Embarrassing DEI Hire - TUE 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up, white liberal, pretty blonde women saying and doing
stupid things. Anna Kasparian and Olivia Nuzzy. We'll tell you
all about it. Stick around, two different news stories, Muzzy,
Olivia Nuzzy.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh remember you're good. You had to be worried different me.
We was going all terrorist on you again.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
She was the one who sent unsolicited nude photos to
r f K Junior, which, by the way, is illegal
if you repeatedly do that, it's a misdemeanor.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Or to anybody.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, to anybody, okay in our state, it's illegal.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
And get them. Did you get any from her?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, Olivia? Wait wait when you say from her? Who
did you get nude?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's illegal? It's illegal to seventies.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
But who did you get them from?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's illegal to send those photos?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
That's the point. You got something to show us? No,
where's your phone? Can?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Can we stop? Guys? Could we please get into the
news here? Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What else could we be talking about right now? Yeah?
I guess I should get to work. Huh.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's Simon Hilp his birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, yeah, you know who that is? Tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, who is he?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I tell you, but you're gonna forget in five minutes.
But the rest of the listeners want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's Howard Wallowitz from The Big Bank Theory. Of course
I don't. I never got into that show.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Is it good? He's forty five? Now, well, no, it's
not good if you don't watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Jesse Metcalf from Desperate Housewives is forty seven. Remember him
when he was young? Well, yeah, I mean still young
to some people. Maybe you've heard of Trey cool from
Green Day.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Sure, I've heard of Green Miller.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Now I got your attention. No, I mean fifty three.
I mean I know who he is. I don't know
you had my attention before. I just don't know any
of these people.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Jacob Dylan, good old Bob Dylan's son is fifty six.
He's a wallflower, Okay, Kurt Angel I put this in
there for you, guys. I hope you know who that is. Sure,
he's a wrestler, right, Okay, you know fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Everybody knows who he is except for you.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You're the only But I did it for you, and
I got no thanks. What about a pattern about every
now and then? Hunna, I know where it's been Felicity Huffman,
also of Desert Housewives sixty three. Donnie Osmond is sixty eight.
John malcolmck is seventy two. Michael Dorn, who was a
wolf on Star Trek, is seventy three. Warf not wolf,

(02:17):
warf wharf. Okay whatever? Bow Bridges you remember Jeff Bridges.
He has a brother named Bo and he's eighty four.
Today's birthday. Dame Judy Dinch is ninety one. I don't
know what you have to do to become a dame,
but i'd like to I'd like to have that. That'd
be fun.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wait, I think you get that is an honor bestowed
upon you by the King of England, which means in
order to get it you'd have to hang out with
King Charles.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah. I probably don't want it that bad. No longer
with us. But birthday is nonetheless on this date. Kirk
Douglas born on this day, nineteen sixteen. Dick but Kiss
is born on this date. Cuz Butkus, it's a kiss.
But bud Kiss is funnier. No that he didn't like it.
Dick van patten Eate is enough guy born on the

(03:07):
State and Red Fox. Yeah, yeah, Okay, Red Fox from
Sandford and Son.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I like him. I think he's cool. You know
what kil uh was it his uh ex wife or
something like that?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
After all him, he use a fake and a heart
attack on TV. He guess how he died? Uh oh,
to save you from guessing.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, do you think.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
That his.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Proclamation? Do you think that his what do you think
he did that to himself?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know, maybe he talked his brain into giving himself
a heart attack because over all the years of acting, because.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Apparently heart disease is not very common with black men.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, of course not, otherwise, you know, they'd all be
in a statistical group. It's Christmas Card Day today, and
we'll tell you why on this date in history. I
bet I know why. Yeah, I guess we can figure
that out.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, because you give out Christmas cards.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
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your family. Not only is it Christmas card Day, it's
also International Anti Corruption Day.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Looking at you, Somalia. Yeah, yeah, something.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
To think about it, Scott Bessett told him, He said,
you know, Somalians are just gonna have to learn out
to not defraud the American people.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, you're just gonna have to stop at Samalia. Is
there somewhere your economy could survive without stealing from us?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, they all just take a pledge, a pledge never
to be fraudulent on your taxpayers again.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
All right, I got a good one to start us off,
if you guys don't mind.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And it's going to require the right music. Hey, Billy
ed he what on.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
This day in eighteen thirty five, the Texan Army captured
San Antone.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't know why they say it like that.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh, eighteen thirty five the Texan Army campsure San Antonio
is a good day in Texas history for the Texans.
My friends, we took possession of the city. An important
victory for the Republic of Texas. In our war for independence.
We gave a giant middle finger to the Mexicans. We said, hell, no,

(05:21):
we don't want the Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And well didn't they get a little upset about that
and start dishing out some deaths themselves.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well it was all inspired by a lesser known hero
of the founding fathers of Texas. Benjamin rush milem born
in seventeen eighty eight in Frankfurt, Kentucky became a citizen
soldier in Mexico in eighteen twenty four, when newly independent
Mexico was still under a republican constitution. Like many Americans
who immigrated to the Mexican state of Texas, he found
that the government both welcomed and feared the growing number

(05:50):
of Americans and treated them with uneven fairness.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
When he heard in eighteen thirty five that San Antana
had overthrown the Mexican Republican established himself as dictator, he
renounced his Mexican citizenship and joined the ragtag army of
the newly proclaimed independent Republic of Texas.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Santa Na. He's a bad dude man.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Anybody walked down and he was like, up yours, Mexico. Yeah,
and Mexico.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Was like, hey Holmes, why you got to be all
like that? Bro? We got putritos in tequila, and here is.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Where you're going. Where are you taking Texas?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
He's like, I don't want your corn tortillas. I want
a flower tortilla.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Better believe it.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I want cheddar cheese on my tacos. I don't just
want pico de guyo. That's boring.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
It was worth the loss of life, I think to
get us where we are now. Man, you get it
flower tortillas, that's the way to go. Bill Yead you
get me on fish tacos. You know, then you gotta
have corn. But otherwise, or.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Anybody knows that there's a time and a place for crispy.
There's a time and a place for corn. We know
that as long as there's cheese involved by I love
cheese and geese good. I think cheese is gonna make it.
I've noticed it's getting really popular lately. Just this day
in history today in nineteen fifty pro he just skipped
over a Christmas card deck.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh okay, go ahead, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well eighteen forty three, guy over in England, you know,
and have a lot of time left to write his
letters to his friends and family. So he just did
one and mass produced them and sent them out and
it turned into the idea for Christmas cards. Basically, it
was a hallmark holiday even back then.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Wow, he just tore himself out. He did today. In
nineteen fifty, President Truman bands cheese.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, he banned the US export to communist China. It
was a smart idea. Truman was right f China. China
sucks China, asshole.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Remember today is the sixtieth birthday or six no, sixty
fifth birthday for a Charlie Brown Christmas. It premiered in
nineteen sixty five when some of us weren't even alive yet, right, Kimmy.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I mean I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, and yeah, some of us don't make me out
you on the air. Do you guys know I'm gonna
out him right now? Did you know that mister Kenneth
is actually straight? He actually likes.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Poon tang, He's been wining this whole time.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
To your God, that is one of the meanest things
you've ever said about me.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Today in nineteen sixty five, you just did that one today.
In eighteen eighty three, Scarface opened in theaters.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, he usually a lot of My little friend, mister,
I've been meaning to ask you a question about that.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I noticed a lot of black guys like Scarface. They
got Scarface T shirts. They put a Scarface poster in
a frame up on the wall of their condo.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
And have black guys never seen the end of the movie.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh no, they've seen it. Yeah, he doesn't win in
the end. It's a sad story for Scarface. It ain't
about how long you live, how much of years you
put in for your life, and how much life you
put in your years. All right, he lived large, did
he not? We all die, you know, whether you're gonna
die to day or thirty years or now, But you're
gonna live in them thirty years maybe not.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm gonna live a long time.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Man lived it.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He partied hard, bro man. He had that white lady.
You see that white girl he married. No, yeah, that's
Michelle Pfeiffer.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
That was Michelle Pfeiffer's.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's uh yeah, that's white gold baby boy. She looked
really different back then. Yeah, well, something about aging. I
guess she got fat on this day in nineteen ninety two,
Prince Charles, who's now King Uh and Princess Diana announced
their separation, which then led to a divorce four years later.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
You skipped a good one on this day in nineteen
ninety Poland Alecxa new president former Solidary leader Lech Walesa.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now I had important for two reasons.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Number One, Poland is yeah, yeah, yeah, what what about?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I left it for you? Why you disrespected my boy
Letch bro Brot.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Didn't you know that in Poland? I just learned this yesterday,
mister o. Trigger warning, trigger warning. Did you know that
in Poland they have they have a singing contest on
TV where people white people get dressed up in blackface
and pretend yep not, bro I.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Didn't do I didn't make the show. I'm just telling
you about it. Well, I got triggered. You know how
I get when I get triggered, I get it. I'm
against it. By the way, I don't think Polish people
should do that, Okay. Rod Blagoyevitch was arrested on this
day in you know, in Illinois.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
You're missing some good ones.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I know, but I just wanted to get you off
the the topic today.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
In nineteen ninety two, marine storm Mogadishu and some mallya
black hawk down. Oh today in nineteen ninety two, you
already do that today. In two thousand and eight, the
now pardoned Rod Blagogodviitch just kidding, arrested for trying to
sell Obama Senate seat.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's the hardest word, the name that you can actually
pronounce properly.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Rod Blagoyevitch. Well, I sometimes I say it like that
because that's how you spell it. But I remember being
in the newsroom in WLS Studios, very famous radio station
in Chicago, when the news broke. I was a young man.
We were all just sitting there in silence. I was
fresh out of college. It was early, early in the morning,
and all of a shut in some chubby guy with

(10:45):
a scullet and jumps up and he's like, you got.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Rob mcgory, We're.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Got, And you would have thought an earthquake was happening.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Everybody started running in every direction, picking up the phone,
calling to bookcast, trying to get sound bites off the internet.
It was a whi old time at the radio. I
think I actually saw some of those young men lose
their virginity that morning in the radio station. Exciting, it
really was. And there were no girls around, not a one.
It's a radio station, really freaky. It was the newsroom
at a radio station. Why would there be a girl there? Well,

(11:14):
had they lose their virginity then, you know how? That's
what a thought today.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
In twenty twenty fourth, Kenny was there.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Syrian President Bashar Alisad flees to Mexico's rebel troops sweep
through Damascus. May I just opine on that for sixty seconds?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Does it have to be sixty seconds?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'll make it forty five?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay? Go?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Donald Trump had just won the election. Joe Biden's people
knew they had a limited amount of time to spend
as much money in the CIA as they could. Right second,
they just started. That is not no, that is not
There's no way. That's forty five seconds? You were They knew,
they knew that the time well, they knew the clock
was ticking. We have until what is an inauguration day,
January twenty second, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
We got to spend as much money as we can.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And all of a sudden, after all these years at
the CIA and the military industrial complex humping money into Syria,
all of a sudden they overthrew the government and put
the leader of al Qaeda in charge of the country.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
And we're all supposed to pretend like that's a big win.
That's not a win.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Time you did it.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Thanks Donald Trump. Don't trust China. China is ass ho.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
You're listening to the Walt and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It was a mini mug Model D. I know you
want to know? It was an MXR Phase one hundred.
He actually had a really interesting keyboard here, something called
the Vox Humana preset for pads and melodies.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Some people think y'all to say that from maybe that
afternoon show?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What do you think? No?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, no, you guys want to know every time I
play a new wave song from the eighties, you guys
want to know what synth I play? That early drum synth.
It was the star instrument Scenari. That was a really
cool instrument, sharp electronic snare sound.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Are you playing on this though?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I just think it's interesting when.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You said synthesizer that you will play in that you
played and that this is it. I do you own this?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
So?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I do have a Model D in case you're wandering.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Plays along with it, kind of like when you go
to karaoke bars. He's a karaoke synthesizer.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I like karaoke. It's fun. We do karaoke at my
house every.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Christmas with your synth, with your voice. Now we use
YouTube mostly. Leonardo DiCaprio has been named Entertainer of the Year.
It's a very prestigious award from Oh Time magazine. Never mind.
Leonardo shares his philosophy on how to keep people from

(13:32):
getting tired of you.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I agree, Time magazine is garbage. Did you know they
once gave an award to Adolf Hitler. Do you know
what his philosophy was? Yes, scientology. No, that's Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Oh my bad. Who are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
See? See, this is what it's like. I come to
work here and I'm constantly disrespected by the people who
are supposed to be the most respectful to me. All right,
why are we supposed to be respectful? I'll get that.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I agree you to do it. When have we
ever been respectful to each other? That's news to If
we were all nice and polite and fluffy, this show
would probably be boring. All right, Go ahead, mister Kenneth,
you start again. What's this about? What Warner Brothers Movie
of the year or something.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Leonardo DiCaprio, that guy that got raped by a buyer.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I thought you said it was Tom Cruise, Yes, I did, Okay,
what about him?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Third base time out?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Have you guys heard the audio yesterday of Katanji during
the Supreme Court hearing. I want to hear it getting
really confused about how the yesterday.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
She doesn't know much about the law. Bro she is,
straight up. I mean, this is I knew, we knew
she was a DEI higher. But this goes above and beyond.
Say you want to ignorant.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Ignorant for sure, I would actually use the word retarded.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
But I wouldn't want to offend people with disabilities because
they're probably smarter than her.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
All right, says a lot of you guys. Know.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Supreme Court is deciding if the president can fire
whoever he wants. If he can't fire whoever he wants,
then I've got to ask, how do these people get fired?
You can't just have a job forever in the government.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, but they do.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
They're like no, no, no, fourth branch of government, that's
what we want. Yesterday, Katanji Brown made this really stupid
argument over whether or not the president could fire people,
basically just saying, look, you.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Know, you can't just fire people that I like. I mean,
I like them.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Some issues, some matter, some areas should be handled in
this way by non partisan experts. That Congress is saying
that expertise matters with respect to aspects of the economy
and transportation and the various independent agencies that we.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Have should be But these are jobs that are part
of the executive branch. Real quick, Billy d who's in
charge of the executive branch? Me, real quick, mister Ketdeth,
who's in charge of the executive branch.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's we the people, and I'm part of the people.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Right the president opens didn't thank you, mister Keatith the kids.
She's like, oh, you know, we need non parties and experts,
which she means when she says that is people they
can't be fired by Donald Trump. Now do you think
she'd be making the same argument if Joe Biden was
president and he was trying to fire some RFK junior holdover.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't think so, not in a million years. It's
also nice that she's got a job she can't be
fired from, even by the president.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
But for the record, that was what the constitution said.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Right, she's supposed to have that job sort of, I
mean her, but you know somebody, I mean, they openly
admitted she only got the job because she's a black lady,
not because she's a good judge.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And it wouldn't you be wouldn't that be humiliating if
someone walked in here right now they said, we're gonna
hire you only because you're gay?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Would you want the job?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
How much does it pay? I don't know what is
the Supreme Court justice? Like probably two hundred something a year.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Let's get to go on, like you know, trips and
new speaking engagements and people that eat for free at
restaurants and stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Three hundred and twelve thousand dollars annually.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
And you cut the line at Disney, Well take that,
Oh that's the chief justice.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
You'd get two ninety eight. You're not gonna be the
chief Let's they're not gonna let a homosexual be in
charge of the whole Supreme Court.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That would be crazy, I mean, putt it now. But
they're not gonna go crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Isn't it gay enough as it is? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
You just line you all up and slap all your
faces at one time, just just like that. That's what
I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm just saying, you know, a gay guy gets a job,
he doesn't get to be the boss would be insane.
We have fun, though, don't we do? Anyway? Leonardo DiCaprio,
what was he? He's a Supreme Court justice now or something?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yes, just given the job by Trump. They're they're gonna
have eleven of them now?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
How many are there before?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Uh? Four?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Why are you doing this? Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
My favorite angry black women now is Tish Hymen from
Gold's Gym. She is crushing it. We have finally found
a reason to celebrate loud, angry black women, and it's
Tish Hymen getting mad about the gym.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
She's still going off, so you that niked dude.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
There is nobody. There are no angry, loud black women.
I enjoy more than the black lesbian who got mad
at Gold's gym when she saw a dude's penis in
the locker room. Tish Hyman grilled Congressman Roe Conna or
Congresswoman nobody knows to face to his face on supporting
men in women's bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I got a little audio of it if you'd like
to have.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Warning about hypothe chips.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I appreciate your speaking out, and I appreciate your sharing
your concern about us saying.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
All right, this part of it sucked because Rocanna was
just like.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me me me, And
then and then Tish Hyman was like, I'm not having it.
Get out of here. We don't want dudes in the bathroom,
you creepy weirdo. Any guy out here that's advocating for
dudes in the women's bathroom is sus.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
He's what sus?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I know what it means.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's a guy that probably wants to go in the
women's bathroom. Stay out of the women's bathroom, you creepy
weird I don't wonder what's up with that bro. He
ain't much of a man, is he? No, not even
a little Well look at him, dude. I bet that
guy doesn't even squat.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I squatted over three hundred pounds the other day. I
looked it up yesterday. Less than point five percent of society.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Can do that. Wow, aren't you special?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I mean, obviously I am.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm more special than ninety five way ninety nine point
five percent of society.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
A matter of fact, I'm having you a T shirt
made up that says I'm special.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Why is it? And it has a lisp like that.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna misspell it on purpose because you are special.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
How do you put a lisp on a T shirt?
Mister Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Aren't men supposed to marry women?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
No, no, that's just all of human history except for
the last five months. Walton and Johnson Radio Network