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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rich neighborhood. A few minutes of guys in the bathroom
because oh god, here comes another horrible story.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And I heard a string quartet cover of the Jersey
Boys begging.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
They were in the bathroom too. No, it's just in
the PA system, the sound system.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, and I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
He was infectious in my ears. So I came in
here to find the song and I found it, but
it's mislabeled. It says it's a cover song of an
Italian glam rock group called Manuskin.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's not. It is not Manuskin was doing a cover
of Jersey Boys. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And as I was sitting here getting angry about this,
it occurred to me, this is the gayest thing I've
ever been concerned with it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was about to tell you that if you didn't
already come to that recognition.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is like doing ketamine in a bathroom with the
guys from Queer Eye.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
For the straight guy. It's not that I'm never mind,
it's pretty gay.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's kind of gay still, though I do like something
about I like that that slaps right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So yes.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
On a separate topic altogether, I'm quite concerned. Now, what
did the leader of China tell Trump that made Trump
call home and tell the Department of War to start
gearing up for testing nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That can't be good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh, there's an answer to this question. Do you want
me to tell it to you in Mandarin or in English?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
For the I would prefer it in the original language,
But for the majority of our listeners who may not
fully understand Mandarin, maybe English would be good for now.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Putin is not jijunping.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Donald Trump and the American government just learned that Putin
has indestructible nuclear weapons, whatever that means. And so in
a response to this, he wants to start testing our
nuclear weapons to make sure they work.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But they said this came right after he had his
meeting with China, right, and so did China say something
about Russia or did China say, you know, yeah, we
got that too. We don't necessarily know that he learned
this from China. We just know that we should have
been a timing thing, right, Yeah. Yeah, anyway, it's not
(02:06):
good whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I will tell you that if nuclear war were
to happen right now, probably you could just max out
your credit cards, eat whatever you want, don't even worry
about getting hungover. You're not gonna lift. Yeah, what would
be the point of worrying about that? Yeah, when the
world ends, I don't want to be sober.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do you want to go shopping as the world ends?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Though?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What retail therapy? Well what would you do with the stuff?
That's what you said, max out the credit cards? But
I'm not sure what you're shopping for.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You don't have to buy things. You could pay for
an experience like fly somewhere, you know, use your hookers.
You can't pay for a cookers with a credit card,
Billy d you did, Yeah, we all just mister O
explained it to him. You can't buy a hooker with
a credit card, cash up front and h you know,
cash first. Yeah, why would they take a credit card?
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Who do you think you are? John Cornyn's communications director.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well no, but you know, we learn from others experience
that sort of thing. And just last day on Earth?
What do you care what the receipt says. Nobody's gonna
challenge you. Oh hope my wife doesn't see this. Next
month when the bill comes. Oh wait, good news.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The earth is going to be charred into a big,
huge cinder.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, well, you know we got that going for France
has arrested five more in the Louver.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Jewel heisty at seven now, and still they're not any
closer to the jewels.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, those jewels are gone. I just wonder, you know,
did they.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Marry them in the yard or did they already get
them to their you know, whoever they're fencing them with,
or how many more.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
People are involved. I feel like I could help them
with this because they're a little too close to the controversy.
They might not be thinking like the way we would think.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
If we looked at it as being detached as we are,
we can be more clear.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hit sure, if you were a filthy, stinky Frenchman, what
would you do with some stolen jewels?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Mmmah, good question.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have they considered looking near their box of cigarettes or
their crapes?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Right or there? Cheese? Don't forget the fromage. They're big fans.
Don't bother checking near their deodorant. They don't have any.
They're French, they're filthy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
If you see something that says deodorant in the French
guy's medicine cabinet.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There, actually that could be a dead giveaway.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's that's probably where they put all the diamonds.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Open the deodorant container and yes, jewels will fall out.
Shake it, yeah, because deodorant shouldn't make that rattling noise.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Five more filthy, dirty, stinking, useless, disgusting, vile frenchmen have
been arrested in the investigation that the theft of the
Crown jewels from the Louver Museum.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Seems to be moving forward.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The Paris prosecutors made a big announced yesterday, announced me yesterday, but.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
The treasures remain missing. Huh. The five were detained.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The five stinky, disgusting, vile, wretched French people that nobody
would ever want to look at, or smell or get
anywhere near, because French people are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's all word for word in the story. Yeah, that's
what it says, yea.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
According to prosecutor laure Baucie at all. She did not
release the identities of those arrested or the details. She
just said that, yeah, they're all really disgusting French people
and you wouldn't want to smell them. One is suspected
of being part of the four person team that robbed
the Louvers Apollo Gallery and Broad Daylight.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Ye only four went in and they have arrested seven,
so obviously they had help.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Two other members of the team were arrested Sunday and
given preliminary charges Wednesday, criminal conspiracy and theft and being stinky,
disgusting French people that you would hope to not have
to smell right before you ate a meal, because you
wouldn't be able to eat the food unless you were
trying to lose weight. Sure, in which case, take a
big woof of this French person and you won't eat
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for weeks. Both partially admitted their involvement. According to the prosecutor,
searches last night and overnight did not allow them to
find the goods. It took thieves less than eight minutes
to steal jewels valued at one hundred and two million dollars.
And as we have heard so many times before, very
often is the case these museum heists are inside jobs.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So they probably knew a guy. So did any of
the seven that had been arrested so far work at
the Louver at any point or currently? Yeah, it doesn't
say they didn't raise their identities, not giving out the
deeps just yet.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Probably have you looked at video or photos of how
they did it? When you look at what happened here.
They just pulled up to the front of the building
and then they walked up right here.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's not the front exactly, it's a side. What's the side.
It's right around the corner from the front.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But look here, it says Museum des Louver. Sure there's
a sign right there. And then they basically just went
up to like what looks like a balcony and just
walked inside, took the jewels and left.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Nobody was going to stop them, because, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
They were quite bold, which is why everybody thought that
they must have the right to be there. They acted
like they belonged, and everybody just agreed with them.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There's this couple who's famous for showing up at events
they're not supposed to be at the Oscar, the G
seven Summit, the White House. They wear a tuxedo and
a ball gown and they just walk inside and they
take pictures. And they're very famous for doing this, for
getting into places they're not supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And how do they do it? Gravitas, buddy balls, looks
like you belong and everybody will assume you do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's it, dude, And that's really the secret to life,
fake it till you make it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
N Yeah, buddy, that's how they got these jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's how's that compole got into the White House and
started eating the bacon wrap shrimp they weren't invited to.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, well, I tell you, politicians, they're kind of like
those aliens when they spot you. Yeah, you know, they
know you don't belong, you're not part of the team.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But I think this case, they didn't know. They do
protect their bacon wrap shrimp, don't they.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
People are so concerned with what they're doing that they
never noticed what other people are doing. I've told this
story before on the radio, so I'll make it short.
But one time we were hanging out with Britney Spears's sister,
Jamie Lynn Spears, a lovely young woman by the way,
at the height of the free Britney controversy. We were
in New Orleans at Marty Grave, the number one of
the number one radio shows for decades in that city,
(08:16):
hanging out with one of the most famous people in America,
and a float goes by. The Aphrodite Crew had the
theme that year was female pop stars were surrounded by
New Orleanians were surrounded by tourists, and a flow goes
by with Britney Spears's face on the side, being violently
attacked by her own father. And as we're standing there
looking at it with a member of the Spears family.
(08:40):
And understand, we get people notice us all the time
when we're walking around in New Orleans. They certainly notice her.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Nobody noticed us, well, no, everybody was looking for beads
that the eyes all up. Make sure you know you're watching,
because you ever been hit by beads that were flung
and you didn't see them coming and they wrap around
your face?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Uh? One of the it's it's awful. It's a near
death experience, you know, like little round balls slapping you
in the face. Huh yeah, well I don't like them
lashing me.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay, Well, anyway, the point I'm getting at is people
are always so concerned with their own bs that they
don't notice what's happening around him. Imagine how many times
in your life you probably walked past a twenty dollars
bill on the street.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Imagine how many times in.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Your life you probably walked past somebody that really needed
your help and you had, in that moment the exact
resources they needed.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
To solve their problem. You didn't even notice that you
were busy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Imagineolved all the great opportunities in life, your career, love romance,
all the times you were lonely in a public place,
standing there next to a beautiful person who was also
lonely that would have loved to have your affection, but
you were too busy arguing with some weirdo on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, because the last time I was out in the
park running around by people that needed my attention, I
gave them some.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And boy, I live to regret that. Why what happened?
I hadn't heard the rest of your story yet? Oh
you were taking a key's trick or treating Walton and
Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Chill buddy of mine just texted me a little message here.
He said, some of the unexpected results of this government
shut down. You know, the people are on forty two
million people. I don't know how many people just in
the city of Chicago alone, or on these food stamp
programs and welfare and whatnot. But you know how violent
(10:21):
Chicago is when they're well fed. H Now, remember a
lot of these people that are on you know, government
assistants aren't using that money for food. A lot of
them are you know, crackheads, and they're waiting for their
check so they can get more cracked. Now the check
ain't coming and they're hungry and running out of drugs.
How violent is Chicago going to be this weekend? It's
(10:44):
gonna get ugly. I got to revise my numbers before
we do our predictions tomorrow. I'm probably going over two
dozen shot. Maybe I'm looking at maybe twenty twenty five
and five somewhere in that range.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wherever our listeners se me thing and I don't know
how to feel about it. It's maga OnlyFans social media influencers.
There are women on the internet that do political videos
where they're mostly naked or in their underwear. Listen, real Clusch,
tell me if you can figure out what's wrong with
what this woman's saying here, hang on it, Hang on
(11:20):
a second here, I got to rewind this.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You just lettle to look at her interview.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
So I wanted to bring up something that I found
quite interesting. In the last four years last presidency, whatever
EBT food stamp program had increased from twenty nineteen it
was about four point five or four point two billion people,
and now as of today there is eleven billion people
(11:43):
on EBT food stamps.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now she for those that don't get what we're looking
at here, it's an attractive blonde woman standing in the
hallway of a nice home. She's wearing panties, she's wearing
high socks, and she's wearing yeah a little and then
a little white T shirt doesn't come all the way down.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh my goodness. I guess she shrunk it in the
wash or the dryer. And she says, did anybody catch
what she said? There? Hit me with them facts again?
Because she's got facts.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
She's reading it right off her phone, so obviously she's
not going to make a mistake.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
She's reading it to bring up.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Something that I found quite interesting. In the last four
years last presidency, whatever EBT food stamp program had increased.
From twenty nineteen it was about four point five or
four point two billion people, and now as of today,
there is eleven billion people.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
On Eleven billion people are currently on the government handout list.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Real quick though, how many people are on Earth? Not
like total, I mean every country, China, India included.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You need the real number or do you want her number?
I want the real number, mister, So it's like eight billion,
so it's not so how's she getting eight eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Eleven billion or on government assistance out of the eight
billion that we currently have residing on the plan.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think maybe some.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
People saw a problem here, but since she's standing there
in her panties, nobody said anything.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Now, I like everything about her. She's adorable and she's
she's great. Is the fact that she is just absolutely
retarded on math?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Does that actually make her more attractive? That it does? Boy?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That is that way you could tell her? Now three
twenties adds up to two hundred and fifty dollars. Baby, Now,
let's get busy. Mister Oh, that's genius. Wow, that came
to him quick too.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Sometimes I feel like mister Ow's taught me everything there
is to learn from mister Oh, and then bam, lesson, never.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Ever stop learning. That's a valuable lesson.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
By the way, for those of you who are big
fans of Democrat Party, it occurred to me reasonly that
they have already made plans for this government shut down
years into making. The Democrats have told us for years
now that if if you really find yourself getting hungry
eat bugs, why don't these people just going outside. Bugs
(14:06):
are free, you know what's saying. You just go outside
and all over the ground, sometimes in the trees wherever
you find bugs pretty much everywhere you go, and they free.
And Democrats said that's what you need to be eating anyway.
So just sounds like bought it to playing from a
guy like me.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Though, on the days when I lift weights, I'm supposed
to eat a lot of calories.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm supposed to have a lot of protein.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Bugs have three times the amount of protein pound for
pound than cattle.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Sure, I hear you that there's a lot of protein.
But then how many bugs do I have to eat?
And where would I acquire this massive pile of bugs?
That's the tricky part. Do you weigh the bugs?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
It's like when you say pound for pound, you gotta
Let's say you got a pound of steak.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Sure, that's a steak. That's one steak. Sure, yeah, makes
perfect one piece of meat.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
A pound of crickets or grasshoppers, A lot of that
is actually you the sustenance. It's that exoskeleton they got right.
It's kind of like eating crawlfish. Sure you boil up
twenty five pounds of crawfish. You didn't eat twenty five
pounds of food, not even clothes, so away most of it. No,
(15:13):
and it's a lot of I mean it's a pilot.
It's just the space it would take up.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
How many how much space is it gonna take out
for me to have pound.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Of bugs exactly? And where?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Plus you would be busy collecting them, It's gonna take
more cali. You're gonna burn more calories collecting the bugs.
Then you're gonna get by eating them, which is a
great way to lose weight. By the way, all you
fat obese Americans, which is most of.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Us, But I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm trying
to bulk up. You're gonna have to give it up.
So where do I get the bugs? Well, they're out there.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Look, I said earlier in the show, I would eat
human meat if it was a choice. I'm obviously gonna
eat bugs if it came down to it. But where
would I get said bugs?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Out there? Out where? They're out in the world.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You have to go out and collect them yourself. I
was at the Trader Jaws, I went to the AHGB.
I did not see any bugs.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I know you were in the store and you'd be
outside where the bugs live.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Mister Kinneth, food comes from the store.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I've told you that. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Other suggestions keep coming in. They just keep coming in
for who should be coaching now as you Tigers next year?
Several really good suggestions. Uh, let's see, Lisa say, why
don't we get Archie Manning to coach? He did coach
two sons to super Bowl victories, you know, uh, well
(16:26):
to multiple super Bowl victories as a matter of fact,
So Archie Manning not not the boy arch that's a
different kid. Here's one Joe Brady should be the coach.
He was offensive coordinator when Joe Burrow was there doing
his undefeated heasman National championship thing. So there's an opportunity.
(16:47):
And then there was this other suggestion. And then maybe
y'all get behind this. Okay, wanted nominated candidate for coach here. Uh,
first we got to get him a pardon. But who
would know more how to coach the Tigers than a
Tiger King? Oh, like the actual Tiger King. Well he's
gonna he's in That would be kind of fun. But
to your point, he's in prison, so well you know
(17:08):
Trump can get him out. Biden should have got him
out with that autopian Look, I.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Still say if not Emerald Alilaway and then Mike Gundy,
that's he's available. He's a cool guy. Everybody likes Mike Gundy.
He watches o An, you know, he he dunks on
the Libs. He'd be great.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So that's a note of Bobby Bouchet.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Look, I'm not against Bobby Bouchet. I just think it
should be a real person that they pick, you know.
Wesley Hunt. Congressman Wesley Hunt is calling for a debate
with Senator John Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxton in November.
He says it's time for voters to hear directly from
the candidates in this race, beyond the tens of millions
in paid advertising being spent on Cornyn's behalf. H coryn
(17:46):
is running ad campaigns where he complains about Ken Paxton
wasting six million dollars in public funds. But John Cornyn's
spending three million dollars a week on TV ads and
he's been doing it for weeks. It's already amass to
like forty million dollars. Oh boy, you're telling me you're
mad at Ken Paxton for using six million dollars you
didn't agree with. But you've spent forty million dollars on
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money you're mostly giving to NBC.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But well, yeah, you're giving it right to the liberal media.
That seems worse. I think it is worse.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, anyway, it should be fun to watch Wesley Hunt,
Ken Paxton and John Cornyn take a debate stage together.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They put that together.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I gotta think at least one of them probably will
shy away from that scene.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If John Cornyn won't debate Paxton and Wesley Hunt, he
doesn't deserve to be senator anyway. He's a coward, he's
a weak man. He's a cuckle little bitch boy. And
you you better go back to the Starbucks where you
belong serving up sooy lattes.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Now back to the more important story of the day.
Who's going to coach that LSU football team? This is
from our friend Christy, She wrote in she said them,
before we start picking the new coach, let's address how
we pick a new coach. The pattern that they have
used in the past isn't talent. It seems to be toxicity.
(19:04):
LSU hires like their speed dating in a hurricane. They're
chasing the next Saban, the way your aunt Cheryl chases
her third husband, impulsively and with a little too much mascara.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, I think she nailed it.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, and that reminds me. Tell your aunt Cheryl to
stop texting me. I'm busy.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
She's kind of hot though, Happy Holloway, Walton and Johnson
Radio Network
Rich neighborhood. A few minutes of guys in the bathroom
because oh god, here comes another horrible story.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And I heard a string quartet cover of the Jersey
Boys begging.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
They were in the bathroom too. No, it's just in
the PA system, the sound system.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, and I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
He was infectious in my ears. So I came in
here to find the song and I found it, but
it's mislabeled. It says it's a cover song of an
Italian glam rock group called Manuskin.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's not. It is not Manuskin was doing a cover
of Jersey Boys. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And as I was sitting here getting angry about this,
it occurred to me, this is the gayest thing I've
ever been concerned with it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was about to tell you that if you didn't
already come to that recognition.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is like doing ketamine in a bathroom with the
guys from Queer Eye.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
For the straight guy. It's not that I'm never mind,
it's pretty gay.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's kind of gay still, though I do like something
about I like that that slaps right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So yes.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
On a separate topic altogether, I'm quite concerned. Now, what
did the leader of China tell Trump that made Trump
call home and tell the Department of War to start
gearing up for testing nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That can't be good.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh, there's an answer to this question. Do you want
me to tell it to you in Mandarin or in English?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
For the I would prefer it in the original language,
But for the majority of our listeners who may not
fully understand Mandarin, maybe English would be good for now.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Putin is not jijunping.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Donald Trump and the American government just learned that Putin
has indestructible nuclear weapons, whatever that means. And so in
a response to this, he wants to start testing our
nuclear weapons to make sure they work.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But they said this came right after he had his
meeting with China, right, and so did China say something
about Russia or did China say, you know, yeah, we
got that too. We don't necessarily know that he learned
this from China. We just know that we should have
been a timing thing, right, Yeah. Yeah, anyway, it's not
(02:06):
good whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I will tell you that if nuclear war were
to happen right now, probably you could just max out
your credit cards, eat whatever you want, don't even worry
about getting hungover. You're not gonna lift. Yeah, what would
be the point of worrying about that? Yeah, when the
world ends, I don't want to be sober.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do you want to go shopping as the world ends?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Though?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What retail therapy? Well what would you do with the stuff?
That's what you said, max out the credit cards? But
I'm not sure what you're shopping for.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You don't have to buy things. You could pay for
an experience like fly somewhere, you know, use your hookers.
You can't pay for a cookers with a credit card,
Billy d you did, Yeah, we all just mister O
explained it to him. You can't buy a hooker with
a credit card, cash up front and h you know,
cash first. Yeah, why would they take a credit card?
(02:57):
Who do you think you are? John Cornyn's communications director.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well no, but you know, we learn from others experience
that sort of thing. And just last day on Earth?
What do you care what the receipt says. Nobody's gonna
challenge you. Oh hope my wife doesn't see this. Next
month when the bill comes. Oh wait, good news.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The earth is going to be charred into a big,
huge cinder.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, well, you know we got that going for France
has arrested five more in the Louver.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Jewel heisty at seven now, and still they're not any
closer to the jewels.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, those jewels are gone. I just wonder, you know,
did they.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Marry them in the yard or did they already get
them to their you know, whoever they're fencing them with,
or how many more.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
People are involved. I feel like I could help them
with this because they're a little too close to the controversy.
They might not be thinking like the way we would think.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
If we looked at it as being detached as we are,
we can be more clear.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hit sure, if you were a filthy, stinky Frenchman, what
would you do with some stolen jewels?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Mmmah, good question.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have they considered looking near their box of cigarettes or
their crapes?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Right or there? Cheese? Don't forget the fromage. They're big fans.
Don't bother checking near their deodorant. They don't have any.
They're French, they're filthy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
If you see something that says deodorant in the French
guy's medicine cabinet.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There, actually that could be a dead giveaway.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's that's probably where they put all the diamonds.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Open the deodorant container and yes, jewels will fall out.
Shake it, yeah, because deodorant shouldn't make that rattling noise.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Five more filthy, dirty, stinking, useless, disgusting, vile frenchmen have
been arrested in the investigation that the theft of the
Crown jewels from the Louver Museum.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Seems to be moving forward.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The Paris prosecutors made a big announced yesterday, announced me yesterday, but.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
The treasures remain missing. Huh. The five were detained.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The five stinky, disgusting, vile, wretched French people that nobody
would ever want to look at, or smell or get
anywhere near, because French people are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's all word for word in the story. Yeah, that's
what it says, yea.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
According to prosecutor laure Baucie at all. She did not
release the identities of those arrested or the details. She
just said that, yeah, they're all really disgusting French people
and you wouldn't want to smell them. One is suspected
of being part of the four person team that robbed
the Louvers Apollo Gallery and Broad Daylight.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Ye only four went in and they have arrested seven,
so obviously they had help.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Two other members of the team were arrested Sunday and
given preliminary charges Wednesday, criminal conspiracy and theft and being stinky,
disgusting French people that you would hope to not have
to smell right before you ate a meal, because you
wouldn't be able to eat the food unless you were
trying to lose weight. Sure, in which case, take a
big woof of this French person and you won't eat
(05:53):
for weeks. Both partially admitted their involvement. According to the prosecutor,
searches last night and overnight did not allow them to
find the goods. It took thieves less than eight minutes
to steal jewels valued at one hundred and two million dollars.
And as we have heard so many times before, very
often is the case these museum heists are inside jobs.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So they probably knew a guy. So did any of
the seven that had been arrested so far work at
the Louver at any point or currently? Yeah, it doesn't
say they didn't raise their identities, not giving out the
deeps just yet.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Probably have you looked at video or photos of how
they did it? When you look at what happened here.
They just pulled up to the front of the building
and then they walked up right here.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's not the front exactly, it's a side. What's the side.
It's right around the corner from the front.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But look here, it says Museum des Louver. Sure there's
a sign right there. And then they basically just went
up to like what looks like a balcony and just
walked inside, took the jewels and left.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Nobody was going to stop them, because, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
They were quite bold, which is why everybody thought that
they must have the right to be there. They acted
like they belonged, and everybody just agreed with them.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There's this couple who's famous for showing up at events
they're not supposed to be at the Oscar, the G
seven Summit, the White House. They wear a tuxedo and
a ball gown and they just walk inside and they
take pictures. And they're very famous for doing this, for
getting into places they're not supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And how do they do it? Gravitas, buddy balls, looks
like you belong and everybody will assume you do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's it, dude, And that's really the secret to life,
fake it till you make it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
N Yeah, buddy, that's how they got these jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's how's that compole got into the White House and
started eating the bacon wrap shrimp they weren't invited to.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, well, I tell you, politicians, they're kind of like
those aliens when they spot you. Yeah, you know, they
know you don't belong, you're not part of the team.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But I think this case, they didn't know. They do
protect their bacon wrap shrimp, don't they.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
People are so concerned with what they're doing that they
never noticed what other people are doing. I've told this
story before on the radio, so I'll make it short.
But one time we were hanging out with Britney Spears's sister,
Jamie Lynn Spears, a lovely young woman by the way,
at the height of the free Britney controversy. We were
in New Orleans at Marty Grave, the number one of
the number one radio shows for decades in that city,
(08:16):
hanging out with one of the most famous people in America,
and a float goes by. The Aphrodite Crew had the
theme that year was female pop stars were surrounded by
New Orleanians were surrounded by tourists, and a flow goes
by with Britney Spears's face on the side, being violently
attacked by her own father. And as we're standing there
looking at it with a member of the Spears family.
(08:40):
And understand, we get people notice us all the time
when we're walking around in New Orleans. They certainly notice her.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Nobody noticed us, well, no, everybody was looking for beads
that the eyes all up. Make sure you know you're watching,
because you ever been hit by beads that were flung
and you didn't see them coming and they wrap around
your face?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Uh? One of the it's it's awful. It's a near
death experience, you know, like little round balls slapping you
in the face. Huh yeah, well I don't like them
lashing me.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay, Well, anyway, the point I'm getting at is people
are always so concerned with their own bs that they
don't notice what's happening around him. Imagine how many times
in your life you probably walked past a twenty dollars
bill on the street.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Imagine how many times in.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Your life you probably walked past somebody that really needed
your help and you had, in that moment the exact
resources they needed.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
To solve their problem. You didn't even notice that you
were busy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Imagineolved all the great opportunities in life, your career, love romance,
all the times you were lonely in a public place,
standing there next to a beautiful person who was also
lonely that would have loved to have your affection, but
you were too busy arguing with some weirdo on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, because the last time I was out in the
park running around by people that needed my attention, I
gave them some.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And boy, I live to regret that. Why what happened?
I hadn't heard the rest of your story yet? Oh
you were taking a key's trick or treating Walton and
Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Chill buddy of mine just texted me a little message here.
He said, some of the unexpected results of this government
shut down. You know, the people are on forty two
million people. I don't know how many people just in
the city of Chicago alone, or on these food stamp
programs and welfare and whatnot. But you know how violent
(10:21):
Chicago is when they're well fed. H Now, remember a
lot of these people that are on you know, government
assistants aren't using that money for food. A lot of
them are you know, crackheads, and they're waiting for their
check so they can get more cracked. Now the check
ain't coming and they're hungry and running out of drugs.
How violent is Chicago going to be this weekend? It's
(10:44):
gonna get ugly. I got to revise my numbers before
we do our predictions tomorrow. I'm probably going over two
dozen shot. Maybe I'm looking at maybe twenty twenty five
and five somewhere in that range.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wherever our listeners se me thing and I don't know
how to feel about it. It's maga OnlyFans social media influencers.
There are women on the internet that do political videos
where they're mostly naked or in their underwear. Listen, real Clusch,
tell me if you can figure out what's wrong with
what this woman's saying here, hang on it, Hang on
(11:20):
a second here, I got to rewind this.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You just lettle to look at her interview.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
So I wanted to bring up something that I found
quite interesting. In the last four years last presidency, whatever
EBT food stamp program had increased from twenty nineteen it
was about four point five or four point two billion people,
and now as of today there is eleven billion people
(11:43):
on EBT food stamps.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now she for those that don't get what we're looking
at here, it's an attractive blonde woman standing in the
hallway of a nice home. She's wearing panties, she's wearing
high socks, and she's wearing yeah a little and then
a little white T shirt doesn't come all the way down.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh my goodness. I guess she shrunk it in the
wash or the dryer. And she says, did anybody catch
what she said? There? Hit me with them facts again?
Because she's got facts.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
She's reading it right off her phone, so obviously she's
not going to make a mistake.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
She's reading it to bring up.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Something that I found quite interesting. In the last four
years last presidency, whatever EBT food stamp program had increased.
From twenty nineteen it was about four point five or
four point two billion people, and now as of today,
there is eleven billion people.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
On Eleven billion people are currently on the government handout list.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Real quick though, how many people are on Earth? Not
like total, I mean every country, China, India included.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You need the real number or do you want her number?
I want the real number, mister, So it's like eight billion,
so it's not so how's she getting eight eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Eleven billion or on government assistance out of the eight
billion that we currently have residing on the plan.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think maybe some.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
People saw a problem here, but since she's standing there
in her panties, nobody said anything.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Now, I like everything about her. She's adorable and she's
she's great. Is the fact that she is just absolutely
retarded on math?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Does that actually make her more attractive? That it does? Boy?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That is that way you could tell her? Now three
twenties adds up to two hundred and fifty dollars. Baby, Now,
let's get busy. Mister Oh, that's genius. Wow, that came
to him quick too.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Sometimes I feel like mister Ow's taught me everything there
is to learn from mister Oh, and then bam, lesson, never.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Ever stop learning. That's a valuable lesson.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
By the way, for those of you who are big
fans of Democrat Party, it occurred to me reasonly that
they have already made plans for this government shut down
years into making. The Democrats have told us for years
now that if if you really find yourself getting hungry
eat bugs, why don't these people just going outside. Bugs
(14:06):
are free, you know what's saying. You just go outside
and all over the ground, sometimes in the trees wherever
you find bugs pretty much everywhere you go, and they free.
And Democrats said that's what you need to be eating anyway.
So just sounds like bought it to playing from a
guy like me.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Though, on the days when I lift weights, I'm supposed
to eat a lot of calories.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm supposed to have a lot of protein.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Bugs have three times the amount of protein pound for
pound than cattle.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Sure, I hear you that there's a lot of protein.
But then how many bugs do I have to eat?
And where would I acquire this massive pile of bugs?
That's the tricky part. Do you weigh the bugs?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
It's like when you say pound for pound, you gotta
Let's say you got a pound of steak.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Sure, that's a steak. That's one steak. Sure, yeah, makes
perfect one piece of meat.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
A pound of crickets or grasshoppers, A lot of that
is actually you the sustenance. It's that exoskeleton they got right.
It's kind of like eating crawlfish. Sure you boil up
twenty five pounds of crawfish. You didn't eat twenty five
pounds of food, not even clothes, so away most of it. No,
(15:13):
and it's a lot of I mean it's a pilot.
It's just the space it would take up.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
How many how much space is it gonna take out
for me to have pound.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Of bugs exactly? And where?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Plus you would be busy collecting them, It's gonna take
more cali. You're gonna burn more calories collecting the bugs.
Then you're gonna get by eating them, which is a
great way to lose weight. By the way, all you
fat obese Americans, which is most of.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Us, But I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm trying
to bulk up. You're gonna have to give it up.
So where do I get the bugs? Well, they're out there.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Look, I said earlier in the show, I would eat
human meat if it was a choice. I'm obviously gonna
eat bugs if it came down to it. But where
would I get said bugs?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Out there? Out where? They're out in the world.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You have to go out and collect them yourself. I
was at the Trader Jaws, I went to the AHGB.
I did not see any bugs.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I know you were in the store and you'd be
outside where the bugs live.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Mister Kinneth, food comes from the store.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I've told you that. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Other suggestions keep coming in. They just keep coming in
for who should be coaching now as you Tigers next year?
Several really good suggestions. Uh, let's see, Lisa say, why
don't we get Archie Manning to coach? He did coach
two sons to super Bowl victories, you know, uh, well
(16:26):
to multiple super Bowl victories as a matter of fact,
So Archie Manning not not the boy arch that's a
different kid. Here's one Joe Brady should be the coach.
He was offensive coordinator when Joe Burrow was there doing
his undefeated heasman National championship thing. So there's an opportunity.
(16:47):
And then there was this other suggestion. And then maybe
y'all get behind this. Okay, wanted nominated candidate for coach here. Uh,
first we got to get him a pardon. But who
would know more how to coach the Tigers than a
Tiger King? Oh, like the actual Tiger King. Well he's
gonna he's in That would be kind of fun. But
to your point, he's in prison, so well you know
(17:08):
Trump can get him out. Biden should have got him
out with that autopian Look, I.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Still say if not Emerald Alilaway and then Mike Gundy,
that's he's available. He's a cool guy. Everybody likes Mike Gundy.
He watches o An, you know, he he dunks on
the Libs. He'd be great.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So that's a note of Bobby Bouchet.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Look, I'm not against Bobby Bouchet. I just think it
should be a real person that they pick, you know.
Wesley Hunt. Congressman Wesley Hunt is calling for a debate
with Senator John Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxton in November.
He says it's time for voters to hear directly from
the candidates in this race, beyond the tens of millions
in paid advertising being spent on Cornyn's behalf. H coryn
(17:46):
is running ad campaigns where he complains about Ken Paxton
wasting six million dollars in public funds. But John Cornyn's
spending three million dollars a week on TV ads and
he's been doing it for weeks. It's already amass to
like forty million dollars. Oh boy, you're telling me you're
mad at Ken Paxton for using six million dollars you
didn't agree with. But you've spent forty million dollars on
(18:08):
money you're mostly giving to NBC.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But well, yeah, you're giving it right to the liberal media.
That seems worse. I think it is worse.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, anyway, it should be fun to watch Wesley Hunt,
Ken Paxton and John Cornyn take a debate stage together.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They put that together.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I gotta think at least one of them probably will
shy away from that scene.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If John Cornyn won't debate Paxton and Wesley Hunt, he
doesn't deserve to be senator anyway. He's a coward, he's
a weak man. He's a cuckle little bitch boy. And
you you better go back to the Starbucks where you
belong serving up sooy lattes.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Now back to the more important story of the day.
Who's going to coach that LSU football team? This is
from our friend Christy, She wrote in she said them,
before we start picking the new coach, let's address how
we pick a new coach. The pattern that they have
used in the past isn't talent. It seems to be toxicity.
(19:04):
LSU hires like their speed dating in a hurricane. They're
chasing the next Saban, the way your aunt Cheryl chases
her third husband, impulsively and with a little too much mascara.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, I think she nailed it.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, and that reminds me. Tell your aunt Cheryl to
stop texting me. I'm busy.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
She's kind of hot though, Happy Holloway, Walton and Johnson
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