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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today is earth Day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I was wondering if you were ever going to get
around to wishing me a happy earth Day, Happy Year
for half an hour, and I got nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Happy unicorn killer day to you, Steve, Well, thank you
back to you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Unlike Arbor Day, which, by the way, as silly as
Arbor Day is, at least it means it wasn't created
by a serial killer. Well it wasn't a serial killer.
Earth Day was created by Ira Einhorn. Why do I
have this committed to memory? And he once murdered his
girlfriend and put her in a trunk and kept her
there for several days.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Now what did she do to allegedly deserve that?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh great question, Billy. And she got into a romantic
relationship with a liberal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh well, then you can kind of understand, huh.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
After getting caught, I think he took off and he
hit out in Europe for a while, but eventually they
found him and brought him home.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, he's special, and that's why we got earth Day.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He created the holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
He was an activist back in the kind of mid
second half of the mid twentieth century, and other politicians
clung onto it like, oh, it's our thing. But the
guy that created it was just this grassroots activist to
travel around the country and I don't know. I couldn't
live with a dead body that the thought of the smell.
Yesterday I got into an argument again with the the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Smelly man down the hall.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, the Pakistani guy at the end of my hall.
I was on a date yesterday and she wanted to
meet Milton. Really pretty girl, she's a gymnast and doesn't matter,
and so.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She comes over and I'm just curious, why do you
keep throwing that she was a gymnast thing out?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What is that special to you? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why is that a cause You've told like dozens of
people that I'm dating a gymnast, that she used to
be a gymnast. I just I'm curious. I'm trying to
it's I'm trying to paint a picture. It's alliteration. No,
it's not alliteration. It's it's it's theater of the mind, Stephen,
What is she doing gymnastics with you?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I just I just think it's great that she had
the discipline them.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, let's face it, you like it because she's flexible.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no, Billy, yeah, I would the flexibility thing.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I would never that isn't that wouldn't motivate me to
be interested in a woman used to be a podcaster?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Would you keep throwing that out? Oh my, oh god, No,
I wouldn't want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't know why podcasting hymnus thing because you've you've
mentioned it multiple times.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't know what you're talking about. I know you don't.
I have witnesses if you want me to, you know,
get them to text you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
None. None of those many people that I told that
to need to know about that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Where were you talking about your day' No? With the
stinky back of Fanny Man down the hole.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She's walking down the hall and she turns me in.
She's like, what's what does that smell?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh god? I was like, this is exactly what I'm
worried about.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The guys turned my hallway into a third world crap factory.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It smells like, Oh, let's go and get down in
the rug. It's gonna get absorbed into the walls.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They're gonna have to tear the carpet up and repaint
the whole floor after the you know, kick your stinky
ass out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Billy had like an hour after she left. She texts me,
and she says, I think his smell has clung to
my clothing. Oh it'll stick right to you. Yeah, yeah,
I and my eyes started to tear off, not because
I was sad, but because of the odor from down
the hall. Good lord, what the hell are you doing
in there?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe I ought to get you some of them a
little incense things, remember wicks.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or picks, I guess they's called.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They was a mosquito repellent for the drive in movie
theater and you could like one of those and the
moskeeters wouldn't come in to of course you were, you know,
breathing in cancer, but it still kept skeeters off of you.
To get you a couple of those and set them
out in the hallway and maybe that'll, you know, help
the stink.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Do you think if I put some cintronella candles outside
of his doorway? Like quite of the odds, he's not
going to turn that into some kind of a cooking
contraption or or.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Knock them over and start a fire. You don't need
that likely anyway. But I died the earth Day though,
huh oh yeah, earth Day. Yeah, that's a real holiday.
We got an email about when did Earth Day officially start?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did you back in this late sixties early seventies, that
happy our child era.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Walter here was right in the middle of it. Walter said,
in nineteen sixty nine, I was in the ninth grade.
Earth Day was a new hippie thing. Walking home. I
watched two ladies in a college wearing hot pants and
see through knit tops with no bras outstanding, and as
(04:24):
an interested teen, I watched them ty ribbons around some
of the trees there up and down the street. West
Virginia is in April is still cold, so very pert
nipples were a very interesting fascination to a guy in
the ninth grade, As you may recall yourself, it was interesting.
(04:46):
I'm not sure angry cute chicks have the same reverence
for Earth Day today as the early hippie chicks did
back then, But fifty six years can change a person
and a cause, So save this for Earth Day twenty
twenty five. For me, hunting out west is way more
(05:06):
fun than skiing or any other snow activity. But that's
just me. Hey, look's Walter. Anytime you spend on the mountains,
good time. Well, Walter, I don't know if you're listening
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But I got some good news bad news on that
the type of young attractive women who don't wear bras
that is back right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, the angry social media chicks have replaced the hippie chicks,
and they're not doing Earth Day the same though it's different.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right now there are women that are like young women
in general, women in their twenties and thirties seem to
be going sands bra quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I just can't tell how I know that. It's just
a thing I've noticed recently.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But with these old trends coming back come other old
trends coming back that you may not like as much.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Meet Ella m Hoff. Does everybody remember who Ella is?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Okay, well I'll give you a refresher here. Ella m
Hoff is the stepdaughter of Kamala Harris, who became an
elite model about two days, two hours, two seconds after
Kamala got sworn in his vice president.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, it's kind of like how Hunter Biden can't settle
painting anymore, huh, Right?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Ella m Hoff looks like a zoomer female zoomer version.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Of weird Al Yankovic.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Imagine if weird Al Yankovic was twenty two and a
girl and a liberal activist on She's a knitter, is
that right? Yeah, she's one. Yeah, I had no idea
she knits. Yeah, she's a hard coordinittor. I mean this
knitter loves to knit. She's posted videos of herself knitting
a lot, oh boy. But she also does other things.
She's a social media influencer.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
All right, isn't everybody obviously? Yes, Buddy mus tell me
he was looking at chicks on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It doesn't matter why, and you know, you click on
somebody and it says here's about stuff, and then you
read about stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
He said.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Almost every one of these girls in the like thirty
five or under, they're social. They're kind of creators. And
there's a there's another thing they called it. I don't
look at all that stuff regular influencer, influencer.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, all that kind of thing OnlyFans model, Is that right? Well,
that's the thing that means that's a thing too, Yeah,
that's it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's not a real job.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I mean, some people are making money at it, but
that's not a real thing for most of these women.
I know, it's hard to believe, but it's kind of
what we do for a living billy content creator.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, that could be just about anything.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You go take a dupe, you created something, then you
sort of and in the on the internet these days,
chances are there's somebody that's taking pictures of that and
selling it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well. L M Hoff has gone viral.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, you're talking about Pelosi's a step daughter, Kamala, Oh, Kamala.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, Well, these people are trying to find relevancy now
that they've left the White House. So Kamala Harris's step
daughter La M Hoff posted a video of herself on
social media.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's a short video because you're naked.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, she is not dressed, but she's not like showing
you the jugs or anything billy yet. She's showing you
how she has a lot of body hair, including a
lot of armpit hair. Okay, and it makes her look
greasy and with her special promo code, you can look
that way too.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I started growing out my body hair around six years ago.
It was never a conscious decision to go against the grain.
It was more of a personal grooming choice, a laziness thing.
What I did realize about having body hair is someone
always has something to say.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
About it, whether it's good or bad. There's something shocking
still about her body hair.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Most commonly, I see, I bet you smell bad or damn,
that's dirty.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
She was rubbing oil on her armpit. Hair's the way
to show us the rest of her body hair.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
She wait hair comes the best personally my routine.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
For as long as I've had body hair, it was
the first brand that made me feel really accepted for
the choices I made around my hair. I love that
it's an all in one product that I can use
on my hair, skin, and other personal areas without fear
of irritation or the dreaded sticky post.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oil application can on it.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You can use my code Ella twenty for twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Of if she has a promo code and so she
can sell you the oil she's slathering on her slippery body.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here's the same, here's how she sells it.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Hey, everyone, A lot of people think I look greasy
and gross and I'm dirty. Trick jokes on them. I'm clean.
I just look that way and you could achieve this
look with promo code Ella twenty at body hair, greasejuice
dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What are little kids say? These hard pass I think
is how that goes?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
You know, the weird to think about this, billyet is
there there's someone that watches this who's like, yeah, I
want to repulse people as well. I want to be clean,
but not look clean. What do I need to achieve that.
There's a part in there where she talks about putting
the oil. She's rubbing oil on her armpits and like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Her lower hair under her arms, and I got, I
know that is a that's a bushy woman rut there
bro It is.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like the Tasmanian forest down there.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm glad we didn't look any further.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Well, I think she mentions that in the video she
rubs it another place. Yeah, but I didn't see it
on the camera, which is a good thing. I ain't
ain't ready for that yet. Here's my question. Does the
shag carpeting downstairs? Does it need oil? I thought, doesn't
your body naturally like I don't. I've never felt like
it wasn't moist enough down there in mine? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That boy, you just doubling down on all this nastiness.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm not the one in the order to throw out
moist until you know people don't hate you for that. Yeah,
for some reason, people don't. I don't like that word.
And there's another word too, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You know's what's really important with all these ladies. They
always use the word accepted.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
When people see my body hair, you know, they have
to accept me for who I am. If you're worrying
about whether everybody else in the world accept you or not,
you got big problems in your life. Get over your
open everybody accepts you. Just get on what you're living.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
If we want to people to like uys, do you
think we would do this for eleven.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Tuesday Wolfson and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Have you noticed in swimwear that's in right now for women,
it's kind of like the slutty one piece?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Like, well, I don't have an apartment with public pool
out there where I can go and just you know,
eyeball the ladies, I don't. I don't get to see
that a lot. Huh, I don't. I'm not hanging out
with the young kids at the beach, you know, like
like in the olden days.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So uh yeah, I ain't saying what do you have pictures?
You got you got something to show us. Yeah, hang on,
here's a picture. Is this your gymnast friend. Yeah, that's
the gymnast strength. Look at her. She does look flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's standing still. She's standing there.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But he's not wrong. She still looks flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Billy had knows, dude. You know, Billy had seen some stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He yeah, he's I.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Can't talk about all that stuff I've seen. But you
know that's that's you like that the old guy. I
was like, Oh, back up, remember when you were young
and strong and you was plowing all night long. And yeah,
them days slipped on past. But for some of you,
y'all still going hard.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
But when you say I can't talk about the things
I've seen, it makes it sound like you were in
the Black Ops or something.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Billy, Yes, why I figure out what that means.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Emails always welcome here at Walter Johnson dot com. Unless
it mentions black Ops. You shouldn't email that.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, we wouldn't even want to know.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
They know, they hear, they read, they see everything we're doing.
You know, artificial intelligence can see you through walls. Now
me AI can use Wi Fi signals to get a
visual of you through a wall.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I assume we have no privacy, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Your own camera everywhere you go, maybe in your own house,
because you know, the TVs and the computer screens, all
things they got little cameras built into them.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're definitely on camera.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Every time you walk out the door, down the street,
to the mall, wherever you go, you're camera.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
How many crimes have you seen lately where they didn't
have a video feed of anything unless it was a politician,
and then, of course you know they exist.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But they don't show those.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You're just reminded me of something funny that happens Saturday
night at the Hattiesburg Comedy Show. One of our listeners
walks up to us and ask me to take a
selfie with him. So I hold his phone, I hold
it out in front of us, and I don't see
anything on the screen. Say something's wrong with your phone?
And he goes, oh, that's right. I put a piece
of tape over the camera so the government can't see me.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, smart move. Do you blame him? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So that they can still hear you, And they heard
you talk about the piece of tape over the just
a matter of time before they just take you away.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Dude, as soon as.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
He had it there, and I was like, you know,
I admire the effort, but at the same time, they
could definitely see you. There's probably twenty other cameras in
this room right now.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, they show you the one they want you to see,
so when you hide that one, they use the other
ones instead. Where did you got emails about Emma Ella
whatever her name was.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh? Yeah, Ella is the daughter of Doug m. Hoff,
the Kamala Harris's stepdaughter. They are, they're really close. She
was a really big influence in raising Alla in the
formative years of her life, you know, age seventeen to nineteen.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, probably or whatever. That was. Huh, Well, what did
the emails say?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, one guy's talking about her body odor enough with
the greasy haired skanks. Immediately people are tired of hearing
about her. Well, we only talked about her for a
couple of minutes. The promo code is that one L
or two somebody wants to get some.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Of that all.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But oh, we also got an email about the Boston
Marathon and I looked for the results just to see
if this was true. And well, we'll see which guy
Richard says, there's three categories this year at the Boston Marathon.
There's men, women's, and non binary, and men can run
in all three. And the man that won the non
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binary event run time, then the women's Olympic Marathon champion
at the Paris Olympics last summer. Uh and at least
one man read in rent in the female category. There
is no category apparently for women only. So I looked
(15:18):
up the results of the Boston Marathon. Shocker John Career
of Kinya fell down at the start, but he got
back up and won the race.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Wait really, the guy that from Kenya actually tripped and
fast he still won.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And then Alfont Simbu came in second.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I don't know where he's from, but I'm a bad
it's probably not outside of Africa.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He has run from a lion somewhere in his day,
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And Cimbrian kututut I guess that's how you say that.
Uh So, yeah, they was all within like half, like
thirty seconds to each other there at the sound like
pretty good race.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Women's race.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Uh you know somebody yeah, low Kidney is her last name.
Obi Rear came a second.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And ye halilah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, I mean in third, I got a think
in a women's marathon, the only way a white guy
is gonna win is if he's trans.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Exactly a girl or whatever. Then got the men's wheelchair category. Uh,
you got the women's wheelchair category, men's hand cycle, women's
hand cycle, and that's all the results. So if the
head non berry binary, uh, they didn't list it in
the results.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Bro, I'll tell you what. Some of those dudes that
do the hand cycle racing. Those guys are fast, man,
and they're in better shape than we are.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I mean it's also helpful that a lot of
them are really like light.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, well it's probably true. Yeah, I'm sure, No, I know,
Billy you are. I'm just sure you don't have to
point at the body part that you're Yes, we know
Billy had the nonverbal communication.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There was check to make sure you understand you know,
the reason not running. You know, got no legs.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hey, look, speaking of inappropriate chokes. When you think Joe
Biden in Easter, what do you immediately think of Easter
money and the big costume coming to wrangle him in.
They played that clip that was from twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If that's never gonna go away, And it was just
it was beautiful to watch that look on his face.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Huh, No, he was fine in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Sure, so some I think it was a girl, but
I don't know. It could have been a secret service agent,
and it could have still been a woman, if we know.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It looked to.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Me like a lot of your mascot types, especially in radio.
We used to work at a B station, so we
had a B mascot, and a lot of times it
was either a skinny guy or a girl.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
If it was a cute girl, why would you put
her in the costume? Well, I didn't say she's cute.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well, but if she was a fat girl, she's not
gonna be able to go in there either.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, you can be not fat and still not cute.
That's fair. Some of that's out there.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I think that term is her face, but exactly so,
that's why you put a big rabbit head on her
or a B suit. So the easter bunny comes along,
it tells Joe, you know, whispers in his ear, Joe,
he looks like talking bunny. Yeah, he was just so
he was so surprised that the babbitt could talk, but
nobody else heard it. Now, Trump yesterday was having himself
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a little Easter fun on the lawn at the White House.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Did the bunny rabbit come over and tell him where
to be? Bro?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Even if you hate Trump, you have got to admit
he is, legit the funniest president.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Who ever lived.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yesterday he's standing with a White House staffer who is dressed.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
In the Easter Bunny costume.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I don't remember if it's the same Easter Bundy costume
or a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
But probably the same costume, different human.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It's close enough that Donald Trump is alone with the camera.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Malania's there. Malania can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
They're in the White House lawn where she's over here
to the laught good of her face. There's a video
on the screen, but I have it paused. And here's
what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You remember the bunny with Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Remember you remember when the when the Bunny took Joe
Biden out back. He's not gonna take He's not taking
Trump out anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The bunny was a good actor. The bunny is shaking
his head.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, no, whoever, whatever White House staffer is in the
bunny costume.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
This guy is going to tell the story for the
rest of his life. Oh yeah, probably a girl. What
are they them? Don't assume their gender, but Tuesday, Yeah,
it's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Today is earth Day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I was wondering if you were ever going to get
around to wishing me a happy earth Day, Happy Year
for half an hour, and I got nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Happy unicorn killer day to you, Steve, Well, thank you
back to you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Unlike Arbor Day, which, by the way, as silly as
Arbor Day is, at least it means it wasn't created
by a serial killer. Well it wasn't a serial killer.
Earth Day was created by Ira Einhorn. Why do I
have this committed to memory? And he once murdered his
girlfriend and put her in a trunk and kept her
there for several days.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Now what did she do to allegedly deserve that?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh great question, Billy. And she got into a romantic
relationship with a liberal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh well, then you can kind of understand, huh.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
After getting caught, I think he took off and he
hit out in Europe for a while, but eventually they
found him and brought him home.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, he's special, and that's why we got earth Day.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He created the holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
He was an activist back in the kind of mid
second half of the mid twentieth century, and other politicians
clung onto it like, oh, it's our thing. But the
guy that created it was just this grassroots activist to
travel around the country and I don't know. I couldn't
live with a dead body that the thought of the smell.
Yesterday I got into an argument again with the the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Smelly man down the hall.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, the Pakistani guy at the end of my hall.
I was on a date yesterday and she wanted to
meet Milton. Really pretty girl, she's a gymnast and doesn't matter,
and so.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She comes over and I'm just curious, why do you
keep throwing that she was a gymnast thing out?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What is that special to you? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why is that a cause You've told like dozens of
people that I'm dating a gymnast, that she used to
be a gymnast. I just I'm curious. I'm trying to
it's I'm trying to paint a picture. It's alliteration. No,
it's not alliteration. It's it's it's theater of the mind, Stephen,
What is she doing gymnastics with you?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I just I just think it's great that she had
the discipline them.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, let's face it, you like it because she's flexible.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no, Billy, yeah, I would the flexibility thing.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I would never that isn't that wouldn't motivate me to
be interested in a woman used to be a podcaster?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Would you keep throwing that out? Oh my, oh god, No,
I wouldn't want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't know why podcasting hymnus thing because you've you've
mentioned it multiple times.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't know what you're talking about. I know you don't.
I have witnesses if you want me to, you know,
get them to text you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
None. None of those many people that I told that
to need to know about that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Where were you talking about your day' No? With the
stinky back of Fanny Man down the hole.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She's walking down the hall and she turns me in.
She's like, what's what does that smell?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh god? I was like, this is exactly what I'm
worried about.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The guys turned my hallway into a third world crap factory.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It smells like, Oh, let's go and get down in
the rug. It's gonna get absorbed into the walls.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They're gonna have to tear the carpet up and repaint
the whole floor after the you know, kick your stinky
ass out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Billy had like an hour after she left. She texts me,
and she says, I think his smell has clung to
my clothing. Oh it'll stick right to you. Yeah, yeah,
I and my eyes started to tear off, not because
I was sad, but because of the odor from down
the hall. Good lord, what the hell are you doing
in there?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe I ought to get you some of them a
little incense things, remember wicks.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or picks, I guess they's called.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They was a mosquito repellent for the drive in movie
theater and you could like one of those and the
moskeeters wouldn't come in to of course you were, you know,
breathing in cancer, but it still kept skeeters off of you.
To get you a couple of those and set them
out in the hallway and maybe that'll, you know, help
the stink.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Do you think if I put some cintronella candles outside
of his doorway? Like quite of the odds, he's not
going to turn that into some kind of a cooking
contraption or or.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Knock them over and start a fire. You don't need
that likely anyway. But I died the earth Day though,
huh oh yeah, earth Day. Yeah, that's a real holiday.
We got an email about when did Earth Day officially start?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did you back in this late sixties early seventies, that
happy our child era.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Walter here was right in the middle of it. Walter said,
in nineteen sixty nine, I was in the ninth grade.
Earth Day was a new hippie thing. Walking home. I
watched two ladies in a college wearing hot pants and
see through knit tops with no bras outstanding, and as
(04:24):
an interested teen, I watched them ty ribbons around some
of the trees there up and down the street. West
Virginia is in April is still cold, so very pert
nipples were a very interesting fascination to a guy in
the ninth grade, As you may recall yourself, it was interesting.
(04:46):
I'm not sure angry cute chicks have the same reverence
for Earth Day today as the early hippie chicks did
back then, But fifty six years can change a person
and a cause, So save this for Earth Day twenty
twenty five. For me, hunting out west is way more
(05:06):
fun than skiing or any other snow activity. But that's
just me. Hey, look's Walter. Anytime you spend on the mountains,
good time. Well, Walter, I don't know if you're listening
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But I got some good news bad news on that
the type of young attractive women who don't wear bras
that is back right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, the angry social media chicks have replaced the hippie chicks,
and they're not doing Earth Day the same though it's different.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right now there are women that are like young women
in general, women in their twenties and thirties seem to
be going sands bra quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I just can't tell how I know that. It's just
a thing I've noticed recently.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But with these old trends coming back come other old
trends coming back that you may not like as much.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Meet Ella m Hoff. Does everybody remember who Ella is?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Okay, well I'll give you a refresher here. Ella m
Hoff is the stepdaughter of Kamala Harris, who became an
elite model about two days, two hours, two seconds after
Kamala got sworn in his vice president.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, it's kind of like how Hunter Biden can't settle
painting anymore, huh, Right?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Ella m Hoff looks like a zoomer female zoomer version.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Of weird Al Yankovic.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Imagine if weird Al Yankovic was twenty two and a
girl and a liberal activist on She's a knitter, is
that right? Yeah, she's one. Yeah, I had no idea
she knits. Yeah, she's a hard coordinittor. I mean this
knitter loves to knit. She's posted videos of herself knitting
a lot, oh boy. But she also does other things.
She's a social media influencer.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
All right, isn't everybody obviously? Yes, Buddy mus tell me
he was looking at chicks on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It doesn't matter why, and you know, you click on
somebody and it says here's about stuff, and then you
read about stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
He said.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Almost every one of these girls in the like thirty
five or under, they're social. They're kind of creators. And
there's a there's another thing they called it. I don't
look at all that stuff regular influencer, influencer.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, all that kind of thing OnlyFans model, Is that right? Well,
that's the thing that means that's a thing too, Yeah,
that's it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's not a real job.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I mean, some people are making money at it, but
that's not a real thing for most of these women.
I know, it's hard to believe, but it's kind of
what we do for a living billy content creator.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, that could be just about anything.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You go take a dupe, you created something, then you
sort of and in the on the internet these days,
chances are there's somebody that's taking pictures of that and
selling it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well. L M Hoff has gone viral.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, you're talking about Pelosi's a step daughter, Kamala, Oh, Kamala.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, Well, these people are trying to find relevancy now
that they've left the White House. So Kamala Harris's step
daughter La M Hoff posted a video of herself on
social media.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's a short video because you're naked.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yes, she is not dressed, but she's not like showing
you the jugs or anything billy yet. She's showing you
how she has a lot of body hair, including a
lot of armpit hair. Okay, and it makes her look
greasy and with her special promo code, you can look
that way too.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I started growing out my body hair around six years ago.
It was never a conscious decision to go against the grain.
It was more of a personal grooming choice, a laziness thing.
What I did realize about having body hair is someone
always has something to say.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
About it, whether it's good or bad. There's something shocking
still about her body hair.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Most commonly, I see, I bet you smell bad or damn,
that's dirty.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
She was rubbing oil on her armpit. Hair's the way
to show us the rest of her body hair.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
She wait hair comes the best personally my routine.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
For as long as I've had body hair, it was
the first brand that made me feel really accepted for
the choices I made around my hair. I love that
it's an all in one product that I can use
on my hair, skin, and other personal areas without fear
of irritation or the dreaded sticky post.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oil application can on it.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You can use my code Ella twenty for twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Of if she has a promo code and so she
can sell you the oil she's slathering on her slippery body.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here's the same, here's how she sells it.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Hey, everyone, A lot of people think I look greasy
and gross and I'm dirty. Trick jokes on them. I'm clean.
I just look that way and you could achieve this
look with promo code Ella twenty at body hair, greasejuice
dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What are little kids say? These hard pass I think
is how that goes?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
You know, the weird to think about this, billyet is
there there's someone that watches this who's like, yeah, I
want to repulse people as well. I want to be clean,
but not look clean. What do I need to achieve that.
There's a part in there where she talks about putting
the oil. She's rubbing oil on her armpits and like.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Her lower hair under her arms, and I got, I
know that is a that's a bushy woman rut there
bro It is.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like the Tasmanian forest down there.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm glad we didn't look any further.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Well, I think she mentions that in the video she
rubs it another place. Yeah, but I didn't see it
on the camera, which is a good thing. I ain't
ain't ready for that yet. Here's my question. Does the
shag carpeting downstairs? Does it need oil? I thought, doesn't
your body naturally like I don't. I've never felt like
it wasn't moist enough down there in mine? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That boy, you just doubling down on all this nastiness.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm not the one in the order to throw out
moist until you know people don't hate you for that. Yeah,
for some reason, people don't. I don't like that word.
And there's another word too, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You know's what's really important with all these ladies. They
always use the word accepted.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
When people see my body hair, you know, they have
to accept me for who I am. If you're worrying
about whether everybody else in the world accept you or not,
you got big problems in your life. Get over your
open everybody accepts you. Just get on what you're living.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
If we want to people to like uys, do you
think we would do this for eleven.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Tuesday Wolfson and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Have you noticed in swimwear that's in right now for women,
it's kind of like the slutty one piece?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Like, well, I don't have an apartment with public pool
out there where I can go and just you know,
eyeball the ladies, I don't. I don't get to see
that a lot. Huh, I don't. I'm not hanging out
with the young kids at the beach, you know, like
like in the olden days.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So uh yeah, I ain't saying what do you have pictures?
You got you got something to show us. Yeah, hang on,
here's a picture. Is this your gymnast friend. Yeah, that's
the gymnast strength. Look at her. She does look flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's standing still. She's standing there.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But he's not wrong. She still looks flexible.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Billy had knows, dude. You know, Billy had seen some stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He yeah, he's I.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Can't talk about all that stuff I've seen. But you
know that's that's you like that the old guy. I
was like, Oh, back up, remember when you were young
and strong and you was plowing all night long. And yeah,
them days slipped on past. But for some of you,
y'all still going hard.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
But when you say I can't talk about the things
I've seen, it makes it sound like you were in
the Black Ops or something.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Billy, Yes, why I figure out what that means.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Emails always welcome here at Walter Johnson dot com. Unless
it mentions black Ops. You shouldn't email that.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, we wouldn't even want to know.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
They know, they hear, they read, they see everything we're doing.
You know, artificial intelligence can see you through walls. Now
me AI can use Wi Fi signals to get a
visual of you through a wall.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I assume we have no privacy, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Your own camera everywhere you go, maybe in your own house,
because you know, the TVs and the computer screens, all
things they got little cameras built into them.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're definitely on camera.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Every time you walk out the door, down the street,
to the mall, wherever you go, you're camera.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
How many crimes have you seen lately where they didn't
have a video feed of anything unless it was a politician,
and then, of course you know they exist.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But they don't show those.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You're just reminded me of something funny that happens Saturday
night at the Hattiesburg Comedy Show. One of our listeners
walks up to us and ask me to take a
selfie with him. So I hold his phone, I hold
it out in front of us, and I don't see
anything on the screen. Say something's wrong with your phone?
And he goes, oh, that's right. I put a piece
of tape over the camera so the government can't see me.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, smart move. Do you blame him? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So that they can still hear you, And they heard
you talk about the piece of tape over the just
a matter of time before they just take you away.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Dude, as soon as.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
He had it there, and I was like, you know,
I admire the effort, but at the same time, they
could definitely see you. There's probably twenty other cameras in
this room right now.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, they show you the one they want you to see,
so when you hide that one, they use the other
ones instead. Where did you got emails about Emma Ella
whatever her name was.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh? Yeah, Ella is the daughter of Doug m. Hoff,
the Kamala Harris's stepdaughter. They are, they're really close. She
was a really big influence in raising Alla in the
formative years of her life, you know, age seventeen to nineteen.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, probably or whatever. That was. Huh, Well, what did
the emails say?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, one guy's talking about her body odor enough with
the greasy haired skanks. Immediately people are tired of hearing
about her. Well, we only talked about her for a
couple of minutes. The promo code is that one L
or two somebody wants to get some.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Of that all.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But oh, we also got an email about the Boston
Marathon and I looked for the results just to see
if this was true. And well, we'll see which guy
Richard says, there's three categories this year at the Boston Marathon.
There's men, women's, and non binary, and men can run
in all three. And the man that won the non
(14:58):
binary event run time, then the women's Olympic Marathon champion
at the Paris Olympics last summer. Uh and at least
one man read in rent in the female category. There
is no category apparently for women only. So I looked
(15:18):
up the results of the Boston Marathon. Shocker John Career
of Kinya fell down at the start, but he got
back up and won the race.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Wait really, the guy that from Kenya actually tripped and
fast he still won.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And then Alfont Simbu came in second.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I don't know where he's from, but I'm a bad
it's probably not outside of Africa.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He has run from a lion somewhere in his day,
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And Cimbrian kututut I guess that's how you say that.
Uh So, yeah, they was all within like half, like
thirty seconds to each other there at the sound like
pretty good race.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Women's race.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Uh you know somebody yeah, low Kidney is her last name.
Obi Rear came a second.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And ye halilah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, I mean in third, I got a think
in a women's marathon, the only way a white guy
is gonna win is if he's trans.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Exactly a girl or whatever. Then got the men's wheelchair category. Uh,
you got the women's wheelchair category, men's hand cycle, women's
hand cycle, and that's all the results. So if the
head non berry binary, uh, they didn't list it in
the results.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Bro, I'll tell you what. Some of those dudes that
do the hand cycle racing. Those guys are fast, man,
and they're in better shape than we are.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I mean it's also helpful that a lot of
them are really like light.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, well it's probably true. Yeah, I'm sure, No, I know,
Billy you are. I'm just sure you don't have to
point at the body part that you're Yes, we know
Billy had the nonverbal communication.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There was check to make sure you understand you know,
the reason not running. You know, got no legs.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hey, look, speaking of inappropriate chokes. When you think Joe
Biden in Easter, what do you immediately think of Easter
money and the big costume coming to wrangle him in.
They played that clip that was from twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If that's never gonna go away, And it was just
it was beautiful to watch that look on his face.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Huh, No, he was fine in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Sure, so some I think it was a girl, but
I don't know. It could have been a secret service agent,
and it could have still been a woman, if we know.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It looked to.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Me like a lot of your mascot types, especially in radio.
We used to work at a B station, so we
had a B mascot, and a lot of times it
was either a skinny guy or a girl.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
If it was a cute girl, why would you put
her in the costume? Well, I didn't say she's cute.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well, but if she was a fat girl, she's not
gonna be able to go in there either.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, you can be not fat and still not cute.
That's fair. Some of that's out there.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I think that term is her face, but exactly so,
that's why you put a big rabbit head on her
or a B suit. So the easter bunny comes along,
it tells Joe, you know, whispers in his ear, Joe,
he looks like talking bunny. Yeah, he was just so
he was so surprised that the babbitt could talk, but
nobody else heard it. Now, Trump yesterday was having himself
(18:21):
a little Easter fun on the lawn at the White House.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Did the bunny rabbit come over and tell him where
to be? Bro?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Even if you hate Trump, you have got to admit
he is, legit the funniest president.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Who ever lived.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yesterday he's standing with a White House staffer who is dressed.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
In the Easter Bunny costume.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I don't remember if it's the same Easter Bundy costume
or a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
But probably the same costume, different human.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It's close enough that Donald Trump is alone with the camera.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Malania's there. Malania can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
They're in the White House lawn where she's over here
to the laught good of her face. There's a video
on the screen, but I have it paused. And here's
what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You remember the bunny with Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Remember you remember when the when the Bunny took Joe
Biden out back. He's not gonna take He's not taking
Trump out anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
The bunny was a good actor. The bunny is shaking
his head.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, no, whoever, whatever White House staffer is in the
bunny costume.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
This guy is going to tell the story for the
rest of his life. Oh yeah, probably a girl. What
are they them? Don't assume their gender, but Tuesday, Yeah,
it's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
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