation?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here and guess
because it's unclear what her intention was. But doesn't this
sound like a TikTok thing.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You kind of or somebody just making up news? You know?
They they found out after Trump did his little thing
up on the roof, terrible memes came out. You know,
they like to pick on Trump. I don't know if
you've heard or not, but he seems to be a
guy they like to pick on a lot. One of
the memes was that, like after Trump went to see Superman,
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right now he's up on the roof where the red
towel tied around his neck. But the other one very
hurtful news, the news, meet the media. Somebody discovered a picture.
It's an old picture, but you can clearly see Hitler
once went on a roof as well. I think that's
pretty obvious what's going on here? Trump's dog whistling? Boy howdy?
(15:16):
I you know you're right about that?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And didn't Hitler once get stuck in a chimney while
he was doing a song and dance up there with
Dick Van Dyke about how cleaning out the chimney was
a poor man's job, but someone's gotta do it because
these the damn elitists in London. They don't appreciate the
chimney sweepers like Hitler. Wait, actually that was that was
a different movie, wasn't there it was? Anyway, here's a
(15:38):
witness explaining what they saw when this woman fell into
the chimney. You would think it's a show that somebody
put on and you know the show's over.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
But it wasn't show. It's reality.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I you see a lady on top of the roof.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
She's like pulling her shirt up then pulling her pants down.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's just on the roof like dancing nice ye, her
head like waving out the chimney. Disagree with me, help
help help the thing where she's pulling her pants down.
That makes me think she's a fitness influencer. Must be
Did you ever watch these videos? Or she had to go?
You know, well, you might be right. You could have
got off the roof. Maybe sureought that chimney was a toilet. Huh,
world of possibility down, She goes, yeah, there's no way
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to know. In the meantime, Jelly Roll had a thing happened.
The security guard quit during a Jelly Roll concert when
he was asked to move a handicap fan. The security
guard who quit in protest mid show at a Jelly
Roll concert is now speaking out. All he did was
give a guy in a wheelchair a better view, and
his boss called him incompetent. Oh, here is Tony de
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Marie talking about what happened.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
My job was to keep that area clean and clear
of all people so that security people could get back
and forth. If they don't mind if people are there.
This fella needs to be where he could see. My
boss come up to me and he said that I
wasn't doing my job and that I was incompetent.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It out. The galloping Mandy to favor dude doesn't seem
like something Jelly Roll should speak up about his Jolly
Roll issued a statement at us.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He remained silent at this time.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Jillyroll does seem like the kind of guy to step
it up and do something for the handicap guy. You know,
quicker minder, Folks, if you don't like when wheelchair bound
people get treated badly, Today's Purple Heart Day.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
We're doing We're doing it all morning long for wheelchairs,
for warriors. You could give a litus something and help
them get up at them chairs.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Huh, go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today, make
a donation.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
They're not really going to get out of their chairs,
They're just gonna get better chairs.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Ooh, you'll enjoy this, fresh off the heels of the
news that RFK Junior has decided to defund all the
mRNA vaccines.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
And do you know why he gave this real scientific
reason why they're defunding.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
All this stuff? Can you say it in his voice?
I'll do it like he did it. Okay, doesn't work,
now it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
The MRN does a deeply detailed scientific explanation, thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But he's right. I mean, the guy that invented the
m RNA technology has even come out and explained this
is brilliant, amazing technology and it's just not ready for
prime time yet.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Maybe someday mRNA technology can be used to cure diseases
and stop pandemics and it'll be incredible. But in the meantime,
we're playing with God here.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, right now, it ain't those times, is it?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Well? Exciting news?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Everybody. I'm sure you already know what I'm about to say.
There's a new strain of COVID hitting American cities.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Well of course there is. This is like the new
tropical storm that's developing out there in the ocean and
in our way. COVID's coming.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What do we go to?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
What do they name this one?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Uh, it's called It's funny you bring that up. It's
stratus is the third most I think it's called the weast.
I thought it was strata. It's stratus. Yeah, that's it.
It's the third most common strain of the summer. It's
thought this COVID virus was through, but apparently, I guess
it's not done yet.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Apparently.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Is everybody feeling all right? Before you come to work today?
I've got something that I've just got to go. There's
a reason everybody's us heading in the house tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Where you said the drums bumping in your house and
don't for god?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And your body is tired about a half pass piece
mask grabbings up on top of the test hitting the
dock in the box down the black before you buy
yourself brought it out of bread out, tell you why?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Because the corps back it's out. You know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Have you noticed? Is this just me? Is it just
a coincidence? Doesn't seem like everyone's sick lately. Is that
what it is? I don't think anybody knows it's COVID,
though I.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Know everybody just kind of got I don't know what's wrong.
I don't know if i've I don't think I've actually
smelled many different sins in the last two or three years.
I noticed that the other day. Somebody said, oh, do
you smell that? I was like, no, I don't. Billy
D's farts are different. Those permeate no matter what. You
(20:01):
could just not even have a nose.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
That's how you know you don't have COVID.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
But but I think everybody can smell it even if
you had COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Do you think, though, and I you know, I'm not
trying to make fun of you, is that just like
a symptom of getting older? Like maybe there's nothing to
do with COVID at all. Maybe you're just your senses
or become.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Your eyesight fails, your hearing fails, and then you can't
smell anything anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Right, I notice, I don't think so. I noticed recently,
you know, after all these years, I noticed recently my
eyesight's starting to change. Of course, you know, I wake
up and I'm squinting a little more that. I always
thought I had perfect eyesight. I'd always brag about that.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh, you just have perfect eyes Well, thank.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You, mister Kennip or Dreamy, that's you know. I am
flattered at what you're doing right now.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Just wanted to be the one to say it before
you did.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh we're dye Where dye where die?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Walton and Johnson