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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know Flee was in Outsiders. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, he was one of the bad kids in the background.
He didn't thinking a point break said surfing movie.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
He's in that tip Yeah. Yeah, he was a bad
boy in that.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And he's also in that movie where they go on
a police chase or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's the thing I'm thinking of?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Who goes on the police chase the police? Hang on,
I'll tell you in two seconds. The chase. Yeah, it's
called the chase. I thought it had a more creative
It's a Charlie Sheen movie. A Skipton escaped convict Jack
Hammond takes a woman hostage and sets off for the
Mexican border. Who's the woman? You would definitely know her.
She was hang on. It's right here, Christy Swanson and
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Henry Rollins. Henry Rawlins, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Watch that movie. He's not a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, he's in the movie with He's in the movie
with Anthony Ketis Flee. Charlie Sheen that said, I'm watching
that movie tonight. Now you have to watch that. Christy
Swanson is in it. Josh Mostel is in it as
Officer Figus. You know him, he's the big fat guy.
He's very funny. He's in a lot of stuff. He's
in Jurassic Parking. Any nothing but a good time right there.
(01:02):
Hell yeah, dude, I'm watching the chase later. It's weird
how I figure this stuff out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
In the meantime, we.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Do have celebrations to pass out to those who are
marking another trip arounds of our friend Nathan's dad. His
birthday was yesterday. We weren't here, but we did want to.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Say happy ninety five. Wait a hang in there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Nathan seems old to me, and somehow his dad's still alive.
They're the same age. That's funny. That's funny to anyone.
But if you know Nathan, that is flipping hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But let's focus on today's birthdays, shall we, because we
do want to start with Dale Carnegie, who is no
longer with us. I mean he's been dead since the fifties.
Dale Carnegie was born eighteen eighty eight, the author of
How to Win Friends and Influence People, said to be
the second best selling nonfiction book of all time, behind
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only Anybody the Bible.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That Bible is a good book, bro.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, if you like war and murder and incest and Crazies.
There's some crazy stuff in that book.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Car chases, explosions, I mean, just all kinds of cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man, no car chasers, but I think there's some stuff
with chariots. Well yeah, kind of the same thing, same
thing though. Other celebrities having a birthday. Our friend Sarah Hyland,
now she was Hayley on Modern Family. It's kind of
sickly back in the day. I don't know how she's
doing lately, but we met her, hung out with her.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Probably not enough andrenachrome, that's what i'd imagine.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, well, she's thirty five now, so you know she's
been giving it her all.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nice give it to her. Yeah, Okay, her dad gave
her a kidney, so that helped. Quite.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's sweet. That does start to make me feel bad
about saying weird stuff. Catherine Heigel is forty seven. That
blond lady used to be on grays Anatomy. Now she
just worries about what you're feeding your dog. Colin Hanks,
son of Tom is forty eight. Today. He was in Fargo.
He's really good in that he's been on Dexter mad
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Men a lot of stuff. Denise Crosby, Bing's granddaughter Okay,
she was in some stuff Walking Dead, Star Trek something
or other.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know. That's sixty eight. Terry Lewis.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You remember Jimmy jam and Terry Lewis, Well, he's not
Jimmy jam really. Yeah, he's sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Dwight Schultz, who.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Played Murdoch on the A Team pro the one on
TV The Crazy Guy bro is?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Does that count as a cop theme song? Should we
play that? I guess he's seventy eight. Bro A Team
was a good show.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, let's see anybody else. Pete Bess, the drummer who
was replaced by Ringo Star right around the times the
Beatles were about to become a thing. He could have
been huge. He's eighty four now. Don't feel too bad
for him, though. He was inducted into the prestigious All
you need is Liverpool Music Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Huh, that's gotta suck.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Did you know John Hamm was in the A Team remake?
I kind of go watch that. Oh yeah, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The remake sure.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh, today is celebrate your unique talent today. So whatever
you consider your you know, special gift, your your talent,
whatever it is, you just celebrate that today.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Can you do it? Sure?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Absolutely? I think if I was one of the A
team guys, I'd be holling mad Murdoch.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You'd be that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, it's kind of obvious. Who in our crew would
be be a brackish you know?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Probably, and don't forget face. Yeah, you'd probably be face man.
I gotta think because he's like the pretty boy and billy. Yeah,
that only leaves one guy left for you. I'm the
guy with the play and yeah, I love it when
a plan comes together.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Absolutely, Yeah, that's a good show, dude. We you should
go watch that now this day he needs three brought
to you by luck. I guess Lawtigers dot com man
what a website. Sometimes I call them one one hundred
long tigers. I don't even have an emergency. You just
wish you were even riding a motorcycle. But you can
call them and talk about it and then they'll tell me.
You know, Sarah, you can't tie up this phone mine.
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It's for emergencies. And I feel but feel bad after that,
I know, all right. Today is National Sardine Day, dB
Cooper Day, National Awe Pair Day. Doug Amhoff is likely
having a good day today. I would think he loves
his A pair national brand day. What's the greatest American
brand ever created? Billy, I don't think about it. Just said,
go Coca Cola. Interesting, I would have thought you would
have set a firearm. But Coca Cola is a good pick. Well,
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it's the one brand that they know around the world,
no matter where you go. I got a buddy went
big game hunting out in Africa years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
He said, they're driving.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Along and won them big game hunting jeep looking things
you drive around and when you're big game hunting. And
they pulled over to the side of the trail there
for a minute, they saw something in the bush and
everything's the bush out there anyway, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And sure enough, guess what it was? What coke can?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, in the middle of Africa, out there hunting rhinos
or something, and oh there, somebody threw a coke can out. Well,
I'll go ahead and pick a If not Kia, then
Smith and Wesson. That'd be I think the best American brand.
What about you, mister h what would you pick?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I got the Afrochine and the fine Afrogine products is
probably the most memorable.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Right, not really like calt forty five or because you
do you know you might.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I like your butt afrogine right, afrosine fine products.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Mister Kenneth, you're the only one left on National Brand Day?
What do you pick? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm not here to participate in your little Paul. I'm
just here to tell you the news.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, Well, it's also world Conjoined Twinnesday. No, it's not.
It is shout out. That's not shoutouts to my man
Ben Carson. Remember what he did? That was pretty cool.
Today's the day that Freddie Mercury died. That's what's on
my mind. So also the day Lee Harvey Oswald was
killed by Jack Ruby on live television. That was back
in the sixties, when he sang about girls and stuff.
(07:02):
Doesn't that Oswald?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No, obviously not Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Don't think he had much of a singing career, did he?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
When Freddie Mercury sang about checks, how did gay guys
feel about that?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What did he sing specifically about chicks?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I like to well, this song is called Killer Queen.
It's a song about.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh what makes you think there's chicks involved here? No,
you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Today in eighteen fifty nine, Darwin's The Origin of Species
by Means of Natural Selection was published in England. But
they talk weird, so they were probably go, oh, nope,
she's a Dolwin. That old theory of evolution thing. That's
just not gonna fly in some places today. In eighteen
seventy four, Joseph Gwydon got a patent for his invention
billyad barbed war no wire. Yeah, you got your barbed
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war barbed wire, Billyad. That's jee Today. In mainteen twenty eight,
the first women's federal prison was open in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What they do with women before then? I think I know?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
In nineteen thirty two, the first FBI crime lab began
solving crimes. It was a single room because it wasn't
a lot of crimes at the true enough Today. In
nineteen sixty three, Jack Ruby shoots, Oh, you already did that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Today. In nineteen seventy one, D. B.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Cooper, with two hundred thousand dollars in ransom, jumps from
a northwest orient seven to twenty seven over Washington State.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, kind of cool, right, Oh, today's day mister Miagi died.
Oh I hate that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He was best known of, you know, teaching young people
how to defend themselves with ka.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Te Today, in nineteen seventy nine, the American government and
admits thousands of troops were exposed to something called agent
orange while they were in Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh is that right? And our bad? They'll never make
that mistake again.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I've gotten in arguments with guys about this before, and
I'll admit I don't really know. They claim agent orange
wasn't supposed to be a biological weapon. They just wanted
to kill the trees in the brush.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's what they say.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
We were fighting the people out in a jungle, and
they said, well, you know what if we if we
did away with the jungle, they wouldn't have too many
places to hide, and then we.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Go get them. But then other people have said.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
That was part of it, right, Well, kind like most
of the great inventions and discoveries, I think it was accidental.
They didn't know that it was going to have that effect,
but they sure jumped on it when it did.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It says here.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
When Freddie Mercury died, he died of age. I thought
he had the pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, there's pneumonia for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
How would a manly, masculine guy like that get AIGs?
I thought only like drug addicts and gay guys got aids.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did you all hear about what happened to Lenny Kravitz?
What's that he had his hair ripped out on this
day in history? Or just in just in general?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I figured you've were done with this day in history
if you were running off on those little tangents like that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, I got two more today.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
In nineteen ninety five, Ireland voted to end the country's
seventy year ban on divorce.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Interesting that happened in ninety five today. In two thousand
and five, the M and M's.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Balloon at the Macy's parade hit a street light and
fell and injured two spectators. What what balloon? Did you
always wait for the old macy to parade? Derrick Kinney?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know I always always a big fan of the Peanuts.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, against that underdog was the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
But that's all right? Are they still doing Underdog? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm just talking about back in the day, Okay, Well,
I'm talking about like those of us that are you know,
still watch.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You've got a different generation.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't think they do Underdog anymore under Oh oh
remember that, oh Underdog?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Honestly as actually that song does kind of slap bro
that I was telling you about Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I thought you were doing well, That's why I was
playing Lenny Kravitz. But then he started singing the Underdog. Yeah,
Underdog is good stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Lenny Kravitz he likes to go out into the crowd
when he's singing let Love Rule. But during a show
on Friday in Brisbane, Australia, yeah, he said, a very
excited young lady pulled four.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Dreadlocks out on the back of my head.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know how hard you I got a pull to
rip those out of the head.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's a lot of work. It took me three hours
once to pull a dreadlock out.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
He said.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It hurt, but it's not going to stop him from
coming out of the crowd because that's what we do.
It's our moment together and the crowd loves it too.
She she just got so excited. I won't well, I
bet you she kept it, took it home, probably pressed
it into her keepsake book, and and you know she's
just in love with Lenny anybody grab your hair this
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weekend while you were out doing your comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, nobody grabbed my hair. I just meant, oh, you're
not loved.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know if I'm in love yet, but I haven't.
I'm just going to say, you are not loved, not
loved enough to be like assaulted by somebody. But you know,
my good lucks did get me out of a speeding
ticket and I got a new girlfriend over there you go,
So there you go. Love is blossoming?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Am I right? Guys? And that's such a good feeling.
It's a feeling you feel when you're about to feel,
a feeling like you ain't never felt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Before, and just in time for Christmas season, and now
you got higher stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't mind. I don't mind. What are the odds
of that? In a big old Turkey on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Wilton and Johnson, Well, there's a reason all the way
back to earlier in this year.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, Elon's not part of Doge anymore. That happened months ago,
mister Kenneth, I'm playing this for a reason. I want
to give everybody an update here.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And even though it was about Doge, I just heard
him going l La la la reports, you didn't get
that that was about Doge?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That was really painted? Did everyone else get that it
was about Doge? What you guys? Did you play a song?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Reports claiming Doge has finished are incorrect. Leadership, according to
the Trump administration, have been decentralized across multiple offices, and
Doge is still executing billions and contracts, they claimed.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Known as Doge reportedly ending its work eight months ahead
of schedule. Oh PM director Scott Cooper clarifying its functions
will be absorbed by the Office of Personal Management, saying, quote,
the truth is Doge may not have centralized leadership, but
the principles of Doge remain alive and well. Back in October,
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estimated it saved a total of two hundred and fourteen
billion dollars since the start of his push to eliminate
government fraud, waste, and abuse. Also known as Doge reportedly stop.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That, thank you? Oh I'm I missed Doge. Underdog is here?
We gotta bring doage back. Yeah, we gotta bring the
Underdog Joe starring night. I'm getting champions Underdog? Is that
you bill yet? Yeah? Sure? When we're gonna do the
oh ohways coming there. Oh. Ela Musk is coming to
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take away the fat.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, but they're blowing up his Tesla Sat and he's
got to run because the terrorists are come.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Over the weekend. Did you guys see this.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We got the first ever Antifa terrorist conviction up in Dallas,
those guys who stormed the ice facility in Dallas. Not
the more recent one where they shot an immigrant.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh, they didn't do anything about that. Well, I don't
think that hasn't been resolved yet. It's got to make
its way through the system.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
The case earlier this year, Remember when a whole bunch
of Antifa losers showed up and one of their dads
owned a martial arts studio and he was a lawyer,
who right exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, Well they just all pleaded guilty.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So all right, first time in American history we've ever
convicted a bunch of Antifa losers for terrorism.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Eh, what we call a good start. Let's let's keep
at it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Imagine all those blue haired septum pierced a little freak
showing up in jail.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Hey man, what are you in for? I don't like Trump?
What are you in for?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I did a drive by and I murdered nineteen people
give me your fruit cup.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, oh, and your shoes and your shoes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I can show them the first things they want in prison.
John had issues taken from him when he went to prison.
John did, yeah, Well, because they don't want you to
wear shoes or shoes. I don't know the guy and
know the guy in jail with him. You know, they
put him in the tank and he's just sitting there
waiting for somebody to come and get him out, and
got took your shoes. Well, you know, he asked for
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him politely give me your shoes or up qu something
like that, you know, and then you give me a shoes.
What kind of shoes were they? It didn't matter. Were
they nice shoes they were? I mean, he was attached
to him.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did he want them? Did he want the shoes? I
think he did. Bro. I feel like we got to
get revenge for John.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now it's a little late, and that was like one
hundred years ago. It doesn't matter, dude, I know. Look,
you know the South will come again, right and that
what they say. This is for John Man in the
meantime at.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
The box office over the weekend, and we don't talk
about that much. Anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Wicked for Good blasted past the original with a one
hundred and fifty million dollars opening weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's pretty good, wouldn't you think.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I mean, it ain't bad, you know, I guess for
money wise, but as far as watching a movie goes,
I wouldn't want to get anywhere near that creepy weirdo.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
That's one hundred and fifty million in North America two
hundred and twenty six million for the weekend world wide,
topping the charts. Of course, just Friday alone was a
massive sixty nine million.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You like that, bro? They scare the crap out of me.
Two Cynthia what's her name? And the lady that yeah, Rivo. Yeah,
I'm afraid of them. When I look at them, I
get the hebe jeep. They give me the creeps. Which
one the green one or the white one?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh? Both? Yeah? Yes, yes, is the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Ariana Grundy looks like success is not showing up at
her dinner table.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What do you mean I don't think she eats? Oh? Yeah, no,
I know what you mean. Yeah, I mean she's.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Got money, right, I mean she can afford food even
though food is really expensive. I know she could afford
more food than she's putting in.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Hey, Evan, pay attention in there. I haven't played this
offee audio yet.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think they're gonna say something nasty. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Did you know that they did an info wars interview
with right wing political journals.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They held hands and everybody was talking about how close
they are.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, Danny Polishek of info Wars did an interview with them,
and it is really interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Such a gift wi, such light into the room. Thank
you very much. We appreciate.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Okay, well, I haven't said anything yet, but nice to
meet the bup of you. So I'm from info Wars.
I'm not sure if you've heard of us, but I
don't want to take up too much of your time.
What drugs do they give you to make you like this?
Is it just molly some psychedelics? What is going on here?
Because people are worried.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm a person and I feel and have feelings and
kish and if you need to cry right now, you cry?
All right? So you're crying again. I was warned this
was going to happen. What is up with these people?
I hadn't really given them too much time to look
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at them.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
By the way, if y'all aren't following my boy Danny
Poulishock on social media, he's at Danny Joe. Warning though
some of you will be triggered by this. He is
a Jew, I know, so I know some of you,
but I like Danny friends. Yeah, Danny's my buddy. He's
been on my good acquaintance. He's been on my show,
on my afternoon show before. Well, I don't know about
all the rest of that besides the point, but let's
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stick to the facts.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Were just the facts.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Those two ladies or whatever they those are the lizard people.
You can just look at him until they ain't human.
They got wrapped in human skin. One of them is green,
but they ain't right. That ain't that ain't human at all. Yeah,
there's something very unnatural about it. Ariana Gronde used to
be like that, though I don't know about.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
The other girl.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And for some reason, whenever we start talking about this
stuff like lizard people and and drenochrome and stuff, some
people have told us that our radio signal starts to cross.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Had enough.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Come in Gi me kim.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
As young un.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Can you hear me better?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're scared?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I throw you country curve board. I meet with China
the day. Chinese bag good. I like Kung pouch chicken
beast that funny you lack but you no laugh long
China Bee contree lost up people. He like Giant Walmart,
except no one that weigh four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'm the President. He liked me.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
No white. He's scared a mighty North Korean Army. My
souls are like a Benge just movie on steroids. The
kid botle pig name also take shrimp and rice and
Chinese take a bag good, Lork Gold.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Prepare for meeting with Twap.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Need to order lots of beef and broccolate over head
out
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
You know Flee was in Outsiders. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, he was one of the bad kids in the background.
He didn't thinking a point break said surfing movie.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
He's in that tip Yeah. Yeah, he was a bad
boy in that.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And he's also in that movie where they go on
a police chase or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's the thing I'm thinking of?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Who goes on the police chase the police? Hang on,
I'll tell you in two seconds. The chase. Yeah, it's
called the chase. I thought it had a more creative
It's a Charlie Sheen movie. A Skipton escaped convict Jack
Hammond takes a woman hostage and sets off for the
Mexican border. Who's the woman? You would definitely know her.
She was hang on. It's right here, Christy Swanson and
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Henry Rollins. Henry Rawlins, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Watch that movie. He's not a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, he's in the movie with He's in the movie
with Anthony Ketis Flee. Charlie Sheen that said, I'm watching
that movie tonight. Now you have to watch that. Christy
Swanson is in it. Josh Mostel is in it as
Officer Figus. You know him, he's the big fat guy.
He's very funny. He's in a lot of stuff. He's
in Jurassic Parking. Any nothing but a good time right there.
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Hell yeah, dude, I'm watching the chase later. It's weird
how I figure this stuff out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
In the meantime, we.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Do have celebrations to pass out to those who are
marking another trip arounds of our friend Nathan's dad. His
birthday was yesterday. We weren't here, but we did want to.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Say happy ninety five. Wait a hang in there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Nathan seems old to me, and somehow his dad's still alive.
They're the same age. That's funny. That's funny to anyone.
But if you know Nathan, that is flipping hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But let's focus on today's birthdays, shall we, because we
do want to start with Dale Carnegie, who is no
longer with us. I mean he's been dead since the fifties.
Dale Carnegie was born eighteen eighty eight, the author of
How to Win Friends and Influence People, said to be
the second best selling nonfiction book of all time, behind
(02:03):
only Anybody the Bible.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That Bible is a good book, bro.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, if you like war and murder and incest and Crazies.
There's some crazy stuff in that book.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Car chases, explosions, I mean, just all kinds of cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Man, no car chasers, but I think there's some stuff
with chariots. Well yeah, kind of the same thing, same
thing though. Other celebrities having a birthday. Our friend Sarah Hyland,
now she was Hayley on Modern Family. It's kind of
sickly back in the day. I don't know how she's
doing lately, but we met her, hung out with her.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Probably not enough andrenachrome, that's what i'd imagine.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, well, she's thirty five now, so you know she's
been giving it her all.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nice give it to her. Yeah, Okay, her dad gave
her a kidney, so that helped. Quite.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's sweet. That does start to make me feel bad
about saying weird stuff. Catherine Heigel is forty seven. That
blond lady used to be on grays Anatomy. Now she
just worries about what you're feeding your dog. Colin Hanks,
son of Tom is forty eight. Today. He was in Fargo.
He's really good in that he's been on Dexter mad
(03:10):
Men a lot of stuff. Denise Crosby, Bing's granddaughter Okay,
she was in some stuff Walking Dead, Star Trek something
or other.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know. That's sixty eight. Terry Lewis.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You remember Jimmy jam and Terry Lewis, Well, he's not
Jimmy jam really. Yeah, he's sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Dwight Schultz, who.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Played Murdoch on the A Team pro the one on
TV The Crazy Guy bro is?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Does that count as a cop theme song? Should we
play that? I guess he's seventy eight. Bro A Team
was a good show.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, let's see anybody else. Pete Bess, the drummer who
was replaced by Ringo Star right around the times the
Beatles were about to become a thing. He could have
been huge. He's eighty four now. Don't feel too bad
for him, though. He was inducted into the prestigious All
you need is Liverpool Music Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Huh, that's gotta suck.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Did you know John Hamm was in the A Team remake?
I kind of go watch that. Oh yeah, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The remake sure.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh, today is celebrate your unique talent today. So whatever
you consider your you know, special gift, your your talent,
whatever it is, you just celebrate that today.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Can you do it? Sure?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Absolutely? I think if I was one of the A
team guys, I'd be holling mad Murdoch.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You'd be that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, it's kind of obvious. Who in our crew would
be be a brackish you know?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Probably, and don't forget face. Yeah, you'd probably be face man.
I gotta think because he's like the pretty boy and billy. Yeah,
that only leaves one guy left for you. I'm the
guy with the play and yeah, I love it when
a plan comes together.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Absolutely, Yeah, that's a good show, dude. We you should
go watch that now this day he needs three brought
to you by luck. I guess Lawtigers dot com man
what a website. Sometimes I call them one one hundred
long tigers. I don't even have an emergency. You just
wish you were even riding a motorcycle. But you can
call them and talk about it and then they'll tell me.
You know, Sarah, you can't tie up this phone mine.
(05:18):
It's for emergencies. And I feel but feel bad after that,
I know, all right. Today is National Sardine Day, dB
Cooper Day, National Awe Pair Day. Doug Amhoff is likely
having a good day today. I would think he loves
his A pair national brand day. What's the greatest American
brand ever created? Billy, I don't think about it. Just said,
go Coca Cola. Interesting, I would have thought you would
have set a firearm. But Coca Cola is a good pick. Well,
(05:39):
it's the one brand that they know around the world,
no matter where you go. I got a buddy went
big game hunting out in Africa years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
He said, they're driving.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Along and won them big game hunting jeep looking things
you drive around and when you're big game hunting. And
they pulled over to the side of the trail there
for a minute, they saw something in the bush and
everything's the bush out there anyway, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And sure enough, guess what it was? What coke can?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, in the middle of Africa, out there hunting rhinos
or something, and oh there, somebody threw a coke can out. Well,
I'll go ahead and pick a If not Kia, then
Smith and Wesson. That'd be I think the best American brand.
What about you, mister h what would you pick?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I got the Afrochine and the fine Afrogine products is
probably the most memorable.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Right, not really like calt forty five or because you
do you know you might.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I like your butt afrogine right, afrosine fine products.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Mister Kenneth, you're the only one left on National Brand Day?
What do you pick? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm not here to participate in your little Paul. I'm
just here to tell you the news.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, Well, it's also world Conjoined Twinnesday. No, it's not.
It is shout out. That's not shoutouts to my man
Ben Carson. Remember what he did? That was pretty cool.
Today's the day that Freddie Mercury died. That's what's on
my mind. So also the day Lee Harvey Oswald was
killed by Jack Ruby on live television. That was back
in the sixties, when he sang about girls and stuff.
(07:02):
Doesn't that Oswald?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No, obviously not Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Don't think he had much of a singing career, did he?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
When Freddie Mercury sang about checks, how did gay guys
feel about that?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What did he sing specifically about chicks?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I like to well, this song is called Killer Queen.
It's a song about.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh what makes you think there's chicks involved here? No,
you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Today in eighteen fifty nine, Darwin's The Origin of Species
by Means of Natural Selection was published in England. But
they talk weird, so they were probably go, oh, nope,
she's a Dolwin. That old theory of evolution thing. That's
just not gonna fly in some places today. In eighteen
seventy four, Joseph Gwydon got a patent for his invention
billyad barbed war no wire. Yeah, you got your barbed
(07:49):
war barbed wire, Billyad. That's jee Today. In mainteen twenty eight,
the first women's federal prison was open in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What they do with women before then? I think I know?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
In nineteen thirty two, the first FBI crime lab began
solving crimes. It was a single room because it wasn't
a lot of crimes at the true enough Today. In
nineteen sixty three, Jack Ruby shoots, Oh, you already did that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Today. In nineteen seventy one, D. B.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Cooper, with two hundred thousand dollars in ransom, jumps from
a northwest orient seven to twenty seven over Washington State.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, kind of cool, right, Oh, today's day mister Miagi died.
Oh I hate that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He was best known of, you know, teaching young people
how to defend themselves with ka.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Te Today, in nineteen seventy nine, the American government and
admits thousands of troops were exposed to something called agent
orange while they were in Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh is that right? And our bad? They'll never make
that mistake again.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I've gotten in arguments with guys about this before, and
I'll admit I don't really know. They claim agent orange
wasn't supposed to be a biological weapon. They just wanted
to kill the trees in the brush.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's what they say.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
We were fighting the people out in a jungle, and
they said, well, you know what if we if we
did away with the jungle, they wouldn't have too many
places to hide, and then we.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Go get them. But then other people have said.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
That was part of it, right, Well, kind like most
of the great inventions and discoveries, I think it was accidental.
They didn't know that it was going to have that effect,
but they sure jumped on it when it did.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It says here.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
When Freddie Mercury died, he died of age. I thought
he had the pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, there's pneumonia for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
How would a manly, masculine guy like that get AIGs?
I thought only like drug addicts and gay guys got aids.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did you all hear about what happened to Lenny Kravitz?
What's that he had his hair ripped out on this
day in history? Or just in just in general?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I figured you've were done with this day in history
if you were running off on those little tangents like that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, I got two more today.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
In nineteen ninety five, Ireland voted to end the country's
seventy year ban on divorce.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Interesting that happened in ninety five today. In two thousand
and five, the M and M's.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Balloon at the Macy's parade hit a street light and
fell and injured two spectators. What what balloon? Did you
always wait for the old macy to parade? Derrick Kinney?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know I always always a big fan of the Peanuts.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, against that underdog was the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
But that's all right? Are they still doing Underdog? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm just talking about back in the day, Okay, Well,
I'm talking about like those of us that are you know,
still watch.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You've got a different generation.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't think they do Underdog anymore under Oh oh
remember that, oh Underdog?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Honestly as actually that song does kind of slap bro
that I was telling you about Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I thought you were doing well, That's why I was
playing Lenny Kravitz. But then he started singing the Underdog. Yeah,
Underdog is good stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Lenny Kravitz he likes to go out into the crowd
when he's singing let Love Rule. But during a show
on Friday in Brisbane, Australia, yeah, he said, a very
excited young lady pulled four.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Dreadlocks out on the back of my head.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know how hard you I got a pull to
rip those out of the head.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's a lot of work. It took me three hours
once to pull a dreadlock out.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
He said.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It hurt, but it's not going to stop him from
coming out of the crowd because that's what we do.
It's our moment together and the crowd loves it too.
She she just got so excited. I won't well, I
bet you she kept it, took it home, probably pressed
it into her keepsake book, and and you know she's
just in love with Lenny anybody grab your hair this
(11:29):
weekend while you were out doing your comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, nobody grabbed my hair. I just meant, oh, you're
not loved.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know if I'm in love yet, but I haven't.
I'm just going to say, you are not loved, not
loved enough to be like assaulted by somebody. But you know,
my good lucks did get me out of a speeding
ticket and I got a new girlfriend over there you go,
So there you go. Love is blossoming?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Am I right? Guys? And that's such a good feeling.
It's a feeling you feel when you're about to feel,
a feeling like you ain't never felt.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Before, and just in time for Christmas season, and now
you got higher stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't mind. I don't mind. What are the odds
of that? In a big old Turkey on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Wilton and Johnson, Well, there's a reason all the way
back to earlier in this year.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, Elon's not part of Doge anymore. That happened months ago,
mister Kenneth, I'm playing this for a reason. I want
to give everybody an update here.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
And even though it was about Doge, I just heard
him going l La la la reports, you didn't get
that that was about Doge?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That was really painted? Did everyone else get that it
was about Doge? What you guys? Did you play a song?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Reports claiming Doge has finished are incorrect. Leadership, according to
the Trump administration, have been decentralized across multiple offices, and
Doge is still executing billions and contracts, they claimed.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Known as Doge reportedly ending its work eight months ahead
of schedule. Oh PM director Scott Cooper clarifying its functions
will be absorbed by the Office of Personal Management, saying, quote,
the truth is Doge may not have centralized leadership, but
the principles of Doge remain alive and well. Back in October,
(13:00):
estimated it saved a total of two hundred and fourteen
billion dollars since the start of his push to eliminate
government fraud, waste, and abuse. Also known as Doge reportedly stop.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That, thank you? Oh I'm I missed Doge. Underdog is here?
We gotta bring doage back. Yeah, we gotta bring the
Underdog Joe starring night. I'm getting champions Underdog? Is that
you bill yet? Yeah? Sure? When we're gonna do the
oh ohways coming there. Oh. Ela Musk is coming to
(13:37):
take away the fat.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, but they're blowing up his Tesla Sat and he's
got to run because the terrorists are come.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Over the weekend. Did you guys see this.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We got the first ever Antifa terrorist conviction up in Dallas,
those guys who stormed the ice facility in Dallas. Not
the more recent one where they shot an immigrant.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh, they didn't do anything about that. Well, I don't
think that hasn't been resolved yet. It's got to make
its way through the system.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
The case earlier this year, Remember when a whole bunch
of Antifa losers showed up and one of their dads
owned a martial arts studio and he was a lawyer,
who right exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, Well they just all pleaded guilty.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So all right, first time in American history we've ever
convicted a bunch of Antifa losers for terrorism.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Eh, what we call a good start. Let's let's keep
at it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Imagine all those blue haired septum pierced a little freak
showing up in jail.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Hey man, what are you in for? I don't like Trump?
What are you in for?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I did a drive by and I murdered nineteen people
give me your fruit cup.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, oh, and your shoes and your shoes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I can show them the first things they want in prison.
John had issues taken from him when he went to prison.
John did, yeah, Well, because they don't want you to
wear shoes or shoes. I don't know the guy and
know the guy in jail with him. You know, they
put him in the tank and he's just sitting there
waiting for somebody to come and get him out, and
got took your shoes. Well, you know, he asked for
(15:04):
him politely give me your shoes or up qu something
like that, you know, and then you give me a shoes.
What kind of shoes were they? It didn't matter. Were
they nice shoes they were? I mean, he was attached
to him.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did he want them? Did he want the shoes? I
think he did. Bro. I feel like we got to
get revenge for John.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now it's a little late, and that was like one
hundred years ago. It doesn't matter, dude, I know. Look,
you know the South will come again, right and that
what they say. This is for John Man in the
meantime at.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
The box office over the weekend, and we don't talk
about that much. Anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Wicked for Good blasted past the original with a one
hundred and fifty million dollars opening weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's pretty good, wouldn't you think.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I mean, it ain't bad, you know, I guess for
money wise, but as far as watching a movie goes,
I wouldn't want to get anywhere near that creepy weirdo.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
That's one hundred and fifty million in North America two
hundred and twenty six million for the weekend world wide,
topping the charts. Of course, just Friday alone was a
massive sixty nine million.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You like that, bro? They scare the crap out of me.
Two Cynthia what's her name? And the lady that yeah, Rivo. Yeah,
I'm afraid of them. When I look at them, I
get the hebe jeep. They give me the creeps. Which
one the green one or the white one?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh? Both? Yeah? Yes, yes, is the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Ariana Grundy looks like success is not showing up at
her dinner table.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What do you mean I don't think she eats? Oh? Yeah, no,
I know what you mean. Yeah, I mean she's.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Got money, right, I mean she can afford food even
though food is really expensive. I know she could afford
more food than she's putting in.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Hey, Evan, pay attention in there. I haven't played this
offee audio yet.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think they're gonna say something nasty. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Did you know that they did an info wars interview
with right wing political journals.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They held hands and everybody was talking about how close
they are.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, Danny Polishek of info Wars did an interview with them,
and it is really interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Such a gift wi, such light into the room. Thank
you very much. We appreciate.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Okay, well, I haven't said anything yet, but nice to
meet the bup of you. So I'm from info Wars.
I'm not sure if you've heard of us, but I
don't want to take up too much of your time.
What drugs do they give you to make you like this?
Is it just molly some psychedelics? What is going on here?
Because people are worried.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm a person and I feel and have feelings and
kish and if you need to cry right now, you cry?
All right? So you're crying again. I was warned this
was going to happen. What is up with these people?
I hadn't really given them too much time to look
(17:54):
at them.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
By the way, if y'all aren't following my boy Danny
Poulishock on social media, he's at Danny Joe. Warning though
some of you will be triggered by this. He is
a Jew, I know, so I know some of you,
but I like Danny friends. Yeah, Danny's my buddy. He's
been on my good acquaintance. He's been on my show,
on my afternoon show before. Well, I don't know about
all the rest of that besides the point, but let's
(18:16):
stick to the facts.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Were just the facts.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Those two ladies or whatever they those are the lizard people.
You can just look at him until they ain't human.
They got wrapped in human skin. One of them is green,
but they ain't right. That ain't that ain't human at all. Yeah,
there's something very unnatural about it. Ariana Gronde used to
be like that, though I don't know about.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
The other girl.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And for some reason, whenever we start talking about this
stuff like lizard people and and drenochrome and stuff, some
people have told us that our radio signal starts to cross.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Had enough.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Come in Gi me kim.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
As young un.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Can you hear me better?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're scared?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I throw you country curve board. I meet with China
the day. Chinese bag good. I like Kung pouch chicken
beast that funny you lack but you no laugh long
China Bee contree lost up people. He like Giant Walmart,
except no one that weigh four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'm the President. He liked me.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
No white. He's scared a mighty North Korean Army. My
souls are like a Benge just movie on steroids. The
kid botle pig name also take shrimp and rice and
Chinese take a bag good, Lork Gold.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Prepare for meeting with Twap.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Need to order lots of beef and broccolate over head
out
Speaker 1 (20:06):
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