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Speaker 1 (00:00):
North Korea is executing citizens who watch foreign movies. I
gotta tell you if you could be doing that for
anybody that watched any movies in North Korea.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
They don't have any. Do they have local movies? Always
wondering that too. It's like, oh, I can't watch foreign movies, Well,
let me watch all the movies. North Korea's producing.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
A government approved, state media produced.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Movies, brainwashing movies where they make sure and tell you
how you know, great, dear leader is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We have a new movie out in North Korea called
Homework Is Fun.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, good time. Speaking of celebrities, not that there
or any in that news story, but movies in general.
I had very upsetting news to share with those of
you who are big fans of Nicole Kidman. This is
this is gonna sting a little hold on, Okay. Nicole
Kidman and her husband Keith Urban have split after nineteen
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years of marriage, two children. The oscar winner is fifty eight,
her musician husband fifty seven, and they've been a part
for so long, what with you know, her filming and
his touring, that they don't really see each other much. No,
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they're not going to see each other anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Apparently she divorced him after she found out he wasn't really.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
From the South. He's from Australia. Turns out he's way south,
like like Southla, like in the South Pole. You know
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Don't people in Australia, aren't they? I mean, listen to
this voice. Don't they hate that you're just faking an accent?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They should? Like what if I called on the radio
every day to call it was from Australia, Say yeah,
do it mate?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, hello there mate, thanks for listening to Warring Jornson.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm actually for Isle. It's a crocodile. That's not that's
not an accent, that's not that's not a spoon. I'll
show you a spoon. Keith Urban sucks. I mean, come on,
it's luck.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know, it's it's silly to just hate pop
stars and stuff, but it's that's one of the most
inauthentic things that exists, is guys from Australia and he
pretends to be from Tennessee. Don't you guys all think
that sucks? I can't stand a poser.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I just hate that she and he were lasting together
publicly in June when they did a little World Cup
of attending, you know, for publicity, mainly spends much of
the year on his world tour. And she, of course
is making movies. She's been in a lot of movies
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lately too, which sounds to me like she kind of
threw herself into that instead of the marriage probably got
old before she spent so much time away. I would
imagine that's probably true. Yeah, And during the summer, Nicole
Kidman and the kids stayed in England. She filmed a
sequel to some movies. She doesn't need me to, you know,
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promote it for her. It doesn't matter. Nobody watches movies exactly,
especially not in North Korea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
All right, So she's if I'm not mistaken in she from?
Where's she from? She's from England? Is that right?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
For? Is she American? I don't really know where she's from. Yeah,
Is she from Australia to No, she's not Australian. Is
she Australian?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
She's no, she's an American. She's from Hawaii originally. Uh yeah,
doesn't she Hawaiian? He ain't looking Hawaiian. You can't be
a ginger from Hawaii. Well, neither does Barack Obama. But
he's from there. Yeah, that's what they said. No, it's
what they say. Yeah, I'm going with that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Mister. How are you feeling this morning? You go, you're
talking about feeling good because I didn't stay up late
and watch them games. You know, I knew I had
to get up early. Get right down in here about
seven o'clock. Well that's early again. The show starts at
five point thirty. I don't know nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I just about Are you ready for your sports report?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
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Speaker 1 (04:27):
Apparently there's about to be a big rescheduling of cannabis products.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
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Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's also kind of putting it in the Texas Lieutenant
Governor Dan Patrick's face.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
The Democrats in general always seem to have to do
whatever Trump is for, they have to be against it
and whatever he was against, they're they're for it. And
that's why so many pregnant women are taking tail and
all by the handfuls now because you know, they don't
care if there mayby comes out a little. They just
want to piss off Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, he's also against vatanol. Are they going to start
taking umb?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
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for you know, the hemp based CBD products, and now
the Democrats will all have to say they're against it
or else.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
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Major League Baseball playoffs start, including I think the game
that you know, everybody knows it's gonna be a grudge match,
New York Yankees versus Boston. This is all just wild
card stuff, trying to get to the real deal. So
some of them teams have slipped in and how they're
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gona see if they can hang.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's a real important rivalry the people on the Upper
East Coast, But the rest of.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Us it's a snooze fashion. Nobody cares. But we ain't
got Astros, we ain't got Rangers, we ain't got anybody
that braised nobody down south in this area playing because
they all went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, It'smday night football.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Last night, two games Broncos easy for since then that
because since he ain't got Joe Burrow right now, twenty
eight three and that three came, you know, I mean
that was hard to get. That is exciting. Oh you
played the music. I thought you was about to must
loose for something. Yeah, I was gonna try to intercept
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the ball. And then there's the Miami Dolphins over the
Jets twenty seven twenty one. Dolphins won, but it looked
like they lost Tyreek Hill with a nasty knee dislocation.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It has overshadowed the win over the Jets, definitely has.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So your undefeated teams in the NFL now basically just
Buffalo and Philly. The winless teams include, you know, of course,
the Saints, you knew that, and the Jets still after
the last night, and Tennessee Titans ain't put a win
up on the board yet, So we wait and see.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
All right, So Tyreek Cal was taking off the field
last night on one of those golf carts, and now
notable here was that the person driving the golf cart
was a very important black lesbian.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was excited to see her representation, even though.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If they, you know, don't have a very important black
lesbian to drive it. Now, he's just going to keep
laying there as far as I can tell.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And also, there's kind of this unspoken role between coaches
and sideline reporters. Don't ask hard questions, only give coach
speed answers, yeah, and let the coach go back to
his team. CBS reporter Ddy Kinka Balahawa apparently doesn't play
by those roles.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Bears offense struggling in the first half against the Raiders,
you probably aware of this, scoring only nine points in Chicago,
not surprisingly, and found themselves on the short end of
a fourteen to nine score. After Johnson touched on some
of the issues confronting the offense kicking, Womball, Walla followed
up by asking.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well, here, I'll just play the SoundBite for you your
offensive struggle those takeaway Yeah, okay, so what did you
tell them to get things going that? It wasn't our
brain of football. We're capable of a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
More so, we're hitting the reset button.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You're at half time.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
We're going to come back and establish our identity here
in the second half.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You need to change what you're doing. I don't know,
you think so? Well? Why did you just find Did
she tell him he needed to change or did she say,
are you going to change what you're doing? Good question?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Her mic cut out the dew and her tone made
it sound like a statement rather than a question. You did,
and like most of us, we all heard. Ben was
heard saying you need you need to exchange what you're doing.
Plenty will be made of that exchange.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Apparently, obviously the coach thought she was telling him what
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh you think so? Yeah, you're a woman. Why don't
you go back to making sandwiches on the sidewine?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Honey? Sorry, sandwiches would be good, wouldn't it. A lot
of people just overlook the goodness of a real night sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Some people think we're denigrating women when we make the
cliche sandwich remark. But I love sandwiches doo too. You know,
anybody that makes the sandwich is a hero to me.
Male or female. I don't care, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But let's face it, any sandwich made by somebody else
for you gonna be better than if you made it yourself.
Just even if you're a good sandwich maker, and I'm
a pretty good one. But between men and women, women
obviously have the upper hand at sandwich making. They're just better. Now,
if that's insulting women, I don't see how, because I
just said you were better than men at stuff. It's true.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, you know there are some things that women are
better than men at. Nurturing children, making sandwiches, folding fitted sheets.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I don't know how to do that. It's impossible. It
can be tricky. Would you like me to give you
some some pointers. No, I think I'm okay. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
If a chick sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slot.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But when a god does it, he is gay. He's
definitely gay. Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Mister, it looks
like your boy is on Fox right by your friend. Uh, yeah,
that's my boy. That's that's your podna, Your capadre gonna
be Curtis. Yeah, that's Curdis up on the big screen
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on Fox News this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He's talking about rapper Fitty said it's Fitty. Yeah, he's
got his own Fox News show now.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And he's he's a big time biden, a man when
he ha been a man, he's Curtiss.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If I told you at the end of twenty twenty five,
did he would be in jail teaching business classes to
other inmates and fifty cent would have his own show
on Fox? Would you believe that it?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wouldn't it be better to take business classes from a
man who ain't in jail? I mean I think so,
maybe like do business without going to jail about that,
but I hang, it's marm get sentenced to jail for
his business acumen or lack of their up No.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But also it's all about options, like fifty cents not
available to teach you business if you're in jail.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
But did he is? Did he right there? No? Well
he uh? Did he mention us you was watching the
whole thing? Did he? Did? He shout out Walton Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He was just talking about how it's his favorite morning
show and he loves and he he told.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Me yesterday he said, be sure to watch me on
the TV tomorrow morning to Fox and Friends. And I said,
will you be sure and tell everybody you know a
shout out to your favorite morting show back home?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then They asked him, are you going to be
at Operation Comedy Therapy on Sunday? He said, the only
way to find out is to get tickets at WHEELCHAIRSFO
Warriors dot org.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I like the tea. So you know, there's a chance
he might be there.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
There's a chance that Dennis Rodman and other great Houstonians
like like Drake Drake might be in attendance. Might be yep,
probably probably won't, but you never know. Pete hag Seth
is in Quantico, Virginia right now. It's just manly stuff
right there in Quantico, and he is there to address
all of the generals and they are probably about to
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get fired. I don't know, not not any admirals. It
seems like it's a public thing. He's not.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We will there will there be representation from you know,
Air Force, Navy and all those branches. Or is it
just a you know, army general. We've been told that
it's admirals and generals. Yeah, everybody's going to be an attendance.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And uncompromising in that pursuit. Not because we want war,
No one here wants war.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But it's because we love peace.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
We love peace for our fellow citizens.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
They deserve peace, and they rightfully expect us to deliver it.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Our number one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Job, of course, is to be strong so that we
can prevent war in the first place. The President talks
about it all the time. It's called peace through strength.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I like that. Yeah. And as history.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace are
those who are willing to wage war to defend it.
That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous. It ignores
human nature and it ignores human history.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
So obviously we're watching Pete Hagsath on c Span right now.
But do you notice what's going on on the corner
of the screen here, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Count down to a shut down. The government is going
to just close for business and leave us all starve
it in the dark.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, the government might shut down at midnight tonight. And
in the meantime, Pete Hagsath, the Secretary of War, is
talking to all this and your military leaders. And it
doesn't sound as fascist as.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We were told I was gonna be very fascist, and
it's very like, hardly fascist at all.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It seems as far as fascism goes, that has almost
nothing to do with it. Maybe one could even argue
it as zero to do with it. Well, that would
mean then that the media lied. Yeah, no, that's unlike them. Well,
if he is about to fire all these generals and admirals,
there is good news. The porn industry is experiencing a
shortage in male stars. You say porn, yeah, pornography. Okay, Yeah,
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they're having a hard time finding men to star in porno.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They're having a hard time soft odds. It's difficult, a
difficult challenge. Lee.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now, if you think you've got what it takes, you
can upload your resume to on ZipRecruiter dot com. They've
got a thing right there. Yeah, it's it's getting so bad.
How bad is it. It's getting so bad that porn
directors are ordering actual pizzas and hoping for the best.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh way, yeah, yeah, you never know. Yeah, shows up,
a couple of gals answered the door, and they're a
skimpy little lingerie. And the next thing, here's a three
way pillow fight going on.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I've noticed that never happens in real life. That's just
a thing that I apparently happens in movies, because I
will tell you I have ordered pizza before and that
never happens to me.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, it's like they used to have those letters in
the magazines and stuff back before the Internet. And now
I've noticed Internet advertising has gone the way of well,
the way they used to advertise or talk about porn.
It always starts out with I never thought anything like this,
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whatever happened to me? And then dot dot dot you
can and it's usually a commercial for something like luggage.
I never thought anything like this would happen to me.
But I was on a trip recently and blah blah blah.
Now I had to pick this new suitcase and it's
the suitcase.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ever, I feel like I have to explain this to
our younger listeners because they're not gonna understand what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, a long long time ago, a.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Long time ago, before porn was on the Internet, you
got it out of a magazine, can I imagine? And
sometimes those magazines didn't even have pictures. You were required
to read something the.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Letters that people made up when they made up their
salacious fantasy stories.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And in some ways that hasn't changed, right because women
still read romance novels.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Isn't that what a romance novel is? It's just like
pet house letters. Well, women aren't as visual as men,
women prefer a different type of stimulation other than just
what you can see with your own eyes. Men want pictures,
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So back in the day when they used to give
men stories to read in a magazine, were men different
than Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yes, yes, very different? Then what changed?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I feel like we're less aren't we less manly now?
Because all the estrogen and the drinking water.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And just goes with democrats in general and guys who
wear dresses on stage in front of the Super Bowl
crowd that ain't helping.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So it's Bad Bunny's fault that Pehouse letters went.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Away a lot of it. Yeah, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Bad But you know, I I wish I didn't know this,
but he he was the first man to ever appear
on the cover of a Playboy magazine, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Uh huh yah, Okay, do you know that he's a
guy for sure? I don't know. No, I didn't look
at the magazine. I'm just aware of the fact that
I was showing anything on the cover. I don't know
what happened inside.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't think he shot anything inside either. I think
it was right around the time Playboy said, you know,
we can't really compete with porn on the internet, us
being a softcore paper magazine and all, why don't we
just interview musicians? And then Rolling Stone said, hey, that's
our thing, and Playboy said that hasn't been your thing
for fifty years? It really you, guys, you had the
chance to interview musicians, you stopped doing it, and you
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decided to go out and be a fake news magazine.
Apparently Rolling Stone still exists too, isn't that crazy? I know,
who coulda thought that would have lasted anyway? We don't anyway, Wow,
we don't know. But Pete hag Seth is still talking
to the generals, and we'll let you know when he
gives them all their pink slips.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We're keeping tabs all that, and we're watching that government
shut down too, because god knows what could happen if
the government shuts down. Okay, well, the market doesn't seem
to mind. The Dow futures are up right now, you know,
if there is a government shutdown. Apparently Wall Street doesn't care.
Nasdac's up right now, and I don't think the public
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really cares either. And when you say we don't know
what could happen, well, I mean the Democrats in the
media will go to extremes when the government does shut
down to blame Trump and try to make things really
unsavory for the public. So when they blame Trump, you'll say,
damn him. But we've had government shutdowns before, and I
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don't know about the rest of you, but didn't really
bother me at all.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, it never really affects you at all. The people
that it does, they say it affects people in the military,
but usually don't. They just get their paycheck, like a
week late or something. They still get it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's just like, you know, maybe if you saved about
seventy five bucks back, you could wait another week for
a check.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, that's the whole reason why we're having this comedy
show on Sunday. You know, military veterans. True people aren't
getting what they deserve and can't can't count on the
government to help him out. We're too busy funding male
prostitutes in Haiti.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well we're about to put a stop to that, aren't we.
Well that's what they said, but we haven't yet. Something
tells me we won't anyway. In the meantime, apparently things
are afoot, things are abreast. There was this guy and
He is all over the news today because he decided
to Uh, well, he met a cop and the cop
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made a joke and he didn't get that it was
a joke.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And that's why this genre of radio exists.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
With people West. It's okay because they're stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, it's a stupid criminal report. It's probably brought to
you by.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
This is gonna upset you if you still had breakfast
on your mind, brought to you by Drougos. Ooh, it's
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Speaker 1 (19:20):
I was on the phone the other day with my
friend in Jackson, Mississippi. He said, the Dragos here is
the best. Oh hell yeah, And I didn't know that
was true. So I called my friend in Bowser and
he said, the Drago's there was the best.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh boy, well, now what are we gonna do? Well?
They also have one in Lake, Charles.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You know, anyway, today we take you to Lubbock, Texas,
where there is no Dragos. There is, however, a cop
with a good sense of humor. The other day of
this gentleman was apparently talking to a local guy and
he made a quip, if you will, about how his.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Horse was a drug sniffing horse. That's funny. Well it
wasn't a drug sniffing horse now, of course not.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
But the guy that he randomly said was just standing
on the street and he happened to meet some and
he said that to him. This gentleman did not know
that it was a joke. He obviously the cop was
on horseback and he made the joke to a guy
and the guy thought he was serious.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So the guy started running for it. Oh he thought
the horse was going to sniff him out.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, well it wasn't going to but no, but no, Yeah,
he didn't know that. So after he started running, it
was kind of a dead giveaway to officers Brian Lewis
and William Trotter.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Trotter, I know it's hilarious, right, Well, that's that's cute.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You're a horse cop and your name's Trotter. Anyway, here
they are talking about what happened.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I guess after Trotter made a comment that was more
of a joke, let's have an arcotic spelling horse right here.
He didn't take it that way. He took it seriou.
He took it seriously.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And then the chase was on, I guess, but he
kind of took off down the alley and we thought
he was joking, so I said, hey, if we stop,
and then he kept running and I said, oh, he's
actually running.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse.
After we had taken him into Cassidy, I asked him,
what were you thinking running from horses? You know? He
was like, I wasn't really thinking except about all the
drugs I had on me at the time. Yeah you don't, man,
you know, aren't you happy that criminals are stupid? Though?
Criminals aren't stupid? Yea, they are. Otherwise we'd have never
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called any of them.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, we wouldn't have a segment about it, you know. Yeah, yeah,
it would be called criminals or geniuses.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They we would even know who they were, and they
got away with it, no idea. Hell all, I'm mister rev.
A horse is a horse of course, of course, And
no one can talk to a horse, of course, that is.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Of course, if you spend your time getting off fixed
up for a party, why go messing yourself.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Up by getting drunk. Stay sober. It looks better on
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
North Korea is executing citizens who watch foreign movies. I
gotta tell you if you could be doing that for
anybody that watched any movies in North Korea.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
They don't have any. Do they have local movies? Always
wondering that too. It's like, oh, I can't watch foreign movies, Well,
let me watch all the movies. North Korea's producing.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
A government approved, state media produced.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Movies, brainwashing movies where they make sure and tell you
how you know, great, dear leader is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We have a new movie out in North Korea called
Homework Is Fun.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, good time. Speaking of celebrities, not that there
or any in that news story, but movies in general.
I had very upsetting news to share with those of
you who are big fans of Nicole Kidman. This is
this is gonna sting a little hold on, Okay. Nicole
Kidman and her husband Keith Urban have split after nineteen
(01:01):
years of marriage, two children. The oscar winner is fifty eight,
her musician husband fifty seven, and they've been a part
for so long, what with you know, her filming and
his touring, that they don't really see each other much. No,
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they're not going to see each other anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Apparently she divorced him after she found out he wasn't really.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
From the South. He's from Australia. Turns out he's way south,
like like Southla, like in the South Pole. You know
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Don't people in Australia, aren't they? I mean, listen to
this voice. Don't they hate that you're just faking an accent?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They should? Like what if I called on the radio
every day to call it was from Australia, Say yeah,
do it mate?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, hello there mate, thanks for listening to Warring Jornson.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm actually for Isle. It's a crocodile. That's not that's
not an accent, that's not that's not a spoon. I'll
show you a spoon. Keith Urban sucks. I mean, come on,
it's luck.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know, it's it's silly to just hate pop
stars and stuff, but it's that's one of the most
inauthentic things that exists, is guys from Australia and he
pretends to be from Tennessee. Don't you guys all think
that sucks? I can't stand a poser.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I just hate that she and he were lasting together
publicly in June when they did a little World Cup
of attending, you know, for publicity, mainly spends much of
the year on his world tour. And she, of course
is making movies. She's been in a lot of movies
(02:47):
lately too, which sounds to me like she kind of
threw herself into that instead of the marriage probably got
old before she spent so much time away. I would
imagine that's probably true. Yeah, And during the summer, Nicole
Kidman and the kids stayed in England. She filmed a
sequel to some movies. She doesn't need me to, you know,
(03:09):
promote it for her. It doesn't matter. Nobody watches movies exactly,
especially not in North Korea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
All right, So she's if I'm not mistaken in she from?
Where's she from? She's from England? Is that right?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
For? Is she American? I don't really know where she's from. Yeah,
Is she from Australia to No, she's not Australian. Is
she Australian?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
She's no, she's an American. She's from Hawaii originally. Uh yeah,
doesn't she Hawaiian? He ain't looking Hawaiian. You can't be
a ginger from Hawaii. Well, neither does Barack Obama. But
he's from there. Yeah, that's what they said. No, it's
what they say. Yeah, I'm going with that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Mister. How are you feeling this morning? You go, you're
talking about feeling good because I didn't stay up late
and watch them games. You know, I knew I had
to get up early. Get right down in here about
seven o'clock. Well that's early again. The show starts at
five point thirty. I don't know nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I just about Are you ready for your sports report?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh? Yeah, I'm much to it. You know, a couple
of games spurs, but mainly the sports brought to you
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Speaker 1 (04:27):
Apparently there's about to be a big rescheduling of cannabis products.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah. Trump has put this in the Democrats space now, and.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's also kind of putting it in the Texas Lieutenant
Governor Dan Patrick's face.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
The Democrats in general always seem to have to do
whatever Trump is for, they have to be against it
and whatever he was against, they're they're for it. And
that's why so many pregnant women are taking tail and
all by the handfuls now because you know, they don't
care if there mayby comes out a little. They just
want to piss off Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, he's also against vatanol. Are they going to start
taking umb?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah? Anyway, now he's come out with a new plan
for you know, the hemp based CBD products, and now
the Democrats will all have to say they're against it
or else.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Right, Hey with Harvest dot Com promo codein w and Jay.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, that's the sponsor of the show for the Sports Report.
Major League Baseball playoffs start, including I think the game
that you know, everybody knows it's gonna be a grudge match,
New York Yankees versus Boston. This is all just wild
card stuff, trying to get to the real deal. So
some of them teams have slipped in and how they're
(05:33):
gona see if they can hang.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's a real important rivalry the people on the Upper
East Coast, But the rest of.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Us it's a snooze fashion. Nobody cares. But we ain't
got Astros, we ain't got Rangers, we ain't got anybody
that braised nobody down south in this area playing because
they all went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, It'smday night football.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Last night, two games Broncos easy for since then that
because since he ain't got Joe Burrow right now, twenty
eight three and that three came, you know, I mean
that was hard to get. That is exciting. Oh you
played the music. I thought you was about to must
loose for something. Yeah, I was gonna try to intercept
(06:13):
the ball. And then there's the Miami Dolphins over the
Jets twenty seven twenty one. Dolphins won, but it looked
like they lost Tyreek Hill with a nasty knee dislocation.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It has overshadowed the win over the Jets, definitely has.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So your undefeated teams in the NFL now basically just
Buffalo and Philly. The winless teams include, you know, of course,
the Saints, you knew that, and the Jets still after
the last night, and Tennessee Titans ain't put a win
up on the board yet, So we wait and see.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
All right, So Tyreek Cal was taking off the field
last night on one of those golf carts, and now
notable here was that the person driving the golf cart
was a very important black lesbian.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was excited to see her representation, even though.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If they, you know, don't have a very important black
lesbian to drive it. Now, he's just going to keep
laying there as far as I can tell.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And also, there's kind of this unspoken role between coaches
and sideline reporters. Don't ask hard questions, only give coach
speed answers, yeah, and let the coach go back to
his team. CBS reporter Ddy Kinka Balahawa apparently doesn't play
by those roles.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The Bears offense struggling in the first half against the Raiders,
you probably aware of this, scoring only nine points in Chicago,
not surprisingly, and found themselves on the short end of
a fourteen to nine score. After Johnson touched on some
of the issues confronting the offense kicking, Womball, Walla followed
up by asking.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well, here, I'll just play the SoundBite for you your
offensive struggle those takeaway Yeah, okay, so what did you
tell them to get things going that? It wasn't our
brain of football. We're capable of a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
More so, we're hitting the reset button.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You're at half time.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
We're going to come back and establish our identity here
in the second half.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You need to change what you're doing. I don't know,
you think so? Well? Why did you just find Did
she tell him he needed to change or did she say,
are you going to change what you're doing? Good question?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Her mic cut out the dew and her tone made
it sound like a statement rather than a question. You did,
and like most of us, we all heard. Ben was
heard saying you need you need to exchange what you're doing.
Plenty will be made of that exchange.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Apparently, obviously the coach thought she was telling him what
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh you think so? Yeah, you're a woman. Why don't
you go back to making sandwiches on the sidewine?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Honey? Sorry, sandwiches would be good, wouldn't it. A lot
of people just overlook the goodness of a real night sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Some people think we're denigrating women when we make the
cliche sandwich remark. But I love sandwiches doo too. You know,
anybody that makes the sandwich is a hero to me.
Male or female. I don't care, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
But let's face it, any sandwich made by somebody else
for you gonna be better than if you made it yourself.
Just even if you're a good sandwich maker, and I'm
a pretty good one. But between men and women, women
obviously have the upper hand at sandwich making. They're just better. Now,
if that's insulting women, I don't see how, because I
just said you were better than men at stuff. It's true.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, you know there are some things that women are
better than men at. Nurturing children, making sandwiches, folding fitted sheets.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I don't know how to do that. It's impossible. It
can be tricky. Would you like me to give you
some some pointers. No, I think I'm okay. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
If a chick sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slot.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But when a god does it, he is gay. He's
definitely gay. Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Mister, it looks
like your boy is on Fox right by your friend. Uh, yeah,
that's my boy. That's that's your podna, Your capadre gonna
be Curtis. Yeah, that's Curdis up on the big screen
(09:54):
on Fox News this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He's talking about rapper Fitty said it's Fitty. Yeah, he's
got his own Fox News show now.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And he's he's a big time biden, a man when
he ha been a man, he's Curtiss.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If I told you at the end of twenty twenty five,
did he would be in jail teaching business classes to
other inmates and fifty cent would have his own show
on Fox? Would you believe that it?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Wouldn't it be better to take business classes from a
man who ain't in jail? I mean I think so,
maybe like do business without going to jail about that,
but I hang, it's marm get sentenced to jail for
his business acumen or lack of their up No.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But also it's all about options, like fifty cents not
available to teach you business if you're in jail.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
But did he is? Did he right there? No? Well
he uh? Did he mention us you was watching the
whole thing? Did he? Did? He shout out Walton Johnson?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He was just talking about how it's his favorite morning
show and he loves and he he told.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Me yesterday he said, be sure to watch me on
the TV tomorrow morning to Fox and Friends. And I said,
will you be sure and tell everybody you know a
shout out to your favorite morting show back home?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then They asked him, are you going to be
at Operation Comedy Therapy on Sunday? He said, the only
way to find out is to get tickets at WHEELCHAIRSFO
Warriors dot org.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I like the tea. So you know, there's a chance
he might be there.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
There's a chance that Dennis Rodman and other great Houstonians
like like Drake Drake might be in attendance. Might be yep,
probably probably won't, but you never know. Pete hag Seth
is in Quantico, Virginia right now. It's just manly stuff
right there in Quantico, and he is there to address
all of the generals and they are probably about to
(11:29):
get fired. I don't know, not not any admirals. It
seems like it's a public thing. He's not.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We will there will there be representation from you know,
Air Force, Navy and all those branches. Or is it
just a you know, army general. We've been told that
it's admirals and generals. Yeah, everybody's going to be an attendance.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And uncompromising in that pursuit. Not because we want war,
No one here wants war.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But it's because we love peace.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
We love peace for our fellow citizens.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
They deserve peace, and they rightfully expect us to deliver it.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Our number one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Job, of course, is to be strong so that we
can prevent war in the first place. The President talks
about it all the time. It's called peace through strength.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I like that. Yeah. And as history.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace are
those who are willing to wage war to defend it.
That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous. It ignores
human nature and it ignores human history.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
So obviously we're watching Pete Hagsath on c Span right now.
But do you notice what's going on on the corner
of the screen here, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Count down to a shut down. The government is going
to just close for business and leave us all starve
it in the dark.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, the government might shut down at midnight tonight. And
in the meantime, Pete Hagsath, the Secretary of War, is
talking to all this and your military leaders. And it
doesn't sound as fascist as.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We were told I was gonna be very fascist, and
it's very like, hardly fascist at all.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It seems as far as fascism goes, that has almost
nothing to do with it. Maybe one could even argue
it as zero to do with it. Well, that would
mean then that the media lied. Yeah, no, that's unlike them. Well,
if he is about to fire all these generals and admirals,
there is good news. The porn industry is experiencing a
shortage in male stars. You say porn, yeah, pornography. Okay, Yeah,
(13:33):
they're having a hard time finding men to star in porno.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They're having a hard time soft odds. It's difficult, a
difficult challenge. Lee.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now, if you think you've got what it takes, you
can upload your resume to on ZipRecruiter dot com. They've
got a thing right there. Yeah, it's it's getting so bad.
How bad is it. It's getting so bad that porn
directors are ordering actual pizzas and hoping for the best.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh way, yeah, yeah, you never know. Yeah, shows up,
a couple of gals answered the door, and they're a
skimpy little lingerie. And the next thing, here's a three
way pillow fight going on.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I've noticed that never happens in real life. That's just
a thing that I apparently happens in movies, because I
will tell you I have ordered pizza before and that
never happens to me.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, it's like they used to have those letters in
the magazines and stuff back before the Internet. And now
I've noticed Internet advertising has gone the way of well,
the way they used to advertise or talk about porn.
It always starts out with I never thought anything like this,
(14:39):
whatever happened to me? And then dot dot dot you
can and it's usually a commercial for something like luggage.
I never thought anything like this would happen to me.
But I was on a trip recently and blah blah blah.
Now I had to pick this new suitcase and it's
the suitcase.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ever, I feel like I have to explain this to
our younger listeners because they're not gonna understand what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, a long long time ago, a.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Long time ago, before porn was on the Internet, you
got it out of a magazine, can I imagine? And
sometimes those magazines didn't even have pictures. You were required
to read something the.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Letters that people made up when they made up their
salacious fantasy stories.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And in some ways that hasn't changed, right because women
still read romance novels.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Isn't that what a romance novel is? It's just like
pet house letters. Well, women aren't as visual as men,
women prefer a different type of stimulation other than just
what you can see with your own eyes. Men want pictures,
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So back in the day when they used to give
men stories to read in a magazine, were men different
than Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yes, yes, very different? Then what changed?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I feel like we're less aren't we less manly now?
Because all the estrogen and the drinking water.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And just goes with democrats in general and guys who
wear dresses on stage in front of the Super Bowl
crowd that ain't helping.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So it's Bad Bunny's fault that Pehouse letters went.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Away a lot of it. Yeah, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Bad But you know, I I wish I didn't know this,
but he he was the first man to ever appear
on the cover of a Playboy magazine, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Uh huh yah, Okay, do you know that he's a
guy for sure? I don't know. No, I didn't look
at the magazine. I'm just aware of the fact that
I was showing anything on the cover. I don't know
what happened inside.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't think he shot anything inside either. I think
it was right around the time Playboy said, you know,
we can't really compete with porn on the internet, us
being a softcore paper magazine and all, why don't we
just interview musicians? And then Rolling Stone said, hey, that's
our thing, and Playboy said that hasn't been your thing
for fifty years? It really you, guys, you had the
chance to interview musicians, you stopped doing it, and you
(16:47):
decided to go out and be a fake news magazine.
Apparently Rolling Stone still exists too, isn't that crazy? I know,
who coulda thought that would have lasted anyway? We don't anyway, Wow,
we don't know. But Pete hag Seth is still talking
to the generals, and we'll let you know when he
gives them all their pink slips.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We're keeping tabs all that, and we're watching that government
shut down too, because god knows what could happen if
the government shuts down. Okay, well, the market doesn't seem
to mind. The Dow futures are up right now, you know,
if there is a government shutdown. Apparently Wall Street doesn't care.
Nasdac's up right now, and I don't think the public
(17:21):
really cares either. And when you say we don't know
what could happen, well, I mean the Democrats in the
media will go to extremes when the government does shut
down to blame Trump and try to make things really
unsavory for the public. So when they blame Trump, you'll say,
damn him. But we've had government shutdowns before, and I
(17:42):
don't know about the rest of you, but didn't really
bother me at all.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, it never really affects you at all. The people
that it does, they say it affects people in the military,
but usually don't. They just get their paycheck, like a
week late or something. They still get it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's just like, you know, maybe if you saved about
seventy five bucks back, you could wait another week for
a check.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, that's the whole reason why we're having this comedy
show on Sunday. You know, military veterans. True people aren't
getting what they deserve and can't can't count on the
government to help him out. We're too busy funding male
prostitutes in Haiti.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well we're about to put a stop to that, aren't we.
Well that's what they said, but we haven't yet. Something
tells me we won't anyway. In the meantime, apparently things
are afoot, things are abreast. There was this guy and
He is all over the news today because he decided
to Uh, well, he met a cop and the cop
(18:36):
made a joke and he didn't get that it was
a joke.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And that's why this genre of radio exists.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
With people West. It's okay because they're stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, it's a stupid criminal report. It's probably brought to
you by.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
This is gonna upset you if you still had breakfast
on your mind, brought to you by Drougos. Ooh, it's
a good breakfast. It is delicious. We don't have it here,
but you can have it. Yeah, the Drogos in Metari
is featuring breakfast in a little while. But you can
also have other Dragos food brought right to your door,
the Oysters Kit and that's just great for Saturday, you know,
(19:17):
football time and all that. Go to Drogo Restaurants dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I was on the phone the other day with my
friend in Jackson, Mississippi. He said, the Dragos here is
the best. Oh hell yeah, And I didn't know that
was true. So I called my friend in Bowser and
he said, the Drago's there was the best.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh boy, well, now what are we gonna do? Well?
They also have one in Lake, Charles.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You know, anyway, today we take you to Lubbock, Texas,
where there is no Dragos. There is, however, a cop
with a good sense of humor. The other day of
this gentleman was apparently talking to a local guy and
he made a quip, if you will, about how his.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Horse was a drug sniffing horse. That's funny. Well it
wasn't a drug sniffing horse now, of course not.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
But the guy that he randomly said was just standing
on the street and he happened to meet some and
he said that to him. This gentleman did not know
that it was a joke. He obviously the cop was
on horseback and he made the joke to a guy
and the guy thought he was serious.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So the guy started running for it. Oh he thought
the horse was going to sniff him out.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, well it wasn't going to but no, but no, Yeah,
he didn't know that. So after he started running, it
was kind of a dead giveaway to officers Brian Lewis
and William Trotter.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Trotter, I know it's hilarious, right, Well, that's that's cute.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You're a horse cop and your name's Trotter. Anyway, here
they are talking about what happened.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I guess after Trotter made a comment that was more
of a joke, let's have an arcotic spelling horse right here.
He didn't take it that way. He took it seriou.
He took it seriously.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And then the chase was on, I guess, but he
kind of took off down the alley and we thought
he was joking, so I said, hey, if we stop,
and then he kept running and I said, oh, he's
actually running.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse.
After we had taken him into Cassidy, I asked him,
what were you thinking running from horses? You know? He
was like, I wasn't really thinking except about all the
drugs I had on me at the time. Yeah you don't, man,
you know, aren't you happy that criminals are stupid? Though?
Criminals aren't stupid? Yea, they are. Otherwise we'd have never
(21:13):
called any of them.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, we wouldn't have a segment about it, you know. Yeah, yeah,
it would be called criminals or geniuses.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They we would even know who they were, and they
got away with it, no idea. Hell all, I'm mister rev.
A horse is a horse of course, of course, And
no one can talk to a horse, of course, that is.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Of course, if you spend your time getting off fixed
up for a party, why go messing yourself.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Up by getting drunk. Stay sober. It looks better on
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