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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Third is there's that left wing rhetoric again. The violence.
Oh no, they're always it's always violence, guys. But what
am I catching? Fists? She said? Fists? Boy, here they
go again.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
She said she wanted to do something vile and degrading
with her fists.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You know, you know it's not Yeah, it's own bald
and fists and put their hairs together for the birthday kids.
That's right. I'm Amanda Stenberg. Oh yeah, I love her.
I know you saw her and immediately fell in love
(00:36):
with her when she played Roue, Little Roue in the
Hunger Games. She's twenty seven years old. Now, she's so old. Wow,
in Hollywood, Ireland Baldwin, she's so lucky. Her dad is
Alec Baldwin. She's thirty. Now, that's the thoughtless little pig. Yeah,
(00:56):
if I'm not mistaken. Didn't Baldwin once leave a voicemail message?
She said? She laughs about it now, but it was
very hurtful back in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, it wasn't very nice. Alec Baldwin. When he's not
hosting failing talk radio show, I want to tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Something, okay, and I want to leave a message for
you right now because again It's ten thirty here in
New York on a Wednesday, And once again, I've made
an ass of myself trying to get to a phone
to call you at a specific time. When the time
comes for me to make the phone call, I stop
whatever I'm doing and I go. When I make that
(01:30):
phone call at eleven o'clock in the morning in New York,
and if.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't pick up the phone, and that's his own daughter. Yeah, well,
at least he didn't shoot her. That's a good point. Yeah,
he lose your temper over now and then, but he didn't.
He didn't gun her down or anything. Yeah, I gun
her strong arm. How long ago was that when he
says I had to find a phone, I had to
make a make my way to a phone. Was this
in prehistoric days? The answer to that question thirty, So
(01:58):
it could have been more than fifteen years ago, two
thousand and seven, okay, eighteen. I feel like he had
a cell phone in two thousand and seven, I think so.
I'm pretty sure I did. No, I did I know,
Alec Baldwin. Today's also Meghan McCain's birthday, one of your
favorite former co hosts of the View. She blocked me
like fifteen years ago on Twitter. I don't know. I
forget she exists because I don't see your tweets. She's
(02:20):
dead to you, You're dead to me. Yeah, Ryan riddles Deadpool,
among other things, is forty nine. He seems call his
wife sucks, he hopes. Doug Flutie sixty three. Weird. Al
Yankovic is sixty six. I do enjoy weird now. Dwight
Yoakum is sixty nine. Ang Lee, that's his whole first name.
(02:45):
Ang Does it sounds like you're just gonna about to
start a coughing or something. He directed Broke Back Mountain
and others. He's seventy one and no longer with us.
Chai Chai rod rigan Is would have been celebrating his birthday,
but he died last year. Oh well, ran on happy birthday,
(03:06):
dead guy. Oh is it Chai Chai? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's a straight from WKRP in Cincinnati. By the way, Yeah,
we all get the reference obviously. In twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
His name is Cheechi Rodriguez. Got it. Pele, the greatest
soccer player of all time in his time, was born
in this state. Michael Crichton, the extremely tall author of
Jurassic Park, among other things. Wasn't he a right winger too?
Johnny car As a matter of fact, people, a lot
of people think he was murdered because of his stance
against climate change, man made climate change.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They would never murder Andrew Breitbart. Oh, I mean Michael Crichton.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. For Johnny Carson, born in the state, nineteen twenty five.
I like him. He would have been one hundred. He's
not with us. And John Heisman, the guy A named
football after or something like that. He was born today
and he he was, you know, really good at football
apparently so good for him with just a week and
(04:04):
a day away from Halloween now and just ten days
till the end of daylight savings time. I know you
like that, and I know I called it daylight savings time.
He doesn't care because he gets away with staying stuff
all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nobody cares if it's saving or savings. This is like
Groundhog's Day. Do you think that it upsets people? Nobody cares?
Besides the point, it's besides the but irregardless of what
you're saying, I think we all agree.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Can we get onto the day in history? Because I'm
a history buff. You know how I am. I'm a
buff all.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right, before we get to this day in history, just
a quicker minor feedbump feast of San Juan Capistrano. That's
the swallows leave today National Boston.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
They shoot the birds and they have a big feast.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's what they do on National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Didn't you say you were going to get a cream pie?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I never said that either.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then it's also a National Canning Day. Didn't you
say you were never mind can anyway? Today in History
brought to you by Well, that would be the Walton
Johnson Store. Maybe you heard we got merch for sale.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
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are looking for something to maybe you know, put under
the tree or in a stocking or just to wear
Thanksgiving and piss off you know some of your relatives.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, a substantial portion of those proceeds go to charity.
And we always encourage you to shop at I Love
WJ dot com, especially this time of year, because you'll
find cool stuff, you know, just the little knickknacks, the
stocking stuffers, the things you just squeeze in there in
between the bigger gifts. You're gonna like that today. In
eighteen nineteen, New York Governor DeWitt Clinton rides the first
boat through the Eerie Canal and he said, it really
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smells like sulfur.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Here. Was it spooky? It was spooky? Yeah, ere, he's
spooky today. In nineteen forty one, did you have to
see an elison fly? Well, I see the horse fly.
I've seen a dragonfly. I see the house fly. I've
seed all that too. I see the peanuts. Dam heard
rub a thing? You get it today?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
In nineteen forty one, Dumbo was released by Disney and
everyone was real comfortable with the fact that these black
crows were raised.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it was Jim Crow, the racist crow. Yeah, Jim
and his brother Jerry. I think times are different. What
does that make you feel, mister? Is that kind of
bother me?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No? Really, little stuff like that bothered me. I got
bigger problems in his world. You don't know about that.
I mean, I tend to agree with you. I just
it's weird what offends people are flying. Nineteen ten, on
this day, a woman named Blanche became the first woman
to fly an airplane all by her whittle self. She
flew it twelve feet off the ground.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's cute that they let her do that. And then
how many sandwiches did she make when she landed?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Everybody got a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Let's see today in nineteen fifty eight, Boris Pasternak, when's
the Nobel Prize for doctor Zavogo?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He later refused it. It sounds like a bunch of
foreign crap. What was doctor Xavago? Really? Seriously? Oh, just
the classics, that's all he gave. They gave him a
Nobel prize. Okay, something you'll be more familiar with. Reservoir dogs. Yeah, no,
I know about that. When Tarantino came out thirty three
years ago today now you're talking. Yeah, and they used
(07:10):
a color code names so they wouldn't know who each
other was. That mister white, mister orange, all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Today, in nineteen eighty three, suicide bomber kills two hundred
and forty one US Service personnel in Bay Route.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Uh huh that happened.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, they didn't like it. Today, nineteen ninety three, the
Toronto Blue Jays Joe Carter hits the first World Series
walk off Homer So mediocrity Today in nineteen ninety eight, no.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, no, no, no, no back up to ninety five. Okay,
go ahead, shove it. In thirty years ago, exactly thirty
years ago today, a jury in Houston, Texas convicted Yolanda
Saldivar of murder most foul. Do you remember who Yolanda
gunned down? Was it? I don't know, Tellas Fallina. Oh yeah,
(08:00):
Yolanda got life in prison three days later after she was,
you know, convicted, they had to go back and do
the whole Senate thing thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, then we should probably play some of Selena Gomez's music,
you know, as a restaurant. No no, rested Peace to
Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's a tribute a man that's touching. Yeah. I always
like this song she did with Benny Benisi an Automatic.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It's not available at the not available.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But she was a talent. Rested Peace. That's sad, Yeah,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Hang On, I got some nineteen ninety eight Net and
Yahoo and Arafat reached a Land for peace deal and
that was the end of all the controversy in Israel.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh good peace.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And today in two thousand and two, Chechen rebels took
seven hundred hostages in a Russian theater.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Should they not have done that? Boy?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What do you think scarier Muslims are Russians. I give
you Muslim Russians.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The kitchen Man dates a bad dude, Jett.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Terrifying man. I think about it every time. I'm thinking
about Selena Gomez and how she was murdered, how terrible
it was.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Rest in peace, all right. So, so happy anniversary Katy
Perry and her for a short amount of time there
her husband, Russell Brand They got married fifteen years ago today.
It lasted fourteen months before. I guess he divorced her
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before he realized that she was going to go to space.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Ultimately in the end. Isn't it fascinating how he became
the normal one?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I was thinking that today.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's the one that says a lot of things that
make sense, and she's that he does say it with
that dang accent.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They say that there's a lot of what is it
Illuminati imagery in this music video for dark Horse.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They say, if you watch it, you could see how
Katy Perry's totally a pawn of the Illuminati, or or
she controls the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
How do you know she ain't controlling it and making
herself look like she's not.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And usually the Illuminati conspiracy theorist will tell you that
in Hollywood, like the harlots and the very attractive women
are under a spell. They're controlled by the people that
run the Illuminati and the old white men. Okay, well
when you start picking at that and you're like, well,
who controls the Illuminati?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And then they're like, you know they do, oh white man.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then you're like, this isn't about the Jews, is it,
And they're like, no, it's not about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But they all have a last.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Name that ends in steam, you know, and their rabbis
creep us out, Like, wait, wait, this is about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's always about the Jews for some reason. It's time.
I'll try not in part you make sure you're talking
us fall off Wolton M. Johnson.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
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is sponsored by the My Pillow douche set.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm just kidding. No, that's not. It's just regular oll
my Pillow and my store. You don't know. You gotta
search because they have a lot of stuff there. It
might be a product.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
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Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's stuff you're gonna need for your house.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
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Speaker 1 (11:07):
So that's WJ at my pillow dot com. If you
go to my store dot com, I think the promo
code is then j W No right, Nope, nope, nope,
still WJ WJ. It's basically the same website and NOBE.
We should have done it just to confuse people.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean, this is all about female empowerment. Girl power,
That's what we say around here at the Walton and
Johnson Show. Let's start off first by taking a quick
trip across the pond, as they say, don't they say,
across the pond?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Is that a if we're going to the United Kingdom
the UK?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, okay, well across Well we're not, no Lyn, What
is it school preps?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
What is it for France? How about whales? It is
kind of across the pond, but it's lower down, so
you know, let's go to France.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Over the weekend, the crew of thieves rolled up to
the famous Paris museum the Louver in broad daylight, used
a crane to get inside, use chainsaws to cut through
protective cases, stole nine priceless treasures. The French Crown jewels
have been stolen, and you're probably wondering, what does that
have to do with women?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Did women do that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Even better, For the first time ever, the Louver has
a female security chief who is hired by the first
ever female museum director to become the first ever women
to lose the French Crown jewels.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Shot out, Oh power to the girl power power. Yeah
there you now.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
The gold crown of Empress Eugenie was discarded and found
later by police, which is good, but precious artifacts snatched
from Paris's Louver Museum over the weekend included some real
expensive stuff. An emerald necklace said among more than one
thousand diamonds gifted by Napoleon. I don't know if you've
heard of him about that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And he was good in that movie.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Right now, we go from that to this. Who doesn't
love Morning Joe? I mean, you're obviously always when you're
not listening to Walton and Johnson, you're probably watching MSN
in the morning at the same time. It looks like
Joe was off, so it's just Mika and then sitting
in his chair appears to be Al Sharpton.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know where that had to be a special report.
Joe's probably getting his prosta checked.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They're trying to explain why Abigail's Spanburger, the Democrat candidate
for Virginia's governor, isn't doing better. Follow real quick and
see if you can guess what the theme is here.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It really is incredible. And you have Abigail.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Spanberger, Mikey, Cheryl, her background, all the different jobs that
she has held in the military, and also like Elissa Slockin.
I mean, my god, these women are incredible. And to them,
I would say, fight, fight, fight, real power because we
need them, We need them more women.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
And Mikey is like, she's doing a ton of interviews.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
You know when I talked to them, when I was
in the car, you know it was this car.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
She had gone from interview to interview to talk to
talk to But you know you still see the anxiety.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah, Cheryl did have a few missteps in her campaign,
but she still has as you say, about five or
six point ly propolling. Spanberger is leading Virginia a little
bigger than that. But you know, both still competitive races
here heading into the last couple of weeks. But but
tokat Tomali's point, I mean, this is something that a
lot of Democrats are grappling with right now. They've nominated
when two of the last three elections women presidency lost both.
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There are some who say, well, we can't do that again,
the stakes are too high.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But of course that does fall into the same misogynstic trap.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Other countries have no problem electing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Women misogynistic trap. Why can't we be like other countries?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, so they're mad that Abigail Spamberger isn't doing better.
That more that too many people are supporting her opponent.
They don't like her because she's a woman. What's the
name of the man that is kicking her ash? That'd
be win some earl sears. Now, I know that if
you didn't know who that is, that's a that's a woman,
that's a black woman. Yeah, I know a sister. Yeah,
I don't know how I've been to a house another
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imagine the insanity.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Go to a health walls. But you know who's late
at night?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
There's a black lady. Mister, I'm gonna ignore that. There's
a black lady running against a white lady in the
state of Virginerator. You're telling me that they're pulling for
the white lady.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
The white lady is actually slightly ahead, but she's still
not far enough ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But she's still a victim because she's a woman and
her opponent is also a woman, a black woman, mind you,
But that doesn't matter. The white lady's still the victim
just because her vagina exists. Say that, I mean, that's
their narrative.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's not mine. I didn't come up with this. I'm
just telling you about it. Well, I'll tell you what.
I can't stand it when these women aren't doing as
well as they should, especially when other women are doing
so well. That's a grip. Are there more women n
girl power? This girl power? It doesn't. I gotta add on.
(15:47):
I want to add to something a trailer. If you
will add something to the end of this, you're going
to put a third appendage on the bottom part. Go ahead.
I want you to meet Connie Bobo. Okay, Connie, is
you know a model currently appealing black woman. She's a
med I would say, okay, moderate, yeap. Connie used to
run the New Heights Community Resource Center in Bridgeton, Missouri.
(16:12):
I know where that is. She's what they call a
charity boss. Okay, well, Connie apparently blew through eleven million
dollars that was supposed to go to feed starving children. Instead,
it went to some mansions for her and her family members,
(16:32):
a flashy yellow Mercedes for her lover, and a few
other things here and there that her boyfriend got the
car plus the boyfriend. Actually, I think the boyfriend bought
the car himself with the one point four million dollars
that she gave him out of the charity. Of course,
this is federally allocated taxpayer money to feed children between
(16:59):
the years of February twenty nineteen. In March of twenty
twenty two, instead of letting that eleven million dollars go
to the charity, she decided her and her family could
probably enjoy it better. Girl power.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, well that's great. You go, Coco man. This
has been a really empowering s into the show.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Bobo, is it? What is it? Breast Cancer Awareness Month?
I'm sure it is that, or Mexican Breast Cancer Awareness Month,
or Hispanic we say Hispanic Heritage Month, Hispanic breast cancer.
That's Bobby, what.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Is you ever think about how confusing that is because
hispanicquopmen are usually known for having a large never mind, anyway,
it's great news that large kitchens. Hey, aren't we we're
against breast cancer certainly on this show right.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Trying to get right up against you. I'm sorry, what
stop it? What is he talking about? Who said that
we're opposed to breast said that? Billy ed we're opposed.
We don't like it. Anyway, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm sure it won't be long before the Stararbucks AI
baristas are making small talk about current events. Earlier in
the show, we broke the news that Starbucks is saying
that AI tech can now guess what your order is
going to be.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You know how they do that. A lot of it's
based on repeat customers, facial recognition, and you come in
and they see you and you order the same thing
every time. After a couple of times, the computer just
gets ahead of you. They go, oh, might as well
get a double vinti bobbody ba ready with a caramel machiyodo.
And then you walk up and they're.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Like, here you go, have have your drink to thin
crack dealers could do that when their customers come in,
so they know if their.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Cops or not. I don't see why. Yeah, that's clever
instead of facial recognition. Though, they got some twelve year
olds down there on a bicycle and he say, I
noticed cat, so let him up.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, anyway, AI can now make small talk with you
at the Starbucks and talk about the latest news, like
yesterday's Meta layoffs.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Here's your drink order? Either way? Did you hear Meta
will layoff roughly six hundred employees within its artificial intelligence yet? Ouch?
Would you like whipped cream with that? Who? It did
not sound good. I don't know if y'all know, but
AI is having a little trouble. What's the trouble? Well? AI?
(19:13):
A detector AI detector at a school in Baltimore called
the police because it detected a student was armed with
a weapon. When they came to school, the police hustled
right on down there and found the student. Turned out
it was a bag of Dorito's. AI missed it. A
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woman sent her husband an AI generated photo of a
male intruder on their couch as part of a prank.
This will be fun. He called nine to one one,
and now she is facing charges, criminal charges. AI is
just screwing everything up. Yeah, you know what I thought
(19:59):
the funniest thing I it's not the AI, but it's
the way people react to it. You know that video
of Donald Trump wearing a crown because he's the king,
and he's flying a fighter jet like Tom Cruise, and
the fighter jet is dumping feces on the crowd at
the No King's protest? Yeah, was that a real video?
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While that video is playing superimposed over the video is
a warning that this is not real. It's a I
can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You know the worst thing about that is that warning
label was totally needed and necessary.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Of course. Yeah, you have stolen my dreams in my
childhood with your empty words. Stay tuned for more. Waltman
Johnson
Third is there's that left wing rhetoric again. The violence.
Oh no, they're always it's always violence, guys. But what
am I catching? Fists? She said? Fists? Boy, here they
go again.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
She said she wanted to do something vile and degrading
with her fists.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You know, you know it's not Yeah, it's own bald
and fists and put their hairs together for the birthday kids.
That's right. I'm Amanda Stenberg. Oh yeah, I love her.
I know you saw her and immediately fell in love
(00:36):
with her when she played Roue, Little Roue in the
Hunger Games. She's twenty seven years old. Now, she's so old. Wow,
in Hollywood, Ireland Baldwin, she's so lucky. Her dad is
Alec Baldwin. She's thirty. Now, that's the thoughtless little pig. Yeah,
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if I'm not mistaken. Didn't Baldwin once leave a voicemail message?
She said? She laughs about it now, but it was
very hurtful back in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, it wasn't very nice. Alec Baldwin. When he's not
hosting failing talk radio show, I want to tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Something, okay, and I want to leave a message for
you right now because again It's ten thirty here in
New York on a Wednesday, And once again, I've made
an ass of myself trying to get to a phone
to call you at a specific time. When the time
comes for me to make the phone call, I stop
whatever I'm doing and I go. When I make that
(01:30):
phone call at eleven o'clock in the morning in New York,
and if.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't pick up the phone, and that's his own daughter. Yeah, well,
at least he didn't shoot her. That's a good point. Yeah,
he lose your temper over now and then, but he didn't.
He didn't gun her down or anything. Yeah, I gun
her strong arm. How long ago was that when he
says I had to find a phone, I had to
make a make my way to a phone. Was this
in prehistoric days? The answer to that question thirty, So
(01:58):
it could have been more than fifteen years ago, two
thousand and seven, okay, eighteen. I feel like he had
a cell phone in two thousand and seven, I think so.
I'm pretty sure I did. No, I did I know,
Alec Baldwin. Today's also Meghan McCain's birthday, one of your
favorite former co hosts of the View. She blocked me
like fifteen years ago on Twitter. I don't know. I
forget she exists because I don't see your tweets. She's
(02:20):
dead to you, You're dead to me. Yeah, Ryan riddles Deadpool,
among other things, is forty nine. He seems call his
wife sucks, he hopes. Doug Flutie sixty three. Weird. Al
Yankovic is sixty six. I do enjoy weird now. Dwight
Yoakum is sixty nine. Ang Lee, that's his whole first name.
(02:45):
Ang Does it sounds like you're just gonna about to
start a coughing or something. He directed Broke Back Mountain
and others. He's seventy one and no longer with us.
Chai Chai rod rigan Is would have been celebrating his birthday,
but he died last year. Oh well, ran on happy birthday,
(03:06):
dead guy. Oh is it Chai Chai? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's a straight from WKRP in Cincinnati. By the way, Yeah,
we all get the reference obviously. In twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
His name is Cheechi Rodriguez. Got it. Pele, the greatest
soccer player of all time in his time, was born
in this state. Michael Crichton, the extremely tall author of
Jurassic Park, among other things. Wasn't he a right winger too?
Johnny car As a matter of fact, people, a lot
of people think he was murdered because of his stance
against climate change, man made climate change.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They would never murder Andrew Breitbart. Oh, I mean Michael Crichton.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. For Johnny Carson, born in the state, nineteen twenty five.
I like him. He would have been one hundred. He's
not with us. And John Heisman, the guy A named
football after or something like that. He was born today
and he he was, you know, really good at football
apparently so good for him with just a week and
(04:04):
a day away from Halloween now and just ten days
till the end of daylight savings time. I know you
like that, and I know I called it daylight savings time.
He doesn't care because he gets away with staying stuff
all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nobody cares if it's saving or savings. This is like
Groundhog's Day. Do you think that it upsets people? Nobody cares?
Besides the point, it's besides the but irregardless of what
you're saying, I think we all agree.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Can we get onto the day in history? Because I'm
a history buff. You know how I am. I'm a
buff all.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right, before we get to this day in history, just
a quicker minor feedbump feast of San Juan Capistrano. That's
the swallows leave today National Boston.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
They shoot the birds and they have a big feast.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's what they do on National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Didn't you say you were going to get a cream pie?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I never said that either.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then it's also a National Canning Day. Didn't you
say you were never mind can anyway? Today in History
brought to you by Well, that would be the Walton
Johnson Store. Maybe you heard we got merch for sale.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And this seems to be the time of year people
are looking for something to maybe you know, put under
the tree or in a stocking or just to wear
Thanksgiving and piss off you know some of your relatives.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, a substantial portion of those proceeds go to charity.
And we always encourage you to shop at I Love
WJ dot com, especially this time of year, because you'll
find cool stuff, you know, just the little knickknacks, the
stocking stuffers, the things you just squeeze in there in
between the bigger gifts. You're gonna like that today. In
eighteen nineteen, New York Governor DeWitt Clinton rides the first
boat through the Eerie Canal and he said, it really
(05:32):
smells like sulfur.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Here. Was it spooky? It was spooky? Yeah, ere, he's
spooky today. In nineteen forty one, did you have to
see an elison fly? Well, I see the horse fly.
I've seen a dragonfly. I see the house fly. I've
seed all that too. I see the peanuts. Dam heard
rub a thing? You get it today?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
In nineteen forty one, Dumbo was released by Disney and
everyone was real comfortable with the fact that these black
crows were raised.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So it was Jim Crow, the racist crow. Yeah, Jim
and his brother Jerry. I think times are different. What
does that make you feel, mister? Is that kind of
bother me?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No? Really, little stuff like that bothered me. I got
bigger problems in his world. You don't know about that.
I mean, I tend to agree with you. I just
it's weird what offends people are flying. Nineteen ten, on
this day, a woman named Blanche became the first woman
to fly an airplane all by her whittle self. She
flew it twelve feet off the ground.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That's cute that they let her do that. And then
how many sandwiches did she make when she landed?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Everybody got a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Let's see today in nineteen fifty eight, Boris Pasternak, when's
the Nobel Prize for doctor Zavogo?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He later refused it. It sounds like a bunch of
foreign crap. What was doctor Xavago? Really? Seriously? Oh, just
the classics, that's all he gave. They gave him a
Nobel prize. Okay, something you'll be more familiar with. Reservoir dogs. Yeah, no,
I know about that. When Tarantino came out thirty three
years ago today now you're talking. Yeah, and they used
(07:10):
a color code names so they wouldn't know who each
other was. That mister white, mister orange, all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Today, in nineteen eighty three, suicide bomber kills two hundred
and forty one US Service personnel in Bay Route.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Uh huh that happened.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, they didn't like it. Today, nineteen ninety three, the
Toronto Blue Jays Joe Carter hits the first World Series
walk off Homer So mediocrity Today in nineteen ninety eight, no.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, no, no, no, no back up to ninety five. Okay,
go ahead, shove it. In thirty years ago, exactly thirty
years ago today, a jury in Houston, Texas convicted Yolanda
Saldivar of murder most foul. Do you remember who Yolanda
gunned down? Was it? I don't know, Tellas Fallina. Oh yeah,
(08:00):
Yolanda got life in prison three days later after she was,
you know, convicted, they had to go back and do
the whole Senate thing thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, then we should probably play some of Selena Gomez's music,
you know, as a restaurant. No no, rested Peace to
Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's a tribute a man that's touching. Yeah. I always
like this song she did with Benny Benisi an Automatic.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It's not available at the not available.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
But she was a talent. Rested Peace. That's sad, Yeah,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Hang On, I got some nineteen ninety eight Net and
Yahoo and Arafat reached a Land for peace deal and
that was the end of all the controversy in Israel.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh good peace.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And today in two thousand and two, Chechen rebels took
seven hundred hostages in a Russian theater.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Should they not have done that? Boy?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What do you think scarier Muslims are Russians. I give
you Muslim Russians.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The kitchen Man dates a bad dude, Jett.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Terrifying man. I think about it every time. I'm thinking
about Selena Gomez and how she was murdered, how terrible
it was.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Rest in peace, all right. So, so happy anniversary Katy
Perry and her for a short amount of time there
her husband, Russell Brand They got married fifteen years ago today.
It lasted fourteen months before. I guess he divorced her
(09:27):
before he realized that she was going to go to space.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Ultimately in the end. Isn't it fascinating how he became
the normal one?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I was thinking that today.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's the one that says a lot of things that
make sense, and she's that he does say it with
that dang accent.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They say that there's a lot of what is it
Illuminati imagery in this music video for dark Horse.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They say, if you watch it, you could see how
Katy Perry's totally a pawn of the Illuminati, or or
she controls the Illuminati.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
How do you know she ain't controlling it and making
herself look like she's not.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And usually the Illuminati conspiracy theorist will tell you that
in Hollywood, like the harlots and the very attractive women
are under a spell. They're controlled by the people that
run the Illuminati and the old white men. Okay, well
when you start picking at that and you're like, well,
who controls the Illuminati?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And then they're like, you know they do, oh white man.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then you're like, this isn't about the Jews, is it,
And they're like, no, it's not about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But they all have a last.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Name that ends in steam, you know, and their rabbis
creep us out, Like, wait, wait, this is about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's always about the Jews for some reason. It's time.
I'll try not in part you make sure you're talking
us fall off Wolton M. Johnson.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
This radio segment is all about female empowerment and it
is sponsored by the My Pillow douche set.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm just kidding. No, that's not. It's just regular oll
my Pillow and my store. You don't know. You gotta
search because they have a lot of stuff there. It
might be a product.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Actually that's true. If you go to my pillow dot
com today. Remember you use promo code w J. You could.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's stuff you're gonna need for your house.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Anyway, you might as well get it from Mike Lindell
because his pillows are machine warshup all.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
So that's WJ at my pillow dot com. If you
go to my store dot com, I think the promo
code is then j W No right, Nope, nope, nope,
still WJ WJ. It's basically the same website and NOBE.
We should have done it just to confuse people.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean, this is all about female empowerment. Girl power,
That's what we say around here at the Walton and
Johnson Show. Let's start off first by taking a quick
trip across the pond, as they say, don't they say,
across the pond?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Is that a if we're going to the United Kingdom
the UK?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, okay, well across Well we're not, no Lyn, What
is it school preps?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
What is it for France? How about whales? It is
kind of across the pond, but it's lower down, so
you know, let's go to France.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Over the weekend, the crew of thieves rolled up to
the famous Paris museum the Louver in broad daylight, used
a crane to get inside, use chainsaws to cut through
protective cases, stole nine priceless treasures. The French Crown jewels
have been stolen, and you're probably wondering, what does that
have to do with women?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Did women do that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Even better, For the first time ever, the Louver has
a female security chief who is hired by the first
ever female museum director to become the first ever women
to lose the French Crown jewels.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Shot out, Oh power to the girl power power. Yeah
there you now.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
The gold crown of Empress Eugenie was discarded and found
later by police, which is good, but precious artifacts snatched
from Paris's Louver Museum over the weekend included some real
expensive stuff. An emerald necklace said among more than one
thousand diamonds gifted by Napoleon. I don't know if you've
heard of him about that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And he was good in that movie.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Right now, we go from that to this. Who doesn't
love Morning Joe? I mean, you're obviously always when you're
not listening to Walton and Johnson, you're probably watching MSN
in the morning at the same time. It looks like
Joe was off, so it's just Mika and then sitting
in his chair appears to be Al Sharpton.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know where that had to be a special report.
Joe's probably getting his prosta checked.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They're trying to explain why Abigail's Spanburger, the Democrat candidate
for Virginia's governor, isn't doing better. Follow real quick and
see if you can guess what the theme is here.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It really is incredible. And you have Abigail.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Spanberger, Mikey, Cheryl, her background, all the different jobs that
she has held in the military, and also like Elissa Slockin.
I mean, my god, these women are incredible. And to them,
I would say, fight, fight, fight, real power because we
need them, We need them more women.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
And Mikey is like, she's doing a ton of interviews.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
You know when I talked to them, when I was
in the car, you know it was this car.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
She had gone from interview to interview to talk to
talk to But you know you still see the anxiety.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah, Cheryl did have a few missteps in her campaign,
but she still has as you say, about five or
six point ly propolling. Spanberger is leading Virginia a little
bigger than that. But you know, both still competitive races
here heading into the last couple of weeks. But but
tokat Tomali's point, I mean, this is something that a
lot of Democrats are grappling with right now. They've nominated
when two of the last three elections women presidency lost both.
(14:14):
There are some who say, well, we can't do that again,
the stakes are too high.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But of course that does fall into the same misogynstic trap.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Other countries have no problem electing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Women misogynistic trap. Why can't we be like other countries?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, so they're mad that Abigail Spamberger isn't doing better.
That more that too many people are supporting her opponent.
They don't like her because she's a woman. What's the
name of the man that is kicking her ash? That'd
be win some earl sears. Now, I know that if
you didn't know who that is, that's a that's a woman,
that's a black woman. Yeah, I know a sister. Yeah,
I don't know how I've been to a house another
(14:49):
imagine the insanity.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Go to a health walls. But you know who's late
at night?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
There's a black lady. Mister, I'm gonna ignore that. There's
a black lady running against a white lady in the
state of Virginerator. You're telling me that they're pulling for
the white lady.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
The white lady is actually slightly ahead, but she's still
not far enough ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But she's still a victim because she's a woman and
her opponent is also a woman, a black woman, mind you,
But that doesn't matter. The white lady's still the victim
just because her vagina exists. Say that, I mean, that's
their narrative.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's not mine. I didn't come up with this. I'm
just telling you about it. Well, I'll tell you what.
I can't stand it when these women aren't doing as
well as they should, especially when other women are doing
so well. That's a grip. Are there more women n
girl power? This girl power? It doesn't. I gotta add on.
(15:47):
I want to add to something a trailer. If you
will add something to the end of this, you're going
to put a third appendage on the bottom part. Go ahead.
I want you to meet Connie Bobo. Okay, Connie, is
you know a model currently appealing black woman. She's a
med I would say, okay, moderate, yeap. Connie used to
run the New Heights Community Resource Center in Bridgeton, Missouri.
(16:12):
I know where that is. She's what they call a
charity boss. Okay, well, Connie apparently blew through eleven million
dollars that was supposed to go to feed starving children. Instead,
it went to some mansions for her and her family members,
(16:32):
a flashy yellow Mercedes for her lover, and a few
other things here and there that her boyfriend got the
car plus the boyfriend. Actually, I think the boyfriend bought
the car himself with the one point four million dollars
that she gave him out of the charity. Of course,
this is federally allocated taxpayer money to feed children between
(16:59):
the years of February twenty nineteen. In March of twenty
twenty two, instead of letting that eleven million dollars go
to the charity, she decided her and her family could
probably enjoy it better. Girl power.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, well that's great. You go, Coco man. This
has been a really empowering s into the show.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Bobo, is it? What is it? Breast Cancer Awareness Month?
I'm sure it is that, or Mexican Breast Cancer Awareness Month,
or Hispanic we say Hispanic Heritage Month, Hispanic breast cancer.
That's Bobby, what.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Is you ever think about how confusing that is because
hispanicquopmen are usually known for having a large never mind, anyway,
it's great news that large kitchens. Hey, aren't we we're
against breast cancer certainly on this show right.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Trying to get right up against you. I'm sorry, what
stop it? What is he talking about? Who said that
we're opposed to breast said that? Billy ed we're opposed.
We don't like it. Anyway, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm sure it won't be long before the Stararbucks AI
baristas are making small talk about current events. Earlier in
the show, we broke the news that Starbucks is saying
that AI tech can now guess what your order is
going to be.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You know how they do that. A lot of it's
based on repeat customers, facial recognition, and you come in
and they see you and you order the same thing
every time. After a couple of times, the computer just
gets ahead of you. They go, oh, might as well
get a double vinti bobbody ba ready with a caramel machiyodo.
And then you walk up and they're.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Like, here you go, have have your drink to thin
crack dealers could do that when their customers come in,
so they know if their.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Cops or not. I don't see why. Yeah, that's clever
instead of facial recognition. Though, they got some twelve year
olds down there on a bicycle and he say, I
noticed cat, so let him up.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, anyway, AI can now make small talk with you
at the Starbucks and talk about the latest news, like
yesterday's Meta layoffs.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Here's your drink order? Either way? Did you hear Meta
will layoff roughly six hundred employees within its artificial intelligence yet? Ouch?
Would you like whipped cream with that? Who? It did
not sound good. I don't know if y'all know, but
AI is having a little trouble. What's the trouble? Well? AI?
(19:13):
A detector AI detector at a school in Baltimore called
the police because it detected a student was armed with
a weapon. When they came to school, the police hustled
right on down there and found the student. Turned out
it was a bag of Dorito's. AI missed it. A
(19:38):
woman sent her husband an AI generated photo of a
male intruder on their couch as part of a prank.
This will be fun. He called nine to one one,
and now she is facing charges, criminal charges. AI is
just screwing everything up. Yeah, you know what I thought
(19:59):
the funniest thing I it's not the AI, but it's
the way people react to it. You know that video
of Donald Trump wearing a crown because he's the king,
and he's flying a fighter jet like Tom Cruise, and
the fighter jet is dumping feces on the crowd at
the No King's protest? Yeah, was that a real video?
(20:19):
While that video is playing superimposed over the video is
a warning that this is not real. It's a I
can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You know the worst thing about that is that warning
label was totally needed and necessary.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Of course. Yeah, you have stolen my dreams in my
childhood with your empty words. Stay tuned for more. Waltman
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