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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They have to burn to mix that much concrete or
make that steel and haul this shut out here and
put it together with a four hundred and fifty foot crane.
You want to guess how much oil it takes to
lubricate that thing or winter rize it. And it's twenty
year life span. Anyone offset the carbon footprint of making it.
And don't get me started on solar panels and the
(00:20):
lithium in your Tesla battery. And never mind the fact
that if the whole world decided to go electric tomorrow,
we don't have the transmission lines to get to electricity
to the cities. It'd take thirty years if we started tomorrow.
And unfortunately for your grandkids, we have one hundred and
twenty year petroleum based infrastructure. Our whole lives depend on it.
(00:45):
And hell, it's in everything that road we came in
on the wheels on every car ever made, including yours,
send tennis rackets and lipstick and refrigerators and antihistamines, pretty
much anything plastic, your cell phone case, artificial heart valves,
any kind of clothing that's not made with animal or
plant fibers, soap, hand lotion, garbage bags, fishing boats, you
(01:07):
name it everything, and you know what the kicker is.
We're gonna run out of it before we find it's replacement.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's the thing that's gonna kill us all as a species.
All the thing is going to kill us.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All is running out before we find an alternative. And
believe if Excellon thought them things right there with the future,
they'd be putting them all over the damn place. Getting
oil out of the ground's most dangerous job in the world.
We don't do it because we like it. We do
it because we run out of options. And you're out
here trying to find something to blame for the danger
besides your balls. There ain't nobody to blame but the
(01:43):
demand that we keep pumping it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I need it, I gotta have it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So that is a Hollywood actor, one of the good ones,
I think, explaining to a I mean, it's a TV.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Show, it's called Landman, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Explaining why wind energy is not going to be the
solution to your weather related, inclement weather related problem.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She called it clean energy, and he had to straighten
her out pretty quick on that. And he did explain
to her how big them concrete basis is you ever
take that course in school, I forget what they called
it now, where you had to figure out like the
area of a square, and then geometry the triangle, and
then the real tricky one, the area of a circle.
(02:27):
The teacher kept telling me, if I got it right,
I would get pie. And I never got pie. Not
one time did she bring pie. Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We've talked about this, you remember every March fourteenth, it's
pie Day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The tricky part of that is, now you got to
figure out the area of a cube. So instead of
the formula for the long way at the cross and
the up and down, then you got to do the
whole because them bases for windmills is big cubes, see,
and it goes, like you said, eight feet down into
the ground as like a third of an acre of concrete.
(03:00):
That's a lot. And then they got to bring the
truck in. How you think they got the truck there? Well,
how they do it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I got a lot of trucks, by the way, probably
a lot of illegal immigrant truck drivers.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Absolutely, but down there, you know it kind of comes
with the tear door.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well it'll happen, right, I think of this next news
story qualifies as irony.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean I think we.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Never know for sure. It's kind of up to you
to decide.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
In coming.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm about to play an audio recording of a siren.
You're not being pulled over.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Unless you are.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Unless you are, you could be. I don't actually know.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's like a file.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, you gotta love. You gotta love a dog who
appreciates irony. A fire chief's dog accidentally ignited a fire
after getting a hold of a lithium ion battery in
the family's home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's why they don't want you to put them on
the airplanes.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, they say they combused. I always wondered if that
was true.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Right, It's always interesting when there's like some middle aged
lady taking all her sage wan's out of her luggage
right before she gets.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
On the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, here's music.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No more, it's not a music show, mister. Oh, we
don't even know the right mate. I put it on.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
The department later clarified that the battery in the videos
was fully charged, unplugged, and not under any recalls, but
it was not storage safely. The dog whose name is Colton,
and Colton is usually a good boy, but he was.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
A little bat it.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What kind of a dog is he? He looks like
a boxer, looks like I don't know. It's a grainy video.
Was able to get the battery break its protective features
by chewing on it and ended up causing a fire.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Worry about that. Also with electrical cords, you know, they're
like the chewing things that are plugged into the wall.
Like that's gonna hurt.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Colton did not suffer any injuries aside from a little
smoke exposure, and only a rug was ruined, so thank
god for that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But ruined it in a lot of different ways he
went with setting it on far see.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's why I recommend oops steam cleaning.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know they won't fix a fire damaged drug though, No,
but the dog urinates on it. Yeah, you gotta the
dog in the video dipping out right when the fire
alarm goes off. It's very funny. Anyway, I hurt his ears.
Calton's okay, that's the important thing. Thanks for the chief
lesson in fire safety, Culton. We appreciate you a little, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
An email about that Robert de Niro character was talking
about earlier because he was funding domestic terror organization heard
of him and don't seem to bother nobody. Matt wrote
in and said, it seems to me de Niro to
be investigated by the police as material support to a
domestic terror organization sounds kind of like the guy who
(05:33):
was recently arrested in Lafayette, Louisiana. He is facing life
in prison. Why is de Niro being treated different? I'm
not sure who he's talking about there, but I'm sure
it is a situation, and I'm sure somebody's going to
look into it, and either they're gonna give de Niro
life or they got to let the other guy go, right.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Rules are rules like to keep it fair, you know. Yeah,
but you know if they were given those two options,
you know, damn well what they would do? Oh let
a dangerous criminal out? Yeah, why not? Sure we were
gonna do that anyway, Probably not really a dangerous criminal.
Welfare recipients are going viral for their freakouts over losing
their food stamps.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There's a video of this online here.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
A plethora of viral videos how much A plethora showing
snap EBT recipients actually threatening violence and or theft if their.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Cards stop working.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
The dirty little secret of Western welfare systems is as folks,
they act as a bribe to keep certain groups acting
civilized because the moment they don't receive it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
They're very angry. Right are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like Jolanda Jones because she's from the hood, you know,
and if she don't get what she likes, she gon't
get the good violent.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yep, Jolanda Jones, Oh zepa, Ayana Presley. I know you
guys resent that. But the Big beautiful Bill passed earlier
this year by Congress and it was signed in a
law by a guy named El Trumpo. It's created new
work requirements for able body to doubts. In order to
continue getting the free stuff from your SNAP and your
EBT benefits, individuals have to work or train at least
twenty hours per week. And that's I know that's what
(07:09):
they think too, that because if they were here, they
would have said that I did it for Yeah. The
ongoing government shutdown may also halt or delay SNAP and
EBT benefits beginning in November, leaving tens of millions without
quote unquote free lunch. The welfare recipients are furious. There's
a lot of videos here I can't play on the
air because people are not speaking in an appropriate manner.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh no, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Watch your dang mouth, you son, Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, that's that's sort of what we meant. Was that
like that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, yeah, I took care of it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, well how came with? Jeffrey says, what your retard of?
What your retard of?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Chucky Schumer soon Mari con Chucky is what you American?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They should stop l Democrats chefdownahre Democrats wipendo anyway, which
is gracias amigos, Wolton M. Johnson.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
If you work at a grocery store and you know
that the food stamps is now working in November, and
you see people stealing and your sledge, you deserve to die.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Good day die.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Wow, these are stitches. Sometimes they die.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The welfare recipients are really violent. Yeah, and the problem
with that is she's also hot. I'm so confused watching.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That, Kenny. You know, if you just spend a little
bit of time with her, you could fix her.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, believe me, I have learned I can fix nobody.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You got to get in on that.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I have taken up abstinence. I'm considering the priesthood. I'm
thinking about getting cannonized. Actually, can I just skip all
that and go right to canonization.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't think you. I think you have to go
through the proper channels. Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, so the Pope is canonizing. I couldn't believe this
was a real thing. A former Satanic priest is among
these seven new saints being canonized by the Pope.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And what you know for our latinos, is it King Charles? No, No,
it's not King Charles. No, Well he's over there. I
thought maybe they were going surprising with it while he
was there. No, that's a totally different kind of Satanic figure.
Locates your point? All right?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
This is for our white listeners in Louisiana and our
brown listeners in Texas.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The rest of you just hang on. It's a Catholic time.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, I got you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Pope Leo the fourteenth Canoni's seven religious figures who were
posthumously boosted to sainthood on Sunday, including a former Satanic
priest turned Catholic legend. Seventy thousand onlookers went to the
Vatican to witness a historic canonization, the second made by
the Pope. He's amazing, He's not even been in office
very long or whatever we call that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
What do we call it? Yeah, in the hat, the
big hat.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, he hadn't worn the hat that long he was.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, he's been there since May right now. Among
the celebrated lineup of figures was a former Satanic priest
named Bartolo Longo, who was an Italian lawyer who found
his way back to Catholicism and even helped found the
Pontifical Shrine of the Blessed Virgin of the Rosary Pompeii. Longo,
who died in nineteen twenty six at age eighty five,
(10:03):
first deviated from the Catholic Church after losing his mother
early in life. He decided to become a Satanist, but
then at some point it occurred to him that Satanism
was fake and gay, so he quit doing it and
he went back to being a Catholic.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh good, welcome back. Got a far walk back. He
just turned around it It's like, oh, it's right there.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah. His departure from Catholicism was short lived.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
He wound up rededicating himself to the Church with a
renewed fervor thanks to his family and a professor at
the University of Naples in Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who good for him Florida, man, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
In Italy anyway, he was getting his law degree.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
And then there's a Naples in Italy now too.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
The copy everything we do, don't Apparently they got a.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Venice there now too.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's not just California, and they you know, they have
canals in the you know Venice, California.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
They built it.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
They have canals to have houses on the and then
at some point the environmentalists hated that and they weren't
allowed to do it anymore, but.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They are still there. Four ones that they started with
are still there.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Florida's like that too.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
When they were first building the coastlines of Florida, the
housing and stuff like that, there were a lot of
little canals. And then at some point environmentalist step because
everybody wanted to be on the water, so entire neighborhoods
would be built so that there'd be all the you know,
the veins or whatever they call it. And then at
some point they said, you know what, you know what,
this is bad for some kind of snail that lives here,
(11:23):
and you can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Probably the green and yellow darter.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh man, those are my favorite snails.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
You gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Absolutely when you see that snail trail, you know you
know where it's going.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Speaking of people copying us, I think people that put
the news out, you know, national internet sites and things,
not like the main networks, although they probably do too.
I think they listened to this show first thing in
the morning, gotta and then they take the things that
we talk about, and then the post them is though
were their own idea. First thing this morning, you guys
(11:55):
were talking about the Democrats being outraged, and then you
could just pick from a dozen different things.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So much to go.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
They are currently outraged. One of the things is Trump
is just taking a wrecking ball to the White House.
He is just destroying our house. It's not your house,
mister Trump. If he's not allowed to do it, then
how is he able.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
To do it?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yet he's doing it. Well, they're outraged over that. And
then you had a list of all the other presidents
for the last one hundred plus years that had done
renovations and add ons to the White House.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
And half to rows of out both roosevelts. One of
them was Barack Obama. One of them was Obama built
a basketball Well, well, CNN, somebody dug it up.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
There's a CNN report from two thousand and ten when
Barack Obama's administration embarked on a three hundred and seventy
six million dollars white house renovation and built a basketball court.
They're building more than that. Okay, where was the Democrat
(13:01):
outrage fifteen years ago? Because CNN's reporter is out there
glowingly reporting about the jack hammering and all the noise,
and it's oh my god. And then they throw it
back to the studio and and I think that's like
Don Lemon and his little coworker there, just beaming with
excitement over all the good things that Barack Obama's up to.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
All Right, So you couldn't criticize Obama because he.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Was because he because his uh you know, because yeah,
because of.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
His condition half white?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah all right, well no, not because he's half white,
but the other the other half, say, yeah, the other uh.
The Mega Million's jack fight has hit six hundred and
eighty million. You guys gotta buy a ticket.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm gonna wait till it gets up to be some
serious money.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You don't make six hundred million, was me.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I forgot that much. But then you go for the
cash option, obviously, because that's the smart play there. Actually
you can get it all at once, and then you
only get like half of it. Then you got to
give the government another half, and then you're out. You
set no money left.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You know what, Maybe around to something there if it's
any of the less than a billion. What's the point
of buying a six dollars lottery ticket.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
But if you're giving away half to the lottery people
and half to the government, as you explained it, then
it doesn't matter how much you win, you still will
end up with nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
See what we told you about doing math on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Antonia, He just will not learn a lesson. You gotta
get rid of me, got to go.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm not even gonna tell you what's going on on
the Hallmark Movie Channel now, mister Kenneth, let's just rude,
all right, fine, you should. Can the Hallmark Channel continue
to come up with great ideas for romantic Halloween movies.
Let's check out the latest movie which you definitely couldn't
have produced completely using AI.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's Hallmark Ween on the Hallmark Channel tonight, Lacey Schabert
is a princess who was turned into a mummy by
an ancient curse.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh I wish I could get dug up by someone
who really digs me.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Tyler Tylerson plays a rugged archaeologist.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
There's nothing I love more than finding old bones. I'm
constantly thinking about boning. Who has awoken me?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh my, I found a mummy.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
For three thousand years, I've been dying for someone to
knock the cobwebs out of me, I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Off of me. Wow, you're scary, scary hot, it's mummy, dearest,
Tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Don't know how to find the Hallmark Channel?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Ask your divorced ant. She knows.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Come on, we have to treat everybody the same, whether
they're Asian or black or regular.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Walton in Johnson Radio Network
They have to burn to mix that much concrete or
make that steel and haul this shut out here and
put it together with a four hundred and fifty foot crane.
You want to guess how much oil it takes to
lubricate that thing or winter rize it. And it's twenty
year life span. Anyone offset the carbon footprint of making it.
And don't get me started on solar panels and the
(00:20):
lithium in your Tesla battery. And never mind the fact
that if the whole world decided to go electric tomorrow,
we don't have the transmission lines to get to electricity
to the cities. It'd take thirty years if we started tomorrow.
And unfortunately for your grandkids, we have one hundred and
twenty year petroleum based infrastructure. Our whole lives depend on it.
(00:45):
And hell, it's in everything that road we came in
on the wheels on every car ever made, including yours,
send tennis rackets and lipstick and refrigerators and antihistamines, pretty
much anything plastic, your cell phone case, artificial heart valves,
any kind of clothing that's not made with animal or
plant fibers, soap, hand lotion, garbage bags, fishing boats, you
(01:07):
name it everything, and you know what the kicker is.
We're gonna run out of it before we find it's replacement.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's the thing that's gonna kill us all as a species.
All the thing is going to kill us.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All is running out before we find an alternative. And
believe if Excellon thought them things right there with the future,
they'd be putting them all over the damn place. Getting
oil out of the ground's most dangerous job in the world.
We don't do it because we like it. We do
it because we run out of options. And you're out
here trying to find something to blame for the danger
besides your balls. There ain't nobody to blame but the
(01:43):
demand that we keep pumping it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I need it, I gotta have it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So that is a Hollywood actor, one of the good ones,
I think, explaining to a I mean, it's a TV.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Show, it's called Landman, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Explaining why wind energy is not going to be the
solution to your weather related, inclement weather related problem.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She called it clean energy, and he had to straighten
her out pretty quick on that. And he did explain
to her how big them concrete basis is you ever
take that course in school, I forget what they called
it now, where you had to figure out like the
area of a square, and then geometry the triangle, and
then the real tricky one, the area of a circle.
(02:27):
The teacher kept telling me, if I got it right,
I would get pie. And I never got pie. Not
one time did she bring pie. Billy.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
We've talked about this, you remember every March fourteenth, it's
pie Day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The tricky part of that is, now you got to
figure out the area of a cube. So instead of
the formula for the long way at the cross and
the up and down, then you got to do the
whole because them bases for windmills is big cubes, see,
and it goes, like you said, eight feet down into
the ground as like a third of an acre of concrete.
(03:00):
That's a lot. And then they got to bring the
truck in. How you think they got the truck there? Well,
how they do it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I got a lot of trucks, by the way, probably
a lot of illegal immigrant truck drivers.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Absolutely, but down there, you know it kind of comes
with the tear door.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well it'll happen, right, I think of this next news
story qualifies as irony.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean I think we.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Never know for sure. It's kind of up to you
to decide.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
In coming.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm about to play an audio recording of a siren.
You're not being pulled over.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Unless you are.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Unless you are, you could be. I don't actually know.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's like a file.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, you gotta love. You gotta love a dog who
appreciates irony. A fire chief's dog accidentally ignited a fire
after getting a hold of a lithium ion battery in
the family's home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's why they don't want you to put them on
the airplanes.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, they say they combused. I always wondered if that
was true.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Right, It's always interesting when there's like some middle aged
lady taking all her sage wan's out of her luggage
right before she gets.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
On the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, here's music.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No more, it's not a music show, mister. Oh, we
don't even know the right mate. I put it on.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
The department later clarified that the battery in the videos
was fully charged, unplugged, and not under any recalls, but
it was not storage safely. The dog whose name is Colton,
and Colton is usually a good boy, but he was.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
A little bat it.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What kind of a dog is he? He looks like
a boxer, looks like I don't know. It's a grainy video.
Was able to get the battery break its protective features
by chewing on it and ended up causing a fire.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Worry about that. Also with electrical cords, you know, they're
like the chewing things that are plugged into the wall.
Like that's gonna hurt.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Colton did not suffer any injuries aside from a little
smoke exposure, and only a rug was ruined, so thank
god for that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But ruined it in a lot of different ways he
went with setting it on far see.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's why I recommend oops steam cleaning.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know they won't fix a fire damaged drug though, No,
but the dog urinates on it. Yeah, you gotta the
dog in the video dipping out right when the fire
alarm goes off. It's very funny. Anyway, I hurt his ears.
Calton's okay, that's the important thing. Thanks for the chief
lesson in fire safety, Culton. We appreciate you a little, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
An email about that Robert de Niro character was talking
about earlier because he was funding domestic terror organization heard
of him and don't seem to bother nobody. Matt wrote
in and said, it seems to me de Niro to
be investigated by the police as material support to a
domestic terror organization sounds kind of like the guy who
(05:33):
was recently arrested in Lafayette, Louisiana. He is facing life
in prison. Why is de Niro being treated different? I'm
not sure who he's talking about there, but I'm sure
it is a situation, and I'm sure somebody's going to
look into it, and either they're gonna give de Niro
life or they got to let the other guy go, right.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Rules are rules like to keep it fair, you know. Yeah,
but you know if they were given those two options,
you know, damn well what they would do? Oh let
a dangerous criminal out? Yeah, why not? Sure we were
gonna do that anyway, Probably not really a dangerous criminal.
Welfare recipients are going viral for their freakouts over losing
their food stamps.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There's a video of this online here.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
A plethora of viral videos how much A plethora showing
snap EBT recipients actually threatening violence and or theft if their.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Cards stop working.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
The dirty little secret of Western welfare systems is as folks,
they act as a bribe to keep certain groups acting
civilized because the moment they don't receive it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
They're very angry. Right are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like Jolanda Jones because she's from the hood, you know,
and if she don't get what she likes, she gon't
get the good violent.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yep, Jolanda Jones, Oh zepa, Ayana Presley. I know you
guys resent that. But the Big beautiful Bill passed earlier
this year by Congress and it was signed in a
law by a guy named El Trumpo. It's created new
work requirements for able body to doubts. In order to
continue getting the free stuff from your SNAP and your
EBT benefits, individuals have to work or train at least
twenty hours per week. And that's I know that's what
(07:09):
they think too, that because if they were here, they
would have said that I did it for Yeah. The
ongoing government shutdown may also halt or delay SNAP and
EBT benefits beginning in November, leaving tens of millions without
quote unquote free lunch. The welfare recipients are furious. There's
a lot of videos here I can't play on the
air because people are not speaking in an appropriate manner.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh no, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Watch your dang mouth, you son, Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, that's that's sort of what we meant. Was that
like that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, yeah, I took care of it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, well how came with? Jeffrey says, what your retard of?
What your retard of?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Chucky Schumer soon Mari con Chucky is what you American?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They should stop l Democrats chefdownahre Democrats wipendo anyway, which
is gracias amigos, Wolton M. Johnson.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
If you work at a grocery store and you know
that the food stamps is now working in November, and
you see people stealing and your sledge, you deserve to die.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Good day die.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Wow, these are stitches. Sometimes they die.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The welfare recipients are really violent. Yeah, and the problem
with that is she's also hot. I'm so confused watching.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That, Kenny. You know, if you just spend a little
bit of time with her, you could fix her.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, believe me, I have learned I can fix nobody.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You got to get in on that.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I have taken up abstinence. I'm considering the priesthood. I'm
thinking about getting cannonized. Actually, can I just skip all
that and go right to canonization.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't think you. I think you have to go
through the proper channels. Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, so the Pope is canonizing. I couldn't believe this
was a real thing. A former Satanic priest is among
these seven new saints being canonized by the Pope.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And what you know for our latinos, is it King Charles? No, No,
it's not King Charles. No, Well he's over there. I
thought maybe they were going surprising with it while he
was there. No, that's a totally different kind of Satanic figure.
Locates your point? All right?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
This is for our white listeners in Louisiana and our
brown listeners in Texas.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The rest of you just hang on. It's a Catholic time.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, I got you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Pope Leo the fourteenth Canoni's seven religious figures who were
posthumously boosted to sainthood on Sunday, including a former Satanic
priest turned Catholic legend. Seventy thousand onlookers went to the
Vatican to witness a historic canonization, the second made by
the Pope. He's amazing, He's not even been in office
very long or whatever we call that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
What do we call it? Yeah, in the hat, the
big hat.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, he hadn't worn the hat that long he was.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, he's been there since May right now. Among
the celebrated lineup of figures was a former Satanic priest
named Bartolo Longo, who was an Italian lawyer who found
his way back to Catholicism and even helped found the
Pontifical Shrine of the Blessed Virgin of the Rosary Pompeii. Longo,
who died in nineteen twenty six at age eighty five,
(10:03):
first deviated from the Catholic Church after losing his mother
early in life. He decided to become a Satanist, but
then at some point it occurred to him that Satanism
was fake and gay, so he quit doing it and
he went back to being a Catholic.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh good, welcome back. Got a far walk back. He
just turned around it It's like, oh, it's right there.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah. His departure from Catholicism was short lived.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
He wound up rededicating himself to the Church with a
renewed fervor thanks to his family and a professor at
the University of Naples in Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who good for him Florida, man, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
In Italy anyway, he was getting his law degree.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
And then there's a Naples in Italy now too.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
The copy everything we do, don't Apparently they got a.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Venice there now too.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's not just California, and they you know, they have
canals in the you know Venice, California.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
They built it.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
They have canals to have houses on the and then
at some point the environmentalists hated that and they weren't
allowed to do it anymore, but.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They are still there. Four ones that they started with
are still there.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Florida's like that too.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
When they were first building the coastlines of Florida, the
housing and stuff like that, there were a lot of
little canals. And then at some point environmentalist step because
everybody wanted to be on the water, so entire neighborhoods
would be built so that there'd be all the you know,
the veins or whatever they call it. And then at
some point they said, you know what, you know what,
this is bad for some kind of snail that lives here,
(11:23):
and you can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Probably the green and yellow darter.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh man, those are my favorite snails.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
You gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Absolutely when you see that snail trail, you know you
know where it's going.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Speaking of people copying us, I think people that put
the news out, you know, national internet sites and things,
not like the main networks, although they probably do too.
I think they listened to this show first thing in
the morning, gotta and then they take the things that
we talk about, and then the post them is though
were their own idea. First thing this morning, you guys
(11:55):
were talking about the Democrats being outraged, and then you
could just pick from a dozen different things.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So much to go.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
They are currently outraged. One of the things is Trump
is just taking a wrecking ball to the White House.
He is just destroying our house. It's not your house,
mister Trump. If he's not allowed to do it, then
how is he able.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
To do it?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yet he's doing it. Well, they're outraged over that. And
then you had a list of all the other presidents
for the last one hundred plus years that had done
renovations and add ons to the White House.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
And half to rows of out both roosevelts. One of
them was Barack Obama. One of them was Obama built
a basketball Well, well, CNN, somebody dug it up.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
There's a CNN report from two thousand and ten when
Barack Obama's administration embarked on a three hundred and seventy
six million dollars white house renovation and built a basketball court.
They're building more than that. Okay, where was the Democrat
(13:01):
outrage fifteen years ago? Because CNN's reporter is out there
glowingly reporting about the jack hammering and all the noise,
and it's oh my god. And then they throw it
back to the studio and and I think that's like
Don Lemon and his little coworker there, just beaming with
excitement over all the good things that Barack Obama's up to.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
All Right, So you couldn't criticize Obama because he.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Was because he because his uh you know, because yeah,
because of.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
His condition half white?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah all right, well no, not because he's half white,
but the other the other half, say, yeah, the other uh.
The Mega Million's jack fight has hit six hundred and
eighty million. You guys gotta buy a ticket.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm gonna wait till it gets up to be some
serious money.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You don't make six hundred million, was me.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I forgot that much. But then you go for the
cash option, obviously, because that's the smart play there. Actually
you can get it all at once, and then you
only get like half of it. Then you got to
give the government another half, and then you're out. You
set no money left.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You know what, Maybe around to something there if it's
any of the less than a billion. What's the point
of buying a six dollars lottery ticket.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
But if you're giving away half to the lottery people
and half to the government, as you explained it, then
it doesn't matter how much you win, you still will
end up with nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
See what we told you about doing math on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Antonia, He just will not learn a lesson. You gotta
get rid of me, got to go.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm not even gonna tell you what's going on on
the Hallmark Movie Channel now, mister Kenneth, let's just rude,
all right, fine, you should. Can the Hallmark Channel continue
to come up with great ideas for romantic Halloween movies.
Let's check out the latest movie which you definitely couldn't
have produced completely using AI.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's Hallmark Ween on the Hallmark Channel tonight, Lacey Schabert
is a princess who was turned into a mummy by
an ancient curse.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh I wish I could get dug up by someone
who really digs me.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Tyler Tylerson plays a rugged archaeologist.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
There's nothing I love more than finding old bones. I'm
constantly thinking about boning. Who has awoken me?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh my, I found a mummy.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
For three thousand years, I've been dying for someone to
knock the cobwebs out of me, I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Off of me. Wow, you're scary, scary hot, it's mummy, dearest,
Tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Don't know how to find the Hallmark Channel?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Ask your divorced ant. She knows.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Come on, we have to treat everybody the same, whether
they're Asian or black or regular.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
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