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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show coming up, Batoni se Rapper, Little Boozy learns about hermaphrodites.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, no, hang around. Did he want to learn about them? No?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh no, he's very upset when he finds out. We'll
show you well.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Also ongoing, we're still taking suggestions emails, mostly about you
know who who you think should be the next coach
at LSU if you have a thought on that. Well,
we've got some doozies for suggestions so far. Coach O
obviously he's popped up after the governor said, you know,
he might be willing to even do an assistant job.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I still think Mike Gundhy is the best serious solution
he's available. The politics are right, why not Mike seems
like a cool guy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Lane Kiffin keeps coming up as somebody that might be,
you know, willing to take the job. But you know,
it seemed like he haven't pretty good success where he
at right now, and I think that might be smart
to stay. And little you mentioned little Boozy, well by
little Weezy. Uh yeah, well that was my Yeah, that
was a good suggestion too. So we got other people suggesting.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Does Nick Saban have a job right now? He's a
commentator he doing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
He working on that game that show every morning every
Saturday morning, you know the show.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, and I'm sure he loves doing that more than
it's easier.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Money than the pressure of coaching. I'll bet yeah, you're
probably right here. It looks like Carl says, I think
that might be a great fit for Bobby Bouche there
at LSU.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Is Bobby Bouche a real guy though, and that's something
we're going to have to look into. But I think so, Okay, Well,
if he's real, then yeah, go ahead. But I think
I think you might be disappointed if a.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Pleasant email from somebody talking about the same thing we
talked about last weekend this week what this shutdown has done.
The government shutdown's pointed out the scandal of the food
stamp situation. The scandal isn't the fact that the food
stamps aren't going out now, it's the dependency society which
(02:05):
we have created.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The Fetterman pointed out there's like two million people in
Pennsylvania out of a thirteen million possibilities that are waiting
for their welfare, their government assistance. They're just sitting around
all day with their hand out. Two million nationwide forty
two million people. It's over twelve percent of the US
(02:28):
residence right now are sitting around waiting for their government handouts. Now,
some are disabled, obviously we're not talking about all of
these people should get up and get a job, but
the majority of them don't need government assistants other than
the fact that they just wanted. And numerically that number
has gone up in twenty five years, from the year
(02:49):
two thousand to the year well now, one hundred and
forty two percent increase in twenty five years, kind of
like the national debt. It's increasing faster the faster it increases.
Isn't it interesting how government works right now. In an
effort to decide what will happen at hospitals around the country,
it's affecting things at grocery stores and airports. I don't
(03:11):
like it because.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's what this is all about, healthcare. The Democrats want
free healthcare for non citizens, and that's what the government
shutdowns pretty much amounted to at this point. So the
money being spent at grocery stores is going to decrease
rapidly because sadly, a lot of people are on the
government nipple. And then there's gonna be long lines at
(03:33):
the airport. So Donald Trump spoke about the healthcare issue yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What is your position on the extension of healthcare subsidies,
which is what Democrats are asking for.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All I want to do is very simple. I want
to get the country open, and then we're going to
discuss that, and we'd like to Obamacare is a horrible mess,
and it has been from the beginning. We want to
make it better, stronger, even if it costs more money,
costs more money.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's the last thing he said that I didn't like.
Oh yeah, look, I'm gonna I'm calling balls and strikes here.
Trump's my guy, dude. Trump's the best president of my lifetime.
But when he says we might have to spend more
money on healthcare, I don't have to like that. I
don't have to like that we bailed out Argentina. I
don't have to like. What was the thing they took
away the What was the thing that you liked? Billy ed, Well,
(04:18):
you didn't like it? Your friends did the gun porn? No,
not the porn.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh they took the porn away from you on the
internet in Texas too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Do you remember the gun control bell after Mandalay Bay.
It wasn't even a bill. It was a stock bomb stock.
It's the old bump stock business. I don't care for it. Well,
I didn't like bump stock, but I didn't like them
telling me we couldn't have it. But then Trump will
totally redeem himself by saying things like this.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Mister president, if you are declaring war against these cartels,
and Congress is likely to approve of that process, why
not just ask for a declaration of war.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a
declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people
that are bringing drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
In to our country.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh my, okay, we're gonna kill them.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They're gonna be like dead.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, he is gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Kill them dead, bro, worst kind of killing, bro.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's my president that I'm about blowing up them boats?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Why would he declare war on a group of people,
or you know, you declare war on the whole country
of Venezuela. No, it's just a drug runner.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, they are narco terras and the boats are filled
with fentanyls. So whatever you think about the drug war,
and believe me, I am no fan I don't have
an issue with him blowing up these boats filled with fentanyl.
Why would you care?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I guess the guys on the boat thought it might
make a difference because they study American politics. Several of
those guys on the boat, right before it got blown up,
they said that while they are not technically a fishing boat,
they identified as a fishing boat, and he thought that
might do it. But he forgot Trump's president now, and
(05:57):
remember what your other options are right now to around
the country like this guy.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And will continue to build on the legacy.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I would argue of our former president, who I think
was one of the most successful.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Presidents in the last century News and that is Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And Kevin knew somethings. Joe Biden is one of the
most successful presidents of the last century. Kevin, what would
you be willing to do to prove that point?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Is Joe Biden? And I will defend that to my grave.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To his grave, Well, a good deal, Kevin knew some
Patrick to look forward to. Patrick Pateman will spend the
rest of his life trying to prove that Joe Biden
was a great president.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what we already know. It's true, because Gavin Newsom
told us earlier today that he cannot tell a lie.
It's it's just impossible for Gavin Newsom to lie. And
so when he says that, you know he's speaking the truth.
So there, Boom, what happened yesterday? I thought we were
going to get to see aliens? Did that ever happen
(06:51):
or no? I don't think so. It probably would have
been one of the big headlines on the news this morning.
Uh yeah, that comment that was shooting on the ass
the backside of the sun from us was supposed to
be bringing the aliens to visit, and I never heard
anybody say anything about it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bomber.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, it's kind of sad, really a letdown too, because
we all really thought this time they mean it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah. And then in Seattle yesterday this Halloween hater walked
up to someone's yard display and torched it. Oh no, Seattle.
And in Seattle it wasn't even a surprise to see
somebody walking around doing parson That's just what they do there.
Thankfully neighbors chased him off in put the fire out.
Here's the homeowners, Becca and Chris Beca spells her name
b e Kah, Mister Kenneth Becka.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's her prerogative, is it not.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, it's become my problem now because I have to
read it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, but is it really her problem or is it
her parents? Oh did her parents name her that?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
If so, she didn't have a lot to say about it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I know it's besides the point, but that is a
crappy name.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Just started picking them up and throwing them in like
it was a burn barrel bonfire into the.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
He had one burning there and another one burning over there.
Then he kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob
Ross skeleton into it, set Bob Ross on fire, then
began grabbing the little skeleton animals and throwing them in
there as well.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But we're very, very lucky because those bushes caught fire
and it's right by the fence, right by the house.
John literally came over with like a pot of water
like a you know, like a he make spaghetti is like,
and dumped it out. Another one brought the fire extinguisher,
which is now in the casket.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And I know we're all thinking the same thing right now,
is that your mom could have named you Rebecca or
just beca b e Cca. That would have been fine,
but she decided on b e Kah, proving once again
that idiocracy is happening all around us. And weirdly enough,
Becca is the hero of this story.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know it's the worst part is Bobs Okay, No,
I don't think he is. No pray for Bob Ross.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I get him fixed. Fixed cat don't tend to wander
all the time, cross him back and forth on that
route is lac Walton and Johnson Radio Network. What you
go to do?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Drug one of what make me say it's it's a
wrong song.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's a wrong song about Well, i'd expect that from
an anti semite like yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Why am I an anti semite?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Back to the Walter Johnson email at Walter Johnson dot com.
This is a director towards Kenny, the anti semite on
the show. Oh I'm Kenny. What what have I done
to upset our Jewish Rebecca? The name that you have
so so viciously attacked and ripped a part and destroyed
Rebecca with an H at the end. Well, that's just
(09:37):
the Jewish version of the spelling of the name. So
obviously you knew that, and you you just went all
you know, like anti Semite on poor Rebecca with an H.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Look, I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna go ahead
and use the anti Semites talking points against them right
now to prove I'm not one. Here on the screen
we have Becca Martinez, a Hispanic reality star, spells her
first name b e k a h. And as you know,
she can't be a jew because if she's well, because
a Hispanic can't be Jewish.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I only make it making these rules up yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, the anti Semites recently came up with that role
to explain why the president of Mexico isn't supposed to
be Jewish. By the way, look at Becca Martinez.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
What what's the president of Mexico look like like?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, she's Jewish, so then that which is suspicious?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That though?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, not that Rebecca, No, I wish yeah, look at her.
I like her.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
M No, Now, now you're you're being anti Semitic and misogynist.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I've always liked that girl's name, Becca, who spelled b
e k a H. You always have as soon as
I learned about this one, A different one with the freckles. No, yeah,
I know she's pretty in all of her pictures up
three kids. Never mind, Oh my god, it's not going
to do me any good. It's so excient.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It would get you caught up. You know, your age.
I think maybe you're kind of behind a little bit
on your baby, so's she's gotten out in front of
this and you can just you know, attach yourself to that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I would be okay with that. I would be okay
with being with a woman with a kid, because then
I could get past the changing diaper stage and get
right to being a grandpa. There you go, which I
think would be more fun. Besides, I live in a
city for those that don't know, that has a problem
with men not being able to procreate, and it goes
back decades. As a matter of fact, listen to this
old newsreel.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I found Houston, Texas Land of Opportunity, fastest growing big
city in the country, Boomtown, USA. The city is known
by all those names, and one the Chamber of Commerce
isn't so likely to brag about gay capital of the South,
but there are said to be more homosexual men and
women in Houston than anywhere outside New York, Los Angeles
(11:44):
or the mecca of gays, San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't really know if that's true anymore? Is San
Francisco is still the gay mecca or.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Well they have done everything they can to disslade people
from hitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is there even a need for a gay neighborhood anymore?
Gays are welcome everywhere, Like who cares you're gay?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It doesn't doesn't who cares you're gay?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Why even why do they even need gay neighborhoods. It's
not like gays are getting beat up just for me. Remember,
it's not like they're members of Turning Point. US said, no,
it's not like that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But remember, once you're a victim, it's it's really hard
to give up victim because you get because you get
the perks.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, and you know, gays were victimized for so long
that you know that, and then the trans came in
and victimized us some more. I thought, no, we're we're
still victimized every day, and we need special treatment.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's one thing I've never had as a white heteronormative
cisgendered slightly taller than average, just slightly better looking than average,
just slightly more intelligent than average. We're talking about now,
upper middle class white guy. I've never you've been able
to be a victim. But I've never been great enough
to be great at anything? You know, right, Man, isn't
(12:55):
that a shame? Just you're just like in that average group.
You're just like an average person, but just a little
above average to the point where people are like, Kenny,
you've got everything. What do you have to complain about?
Do you hear that a lot?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And I'm like, I don't. I thought that victimhood. Victimhood
would be great. I'd like something for free. I didn't
even get a stimulus chuck, No way, No, I made
just enough money where I didn't get to benefit from
the system that I paid into.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's a shame. You should have got one of them
stimulus jakes.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Do you make the same amount of money as me?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, I didn't report it, obviously. You don't know how
to play the game. Yeah, I pay my taxes. This
is a second time it came up this morning. Hey,
Bill Gates is no longer on the doomsday wagon. He
no longer thinks climate change is gonna kill us. This
will shock you. It turns out now that this whole
man made climate change thing it was a hoax. Boy,
(13:44):
have you ever remember hearing anybody ever tell you that before. Yeah,
Billy ed Hatfield said it. We've been saying it for
like what eighteen years? John Walton said it, Billy as
far back as al Gore, So that's like two thousand.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Sure. Till five, Bill gates fake meat company hasn't done
so well, and he's come to the realization that you
can't win elections with the useless alarmism.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, first of all, you shouldn't set up a fake company.
Didn't the Bidens do that just to you know, funnel
cash to them.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I think it worked pretty well for them. They didn't
have any consequences at all.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Bill Gates didn't have a fake company. He had a
fake meat company. Right, but right, that's what you said.
He has a fake meat company. No, the meat, the
make meat, the yeah company. Right, the company they're selling
it's artificial. It's like the fake and bacon. It depends
on where you put the emphasis on the words.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You know, the tofurky Billiot, it's that kind of thing. Yeah,
I don't care for it anyway. After spending years warning
about the end of times due to global warming, Bill
Gates says he no longer has a doomsday outlook, but
he's very concerned that you're not going to spend money
on his fake meat the products very upsetting. Gates says
he was setting up a false dichotomy using propagated by
(14:57):
climate skeptics that Pitt's efforts to tackle climate change against
foreign aid for the poor. Oppenheimer says, despite his efforts
to make clear that he takes climate change seriously, his
words are bound to be misused by those who would
like nothing more than to destroy efforts to deal with
climate change.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Because just what he said, Okay, it's not it's not
the existential problem that we were told it was, and
it's not going to kill all of mankind like we
were told it would.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But Michael Oppenheimer, a professor of geoscience and international affairs
at Princeton University, says, now Bill Gates is part of
the problem.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's right. Yeah, nothing changed, except Bill just took the
other side. So he's dead to me. Now he's dead
to me, I tell you.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Anyway, here's the Dodge boys.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
The Dodge boys, that's something not to fight for the panda,
cause they know he is right there. If you want
to move fast, want to go far, get a Polara
man what a car. See the Polaria as a Dodge boy,
good guys, they all wear a white hat.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We got to do a commercial like that for archer
Kia here in Houston.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That I've never heard of a Polara. It was a car.
Oh yeah, the Dodge Polara. They were great. I mean
until they started bursting into flames and killing people. But
for a while there. That was one.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
What year did the Polara come out? It must have
been before I was even born.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, to answer your question, that commercials from the nineteen sixties.
It was produced by a Dallas based production company, Visual Presentations.
They were called Yeah, We've been looking through the Texas
archives of old TV foodage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There's some there's some ugly stuff in there too.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, like this old report on Lagrange. Apparently they used
to have hookers.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Tom Davis, everybody around the Cottonwood Ends l Patron Club
in Lagrange knows him as mister Tom had even more
of a ball than usual. On the twenty fourth of
March nineteen ninety, backs to day he celebrated his eighty
seventh birthday. Woy women from all over Fayette County and
beyond showed up to boogie and waltz and polka and
(16:58):
rock and roll.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Boy, this guy must have a lot of money because
in the video we're looking at it, the guy looks
like a cadaver and all these attractive women are trying
to dance with him.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I know they wanted to get up next to him
really quick.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Boy, the next time he has a birthday party, I'm
gonna go to it, you bet. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I love a Halloween. It's the one night of the
year chicks use to unleash their inner ho bag Walton
and Johnson Radio Network
Show coming up, Batoni se Rapper, Little Boozy learns about hermaphrodites.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, no, hang around. Did he want to learn about them? No?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh no, he's very upset when he finds out. We'll
show you well.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Also ongoing, we're still taking suggestions emails, mostly about you
know who who you think should be the next coach
at LSU if you have a thought on that. Well,
we've got some doozies for suggestions so far. Coach O
obviously he's popped up after the governor said, you know,
he might be willing to even do an assistant job.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I still think Mike Gundhy is the best serious solution
he's available. The politics are right, why not Mike seems
like a cool guy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Lane Kiffin keeps coming up as somebody that might be,
you know, willing to take the job. But you know,
it seemed like he haven't pretty good success where he
at right now, and I think that might be smart
to stay. And little you mentioned little Boozy, well by
little Weezy. Uh yeah, well that was my Yeah, that
was a good suggestion too. So we got other people suggesting.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Does Nick Saban have a job right now? He's a
commentator he doing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
He working on that game that show every morning every
Saturday morning, you know the show.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, and I'm sure he loves doing that more than
it's easier.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Money than the pressure of coaching. I'll bet yeah, you're
probably right here. It looks like Carl says, I think
that might be a great fit for Bobby Bouche there
at LSU.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Is Bobby Bouche a real guy though, and that's something
we're going to have to look into. But I think so, Okay, Well,
if he's real, then yeah, go ahead. But I think
I think you might be disappointed if a.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Pleasant email from somebody talking about the same thing we
talked about last weekend this week what this shutdown has done.
The government shutdown's pointed out the scandal of the food
stamp situation. The scandal isn't the fact that the food
stamps aren't going out now, it's the dependency society which
(02:05):
we have created.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The Fetterman pointed out there's like two million people in
Pennsylvania out of a thirteen million possibilities that are waiting
for their welfare, their government assistance. They're just sitting around
all day with their hand out. Two million nationwide forty
two million people. It's over twelve percent of the US
(02:28):
residence right now are sitting around waiting for their government handouts. Now,
some are disabled, obviously we're not talking about all of
these people should get up and get a job, but
the majority of them don't need government assistants other than
the fact that they just wanted. And numerically that number
has gone up in twenty five years, from the year
(02:49):
two thousand to the year well now, one hundred and
forty two percent increase in twenty five years, kind of
like the national debt. It's increasing faster the faster it increases.
Isn't it interesting how government works right now. In an
effort to decide what will happen at hospitals around the country,
it's affecting things at grocery stores and airports. I don't
(03:11):
like it because.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's what this is all about, healthcare. The Democrats want
free healthcare for non citizens, and that's what the government
shutdowns pretty much amounted to at this point. So the
money being spent at grocery stores is going to decrease
rapidly because sadly, a lot of people are on the
government nipple. And then there's gonna be long lines at
(03:33):
the airport. So Donald Trump spoke about the healthcare issue yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What is your position on the extension of healthcare subsidies,
which is what Democrats are asking for.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All I want to do is very simple. I want
to get the country open, and then we're going to
discuss that, and we'd like to Obamacare is a horrible mess,
and it has been from the beginning. We want to
make it better, stronger, even if it costs more money,
costs more money.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's the last thing he said that I didn't like.
Oh yeah, look, I'm gonna I'm calling balls and strikes here.
Trump's my guy, dude. Trump's the best president of my lifetime.
But when he says we might have to spend more
money on healthcare, I don't have to like that. I
don't have to like that we bailed out Argentina. I
don't have to like. What was the thing they took
away the What was the thing that you liked? Billy ed, Well,
(04:18):
you didn't like it? Your friends did the gun porn? No,
not the porn.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh they took the porn away from you on the
internet in Texas too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Do you remember the gun control bell after Mandalay Bay.
It wasn't even a bill. It was a stock bomb stock.
It's the old bump stock business. I don't care for it. Well,
I didn't like bump stock, but I didn't like them
telling me we couldn't have it. But then Trump will
totally redeem himself by saying things like this.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Mister president, if you are declaring war against these cartels,
and Congress is likely to approve of that process, why
not just ask for a declaration of war.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a
declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people
that are bringing drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
In to our country.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh my, okay, we're gonna kill them.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They're gonna be like dead.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, he is gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Kill them dead, bro, worst kind of killing, bro.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's my president that I'm about blowing up them boats?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Why would he declare war on a group of people,
or you know, you declare war on the whole country
of Venezuela. No, it's just a drug runner.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, they are narco terras and the boats are filled
with fentanyls. So whatever you think about the drug war,
and believe me, I am no fan I don't have
an issue with him blowing up these boats filled with fentanyl.
Why would you care?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I guess the guys on the boat thought it might
make a difference because they study American politics. Several of
those guys on the boat, right before it got blown up,
they said that while they are not technically a fishing boat,
they identified as a fishing boat, and he thought that
might do it. But he forgot Trump's president now, and
(05:57):
remember what your other options are right now to around
the country like this guy.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And will continue to build on the legacy.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I would argue of our former president, who I think
was one of the most successful.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Presidents in the last century News and that is Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And Kevin knew somethings. Joe Biden is one of the
most successful presidents of the last century. Kevin, what would
you be willing to do to prove that point?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Is Joe Biden? And I will defend that to my grave.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To his grave, Well, a good deal, Kevin knew some
Patrick to look forward to. Patrick Pateman will spend the
rest of his life trying to prove that Joe Biden
was a great president.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's what we already know. It's true, because Gavin Newsom
told us earlier today that he cannot tell a lie.
It's it's just impossible for Gavin Newsom to lie. And
so when he says that, you know he's speaking the truth.
So there, Boom, what happened yesterday? I thought we were
going to get to see aliens? Did that ever happen
(06:51):
or no? I don't think so. It probably would have
been one of the big headlines on the news this morning.
Uh yeah, that comment that was shooting on the ass
the backside of the sun from us was supposed to
be bringing the aliens to visit, and I never heard
anybody say anything about it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bomber.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, it's kind of sad, really a letdown too, because
we all really thought this time they mean it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah. And then in Seattle yesterday this Halloween hater walked
up to someone's yard display and torched it. Oh no, Seattle.
And in Seattle it wasn't even a surprise to see
somebody walking around doing parson That's just what they do there.
Thankfully neighbors chased him off in put the fire out.
Here's the homeowners, Becca and Chris Beca spells her name
b e Kah, Mister Kenneth Becka.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's her prerogative, is it not.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, it's become my problem now because I have to
read it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, but is it really her problem or is it
her parents? Oh did her parents name her that?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Then?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
If so, she didn't have a lot to say about it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I know it's besides the point, but that is a
crappy name.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Just started picking them up and throwing them in like
it was a burn barrel bonfire into the.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
He had one burning there and another one burning over there.
Then he kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob
Ross skeleton into it, set Bob Ross on fire, then
began grabbing the little skeleton animals and throwing them in
there as well.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But we're very, very lucky because those bushes caught fire
and it's right by the fence, right by the house.
John literally came over with like a pot of water
like a you know, like a he make spaghetti is like,
and dumped it out. Another one brought the fire extinguisher,
which is now in the casket.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And I know we're all thinking the same thing right now,
is that your mom could have named you Rebecca or
just beca b e Cca. That would have been fine,
but she decided on b e Kah, proving once again
that idiocracy is happening all around us. And weirdly enough,
Becca is the hero of this story.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know it's the worst part is Bobs Okay, No,
I don't think he is. No pray for Bob Ross.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I get him fixed. Fixed cat don't tend to wander
all the time, cross him back and forth on that
route is lac Walton and Johnson Radio Network. What you
go to do?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Drug one of what make me say it's it's a
wrong song.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's a wrong song about Well, i'd expect that from
an anti semite like yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Why am I an anti semite?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Back to the Walter Johnson email at Walter Johnson dot com.
This is a director towards Kenny, the anti semite on
the show. Oh I'm Kenny. What what have I done
to upset our Jewish Rebecca? The name that you have
so so viciously attacked and ripped a part and destroyed
Rebecca with an H at the end. Well, that's just
(09:37):
the Jewish version of the spelling of the name. So
obviously you knew that, and you you just went all
you know, like anti Semite on poor Rebecca with an H.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Look, I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna go ahead
and use the anti Semites talking points against them right
now to prove I'm not one. Here on the screen
we have Becca Martinez, a Hispanic reality star, spells her
first name b e k a h. And as you know,
she can't be a jew because if she's well, because
a Hispanic can't be Jewish.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I only make it making these rules up yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, the anti Semites recently came up with that role
to explain why the president of Mexico isn't supposed to
be Jewish. By the way, look at Becca Martinez.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
What what's the president of Mexico look like like?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, she's Jewish, so then that which is suspicious?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That though?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, not that Rebecca, No, I wish yeah, look at her.
I like her.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
M No, Now, now you're you're being anti Semitic and misogynist.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I've always liked that girl's name, Becca, who spelled b
e k a H. You always have as soon as
I learned about this one, A different one with the freckles. No, yeah,
I know she's pretty in all of her pictures up
three kids. Never mind, Oh my god, it's not going
to do me any good. It's so excient.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It would get you caught up. You know, your age.
I think maybe you're kind of behind a little bit
on your baby, so's she's gotten out in front of
this and you can just you know, attach yourself to that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I would be okay with that. I would be okay
with being with a woman with a kid, because then
I could get past the changing diaper stage and get
right to being a grandpa. There you go, which I
think would be more fun. Besides, I live in a
city for those that don't know, that has a problem
with men not being able to procreate, and it goes
back decades. As a matter of fact, listen to this
old newsreel.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I found Houston, Texas Land of Opportunity, fastest growing big
city in the country, Boomtown, USA. The city is known
by all those names, and one the Chamber of Commerce
isn't so likely to brag about gay capital of the South,
but there are said to be more homosexual men and
women in Houston than anywhere outside New York, Los Angeles
(11:44):
or the mecca of gays, San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't really know if that's true anymore? Is San
Francisco is still the gay mecca or.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Well they have done everything they can to disslade people
from hitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is there even a need for a gay neighborhood anymore?
Gays are welcome everywhere, Like who cares you're gay?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It doesn't doesn't who cares you're gay?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Why even why do they even need gay neighborhoods. It's
not like gays are getting beat up just for me. Remember,
it's not like they're members of Turning Point. US said, no,
it's not like that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But remember, once you're a victim, it's it's really hard
to give up victim because you get because you get
the perks.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, and you know, gays were victimized for so long
that you know that, and then the trans came in
and victimized us some more. I thought, no, we're we're
still victimized every day, and we need special treatment.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's one thing I've never had as a white heteronormative
cisgendered slightly taller than average, just slightly better looking than average,
just slightly more intelligent than average. We're talking about now,
upper middle class white guy. I've never you've been able
to be a victim. But I've never been great enough
to be great at anything? You know, right, Man, isn't
(12:55):
that a shame? Just you're just like in that average group.
You're just like an average person, but just a little
above average to the point where people are like, Kenny,
you've got everything. What do you have to complain about?
Do you hear that a lot?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And I'm like, I don't. I thought that victimhood. Victimhood
would be great. I'd like something for free. I didn't
even get a stimulus chuck, No way, No, I made
just enough money where I didn't get to benefit from
the system that I paid into.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's a shame. You should have got one of them
stimulus jakes.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Do you make the same amount of money as me?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, I didn't report it, obviously. You don't know how
to play the game. Yeah, I pay my taxes. This
is a second time it came up this morning. Hey,
Bill Gates is no longer on the doomsday wagon. He
no longer thinks climate change is gonna kill us. This
will shock you. It turns out now that this whole
man made climate change thing it was a hoax. Boy,
(13:44):
have you ever remember hearing anybody ever tell you that before. Yeah,
Billy ed Hatfield said it. We've been saying it for
like what eighteen years? John Walton said it, Billy as
far back as al Gore, So that's like two thousand.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Sure. Till five, Bill gates fake meat company hasn't done
so well, and he's come to the realization that you
can't win elections with the useless alarmism.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, first of all, you shouldn't set up a fake company.
Didn't the Bidens do that just to you know, funnel
cash to them.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I think it worked pretty well for them. They didn't
have any consequences at all.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Bill Gates didn't have a fake company. He had a
fake meat company. Right, but right, that's what you said.
He has a fake meat company. No, the meat, the
make meat, the yeah company. Right, the company they're selling
it's artificial. It's like the fake and bacon. It depends
on where you put the emphasis on the words.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You know, the tofurky Billiot, it's that kind of thing. Yeah,
I don't care for it anyway. After spending years warning
about the end of times due to global warming, Bill
Gates says he no longer has a doomsday outlook, but
he's very concerned that you're not going to spend money
on his fake meat the products very upsetting. Gates says
he was setting up a false dichotomy using propagated by
(14:57):
climate skeptics that Pitt's efforts to tackle climate change against
foreign aid for the poor. Oppenheimer says, despite his efforts
to make clear that he takes climate change seriously, his
words are bound to be misused by those who would
like nothing more than to destroy efforts to deal with
climate change.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Because just what he said, Okay, it's not it's not
the existential problem that we were told it was, and
it's not going to kill all of mankind like we
were told it would.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But Michael Oppenheimer, a professor of geoscience and international affairs
at Princeton University, says, now Bill Gates is part of
the problem.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's right. Yeah, nothing changed, except Bill just took the
other side. So he's dead to me. Now he's dead
to me, I tell you.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Anyway, here's the Dodge boys.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
The Dodge boys, that's something not to fight for the panda,
cause they know he is right there. If you want
to move fast, want to go far, get a Polara
man what a car. See the Polaria as a Dodge boy,
good guys, they all wear a white hat.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We got to do a commercial like that for archer
Kia here in Houston.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That I've never heard of a Polara. It was a car.
Oh yeah, the Dodge Polara. They were great. I mean
until they started bursting into flames and killing people. But
for a while there. That was one.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
What year did the Polara come out? It must have
been before I was even born.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, to answer your question, that commercials from the nineteen sixties.
It was produced by a Dallas based production company, Visual Presentations.
They were called Yeah, We've been looking through the Texas
archives of old TV foodage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There's some there's some ugly stuff in there too.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, like this old report on Lagrange. Apparently they used
to have hookers.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Tom Davis, everybody around the Cottonwood Ends l Patron Club
in Lagrange knows him as mister Tom had even more
of a ball than usual. On the twenty fourth of
March nineteen ninety, backs to day he celebrated his eighty
seventh birthday. Woy women from all over Fayette County and
beyond showed up to boogie and waltz and polka and
(16:58):
rock and roll.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Boy, this guy must have a lot of money because
in the video we're looking at it, the guy looks
like a cadaver and all these attractive women are trying
to dance with him.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I know they wanted to get up next to him
really quick.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Boy, the next time he has a birthday party, I'm
gonna go to it, you bet. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I love a Halloween. It's the one night of the
year chicks use to unleash their inner ho bag Walton
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