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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Kenny, No, but I have been working really hard
on our band.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I heard you got a band together.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I thought maybe this was your your your first outing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
With the new songs.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, this is you know, this is a This is
an alternative adult alternative from twenty years ago. So it
is kind of the genre we might do. But I
think what we're gonna do is gonna be a little edgier,
maybe a little harder, certainly a little funnier. Oh sure, yeah,
and we've been Yeah, we've been working hard on I'm
picking our band name too. I've come up with some
great stuff here, like uh, black Smoke and the Abra Cadaver.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's right, You're you're black smoke, right, Yeah, I'm black smoke. Yeah,
with the que Blaq.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know, it doesn't really matter how we spell it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Should be two ques, I think.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But that's the thing we've been working on. Bloodhound Gang Bang.
That was the thing we thought about. Maybe we could
call the band I left my penis in San Francisco.
That was something we were thinking about. The Mentors of
flatulence was an option that we had three white guys
in the humidity the gallery of parking lot.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I watched a guy die under Ien yesterday while I
was stuck in traffic.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh no, I'm sorry. That was a text I sent
to my friend A good name of a band, Yeah,
but it did happen. Well, yeah, why what do you
think a good band name would be? Mister Kenneth? Well,
I enjoyed all of those. I think any of those
is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do you think they were inclusive enough? You know, we
want people from your community to show up at the gig. Sure,
you know, because I get I've heard that older gay
guys have more money to spend because they don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's one of the many things that's so great about it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We're gonna sell a lot of merch. Would you think
would they like a ballgag? Or what would I sell them?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So the celebrity birthdays include one of your favorite people.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know you're a big fan.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Happy birthday to lamar Odom, a former Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I think of him more as the other thing he's
famous for smoking crack. Yeah, that's always And I think
he was in the NBA for a while too, If
I'm not mistakeous, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He's forty six now, so it's probably been a while.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boy, that's gotta just look rough when you're smoking.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Crack it at Stone is thirty seven today. Now, she
was in some other stuff like Cruella's Spider Man, but
Zombie Land. She was the older of the two girls
in Zombie Land.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Do you remember she had a weird scandal once where
they were giving out the Oscar for Movie of the
Year and they gave it to the wrong movie. They
read the wrong movie, and then she's they and then
her and the people in the other movie got into
a fight over.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Who deserved I think it was supposed to be us.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Fandy Newton is fifty three, been in a lot of
stuff over the years. Rebecca Romigen Romingen Rams anyway, she's
fifty three. Ethan Hawke fifty five. He's a very very
good actor. He's my favorite actor whose last name is
(02:48):
a bird. Okay, did you see him in Training Day
with Denzel No? Quite good and that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah? I did see that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Kelly Rutherford Blake Lively's mom on Gossip Girls, she's fifty.
Peter De Luise is fifty nine. Let's see Lori singer
Oh My God from Footloose Fame is sixty eight, Maria
Shriver's seventy some guy, the son. It was his birthday.
(03:16):
He said, I guess she has to do all of
her own housework. Now, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You can't bring a maid around, you know. My husband
deliabled anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Smart Sally Field, you know, I mean that was Forrest
Gump's mama, and she was Gidget and a nun for
a while. She's seventy nine years old now, Glenn Fry
no longer with us. He was born on this date,
as was Mike Nichols, the director of Primary Colors, the Birdcage,
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the Graduate, a lot of other stuff. Let's see Doctor
Smith from Lost in Space born on this date, as
was Antoine Sachs, the guy that invented a musical instrument,
and Pat Tillman of the NFL, who then went on
to enlist in the army after nine to eleven and
was killed by friendly fire. He was born in the
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state nineteen seventy six. Well, today is National Men make
Dinner Day.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Or national everybody It's Spaghettio's Day, depending on how you
look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And it's National Nacho Day as well, so maybe men
will make nachos for dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
How about that hard nacho dinner, not jos bro nachos
are a good idea. They came up with that down
in Brownsville one time, were all these army wives went
into a restaurant. He didn't have enough there to make
anything on his menu, so he just put a bunch
of little chips down covered him and.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Cheese scattered, and they said go for it. And these
white ladies were like, it's two spicy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh, it's so hot.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
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Speaker 2 (04:47):
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Speaker 1 (04:50):
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Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's quite specific, but that's how we do things.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, in case you're carry is today. In eighteen fourteen,
a guy named Adolph Sachs was born. Guess which music
instrument he invented.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
There's no way to know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, no, there's not. What's the We should really play
a sax song? Here? What's the George Michael song with
the saxophone in it? That everybody loves? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, everybody loves it, but nobody can think of the
name of it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, what the hell is it called? Oh, it's killing me.
It's right on the tip of my tongue. What's the
other one? Careless? Something careless whisper. That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I have faith because you gotta have a thing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, careless whisper. That's definitely the song.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is that one? Right? Boy? That was worth it. I'm
glad you remembered it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
See once again, Bill Clinton ruined this for people. This
used to be in every song, and then he had
to play the saxophone in nineteen ninety two on the
Arsenio Hall show Nobody he likes sax players.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now now I don't even like this day in history anymore.
He ruined that too.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, we go from whim to the first gay president
to this day. In eighteen sixty Abe Lincoln was elected.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Eighty two percent of the voters elected Abe. You know
the people that voted, eighty two percent of the votes
went to Abraham Lincoln. Ye did not include black people,
by the way, or any women.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Boy, I'll tell you why. There's one of those. One
of those things I'm definitely okay with.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And for wonder why you're having trouble having a relationship
with women when you are constantly berating them on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes we're just
playing characters on the radio.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What you need to know is that you're looking for
a woman who's smart enough to know that you're kidding
around some if you If they're not smart though, if
they don't get it, then they don't get you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
See, in real life, we're not really actually like this
in real life. I love women. I think they're great
in real life. You know, my friend mister Oh here.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
For life, he has to beat the women. All all
was a deal the way around. I don't know how
it works.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
In real life. Mister Oh doesn't play the race card
all the time. Billy d is actually a very urban enthusiast.
He loves he loves hanging out in the city. And
mister Kenneth. You wouldn't believe it. He's a huge poonhound
in real life.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You better watch your mouth sirt.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Today, in eighteen sixty two, New York City to San Francisco,
the direct Telegraphic Link forms. I does know phone calls apparently.
Today in nineteen twenty eight, America ex Herbert Hoover over
Al Smith and he invented the vacuum cleaner. So that
was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And today in nineteen thirty six, RCA shows off television
to the press and they were not that impressed. You
know how the media is media, and they blamed Trump. Today,
in nineteen forty five, a jet landed on the USS
Wake Island, a first and it was an fr one fireball.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
They were drinking booze while they flew a plane. That
doesn't seem safe. Today, in nineteen seventy five, Good Morning
America debuted on ABCTV.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It wasn't that good of a morning, was it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well? I think it was a different showback then. They
weren't all like political or whatever on this day in
nineteen seventy five, No, nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
If you seek peace, but if you seek trush charity
for the Soviet Union in Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If you seek liberalization, come here to this gate today.
In nineteen eighty four, Reagan defeats Mondal defeat seems to
be too weak for this butt kicking. It was such
a victory that Prince, the coolest black music artist in
the country, wrote a song about the cool white Republican
Ronnie talked to Russia Today. In nineteen eighty six, the
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Iran arms for hostages deal was announced, a stain on
the Reagan administration, a stain indeed. And today, in twenty twelve,
Elizabeth Warren is elected to the Senate, a first for
Native Americans everywhere. A proud moment.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I bet they whooped it up, didn't they. Oh yeah,
hivert the reservation.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You see what he did there. That's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Mo.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Remember Motown? Motown? Hey, mister Kenneth Motown, San Francisco's Motown.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I don't get it. You're undering a world of pain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Friends with this guy named Michael Hutchins. He was the
lead singer of NX.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And Michael died and everybody was like, oh man, Michael
killed himself. He hung himself to death. Oh no, and
Bono was so sad that he wrote this song stuck
in a moment.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And then Bono felt since he was sad, we should
all be sad.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, then they did the autopsy and they did an investigation. Billy,
I didn't know. I thought he wasn't dead after all. No,
it turned out he didn't commit suicide.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh it's still bad.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you want to tell him, mister Kenneth? No, No,
you've got the four And it turned out he David
carrodding himself.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, that's still suicide, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, it's not intentional.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nobody else was involved, and he intentionally put that around
his neck.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you accidentally kill yourself, is it still a suicide?
I thought suicide had to be intentional by definition.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm not really sure it wasn't intentional. Like said, he
was alone and he is the one who you know,
set up the scene where he died.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You know that the the pros and cons on that
the win lose, the reward and win risks.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What are the cons of of doing that? Would you say?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, first, I'll start with the pro you might have
the best self pleasure moment of your life. They claim
The cons are uh huh, you die, you die from it?
You don't, You're probably not gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That seems to be the most the biggest negative that
people can pull from this.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And then, as Norm MacDonald famously pointed out, everybody who
dies gets discovered.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, so they they you don't get a chance to
clean the scene before people show up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, you don't get to put it away there before
your sister, your mother in law, or your kids or
whoever walks in the room. So I just I ask you,
He said, Uh, is it worth?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is the question? And I would say no, Now that's
just me. I you know that you ll not really
sure why. It's always some famous musician too, like they'd
had such freaky, crazy sex one night in Vegas with
three groupies and a coke dealer that they needed some
way to top it. And then months later someone was like,
you know one thing you could do when you're alone
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is you take a belt.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh this is gonna be the best ever, and you're
gonna you're gonna die for this, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And then next thing you know, Bono's writing stuck in
a moment and you're like, ook.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Now I want to kill myself the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You two saw stop it kind of though, race is
I just looked at Kenny's video.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Where did you post your video of the park entanglement?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, my name's Kenny Webster, as you know, so you'll
find it on my x account or my Instagram or
my book face what's everywhere? Search for Kenny Webster on
the three big platforms. It may even be on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Anyway, saw Kenny's video. Where do these people come from?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Do they live here?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's the freest country on the planet, and they're spreading
communism that crack just don't smoke itself?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
When you're watching that video, you know, and it's five
or six people, but it's really three people. First, it's
this girl with bad teeth and this other girl who's
like her wingman or whatever. And then all of a sudden,
from the rafters there comes this real skinny guy, so
skinny he almost looks as unhealthy and malnutritioned as the
communist citizens he claims to be advocated. And in his case,
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I don't really think he believes in Marxism. I think
he's just trying to bang these two fat chicks, and
those fat chicks don't really believe what they're saying either.
They're just trying to like do something that'll piss off
their dads.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh yeah, I'll do it, but you know.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It gave him something to do. Here's the other part
of that story. I didn't tell I jog around. I
jogged three times around that park yesterday. I did nine miles.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Wow, And this time is how long does that take?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One? I'll admit that one time I walked around because
I was editing and uploading that video, So it took.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
But it takes when you are running, just running without
being interrupted by commis or doing work.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hell, what's your pace?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
A three mile jog for me one time around is
like fifteen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Good base.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And so anyway, after I film that, I quickly sprinted
around as fas as I could so I could get
back to that spot. And a little less than twenty
minutes later, they were not there anymore. Oh really, I
had defeated them so much it's all you coming, and
the hottailed it out of there. Our verbal altercation left
them feeling so down and out about their own beliefs
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that they left, probably to go to KFC or something.
Probably you know, to probably to go enjoy capitalism without.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh of course.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, well you tried to point out to them that
while they're complaining about capitalism, they were wearing the expensive
clothes and carrying the expensive phone and doing all the
other things that capitalists provide.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know what else that guy was doing that bothered me.
He's wearing a fedora. Only two kinds of guys should
wear a fedora. Guys that played bass in a jazz
or a blues band and were news reporters from the
nineteen twenties. Nobody else know, guys, if you're wearing justin Timberlake. See,
that's what it gets a path. That's what I'm talking about.
One pop star puts a fedora on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, and they all think they got to do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And everybody thinks they look cute or whatever. But you
don't look cute. You look like a weirdo. At a
comic book convention. I'm a lady and he tips his hat. Bro, No,
don't do it, dude, don't do not do the fedora.
Only certain guys could pull that off. Certain guys. I
get it real cool, Like if you're in a blues
bar and some black guy walks in in a zoot
suit and he's got on the man. That guy looks
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cool in a fedora, and you start thinking you could
do it too. On Monday morning after don't do that.
You're walking out the door, You're like, quick, grab that
fedora from the closet.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
How many of us haven't gone through our hat phase
over the years. It's been a long time, but I
had a hat phase as well, and I look back
at now, look back on it, and I'm shamed.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm embarrassed. None of you even knew about it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, that reminds me. There's an exception. Last weekend we
were at a Kentucky Derby themed charity gala. That's obviously
an exception. That is obviously an exception. Right, there are
times in a place. But if you're just putting a
fedora on cause you got invited to your buddy's birthday
party on a Friday night, you knew there were gonna
be girls there, My man, those ladies are gonna dry
up like the Sahara Desert. You're not only ruining it
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for yourself, you're ruining it for the other guys at
that party.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
But that guy, when he walked out of the house
checked in the mirror one last time.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He looked and he said, hat, no, hat as he
choose at that. That's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Don't do it, guys, don't be that guy.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, do not.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, let's do this next. If you know that
today is National Men Make Dinner Day, the assumption is
that men were not taught to make meals like women were.
So no offense to the many men who do cook
it up. But I mean, that's the assumption, right, It's
not fair.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
For the men are some of the greatest chefs in
the world, by the way, and I know a lot
of men who really enjoyed cooking.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
See that's an interesting point, mister Kenneth. For some reason,
if a guy is a chef, he's like a rock star.
If you're a chef in a cool restaurant, chicks walk in,
you can you can score with chick, like as if
you were wanted, as if you were the bass player
in a cool band. Women will be like, oh, he's
a rock star chef. But for some reason, if a
guy's at home cooking food for his children and his wife,
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it's emasculating. For some reason, not at all. I don't
understand that anyway. If you are one of those guys, fine,
But for those of you who don't know how to cook,
this is for you. Well, my wife has got a
headache and she asked if I could chow.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I've heard of many Crocker, but I've never read the books.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not moving. The grill inside was all that really took.
Now the kid's a road for cover, and then John's
afraid to look. I'm a man. Give me some fan
and a pat and I'll fry you know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Is this your newman kidding?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm a man. I'm had you go through the drive through.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And pick some up, all right, that's not your guys.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, I'm still working on my band, Black Smoke and
the Flaming Cheese, Black Smoke in the Saganaky. That could
be cool.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, it could be Pink Salt.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm working on a punk band if anybody wants to
you don't like pink. So here's us A scary story.
A teen boy and his father suffered hundreds of killer
giant hornered hornet stings. As they ziplined the other day
on it.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Where was the ziplining laos? Oh? Well, then they pretty
much were begging for it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
In that where Hank Hill's a neighbor was from. He's like,
what kind of Asian are you? Japanese or Chinese? And
he goes, I'm Laos. He goes Japanese or Chinese. Pick
Daniel in age forty seven and his son Cooper, age fifteen,
because of course his name's Cooper, apparently died from their
injuries after they were attacked by a swarm of killer
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insects at their Laos Adventure resort on October fifteenth. The
Americans and their guide were overcome by the flying killers
as they tried to zipline through some tropical trees. The
pair were reportedly rushed to the hospital in critical condition,
where a doctor observed a lot of stings. That's in
quotes more than one hundred. Now I have made this
(17:59):
point before, and I know this is an unpopular point.
If you're in a third world country Costa, Rica, Vietnam, Laos, Yeah,
Laos Island somewhere Africa probably, and ziplining is an option,
say no.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Apparently, it's just really hard to resist a tropical zipline
through a jungle.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know it seems tempting. It's an adventure of a lifetime.
What have you? You get the same hue just standing
up on the side of the cliff.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
There, you're standing up there, climb the little tower that
leads to the zipline thing and look around and go
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Maybe take a few pictures and then get down.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now, in this case, it was killer Asian Asian killer hornets, mister, Oh,
by the way, not the Africanized ones with you could
tell it's Africanized. They have larger genitals and they're more aggressive.
Singers are huge, yeah, huge stingers, right, But in this
case Asian hornets. Now, for the record, that's not the
reason you don't do it, statistically unlikely. The reason you
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don't zipline in the third world country is it cannibals.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yes, Cannibals will wait underneath the zipline hoping that it'll
break and if you fall, you know you're gonna be
just like Joe Biden's uncle. Thank you, give me money, money,
me money, now, me money, needing a lot
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Now, Wilton and Johnson
You, Kenny, No, but I have been working really hard
on our band.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I heard you got a band together.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I thought maybe this was your your your first outing.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
With the new songs.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, this is you know, this is a This is
an alternative adult alternative from twenty years ago. So it
is kind of the genre we might do. But I
think what we're gonna do is gonna be a little edgier,
maybe a little harder, certainly a little funnier. Oh sure, yeah,
and we've been Yeah, we've been working hard on I'm
picking our band name too. I've come up with some
great stuff here, like uh, black Smoke and the Abra Cadaver.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's right, You're you're black smoke, right, Yeah, I'm black smoke. Yeah,
with the que Blaq.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know, it doesn't really matter how we spell it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Should be two ques, I think.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But that's the thing we've been working on. Bloodhound Gang Bang.
That was the thing we thought about. Maybe we could
call the band I left my penis in San Francisco.
That was something we were thinking about. The Mentors of
flatulence was an option that we had three white guys
in the humidity the gallery of parking lot.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I watched a guy die under Ien yesterday while I
was stuck in traffic.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh no, I'm sorry. That was a text I sent
to my friend A good name of a band, Yeah,
but it did happen. Well, yeah, why what do you
think a good band name would be? Mister Kenneth? Well,
I enjoyed all of those. I think any of those
is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do you think they were inclusive enough? You know, we
want people from your community to show up at the gig. Sure,
you know, because I get I've heard that older gay
guys have more money to spend because they don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's one of the many things that's so great about it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We're gonna sell a lot of merch. Would you think
would they like a ballgag? Or what would I sell them?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So the celebrity birthdays include one of your favorite people.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know you're a big fan.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Happy birthday to lamar Odom, a former Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I think of him more as the other thing he's
famous for smoking crack. Yeah, that's always And I think
he was in the NBA for a while too, If
I'm not mistakeous, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He's forty six now, so it's probably been a while.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boy, that's gotta just look rough when you're smoking.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Crack it at Stone is thirty seven today. Now, she
was in some other stuff like Cruella's Spider Man, but
Zombie Land. She was the older of the two girls
in Zombie Land.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Do you remember she had a weird scandal once where
they were giving out the Oscar for Movie of the
Year and they gave it to the wrong movie. They
read the wrong movie, and then she's they and then
her and the people in the other movie got into
a fight over.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Who deserved I think it was supposed to be us.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Fandy Newton is fifty three, been in a lot of
stuff over the years. Rebecca Romigen Romingen Rams anyway, she's
fifty three. Ethan Hawke fifty five. He's a very very
good actor. He's my favorite actor whose last name is
(02:48):
a bird. Okay, did you see him in Training Day
with Denzel No? Quite good and that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah? I did see that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Kelly Rutherford Blake Lively's mom on Gossip Girls, she's fifty.
Peter De Luise is fifty nine. Let's see Lori singer
Oh My God from Footloose Fame is sixty eight, Maria
Shriver's seventy some guy, the son. It was his birthday.
(03:16):
He said, I guess she has to do all of
her own housework. Now, yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You can't bring a maid around, you know. My husband
deliabled anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Smart Sally Field, you know, I mean that was Forrest
Gump's mama, and she was Gidget and a nun for
a while. She's seventy nine years old now, Glenn Fry
no longer with us. He was born on this date,
as was Mike Nichols, the director of Primary Colors, the Birdcage,
(03:46):
the Graduate, a lot of other stuff. Let's see Doctor
Smith from Lost in Space born on this date, as
was Antoine Sachs, the guy that invented a musical instrument,
and Pat Tillman of the NFL, who then went on
to enlist in the army after nine to eleven and
was killed by friendly fire. He was born in the
(04:07):
state nineteen seventy six. Well, today is National Men make
Dinner Day.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Or national everybody It's Spaghettio's Day, depending on how you
look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And it's National Nacho Day as well, so maybe men
will make nachos for dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
How about that hard nacho dinner, not jos bro nachos
are a good idea. They came up with that down
in Brownsville one time, were all these army wives went
into a restaurant. He didn't have enough there to make
anything on his menu, so he just put a bunch
of little chips down covered him and.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Cheese scattered, and they said go for it. And these
white ladies were like, it's two spicy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh, it's so hot.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
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Speaker 2 (04:47):
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Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's quite specific, but that's how we do things.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, in case you're carry is today. In eighteen fourteen,
a guy named Adolph Sachs was born. Guess which music
instrument he invented.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
There's no way to know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, no, there's not. What's the We should really play
a sax song? Here? What's the George Michael song with
the saxophone in it? That everybody loves? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, everybody loves it, but nobody can think of the
name of it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, what the hell is it called? Oh, it's killing me.
It's right on the tip of my tongue. What's the
other one? Careless? Something careless whisper. That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I have faith because you gotta have a thing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, careless whisper. That's definitely the song.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is that one? Right? Boy? That was worth it. I'm
glad you remembered it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
See once again, Bill Clinton ruined this for people. This
used to be in every song, and then he had
to play the saxophone in nineteen ninety two on the
Arsenio Hall show Nobody he likes sax players.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now now I don't even like this day in history anymore.
He ruined that too.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, we go from whim to the first gay president
to this day. In eighteen sixty Abe Lincoln was elected.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Eighty two percent of the voters elected Abe. You know
the people that voted, eighty two percent of the votes
went to Abraham Lincoln. Ye did not include black people,
by the way, or any women.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Boy, I'll tell you why. There's one of those. One
of those things I'm definitely okay with.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And for wonder why you're having trouble having a relationship
with women when you are constantly berating them on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes we're just
playing characters on the radio.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What you need to know is that you're looking for
a woman who's smart enough to know that you're kidding
around some if you If they're not smart though, if
they don't get it, then they don't get you.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
See, in real life, we're not really actually like this
in real life. I love women. I think they're great
in real life. You know, my friend mister Oh here.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
For life, he has to beat the women. All all
was a deal the way around. I don't know how
it works.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
In real life. Mister Oh doesn't play the race card
all the time. Billy d is actually a very urban enthusiast.
He loves he loves hanging out in the city. And
mister Kenneth. You wouldn't believe it. He's a huge poonhound
in real life.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You better watch your mouth sirt.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Today, in eighteen sixty two, New York City to San Francisco,
the direct Telegraphic Link forms. I does know phone calls apparently.
Today in nineteen twenty eight, America ex Herbert Hoover over
Al Smith and he invented the vacuum cleaner. So that
was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And today in nineteen thirty six, RCA shows off television
to the press and they were not that impressed. You
know how the media is media, and they blamed Trump. Today,
in nineteen forty five, a jet landed on the USS
Wake Island, a first and it was an fr one fireball.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
They were drinking booze while they flew a plane. That
doesn't seem safe. Today, in nineteen seventy five, Good Morning
America debuted on ABCTV.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It wasn't that good of a morning, was it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well? I think it was a different showback then. They
weren't all like political or whatever on this day in
nineteen seventy five, No, nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
If you seek peace, but if you seek trush charity
for the Soviet Union in Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If you seek liberalization, come here to this gate today.
In nineteen eighty four, Reagan defeats Mondal defeat seems to
be too weak for this butt kicking. It was such
a victory that Prince, the coolest black music artist in
the country, wrote a song about the cool white Republican
Ronnie talked to Russia Today. In nineteen eighty six, the
(08:35):
Iran arms for hostages deal was announced, a stain on
the Reagan administration, a stain indeed. And today, in twenty twelve,
Elizabeth Warren is elected to the Senate, a first for
Native Americans everywhere. A proud moment.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I bet they whooped it up, didn't they. Oh yeah,
hivert the reservation.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You see what he did there. That's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Mo.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Remember Motown? Motown? Hey, mister Kenneth Motown, San Francisco's Motown.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I don't get it. You're undering a world of pain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Friends with this guy named Michael Hutchins. He was the
lead singer of NX.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And Michael died and everybody was like, oh man, Michael
killed himself. He hung himself to death. Oh no, and
Bono was so sad that he wrote this song stuck
in a moment.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And then Bono felt since he was sad, we should
all be sad.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, then they did the autopsy and they did an investigation. Billy,
I didn't know. I thought he wasn't dead after all. No,
it turned out he didn't commit suicide.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh it's still bad.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you want to tell him, mister Kenneth? No, No,
you've got the four And it turned out he David
carrodding himself.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, that's still suicide, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, it's not intentional.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nobody else was involved, and he intentionally put that around
his neck.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you accidentally kill yourself, is it still a suicide?
I thought suicide had to be intentional by definition.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm not really sure it wasn't intentional. Like said, he
was alone and he is the one who you know,
set up the scene where he died.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You know that the the pros and cons on that
the win lose, the reward and win risks.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What are the cons of of doing that? Would you say?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, first, I'll start with the pro you might have
the best self pleasure moment of your life. They claim
The cons are uh huh, you die, you die from it?
You don't, You're probably not gonna.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That seems to be the most the biggest negative that
people can pull from this.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And then, as Norm MacDonald famously pointed out, everybody who
dies gets discovered.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, so they they you don't get a chance to
clean the scene before people show up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, you don't get to put it away there before
your sister, your mother in law, or your kids or
whoever walks in the room. So I just I ask you,
He said, Uh, is it worth?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is the question? And I would say no, Now that's
just me. I you know that you ll not really
sure why. It's always some famous musician too, like they'd
had such freaky, crazy sex one night in Vegas with
three groupies and a coke dealer that they needed some
way to top it. And then months later someone was like,
you know one thing you could do when you're alone
(11:12):
is you take a belt.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh this is gonna be the best ever, and you're
gonna you're gonna die for this, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And then next thing you know, Bono's writing stuck in
a moment and you're like, ook.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Now I want to kill myself the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You two saw stop it kind of though, race is
I just looked at Kenny's video.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Where did you post your video of the park entanglement?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, my name's Kenny Webster, as you know, so you'll
find it on my x account or my Instagram or
my book face what's everywhere? Search for Kenny Webster on
the three big platforms. It may even be on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Anyway, saw Kenny's video. Where do these people come from?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Do they live here?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's the freest country on the planet, and they're spreading
communism that crack just don't smoke itself?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
When you're watching that video, you know, and it's five
or six people, but it's really three people. First, it's
this girl with bad teeth and this other girl who's
like her wingman or whatever. And then all of a sudden,
from the rafters there comes this real skinny guy, so
skinny he almost looks as unhealthy and malnutritioned as the
communist citizens he claims to be advocated. And in his case,
(12:17):
I don't really think he believes in Marxism. I think
he's just trying to bang these two fat chicks, and
those fat chicks don't really believe what they're saying either.
They're just trying to like do something that'll piss off
their dads.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh yeah, I'll do it, but you know.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It gave him something to do. Here's the other part
of that story. I didn't tell I jog around. I
jogged three times around that park yesterday. I did nine miles.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Wow, And this time is how long does that take?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One? I'll admit that one time I walked around because
I was editing and uploading that video, So it took.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
But it takes when you are running, just running without
being interrupted by commis or doing work.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hell, what's your pace?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
A three mile jog for me one time around is
like fifteen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Good base.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And so anyway, after I film that, I quickly sprinted
around as fas as I could so I could get
back to that spot. And a little less than twenty
minutes later, they were not there anymore. Oh really, I
had defeated them so much it's all you coming, and
the hottailed it out of there. Our verbal altercation left
them feeling so down and out about their own beliefs
(13:16):
that they left, probably to go to KFC or something.
Probably you know, to probably to go enjoy capitalism without.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh of course.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, well you tried to point out to them that
while they're complaining about capitalism, they were wearing the expensive
clothes and carrying the expensive phone and doing all the
other things that capitalists provide.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know what else that guy was doing that bothered me.
He's wearing a fedora. Only two kinds of guys should
wear a fedora. Guys that played bass in a jazz
or a blues band and were news reporters from the
nineteen twenties. Nobody else know, guys, if you're wearing justin Timberlake. See,
that's what it gets a path. That's what I'm talking about.
One pop star puts a fedora on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, and they all think they got to do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And everybody thinks they look cute or whatever. But you
don't look cute. You look like a weirdo. At a
comic book convention. I'm a lady and he tips his hat. Bro, No,
don't do it, dude, don't do not do the fedora.
Only certain guys could pull that off. Certain guys. I
get it real cool, Like if you're in a blues
bar and some black guy walks in in a zoot
suit and he's got on the man. That guy looks
(14:19):
cool in a fedora, and you start thinking you could
do it too. On Monday morning after don't do that.
You're walking out the door, You're like, quick, grab that
fedora from the closet.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
How many of us haven't gone through our hat phase
over the years. It's been a long time, but I
had a hat phase as well, and I look back
at now, look back on it, and I'm shamed.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm embarrassed. None of you even knew about it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, that reminds me. There's an exception. Last weekend we
were at a Kentucky Derby themed charity gala. That's obviously
an exception. That is obviously an exception. Right, there are
times in a place. But if you're just putting a
fedora on cause you got invited to your buddy's birthday
party on a Friday night, you knew there were gonna
be girls there, My man, those ladies are gonna dry
up like the Sahara Desert. You're not only ruining it
(15:02):
for yourself, you're ruining it for the other guys at
that party.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
But that guy, when he walked out of the house
checked in the mirror one last time.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He looked and he said, hat, no, hat as he
choose at that. That's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Don't do it, guys, don't be that guy.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, do not.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, let's do this next. If you know that
today is National Men Make Dinner Day, the assumption is
that men were not taught to make meals like women were.
So no offense to the many men who do cook
it up. But I mean, that's the assumption, right, It's
not fair.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
For the men are some of the greatest chefs in
the world, by the way, and I know a lot
of men who really enjoyed cooking.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
See that's an interesting point, mister Kenneth. For some reason,
if a guy is a chef, he's like a rock star.
If you're a chef in a cool restaurant, chicks walk in,
you can you can score with chick, like as if
you were wanted, as if you were the bass player
in a cool band. Women will be like, oh, he's
a rock star chef. But for some reason, if a
guy's at home cooking food for his children and his wife,
(16:04):
it's emasculating. For some reason, not at all. I don't
understand that anyway. If you are one of those guys, fine,
But for those of you who don't know how to cook,
this is for you. Well, my wife has got a
headache and she asked if I could chow.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I've heard of many Crocker, but I've never read the books.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not moving. The grill inside was all that really took.
Now the kid's a road for cover, and then John's
afraid to look. I'm a man. Give me some fan
and a pat and I'll fry you know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Is this your newman kidding?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm a man. I'm had you go through the drive through.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And pick some up, all right, that's not your guys.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, I'm still working on my band, Black Smoke and
the Flaming Cheese, Black Smoke in the Saganaky. That could
be cool.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, it could be Pink Salt.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm working on a punk band if anybody wants to
you don't like pink. So here's us A scary story.
A teen boy and his father suffered hundreds of killer
giant hornered hornet stings. As they ziplined the other day
on it.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Where was the ziplining laos? Oh? Well, then they pretty
much were begging for it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
In that where Hank Hill's a neighbor was from. He's like,
what kind of Asian are you? Japanese or Chinese? And
he goes, I'm Laos. He goes Japanese or Chinese. Pick
Daniel in age forty seven and his son Cooper, age fifteen,
because of course his name's Cooper, apparently died from their
injuries after they were attacked by a swarm of killer
(17:38):
insects at their Laos Adventure resort on October fifteenth. The
Americans and their guide were overcome by the flying killers
as they tried to zipline through some tropical trees. The
pair were reportedly rushed to the hospital in critical condition,
where a doctor observed a lot of stings. That's in
quotes more than one hundred. Now I have made this
(17:59):
point before, and I know this is an unpopular point.
If you're in a third world country Costa, Rica, Vietnam, Laos, Yeah,
Laos Island somewhere Africa probably, and ziplining is an option,
say no.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Apparently, it's just really hard to resist a tropical zipline
through a jungle.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know it seems tempting. It's an adventure of a lifetime.
What have you? You get the same hue just standing
up on the side of the cliff.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
There, you're standing up there, climb the little tower that
leads to the zipline thing and look around and go
uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Maybe take a few pictures and then get down.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now, in this case, it was killer Asian Asian killer hornets, mister, Oh,
by the way, not the Africanized ones with you could
tell it's Africanized. They have larger genitals and they're more aggressive.
Singers are huge, yeah, huge stingers, right, But in this
case Asian hornets. Now, for the record, that's not the
reason you don't do it, statistically unlikely. The reason you
(18:53):
don't zipline in the third world country is it cannibals.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yes, Cannibals will wait underneath the zipline hoping that it'll
break and if you fall, you know you're gonna be
just like Joe Biden's uncle. Thank you, give me money, money,
me money, now, me money, needing a lot
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