Fake Hurricane AI Videos - WED 8.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do we not sing that song anyway? The herpes infected
monkeys on the loof. We can play it somewhere. Apparently.
I just saw the news. There's still some on the loose,
aggressive research monkeys running around Mississippi. Oh, I see the confusion.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Those are halpatitis infected monkeys, the herpes monkeys we captured.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
He said, that doesn't work with the song. Then herp
its effected monkeys on the loose. Well, we only had
the one song, you know, the Titus infected. I guess
it will still work, but it's you gotta say it fact,
Tess infected monkeys on loose? How that goes?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Would you settle for a reggae song about good toilet habits?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh? God, bus already without shit, but make sure that
you live up the toilet.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
See Como wiped the bass and clean up pee peep.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's good. That's good advice. Yeah, just pray that Hurricane
Melissa didn't take that talent from us. I have a
reggae song about Ron Paul. I am known for sticking
the principal and not flip flopping.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, I would never abuse Hades Coors.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I forgot all about this is in Jamaica right now.
It's it's very important that we support our friends on
that Caribbean island that was just so savagely attacked and
you know, unprovoked attack from this Melissa.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, fortunately Bill Gates came along just in time to
let us know it wasn't man made climate change did.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Apparently, it's just one of those things.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Don't don't blame the four and f one fifty Bill Gates,
just explain how that's not even the problem, or.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
The Toyota Tundra for that matter, now that you know
Toyota's going to be spending a lot more money in America.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Certainly not the Toyota Tundra's fault. Okay, So if I'm
not mistaken, and this is a let me say, I
can pull it the SoundBite here. They were doing the
coverage yesterday of the Hurricane Melissa on CNN and this guy,
Matthew Capucci, who I think is a it's.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
A kind of monkey, isn't it a Campucci? No, he's
a weather man. Looks like he got sick live on air.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
As a meteorologist with the Capitol Weather Gang. And I
just want to show everybody the video Matthew that you
took on the Hurricane Hunter flight through the storm. Obviously
a bumpy ride, and you know, we know someone of
another meteorologist said this was the worst they had ever
seen they had actually a board a flight because of
the turbulence, which is almost unheard of. How would you

(02:23):
describe that.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Flight, I'd say it's very reminiscent of a roller coaster
at night. If you've ever been on Space Mount in
a Disney World, you sort of know how it is.
You know, it's dark, you don't know if you're going up, down,
left or right. You're jostled all about to and fro.
We had that for about tennish minutes. You have to
remember the Hurricane Hunters are flying through the storm at
about two hundred and eighty miles per hour, and so

(02:46):
you have ten crazy minutes with the turbulence and then
suddenly it's calm and you're in the eye. And I
have to say that was one of the most breathtaking
and simultaneously horrifying.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Experiences I've ever had. Even though it was.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Night, the moon was illuminating what we call the stadium effect.
Basically you're right in the middle.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I feel like they pay these cion people too much
money if they get paid anything.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
At some point, here he's gonna puke. Okay, here it
is above you.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I know that you got sick on the flight. I
mean it was that horrifically turbulent. Even though you've done
this before, you did record that, so everyone can understand
just the severity of this. You know, what are you
expecting from the storm based on your experience?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Look at this, they show him puking. He's got I
think in.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
This case it'll be very difficult for Jamaica Touburga.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
He's talking on the left hand side of the scene screen,
being trying to be taken seriously. On the right hand
side of the screen, there's footage of him vomiting, like.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Like it's just no big deal. I don't really know
what the point is. That what they call the vomit commet. Nope, Nope,
not the same thing at all. Those are hurricane hunters,
Billy ed. What is he talking about? Vomit commet is
when they they go real high up in spe in
the space. Actually they get real high up in the
air and then the plane just does a free fall

(03:58):
so they can simulate zero gravity and you know, for
several seconds. I don't know how long it lasts depends
on how long they're comfortable with free falling in an airplane.
The vomit comet makes you feel like you're in space
because you don't have no gravity, and then they hopefully
pull out of it in time and they're going about
their business. Hurricane Hunter, to me, it's much more dangerous

(04:21):
because you're what they're going two hundred and eighty miles
an hour and they're flying into one hundred and eighty
mile an hour cross wind. So they got that going,
that's going to be tricky. Well.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
As a massive Category five hurricane is destroying Jamaica, officials
are warning the public don't believe everything you see. Hurricane
will I say, is one of the strongest storms to
ever hit the region there. But suddenly we have noticed
on social media there are AI generated videos that are
not real, and there's a lot of them, and people
are getting tricked by this stuff doesn't surprise me one bit.

(04:51):
I can remember in the past, every time there was
a hurricane, someone would start a hashtag like hurricane ike
loot crew, and then it would be videos of black
people looting and you'd think, Wow, it's really bad. Down,
and it turns out the videos were fake or they
were from something else.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Right, Well, they're doing this now.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Hurricane Melissa, they say, has caused confusion and chaos as
sharks are seeing cruising through the streets of Jamaica. Turns
out it's not not true. Let's see a video of
a person hanging from a tree being blown away. Also
not real, not real. A giant wave destroying a small village,
also not real.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Anyway, you get the idea. There's a lot of fake footage.
I think we were expecting some of that type of
thing to happen, but they explained it. Yesterday as it
was crossing over the island of Jamaica, the weather guys
are saying, the eye is so small and tight. Yeah,
you're familiar with that kind of a circular church.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, that's probably my favorite shape. Yeah, the small, tight ones,
that's the best.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah. The damage was limited to just like a twenty
five or thirty five mile ol swath, not the entire island.
Some hurricanes that haven't been as powerful but have much
larger eyes. That means the strongest winds are reached much

(06:11):
further out and it could have ruined the whole island,
but it mainly just went off to the west. It
even jogged a little bit west before it turned back
to the north, just to get a little less of
Jamaica in it. Now it's in Cuba.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, no kidding. Wait, I'm sorry, what'd you say? Where
is it Cuba?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm playing the wrong music. Hang on, there, we go better, Lucy.
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's an old it's a tradition. You do not want
to forego.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Hurricane Mollison made landfall in Cuba this morning, an extremely
dangerous Cat three at this point, and it made land
fall near the city of chiver Rico in the Cuban
province of Santiago de Cuba.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
How about that.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
You notice how the TV news guys they really lean
into that Spanish thing.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I go in the opposite direction.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You sure made landfall in Jamaica as a Cat five
at one pm yesterday, as the strongest hurricane in the
island's history. Prime Minister Andrew Holness was nowhere to be seen.
He got that, and I'm just kidding. He declared the
country a disaster, with Saint Elizabeth Parrish reported to be underwater.
The storm was the most powerful of the twenty twenty
five Atlantic hurricane season and one of the strongest hurricanes

(07:21):
to make landfall in the Atlantic basin.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
And I will say this, if.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's now happening in the Gulf of America, it's not
affecting us.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And if it if it shoots out of Cuba and
then hangs a right, yeah, that sends it into the Atlantic, Okay,
not the Gulf. No, No. So that's pretty much what
we're looking at right there. All right, Do we have
a death count yet? You have not. Besides the three
that we talked about yesterday before the storm even hit,

(07:49):
people were killed. Three people we know of were killed
doing hurricane preparation, you know, getting up on the roof
to prepare and falling. I had not heard one single
story yet about any death toll. But I do wonder
is this going to limit the number of pathetic immigrants

(08:10):
that we have to bring into America after this natural disaster,
because that's what we do after a natural disaster strikes
anywhere in the world. We end up inviting the residents
of that area. It could just come live in America.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Now I'm confused you called them pathetic. I thought that
diversity was our strength Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm sorry. I should not have said that word. And
if I were a Democrat, I would just lie to
you and tell you I never said it. But I'm not,
so I'll just admit it.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Odds are we are probably going to have to provide
them with some aid. I think we all probably know
that's coming. And you can't help but feel like it's
a little hypocritical to provide aid to Jamaica while people
in America aren't getting their food stamp benefits.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Wait, k, they just go to Haiti if they want
to get aids. I mean that's much closer. That's not
knowing a aid, mister Nie. Yeah, not really medical food, water,
that sort of thing. Relief. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, that's very
different to you. Yeah, no it is. Yeah. Our diversity
is our strength. Our diversity is our strength. Our diversity

(09:13):
it is still and always will be one of our
greatest strengths. Oh, diversity is one of our greatest strengths.
Our diversity is our strength. That our diversity is an
enormous by the go, you know, the you know the thing,
Walton M.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Johnson, So I forgot, I'd ask you instead, is it
offensive to compare Zorhan Mom, Donnie to Jackie Robinson.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yes, it is what lame brain idiot would do that.
Who in their right mind would do something that racist.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
John Stewart of The Daily Show is interviewing Zorhan, Mom, Donnie.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Do you think there's any group of people that is
more racist to the blacks than the Arabs?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well, I mean today today? Oh all right, well then
uh no, no, glad, all the best.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Honestly, you know, I think any New Yorker who looks
at someone getting an opportunity, who's representing communities that have
not been as represented, A Muslim, a young person, a progressive,
a democratic socialist, you know, there are so many different
communities that are looking to you and this I hate
to put it on it as a bit of a

(10:25):
Jackie Robinson moment, and I know that that probably will wait.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
No, good guy, maybe you got to stop that. I'm
sorry we're comparing him to Jackie Robinson. Now, why what
did he do? I don't think he's done anything to you,
like support that.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
There's a video of him where he can't do a
bench press. He couldn't press one plate. Remember they were
helping him, dude. Yeah, I'm over here trying to crush
three plates. This guy couldn't even do one and he
wants to be mayor unbelievable. Forty two million people are
on Snap or are not on Snap.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I guess does that number bother anybody Else's really high? Boy,
we found out that, and I've betten that's low because
they're not counting the illegals.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Forty two million people are on snaps. Seventy percent of
Snap recipients. I'll get ready for this, billyad. Seventy percent
of Snap recipients are obese or overweight. Same thing I've
noticed on all the videos of all the people crying
and complaining and some even convention about the lack of
you know, welfare if you want to call it that,

(11:36):
or handouts, government assistants, food stamps, support, whatever you want
to call it. These days, they're not a bit ashamed
of being on government assistance or welfare. But they also
don't seem to be a bit ashamed that they are obese,
and yet they're relying on somebody else to feed them

(11:58):
because they refuse to go get a job, earn money
and feed themselves.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Guys, this actually gets worse.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Only four point two million of the forty two million
anybody want to do the math real quick, are disabled,
and forty four percent of those disabilities are obesity related illnesses.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Your lord, three, it's a disability because I ate too much.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Three point nine million SNAP recipients are the children of
illegal aliens one point five million or refugees or assylees
from other countries.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's not okay. This is not okay. One out of
eight Americans, one out of every eight of US, is
on government assistance the following things.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
In my opinion, you should be able to purchase with
food stamps, beans, rice cheese, oatmeal, bones for broth, maybe
a crockpot.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
That'd be it. About the hamburger meat, No, you don't
want hamburger meat. No, what are people going to eat?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Beans, rice, cheese, oatmeal, beans for broth, and maybe a
crock pot.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't know. I mean not the not the you know,
the really lean stuff, but you know, maybe like the
you know, the cheaper hamburger meat. No. No, they might
want to make a burger every now and then, you know,
absolutely not. No, the beef is weighted.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Maybe oranges fine scurvy has killed people, oranges, ding dongs
and Dorito's are still allowed.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Though, write no, no, Well, but that's two of the
major food groups. Okay, pear of the food pyramid, ding
dongs and and doritos.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You want something, you want a little protein and something
tasty or fine.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Peanut butter. Generic peanut butter. That's it. That's that's all
that should be allowed. Generic. That means it's that kind
that you got to stir every time you open the
jar because it separates. Get the goods. You can't get
the good stuff if you're on government assistance. Now here's
what you can Here's what you can buy, not my roles.
Here's what you can buy. Almond, Joys, Chuck, Smecks, Lays,

(14:00):
Potato Chips, Hershey's products, Planters, free.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Doos, Cheese. It's Cheetos, Ruffles, Starburst, reeses, Pringles Pringles isn't
even food. It's made out of Korean newspapers.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And we wonder why the people on welfare are fat.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
M and M's cupcakes, Hostess, Tostitos, Oreos, sour Patch, Kids,
Snickers Chips.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
So howai, why don't they list the candy bars separately
like Snickers? All them enjoy Hershey's. Yeah, why don't you
say candy. I didn't make this infront of I know.
I just wonder why they do it the way chips.
You don't have to, you know, go with ruffles, lais
and doritos just kind of chips, candy chips anything unhealthy apparently,

(14:41):
and also catch my beer and cigarettes. Yeah, I guess. No,
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think you can get Uh couldn't you buy lingerie
for a while in a place in Louisiana?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well yeah, but they was illegal. But didn't you actually
take advantage of it?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Well, yeah, me and my food stamps I went to Louisiana,
I bought lingerie.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, good one. I understand that you were big into
the buying lingerie, gifting it to the ladies, the lucky
ladies who deserve it, who've earned it. Don't worry about
what my weird sexual us. This is about people on
food stamps stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
This isn't about my freaky, kinky sex so ife for
lack thereof. It's about people suckling on the government nipple.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Uh, forty two million nipples, I know, Oh, it's a
lot of It's a lot of nipples, whenn't it tackling
it be eighty four because it's forty two million people
need a nipple. So there's just the forty two. Okay,
twenty one, you know, times two million million. The number

(15:47):
just still just bothers me. Forty two. The one thing
that this government shut down I think has done is
open the eyes of a lot of Americans out there
are a lot of hard working guys like us who
show up every day, get up early, stay late, well,
you know, not late, but anyway, we work for a
living and we're out there not only having trouble making

(16:08):
ends meat at our own house, we got to help
other people's ends meet at their house too.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, I'm sick of making ends meet. Wait, no, you
know what, maybe this is a problem that the Russian
honeypots could help us with. If we need more nipples,
I think putin sex slaves could step up and help
us out.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Sure could.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Confessions of a Russian Honeypot. Of all the weird little
news wormholes I fell in today, I found this to
be one of the most fascinating.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
It looks Asian, well, like a blonde bleach blonde Asian lady.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, mister Kenneth, I'm happy to teach you a little
bit about the world. Half of Russia is in Asia.
Oh stop it, I know, stop it. Yeah, it's Eurasia
they call it technically. And I hate to be the
one to point this out, but the idea that euro
up in Asia are two different continents isn't that kind
of racist?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
They're the same. It's the same thing. Yeah, we just
drew a line across there and said this is different. Right.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
This is where the people's faces started to be shaped
differently right around here. Anyway, there's this report today about
how Putin sex spies are seducing Silicon Valley nerds. We
know they sent honeypots after Eric Swallwell, everybody knows that
that was China, But what about the Russian honeypots.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Especially in Silicon Valley where men are so easily you know,
they easily targeted because they're very like, you know, nerdish,
kind of like maybe the genius in it and technology,
but definitely not in dating.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
This in the sex this is a Russian honeypot. This
is one of the former sex spies for Putin.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So they are very easy targets for those female agents
who know how to manipulate on they on ego or
they own, you know, perception about themselves. How to do
gas lighting, how to do like a whole like love bombing.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're like, I'm amazed that she knows all the buzzwords
love bombing, she met Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I think, yeah, it's a fun phrase.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, you're right, that would have been better. Two terms
I hate hearing women say are gaslighting and love bombing.
Why you hate that because it's like a buzzword that
means nothing, and they've learned it and they cling on
to it.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
They really overused the term gaslighting.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You're gaslighting me, He was gaslighting me, I was gas lit?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, tells me, this is more personally personal to you, specifically,
like you've had women tell you that a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Apparently, No, no, not, this isn't about me. This isn't
about me, or what is it?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Never will be?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
And then another term I hate is love bombing. Love bombing.
He love bombed me and then he broke up with me.
What do you mean how did he love bomb you? Well,
he took me out, he bought me flowers, and then
when he found out I was romantic. Yeah, and then
when he found out I text all day with my
ex boyfriend he broke up with me, he loved.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Bombed damn him. Is it possible he was just a
nice guy and then he changed his mind about you
found out you are not so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
So many techniques. The Russian male agents, who are very expume,
they would create a fake account of a female, a
beautiful you know, sexy, I don't know whatever, like worring bikini.
So it's like kind of like Eyikacci. Then are kind
of very naive.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
So the men in Russia would pretend to be women,
and the men in America so naive, like the nerdy guys.
She was talking about the guys who might be smart
but are not good at the sex. They're like us
Wallwell for example, right, I don't know if he's smart enough,
but he certainly did not expect the attention so of
an attractive woman from Asia.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
You know, back in the sixties, there was actually a
song about this. It was called Agnes the teenage Russian Spy.
It was a song about how that girl you're going
on a date with might actually be a spy for
the Soviets.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's an old idea.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Buness, I love you.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Now, you might think Agnes don't sound like the name
of a of a Chinese sex bop or whatever they
call him. Uh, but I know a Chinese lady. You're
not name alchemists, believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Geenage questions, What a weird time to be alive back then?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
You're right, Yeah, I'm glad it's steel weird. Yeah, sure is.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Geenage questions, Pie, Well, Halloween just around the corner.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
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