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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I love these I love these old rock and roll stories.
We just we just heard this story. David Lee Roth
met Henry Rollins and who is Henry Rollins exactly? Well,
among other things, he was the lead singer of Rollins
band in Black Flag, and the other lead singer of
Black Flag was our good friend d O D. Yeah, yeah,
(00:20):
good old d you know from the UH of New Orleans,
the punk singer. Yeah, I'm having a brain fart right now.
Leah Jean's dad. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
he's the sluts de Slutt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He was also the lead singer of Black Flag, but
not straight edge like Henry Rollins is, which is kind
of the point of the story.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Henry Rowland ain't a brother. No, there's a there's a
black man in Hollywood name of Henry Rowlins. I'm thinking
that's who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, No, Henry Rollins is a legendary punk singer.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That white guy and a musician, not an actor.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, he's a very very famous punk singer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right. The story was about David Lee Roth. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Anyway, they met each other and David Lee Roth had
this huge coat on, this very big colorful jacket, and
Henry Rollins walks up to him in a radio station
and goes, hey, man, I'm a big fan. David Lee
Roth opens up his jacket and there's all these bottles
of booze everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Beard and stuff. He's like a walking liquor cabinet.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He goes, oh, that's great, man, you want to have
a drink. Henry Rollins is straight ed you doesn't do
any drugs? He says no, no, thank you, And David
Lee Roth says, what's Maddy man? You got school tomorrow?
Burn Pretty funny story. Another great story. Billy Gibbons of
zz Top You familiar. You think maybe you've heard of
him before. He's doing an interview the other day and
(01:32):
he was asked about an offer zz Top once got
back in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh yeah, I told him a shaved and beards and
they'd pay him a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Gillette Razor Company was gonna pay Billy Gibbons and
Dusty Yeah, and I'm not James Beard. Wait, Frank Beard.
I always forgot which you want Frank part?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, the one without the beard was named Beard. They
were gonna give him a million dollars. This was back
in the day when zz Top was all over MTV
and the radio, and you.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Know they still are on the radio quick, but now
there's no MTV. Back in the eighties, it was a
big thing's easy Top and everything. The beards, they were
all over everywhere, like I said, MTV, and the hot
girls and the cool cars and that dangly keychain and stuff.
So they said for a Super Bowl ad, I mean,
you know, super Bowl ad. Even in the eighties, Super
Bowl ads were a big deal, big deal, and they thought,
(02:20):
wouldn't it be cool if we got zz Top to
shave their famous beards with Gellette razors, of course, and
they would get a million dollars each. Now, I don't
know if the drummer, if Frank was gonna get left out,
or if they would allow him to maybe grow a
little bit of a beard real quick before the Super
Bowl and then he could shave two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Or do they all have to split the million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know. I think it was each.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, here's Billy Gibbons.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is it true you guys were offering a million dollars
to shave your beards? True? It was a million dollars
per man? Was that Gillette, They deny.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It and during a Super Bowl commercial, yeah, so three
mil Gillette to zz Top to shave your beard.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So we passed, We passed, and fans loved it. Fans
thought it was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They don't care about money. They liked him. Joette denies
offering them the money. I believe Billy Gibbons. Oh hell yeah,
you gotta believe him. You ever watched that documentary about
zz Top, Yes, I have. It is so good, the
part where they discover music videos mmmm now, oh yeah.
They changed the world with that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The zz Top was very important to the evolution of
the music video. They were the ones that came up
with music videos that were kind of like little movies.
They had stories. Yeah, they said that one night they
were all at home in Houston and their respective homes
and uh and Dusty or or Beard or one of
the guys that was flipping through the channels and he
stumbled upon MTV and I think he was high or something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He didn't know it was. He didn't know what it was.
He thought he was watching a documentary. It was just
music videos, especially late at night. Called man, y'all got
to turn this channel and look at this man. We
should be doing this, and then they did and.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The rest is history.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, it is what a time to be. It's nice
to talk about some stuff like that every now and
then instead of all of the fraud and crime and
corruption that seems to be just dominating every news cycle
all day every day.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, it's nice to take a break from it because
you know, there are other things happening besides political corruption
and communism. For example, yesterday was National bean Day, and
no lie today.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Wait wait, yesterday was bean Day, right, and today is
fart Day, National pass gas Day. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Here's a very special announcement inviting you to celebrate your
sounds and sense. Maybe kids don't think farts are funny anymore,
but we still do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
January sixth was National Bean Day, and if you celebrated
and are feeling the effects today, you're in luck because
January seventh is National.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Pass gas Day.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Free yourself, let it out.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well that's great, all right, so much better now, speaking
of embarrassing moments in public, Amy Klobachar, that's embarrassing enough.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Apparently she wants Tim Walls's job. This is who Tim
Walls is trying to install as the next Minnesota governor.
I don't know how many people remember this, but there's
this clip of Amy Klobuchar, the Senator from Minnesota, back
when she was campaigning for Tim. This is one of
the cringiest things in Comma. Obviously, you prepare yourselves for
an extreme level of cringe, the likes of which you've
probably not witnessed.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The next voice you hear will be that of Amy Klobacher.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, I like to see all of you.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I decided instead of the Maga movement, We're gonna start
the Mama movement that is make America, Michigan and Minnesota again.
So I do bring you greetings from my state, where
the women are strong, the men are good looking, and
(05:52):
all the vice presidents are above average.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We are the home.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Of Humphrey Mondale and now Tim Walls Mondale. In Minnesota,
new parents bounce their babies on their knee and they say,
one day you can be vice president.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Does she not?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
She is truly truly bad at this.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
There's one of the worst boys in her voice too.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, it's everything about.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That is just awful. Minnesota is having sympathy pains for Virginia.
I gotta tell you, I'm quite understanding Mikuovachar. What the
appeal is, No, there is none. She's a moderate Democrat
from a communist state. Okay, so Tim Walls is not
leaving yet, but he said he's not. He's withdrawing from
the campaign for reelection. And uh, mainly because of all
(06:42):
the stuff that's come out about all the fraud and more.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Still to come. So would Tim Walls giving Amy Clubator
his endorsement help her? If so, then why did't he
just run himself? It's pretty good. I don't think his
endorsement carries a lot of weight.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, it doesn't, shouldn't now and now he's being investigated.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, believe me, he is.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I have a feeling that some weird things are gonna
come out from that story involving Tim Walls.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You better hope, So you just wait.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
In the meantime, Senator Ran Paul is exposing the Biden
administration's no flying nightmare for the January sixth dissenters. If
you were at the Capitol on January sixth, even if
you did nothing wrong, odds are you haven't been on
a lot of planes.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Over the last few years. Oh no, They put a
very long list together of people who did nothing wrong
other than just happen to be there at that time
and place.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yesterday, Chairman Ran Paul of the Senate Homeland Security and
Governmental Affairs Committee released new documents detailing a Biden era
Federal Bureau of Investigation twenty three month investigation into Christine Crowder,
a Texas Catholic school teacher who was in Washington, d C.
To exercise her First Amendment rights attended Trump's rally on
the Ellipse of January sixth, twenty twenty one. The documents
(07:58):
reveal the FBI label Crowder, the wife of a federal
Air marshal, a domestic terrorist, solely based on an unverified
tip submitted by a former friend, despite early investigative results
showing negative facial recognition in geolocation search results and no
previous criminal or extremist activity. According to the report I'm
looking at, she didn't even walk into the Capitol.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She was just near it. It just doesn't matter. She
was there, She was nearby in the vicinity. That's all
it takes. Wasn't a Nancy Pelusi nearby too? She was?
She was right there in that little aocgal. How many
times was she raped and killed? Multiple dimes.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She claims she was almost raped, but then she was
killed in the aftermath of that. It turns out it
was just she was down the street in her office
and a cop knocked on the door. Oh my god,
rap to check and see if she was safe, and
she was by the way. But this woman is a
Catholic school teacher. Not only is she a Catholic school teacher,
her husband is a federal air marshal. How did she
(08:55):
end up on the no fly list?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And can't he get her off of it?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The crime of being a Christian Conservative?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Uh trebling Padise Walton Johnson. I'm here to work, You're
here to do get your job done.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, you don't have to work much in this segment,
Billy and I think that Donald Trump is gonna do
most of the heavy lifting for us.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'll by introducing Donald Trump, I will have done my job.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We have a SoundBite of Trump. Look, there are some
funny Trump soundbites. He's done some funny things over the years,
making fun of Rosio o' donald and journalists, and is humorous.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He's a funny fellow.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Trump is an entertainer. We all know that. But this
right here is just genuine stuff you get out of
a guy at a cocktail party, and it's completely hilarious.
So I'm just gonna play it for you. Here is
our man, Donald Trump talking about his wife and how
she doesn't think he's presidential enough.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She doesn't think he should be dancing and doing that.
Weightlifter Bove wasn't of this.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And she gets up.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
They put a little tiny thing like this little thing
and my wife, by the way, my wife hates when
I do this, she said.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You know, she's a.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Very classy person, right, she said, it's so unpresidential. He said,
but I did become president somebody she hates when I dance.
I said, everybody wants me to dance, Darling, it's not presidential.
She actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
She said that to me, and I said, there's a
long history that perhaps she doesn't know, because he was
an elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right, he was
the attack by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
But he wouldn't be doing this, but.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Nor would too many others.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
But she says, Darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible. And
I have to say this the dancing they really like.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She said, they don't like it. They're just being nice
to you. I said, that's not right.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
The place goes crazy screaming dance.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But the weightlifting.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
But no. The girl gets up.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And you see, I want to be more but I
have somebody watch it. He's pretend to weights. I want
to be more effusive, like a woman. I want to
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He's talking about trans you know, women.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Dropped. The thing walks off the stage crying. Her mother's
crying her father. Guy gets up.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
He said, have you lifted before a little bit?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And he walks up being he could.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Have gone ding ding. I think it was one hundred
and twelve pounds. Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
My buddies who I lift weights with, especially the coaches,
this whole thing about trans athletes competing in women's weightlifting
competitions drives them nuts. And a couple them are liberal Democrats.
They're not, you know, they're They're like, it's completely unfair.
It's this is people say this is an eighty twenty issue.
I think it's a ninety five to five issue. I've
never met anyone that thinks transgender athletes should be competing
(12:12):
against biological women in a weightlifting competition. The only people
I've ever heard of who seem to be advocates for
this are the transgenders that want to compete and get
the accolades.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And the politicians. For some reason, the politicians, as you know,
who will say anything to maybe either get elected or
stay elected and to please their constituents, which are few.
The politicians will say it, but you know they don't
even believe it themselves. How could they when they say, oh, no,
it's totally fair that this man, oh there is you know,
(12:43):
weightlifting or boxing against a woman. They don't believe it either,
but they're telling you anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
TDS is when you support men competing against women in
weightlifting competitions just because you hate Trump. Yep, I'll give
you another example, uh TDS. Tim Walls drops out of
the governor's race. They ask him why, and he goes
on a rant about January sixth. This is peak TTS.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Their idea of improving this state is being a parrot
for Donald Trump, agreeing to everything that he agreed with.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, here's what I'm gonna tell you. It ain't happening.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
I'm not going anywhere, And you can make all your
requests for me to resign over my dead body, will
that happen. I will fight this thing till the very
end to make this state better. And the question that
I think they need to decide is is when did
the guy in the White House resign? When does he
take accountabuilding for what he did? Because it isn't going
to happen here in terms of us shying away from
(13:36):
making this their.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Typical I'm not a perpetrator. I didn't. I'm a victim.
He is a victim, aren't they all?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Walls is going to fix Minnesota's problems? He's not.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But now's Aimy Club whatever her name is, the club
jar is. She currently is the decisionor from Minnesota. Minnesota,
she's one of them. I mean she used to be governor.
Then she can't be senator. And then that means that
you could get like a Republican in there or something
not likely. And would she as governor have a right
(14:10):
to appoint her own replacement.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Point an interim senator until there's time for an election
and then you pick the next guy. I think they
did that in Georgia. No, they had a special election
in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
By the way, speaking of Tim wallsh just you know,
falling back on January sixth. Anytime something bad happens, Well,
what about January sixth? Nancy Pelosi yesterday on the anniversary.
Was she sounded drunk? She sounds drunk all the time.
Now when she talks, some of that teeth are slipping off,
you know, you got the dentures. She was spewing all
(14:43):
the old insurrection nonsense again and all telling all those
lies about Trump. Remember that time she told that that
one reporter to shut up. She turns on her and
just tells her shut up because she asked her why
you didn't let the National Guard, you know, come in
and do their job, right.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, And of course the short answer is because Nancy
Pelosi got caught and then she tried to make a
journalist look bad and and unintentionally made the journalist more famous.
And it's kind of amazing how that happened, isn't it.
Sometimes politicians are so bad they actually improve our lives.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Well, you can, you can knock an American down, but
you're not gonna keep us down.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I love these I love these old rock and roll stories.
We just we just heard this story. David Lee Roth
met Henry Rollins and who is Henry Rollins exactly? Well,
among other things, he was the lead singer of Rollins
band in Black Flag, and the other lead singer of
Black Flag was our good friend d O D. Yeah, yeah,
(00:20):
good old d you know from the UH of New Orleans,
the punk singer. Yeah, I'm having a brain fart right now.
Leah Jean's dad. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
he's the sluts de Slutt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He was also the lead singer of Black Flag, but
not straight edge like Henry Rollins is, which is kind
of the point of the story.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Henry Rowland ain't a brother. No, there's a there's a
black man in Hollywood name of Henry Rowlins. I'm thinking
that's who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, No, Henry Rollins is a legendary punk singer.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That white guy and a musician, not an actor.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, he's a very very famous punk singer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right. The story was about David Lee Roth. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Anyway, they met each other and David Lee Roth had
this huge coat on, this very big colorful jacket, and
Henry Rollins walks up to him in a radio station
and goes, hey, man, I'm a big fan. David Lee
Roth opens up his jacket and there's all these bottles
of booze everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Beard and stuff. He's like a walking liquor cabinet.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He goes, oh, that's great, man, you want to have
a drink. Henry Rollins is straight ed you doesn't do
any drugs? He says no, no, thank you, And David
Lee Roth says, what's Maddy man? You got school tomorrow?
Burn Pretty funny story. Another great story. Billy Gibbons of
zz Top You familiar. You think maybe you've heard of
him before. He's doing an interview the other day and
(01:32):
he was asked about an offer zz Top once got
back in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh yeah, I told him a shaved and beards and
they'd pay him a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
The Gillette Razor Company was gonna pay Billy Gibbons and
Dusty Yeah, and I'm not James Beard. Wait, Frank Beard.
I always forgot which you want Frank part?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, the one without the beard was named Beard. They
were gonna give him a million dollars. This was back
in the day when zz Top was all over MTV
and the radio, and you.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Know they still are on the radio quick, but now
there's no MTV. Back in the eighties, it was a
big thing's easy Top and everything. The beards, they were
all over everywhere, like I said, MTV, and the hot
girls and the cool cars and that dangly keychain and stuff.
So they said for a Super Bowl ad, I mean,
you know, super Bowl ad. Even in the eighties, Super
Bowl ads were a big deal, big deal, and they thought,
(02:20):
wouldn't it be cool if we got zz Top to
shave their famous beards with Gellette razors, of course, and
they would get a million dollars each. Now, I don't
know if the drummer, if Frank was gonna get left out,
or if they would allow him to maybe grow a
little bit of a beard real quick before the Super
Bowl and then he could shave two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Or do they all have to split the million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know. I think it was each.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, here's Billy Gibbons.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is it true you guys were offering a million dollars
to shave your beards? True? It was a million dollars
per man? Was that Gillette, They deny.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It and during a Super Bowl commercial, yeah, so three
mil Gillette to zz Top to shave your beard.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So we passed, We passed, and fans loved it. Fans
thought it was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They don't care about money. They liked him. Joette denies
offering them the money. I believe Billy Gibbons. Oh hell yeah,
you gotta believe him. You ever watched that documentary about
zz Top, Yes, I have. It is so good, the
part where they discover music videos mmmm now, oh yeah.
They changed the world with that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The zz Top was very important to the evolution of
the music video. They were the ones that came up
with music videos that were kind of like little movies.
They had stories. Yeah, they said that one night they
were all at home in Houston and their respective homes
and uh and Dusty or or Beard or one of
the guys that was flipping through the channels and he
stumbled upon MTV and I think he was high or something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He didn't know it was. He didn't know what it was.
He thought he was watching a documentary. It was just
music videos, especially late at night. Called man, y'all got
to turn this channel and look at this man. We
should be doing this, and then they did and.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The rest is history.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, it is what a time to be. It's nice
to talk about some stuff like that every now and
then instead of all of the fraud and crime and
corruption that seems to be just dominating every news cycle
all day every day.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, it's nice to take a break from it because
you know, there are other things happening besides political corruption
and communism. For example, yesterday was National bean Day, and
no lie today.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Wait wait, yesterday was bean Day, right, and today is
fart Day, National pass gas Day. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Here's a very special announcement inviting you to celebrate your
sounds and sense. Maybe kids don't think farts are funny anymore,
but we still do.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
January sixth was National Bean Day, and if you celebrated
and are feeling the effects today, you're in luck because
January seventh is National.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Pass gas Day.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Free yourself, let it out.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well that's great, all right, so much better now, speaking
of embarrassing moments in public, Amy Klobachar, that's embarrassing enough.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Apparently she wants Tim Walls's job. This is who Tim
Walls is trying to install as the next Minnesota governor.
I don't know how many people remember this, but there's
this clip of Amy Klobuchar, the Senator from Minnesota, back
when she was campaigning for Tim. This is one of
the cringiest things in Comma. Obviously, you prepare yourselves for
an extreme level of cringe, the likes of which you've
probably not witnessed.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The next voice you hear will be that of Amy Klobacher.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, I like to see all of you.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I decided instead of the Maga movement, We're gonna start
the Mama movement that is make America, Michigan and Minnesota again.
So I do bring you greetings from my state, where
the women are strong, the men are good looking, and
(05:52):
all the vice presidents are above average.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We are the home.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Of Humphrey Mondale and now Tim Walls Mondale. In Minnesota,
new parents bounce their babies on their knee and they say,
one day you can be vice president.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Does she not?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
She is truly truly bad at this.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
There's one of the worst boys in her voice too.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, it's everything about.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That is just awful. Minnesota is having sympathy pains for Virginia.
I gotta tell you, I'm quite understanding Mikuovachar. What the
appeal is, No, there is none. She's a moderate Democrat
from a communist state. Okay, so Tim Walls is not
leaving yet, but he said he's not. He's withdrawing from
the campaign for reelection. And uh, mainly because of all
(06:42):
the stuff that's come out about all the fraud and more.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Still to come. So would Tim Walls giving Amy Clubator
his endorsement help her? If so, then why did't he
just run himself? It's pretty good. I don't think his
endorsement carries a lot of weight.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, it doesn't, shouldn't now and now he's being investigated.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, believe me, he is.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I have a feeling that some weird things are gonna
come out from that story involving Tim Walls.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You better hope, So you just wait.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
In the meantime, Senator Ran Paul is exposing the Biden
administration's no flying nightmare for the January sixth dissenters. If
you were at the Capitol on January sixth, even if
you did nothing wrong, odds are you haven't been on
a lot of planes.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Over the last few years. Oh no, They put a
very long list together of people who did nothing wrong
other than just happen to be there at that time
and place.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yesterday, Chairman Ran Paul of the Senate Homeland Security and
Governmental Affairs Committee released new documents detailing a Biden era
Federal Bureau of Investigation twenty three month investigation into Christine Crowder,
a Texas Catholic school teacher who was in Washington, d C.
To exercise her First Amendment rights attended Trump's rally on
the Ellipse of January sixth, twenty twenty one. The documents
(07:58):
reveal the FBI label Crowder, the wife of a federal
Air marshal, a domestic terrorist, solely based on an unverified
tip submitted by a former friend, despite early investigative results
showing negative facial recognition in geolocation search results and no
previous criminal or extremist activity. According to the report I'm
looking at, she didn't even walk into the Capitol.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She was just near it. It just doesn't matter. She
was there, She was nearby in the vicinity. That's all
it takes. Wasn't a Nancy Pelusi nearby too? She was?
She was right there in that little aocgal. How many
times was she raped and killed? Multiple dimes.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She claims she was almost raped, but then she was
killed in the aftermath of that. It turns out it
was just she was down the street in her office
and a cop knocked on the door. Oh my god,
rap to check and see if she was safe, and
she was by the way. But this woman is a
Catholic school teacher. Not only is she a Catholic school teacher,
her husband is a federal air marshal. How did she
(08:55):
end up on the no fly list?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And can't he get her off of it?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The crime of being a Christian Conservative?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Uh trebling Padise Walton Johnson. I'm here to work, You're
here to do get your job done.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, you don't have to work much in this segment,
Billy and I think that Donald Trump is gonna do
most of the heavy lifting for us.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'll by introducing Donald Trump, I will have done my job.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We have a SoundBite of Trump. Look, there are some
funny Trump soundbites. He's done some funny things over the years,
making fun of Rosio o' donald and journalists, and is humorous.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He's a funny fellow.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Trump is an entertainer. We all know that. But this
right here is just genuine stuff you get out of
a guy at a cocktail party, and it's completely hilarious.
So I'm just gonna play it for you. Here is
our man, Donald Trump talking about his wife and how
she doesn't think he's presidential enough.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She doesn't think he should be dancing and doing that.
Weightlifter Bove wasn't of this.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And she gets up.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
They put a little tiny thing like this little thing
and my wife, by the way, my wife hates when
I do this, she said.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You know, she's a.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Very classy person, right, she said, it's so unpresidential. He said,
but I did become president somebody she hates when I dance.
I said, everybody wants me to dance, Darling, it's not presidential.
She actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
She said that to me, and I said, there's a
long history that perhaps she doesn't know, because he was
an elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right, he was
the attack by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
But he wouldn't be doing this, but.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Nor would too many others.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
But she says, Darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible. And
I have to say this the dancing they really like.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She said, they don't like it. They're just being nice
to you. I said, that's not right.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
The place goes crazy screaming dance.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But the weightlifting.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
But no. The girl gets up.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And you see, I want to be more but I
have somebody watch it. He's pretend to weights. I want
to be more effusive, like a woman. I want to
really Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He's talking about trans you know, women.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Dropped. The thing walks off the stage crying. Her mother's
crying her father. Guy gets up.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
He said, have you lifted before a little bit?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And he walks up being he could.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Have gone ding ding. I think it was one hundred
and twelve pounds. Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
My buddies who I lift weights with, especially the coaches,
this whole thing about trans athletes competing in women's weightlifting
competitions drives them nuts. And a couple them are liberal Democrats.
They're not, you know, they're They're like, it's completely unfair.
It's this is people say this is an eighty twenty issue.
I think it's a ninety five to five issue. I've
never met anyone that thinks transgender athletes should be competing
(12:12):
against biological women in a weightlifting competition. The only people
I've ever heard of who seem to be advocates for
this are the transgenders that want to compete and get
the accolades.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And the politicians. For some reason, the politicians, as you know,
who will say anything to maybe either get elected or
stay elected and to please their constituents, which are few.
The politicians will say it, but you know they don't
even believe it themselves. How could they when they say, oh, no,
it's totally fair that this man, oh there is you know,
(12:43):
weightlifting or boxing against a woman. They don't believe it either,
but they're telling you anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
TDS is when you support men competing against women in
weightlifting competitions just because you hate Trump. Yep, I'll give
you another example, uh TDS. Tim Walls drops out of
the governor's race. They ask him why, and he goes
on a rant about January sixth. This is peak TTS.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Their idea of improving this state is being a parrot
for Donald Trump, agreeing to everything that he agreed with.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, here's what I'm gonna tell you. It ain't happening.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
I'm not going anywhere, And you can make all your
requests for me to resign over my dead body, will
that happen. I will fight this thing till the very
end to make this state better. And the question that
I think they need to decide is is when did
the guy in the White House resign? When does he
take accountabuilding for what he did? Because it isn't going
to happen here in terms of us shying away from
(13:36):
making this their.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Typical I'm not a perpetrator. I didn't. I'm a victim.
He is a victim, aren't they all?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Walls is going to fix Minnesota's problems? He's not.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But now's Aimy Club whatever her name is, the club
jar is. She currently is the decisionor from Minnesota. Minnesota,
she's one of them. I mean she used to be governor.
Then she can't be senator. And then that means that
you could get like a Republican in there or something
not likely. And would she as governor have a right
(14:10):
to appoint her own replacement.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Point an interim senator until there's time for an election
and then you pick the next guy. I think they
did that in Georgia. No, they had a special election
in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
By the way, speaking of Tim wallsh just you know,
falling back on January sixth. Anytime something bad happens, Well,
what about January sixth? Nancy Pelosi yesterday on the anniversary.
Was she sounded drunk? She sounds drunk all the time.
Now when she talks, some of that teeth are slipping off,
you know, you got the dentures. She was spewing all
(14:43):
the old insurrection nonsense again and all telling all those
lies about Trump. Remember that time she told that that
one reporter to shut up. She turns on her and
just tells her shut up because she asked her why
you didn't let the National Guard, you know, come in
and do their job, right.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, And of course the short answer is because Nancy
Pelosi got caught and then she tried to make a
journalist look bad and and unintentionally made the journalist more famous.
And it's kind of amazing how that happened, isn't it.
Sometimes politicians are so bad they actually improve our lives.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Well, you can, you can knock an American down, but
you're not gonna keep us down.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
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