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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A man who is accused of throwing a subway sandwich
at federal law enforcement officers and washing us.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
He did it.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's on video that allegedly threw accused of throwing No,
he did it all right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
A man who threw a subway sandwich at a federal
law enforcement officer in Washington, DC has been charged with
a felony after footage of the incident went viral.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
You get an assault.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Usually a subway sandwich only goes viral after it's been
left on the counter too long. Yeah, getting hit with
a subway sandwich is no laughing matter.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The officers could have died from cold cuts. Oh nice one,
thank you. Do we know what kind of sandwich it was?
What in a watery tuna?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Was it? That's like the worst kind to get hit with.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Can you even call it tuna? There's a lot of.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Doll no, no tuna in it, but it's called a
watery tuna.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's called a watery tuna. Yeah, on the menu when.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You order it that way, that's what you get. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yesterday, a friend of the radio show, Sarah Gonzalez, was
at that Jasmine Crockett rally and she became the uh.
A woman that normally reports the news became the news
yesterday as apparently she decided to do some heckling. Jasmine
Crockett was on stage talking about how she stays there
at Grammy's house.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh yeah, she's telling me about how she's all that.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The thing about Jasmin Crockett kind of like Zorhan mom
Donnie or Alexandria Casio Cortez is or Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
They claim to speak.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
For the poor, the working class, the disenfranchised. Oh yeah,
these are from affluent. They're from affluent families, they're from academia.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
They're friends. Mcgragord. Let you know, she a hood rat baby,
she'd come from the street.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
She's from a rich family in Missouri. She's not even
from Texas. AOC grew up in a country club community.
Bernie Sanders owns a beach house. Zorhan Mom Donnie has.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Lived all over the world. How do you live all
over the world if you're poor. Oh, he's just so poor.
It's just awful.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
If you're poor, you can't afford to move internationally. No,
his parents are from academia, their tenured college professors. Anyway,
Sarah Goodzale is a friend of the show. She has
a TV show on Blaze TV. I've been on her show,
She's been on our show. We like Sarah. She's a
cool check. And she was at the Jasmine Crockett rally
yesterday and she called Jasmine Crockett a fake ghetto hood rat. Now,
(02:09):
for the record, Uh, Sara Gonzales is a Latino, so
I think she can say this and it's not racist,
mister Oak, Can I get a ruling on this one?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Technically? Yeah? But if she ain't black, she's white. When
you call him out a sister.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What are you telling me Jackie Chan's white.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
No, I'm said, when you call him out at Jackie
called Asi style, No.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But he did that whole movie with Chris Tucker. I
mean that's adjacent to what you're talking about. I'm talking
about calling out a sister. I'll tell you when she
called her out, you can't eat a video at home.
But I'm looked at it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And when she called out Jasmine Crockett stopped talking, turn
kind of like the way the terminator would turn when
he realized your name was Sarah Conna. And she had
that look on her face like, oh, I'm gonna come
out there and I'm gonna tear you up.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So here is Jasmine Crockett in Sarah Gonzales yesterday going uh,
having a war of words, if you will.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Say, in my by's house.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
She was one of our fame people in the entire world.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Jasmin, the people of Dallas. They're better than a fake
ghetto hood rat.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
M still not like that in her face. It's Sarah.
Sarah looks pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
She's wearing a pink dress and hanging out in the
crowd there, and you can tell she is surrounded by
list security. Oh they're coming at her like like sharks
coming for her, spoiled rich kid from Missouri. Jasmine's not
having it. No, she was not now not to be outdowne.
I guess after the rally. Was it before or after
the rally? She flew off to Martha's Vineyard to attend
(03:35):
a film.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Festival that came after I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
See, it's not really helping your case to make the
argument that you're from the streets when you're at a
film festival and Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's tough, man. Now, we do have other black Lady
news this morning. Get out of it with all kinds
of Maxine Waters in the news this morning, Jasmin Croggett
and LaToya to destroy you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Ms Camtrail, mayor of the Big Easy, has hired herself
a criminal defense attorney. Now you may ask why would
the mayor of New Orleans need a criminal defense attorney?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
May I chime in on this one, Oh, okay, I
believe she's being investigated by federal prosecutors.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well, it turns out federal grand jury is looking into
allegations of wrongdoing by miss Mayor. They are having their
meeting today and sources tell us they could deliver indictments
to the or the mayor later this afternoon. Last year,
a grand jury indicted a New Orleans businessman name of
(04:40):
Randy Federal in federal court accuse him of conspiracy to
commit fraud with a public official. That did not name
the public official. But there are people close to this
investigation who said that there's no doubt in anybody's mind
that it is miss Mayor.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So, LaToya Cantrell has a history of poor behavior in
public places. You remember that video of her at what's
it called the Polo Club lounge.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
At the Fabulous Windsor Court Hotel.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We've spent a little bit of time at that restaurant.
That bar, it's a bar, and I remember watching that
video and thinking to myself, Wow, I can't believe that
woman's mayor.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There she is at a bar. It's a bougie bar.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
People are dressed nice, and here's the mayor's looks like
she's about to pop a guy and then in a
very serious fight. You know how Facebook does that thing
where a year later it'll say on this.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Day, yeah, this is the anniversary of that a year.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Later after that happened, I watched that video again, and
you know what we did not know the first time
we watched that vie Who that was standing next to
her in the bar is the police officer slash security
guard that she was having an affair with.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
He was guarding her body.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I certainly was. Yeah, boy, he was working hard too.
That's got to be something when you're cheating on your
wife with your boss but your bar, trying to start
fights at bars, and we all think about how that
the wife was the victim in that scenario, and she
certainly was. But I gotta tell you, that guy, he
really stepped on a landmine there with LaToya Cantrell Well.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Part of this grand jury have already heard evidence related
to the mayor's affair with the bodyguard slash New Orleans
police officer, and he is already facing corruption charges. Grand
jurors last year.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Indicted him on seven counts wire fraud, false statements to
agents with the FBI. They don't like it when you
lie to a federal agents, so it's not a good thing.
He claimed he was on the clock at times when
he was engaging in personal activities with the mayor.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's m okay, But didn't he meet with her at
two in the morning at an apartment owned.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
By the city.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, you got a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I mean, okay, forget about whether you're on the clock
or off the clock. You're on city property with the
mayor conducting personal activities. And if you think about it,
if you really think about it, wasn't he kind of
in city property too?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Uh oh yeah, Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
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Speaker 2 (07:21):
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Speaker 4 (07:24):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Seriously, what's the problem.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Nothing, it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You don't care anyway, Walton and Johnson Radio Network, What
are you giggling about? Oh my god, I just I
just love the way the mind's work at the Babylon
Bee the website, This headline just kills me.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
JB.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Pritzker joins police force in hopes of getting a sandwich
thrown at him.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The for those that don't get a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
JB.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Printzker is the fat guy. He's the big guy in Illinois,
and he'd love a sandwich anytime, day or night. Also,
this one is is kind of it's not, you know,
that funny, but it's cute. Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Trump figured, you know, since some this close.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Anyway, I heard that Canada is having some bear problems.
So while he's up that way, he figures the old
go ahead and negotiate a historic truce between humans and bears.
Oh so if that problem solved, looks like that's sweet
of him.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
In other news, a teacher posted various people's tattoos with
Chinese writings on social media and then translated what she saw.
Maybe a lot of those people got ink without knowing
what it really said.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, do you ever wonder if it just says soup.
Some somebody somewhere got that. Here's why it became a
news story. Here she is reading the tattoos. If you
have a tattoo of some Chinese writing and you don't
know what it says, you might want to ask somebody.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yes, sing yo yo sin ti jibbish chang lamg aproach
ping siang refrigeratatory more failure yam yo so small means odd,
low quality call sing so I start lv love de
tough chicken suits and I don't know, I don't be.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Chinese what that's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I watched London videos people seeing you is a martial
artist guy. Sure, he's gonna train this girl and this
this I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Know why she needed training for a movie. If she
was a police officer. What.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So she walks out and she's she's got this what
they call the gi on. That's what they call the
little karate uniform. I thought it was something dirty, you know,
it's the ge you know. And she walks out and
he's he's like a kung fu master is gonna be
teaching her self defense And she walks out onto the
little floor and he kind of chuckles a little bit,
(09:51):
and she's like, what I was just I was just
admiring your ge and then he throws her on the ground,
does a few things by like that, and then he's like, uh, yeah,
maybe you ought not wear a gee with writing on
it that you don't know what it says. Because the
writing on her gee uppere where her name would be.
(10:12):
It's it translated to kick me. Oh, nobody put that
on there, for she didn't know what it meant. Was
right there, kick me? Well, he did not cool.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Earlier in the show, we did a report about an
airline pilot that got dragged off for being drunk. Not
to be outdone, a United Airlines flight was just canceled
after a female passenger suffered an explosive bout of.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Diarrhea you bet, oh no.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And vomiting. It destroyed the aircraft's tiny bathroom. At least
she tried to make it to the bathroom, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Interesting enough, The woman responsible, as a semi public figure,
Megan Reinerston is a writer and actor, freely admits she
was to blame for the mid air disaster. She reveals
she spent an hour and a half locked inside the
lavatory during the July flight from Newark to Indianapolis. Reinerston
said the nightmare began moments before boarding her connecting flight
from Portugal, when she suddenly felt the first waves of
(11:08):
what she later discovered was severe food poison.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So and she went ahead and got on a plane anyway. Yeah,
that was before they lined you up and put you
in the seat. You could have stepped out.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's a tale as old as time. I mean, who
among us hasn't been poisoned by Portuguese people and then
destroyed an airplane bathroom because of it?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Ah? Yeah, well I was about to say not me,
but you nailed it. She's a pretty girl, you know,
that's the diarrhea girl. Yeah, that's her. We got her
on the street.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You know what, We're gonna give her a pass.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You're gonna forgive her huh.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
There are some people that will look at that photo,
read this.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
News story, and they will become physically aroused, because that's
how terrible people are.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
That is terrible to even think about.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Apple TV Plus is airing episode four of Hawaii based
series Chief of War tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I didn't know this was a thing. I guess it's
kind of popular.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
New Yeah, new movies, new TV shows. Yeah, Jason Momoa.
I mean he's you know, he's Jason Momoa. Goodly, Lord,
look at that. Apparently it's popular because you get to
see Jason Momoa's ass.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So that's a big deal. Here's a promo.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Oh, I e the Culture, the Warriors, the Weapons, the
drug cord to find a good fitting pair of pets.
No cheeks of Wars the War starring Jason Momos, but
only on Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And that's why people are watching it. They are using
this man. This man is a human being. He is
not an object of your desire. Lose just looking at
pieces and parts? Now, Yeah, that is so rude. You
know this happens to me all the time too. I'm like, hello, ladies,
my eyes are up here. Please have some self respect me.
My mom is a person and I love her. I'm
(12:51):
somebody's son. You think about that, Think about that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
You say this, Jason Momoa has never half asked anything
in his life.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Mmmm, that is who? Look at that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You've been sitting on that joke all morning?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
No, just it just popped out.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He did it? Really? Okay?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No, the one I've been sitting on all morning is
that we missed Lizard Day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yesterday was World Lizard Day, partly because this is the
time of year that the lizards all have their babies,
and if you'll notice, if you have lizards in your
yard or wherever, there's a lot of little one that's
running around. Anyway, it was World Lizard Day, but some
people didn't participate in the celebration because they're suffering from
reptile dysfunction. I didn't want to do it, but you know,
(13:37):
I had to see when it came out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I knew that something bad was coming. I didn't know
it's gonna be worse.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Than they then that was That was like the worst
of all. Yeah, no, matter of fact, I'm so embarrassed.
I think we all just get on out of here
before somebody shows up with pitchforks and torches and runs
us out. No, no, the show's not over yet, Billy,
I show's over soon. As he did that reptile thing.
I always like to leave the show on a good note,
a little bit of good news before we get out
(14:04):
of good luck, before we go, I want you to
hear the story of this eighty two year old man
in Australia.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
He stopped his vehicle to save a koala on the road.
I love it then, as adorable as that is. He
gave it a good talking to after it scratched him.
He's been going back to visit the kuala. He even
gave it a nickname Ted. I wouldn't have named it Ted,
but he thinks Ted's a good name. Here is Terry,
the eighty two year old Australian man talking about saving
(14:30):
a kuala and the koala that couldn't stop scratching him.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
I was telling him not to scratch because I'm trying
to help him, and a little man little just keep scratching.
But he was only protecting himself. The traffic ball of
earth sudden stopped. I don't know about what's going on
it and they're only scratches. And if you get hold
of the bay quick enough on hauling the rod, why oh,
I realize you know, especially when you stop moving of
the ride that they're getting out of Dinka.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
H y o yours just make noises like, eh, you're
raw and you're speaking to Australian.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Are you not impressed? How I played that sound? I
got us right up to the post.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You walked it.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I wanted it right up to the post I got.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Those lyrics kicked in right when the music, right when
the vocal sample stopped.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Just seven other people in radio that might be listening
right now, We're very impressed.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And how does he do it? I know, I'm good,
Billy ed.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
What do we learn this week on the Walton Johnson
Radio Network time we'll keep.
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You out of tropics because it might rain? No, no, no,
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going to get it than Mexico.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No offense, Billy d.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But if there's one thing I have learned about the weather,
it's that Jewish people usually know more about what's gonna
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How do they do that?
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