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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Looking forward eating it this year. That's all you're having.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, I'm just gonna do a cranberry diet. My doctor
says that, uh.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is kind of like a cleanse. Yeah, you know,
you can do a greens and beans cleans. You could
do a cranberry cleanse. Or you just go to get
the tea and drink some tea with your Thanksgiving dinner
and then you'll have a cleanse.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wait a second, I could do that instead of sitting
around all night eating disgusting cranberry sauce out of.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A can with a spoon. Imagine that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So what I What if I wanted to save some
money while I was to get the T dot com?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, then you'd need a promo code. That would that
would help quite a bit with that effort.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
A promo code. Promo codes are great. That's how you
save so much money. I don't have a promo code.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Unfortunately, I can let you borrow mine, you know, but
you'll owe me should I get a pen?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is it hard to remember the promo code forget the
T dot com. It's a little tricky. It's it's it's
w J, the two letters of the alphabet. Okay, you
can either capitalize or not capitalize.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's up to you. So you got some freedom there. Yeah,
well all right, then maybe you will get one of
those Campbell soup cleanses where you eat the soup that
has a man made meat in a chicken printed off
of a three D printer. Doesn't that sound yummy? It
sounds Deliciosho Campbell executive said the soup doesn't contain real meat. Huh.
(01:25):
It was a recording that he didn't know was recording him.
Wasn't bragging about it or anything. It's it's it's on
the Fox News side apparently. Wow, just gross, just like that. Huh. Yeah,
I hate to hear it. Oh, it's it's just a
it's a bunch of crap for poor people. Fake three
(01:46):
D printed meat caught in secret recording. Good chicken noodle soup?
Not exactly, but yeah, close enough if you if you
only have a couple of bucks to spend on lunch, Well,
weird problem now, I know. Oh, speaking of fun, guess
who Bill Clinton thinks will have a pretty good no,
(02:10):
believe it or not, who he thinks could be the
next president in twenty twenty eight. Guy or a girl?
Well obviously guy. If it was a girl, you'd already
be guessing, well, there's only one guy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They want to run for president. Gavin knew some of
the haircuts.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The absolutely Bill Clinton, the forty second president, has indicated
he believes the Democrats best offering the strongest shot at
reclaiming the White House in three years would be, of course,
California Governor Gavin Newsol. I mean, look what he's done
for California. Apparently the Democrats think that he has had
(02:48):
a couple of really great years there in California, which means.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
They tried to recall him and he barely won, and
he went from being a far left candidate to something
of a moderate candidate, total hypocrite, as you know, Fetterman
uh explained all that.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, you know this Fetterman guy. He might be onto
something here, he says, Gavin Newsom, like a lot of
Democrats where had election season or moving to the middle.
That's what they did. But the Internet is forever, and
all those clips and all those outlandish things that they
said and they've done, they're still there and you all
you have to do is go dig them up. I'm sorry,
(03:27):
did you just say the internet is forever? That's what
he said.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I thought, I thought you told us last time that
the Internet was for porn. Internet is really really green purporn.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Connection. And so I don't talk to you. Foreport there's
always some new site port Port. My brows all day
and night. Sport Port. It's like I'm serving at the
speed of line the Internet.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
See it's right there the song, Billy. I don't mean
to correct you, but they put it in a song.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Corrected me, You got correct, Fetterman, he said, the Internet's forever.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
All right, You guys want to play a dangerous game.
If you had to elect a Democrat to be president, who,
good lord, I mean probably fetter Man. He seems like
it at least. Well, what if he showed up to
give his State of the Union to dress in umbro
shorts and a car hard.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hoodie and a hoodie. Of course you'll have the hoodie.
You wouldn't know who he was.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I used to hate it. Now that the Democrats don't
like him, I love it. I love when he shows
up dressed like a homeless guy waiting for soup.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He dresses the way your average American dresses to fly
on an airplane. Now a scene, I mean, obviously you've seen.
You're quite aware of the fact people don't make their
kids even put on regular clothes. Then they can wear
their pajamas straight from the bed to the airplane, you know,
because of comedy.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I've been flying around a lot of a couple times
a month, I travel out of town and do shows,
and so I noticed these people you're describing, and they
always confuse me because, first of all, ever since Trump
took over, you don't have to wear flip flop.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You can wear your regular shoes, you don't have to
take them off.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Right, But people still have on flip flops or whatever
because they forgot about that. So that's what they're used to.
You see all these barefoot. And then here's the other
thing that makes me very uncomfortable. You'll see a mom,
usually with a little bit of money, and she's wearing leggings,
tight top. It's her sexy, comfortable clothes, do you know
what I mean? And that's fine. What makes me uncomfortable
(05:24):
is her seven year old daughter is dressed just like mom.
I'm like, why is your daughter wearing a tight form
fitting outfit that's.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wear the pants, the yoga pants actually cinch up into
the butt. Crack so that it separates the cheeks into
two obviously separate entities, with some space driven in between them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm not even sure why an adult would do that much.
And don't get me wrong, when an adult woman does it, look.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, obviously that's why they're dressed that way. Point of
it all.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But as a guy that exercises a lot, runs a lot,
I could tell you with great certainty that if you
had a bunch of fabric in between your cheeks while
you're working out, there's gonna be chafing.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That can't be too comfortable. Neither. What exactly is.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
The athletic advantage of having all that fabric between your butt?
And why isn't it weird that men can work out
without being dressed like that but women can't. And again
I'm not complaining, it's just And then you see these
videos all over the internet and women at the gym
and they're like pulling their pants down and taking a
picture of their butt cleavage and there's one guy in
the background who looks at them, and then they'll post
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the video on the internet with an arrow pointed at him.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That guy's the problem. Yeah, quit staring at me.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Creep only the five hundred thousand people that follow me
on Instagram can stare at me even though you're trying
to see.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
If the weights are available.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I just happen to be in your way half
naked while I've got my jugs out pressed against this bar.
Doesn't mean you can casually glance at me in a
public place where I've chosen to be naked at Yeah,
how dare you? And again we celebrated. I just don't
get why they're shaming people for it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Speaking of women in gyms, my new favorite woman in
a gym isn't sexy. She's not my type at all.
I'm not even sure she'd be interested in me. Her
name's Tish Hyman.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Woman here in them, there's two big.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Tish Himan, the angry, black, loud lesbian from California, has
become the unexpected hero of every conservative in America.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is her brother Harry involved in this at all? Here?
Is he out of the picture? No?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
But isn't it great that Hyman got in a fight
with Wiener? Remember that the lawmaker in California want to
be California Governor. Eric Swawell Out running for office literally
runs from a black lesbian Tish Hyman. Tis Himan was
the woman who got kicked out of Gold Gym because
she saw something dangling in the ladies room. She was
dressing in the women's locker room and a naked guy
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came in and goes, I'm a woman. And it turns
out that naked guy had like a violently attacked women
in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah. Not that didn't really help the calls, but they
didn't care anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
She asks Eric Swawell wants to be a governor of California.
Eric Swowell wants to be He wants us to forget
that he had sex with Fang Fang, the Chinese communist
spy and farted during a live televised interview with Chris Matthews.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But we don't forget. Yeah, the internet never forgets, is
it forever?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And it's anyway, So yesterday she could front him, make
you mister Kenneth. Yesterday she could fronted Eric Swalwell at
a town hall.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He was doing multiple times.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
One man and turn to.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The long question. It's short, small the question not talking
about the man, I know, but you're talking over it.
She's like asking the question about I've been harassed in
the locker room. What are we going to get to
the point where the guy Swallowell there is gonna answer her.
She's telling him off. He's a forty five second clip.
I know the lord, and I can't understand half of
(08:57):
it because the audio is terrible. I know, you gay hats,
you can app or do something to it. Can't you
synthesize it? Or for archipegalo which or something which? Which
part of you hates her more?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is it the white part that hates the black lady
or is it the k part that hates the lesbian mister?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's clearly the lesbian thing. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Oh rock is so hard right now, hot, right now, hot,
It's just hot.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Hot.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Hot is very hot right now. Earlier, somebody brought up
James Carville snakehead there. I believe that was me talked
about what his h his plan was. The Democrats have
decided to They're so desperate to just try and do something.
They even are taking advice from carbal and here's his advice.
I love this. Wait on me. This is what the
(09:45):
Democrats have to run on. This is their platform now
economic rage. Every Democrat just needs to be out there
telling all of their voters anybody that they think might
vote for him. They are filled with economic rage because
they can't afford anything. And the Americans will understand this immediately.
(10:06):
They're richest country in the world, and we can't afford to,
you know, keep my house until you're fifty years old.
You can't afford blah blah blah, this and that. Now,
of course you don't have to tell them when the
economy went out of control like that. Sure during you
know Democrats run as president, just tell them that Trump
(10:30):
ain't fixed it. That's all you need to do. We
got economic rage and Trump won't fix it, and so
we got to vote for a Democrat. That's all you
need to know.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It does seem a little odd that in the twenty
twenty four election everybody knew who caused all these problems,
and not all the problems have been fixed yet. So
rather than just let the current guy keep working on it,
there are actually people that have considered putting the people
that created the problem back in charge.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yep, And believe it or not, this guy hasn't hasn't
fixed all the problems that the last four years created.
Hidn't those problems in nine or ten months of trying.
Of course, he also been busy putting an end too
some wars and dealing with a government that was shut
down for a month and a half. But anyway, why
(11:13):
didn't Trump fix it? He didn't want to. He wants
you to suffer. Whose fault is it that healthcare is getting,
you know, so ridiculously out of control expensive?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well it's called Obamacare. Well then it's it's Trump's fault.
Why Because they're Democrats and that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, Can we change topics for a minute, because I've
been wanting to ask you guys about this almost to
keep your ears open for economic rage here in the
next couple of weeks, because that's gonna be something they're
gonna be all acting like they just came up with
on their own.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
For the record, I think the economy needs help too.
Thirty days without any growth on Wall Street, that's concerning.
But I mean, I don't blame Trump for it. He
just hasn't fixed it yet. If you drove over you
know a glass in the road that was just left
there by your brother in law because he was drunk,
because he was smashing beer bottles, and your other brother
in law couldn't change the tire fast enough. Would you
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get mad at the guy that's changing the tire, the
guy that put the broken glass yards there?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Which one's Trump? I don't remember. I don't either.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I feel like there's too many kind of flat tire
analogies in the radio show today. Hey, can someone who
cares about Candice Owens please get her to a psychiatrist.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
By I'm pretty sure others have tried. I know there's
some people out there who would love to see her,
you know, get the help she needs. I am so old.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I can remember when Candace Ewens made a lot of sense,
and at some point she needed to differentiate her brand
from the other big national international conservative podcasters. So she
has just started saying the craziest stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It gets her attention, and so she says crazier stuff
and that gets her more attention. So it just feeds itself.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
In a post over the weekend, she claimed a high
ranking employee of the French government had warned her the
President Emmanuel mc kron and First Lady Brigitte Macron have
executed upon the paid for her assassination, that they're paying
someone to kill her, and the kill squad includes at
least one Israeli No. I am sure Brigitte macrann doesn't
(13:13):
like Candice Ow and she's suing her for making suggestions
about her lady bits or lack there are that she
doesn't have them.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but do you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Think that the French president hired an assassin, much less
in Israeli assassin to kill some podcaster in America because
he made she made some comments.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
About his wife? Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It is paranoid delusion of the tenth degree, no surprise
to anyone who's been paying the slightest attention to her
over the last few years. She just keeps getting weirder
and weirder. I know, now what.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Is she accomplishing by all of this?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Though, and then she's often said she'll stop opining about
how Israeli or that whoever it was killed Charlie Kirk
inside job if Erica asks her to, now, if you
were Charlie Kirk's widow, with all you've got going on
right now, dealing with the death of your husband, still
running the family, now you're in charge of this giant,
multimillion dollar nonprofit, would you call Candice on the.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Phone and say, hey, if you have time, could you quit.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Saying the craziest bat soup crazy things about my husband's death.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I'm not sure I would give her the time of
day or the satisfaction of knowing that I was even
aware of her.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm sure there are people listening who like Candy Sewings,
and I just want to say I used to like
her too.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
But there were.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Many, many, many times when Candice Owens said, tune into
my podcast today. I've got the smoking gun receipts for
this very polarizing thing, and I'm going to prove it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And that has happened dozens of times. How many receipts
have you collected? She's never paid off on any of
this stuff, not a one.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Over and over again, She's like, I've got it, guys,
I've got proof that the Jews control the weather and
Charlie Kirk's murderer was a lizard person controlled by the
chi Cooms. And it's like, all right, here's the proof.
She's like, well, I had a dream about it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm sorry what I thought you said he had evidence? Yeah,
I am the evidence.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh you're the evidence, cause I said so, I don't
think you are huh. Anyway, Uh, we expect most are
just marveling at the dumpster fire. She's getting thirty nine
million views an episode, which is crazy insane. Now, for
the record, you know people that podcasts for a living,
I could tell you if you're getting thirty nine million
views per podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Click.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
The podcast platforms don't calculate based on how many of
those people were watching ironically and how many of them thought.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You were serious. A click's a click. It clicks a click.
I've always said that, but I'm so old.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I can remember Weekly World News and the National Inquiry
and it was the same thing.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Back then.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
People would buy these crazy tabloid newspapers the grocery store,
sometimes because they were gullible and thought it was real.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Lizard Boy lives in bat case, it's so creative that,
oh well, I just have to read that. That's just
too good.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And sometimes people would buy it because they thought it
was real. I can remember one of my uncle's buddies
used to say, well, they couldn't print it if it
wasn't true.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, And after all the years of people making fun
of those kind of tabloids, one of those National Inquirer,
one of those tabloids broke the Monica Lewinsky story right.
Since then, He's like, well maybe they're onto something. Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
A broken clock is still right twice a day, you
know what I'm saying. How you figure that, well, because
you got the analog that Actually, that's probably confusing the
younger listeners. They don't know how to read an analog clock.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To the Happy Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for you, m since
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