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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bro, I would knock it on a plane.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
If the terminal was named after Shila Jackson Lee, that
has got to be a dark, evil, satanic omen you
uh so racist?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You won't fly out a she Jack terminal?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm so cautious about my safety. Can they just change
terminally eat eternal?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
She?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I think that that's kind of what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, Nollie, you don't have to take all the other
letters down. You can just add to S and an
H and then if you want to put the the
jack on there, go ahead and jacket too.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm sorry what she Jack?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I thought you meant something else.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, she Jack, it's Holy Thursday, so let's quickly change
the subject.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Leave moly.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Donald Trump spoke about Easter weekend yesterday, and you know
it's history, rich history in the United States with the
Christian values, and.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
As we gather with family and friends, will not forget
the true source of our joy and our strength. America
has put our trust in God. It will always be
in God. We trust. We will never change that.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know, there's a movement to chase it will not happen.
We won't let that happen.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Can you imagine a movement to change that. Robert, you're
not happy about that when you hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Look at him, he's getting angry.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Or we can get angry too, can't We have? No,
it's never gonna change, and with God's help, we can
overcome every challenge, triumph over every evil, and restore the
spirit of faith in the United States for generations to come.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Dude, he's he is quite good at ad libbing.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He'll step away from the speech and just redress the
people in the room.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's a skill.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I can't help but notice the last guy that
was president couldn't even seem to find his way out
of the room, much less adliber who the.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
People were in the audience either. Also, I noticed his
ear looked like it healed up nicely.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, you know, fake assassination in audience.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's true, it never happened in the first place. That's
what we're hearing now.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yesterday Franklin Graham delivered the Easter. You know who that is, Yeah,
Franklin Graham. He's a religious who, Reverend Graham probably, Yeah,
very much. Franklin Graham is from Franklin. Billy Graham was
his father. You had, but I don't know a lot
about it, you know, because.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And you call yourself Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well they're uh, well those are evangelists. We're Catholics.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
A Catholic.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm not the same kind of things that you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Think you're better than the rest of us. Huh yeah,
yeah I do. Yeah, our church is way better. You
guys all copied your church after our.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Church a car?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Has your church got a kick ass band? Yeah, it's
called a choir and an organ? You've you rock out
to a choir in an organ?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What is your church?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Have a drum solo and a DJ and a bookstore
and a bagel bar.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Look, our coffee shop has whole milk. It's unpasteurized as
long as oat milk. That's just too much. We're involved
in spiritual warfare and you guys are putting oat milk
and your cappuccinos over there.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh I'm sorry, you got a cute little coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'll bet your choir don't don't act nothing like a
choir at the church where I went one time.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, it does act nothing like that, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, no tear drop tattoos, none of that.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I know. That's where Whitney Houston come from. She come
up in them choirs and church brought it all the
way to the top.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Catholic churches have plenty of black people, but they're usually Nigerian.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've not really, Yeah, I know a lot of nice
urch You do have.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
A Nigerian connection that I just I can't understand. But
that's your thing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Mister Kenneth. Why are your friends all kissing each other?
Mister Kenneth, why are your friends the men they kiss
each other?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why they do?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Believe me, there's Nigerian men that do that too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, there's no.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Leave if you think they have gay Nigerians. You don't
know Nigerians. Yeah, I believe that you ever met a
gay Nigerian billy?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I know?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Mean either, That's how I know they don't exist, of
course not. And I've never seen Avatar, so I'm pretty
sure that's not even a movie.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, never read one Harry Potter book Happy.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The Day before Good Friday, Holy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's called Holy Thursday.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, fine, I'm just asking. I didn't name it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'm at a point now with my Catholicism where anytime
anything weird happens to me, I just assume it was
the Righteous hand of God. I'm going to confession today,
I'm going to Mass.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What do you have to confess? What have you done?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, you know, lustfulness. I think probably you lust in
your heart. I think you lusted in your bedroom, did
you not? I mean a little from calum a, a little
from Columby. But God, that's the great thing God forgives.
Tell the priest about that. Do you have to be
sure he knows that you're talking about a woman? You know,
because you know they're funny that way, Billy, I mean heard.
(04:43):
I never did none of that myself. Well, going to
confession in a Catholic church it's a lot like going
to the dentist. You're supposed to do it once every
six months or so. And it is a little bit
like going to therapy. Because way before Freud came up
with this whole sitting on a couch and talking about
your problem things, that the Catholics were doing it. Yeah,
I did it for free at the Catholic church, although
they would like you to pay a little something.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You ever act donation, you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Ever accidentally sin like you didn't realize you and then
you do. I had a thing recently where I put
my hand on a Bible and I swore something was
true because I I really thought it was true, like
my heart, you believed it, and then afterwards I realized
it probably wasn't. And now I've been sworn on the
Bible though, right, Well, that's it. Hell, I know there's
(05:27):
no trub Hell I knew Bill. Yeah, it's all I
can think about today. Not if you confessed as the
end and it's washed away, all right, And it's a
very embarrassing thing to be wrong about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
A washing seals away. You've heard that in the song
you'll sing that song at y'all church has amazed he washed, you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Know, like that, Yeah, but we sing it in Latin,
so oh yeah, you know it sounds better that way.
But you know, for those that wonder out there, if
you are a Catholic and you know you made a mistake,
and you know the the Catholic Church emphasizes that God's
mercy is infinite through sacrament of reconciliation.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You know, imagine when when you come to the church
at there's confession time. I met the priest fight over
who get to confess? You you know, Dude's like, no,
I got this. When I got to this ac Kenny
coming down. I got this. He'd get in there and
he's like, so what do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
My son?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Is that what they say?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Father?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So you start telling him about you know, all the
girls you met online, uh Dayton and all that kind
of stuff. That priest is probably like, lean and into
the screen a little bit, and then what happened? And
then what happened that? How'd that go for you?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah? How did you know that happened to me?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You gotta you gotta give him a little something to
keep the interest up. You know, even the priests got
a short attention span these days, probably on his phone
while you while you confessing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When I was giving confession, I think I'm told it
was the only time the priest fell out of his chair.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was like, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
There?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You see a little light glowing through the screen while
you're confessing.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, they got to They got one where you can
be seen and one where you can't be seen. And
I'm not usually ashamed to admit what I've done wrong.
Of course, none of them are violent crimes, so I
don't feel like any of it could be used against
me in court.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, I have wondering they're expecting to go to court
at some point though over this, No, I mean none
of it was illly. You made plans ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm saying that it wasn't stuff I was worried about
being used against me in court because it wasn't illegal.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Do you ever do anything in your home that you
worry about that might cause you a horrible injury or death?
And then you realize that if you died at this
exact moment in your home, that somebody eventually is going
to come in, you know, the police or family member
or somebody. They'll have to break the door down if
they have to. They're going to come in, and they're
(07:31):
going to see how you were living. Is your apartment neat, clean, tidy,
or is it something you'd be proud for strangers or
other family members to see when they come to look
for you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It is. I am very proud of how my condo looks.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, it dawned on me yesterday when I saw the
photos from Gene Hackman's house, that people don't think ahead about,
maybe just suddenly accidentally or whatever, dying in their homes.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Boxes of adult typers, that sort of.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy, and they're partially mummified
remains at least discovered that they're four million dollar home
outside of Santa Fe. Well the estate and I don't
know if that's the kids or you know, a lawyer,
but somebody at the estate was trying to keep the
(08:23):
photographs out of the press because when the police came in,
they had body cams and there was all this stuff
going on. It turns out the pictures made it to
the internet. Now, and you know what a hoarder is.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You've been inside of a hoarder's house. It's scary.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Most people have one, and if you have a big family,
there's usually one, or your family member has a friend
who's a hoarder.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
The extent of the squalor that this millionaire and his
wife we're living in is just, oh, it's unnerving. They
said that he probably died of there's a way they
see it. Probably died of a heart attack within a
week or so of her dying of huntavirus, a disease
(09:08):
spread by rats, and the public health department there in
New Mexico says that there were numerous rat nests in
the home, but they wouldn't even have noticed them. Every
level surface of the home was just filled with crap,
including in the kitchen, where there was just open containers
(09:29):
of food that was molding. There was fruit that maybe
you've been fresh at one point, laying on a tray.
The bathtub was you couldn't see the bathtub. It was
overrun with just piles of boxes and packages and different
things that every flat surface was just loaded up with
(09:50):
just they were living like that, okay, but nobody seemed
to ever check on them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Here's my question, what did the house look like before
she died? Is it possible that a lot of that
squalor just appeared there because of an elderly happened?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
This is her vanity in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wow, No, that's from her. That's not from him.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
No, no, no, that's that's how she lived. He was too
old and decrepit to really, you know, have a say
so as to how they lived at that point. There's okay,
there's the dog's cage. Look at you can't even find
the dog's cage. It's covered up with more crap.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Every picture is just more and more scenes of a
hoarder's paradise. I went into a woman's house once years ago,
did not know she was a hoarder, and there was
a trail. You had to follow a trail through the
house from the kitchen around the corner into the living
room dining room area. It was about two feet wide
(10:46):
and you had to just kind of make your way through.
Everything else was stacked as high as your head with
unopened packages of sheets from Mathy's or Dillard's or somewhere.
She just bought stuff, brought it home and then never
even open stuff. And that's just the mindset of people
like that is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, mister, that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Didn't you say you had a story about a woman
who was a hoarder?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Almost similar?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Say this calls for action and now nip it in
the bud. First sign of youngster's going wrong, You got
to nip it in the bud.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Nipp it.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Doesn't it sound like the bark is not on beat?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh yeah, I noticed that first thing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That bothers a crap out of mek it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
We can't have something bothering Keenny.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Sorry, Patty Page, you're not on the show today.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But okay, So mother Jones is a weird liberal news
outlet that in the past I think has actually published
articles about how we're being unfair to pedophiles. They're not monsters.
It's that kind of a website, you know. Mother Jones
far left blog. They published an article from fellow progressive
news outlet The Guardian over the weekend and it argued
(11:59):
that there is something that is terrible for the environment
and must go away, and that's something the dogs is
Gene Hackneys dogs.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, well, Gene already Well he didn't but his wife
took care of that dog. They came home from a
vet appointment, put the dog in their crate and then
she got the hunt of virus and died. And he
didn't take his heart medication, I guess because she didn't
give it to him, because she died, and then he died,
and the dog died because it was stuck in its crate.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And you thought that was sad, but thanks to Mother
Jones and The Guardian, we know it's actually a good thing.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was actually very ecological to have them all die,
especially the dog.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
About it? How you figured it out?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So, according to the Guardian and Mother Jones, dogs have
an I quote extensive and multifarious environmental impacts. Say what
they disturbed the wildlife, they pollute waterways, climate change, they
contribute to carbon emissions.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, dogs calls climate change.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They pinpointed how canines are disturbing native wildlife, particularly shorebirds.
And Australian review of existing study he's published in Pacific
Conservation Biology. Isn't that your favorite environmental journal?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Of course? Yeah, you guys love that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
They analyzed dog attacks on other animals and they found
that that may account for the colony collapse of little
penguins in Tasmania. But hear me out though, all of
those penguins were a holes. Yeah, you know how penguins are. God,
I hate penguins. I don't like penguins. I don't like
people that like penguins. I don't like things that remind
me of penguins. I don't even like Batman's that villain
(13:29):
that Batman had to deal with. What is it called
the Riddler? Anyway, Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital found that mortality
was highest after dog attacks apparently, and so anyway, the
point they're getting at here is kill your dog.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's what they want you.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's pretty much the bottom line is where do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You hate the Earth? No? No, okay, hang on a
second here, aren't dogs on Earth naturally?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, Americans and humans and people in Europe. You guys
are breeding too many dogs. You guys think your dogs
are more important than this endangered smelt.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's great of all thought. It was so funny that
there's an entire group of people in this country that
think that people shouldn't exist, right, But they're not committing
suicide or killing each other off? Are they? If they
got a big group together and they all agree we
should all die, well in the start killing each other off.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I find the fact that Canada, and you know, some
of these countries I think, like Norway and Sweden, don't
they have suicide pods there? I know some of those
countries in Scandinavia certainly do. If you believe if you're
an environmentalist who believes that humans should not exist on
planet Earth because of the environmental damage you're doing.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
While I'm personally against suicide, I find it to be disturbing.
I want you to have the right to choose go
for it. Maybe we should fly them all to Canada.
Isn't it weird now that Canada is like a dark,
scary place you wouldn't want to go to, always has been.
And Australia. I can't stand Australians. The twenty twenty study
found dry pet food industry had an environmental footprint that
is around twice the land area of the UK.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, they just make crap up with greenhouse gas emissions
equivalent to the sixtieth highest emitting country.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
What if you want to have a dog, you need
to move to Greenland. Everybody that wants to keep a
dog move to Greenland. And I think we can just
take it over by over populating it with Americans and
their dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now I have a theory about all this, right, I
know this article sounds really bad. They hate dogs, they
want to kill all the dogs. Is it possible this
article in Mother Jones and The Guardian and the Australian Environment.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Is it possible?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Is it possible it was written by a cat?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh? Absolutely, cat lady or cat lady. Yeah that's right,
you damn cats and a.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Cat lady with like, you know, six seven eight cats.
Yeah that's not normal, is it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Taylor Swift now has a line of sweaters you can
buy and I'm pretty sure they're made out of cat hair.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't know, but I kind of know, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
But not cat skins, just the hair. You know, you
can shave your Wait a second, are we talking about
the same thing here? But if you skinned it, the
cat wouldn't live. So Taylor's probably just saying, if you
want a cat hair sweater like I've got no shave,
you're kiddy, and then use.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That hair, you know what. All I'm saying, you ought
to stop saying that. Yeah, I don't think you know
what you're saying, mister Kenneth. Maybe in your community that
means something else than what it means in our community.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, actually, I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No. You have two options.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Option A is to stay with your wife or the
rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Option B B b B.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I choose B Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Bro, I would knock it on a plane.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
If the terminal was named after Shila Jackson Lee, that
has got to be a dark, evil, satanic omen you
uh so racist?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You won't fly out a she Jack terminal?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm so cautious about my safety. Can they just change
terminally eat eternal?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
She?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I think that that's kind of what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, Nollie, you don't have to take all the other
letters down. You can just add to S and an
H and then if you want to put the the
jack on there, go ahead and jacket too.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm sorry what she Jack?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I thought you meant something else.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, she Jack, it's Holy Thursday, so let's quickly change
the subject.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Leave moly.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Donald Trump spoke about Easter weekend yesterday, and you know
it's history, rich history in the United States with the
Christian values, and.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
As we gather with family and friends, will not forget
the true source of our joy and our strength. America
has put our trust in God. It will always be
in God. We trust. We will never change that.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know, there's a movement to chase it will not happen.
We won't let that happen.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Can you imagine a movement to change that. Robert, you're
not happy about that when you hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Look at him, he's getting angry.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Or we can get angry too, can't We have? No,
it's never gonna change, and with God's help, we can
overcome every challenge, triumph over every evil, and restore the
spirit of faith in the United States for generations to come.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Dude, he's he is quite good at ad libbing.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He'll step away from the speech and just redress the
people in the room.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's a skill.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I can't help but notice the last guy that
was president couldn't even seem to find his way out
of the room, much less adliber who the.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
People were in the audience either. Also, I noticed his
ear looked like it healed up nicely.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, you know, fake assassination in audience.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's true, it never happened in the first place. That's
what we're hearing now.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yesterday Franklin Graham delivered the Easter. You know who that is, Yeah,
Franklin Graham. He's a religious who, Reverend Graham probably, Yeah,
very much. Franklin Graham is from Franklin. Billy Graham was
his father. You had, but I don't know a lot
about it, you know, because.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And you call yourself Christian.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well they're uh, well those are evangelists. We're Catholics.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
A Catholic.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm not the same kind of things that you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Think you're better than the rest of us. Huh yeah,
yeah I do. Yeah, our church is way better. You
guys all copied your church after our.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Church a car?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Has your church got a kick ass band? Yeah, it's
called a choir and an organ? You've you rock out
to a choir in an organ?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What is your church?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Have a drum solo and a DJ and a bookstore
and a bagel bar.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Look, our coffee shop has whole milk. It's unpasteurized as
long as oat milk. That's just too much. We're involved
in spiritual warfare and you guys are putting oat milk
and your cappuccinos over there.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh I'm sorry, you got a cute little coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'll bet your choir don't don't act nothing like a
choir at the church where I went one time.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, it does act nothing like that, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, no tear drop tattoos, none of that.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I know. That's where Whitney Houston come from. She come
up in them choirs and church brought it all the
way to the top.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Catholic churches have plenty of black people, but they're usually Nigerian.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've not really, Yeah, I know a lot of nice
urch You do have.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
A Nigerian connection that I just I can't understand. But
that's your thing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Mister Kenneth. Why are your friends all kissing each other?
Mister Kenneth, why are your friends the men they kiss
each other?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why they do?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Believe me, there's Nigerian men that do that too.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, there's no.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Leave if you think they have gay Nigerians. You don't
know Nigerians. Yeah, I believe that you ever met a
gay Nigerian billy?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I know?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Mean either, That's how I know they don't exist, of
course not. And I've never seen Avatar, so I'm pretty
sure that's not even a movie.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, never read one Harry Potter book Happy.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The Day before Good Friday, Holy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's called Holy Thursday.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, fine, I'm just asking. I didn't name it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'm at a point now with my Catholicism where anytime
anything weird happens to me, I just assume it was
the Righteous hand of God. I'm going to confession today,
I'm going to Mass.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What do you have to confess? What have you done?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, you know, lustfulness. I think probably you lust in
your heart. I think you lusted in your bedroom, did
you not? I mean a little from calum a, a little
from Columby. But God, that's the great thing God forgives.
Tell the priest about that. Do you have to be
sure he knows that you're talking about a woman? You know,
because you know they're funny that way, Billy, I mean heard.
(04:43):
I never did none of that myself. Well, going to
confession in a Catholic church it's a lot like going
to the dentist. You're supposed to do it once every
six months or so. And it is a little bit
like going to therapy. Because way before Freud came up
with this whole sitting on a couch and talking about
your problem things, that the Catholics were doing it. Yeah,
I did it for free at the Catholic church, although
they would like you to pay a little something.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You ever act donation, you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Ever accidentally sin like you didn't realize you and then
you do. I had a thing recently where I put
my hand on a Bible and I swore something was
true because I I really thought it was true, like
my heart, you believed it, and then afterwards I realized
it probably wasn't. And now I've been sworn on the
Bible though, right, Well, that's it. Hell, I know there's
(05:27):
no trub Hell I knew Bill. Yeah, it's all I
can think about today. Not if you confessed as the
end and it's washed away, all right, And it's a
very embarrassing thing to be wrong about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
A washing seals away. You've heard that in the song
you'll sing that song at y'all church has amazed he washed, you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Know, like that, Yeah, but we sing it in Latin,
so oh yeah, you know it sounds better that way.
But you know, for those that wonder out there, if
you are a Catholic and you know you made a mistake,
and you know the the Catholic Church emphasizes that God's
mercy is infinite through sacrament of reconciliation.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You know, imagine when when you come to the church
at there's confession time. I met the priest fight over
who get to confess? You you know, Dude's like, no,
I got this. When I got to this ac Kenny
coming down. I got this. He'd get in there and
he's like, so what do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
My son?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Is that what they say?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Father?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
So you start telling him about you know, all the
girls you met online, uh Dayton and all that kind
of stuff. That priest is probably like, lean and into
the screen a little bit, and then what happened? And
then what happened that? How'd that go for you?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah? How did you know that happened to me?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You gotta you gotta give him a little something to
keep the interest up. You know, even the priests got
a short attention span these days, probably on his phone
while you while you confessing.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When I was giving confession, I think I'm told it
was the only time the priest fell out of his chair.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was like, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
There?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You see a little light glowing through the screen while
you're confessing.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, they got to They got one where you can
be seen and one where you can't be seen. And
I'm not usually ashamed to admit what I've done wrong.
Of course, none of them are violent crimes, so I
don't feel like any of it could be used against
me in court.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, I have wondering they're expecting to go to court
at some point though over this, No, I mean none
of it was illly. You made plans ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm saying that it wasn't stuff I was worried about
being used against me in court because it wasn't illegal.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Do you ever do anything in your home that you
worry about that might cause you a horrible injury or death?
And then you realize that if you died at this
exact moment in your home, that somebody eventually is going
to come in, you know, the police or family member
or somebody. They'll have to break the door down if
they have to. They're going to come in, and they're
(07:31):
going to see how you were living. Is your apartment neat, clean, tidy,
or is it something you'd be proud for strangers or
other family members to see when they come to look
for you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It is. I am very proud of how my condo looks.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, it dawned on me yesterday when I saw the
photos from Gene Hackman's house, that people don't think ahead about,
maybe just suddenly accidentally or whatever, dying in their homes.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Boxes of adult typers, that sort of.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy, and they're partially mummified
remains at least discovered that they're four million dollar home
outside of Santa Fe. Well the estate and I don't
know if that's the kids or you know, a lawyer,
but somebody at the estate was trying to keep the
(08:23):
photographs out of the press because when the police came in,
they had body cams and there was all this stuff
going on. It turns out the pictures made it to
the internet. Now, and you know what a hoarder is.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You've been inside of a hoarder's house. It's scary.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Most people have one, and if you have a big family,
there's usually one, or your family member has a friend
who's a hoarder.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
The extent of the squalor that this millionaire and his
wife we're living in is just, oh, it's unnerving. They
said that he probably died of there's a way they
see it. Probably died of a heart attack within a
week or so of her dying of huntavirus, a disease
(09:08):
spread by rats, and the public health department there in
New Mexico says that there were numerous rat nests in
the home, but they wouldn't even have noticed them. Every
level surface of the home was just filled with crap,
including in the kitchen, where there was just open containers
(09:29):
of food that was molding. There was fruit that maybe
you've been fresh at one point, laying on a tray.
The bathtub was you couldn't see the bathtub. It was
overrun with just piles of boxes and packages and different
things that every flat surface was just loaded up with
(09:50):
just they were living like that, okay, but nobody seemed
to ever check on them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Here's my question, what did the house look like before
she died? Is it possible that a lot of that
squalor just appeared there because of an elderly happened?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
This is her vanity in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wow, No, that's from her. That's not from him.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
No, no, no, that's that's how she lived. He was too
old and decrepit to really, you know, have a say
so as to how they lived at that point. There's okay,
there's the dog's cage. Look at you can't even find
the dog's cage. It's covered up with more crap.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Every picture is just more and more scenes of a
hoarder's paradise. I went into a woman's house once years ago,
did not know she was a hoarder, and there was
a trail. You had to follow a trail through the
house from the kitchen around the corner into the living
room dining room area. It was about two feet wide
(10:46):
and you had to just kind of make your way through.
Everything else was stacked as high as your head with
unopened packages of sheets from Mathy's or Dillard's or somewhere.
She just bought stuff, brought it home and then never
even open stuff. And that's just the mindset of people
like that is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, mister, that reminds me.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Didn't you say you had a story about a woman
who was a hoarder?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Almost similar?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Say this calls for action and now nip it in
the bud. First sign of youngster's going wrong, You got
to nip it in the bud.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Nipp it.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Doesn't it sound like the bark is not on beat?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh yeah, I noticed that first thing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That bothers a crap out of mek it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
We can't have something bothering Keenny.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Sorry, Patty Page, you're not on the show today.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But okay, So mother Jones is a weird liberal news
outlet that in the past I think has actually published
articles about how we're being unfair to pedophiles. They're not monsters.
It's that kind of a website, you know. Mother Jones
far left blog. They published an article from fellow progressive
news outlet The Guardian over the weekend and it argued
(11:59):
that there is something that is terrible for the environment
and must go away, and that's something the dogs is
Gene Hackneys dogs.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, well, Gene already Well he didn't but his wife
took care of that dog. They came home from a
vet appointment, put the dog in their crate and then
she got the hunt of virus and died. And he
didn't take his heart medication, I guess because she didn't
give it to him, because she died, and then he died,
and the dog died because it was stuck in its crate.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And you thought that was sad, but thanks to Mother
Jones and The Guardian, we know it's actually a good thing.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was actually very ecological to have them all die,
especially the dog.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
About it? How you figured it out?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So, according to the Guardian and Mother Jones, dogs have
an I quote extensive and multifarious environmental impacts. Say what
they disturbed the wildlife, they pollute waterways, climate change, they
contribute to carbon emissions.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, dogs calls climate change.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They pinpointed how canines are disturbing native wildlife, particularly shorebirds.
And Australian review of existing study he's published in Pacific
Conservation Biology. Isn't that your favorite environmental journal?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Of course? Yeah, you guys love that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
They analyzed dog attacks on other animals and they found
that that may account for the colony collapse of little
penguins in Tasmania. But hear me out though, all of
those penguins were a holes. Yeah, you know how penguins are. God,
I hate penguins. I don't like penguins. I don't like
people that like penguins. I don't like things that remind
me of penguins. I don't even like Batman's that villain
(13:29):
that Batman had to deal with. What is it called
the Riddler? Anyway, Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital found that mortality
was highest after dog attacks apparently, and so anyway, the
point they're getting at here is kill your dog.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's what they want you.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's pretty much the bottom line is where do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You hate the Earth? No? No, okay, hang on a
second here, aren't dogs on Earth naturally?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, Americans and humans and people in Europe. You guys
are breeding too many dogs. You guys think your dogs
are more important than this endangered smelt.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's great of all thought. It was so funny that
there's an entire group of people in this country that
think that people shouldn't exist, right, But they're not committing
suicide or killing each other off? Are they? If they
got a big group together and they all agree we
should all die, well in the start killing each other off.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I find the fact that Canada, and you know, some
of these countries I think, like Norway and Sweden, don't
they have suicide pods there? I know some of those
countries in Scandinavia certainly do. If you believe if you're
an environmentalist who believes that humans should not exist on
planet Earth because of the environmental damage you're doing.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
While I'm personally against suicide, I find it to be disturbing.
I want you to have the right to choose go
for it. Maybe we should fly them all to Canada.
Isn't it weird now that Canada is like a dark,
scary place you wouldn't want to go to, always has been.
And Australia. I can't stand Australians. The twenty twenty study
found dry pet food industry had an environmental footprint that
is around twice the land area of the UK.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, they just make crap up with greenhouse gas emissions
equivalent to the sixtieth highest emitting country.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
What if you want to have a dog, you need
to move to Greenland. Everybody that wants to keep a
dog move to Greenland. And I think we can just
take it over by over populating it with Americans and
their dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now I have a theory about all this, right, I
know this article sounds really bad. They hate dogs, they
want to kill all the dogs. Is it possible this
article in Mother Jones and The Guardian and the Australian Environment.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Is it possible?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Is it possible it was written by a cat?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh? Absolutely, cat lady or cat lady. Yeah that's right,
you damn cats and a.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Cat lady with like, you know, six seven eight cats.
Yeah that's not normal, is it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Taylor Swift now has a line of sweaters you can
buy and I'm pretty sure they're made out of cat hair.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't know, but I kind of know, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
But not cat skins, just the hair. You know, you
can shave your Wait a second, are we talking about
the same thing here? But if you skinned it, the
cat wouldn't live. So Taylor's probably just saying, if you
want a cat hair sweater like I've got no shave,
you're kiddy, and then use.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That hair, you know what. All I'm saying, you ought
to stop saying that. Yeah, I don't think you know
what you're saying, mister Kenneth. Maybe in your community that
means something else than what it means in our community.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, actually, I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No. You have two options.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Option A is to stay with your wife or the
rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Option B B b B.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I choose B Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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