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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is what The original is one of my favorite songs.
So it's good now. So I never you know, I
didn't feel like we needed an updated version, but I got.
I got admit that is pretty good. Shooter Jennings version
of Walk of Life is pretty cool in my opinion.
And now a song that sucks, well, tell Bill Clinton
it sucks.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's President Bill Clinton's birthday today, and I know you
join me and wanting to wish him the best and
a long continued life on into his eighties next year.
He's seventy nine today.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Boy, I really hope he sticks around. He's a national treasure,
that Bill Clinton. You bet you yeah, I love him.
Also having birthdays this morning include.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anybody else of you know, when Bill Clinton's birthday, you
gotta be pretty big name to compete with that fat
Joe you know from well, you know who he is.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
B I have his music right here. What are the
odds of that? You got lean Back? No, this is
Make It Rain featuring a Lil Wayne, but I like Ryne.
Lean Back is good, but this song's got a little
Wayne in it. I had no idea. Well, in New
Orleans they love this.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I just didn't know you had an available Fat is
fifty five. Leanne Womack is fifty nine. Kira Sedgwick, who
played Brenda Lee Johnson in The Closer.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And is Kevin Bacon's wife is she's sixty. He made
it rain on that hole. Kevin Dylan is sixty. John
Stamos is sixty two. You know Uncle Jesse, absolutely, Uncle
Jesse made it rain all over band Becky Peter Gallagher
is seventy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Gerald mcrainey fan fantastic after seventy eight years old.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I bet he made it rain, don't you know? And
no longer with us. Matthew Perry, I mentioned him earlier
this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Johnny Nash Ginger Baker from you know Cream, I guess
and oh Fred Thompson remember him. There was a time
when everybody thought that guy is just gonna be the
best president ever because he acted very presidential. What we
didn't realize was he was just a really good actor
or a really bad politician.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, being a good actor doesn't make you a good politician, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Orville right, Willie Shoemaker, Oh the popcorn guy, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I love his popcorn.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's National Potato Day, Potato potato potato.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nobody says potato. You just made that up. You're just
saying that to trigger me, just giving you an opportunity.
You're just saying that to make me mad. It was
an opportunity. Everything makes me mad now, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Then?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Anyway, then there's that what's the most underrated kind of potatoes?
And why is it old? Grotten? Oh? Man, ain't o grotton?
They're so good, dude, what about I don't know what
that is. Most potatoes are good. It would be easier
to tell you which potatoes are not good? Like I
always well like a steak fry. Couldn't decide if it
wanted to be a baked potato or a French fry.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not Yeah, it's not thin enough. And I like crunchy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I mean, I'm gonna eat it. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
The best fry, of course, is the curly. That's without question.
My favorite fry has always been the curly. Or you're wrong,
which do you want to be?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Eag ainny? I want to what a burger fry? I
also like the McDonald's fries. It's kind of the same fry.
You know, you like salt is what you like? I
don't like in and out burger fries. I want to
like them because I apparently the CEO, the people that
run the company are based. They're red pelled like us.
The problem is those cheeseburgers are not bad. I mean,
they're pretty good, but the fries are such a disappointment.
It makes me consider that maybe the Chinese Communists are right. Well, okay,
(03:44):
then let's go with that anyway. Today in history, oh
real quick, it's a National soft serve ice Cream Day
and National Hot and Spicy Food Day. Every days, cream
and hot and spicy. It's every day for me.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You eat the hot spicy, then you follow it with
the ice cream. Goes later when you you're sitting on
a tarlet and that that hot spicy's hitting you down below,
you just keep praying, come on, ice cream, put that
fire out.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Isn't it weird how you could build up your tolerance
for the hot and spicy when it's going in but
not coming out. Ibout we just focus on this day
in his heay, I just don't understand that. Talk to you.
Buy this Walton Johnson smartphone app? You ever try putting
hot sauce. I'm seeing the merch on vanilla ice cream.
I mean we got some merch don't we all right?
Go to I LOVEWJ dot com. Today we have Oh
I keep forgetting to tell everybody about this. I'm so
(04:28):
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Oh they come a run, And you might end up
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(05:11):
texts you get from numbers that aren't in your phone already,
and then when you temporarily turn it off, you see
that there's a whole bunch of weird texts, so you
turn it back on and then you don't have to
read them. Did you just recently discover that? Yeah? I
didn't know about it. It really solved a lot of
problems for me on the state in nineteen thirty four,
ninety one years ago, and it's still kind of a thing.
(05:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The Germans went to the poll is voting, you know,
and they voted, and ninety percent of them, according to
this stat voted for a fellow named Adolph Hitler.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was not what I had on my list the
president today. In nineteen thirty four, Myron Scott organized the
first All American soapbox Derby race. Isn't that better than Nazis?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Why did you have to interrupt my Hitler's story to
bring up some soapbox Derby or something?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What Billy ed? What's better Nazis or a soapbox Derby? Oh,
soapbox Derby? As a no brainer, Bro, soapbox Derby's were fun.
You never had one as a kid. Maybe that's why
you turned out the way you did the way I did. Yeah,
you want to explain that, would you like to extrapolate
on that? Well, don't you own a hair salon, you know, like, well,
yes I do. Today. In sixteen ninety two, here's the
one you'll like, mister Kenneth, five women were hanged in Salem, Massachusetts.
(06:27):
There crime being a woman. No, I'm just kidding. Witchcraft,
which a wit? Yeah. Today. In nineteen oh nine, in
the first race was held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
Billy ud uh huh yeah, first race. Yeah, that's cool right, yeah, yeah,
and then cool today. In nineteen thirteen, candymaker Clarence Crane
registers the trademark for Lifesavers mint candy Mint. It was
(06:48):
a mint. The original life Savers were mints. You're reading
it right there. Why would do you doubt it? I
would have thought, like cherry or something. Nobody wants a mint,
Lifesaver garbage candy today. In nineteen sixty four, the Beatles
I'll skip well, thank you, yeah no today. In eighteen
seventy six, Republicans nom nominated Gerald Ford to be their candidate,
and he was one of the worst Republican presidents ever,
(07:10):
but he did have a really good theme song, didn't he.
Have you ever heard Gerald Ford's theme song? I hate
never heard.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
There's a change that's come over America, a change that's
great to see. We're living here in peace again. We're
going back to work again. It's better than it used
to be. I'm feeling good about America, and everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm feeling good about America. Not great.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So somebody else will come along later and try to
make it great again.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's true. Jerald Ford did not make it that great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In twenty ten, on this date, fifteen years ago, Operation
Iraqi Freedom officially ended. All right, the last of our
combat troops left Iraq, and I hear things are great
over there now. Yeah, well we went in there and
things around for those folks, we'll never have to go
there again. Oh, they love us today.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In nineteen thirty, nineteen ninety three, I'm sorry, Kim Basinger
and Alec Baldwin got married. They did. Boy did she
dodge a bullet? Am I right? Thank you, thank you?
And today two thousand and four, a Google stock began
trading at eighty five dollars. It was a thousand bucks
invested that day would be worth ninety five thousand dollars today?
Did you do that? No, I didn't know. In two
(08:26):
thousand and four, I had like twenty one. I mentioned
it then because back then I was spending most of
my money on weed and I didn't have enough of it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, and now and now I don't have that problem anymore. Well, no,
you don't have a problem anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now I'm old. I need little what do they? I
need triangle pills? Which one the ones shaped like a triangle?
I don't know what they are. Someone keeps telling me
to get them. Yeah, I keep getting this email. Someone's like,
you probably need a triangle pill. It was like, what
is that? Like euthanasia or something that sounds like it.
I don't want to. I have to go to Asia.
That doesn't matter. Everybody thinks you should, so you're gonna
have to do it. I guess. Well, if everybody anything, So,
(09:00):
when has everybody ever been wrong about anything? Besides that
thing you were talking about in nineteen thirty four. I
like how this conversation came full circle. We have a
weird way of doing that. That's like our superpower, right.
It'd be a lot cooler if we had X ray
vision or flight or spreathe underwater.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But that invisible invisible would be great. Really check out
some chicks.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Huh yeah, but no, but we have this weird ability
to remember funny things we said ten minutes ago and
then say them again at the perfect time. It's funny
you use the word funny in that regard. Why what
was funny about that? Nothing? And yet you thought it was?
Is this what it means to be postmodern? Are we
doing that right now? I hope not? God me did?
(09:43):
Or gay was Andy Kaffin he was postmodern? I gotta
think it. No.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, the reason you haven't found love yet is because
your muscles aren't big enough. You just don't have big
enough muscles. It has nothing to do with your personality,
your anxiety, not putting yourself out there, the economic status,
your face were, any of that stuff. You just need
bigger muscles. I promise.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. You were a
young lad, Billy d it's so young lad? You say, okay, yeah,
Back when you were a kid, they didn't have any
of these training teachers. People didn't even have sex with
their teachers back then. You know, well I sure didn't. No,
now it happens all the time. Days, school days. It's
(10:27):
not like any days or things. You don't need a rage.
You really urged.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
We English was something you had, you know when the
Forecastle said, I.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
S so we never were ever sent. I'm good on this.
There's more. I don't need to hear it. I feel
like we're done with this. Okay. So you thought that
was good. No, I didn't make it. The producers prepared
that for us.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And then you pushed that button and made it happen,
and then you didn't turn it down when you heard it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I kept thinking something funny. You was gotta think and
maybe something eventually. That was about ten to fifteen seconds
of my life, and I just don't understand what the
point of it was, all of our lives. Well, I'm
with you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That particularly great song was not part of the Band
Together Texas concert that was taking place Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What's that? It's called band Together Texas a concert to
raise money for sand Together for the Texas Hill Country
flood relief. Oh, the Texas Democrat lawmakers told us that
wasn't important anymore. That's why they all went to Chicago.
People are still worried about that.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
It was pretty nice Cody Johnson saying how great the
art and a lot of other big stars and the
music got together at the Moody Center in Austin. They
had Miranda Lambert headlining with Parker McCullum. I don't know
who that is, Matthew Hey, McConaughey did a moving introduction,
(12:09):
and they had Ryan Bingham and Pat Green, Randy Rogers
band love them.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I actually like a lot of those artists. That's cool.
I would have got into that, not all.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
The you know, the celebrities there were musically inclined.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Roger Clemens in his quaid what Roger Clemens do? Throw
a few singers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They were just there adding their particular celebrity to the
fundraising efforts.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That'd be kind of cool. If they did anything with
Roger Clemens where he threw some fastballs and if you
could hit him, Mac Brown, you'd have to give money
to charity.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Players Vince Young, Colt McCoy and anyway, they raised so
far and it's still climbing up eight and a half
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's a lot. So that was very nice. Yeah, how
much of that money goes to the victims of the flood?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Some of it Oh, I'm sure it's all go. Community
Foundation of the Texas Hill Country and Central Texas Community Foundation,
both recipients of that support.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It would be interesting to compare Fire Aid, that California
fundraiser for the fire victims, to the flood thing what
they call it, the band together, the band together. It'd
be really interesting to compare the two and see which
of these two organizations had a higher percentage of the
donations actually go to the cause.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They were raising money, not the amount of money raised,
the amount of money to actually donated.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Or just the percentage. Per capita is per capita and
this context racist mister always why is per capita?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Upset you guys? So that's all you don't get to question.
Oh that's right, thought, Oh I don't want to be racist.
Twice there's a lot of racism. Well, anyway, we got
that going for us now, So I guess the Democrats
are right.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's all better. Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What did the Still to this point don't understand how
it is that the Democrats, although they have the media
on their side, are claiming a victory because they left town,
left the state really avoid voting in a special session.
But then they are back now and Governor Abbits told
(14:07):
another special session, and they're supposed to vote on the
same thing now in the second special session, so they
have to scatter like rats again.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Okay, So they got what they wanted in the sense
that they wanted the publicity, but that's attention. They also
wanted other states to react to the fact that Texas
was doing this in their own state legislatures, more specifically
the Blue states and so did that extent. And they're
not being punished. Really are they being punished.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's the most aggravating part about all. This is a
whole big tough governor abbit. He he just stood up
to him. Okay, wrong choice of words. Anyway, he vote
up on him and said, oh, you're gonna lose your
job and you're gonna get put in jail, and you're
gonna move.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You'll you'll pay nothing, no, not for a week ten days.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All he did was like the parent driving along in
the family vacation. You know, if you kids don't stop that,
if you don't make me. Dad never did stop the car.
My dad did. But Governor Rabbits apparently didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I feel like to your point that it wasn't like
the Democrats won It's just that the Republicans didn't either.
They did not do anything that they said they would do.
What really came from any of this anything and wasn't.
The whole point of this was to, uh, we needed
to help the flood victims. It was an emergency. It
was so urgent that we're going to go stay at
a holiday inn in Naperville. And he'd stan Mkeita's Donuts
(15:34):
until the session ends. So that's kind of fun though,
I mean, but you really get you work done first.
You think they just drove around listening to queen in
an old beat up Ford Festiva. I think that's what
they did. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Ye did you know that the original Jake of Jake
from State Farm it was a white guy.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That wasn't what I was gonna say. He was an
actual State Farm employee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
In fact, they replaced him with black Jake, and apparently
everybody thought were good, that's way better. But black Jake
never worked at State Farm. White Jake did.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He was named Jake Stone. Here is that commercial when
the wife comes downstairs catching her husband on the phone
with the really, yeah, i'd like that you're talking too.
It's Jake from State Farm, Jake from State Farm at
three in the morning. Who is this from State Farm?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Jake from State Farm? And then that became a fun
she's a dude, and then that became a funny meme
for Beam for trannies. Yeah, and then white Jake had
to go. Okay, So the Jake from State Farm actor
was Kevin Miles. When he was introduced, he asked, the
real Jake, do they ever ask you what you're wearing?
(16:47):
Is a throwback to the original ad and apparently the
oh so clever Yeah, hilarious unless you have State Farm
and then you try to make a claim and then
sometimes that don't work out so good. Everybody always makes
this argument. They're like, that's the cheap one. No Geico
is the cheap one. No Enterprise is the cheap one.
I think the cheap one is whichever doesn't know about
all your speeding tickets and the fender bender you got
(17:09):
into five years ago, when so such thing as a
cheap one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
These days now all the insurance is too dang hah
yeah and just.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Tur dying ha. Somebody ought to do something about that. Well,
saying it on the radio is enough, is it? I
don't know. We complain about a lot of stuff, and
then I wake up the next day it's still a problem. Yeah, well,
uh we do. We do have this women Delightfully mysterious
or backcrap crazy. Wow, it is our women News Report,
(17:39):
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Speaker 2 (17:40):
That'd be Heywood Harvest. You're probably gonna need that if
you're gonna have to deal with women.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know, it seems like once a month, for several days,
every woman in my life is just really irritating, and
then after a few days they're not that irritating anymore,
and then a month will pass, and then right around
the same time, suddenly they're really irritating again.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know what you mean. You know what it is, right,
I mean they didn't get enough. Heywood Harvest is bills.
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Speaker 1 (18:05):
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all right. A single Gale matched with a potential suitor
on a dating app. Recently. This was posted on social media,
and then she realized the guy she was talking to
was already dating her friend. Oh nice, I meant? She did?
(18:26):
She play along? And imagine this happens a lot if
we're did you know there's groups on Facebook called like
uh are you dating my boyfriend? Where women will post
pictures of their boyfriend and then the guys dating so
many girls at once that they find that, like there's
multiple women. They have like groups on the internet for
all women who dated Bryson or whatever. Oh god, like
(18:48):
how many people dated Bryson? Well, I wouldn't say I
was a datinger. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. Yeah,
that's probably what Bryson would say. The shocker day was
revealed on social media. They shared this draw jaw story.
She swiped right immediately messaged the dude. They started chatting.
It seemed like a good match, of course. She explained
why she was drawn to him. He was cute, he
(19:09):
had a funny bio, Yet something about him seemed familiar.
She couldn't quite put her finger on it. But I
bet he could. I bet he did. After mentioning the
very minor detail of what his favorite caucient coffee shop
coffee shop thank you coincidentally the same coffee shop she
and her friend frequent the suspicious woman started to put
the two together. Suddenly dawned on her, but she not
(19:29):
only knew who the guy was, she had previously been
on a double date with this man. Huh, So she
called him out. His reply was eye roll inducing. He said,
oh hah, yeah, but this is just for fun. Don't
tell her, like he was asking me to keep his
little oop secret. Yeah, she told, Yeah, I mean they
did go on a double date together.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What she should have done was sign up for a
date with him and then take her girlfriend with her
and let's go meet him.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. But I mean, if this guy was pretty smooth,
he could probably make the most out of that, Like
he could take and into a triple play. You know
what I'm talking about. Dude, You try to Thibody. Oh yeah, bro, yeah, no,
I understand everyone's emotional right now, but listen up, stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
It is what The original is one of my favorite songs.
So it's good now. So I never you know, I
didn't feel like we needed an updated version, but I got.
I got admit that is pretty good. Shooter Jennings version
of Walk of Life is pretty cool in my opinion.
And now a song that sucks, well, tell Bill Clinton
it sucks.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's President Bill Clinton's birthday today, and I know you
join me and wanting to wish him the best and
a long continued life on into his eighties next year.
He's seventy nine today.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Boy, I really hope he sticks around. He's a national treasure,
that Bill Clinton. You bet you yeah, I love him.
Also having birthdays this morning include.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anybody else of you know, when Bill Clinton's birthday, you
gotta be pretty big name to compete with that fat
Joe you know from well, you know who he is.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
B I have his music right here. What are the
odds of that? You got lean Back? No, this is
Make It Rain featuring a Lil Wayne, but I like Ryne.
Lean Back is good, but this song's got a little
Wayne in it. I had no idea. Well, in New
Orleans they love this.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I just didn't know you had an available Fat is
fifty five. Leanne Womack is fifty nine. Kira Sedgwick, who
played Brenda Lee Johnson in The Closer.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And is Kevin Bacon's wife is she's sixty. He made
it rain on that hole. Kevin Dylan is sixty. John
Stamos is sixty two. You know Uncle Jesse, absolutely, Uncle
Jesse made it rain all over band Becky Peter Gallagher
is seventy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Gerald mcrainey fan fantastic after seventy eight years old.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I bet he made it rain, don't you know? And
no longer with us. Matthew Perry, I mentioned him earlier
this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Johnny Nash Ginger Baker from you know Cream, I guess
and oh Fred Thompson remember him. There was a time
when everybody thought that guy is just gonna be the
best president ever because he acted very presidential. What we
didn't realize was he was just a really good actor
or a really bad politician.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, being a good actor doesn't make you a good politician, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Orville right, Willie Shoemaker, Oh the popcorn guy, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I love his popcorn.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's National Potato Day, Potato potato potato.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nobody says potato. You just made that up. You're just
saying that to trigger me, just giving you an opportunity.
You're just saying that to make me mad. It was
an opportunity. Everything makes me mad now, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Then?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Anyway, then there's that what's the most underrated kind of potatoes?
And why is it old? Grotten? Oh? Man, ain't o grotton?
They're so good, dude, what about I don't know what
that is. Most potatoes are good. It would be easier
to tell you which potatoes are not good? Like I
always well like a steak fry. Couldn't decide if it
wanted to be a baked potato or a French fry.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not Yeah, it's not thin enough. And I like crunchy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I mean, I'm gonna eat it. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
The best fry, of course, is the curly. That's without question.
My favorite fry has always been the curly. Or you're wrong,
which do you want to be?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Eag ainny? I want to what a burger fry? I
also like the McDonald's fries. It's kind of the same fry.
You know, you like salt is what you like? I
don't like in and out burger fries. I want to
like them because I apparently the CEO, the people that
run the company are based. They're red pelled like us.
The problem is those cheeseburgers are not bad. I mean,
they're pretty good, but the fries are such a disappointment.
It makes me consider that maybe the Chinese Communists are right. Well, okay,
(03:44):
then let's go with that anyway. Today in history, oh
real quick, it's a National soft serve ice Cream Day
and National Hot and Spicy Food Day. Every days, cream
and hot and spicy. It's every day for me.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You eat the hot spicy, then you follow it with
the ice cream. Goes later when you you're sitting on
a tarlet and that that hot spicy's hitting you down below,
you just keep praying, come on, ice cream, put that
fire out.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Isn't it weird how you could build up your tolerance
for the hot and spicy when it's going in but
not coming out. Ibout we just focus on this day
in his heay, I just don't understand that. Talk to you.
Buy this Walton Johnson smartphone app? You ever try putting
hot sauce. I'm seeing the merch on vanilla ice cream.
I mean we got some merch don't we all right?
Go to I LOVEWJ dot com. Today we have Oh
I keep forgetting to tell everybody about this. I'm so
(04:28):
glad you reminded me a sale. Yeah, there's a sale
going on. Forget you told us yesterday? Yeah, but it
was late in the show. I feel like missed a
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Oh they come a run, And you might end up
with a weird, creepy stalker on the internet that won't
leave you alone and keeps creating new iPhone numbers just
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(05:11):
texts you get from numbers that aren't in your phone already,
and then when you temporarily turn it off, you see
that there's a whole bunch of weird texts, so you
turn it back on and then you don't have to
read them. Did you just recently discover that? Yeah? I
didn't know about it. It really solved a lot of
problems for me on the state in nineteen thirty four,
ninety one years ago, and it's still kind of a thing.
(05:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The Germans went to the poll is voting, you know,
and they voted, and ninety percent of them, according to
this stat voted for a fellow named Adolph Hitler.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was not what I had on my list the
president today. In nineteen thirty four, Myron Scott organized the
first All American soapbox Derby race. Isn't that better than Nazis?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Why did you have to interrupt my Hitler's story to
bring up some soapbox Derby or something?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What Billy ed? What's better Nazis or a soapbox Derby? Oh,
soapbox Derby? As a no brainer, Bro, soapbox Derby's were fun.
You never had one as a kid. Maybe that's why
you turned out the way you did the way I did. Yeah,
you want to explain that, would you like to extrapolate
on that? Well, don't you own a hair salon, you know, like, well,
yes I do. Today. In sixteen ninety two, here's the
one you'll like, mister Kenneth, five women were hanged in Salem, Massachusetts.
(06:27):
There crime being a woman. No, I'm just kidding. Witchcraft,
which a wit? Yeah. Today. In nineteen oh nine, in
the first race was held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
Billy ud uh huh yeah, first race. Yeah, that's cool right, yeah, yeah,
and then cool today. In nineteen thirteen, candymaker Clarence Crane
registers the trademark for Lifesavers mint candy Mint. It was
(06:48):
a mint. The original life Savers were mints. You're reading
it right there. Why would do you doubt it? I
would have thought, like cherry or something. Nobody wants a mint,
Lifesaver garbage candy today. In nineteen sixty four, the Beatles
I'll skip well, thank you, yeah no today. In eighteen
seventy six, Republicans nom nominated Gerald Ford to be their candidate,
and he was one of the worst Republican presidents ever,
(07:10):
but he did have a really good theme song, didn't he.
Have you ever heard Gerald Ford's theme song? I hate
never heard.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
There's a change that's come over America, a change that's
great to see. We're living here in peace again. We're
going back to work again. It's better than it used
to be. I'm feeling good about America, and everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm feeling good about America. Not great.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So somebody else will come along later and try to
make it great again.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's true. Jerald Ford did not make it that great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In twenty ten, on this date, fifteen years ago, Operation
Iraqi Freedom officially ended. All right, the last of our
combat troops left Iraq, and I hear things are great
over there now. Yeah, well we went in there and
things around for those folks, we'll never have to go
there again. Oh, they love us today.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In nineteen thirty, nineteen ninety three, I'm sorry, Kim Basinger
and Alec Baldwin got married. They did. Boy did she
dodge a bullet? Am I right? Thank you, thank you?
And today two thousand and four, a Google stock began
trading at eighty five dollars. It was a thousand bucks
invested that day would be worth ninety five thousand dollars today?
Did you do that? No, I didn't know. In two
(08:26):
thousand and four, I had like twenty one. I mentioned
it then because back then I was spending most of
my money on weed and I didn't have enough of it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, and now and now I don't have that problem anymore. Well, no,
you don't have a problem anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now I'm old. I need little what do they? I
need triangle pills? Which one the ones shaped like a triangle?
I don't know what they are. Someone keeps telling me
to get them. Yeah, I keep getting this email. Someone's like,
you probably need a triangle pill. It was like, what
is that? Like euthanasia or something that sounds like it.
I don't want to. I have to go to Asia.
That doesn't matter. Everybody thinks you should, so you're gonna
have to do it. I guess. Well, if everybody anything, So,
(09:00):
when has everybody ever been wrong about anything? Besides that
thing you were talking about in nineteen thirty four. I
like how this conversation came full circle. We have a
weird way of doing that. That's like our superpower, right.
It'd be a lot cooler if we had X ray
vision or flight or spreathe underwater.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But that invisible invisible would be great. Really check out
some chicks.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Huh yeah, but no, but we have this weird ability
to remember funny things we said ten minutes ago and
then say them again at the perfect time. It's funny
you use the word funny in that regard. Why what
was funny about that? Nothing? And yet you thought it was?
Is this what it means to be postmodern? Are we
doing that right now? I hope not? God me did?
(09:43):
Or gay was Andy Kaffin he was postmodern? I gotta
think it. No.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, the reason you haven't found love yet is because
your muscles aren't big enough. You just don't have big
enough muscles. It has nothing to do with your personality,
your anxiety, not putting yourself out there, the economic status,
your face were, any of that stuff. You just need
bigger muscles. I promise.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. You were a
young lad, Billy d it's so young lad? You say, okay, yeah,
Back when you were a kid, they didn't have any
of these training teachers. People didn't even have sex with
their teachers back then. You know, well I sure didn't. No,
now it happens all the time. Days, school days. It's
(10:27):
not like any days or things. You don't need a rage.
You really urged.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
We English was something you had, you know when the
Forecastle said, I.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
S so we never were ever sent. I'm good on this.
There's more. I don't need to hear it. I feel
like we're done with this. Okay. So you thought that
was good. No, I didn't make it. The producers prepared
that for us.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And then you pushed that button and made it happen,
and then you didn't turn it down when you heard it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I kept thinking something funny. You was gotta think and
maybe something eventually. That was about ten to fifteen seconds
of my life, and I just don't understand what the
point of it was, all of our lives. Well, I'm
with you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That particularly great song was not part of the Band
Together Texas concert that was taking place Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What's that? It's called band Together Texas a concert to
raise money for sand Together for the Texas Hill Country
flood relief. Oh, the Texas Democrat lawmakers told us that
wasn't important anymore. That's why they all went to Chicago.
People are still worried about that.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
It was pretty nice Cody Johnson saying how great the
art and a lot of other big stars and the
music got together at the Moody Center in Austin. They
had Miranda Lambert headlining with Parker McCullum. I don't know
who that is, Matthew Hey, McConaughey did a moving introduction,
(12:09):
and they had Ryan Bingham and Pat Green, Randy Rogers
band love them.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I actually like a lot of those artists. That's cool.
I would have got into that, not all.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
The you know, the celebrities there were musically inclined.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Roger Clemens in his quaid what Roger Clemens do? Throw
a few singers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They were just there adding their particular celebrity to the
fundraising efforts.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That'd be kind of cool. If they did anything with
Roger Clemens where he threw some fastballs and if you
could hit him, Mac Brown, you'd have to give money
to charity.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Players Vince Young, Colt McCoy and anyway, they raised so
far and it's still climbing up eight and a half
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's a lot. So that was very nice. Yeah, how
much of that money goes to the victims of the flood?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Some of it Oh, I'm sure it's all go. Community
Foundation of the Texas Hill Country and Central Texas Community Foundation,
both recipients of that support.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It would be interesting to compare Fire Aid, that California
fundraiser for the fire victims, to the flood thing what
they call it, the band together, the band together. It'd
be really interesting to compare the two and see which
of these two organizations had a higher percentage of the
donations actually go to the cause.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They were raising money, not the amount of money raised,
the amount of money to actually donated.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Or just the percentage. Per capita is per capita and
this context racist mister always why is per capita?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Upset you guys? So that's all you don't get to question.
Oh that's right, thought, Oh I don't want to be racist.
Twice there's a lot of racism. Well, anyway, we got
that going for us now, So I guess the Democrats
are right.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's all better. Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
What did the Still to this point don't understand how
it is that the Democrats, although they have the media
on their side, are claiming a victory because they left town,
left the state really avoid voting in a special session.
But then they are back now and Governor Abbits told
(14:07):
another special session, and they're supposed to vote on the
same thing now in the second special session, so they
have to scatter like rats again.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Okay, So they got what they wanted in the sense
that they wanted the publicity, but that's attention. They also
wanted other states to react to the fact that Texas
was doing this in their own state legislatures, more specifically
the Blue states and so did that extent. And they're
not being punished. Really are they being punished.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's the most aggravating part about all. This is a
whole big tough governor abbit. He he just stood up
to him. Okay, wrong choice of words. Anyway, he vote
up on him and said, oh, you're gonna lose your
job and you're gonna get put in jail, and you're
gonna move.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You'll you'll pay nothing, no, not for a week ten days.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All he did was like the parent driving along in
the family vacation. You know, if you kids don't stop that,
if you don't make me. Dad never did stop the car.
My dad did. But Governor Rabbits apparently didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I feel like to your point that it wasn't like
the Democrats won It's just that the Republicans didn't either.
They did not do anything that they said they would do.
What really came from any of this anything and wasn't.
The whole point of this was to, uh, we needed
to help the flood victims. It was an emergency. It
was so urgent that we're going to go stay at
a holiday inn in Naperville. And he'd stan Mkeita's Donuts
(15:34):
until the session ends. So that's kind of fun though,
I mean, but you really get you work done first.
You think they just drove around listening to queen in
an old beat up Ford Festiva. I think that's what
they did. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Ye did you know that the original Jake of Jake
from State Farm it was a white guy.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That wasn't what I was gonna say. He was an
actual State Farm employee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
In fact, they replaced him with black Jake, and apparently
everybody thought were good, that's way better. But black Jake
never worked at State Farm. White Jake did.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He was named Jake Stone. Here is that commercial when
the wife comes downstairs catching her husband on the phone
with the really, yeah, i'd like that you're talking too.
It's Jake from State Farm, Jake from State Farm at
three in the morning. Who is this from State Farm?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Jake from State Farm? And then that became a fun
she's a dude, and then that became a funny meme
for Beam for trannies. Yeah, and then white Jake had
to go. Okay, So the Jake from State Farm actor
was Kevin Miles. When he was introduced, he asked, the
real Jake, do they ever ask you what you're wearing?
(16:47):
Is a throwback to the original ad and apparently the
oh so clever Yeah, hilarious unless you have State Farm
and then you try to make a claim and then
sometimes that don't work out so good. Everybody always makes
this argument. They're like, that's the cheap one. No Geico
is the cheap one. No Enterprise is the cheap one.
I think the cheap one is whichever doesn't know about
all your speeding tickets and the fender bender you got
(17:09):
into five years ago, when so such thing as a
cheap one.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
These days now all the insurance is too dang hah
yeah and just.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Tur dying ha. Somebody ought to do something about that. Well,
saying it on the radio is enough, is it? I
don't know. We complain about a lot of stuff, and
then I wake up the next day it's still a problem. Yeah, well,
uh we do. We do have this women Delightfully mysterious
or backcrap crazy. Wow, it is our women News Report,
(17:39):
and it's probably brought to you BOM.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That'd be Heywood Harvest. You're probably gonna need that if
you're gonna have to deal with women.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know, it seems like once a month, for several days,
every woman in my life is just really irritating, and
then after a few days they're not that irritating anymore,
and then a month will pass, and then right around
the same time, suddenly they're really irritating again.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know what you mean. You know what it is, right,
I mean they didn't get enough. Heywood Harvest is bills.
Uh you know how to bills' stack out?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They know two guys named Bill that are annoying the
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all right. A single Gale matched with a potential suitor
on a dating app. Recently. This was posted on social media,
and then she realized the guy she was talking to
was already dating her friend. Oh nice, I meant? She did?
(18:26):
She play along? And imagine this happens a lot if
we're did you know there's groups on Facebook called like
uh are you dating my boyfriend? Where women will post
pictures of their boyfriend and then the guys dating so
many girls at once that they find that, like there's
multiple women. They have like groups on the internet for
all women who dated Bryson or whatever. Oh god, like
(18:48):
how many people dated Bryson? Well, I wouldn't say I
was a datinger. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. Yeah,
that's probably what Bryson would say. The shocker day was
revealed on social media. They shared this draw jaw story.
She swiped right immediately messaged the dude. They started chatting.
It seemed like a good match, of course. She explained
why she was drawn to him. He was cute, he
(19:09):
had a funny bio, Yet something about him seemed familiar.
She couldn't quite put her finger on it. But I
bet he could. I bet he did. After mentioning the
very minor detail of what his favorite caucient coffee shop
coffee shop thank you coincidentally the same coffee shop she
and her friend frequent the suspicious woman started to put
the two together. Suddenly dawned on her, but she not
(19:29):
only knew who the guy was, she had previously been
on a double date with this man. Huh, So she
called him out. His reply was eye roll inducing. He said,
oh hah, yeah, but this is just for fun. Don't
tell her, like he was asking me to keep his
little oop secret. Yeah, she told, Yeah, I mean they
did go on a double date together.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What she should have done was sign up for a
date with him and then take her girlfriend with her
and let's go meet him.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. But I mean, if this guy was pretty smooth,
he could probably make the most out of that, Like
he could take and into a triple play. You know
what I'm talking about. Dude, You try to Thibody. Oh yeah, bro, yeah, no,
I understand everyone's emotional right now, but listen up, stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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