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Speaker 3 (00:00):
Still with us.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
If people are offended by anything and everything. Now, the
offense industry is powerful and they're not going away.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
They won't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They won't go if we lose the midterms next year,
can I still say retard or is that over?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's why your vote counts so much. You've got to
consider the consequences of your vote. Yeah, we need it,
We gotta. We got to keep this rolling, and I'm
not sure we will.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Guy named Sam emailed a few minutes ago. Now, Sam
says he listens every day. Such, Sam listens every day,
has for years. He should know better than to suggest
that we would mention him just because it's his birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh yeah, we don't do birthday shoutouts. Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I mean, I'm sure you're a cool guy. You probably
listen in a long time. We want you to have
a happy birthday, Sam. You know, he admits it right
out here. I'm not famous, but today's my birthday. Long
time listener. Well, then, Sam, Samuel Woodward should know better.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, Samuel Woodward, listen.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If you were famous, we'd be going on on about
what a cool guy you are, how incredible and amazing
your contributions have been in your respected industry, and how
much people in your community and family probably adore and
admire you and could have done all that, but but yeah,
we can't stay I do that two three minutes just
talking about Sam Woodward on this nationally syndicated radio show.
Hey guys, what are you guys talking about this guy
(01:19):
Sam Woodward? Today's birthday, But unfortunately we don't want to
have time to give him a birthday shout out. Oh
silly boy, don't know the rules? Huh right exactly? I mean,
you're the birthdays are basically about what about if we
wanted to break the rules? We made the rules? Can
can't we break the rules if we feel like it. Hypothetically,
if we were to break the rules, it'd be something like, happy.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Birthday, Sam Woodward, What a cool guy you are?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
They if we do that, then everybody that's having a
birthday to day, and there's probably two or three more.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Uh, they're gonna like, mobile about me? Yeah, we can't
do what about me?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So that's the problem with Sam Woodword, I said, So
that's the why the rules in place.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, we have a million listeners, We've only got three
hundred and sixty five days a year. So we can't
just keep going on and on about how it's Sam
Woodward's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What if I shopped around the country until I found
a judge somewhere that is in power that I could
have rule that says, you guys were never legally appointed rule.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Makers in the first place.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, it's funny you bring that up because Donald
Trump issued a pardon and a judge has already overruled.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The part of course he has judges are now running
the country is as president unelected presidents.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, this was a big deal.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Donald Trump issued a pardon, a very rare pardon, and
the judge said no to Donald Trump pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey,
And we don't understand what you know, what's the problem here,
But the.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Judge got just slice that turkey's head right off.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah that was a show Trump. Yeah, that's a real shaybe. Hey,
how do we feel about sending money to terrorists?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
This is your friend Joey Chestnut's birthday, And we'll probably
mention that later in the show.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's really not for now that interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, I've known him for a long time, not
like good friends, just acquaintance, says I know, Am, we
have mutual.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Friends, guys eating we together.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The thing that's so remarkable about Joey is that fifteen
twenty years ago, when he first started becoming the greatest
hot dog eater in the world, we would joke, eventually
this is going to be real bad for your health, Joey,
and I think it's starting to become bad for his health.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm not his doctor, but didn't he have a stint
where he wanted to start eating vegan dogs or something
like that. You say a stint you No, No, I
didn't mean it like put it in his heart. Well,
we don't know, all right. Well, while we're on that topic, Oh,
we're also.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just you know, these things pop into my head.
I have to have to share.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Sure, one month to the day till Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Day, Jesus' birthday, among others.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, it's it's gonna be Jesus' birthday everywhere except Minnesota,
Stan Where they where Minneapolis Stan were.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
About You're born as Stan in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Stand, yeah, there too, but this is specifically about Minnesota.
There's a report today detailing how there are fraud schemes
to taking place money being sent to Somemali linked Al
Qaeda groups from the government in Minnesota, right, And what's
so amazing about this Minnesota drowning and fraud billions the
taxpayer dollars have been stolen during the administration of Governor
(04:16):
Tim Walls and said the governor he helped with all
of this, the theft and sent overseas to third world
country and given to terrorist groups. And so a local
Minnesota news outlet publishes a response to this shocking claim
made yesterday by the New York Post, and it basically
just says, yeah, right wing news outlets are always making
(04:37):
a big deal about that, but we already knew about it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's not news. Oh well, if you already knew about it,
then fine, go away. Nothing more to see here. Not
going to do anything about.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is an actual headline today from the Minnesota Reformer.
Right wing reporting on Somali money going to al Shabab
is not new and the articles written by some guy
named Kasaima. Okay, I wonder whose side of this argument
he's on.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Uh yeah, yesterday, I guess it was yesterday. Trump said,
as President of the United States, I am terminating, effective immediately,
the temporary protected status for some molli's in Minnesota. That yeah,
Somali games gangs are terrorizing the people and billions are
(05:24):
missing dollars. Not members of the party. Send them back
to where they came from. Their temporary status protection is over.
Right now, there's probably a judge out there who's saying
Trump doesn't have the authority to decide that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look at this image on the screen in the studio
right now. This is from the City of Minneapolis, and
this is a.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't think I can read that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You shouldn't be able to. This is literally a Star
Wars language. The City of Minnesota issued a digital fire
to tell people about something.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't know what it says.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It says waksangarab hamma no bull shot up suming the
odd e Minneapolis myth that thinks that this is not
good medosa wine Trump, I know what that says. Uksu
ku do kama kai corchet lau jujianju. This is a
(06:18):
Minneapolis digital flight issued by the city to tell the
people in Minneapolis something.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
There isn't even an English translation on it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That is just amazing, guys, I U Minneapolis has fallen
to a third World Islamic terrorist group.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And there are more. Gum, we don't learn from it
if you're abound to repeat it. What's the uh? What's
the planet where they lived? Billy? I the who's that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
The one where.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Jaba's palace was at the desert planet?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Not end or Tatwin ta tween. Yeah that's right Tatwin.
I don't know for sure who lived where what, but
that that's a good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I feel like well, I feel like Endor would have
been better. Isn't that where not the wookies who lived
on indoor?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Was the uh little teddy bear looking thing right? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Not the jahwa is what's wrong with me? I don't
watched this movie there, you gotta go back now watch
the entire catalog again. So he walks the walks. Oh
that was killing me. Oh my god, I must be
slipping in my old age. How did I forget Ewoks?
I know?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the first sign, you know, you got plaque build
up on the brain that there was a point in
my life when the Ewoks were one of the only
things I even knew about that you could remember. Now
I can name every Islamic terror group around the world,
and I've forgotten the ewoks think about it. You got
al Qaeda, the Taliban, isis Boko Haram hamas Hezbolah. I
(07:41):
don't forget il obviously I saw. Yeah, that's all which
is also isis it's different, but it's the same. Then
you've got MILF, the Moral Islamic Liberation Front. Then you
have the Jahati Guard MILF. Yeah, Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
But in Somalia, where all the tax money from Minnesota's
going right now, it is a group called well here,
I'll just let them tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'd like to slap the guy who on that CAUs
down catas lanis kill free the Alchaba and Johanness medical
(08:24):
was that man?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'll smack him with my.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Folks with bus insanity. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
If you were going to name a terror group, would
you nickname him al Shabab?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't think I would have had.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean, one of the problems with al Shabab is,
even though we know they'll like murder you and rape
your dead corpse, the.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Name is just adorable. It sounds fun out precious.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Al Shabab doing a Christmas residency this winter in Las
Vegas with Mariah Carey, you get your tickets now.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It was a freak show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It looked like the Cantina bar scene out of Star Warsh.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. What are you gonna talking about? What?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
He wants to get nasty, wants to be dirty, and
I don't think this is the appropriate time, their place
for it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Look Uh, one of the great things about being Americans,
mister Kenneth is you're a minority and we allow you here.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But that doesn't mean where I'm going to talk about
gay stuff. Don't push it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, about Gaza. Let's just talking about the shipbop oh
al shabab? Is that terribley?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, when you mentioned shabbob, I thought about Shebop, which was,
of course Cyndy Lauper speak hit out of nineteen eighty three.
There's not a lot of songs out there about female masturbation,
so that one kind of stands out.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Wait, is that what that's a song about? I bob,
you bop, we bop, shebop? Everybody bob?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you not know the words, no, No, I've heard
those lyrics before, but I was five seconds old ago
before I realized.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
That that's what that meant.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I've never referred to go do you mean fab faby
I've heard of I've never heard of bombing.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
This is bob. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Wait a second, I've been picking up a new sensation,
picking up a good vibration.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know you can't really hear her.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I want to go out with the lions, roar the
lyrics go, let's see go south and get me some more.
Cindy Lapper says, well, I see him every night in
tight blue jeans and the pages of Blue Boy magazine. Hey,
I've been thinking of a new sensation. I'm picking up
the good vibrations. Boops, she bops, she bop vibration. There's
vibration mentioned in there, going South getting some more. Wait
(10:33):
a second, I better stop her.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'll go blind. I bop you bob he bop, she bop.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I won't worry, I won't fret. Ain't no low against it.
Yet they said I gotta get a chaperone if I
can't stop messing with the danger zone. Woo.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, she's she's down there dial in the old pink telephone.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
See. Maybe that's why music from my generation's better. It's
a little more obvious. What Nicki Minaj was talking about
in this song my Hannah Anna Conduct Donkey conduct don't
want None unless you got buns on. The song is
called Anna Conda. I'm pretty sure I know what she's
(11:14):
singing about. I don't think it was a nicky singing that.
It's called a sample, mister Kenny, A man singing. The
sample is sir, mix a Lot, the song is Nicki Minaj.
Do you guys really not understand contemporary rap music?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Back in the nineties, a guy named puff Daddy came
along and he figured out you could just take other songs,
chop him up, put new words on him, and people
would treat you like a genius and give you grammies.
Of course, then he had a lot of gay sex
with baby oil, so actually it seems like you would
know a lot about him. Mister Kenneth, It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
That when I taught you something you you didn't really
make that big a deal of it. But when you
suddenly latched onto something that you knew more about than
the rest of us, suddenly that's an explosion of news
and excitement that Kitty couldn't couldn't wait to share you
moments ago.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Really does that what that song's about and you didn't know.
It reminds me of the Dunning Krueger law.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You're familiar with that obviously, you know, like Murphy's law
or the Pareto law, the Dunning Krueger law. Stupid people
think they're smart. Smart people doubt themselves.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't think I'm smart. I think I'm clever. I
know I have an average intelligence. Let's see if I
think he dis insulted you, but I ain't real sure
it's okay he's gay.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Let's see what is Cindy Lapper's song Shebop about My
co host says it's about self love. GROC says, yes,
your co host is exactly right. Grock is a pretty
smart thing, isn't it. Cindy lappers nineteen eighty four hit
she Bop is famously about female self love, but it's
not the word they're using. Cindy has openly confirmed this
(12:49):
in interviews. She wrote the song after coming across an
issue of Blue Boy Magazine, a gay men's magazine at
the time, that had a centerfold, which inspired her to
think about how women pleasure themselves. Too weird Wait a second,
chicks would look.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
At gay porn? It doesn't check out. It doesn't sound right.
I don't believe that. No, of course not, man, that
seems unlikely.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
The song was off of that album She's So Unusual,
which got her a Grammy by the way, for her
Best New Artists back in eighty five. Song had been
out for a year or so at that point. Four
hits off of that one album. I believe at that time,
in the mid eighties, he was the first female artist
to have four hits off of the same album. She
(13:33):
did that back when you know some bigger artists of
the day had not accomplished. Said, that's amazing. She had
four jugs. What did she grow up near? Like a
power plays.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, it's hits, I said. My favorite Cindi opera song
is still Peewey's Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh, of course it is. You never grow up? What
are you talking about? This is a jam.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
When it kicks in, Look, all of a sudden, the
camera goes inside the clamation house. This is about to
rip hard. You get to you get this was iconic.
It's too bad that Paul Ruman screwed it up by
self pleasure him to get it was a heat bop.
This does slap pretty hard, right, quite entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's probably a keyboard, right, and pull yourself up a chair.
To me, this is peak Cyndy Lauper. That's as good
as a gut director. I's never going to get better
than Paul Ruman and Peeley's Playhouse. But time after time,
time after you're right. I actually that did make the
Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack vastly better.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's how I remember it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, then it sounds like a good plan. Let's go
with that, all right, everybody, let's get real for just
a minute. Here we've seeing the pictures of the Grand
Canal in Venice. It looks like Chicago, oh because it's green. Yeah,
only it's a long way from Saint Patrick's day. Yet
I heard you guys mentioned Greta missus Thunenberg and her activists.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
How dare you well?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
See they're upset because they're having that big environmental summit
in Brazil, and the attending nations have so far decided
it would be it would be a bad idea to
hurt themselves and their countries by creating some kind of
arbitrary restrictions due to the made up climate crisis. Greta
(15:26):
and her people would like you to just keep believing
the hoax of you know, we can fix the climate.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, I'm sure. If anyone can control the weather,
it's credit Thunberg. But also at the same time, if
you say you believe in Jewish space lasers controlling the weather,
then you're very crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Department of War made a big announcement yesterday. They
are they have opened a formal review into allegations of
misconduct against Democrats.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona. He should have kept his mouth,
should he started mouthing, And they're like, well, you know what,
you're necked tull.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
There's a video of him calling on service members to
refuse illegal orders here, don't I don't disagree with the
Republicans for taking umbrage with that video.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I will say, I don't think that they're playing their
hand to cards.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Well here, instead of you know, going out and trying
to punish these guys for making a weird video, they
should have just pointed out you already are allowed to
refuse illegal orders. That's already how the laws a written.
If a commanding officer walks up to you and says, here,
take a knife and stab this dog or so you
could say no, yeah, exactly, yeah, sure you take a
(16:35):
go take a bomb and blow up a shopping maller.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But it's like, well, that's illegal. You can't.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You're allowed to refuse that order. That's already the way
it works, right. The Pentagon said it may call Kelly,
a retired Navy captain, back to active duty to face
a court martial.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Price. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, we're calling back to active duty and then court
martial is bald ass.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I just want to hear what is the the illegal
order that you're telling people to refuse? That's really to me,
what this what this amounts to?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Should these guys be punished for making a dumb video?
I don't know, because now the media is already playing
it off like Donald Trump's violating their First Amendment rights.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
The video was then basically suggesting treason, So no, I
don't think it's just some dumb, silly little video. They
were suggesting tree. If six leaders of the country leaders
is an elected politician, if they all decided it's a
good thing to commit treason, then how is that playful
(17:33):
and silly? But when a bunch of people run up
to Washington d C. And they just stand around for
a couple hours. How is that an attempted coup? Can
I play White Devil's advocate here?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Not? Now?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, I have to You're reacting to the subtext, and
the subtext probably does say what you're saying. But technically
the video just says refuse illegal orders, which is already
what the law dictates soldiers are supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It just depends on who decides what an illegal order.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Is, right, So what is the illegal order? That's the question.
If we could get them to answer that, I could
understand court martialing.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We're amazing this on the fact that the ice officers
should not be out there rounding up people.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Can we agree on this?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Senator Mark Kelly looks like a lizard person, and I
don't think that that's a human under the skin, let's
skin even see no, no, no, no, you dive aster
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Walton and Johnson
Still with us.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
If people are offended by anything and everything. Now, the
offense industry is powerful and they're not going away.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
They won't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They won't go if we lose the midterms next year,
can I still say retard or is that over?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's why your vote counts so much. You've got to
consider the consequences of your vote. Yeah, we need it,
We gotta. We got to keep this rolling, and I'm
not sure we will.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Guy named Sam emailed a few minutes ago. Now, Sam
says he listens every day. Such, Sam listens every day,
has for years. He should know better than to suggest
that we would mention him just because it's his birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh yeah, we don't do birthday shoutouts. Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I mean, I'm sure you're a cool guy. You probably
listen in a long time. We want you to have
a happy birthday, Sam. You know, he admits it right
out here. I'm not famous, but today's my birthday. Long
time listener. Well, then, Sam, Samuel Woodward should know better.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, Samuel Woodward, listen.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If you were famous, we'd be going on on about
what a cool guy you are, how incredible and amazing
your contributions have been in your respected industry, and how
much people in your community and family probably adore and
admire you and could have done all that, but but yeah,
we can't stay I do that two three minutes just
talking about Sam Woodward on this nationally syndicated radio show.
Hey guys, what are you guys talking about this guy
(01:19):
Sam Woodward? Today's birthday, But unfortunately we don't want to
have time to give him a birthday shout out. Oh
silly boy, don't know the rules? Huh right exactly? I mean,
you're the birthdays are basically about what about if we
wanted to break the rules? We made the rules? Can
can't we break the rules if we feel like it. Hypothetically,
if we were to break the rules, it'd be something like, happy.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Birthday, Sam Woodward, What a cool guy you are?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
They if we do that, then everybody that's having a
birthday to day, and there's probably two or three more.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Uh, they're gonna like, mobile about me? Yeah, we can't
do what about me?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So that's the problem with Sam Woodword, I said, So
that's the why the rules in place.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, we have a million listeners, We've only got three
hundred and sixty five days a year. So we can't
just keep going on and on about how it's Sam
Woodward's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What if I shopped around the country until I found
a judge somewhere that is in power that I could
have rule that says, you guys were never legally appointed rule.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Makers in the first place.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, it's funny you bring that up because Donald
Trump issued a pardon and a judge has already overruled.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The part of course he has judges are now running
the country is as president unelected presidents.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, this was a big deal.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Donald Trump issued a pardon, a very rare pardon, and
the judge said no to Donald Trump pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey,
And we don't understand what you know, what's the problem here,
But the.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Judge got just slice that turkey's head right off.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah that was a show Trump. Yeah, that's a real shaybe. Hey,
how do we feel about sending money to terrorists?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
This is your friend Joey Chestnut's birthday, And we'll probably
mention that later in the show.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's really not for now that interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, I've known him for a long time, not
like good friends, just acquaintance, says I know, Am, we
have mutual.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Friends, guys eating we together.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The thing that's so remarkable about Joey is that fifteen
twenty years ago, when he first started becoming the greatest
hot dog eater in the world, we would joke, eventually
this is going to be real bad for your health, Joey,
and I think it's starting to become bad for his health.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm not his doctor, but didn't he have a stint
where he wanted to start eating vegan dogs or something
like that. You say a stint you No, No, I
didn't mean it like put it in his heart. Well,
we don't know, all right. Well, while we're on that topic, Oh,
we're also.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just you know, these things pop into my head.
I have to have to share.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Sure, one month to the day till Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Day, Jesus' birthday, among others.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, it's it's gonna be Jesus' birthday everywhere except Minnesota,
Stan Where they where Minneapolis Stan were.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
About You're born as Stan in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Stand, yeah, there too, but this is specifically about Minnesota.
There's a report today detailing how there are fraud schemes
to taking place money being sent to Somemali linked Al
Qaeda groups from the government in Minnesota, right, And what's
so amazing about this Minnesota drowning and fraud billions the
taxpayer dollars have been stolen during the administration of Governor
(04:16):
Tim Walls and said the governor he helped with all
of this, the theft and sent overseas to third world
country and given to terrorist groups. And so a local
Minnesota news outlet publishes a response to this shocking claim
made yesterday by the New York Post, and it basically
just says, yeah, right wing news outlets are always making
(04:37):
a big deal about that, but we already knew about it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's not news. Oh well, if you already knew about it,
then fine, go away. Nothing more to see here. Not
going to do anything about.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is an actual headline today from the Minnesota Reformer.
Right wing reporting on Somali money going to al Shabab
is not new and the articles written by some guy
named Kasaima. Okay, I wonder whose side of this argument
he's on.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Uh yeah, yesterday, I guess it was yesterday. Trump said,
as President of the United States, I am terminating, effective immediately,
the temporary protected status for some molli's in Minnesota. That yeah,
Somali games gangs are terrorizing the people and billions are
(05:24):
missing dollars. Not members of the party. Send them back
to where they came from. Their temporary status protection is over.
Right now, there's probably a judge out there who's saying
Trump doesn't have the authority to decide that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look at this image on the screen in the studio
right now. This is from the City of Minneapolis, and
this is a.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't think I can read that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You shouldn't be able to. This is literally a Star
Wars language. The City of Minnesota issued a digital fire
to tell people about something.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't know what it says.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It says waksangarab hamma no bull shot up suming the
odd e Minneapolis myth that thinks that this is not
good medosa wine Trump, I know what that says. Uksu
ku do kama kai corchet lau jujianju. This is a
(06:18):
Minneapolis digital flight issued by the city to tell the
people in Minneapolis something.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
There isn't even an English translation on it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That is just amazing, guys, I U Minneapolis has fallen
to a third World Islamic terrorist group.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And there are more. Gum, we don't learn from it
if you're abound to repeat it. What's the uh? What's
the planet where they lived? Billy? I the who's that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
The one where.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Jaba's palace was at the desert planet?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Not end or Tatwin ta tween. Yeah that's right Tatwin.
I don't know for sure who lived where what, but
that that's a good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I feel like well, I feel like Endor would have
been better. Isn't that where not the wookies who lived
on indoor?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Was the uh little teddy bear looking thing right? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Not the jahwa is what's wrong with me? I don't
watched this movie there, you gotta go back now watch
the entire catalog again. So he walks the walks. Oh
that was killing me. Oh my god, I must be
slipping in my old age. How did I forget Ewoks?
I know?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the first sign, you know, you got plaque build
up on the brain that there was a point in
my life when the Ewoks were one of the only
things I even knew about that you could remember. Now
I can name every Islamic terror group around the world,
and I've forgotten the ewoks think about it. You got
al Qaeda, the Taliban, isis Boko Haram hamas Hezbolah. I
(07:41):
don't forget il obviously I saw. Yeah, that's all which
is also isis it's different, but it's the same. Then
you've got MILF, the Moral Islamic Liberation Front. Then you
have the Jahati Guard MILF. Yeah, Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
But in Somalia, where all the tax money from Minnesota's
going right now, it is a group called well here,
I'll just let them tell you.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'd like to slap the guy who on that CAUs
down catas lanis kill free the Alchaba and Johanness medical
(08:24):
was that man?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'll smack him with my.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Folks with bus insanity. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
If you were going to name a terror group, would
you nickname him al Shabab?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't think I would have had.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean, one of the problems with al Shabab is,
even though we know they'll like murder you and rape
your dead corpse, the.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Name is just adorable. It sounds fun out precious.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Al Shabab doing a Christmas residency this winter in Las
Vegas with Mariah Carey, you get your tickets now.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It was a freak show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It looked like the Cantina bar scene out of Star Warsh.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. What are you gonna talking about? What?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
He wants to get nasty, wants to be dirty, and
I don't think this is the appropriate time, their place
for it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Look Uh, one of the great things about being Americans,
mister Kenneth is you're a minority and we allow you here.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But that doesn't mean where I'm going to talk about
gay stuff. Don't push it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, about Gaza. Let's just talking about the shipbop oh
al shabab? Is that terribley?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, when you mentioned shabbob, I thought about Shebop, which was,
of course Cyndy Lauper speak hit out of nineteen eighty three.
There's not a lot of songs out there about female masturbation,
so that one kind of stands out.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Wait, is that what that's a song about? I bob,
you bop, we bop, shebop? Everybody bob?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you not know the words, no, No, I've heard
those lyrics before, but I was five seconds old ago
before I realized.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
That that's what that meant.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I've never referred to go do you mean fab faby
I've heard of I've never heard of bombing.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
This is bob. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Wait a second, I've been picking up a new sensation,
picking up a good vibration.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know you can't really hear her.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I want to go out with the lions, roar the
lyrics go, let's see go south and get me some more.
Cindy Lapper says, well, I see him every night in
tight blue jeans and the pages of Blue Boy magazine. Hey,
I've been thinking of a new sensation. I'm picking up
the good vibrations. Boops, she bops, she bop vibration. There's
vibration mentioned in there, going South getting some more. Wait
(10:33):
a second, I better stop her.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'll go blind. I bop you bob he bop, she bop.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I won't worry, I won't fret. Ain't no low against it.
Yet they said I gotta get a chaperone if I
can't stop messing with the danger zone. Woo.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, she's she's down there dial in the old pink telephone.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
See. Maybe that's why music from my generation's better. It's
a little more obvious. What Nicki Minaj was talking about
in this song my Hannah Anna Conduct Donkey conduct don't
want None unless you got buns on. The song is
called Anna Conda. I'm pretty sure I know what she's
(11:14):
singing about. I don't think it was a nicky singing that.
It's called a sample, mister Kenny, A man singing. The
sample is sir, mix a Lot, the song is Nicki Minaj.
Do you guys really not understand contemporary rap music?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Back in the nineties, a guy named puff Daddy came
along and he figured out you could just take other songs,
chop him up, put new words on him, and people
would treat you like a genius and give you grammies.
Of course, then he had a lot of gay sex
with baby oil, so actually it seems like you would
know a lot about him. Mister Kenneth, It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
That when I taught you something you you didn't really
make that big a deal of it. But when you
suddenly latched onto something that you knew more about than
the rest of us, suddenly that's an explosion of news
and excitement that Kitty couldn't couldn't wait to share you
moments ago.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Really does that what that song's about and you didn't know.
It reminds me of the Dunning Krueger law.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You're familiar with that obviously, you know, like Murphy's law
or the Pareto law, the Dunning Krueger law. Stupid people
think they're smart. Smart people doubt themselves.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't think I'm smart. I think I'm clever. I
know I have an average intelligence. Let's see if I
think he dis insulted you, but I ain't real sure
it's okay he's gay.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Let's see what is Cindy Lapper's song Shebop about My
co host says it's about self love. GROC says, yes,
your co host is exactly right. Grock is a pretty
smart thing, isn't it. Cindy lappers nineteen eighty four hit
she Bop is famously about female self love, but it's
not the word they're using. Cindy has openly confirmed this
(12:49):
in interviews. She wrote the song after coming across an
issue of Blue Boy Magazine, a gay men's magazine at
the time, that had a centerfold, which inspired her to
think about how women pleasure themselves. Too weird Wait a second,
chicks would look.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
At gay porn? It doesn't check out. It doesn't sound right.
I don't believe that. No, of course not, man, that
seems unlikely.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
The song was off of that album She's So Unusual,
which got her a Grammy by the way, for her
Best New Artists back in eighty five. Song had been
out for a year or so at that point. Four
hits off of that one album. I believe at that time,
in the mid eighties, he was the first female artist
to have four hits off of the same album. She
(13:33):
did that back when you know some bigger artists of
the day had not accomplished. Said, that's amazing. She had
four jugs. What did she grow up near? Like a
power plays.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, it's hits, I said. My favorite Cindi opera song
is still Peewey's Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh, of course it is. You never grow up? What
are you talking about? This is a jam.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
When it kicks in, Look, all of a sudden, the
camera goes inside the clamation house. This is about to
rip hard. You get to you get this was iconic.
It's too bad that Paul Ruman screwed it up by
self pleasure him to get it was a heat bop.
This does slap pretty hard, right, quite entertaining.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's probably a keyboard, right, and pull yourself up a chair.
To me, this is peak Cyndy Lauper. That's as good
as a gut director. I's never going to get better
than Paul Ruman and Peeley's Playhouse. But time after time,
time after you're right. I actually that did make the
Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack vastly better.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's how I remember it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, then it sounds like a good plan. Let's go
with that, all right, everybody, let's get real for just
a minute. Here we've seeing the pictures of the Grand
Canal in Venice. It looks like Chicago, oh because it's green. Yeah,
only it's a long way from Saint Patrick's day. Yet
I heard you guys mentioned Greta missus Thunenberg and her activists.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
How dare you well?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
See they're upset because they're having that big environmental summit
in Brazil, and the attending nations have so far decided
it would be it would be a bad idea to
hurt themselves and their countries by creating some kind of
arbitrary restrictions due to the made up climate crisis. Greta
(15:26):
and her people would like you to just keep believing
the hoax of you know, we can fix the climate.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, I'm sure. If anyone can control the weather,
it's credit Thunberg. But also at the same time, if
you say you believe in Jewish space lasers controlling the weather,
then you're very crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Department of War made a big announcement yesterday. They
are they have opened a formal review into allegations of
misconduct against Democrats.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona. He should have kept his mouth,
should he started mouthing, And they're like, well, you know what,
you're necked tull.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
There's a video of him calling on service members to
refuse illegal orders here, don't I don't disagree with the
Republicans for taking umbrage with that video.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I will say, I don't think that they're playing their
hand to cards.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Well here, instead of you know, going out and trying
to punish these guys for making a weird video, they
should have just pointed out you already are allowed to
refuse illegal orders. That's already how the laws a written.
If a commanding officer walks up to you and says, here,
take a knife and stab this dog or so you
could say no, yeah, exactly, yeah, sure you take a
(16:35):
go take a bomb and blow up a shopping maller.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But it's like, well, that's illegal. You can't.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You're allowed to refuse that order. That's already the way
it works, right. The Pentagon said it may call Kelly,
a retired Navy captain, back to active duty to face
a court martial.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Price. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, we're calling back to active duty and then court
martial is bald ass.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I just want to hear what is the the illegal
order that you're telling people to refuse? That's really to me,
what this what this amounts to?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Should these guys be punished for making a dumb video?
I don't know, because now the media is already playing
it off like Donald Trump's violating their First Amendment rights.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
The video was then basically suggesting treason, So no, I
don't think it's just some dumb, silly little video. They
were suggesting tree. If six leaders of the country leaders
is an elected politician, if they all decided it's a
good thing to commit treason, then how is that playful
(17:33):
and silly? But when a bunch of people run up
to Washington d C. And they just stand around for
a couple hours. How is that an attempted coup? Can
I play White Devil's advocate here?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Not? Now?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, I have to You're reacting to the subtext, and
the subtext probably does say what you're saying. But technically
the video just says refuse illegal orders, which is already
what the law dictates soldiers are supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It just depends on who decides what an illegal order.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Is, right, So what is the illegal order? That's the question.
If we could get them to answer that, I could
understand court martialing.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We're amazing this on the fact that the ice officers
should not be out there rounding up people.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Can we agree on this?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Senator Mark Kelly looks like a lizard person, and I
don't think that that's a human under the skin, let's
skin even see no, no, no, no, you dive aster
Speaker 3 (18:22):
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