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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Some guys.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
And next thing, you know, Kenny's like, you should tell
that on the radio. I was like, eah, you know,
I like to tell the fun exciting stories on the radio.
It's just a little spider in the year stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But you had an interesting way of getting it was
getting rid of it, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So he was up in to cut the country place
over the weekend, sure, and walk out the door and
I felt something drop on my head. You know, the
stuff drops out there a lot. You know, you get
all kinds of stuff out there in the country you
leave its park, whatever, worms, spiders, lizards, you know, could
be just about anything. So I just reached up there
and brushed my head, you know, get whatever it was off.
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And then I felt whatever it was crawl down into
my ear all right. And we went up in there,
you know, and I'm like, all right, I probably shouldn't
stick my finger in there because that'll just jam it
in there. Like I'm you know, kind of like trying
to put a cannon ball in a cannon or something.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't want that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Now, went check and say they get pray Lean to
put her her flashlight on it and see if she
She said, I can't see in there. But you know,
if it's a black or a brown something, you're probably
not gonna see it anyway. And she said, I got
this spray bottle, got some alcohol in it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Try that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So I sprayed the alcohol and that burns your ear
drum a little bit. But I sprayed that alcohol in it.
And man, let me tell you, that spider come out
of there like he's an Olympic athlete. I mean, he
is shot right out of that ear, landing on the floor.
And then I squished him, which was a shame because
I squished him to the point where you couldn't even
tell what kind it was.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's gross. Oh like, oh, I just get chill thinking
about it. I think it's kind of cool. It is cool.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But the bad side is now we have to set
the house on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well there's no other logical explanation. Yeah, I want to
go in now. She can't live there. I can't live here.
It's a spider. There's so many spiders there are in
that house here.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Imagine how many are in mister Kennot's house. No, do not,
I have an exterminator.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This, do not do that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
This very important birthday report now presented by mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Our birthday celebration includes some people that you actually have
heard of and like, so stand by for that. Okay,
we start the celebrity birthday list with Jessica Alba. She's
forty four today. Would she is a superhero and it
is National Superhero Day. She was Sue Storm if you
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remember in the Fantastic Four, also in Sin City. So oh,
and a billion dollar business called the Honest Company, which
makes non toxic household products. So you know she's doing
pretty well for so and it's called the Honest Company.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Property Brothers, the twins Jonathan and Drew are forty
seven today.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Penelope Cruz fifty one, you have a comment on that
one as well. Wood Wood Wood Bridget moynihan fifty four today.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
She gave birth to Tom Brady's first child. Would I
don't think he bothered to marry her them anyway? Supermodel?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But also in the last season of the One in Thailand?
Oh why notice?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Sure, Okay, I pretend like I can't think of the
name of it, just to make sure you all are
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Pretty winey hands is not bad. Look in look at
her I didn't say she was she just cude. I
don't know why you said she was ugly. We just
said she was fifty four.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That was messed up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How you're the one who must connotate fifty four with unattractive.
I never said that she was on attracted rude And
all you fifty plus women out there should hate Kenny. No.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think women are like fine wine, you know, the
older they get. How old is the one you just
went out with recently, the one I went out with
Reese thirty the one I went on a thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I don't think she was that old. Much younger
than that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
John Daily, the golfer, is fifty nine, okay. See Mary McDonald,
oh yeah, stands with a fist is seventy three years old.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's a great nickname. Great Jay Leno seventy five.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And Margaret old school beauty who fell for Elvis in
Viva Las Vegas. She's eighty four years old, now what
Harperly no longer with us obviously, But she wrote, or
allegedly wrote, to Kill a Mockingbird, her one and only novel,
by the way. Some say might have been written for her,
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but that's not our business.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, it's kind of like that. What's that movie? Not
shawshank Redemption?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What's the movie? There is a movie called Shawshanker.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, what's the movie with the two Irish brothers. It
was a movie called to Kill a Mockingbird too? Is
that the one you're thinking of? Boondock Saints? Boondock Saints sucked.
That was the only movie that guy ever made. Everyone,
Actually it's a good movie.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's not a good movie. Yeah, the guy that made
the movie, well his birthday today? How'd you bring him up?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Because you were talking about to Kill a Mockingbird? That's like,
there's no reason. It's the Boondock States of Books.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, to Kill a Mockingbird was never mind that I
was born on this date, nineteen thirty seven, Happy birthday.
Whatever happened to him, I don't know. It says here
he died in two thousand and six. I think he
retired Oscar Schindler. Maybe you've heard of him. The list
of Jews that he saved was more than a thousand people,
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mostly Polish Jews.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But they may have sex with some of them.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You'll have to ask him about that. Okay, it wasn't
in the movie. I know it seems inappropriate. Though it
is National Superhero Day, there's also National blueberry Pie Day.
Is that the pie that they that the kid threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And stand by me? I remember?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, I do remember that movie though. That was a
good movie. Yeah, there was a lot of people in
that movie that went on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To be eating contest and one kid started spewing and
then everybody started it. Pie was shooting out like fire hydrants.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I think I could eat a lot of pie in
a content. Sure, I had a lot of pie this weekend.
What why is everyone looking at me?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And now? What this day in history? And it's probably
brought to you by Lalpigers.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, I go to law tigers dot com today or
one one hundred law tigers if you get into a
motorcycle accident.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
There were several motorcycle accidents this weekend. Okay, I don't
know who or where, but I know there was.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yes, that's what.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Happened, and you wouldn't want that to happen to you. Yep,
all right, let's start on with this one. The year
was seventeen eighty nine in the South Pacific Ocean. Disaffected
crewman led by the acting Lieutenant Fletcher Christian seized control
of a ship, the HMS Bounty, from their captain, Lieutenant
William bligg Bly or whatever. It set him an eighteen
moyalists to drift and the ship's open launch.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
He does it on purpose, now you know I do. Yeah.
The reason behind the community is still debated.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It was little so they could make a movie about
it later and show us the top lived natives the
topless Native girls.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And that was a great movie.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The Mutiny on the Bounty, And it's one of the
only stories where the porn hub versions the best version,
I gotta think. Today, in nineteen forty five, Mussolini and
his mistress Clara are executed by Italian partisans. Can we
talk about Clara and Eva Braun for just a minute.
Eva Bron's the more famous one, right of all? The
guy she was with was probably the more famous one.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Now, the thing about Clara, you got to understand, uh,
not as famous, right, but probably more attractive if we're
being honest, right, Well, I got a picture every here.
Look at the way Clara could fill out a bikini.
Now I know she had Harry armpits and that was
kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In the forties. That really wasn't unusual, pretty common back then, right,
it was hard to shave your pits. But Italians was harry,
ain't they?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And have you ever looked at the video the photos
of her dead and Mussolini that they have photos of
their bodies all chopped up and mutilated after the people.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Got ahold of them. Yeah, they didn't like them.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
They're pretty hardcore looking, really gross photos. Hang on, I
got them here on the screen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Good look at this. You can really see like they're
inerts coming out there hanging. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's dead Mussolini there, that sure is dead. Well, you
know what I say, The only good fascist is a
dead fascist. You know, I say that a lot. Yeah,
said it four or five times today. I said it
earlier before I had that breakfast sandwich. For some reason. Anyway,
there's uh. I like photos of I just find it
interesting because you don't normally see these pictures from the
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historical news reports, but there they are, and it was
well documented.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Same with Saddam Hussein earlier. You can look at dead
pictures of Saddam Hussein on the air, all of them
guys hanging upside down there.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So these were this was Mussolini. Patacci Pazzali. That was
the hanging of Mussolini. I don't know what that translates to.
I don't speak Italian very well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wasn't that her last name? Uh? Her? No, her name
was Clara, Clara Patacci. No, no, just Clara.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
She was kind of like, okay, I don't kind of
like share, you know, she just had Dion or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She just had the one name. You know. That was
what was cool about Clara.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
She didn't bother you with the last name on This
made history twenty four years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Figured it out. Do the math, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
A guy named Dennis Tito paid twenty million dollars and
became the world's first space tourist. He didn't spend thirty
seconds in space. He didn't take an eleven minute ride.
The man spent eight days in orbit on the International
Space Station. Is Dennis Teto a household name?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, because he didn't bring a flower with and say
it was for girl power.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He didn't spend thirty seconds in space. He spent over
a week today.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
In nineteen fifty three, Howard Rozen got a patent for
his raincoat for two. Never really caught on, and there
was a raincoat for two that you could get well,
it sounds stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Look it's an actual patent. I have a picture of
it here. Sure it's not just for fat people. No,
it's two.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's two raincoats that attach together and this guy. It's
on the patent website. I'm looking at it right now.
It's patent to US two six three six one seven
six A.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Thank you for that. You're welcome. Yeah, it's the old
double coat, that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, I prefer the other coat where you get three
midgets to stand on each other's sold shoulders.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's a good time. Yeah, that's more entertaining to me.
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
So today, in nineteen sixty seven, Muhammad Ali he tells
the army, you know, thanks to his draft notice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You know what he's in. He got no beef with
via call I mean me neither to be honest with
you today. That's exactly how he put it. But that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Today, in nineteen sixty nine, French President Charles Goule resigns.
And today, in two thousand and five, the loaded burrito
scare at the New Mexico High School was a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You remember that closely.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A New Mexico boy carrying the school a wrap thirty
inch burrito.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's how big in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
That he made as an extra credit project touched off
a massive police alert. They thought it was a suspicious item.
Was that same boy later that went flying around and uh?
What was that kid that flew around in something? No,
I think you're thinking of Akhmed the clock boy. But
he didn't fly anywhere. He just got to hang out
with Obama. That's probably what you mean.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Right. There was one kid that flew around. I don't
know if he was in a bounty house or something.
Balloon Boy, bubble boy, bubble boy, whatever he was. Yeah,
he didn't fly anywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Bubble Boy had some kind of a disease.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Where called him balloon.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Boy, and they said that their six year olds on
Falcon was trapped in a homemade balloon. There was no
boy in it. By the way, Falcon was home in
the attic all that time.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well, I don't remember that one. I got to think
if he's.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
In two thousand and nine, if you name your kid Falcon,
you know what chance does he have. He's either gonna
do porn or he's going to go to Prison's not
don't name your kid Falcons.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm gonna say that men have beauty standards that are
too high.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yet they also say that men want to have sex
with everything that moves, So which.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
One is it? Wolton and Johnson?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
If suspected for some time, and I believe I'm more
right now than ever that Kenny is using these intro songs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To get girls.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
No, Oh, I would never a Your suggestion that there's
a portion of our audience who are young females that
are impressed by my great indie rock and alternative dance
selections is in no way at all an indication of
what's affecting my sex life right now.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I can't say for sure that they're impressed, but I
think you're trying.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
You're correct, You are correct about that all right. Over
the weekend, New York Times author journalist whatever he is,
guy employee, let's just call him New York Times employed
David Brooks is on this panel talking about the judge
who just got arrested for helping to protect illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
And he's one specific that was in her courtroom right
when they came for him. Their ice is outside the door,
waiting for this trial to be over or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And so she slips him out the back door with
his lawyer and then goes, uh, I don't don't worry
what and he's not a good guy.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, it's not like this was some you know, civil
rights worker or some humanitarian or is a gang banger,
is a bad person anyway, So they're doing a panel.
They're talking about it on cable news PBS actually, but
it doesn't news hours in the name of the show technically.
New York Times David Brooks says he doesn't know the
specific details of the Judge Dugan case, but she's a hero.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well, obviously they're trying to send a note of intimidation
not only to her but to all judges and maybe
to all Americans. But I don't yet know the specific
details of this case. Whether she escorted the guy at
the jury door, or whether she's let him or it's
so that's all Mark. I don't want to comment on
this specific case, but especially on the issue of immigration,
there are a lot of people who are appalled by
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what the administration is doing, and there will be times
for civil disobedience. And to me, if she, let's say,
she did escort this guy out the door, if federal
enforcement agencies come to your courtroom and you help a
guy escape. That is two things. One, it strikes me
as maybe something illegal, but it also strikes me as
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something heroic.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
See, he doesn't know the details, but this certainly isn't
going to stop him from talking about this bro.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You have just doubled down on the R word. I
mean that you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, come on, you don't know what this guy. Let's
pretend it was child sex, slavery. Let's pretend he was
human smuggling, the one of the word murder, rape, And
you snuck the guy out the back of the court. Well,
that's heroic. No, it's not heroic.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He admits she broke the law and she got arrested
for it, which is kind of how that works.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You break the law, you're getting arrested.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
These people are wrong so frequently that it almost makes
you wonder if they're ever embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So now I have to ask the question because I
just saw that Shiftless guy on Adam Shiftless sure, and
he was claiming that the Democrat Party is in disarray.
That's the word they used in the news. Oh, the
Democrats are just they're all scanned. They don't know who
their leadership is, they don't know what their positions are.
They're just Democrats. Are the ones telling us that the
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Democrat Party is hurting?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And you know you can't believe a word that comes
out of their mouth. So are they in disarray or
are they telling us that the old rope a dope?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Right? Yeah, watch them. It's a great question.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And on that note, have you looked at any of
the footage of the Colorado nightclub that was?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, that was like roaches scurry and when you flip
the light switch on, what is about one hundred of them?
Boys come running out at place, all these illegals and
they're having to chase them around between cars and the
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Never work.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I've been to Denver many times over the past couple
of years. Do you know how difficult it is to
find a room that's not filled with white people. It's
one of the whitest places in America. And yet look
at that, Yeah, dramatic footage captured the moment hundreds of
DEA agents descended on a Colorado nightclub over the weekend,
one hundred illegal immigrants in the early morning hours.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
There are more than three hundred law enforcement.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Officers Colorado Springs. Yeah, well even wider, yeah, yeah, I
mean come on, I just like you know the accuracy
Denver was used, and I'm just saying it close, close, close,
but no cigar. But it's wild to think in Denver
it's hard to find a room full of minorities. What
do you think it's like in Colorado Springs?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is my point?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Gott'll be the one hundred and fourteen illegal migrants were
detained in the raid on the underground club allegedly frequented
by members of MS thirteen. Why don't they just put
all the MS thirteen guys and all the trend a
Arrago guys in the same room. Doesn't that problem kind
of solve itself?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Been begging somebody to come up with Ted playing that
actually gets you know, has a say so so far
nothing and some of these women that they were you
know Ted Cruz, right, won't you get Ted Cruz to
do the uh illegal immigration fight club?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I do know Ted Cruz?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
All right, call one of his staffers, if you know
anybody that works for him. He's probably too busy to
take a call. And uh, you know, tell when the
little gals over there get Ted on the line, we
got a good plan.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What makes you think they're gals? Well? I just figure,
you know, they are the ones.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They are, but you know, probably girl, that's technically true.
I'm that note. I thought it was kind of interesting.
Is they're escorting people out of this venue.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Look how different guys dress at a nightclub than how
girls dress.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know these are illegal immigrants, but they don't have
to Look at this guy, dirty, ripped up jeans.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And a hoodie. Look at her ball gown and high heels.
One of these things is not like the other women.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You're working harder than a tube top on. Yeah, you
don't see as many tube tops as you used to.
And I think maybe she at least should get I
don't say she gets to stay, but we'll send to
her back.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Last, what do you say? You know you're honest? I'm there.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, you dress appropriately, Maybe we'll look wink wink, look
the other way.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Look.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I've made this point many times. Refugees from Ukraine. Okay,
women age twenty one to thirty five, absolutely, you're good
with that. According to the CEOs of Target, Walmart, Home Depot,
and some other big box stores, tariffs will lead to
some supply chain disruption and empty store shelves.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Now apparently, no.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
More, what actually did lead to supply chain disruptions? Joe
Biden COVID. Yeah, yeah, they blamed it on COVID. Oh yeah,
you can't get that because uh, you know we had COVID.
Oh that means that the ships can't be unloaded yet No,
they did all that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Well, you know, one way to unload the ships without
anyone getting COVID is just do what they do in
Europe and Japan and have it all be automated by robots.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right. I know this is unpopular.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I know we have listeners who are dock workers, but
I can't help but notice that technology exists, and it's
being used in most of the world right now. The
only thing preventing it from happening in America is unions.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm pretty sure whether we're for it or against it,
it's still going to happen.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It's absolutely We're not coming anyway. So tariffs are coming,
and it's not as bad as it sounds.
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Speaker 3 (19:18):
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a Republican.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh my god, that is. These people are.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Just remarkably insane, making yourself unattractive to own the Republicans
take that bag.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I want you to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You should definitely bring your milkshake to my yard.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Walton and Johnson
Some guys.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
And next thing, you know, Kenny's like, you should tell
that on the radio. I was like, eah, you know,
I like to tell the fun exciting stories on the radio.
It's just a little spider in the year stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
But you had an interesting way of getting it was
getting rid of it, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So he was up in to cut the country place
over the weekend, sure, and walk out the door and
I felt something drop on my head. You know, the
stuff drops out there a lot. You know, you get
all kinds of stuff out there in the country you
leave its park, whatever, worms, spiders, lizards, you know, could
be just about anything. So I just reached up there
and brushed my head, you know, get whatever it was off.
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And then I felt whatever it was crawl down into
my ear all right. And we went up in there,
you know, and I'm like, all right, I probably shouldn't
stick my finger in there because that'll just jam it
in there. Like I'm you know, kind of like trying
to put a cannon ball in a cannon or something.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't want that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Now, went check and say they get pray Lean to
put her her flashlight on it and see if she
She said, I can't see in there. But you know,
if it's a black or a brown something, you're probably
not gonna see it anyway. And she said, I got
this spray bottle, got some alcohol in it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Try that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So I sprayed the alcohol and that burns your ear
drum a little bit. But I sprayed that alcohol in it.
And man, let me tell you, that spider come out
of there like he's an Olympic athlete. I mean, he
is shot right out of that ear, landing on the floor.
And then I squished him, which was a shame because
I squished him to the point where you couldn't even
tell what kind it was.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's gross. Oh like, oh, I just get chill thinking
about it. I think it's kind of cool. It is cool.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But the bad side is now we have to set
the house on fire.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well there's no other logical explanation. Yeah, I want to
go in now. She can't live there. I can't live here.
It's a spider. There's so many spiders there are in
that house here.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Imagine how many are in mister Kennot's house. No, do not,
I have an exterminator.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This, do not do that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
This very important birthday report now presented by mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Our birthday celebration includes some people that you actually have
heard of and like, so stand by for that. Okay,
we start the celebrity birthday list with Jessica Alba. She's
forty four today. Would she is a superhero and it
is National Superhero Day. She was Sue Storm if you
(02:23):
remember in the Fantastic Four, also in Sin City. So oh,
and a billion dollar business called the Honest Company, which
makes non toxic household products. So you know she's doing
pretty well for so and it's called the Honest Company.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Property Brothers, the twins Jonathan and Drew are forty
seven today.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Penelope Cruz fifty one, you have a comment on that
one as well. Wood Wood Wood Bridget moynihan fifty four today.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
She gave birth to Tom Brady's first child. Would I
don't think he bothered to marry her them anyway? Supermodel?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But also in the last season of the One in Thailand?
Oh why notice?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Sure, Okay, I pretend like I can't think of the
name of it, just to make sure you all are
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Pretty winey hands is not bad. Look in look at
her I didn't say she was she just cude. I
don't know why you said she was ugly. We just
said she was fifty four.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That was messed up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How you're the one who must connotate fifty four with unattractive.
I never said that she was on attracted rude And
all you fifty plus women out there should hate Kenny. No.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think women are like fine wine, you know, the
older they get. How old is the one you just
went out with recently, the one I went out with
Reese thirty the one I went on a thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I don't think she was that old. Much younger
than that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
John Daily, the golfer, is fifty nine, okay. See Mary McDonald,
oh yeah, stands with a fist is seventy three years old.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's a great nickname. Great Jay Leno seventy five.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And Margaret old school beauty who fell for Elvis in
Viva Las Vegas. She's eighty four years old, now what
Harperly no longer with us obviously, But she wrote, or
allegedly wrote, to Kill a Mockingbird, her one and only novel,
by the way. Some say might have been written for her,
(04:35):
but that's not our business.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, it's kind of like that. What's that movie? Not
shawshank Redemption?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What's the movie? There is a movie called Shawshanker.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, what's the movie with the two Irish brothers. It
was a movie called to Kill a Mockingbird too? Is
that the one you're thinking of? Boondock Saints? Boondock Saints sucked.
That was the only movie that guy ever made. Everyone,
Actually it's a good movie.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's not a good movie. Yeah, the guy that made
the movie, well his birthday today? How'd you bring him up?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Because you were talking about to Kill a Mockingbird? That's like,
there's no reason. It's the Boondock States of Books.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, to Kill a Mockingbird was never mind that I
was born on this date, nineteen thirty seven, Happy birthday.
Whatever happened to him, I don't know. It says here
he died in two thousand and six. I think he
retired Oscar Schindler. Maybe you've heard of him. The list
of Jews that he saved was more than a thousand people,
(05:28):
mostly Polish Jews.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But they may have sex with some of them.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You'll have to ask him about that. Okay, it wasn't
in the movie. I know it seems inappropriate. Though it
is National Superhero Day, there's also National blueberry Pie Day.
Is that the pie that they that the kid threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And stand by me? I remember?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh, I do remember that movie though. That was a
good movie. Yeah, there was a lot of people in
that movie that went on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To be eating contest and one kid started spewing and
then everybody started it. Pie was shooting out like fire hydrants.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I think I could eat a lot of pie in
a content. Sure, I had a lot of pie this weekend.
What why is everyone looking at me?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And now? What this day in history? And it's probably
brought to you by Lalpigers.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, I go to law tigers dot com today or
one one hundred law tigers if you get into a
motorcycle accident.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
There were several motorcycle accidents this weekend. Okay, I don't
know who or where, but I know there was.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yes, that's what.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Happened, and you wouldn't want that to happen to you. Yep,
all right, let's start on with this one. The year
was seventeen eighty nine in the South Pacific Ocean. Disaffected
crewman led by the acting Lieutenant Fletcher Christian seized control
of a ship, the HMS Bounty, from their captain, Lieutenant
William bligg Bly or whatever. It set him an eighteen
moyalists to drift and the ship's open launch.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
He does it on purpose, now you know I do. Yeah.
The reason behind the community is still debated.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It was little so they could make a movie about
it later and show us the top lived natives the
topless Native girls.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And that was a great movie.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
The Mutiny on the Bounty, And it's one of the
only stories where the porn hub versions the best version,
I gotta think. Today, in nineteen forty five, Mussolini and
his mistress Clara are executed by Italian partisans. Can we
talk about Clara and Eva Braun for just a minute.
Eva Bron's the more famous one, right of all? The
guy she was with was probably the more famous one.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Now, the thing about Clara, you got to understand, uh,
not as famous, right, but probably more attractive if we're
being honest, right, Well, I got a picture every here.
Look at the way Clara could fill out a bikini.
Now I know she had Harry armpits and that was
kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In the forties. That really wasn't unusual, pretty common back then, right,
it was hard to shave your pits. But Italians was harry,
ain't they?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And have you ever looked at the video the photos
of her dead and Mussolini that they have photos of
their bodies all chopped up and mutilated after the people.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Got ahold of them. Yeah, they didn't like them.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
They're pretty hardcore looking, really gross photos. Hang on, I
got them here on the screen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Good look at this. You can really see like they're
inerts coming out there hanging. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's dead Mussolini there, that sure is dead. Well, you
know what I say, The only good fascist is a
dead fascist. You know, I say that a lot. Yeah,
said it four or five times today. I said it
earlier before I had that breakfast sandwich. For some reason. Anyway,
there's uh. I like photos of I just find it
interesting because you don't normally see these pictures from the
(08:23):
historical news reports, but there they are, and it was
well documented.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Same with Saddam Hussein earlier. You can look at dead
pictures of Saddam Hussein on the air, all of them
guys hanging upside down there.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So these were this was Mussolini. Patacci Pazzali. That was
the hanging of Mussolini. I don't know what that translates to.
I don't speak Italian very well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wasn't that her last name? Uh? Her? No, her name
was Clara, Clara Patacci. No, no, just Clara.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
She was kind of like, okay, I don't kind of
like share, you know, she just had Dion or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She just had the one name. You know. That was
what was cool about Clara.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
She didn't bother you with the last name on This
made history twenty four years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Figured it out. Do the math, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
A guy named Dennis Tito paid twenty million dollars and
became the world's first space tourist. He didn't spend thirty
seconds in space. He didn't take an eleven minute ride.
The man spent eight days in orbit on the International
Space Station. Is Dennis Teto a household name?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, because he didn't bring a flower with and say
it was for girl power.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He didn't spend thirty seconds in space. He spent over
a week today.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
In nineteen fifty three, Howard Rozen got a patent for
his raincoat for two. Never really caught on, and there
was a raincoat for two that you could get well,
it sounds stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Look it's an actual patent. I have a picture of
it here. Sure it's not just for fat people. No,
it's two.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's two raincoats that attach together and this guy. It's
on the patent website. I'm looking at it right now.
It's patent to US two six three six one seven
six A.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Thank you for that. You're welcome. Yeah, it's the old
double coat, that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, I prefer the other coat where you get three
midgets to stand on each other's sold shoulders.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's a good time. Yeah, that's more entertaining to me.
All right.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
So today, in nineteen sixty seven, Muhammad Ali he tells
the army, you know, thanks to his draft notice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You know what he's in. He got no beef with
via call I mean me neither to be honest with
you today. That's exactly how he put it. But that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Today, in nineteen sixty nine, French President Charles Goule resigns.
And today, in two thousand and five, the loaded burrito
scare at the New Mexico High School was a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You remember that closely.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A New Mexico boy carrying the school a wrap thirty
inch burrito.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's how big in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
That he made as an extra credit project touched off
a massive police alert. They thought it was a suspicious item.
Was that same boy later that went flying around and uh?
What was that kid that flew around in something? No,
I think you're thinking of Akhmed the clock boy. But
he didn't fly anywhere. He just got to hang out
with Obama. That's probably what you mean.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Right. There was one kid that flew around. I don't
know if he was in a bounty house or something.
Balloon Boy, bubble boy, bubble boy, whatever he was. Yeah,
he didn't fly anywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Bubble Boy had some kind of a disease.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Where called him balloon.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Boy, and they said that their six year olds on
Falcon was trapped in a homemade balloon. There was no
boy in it. By the way, Falcon was home in
the attic all that time.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well, I don't remember that one. I got to think
if he's.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
In two thousand and nine, if you name your kid Falcon,
you know what chance does he have. He's either gonna
do porn or he's going to go to Prison's not
don't name your kid Falcons.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm gonna say that men have beauty standards that are
too high.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yet they also say that men want to have sex
with everything that moves, So which.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
One is it? Wolton and Johnson?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
If suspected for some time, and I believe I'm more
right now than ever that Kenny is using these intro songs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To get girls.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
No, Oh, I would never a Your suggestion that there's
a portion of our audience who are young females that
are impressed by my great indie rock and alternative dance
selections is in no way at all an indication of
what's affecting my sex life right now.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I can't say for sure that they're impressed, but I
think you're trying.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
You're correct, You are correct about that all right. Over
the weekend, New York Times author journalist whatever he is,
guy employee, let's just call him New York Times employed
David Brooks is on this panel talking about the judge
who just got arrested for helping to protect illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
And he's one specific that was in her courtroom right
when they came for him. Their ice is outside the door,
waiting for this trial to be over or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And so she slips him out the back door with
his lawyer and then goes, uh, I don't don't worry
what and he's not a good guy.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, it's not like this was some you know, civil
rights worker or some humanitarian or is a gang banger,
is a bad person anyway, So they're doing a panel.
They're talking about it on cable news PBS actually, but
it doesn't news hours in the name of the show technically.
New York Times David Brooks says he doesn't know the
specific details of the Judge Dugan case, but she's a hero.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well, obviously they're trying to send a note of intimidation
not only to her but to all judges and maybe
to all Americans. But I don't yet know the specific
details of this case. Whether she escorted the guy at
the jury door, or whether she's let him or it's
so that's all Mark. I don't want to comment on
this specific case, but especially on the issue of immigration,
there are a lot of people who are appalled by
(13:36):
what the administration is doing, and there will be times
for civil disobedience. And to me, if she, let's say,
she did escort this guy out the door, if federal
enforcement agencies come to your courtroom and you help a
guy escape. That is two things. One, it strikes me
as maybe something illegal, but it also strikes me as
(13:56):
something heroic.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
See, he doesn't know the details, but this certainly isn't
going to stop him from talking about this bro.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You have just doubled down on the R word. I
mean that you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, come on, you don't know what this guy. Let's
pretend it was child sex, slavery. Let's pretend he was
human smuggling, the one of the word murder, rape, And
you snuck the guy out the back of the court. Well,
that's heroic. No, it's not heroic.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
He admits she broke the law and she got arrested
for it, which is kind of how that works.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You break the law, you're getting arrested.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
These people are wrong so frequently that it almost makes
you wonder if they're ever embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
So now I have to ask the question because I
just saw that Shiftless guy on Adam Shiftless sure, and
he was claiming that the Democrat Party is in disarray.
That's the word they used in the news. Oh, the
Democrats are just they're all scanned. They don't know who
their leadership is, they don't know what their positions are.
They're just Democrats. Are the ones telling us that the
(14:59):
Democrat Party is hurting?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And you know you can't believe a word that comes
out of their mouth. So are they in disarray or
are they telling us that the old rope a dope?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Right? Yeah, watch them. It's a great question.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And on that note, have you looked at any of
the footage of the Colorado nightclub that was?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, that was like roaches scurry and when you flip
the light switch on, what is about one hundred of them?
Boys come running out at place, all these illegals and
they're having to chase them around between cars and the
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Never work.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I've been to Denver many times over the past couple
of years. Do you know how difficult it is to
find a room that's not filled with white people. It's
one of the whitest places in America. And yet look
at that, Yeah, dramatic footage captured the moment hundreds of
DEA agents descended on a Colorado nightclub over the weekend,
one hundred illegal immigrants in the early morning hours.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
There are more than three hundred law enforcement.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Officers Colorado Springs. Yeah, well even wider, yeah, yeah, I
mean come on, I just like you know the accuracy
Denver was used, and I'm just saying it close, close, close,
but no cigar. But it's wild to think in Denver
it's hard to find a room full of minorities. What
do you think it's like in Colorado Springs?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is my point?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Gott'll be the one hundred and fourteen illegal migrants were
detained in the raid on the underground club allegedly frequented
by members of MS thirteen. Why don't they just put
all the MS thirteen guys and all the trend a
Arrago guys in the same room. Doesn't that problem kind
of solve itself?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Been begging somebody to come up with Ted playing that
actually gets you know, has a say so so far
nothing and some of these women that they were you
know Ted Cruz, right, won't you get Ted Cruz to
do the uh illegal immigration fight club?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I do know Ted Cruz?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
All right, call one of his staffers, if you know
anybody that works for him. He's probably too busy to
take a call. And uh, you know, tell when the
little gals over there get Ted on the line, we
got a good plan.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What makes you think they're gals? Well? I just figure,
you know, they are the ones.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They are, but you know, probably girl, that's technically true.
I'm that note. I thought it was kind of interesting.
Is they're escorting people out of this venue.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Look how different guys dress at a nightclub than how
girls dress.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know these are illegal immigrants, but they don't have
to Look at this guy, dirty, ripped up jeans.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And a hoodie. Look at her ball gown and high heels.
One of these things is not like the other women.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You're working harder than a tube top on. Yeah, you
don't see as many tube tops as you used to.
And I think maybe she at least should get I
don't say she gets to stay, but we'll send to
her back.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Last, what do you say? You know you're honest? I'm there.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, you dress appropriately, Maybe we'll look wink wink, look
the other way.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Look.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I've made this point many times. Refugees from Ukraine. Okay,
women age twenty one to thirty five, absolutely, you're good
with that. According to the CEOs of Target, Walmart, Home Depot,
and some other big box stores, tariffs will lead to
some supply chain disruption and empty store shelves.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Now apparently, no.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
More, what actually did lead to supply chain disruptions? Joe
Biden COVID. Yeah, yeah, they blamed it on COVID. Oh yeah,
you can't get that because uh, you know we had COVID.
Oh that means that the ships can't be unloaded yet No,
they did all that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Well, you know, one way to unload the ships without
anyone getting COVID is just do what they do in
Europe and Japan and have it all be automated by robots.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right. I know this is unpopular.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I know we have listeners who are dock workers, but
I can't help but notice that technology exists, and it's
being used in most of the world right now. The
only thing preventing it from happening in America is unions.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm pretty sure whether we're for it or against it,
it's still going to happen.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It's absolutely We're not coming anyway. So tariffs are coming,
and it's not as bad as it sounds.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
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Haul You're adorable, We're not so much Stores we are
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(19:10):
stay in business, to which we say, well, it works
for gcpenny, Tariff. Joe's come visit us. We won't be
too busy to say hello.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
All right, new trend right now, it's called mar A
Lago Face. It's a plastic surgery trend, and they say
it's taking over Trump's inner circle, defined by big lips,
cheek bones, and pixie noses. Basically, it's a filler and
a nose job, is what they're saying. And they're calling
it mar A Lago Face. And because it's becoming so
popular and because it's known as that Sex and the
(19:40):
City star Kristin Davis chose to have her fillers taken
out because she didn't want to have to look like
a Republican.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh my god, that is. These people are.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Just remarkably insane, making yourself unattractive to own the Republicans
take that bag.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I want you to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You should definitely bring your milkshake to my yard.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
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