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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For those of you who have welcomed us back, we'd
like to welcome you back. It feels so good to
be with you again. A lot of emails basically saying
after that long Libritay weekend, like Patrick suggests that Western
civilization nearly collapsed while we were going. Thank god, we're back,
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just in time to breathe fresh life into it. I
didn't realize you he it was that close. Wow, so dramatic.
I know well, And all we had to do is
show up at work to keep society from crumbling. Ain't
that something? It's a lot of pressure. Another question about
your vacation, Kenny to the legendary. Is it a festival.
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I would not say it was a vacation. Vacation would
imply that I was yourself. No, it was a lot
of work. It was very expensive. It was I was
surrounded by I mean, it was interesting. It was the
get the email. It was a social experiment. Rudy wants
to know if you saw the dead guy. No, it
happened after I left. I was only there for three days,
almost four days. Yeah, right after I left, somebody gave
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birth and someone got murdered. It sounds like the murder
was a stabbing thing. If I had to guess, and
I'm just guessing, I would bet it was a botched
drug deal. Oh, it happened. Drugs present at this burning
Man thing. There were a lot of drugs there. Now,
I will tell you there is a lot of legal
advice being given out to the attendees about how to
avoid getting your truck searched or whatever as you're traveling
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in for the authorities present. Did they just like the
cops riding around on bicycles or whatever sort of As
you're going in, there's a lot of BLM the Bureau
of Land Management. I'm glad you knew. Okay, yeah, just
check it. Yeah, there's Feder checked me on that before.
So I'm on to you. As you're traveling into the
quote what's called the PLAIA, the speed limit out there
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in the desert is is a grueling five miles per hour. Oh,
I was going twenty and so I got pulled over.
And as I'm getting pulled over, my mids were you
driving like a Oh you would have loved a one
ton flatbed truck. This thing was humong It was like
I don't remember exactly what the model was, but it
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was the equivalent of a Ford F four fifty. I
was telling Prolean last week at un what makes me
nervous about that? Ain't guineas out in the desert with
a bunch of hippies doing drugs and dams and naked.
I didn't do that drugs, noor did I get naked.
But you did drive a vehicle that was much larger
and more powerful than you're prepared to operate. Maybe the
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most funny hat all week was driving around this giant
truck pulling a camper behind me on the flatbed. I
had a generator, I had e bikes, and as I'm
driving into the event, speeding by fifteen miles per hour
in the five mile I get pulled over. Also looked
at it four times the legal limit. Yeah, right, fair,
So you know, four hundred percent speeding. But also it's
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off roading, like it's not like we're on a street.
I'm just out of it. I'm in the desert. So
my travel copinion that my buddy, I grew up with him,
I've known him since I as a young child. Says
to me, Kenny, there's some legal advice here. Don't talk
to the cops. And I'm like, that's terrible advice. The
cop walks up and you know, he's like, well, you've
got the gift, you know, the gift of gab as
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they say, such a charming individual as yourself should be
easy to work this out. Look. I get along with cops.
Most cops are good guys. I have buddies there police.
There's legal advice in the burning Man travel guide about
what to do if you get pulled over. It's horrible
advice I would suspect from a bunch of drug addled hippie.
They're like, don't talk to the cops, don't get sent
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to a search, don't open your window. I was like, boy,
talk about looking looking suspicious. The cop walks up to
me and I roll the window down. I go, sir,
I am so sorry. I was going too fast, and
the cop says to me, I'm not used to hearing
people say that. I was like, what that. He's like
apologizing to me. I was like, I remember even ap
barely talking with him at all, and he says, what's
going on here? I was like, I didn't understand that
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the five mile per hour thing was even a rule?
Is that a siria? Because I can walk that path.
I tell the guy. I was like, sir, I'm a
Republican from Texas. I didn't realize how serious. He says,
do you have any guns or drugs in the vehicle
with you? Wish? And I say to him, I would
have brought a gun with me, but I was traveling
through California and I understand how strict the rules are there.
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He starts laughing. He and I prepare to go on
to have a fifteen minute conversation about how ridiculous the
Liberals are in the state of California. We're over the
line in Neveda at this point and the conversation ends.
He doesn't even look at my driver's license. I turn
and I look at my buddy. His mind is blown.
It's like I've never seen this before. He's like, why
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are you not getting an anal cavity search right now?
We pull off, we look, we drive away, Oh okay,
and I look back behind me in the rear view mirror.
There immediately pulls someone else over. Oh yeah. Because of
how long the lines are to get in. We can
see the people behind us getting searched. The very next
people to get pulled over right after us get searched,
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pulled out of the car. All there sa any did
they go deep? Probably they're pulling items. They're pulling items
out of the vehicle where I'm just you know, looking
at my buddy, Like I told you, talk to cops
there you go, you know, a great way to avoid uh,
you know, getting my confer Yeah, it'd be nice. Apparently
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they have a radio station there. In fact, they have
many pirate radio stations, which I loved. I thought that
was so cool out in the desert. There your way
off the grid, and they're talking about what to do
if you get pulled over, and they're like, they're gonna
ask you, would you rather have us search your vehicle
or go get the dogs. Don't answer that question because
either way you're consenting to a search. Right And as
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I'm listening to it, I'm thinking, if you've gotten to
the point and the traffic stop where they're asking you
if they want to search your vehicle or go get
a dog, you've already lost exactly where? Why did it
get so bad? So quickly? Just tell the cop I'm
sorry for driving too fast. Here's my driver's license. I'm
from out of state. I've never been in the desert before.
I hadn't ever been anywhere with a five mile per
hour speed limit much less. You know, when I told
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the guy I was a Republican from Texas, he thought
that was so funny. He's like, get out of here. Yeah,
that doesn't happen out there every day, that's for sure.
Apparently the way to avoid getting an anal cavity search
at burning Man is be a Trump supporter. Huh, yeah,
I'm conflicted. I know. Yeah. Hello, stay tuned for more.
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Waltman Johnson not that much to talk about, But isn't
it interesting how a woman gave birth she didn't even
know she was pregnant. Oh no, it was one of those.
A Utah woman ended up popping out a baby in
the middle of the burning Man festival, and she didn't
even know that she was ripe with fetus, like the peculiar.
How would you not know? Did she just not swell
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up at all? Like most of you you break each do. Well,
that's the thing Billy had. In this United States of
America we live in, what with all the corn syrup
in our diet, it is possible that with there was
a lot of cushion there and she did not realize.
So she was already a big gal. Her name's Kayla.
She ended up delivering a baby in the bathroom of
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an RV. Here's the baby's aunt, Lacey, because of course
that's your name. Talking all about how exciting it was.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
This baby makes me an aunt.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Very very very surprising.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
My brother and his wife, Kayla, this was their first
time to burning Man. Kayla woke up wasn't filling. My
brother Casey ran out and said, I need help. Within
minutes they had like an obg I n and there
in his underwear helping. They had so many of the
right people so close. There were no signs of pregnancy.
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We were at the lake the weekend before. She was
in a swimming suit. She did not look pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm amazed that a doctor was even wearing that much clothing. Yeah,
I hear. There was plenty of nudity. And there's an
air there's an airport, there's all kinds of stuff going,
and there's a morgue. There's not a morg but okay,
well there needs to be. It probably should be. They
found a dead guy there. Yeah, well he wasn't dead
when he got there was no I think he was
alive when he shut up. Yeah, a lot of people
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showed up and somebody didn't go home. Meanwhile, back here
in our home city. I don't know if you've heard
they say they have two kinds of criminals, Billy ed.
There is the criminal genius, just a guy who is
so smart, so clever that he's able to outwit authorities
and victims alike. There ain't many of them. And then
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Oh that's hope. Not today, we tell you the story
of Sean O'Donnell, Sean and his buddy Aaron Prout. Aaron
and Sean, according to People Magazine, are not the brightest
bulbs in the box. Billy ed a kevlar vest? Do
you own one? Cannot either? No comment? No, okay, but
(09:44):
it's legal to own a kevlar vest. You probably you've
worn one before. It's ify you know. Okay. Have your
redneck buddies ever tried to experiment with the kevlar VESTA? Okay, yes,
I will go ahead and say. What't necessarily mine? I
don't even know the guy's name that had one, but yeah,
we we did have to shoot it. Well, with someone
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wearing it when you shot the vest, No, that would
be stupid. That was the idea, but that guy chicken out, yeah,
and decided we should just wrap it around a tree
trunk in what Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonzalez is calling
a hard to believe circumstances. So called friends Sean O'Donnell,
h thirty seven, and Aaron Proud, aged thirty four, allegedly
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took turn shooting at each other with a rifle as
the other wore a kevlar helmet. Good rifle yeah, inside
a house on Pennington Hills Drive in Spring, Texas. Helmet Yeah,
it was a helmet. Yeah. They were shooting each other
in the head. Yeah. Uh, how did it go well?
Deputies responded to a call that was initially reported as
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a possible suicide. There, they discovered Aaron Prout, a British
national living in Texas, suffering from a gunshot wound to
his skull. Really, he was taken to a hospital and
he's not alive anymore. No, I wouldn't think so. Things
weren't adding up with the suicide story, according to ad Gonzalez. Eventually,
detectives charged the friend with murder and booked him into
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the Harris County Jail because they believe that Sean O'Donnell
and his buddy were playing a game to see what
the limitations of the kevlar helmet would be. Who got
the first shot? That's a great question. Was it The
guy that's still alive doesn't say, huh, well is it?
I mean, did he take a shot first and then
he gets to shoot the other? God, even if the
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helmet stopped the bullet, it's still a pretty solid impact
to the noggin. Yeah. Also, another thing to consider is
just because it took one shot to the kevlar helmet
and sustained the doesn't mean that it's gonna be able
to take ten more. To wonder if after the first impact,
if the structural quality of this head gear might have
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been somewhat finish. Yeah, how would you like to be
the second guy to try it? Out? Right? That'd be
like being the twelfth guy to have sex with Bonnie Blue. Well,
you did start the story with the fact that they
were stupid, because a smart guy probably would have said
you go first. O'Donnell is being held in jail on
a three hundred thousand dollars bond. He is due back
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in court today. It's not clear if he's entered a
plea or retained an attorney yet, but if anybody would
like to represent him, you know, you guys could get
bail for a murder charge in US and America here.
Some people think that's a little crazy. I don't know,
three hundred thousand dollars a sports time, is it?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Look who's here? Oh I've been here well for a while,
I just didn't hear anything that needed my attention until now. No,
we're gonna be doing sports coming up in a little bit. Yeah,
there's quite a bit of sports happening now. We all
know the biggest sports story of the week, right, and
now it's the second it's the biggest sports story of
another today. Something with the NBA or WNBA. Taylor, No, no, no, no,
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that's over. They're not getting engaged anymore. Well, they got engaged,
but it turns out that that has been overturned by
a referee. According to this news site, they said the
referee has determined the Travis Kelsey's knee never actually touched
the ground. Oh wow, so they've waved it all just
like an LSU touchdown. They just wave it all and
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said no, it didn't count. So that's the way we
at today. Well how about that. That's remarkable. Taylor Swift's
engagement news is apparently the most important thing happening today
on all the liberal news websites, And you know what
I enjoy about this is, for once, there's gonna be
a guy here taking advantage of the wealth of a woman.
Isn't that amazing? And oh my god, one of the
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first things I read, one of the comments I read
about it was so great. I mean, I think we'll
all remember remember where we were when we heard that
Taylor and Travis were officially engaged. Obviously, I mean it's
so recent, it's fresh. One of the comments was, oh
my god, the divorce album is gonna be amazing. Oh yeah,
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that's gonna be full of hit It's just twelve songs,
every one of them a Billboard charting platinum head obviously,
and probably a lot of comments about how he wants
half my money? How dare you? I generally don't weed
too far into the conspiracy theories about Hollywood celebrities who cares,
But I really don't think that's a real relationship. I
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know nobody seems to think, so. I just hope that
this is not a heterosexual couple somehow demeaning the sanctity
of marriage, isn't it, Because that's what gay people were
always accused of doing. To those of you that think it's
a real relationship. I asked you this question. Isn't it
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kind of amazing how the engagement news became the top
news story at the same exact time that she's announcing
her new album and his new season has started starting.
Uhkwinka dink Wow, amazing. You can't say goddamn on there.
I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway. Cut the jib a jabba,
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Walton and Johnson