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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You hated that, didn't you. No, I actually found that amusing.
It's like when you're about to sneeze and then you
don't sneeze.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Before all of that, we were discussing the universities and
their right or not a right to protest on campus.
Oh and it's really hurting them, you know, because they're
going to miss Tim.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Wall's daughter like crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Cornell University had a well, probably more than one, but
one pro.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hamas student who stood out.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This pro Hamas student sued President Trump over deportation and
during when when what happened? When he was denied his
ability to stay in this country? He proved Trump right.
Pro Hamas student Cornell had his visa revoked by the
State Department, so he sued President Trump to try to
(00:58):
stop his deportation. Self deported now because a judge turned
down his request to stay in this country.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
So as he self deported, he wrote, long live the
student into Fada, which is the reason when in water
I'm here in the first place, the whole into fada business.
That means it's uprising, right, it's just rebellion uprising, and
it's not like normally not used for like a singular
(01:31):
event a weekend, a Saturday morning on campus.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's usually a long term of Greek periods of time
of uprising. Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, he's correct from nineteen eighty seven ninety that was
the first. Why did you doubt that I would be correct?
Because I was going to add some more information to
what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're you're correct in adding information to my correctness.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Mister Kenneth, are you a Are you having a little
insecure right now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I hear from so many people, emails, personal conversations. They
don't understand why Kenny has a five years now worth
of not believing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Do you think they will, especially people that you work
with every day?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you think When Chuck D's on stage, he turns
back to his hype man flavor Flave. But Chuck Norris,
no Chuck D. And he says, don't say yeah boy.
They know they already know that flavor Flave. You don't
have to say yeah boy, they already know that I'm
not really getting I'm your hype man, I'm the flavor
flav to your Chuck D.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm not following your analogy here. I'm sorry. Intefada means uprising.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The first into fada was from nineteen eighty seven to
nineteen ninety one period of time. The second was from
two thousand to two thousand and five. It means a
violent form of terrorism. I know. That is the definitions,
the whole point of bringing it up right, And I'm
you're right in the fact that I was correct all along,
and you're correct that I'm right when I say that
you're correct. Of course you know what I'm saying, and
(02:59):
that's why I'm flavor flave both you kids.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Go ahead, take us out in the hall, finish your
your little you know, kiss and makeup before you come
back in here.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
In the meantime, we got to move on with show.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
For the rest of us. I don't have anywhere else
to go right now. Yeah, I mean this is mostly
what I had planned, right at least till breakfast gets delivered.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, we ordered some bagels, you know, because we wanted
to show our support. God. That looks bad. Why why
we're picking sides? Well, I mean, come on, name a
good Muslim breakfast food.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Go ahead, take breakfast out of that and try again.
I'll wait, tell me what a muslims eat that you
want to eat. Do they eat cabite rolls? I do
enjoy a cabbage roll. No, that's Irish. I think.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Now there's still a kind of capitrals. There's Jewish cabbage rolls.
There's Middle East, well Jewish Middle East, but there's different kinds.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm supposed to eat a Muslim cabbage roll. That sounds terrible.
I don't think I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, the only.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Muslim food that's any good is that Persian food. And
they won't even admit.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What it is. No, you don't want to know what's
in there.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, it's just Iranian, right, but they don't want to
call it that. The last thing they want you to
do is know you're eating Iranian food because then you
might feel uncomfortable, what with all the jew hate you know.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, yeah, yeah, we try to stop some of that nonsense,
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Trump signed an executive order with Kid Rock by
his side yesterday. This is what America is all about.
This is why I voted for Donald J.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Trump. The Jay stands for genius, So you better do
well with this.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He's gonna do it and make sure everything is nice
and clean for your egg.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
America fund is you're not they're cracking down on ticket scalping.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
In the end, for you know, the average concert goer,
the prices just become beyond ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, it is kind of insane for the aftermarket
for ticket sales.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You want to take a family afford to a show,
it's gonna cost you a thousand dollars just for tickets
these days. You want to go see Kendrick Lamar later
this month in Houston, you know, two fifty three hundred
for the for the crap.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Seats, yeah, and for the nosebleeds.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Right now, if you get in on the ground floor, like,
if you're there the second the tickets go on sale,
you can buy them at a reasonable price, maybe, right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can you get in on the ground floor?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Because all these people with all these super speedy probably
artificial intelligence commanded websites now and the Internet, they just
go in there and swoop in, get them all and
then resell them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's not right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
They're using API code and artificial intelligence and sweeping in
and you're never gonna be able to beat some Korean
teenager to buy those tickets.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You understand, you don't have the.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Time, the knowledge, the wherewithal You don't know how to
write API source code, and you know you probably have
a family and a life. So how are you going
to sit there for three hours waiting for the thing
to click? You ain't gonna do that, No way, No,
you're too busy living your life. But some teenager in
Korea they get all the tickets you had none. Ye, man,
he can't even go to the concert he lives in
Sewell he can't go to the concert in Sewell, what
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are you gonna do? You're in see you don't even
like whatever idols or pussy cat dolls, no idea, Yeah,
puddle of mud or whatever you bought tickets for. Right,
I don't know you got any concerts coming up there?
You're excited about Kendrick Lamar? Yeah, later this month. You're
gone a couple of weeks. You don't seem like a
Kendrick Lamar guy. Is that because you got a date
or are you taking a maybe? Really there's a young man
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that wants you to take him to a rap concert.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You don't know that? Well, okay, is it a woman?
You don't know that either? Well that's what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, I'm not gonna tell you is this like my
university of choice.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm not gonna share it with.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You, Okay, Tim Walls's daughter, Oh, I figured out why
or who is really mad at Federman, which is another
good reason to support him. I guess Schumer, Chuck Schumer
is the he's got a problem with Fetterman, and I
think that's why the calls for resignation have come out.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I tell you, maybe Chuck is one of those guys
that Elon is looking into.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What did he call him yesterday?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
He said, Dooze has found a lot and he's calling
them out a lot of and this is how he
reported it. Strangely rich members of Congress. You know, they've
got members of Congress working for two hundred thousand a
year average giver take, and they're worth twenty million dollars.
(07:28):
How to get all that money? Making two hundred I
mean sounds like a good amount of money you don't
make every year, But that don't get you to twenty million,
does it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't know how they did it, but it definitely
wasn't the political equivalent of insider trading.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's certainly not. Yeah, we would never suggest either one.
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Speaker 2 (07:51):
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Speaker 1 (07:57):
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Speaker 2 (08:01):
I love that. That's fantastic. I wonder if Elon's heard
the news about that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You're probably not up to speed on the latest nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Three episode, are you?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
So?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I won't say anything more than you know, those charging
stations this time, you know, in our time, kind of
like the gasoline stations in well, the nineteen twenties for example.
You know that you see the cars on the road
in the show, along with horses, and you wonder how
(08:30):
far can they go.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Before they run out of gas? I bet I know?
And where is the next gas station? You know it's
bound to come up right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Out there in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I mean it it's pretty rural. Now what rural? Well,
imagine what it was like back then.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, we don't have to imagine. Now they're showing us
on TV. By the way, nineteen twenty three, so every Sunday,
new episode, this coming so up, it's the season finale already.
You know, they just don't last as long as they
used to. But the good news it'll be a two
hour Blockbuster extra size supersize special.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And then when does the what is it the quad sixes,
the four sixes?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you got the four sixes. You got whatever it is,
Beth and Rip we're going to be doing. And then
you got something called the Madison, which is also Yellowstone related.
And then from what I understand, it's named for the river,
not a person named Madison, or the town or Madison.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
If you've ever driven through West Texas, there's a point
where you get out of hill country and you just
don't see anything for a while. Yeah, and you bout
a half a tank quarter of a tank. You think
I better stop pretty soon. So you pull in to
the extress stop and there's a gas station and it
hasn't been in business for years, So you nervously get
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back in your car and keep drying.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How much further?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And they do put signs up where if it's gonna
be a pretty good stretch, last fuel for eighty miles
or however long it is, you best take that serious.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, you better listen. Now, imagine you've got an ev no.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
No about at all.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well, I'm familiar with this tune, been here before.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And then footed man does whatever met that can.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Sort of mine all the time, went to jail, drink
some wine. Watch out here comes a foot of man
and Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
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Speaker 1 (10:58):
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Speaker 1 (11:25):
With the truffle?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh oh, I don't know anybody yet, a Democrat, Republican,
you know, Jewish or Arab, anybody that can't agree that
that is delightful.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Wait a second, are Jews allowed to eat that the shellfish,
which I don't know. I don't know if that's actually true. Okay, whatever,
it doesn't matter, all right. So today's a twofer is
in the world of the Florida Mann reports.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It starts off with this.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm gonna have to describe what I'm looking here on
my screen because you can't see it. Who is that
gay guy that died Richard Chamberlain? A lesbian who looks
exactly like Richard Chamberlain? Or does he look like the
other gay guy that died a while back?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It doesn't look like Richard Chamberlain. I think he does.
A Florida woman slapped with felony charger. He said a woman,
but then you said he.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Well it's a theay them, it's a day of them.
This is a imagine pick aside of people. Come on,
pick aside. Look, we love our lesbians on this show,
but this looks to me like a ay them who's
on a softball team got arrested felony charges for vandalizing
a tesla. Now you're probably wondering, this isn't Florida, you
know where they don't They don't mess around with that stuff.
(12:38):
What did this very butch lesbian do to get felony charges.
It involved a lot of gum. It wasn't even like
a firebomber a Molotov cocktail. And for the record, I
don't have an issue with this at all. This is
getting out of control. But it says here three thousand
dollars worth of damage. So quite a bit stuck gum
a large water chewing gum onto a tesla, That's what
(12:58):
it says here. Yea Miras Morrero initially charged with criminal
felony mischief for the sticky antics.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I love how they write in the New York Post,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Those sticky antics captured a video footage on the cars
built in Cameras March twenty second at a JC penny.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I've been to a jcpenny in a while. You got pennies.
I guess they got him in Florida. It's popular there.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh all right, So I told you this was a
two part anyway, So Butcher lies me interrestedating in Florida. Fine, okay,
chewing gum tesla. Here's one that's a little more peculiar.
Florida man walks into a trading card shop and the
place is called Barca's Pokey Barn apparently, and stole fifteen
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thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Is that all the Pokemon cards that exist on the planet?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What, I think it was a very small amount.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, you'd be shocked at the value that some people
place on those ridiculous things.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Here's how disconnected I am from this world. When I
read the business was called Gorka's Pokey Barn, I thought
they were talking about one of those bowls.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, no, this is all Pokemon nonsense. Poke bowl would
be better. So fifteen thousand dollars worth of damage?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Now I want to tune a pokey No, well, sorry,
you're gonna have to have a bagel instead. Here's the
owner of Gorka's Pokey Barn, Justin Gorka, talking about the
attempted burglary.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I had zero sympathy. You don't do something like this.
My heart is pounding the whole way here, like I
have my life savings into this business. And I saw
him right in the back right away. He said, Hi, Justin,
you know, I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. Who was
just sitting there in the back ball handcuffed? He definitely
knew what he was doing. He had knowledge, and he
cut the power. He had a massive grinder, probably about
this big with the wheel, cut the locks in the back.
(14:44):
Good luck opening Pokemon cards in jail.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
If buying and selling crypto isn't a strange enough commodity
for you, Pokemon cards, Yeah, wasn't there. An NFL player
named Blake Martinez quit the NFL a couple of years
back so he could get in the poke m card
trading business.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Tells me Blake, if does his name, didn't really have
a lot of faith in his ability to excel in
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I would agree with you, if not for the thing
I'm about to tell you. Pokemon cards did not work
out for him. The NFL was his backup plan. He
returned to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Didn't work out? What a Pokemon called? How did that
not fulfill all of his dreams? Amazingly?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know, it just didn't. That's what a dumb
reason to get arrested. I'm sorry to quit the NFL,
but to get arrested too because of the other story.
In the meantime, speaking and getting arrested, Comedian Paul Rodriguez
fervent Anti Trumper has been arrested for drug possession, well naturally,
and his lawyer says it's a violation of his civil rights.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Being arrested for drug violations is violating his Okay, sure
makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right. The comedian was arrested Friday in Burbank, California.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
There was a traffic stop.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
His lawyer denied the alley gaitions against the comedian.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Start even if they were true, it's a violation of
his right.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
He was arrested and booked at the Burbank Police jail
for possession of narcotics. And let's see it. Does the
report explain what the drug was? And you know, it's
always weird when like an older guy gets arrested with
hard drugs. Paul Rodriguez is not a kid. In fact,
I think even his son is somewhat of a celebrity
in the skateboard world. His son's a pro skater and
(16:27):
that was true like fifteen years ago. So Paul is
definitely an older It doesn't say what the drugs are, though,
I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Guess probably not weed. No, probably not.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But you may have seen him in Beverly Hills, Chihuahua,
I think that was his best work.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You know, it's powerful, powerful stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If you haven't seen Beverly Hills, Chihuaha, start, you got
to get that right now.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Just go ahead, leave the show right this minute. Go
get that.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I hate to think the next time I watch that
it'll be tainted by his drug use.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you've got.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
A lot of listeners out there pulling for you, Kenny.
I just hope you know that wherever our listeners are,
they're all, you know, cheering for you to have some
success sooner or later. In the dating world, Lisa has
emailed at Walton Johnson dot com. I heard about a
new app yesterday on Fox and I can't remember the
(17:19):
name of it, but it's for people who want to
meet without letting their looks dictate you know, who they
and who they like or don't like. It's called Tribal
we who will be able to wait seventy two hours
after you know, linking up on this website before you
(17:42):
get any pictures. I thought of Gunner's strong Arm immediately
when they were talking about it. But she couldn't remember
the app's name, but she knew that she would probably
spur you to look into it. Thank you so much Lisa,
God bless you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Have you been spurred? I have?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You know? I well admit I think I make my
dating life sound worse than it is for comedic purposes.
It's actually not that bad. I you know, I don't
have any trouble getting a date, So thank you Lisa
for the kindness.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But tribal, I don't know keeping a date that seems
to be the issue.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
But what I find is that so many of these
young women on the dating apps are very like aggressive
and argument. They're real political, and that's just been my experience. Like,
but it's fine, I don't care, I don't can I
could sit there.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Remember I go to the grocery store and just hang
out and uh, what do they call the produce section
where you know the gals will come in there? And
you know, grocery stores. Somebody wrote an email earlier. Can
he ever go to the library. It's a good place
to meet women.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They're not wrong, those are all good suggestions, but sadly
I am not allowed in those places anymore. Yeah, I
get that. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
You hated that, didn't you. No, I actually found that amusing.
It's like when you're about to sneeze and then you
don't sneeze.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Before all of that, we were discussing the universities and
their right or not a right to protest on campus.
Oh and it's really hurting them, you know, because they're
going to miss Tim.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Wall's daughter like crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Cornell University had a well, probably more than one, but
one pro.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hamas student who stood out.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This pro Hamas student sued President Trump over deportation and
during when when what happened? When he was denied his
ability to stay in this country? He proved Trump right.
Pro Hamas student Cornell had his visa revoked by the
State Department, so he sued President Trump to try to
(00:58):
stop his deportation. Self deported now because a judge turned
down his request to stay in this country.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
So as he self deported, he wrote, long live the
student into Fada, which is the reason when in water
I'm here in the first place, the whole into fada business.
That means it's uprising, right, it's just rebellion uprising, and
it's not like normally not used for like a singular
(01:31):
event a weekend, a Saturday morning on campus.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's usually a long term of Greek periods of time
of uprising. Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, he's correct from nineteen eighty seven ninety that was
the first. Why did you doubt that I would be correct?
Because I was going to add some more information to
what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're you're correct in adding information to my correctness.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Mister Kenneth, are you a Are you having a little
insecure right now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I hear from so many people, emails, personal conversations. They
don't understand why Kenny has a five years now worth
of not believing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Do you think they will, especially people that you work
with every day?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you think When Chuck D's on stage, he turns
back to his hype man flavor Flave. But Chuck Norris,
no Chuck D. And he says, don't say yeah boy.
They know they already know that flavor Flave. You don't
have to say yeah boy, they already know that I'm
not really getting I'm your hype man, I'm the flavor
flav to your Chuck D.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm not following your analogy here. I'm sorry. Intefada means uprising.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The first into fada was from nineteen eighty seven to
nineteen ninety one period of time. The second was from
two thousand to two thousand and five. It means a
violent form of terrorism. I know. That is the definitions,
the whole point of bringing it up right, And I'm
you're right in the fact that I was correct all along,
and you're correct that I'm right when I say that
you're correct. Of course you know what I'm saying, and
(02:59):
that's why I'm flavor flave both you kids.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Go ahead, take us out in the hall, finish your
your little you know, kiss and makeup before you come
back in here.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
In the meantime, we got to move on with show.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
For the rest of us. I don't have anywhere else
to go right now. Yeah, I mean this is mostly
what I had planned, right at least till breakfast gets delivered.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, we ordered some bagels, you know, because we wanted
to show our support. God. That looks bad. Why why
we're picking sides? Well, I mean, come on, name a
good Muslim breakfast food.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Go ahead, take breakfast out of that and try again.
I'll wait, tell me what a muslims eat that you
want to eat. Do they eat cabite rolls? I do
enjoy a cabbage roll. No, that's Irish. I think.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Now there's still a kind of capitrals. There's Jewish cabbage rolls.
There's Middle East, well Jewish Middle East, but there's different kinds.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm supposed to eat a Muslim cabbage roll. That sounds terrible.
I don't think I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, the only.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Muslim food that's any good is that Persian food. And
they won't even admit.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What it is. No, you don't want to know what's
in there.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, it's just Iranian, right, but they don't want to
call it that. The last thing they want you to
do is know you're eating Iranian food because then you
might feel uncomfortable, what with all the jew hate you know.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, yeah, yeah, we try to stop some of that nonsense,
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Trump signed an executive order with Kid Rock by
his side yesterday. This is what America is all about.
This is why I voted for Donald J.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Trump. The Jay stands for genius, So you better do
well with this.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He's gonna do it and make sure everything is nice
and clean for your egg.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
America fund is you're not they're cracking down on ticket scalping.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
In the end, for you know, the average concert goer,
the prices just become beyond ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, it is kind of insane for the aftermarket
for ticket sales.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You want to take a family afford to a show,
it's gonna cost you a thousand dollars just for tickets
these days. You want to go see Kendrick Lamar later
this month in Houston, you know, two fifty three hundred
for the for the crap.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Seats, yeah, and for the nosebleeds.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Right now, if you get in on the ground floor, like,
if you're there the second the tickets go on sale,
you can buy them at a reasonable price, maybe, right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can you get in on the ground floor?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Because all these people with all these super speedy probably
artificial intelligence commanded websites now and the Internet, they just
go in there and swoop in, get them all and
then resell them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And that's not right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
They're using API code and artificial intelligence and sweeping in
and you're never gonna be able to beat some Korean
teenager to buy those tickets.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You understand, you don't have the.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Time, the knowledge, the wherewithal You don't know how to
write API source code, and you know you probably have
a family and a life. So how are you going
to sit there for three hours waiting for the thing
to click? You ain't gonna do that, No way, No,
you're too busy living your life. But some teenager in
Korea they get all the tickets you had none. Ye, man,
he can't even go to the concert he lives in
Sewell he can't go to the concert in Sewell, what
(06:05):
are you gonna do? You're in see you don't even
like whatever idols or pussy cat dolls, no idea, Yeah,
puddle of mud or whatever you bought tickets for. Right,
I don't know you got any concerts coming up there?
You're excited about Kendrick Lamar? Yeah, later this month. You're
gone a couple of weeks. You don't seem like a
Kendrick Lamar guy. Is that because you got a date
or are you taking a maybe? Really there's a young man
(06:26):
that wants you to take him to a rap concert.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You don't know that? Well, okay, is it a woman?
You don't know that either? Well that's what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, I'm not gonna tell you is this like my
university of choice.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm not gonna share it with.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You, Okay, Tim Walls's daughter, Oh, I figured out why
or who is really mad at Federman, which is another
good reason to support him. I guess Schumer, Chuck Schumer
is the he's got a problem with Fetterman, and I
think that's why the calls for resignation have come out.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I tell you, maybe Chuck is one of those guys
that Elon is looking into.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What did he call him yesterday?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
He said, Dooze has found a lot and he's calling
them out a lot of and this is how he
reported it. Strangely rich members of Congress. You know, they've
got members of Congress working for two hundred thousand a
year average giver take, and they're worth twenty million dollars.
(07:28):
How to get all that money? Making two hundred I
mean sounds like a good amount of money you don't
make every year, But that don't get you to twenty million,
does it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't know how they did it, but it definitely
wasn't the political equivalent of insider trading.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's certainly not. Yeah, we would never suggest either one.
There's something very sexy about voting Wilton and Johnson Radio
Network Bay Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Souped up beauty, good mileage. Oh no, is it hard
to find a charging station for that?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Not at all. Really, no bullying anywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I love that. That's fantastic. I wonder if Elon's heard
the news about that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You're probably not up to speed on the latest nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Three episode, are you?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
So?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I won't say anything more than you know, those charging
stations this time, you know, in our time, kind of
like the gasoline stations in well, the nineteen twenties for example.
You know that you see the cars on the road
in the show, along with horses, and you wonder how
(08:30):
far can they go.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Before they run out of gas? I bet I know?
And where is the next gas station? You know it's
bound to come up right.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Out there in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I mean it it's pretty rural. Now what rural? Well,
imagine what it was like back then.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, we don't have to imagine. Now they're showing us
on TV. By the way, nineteen twenty three, so every Sunday,
new episode, this coming so up, it's the season finale already.
You know, they just don't last as long as they
used to. But the good news it'll be a two
hour Blockbuster extra size supersize special.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And then when does the what is it the quad sixes,
the four sixes?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you got the four sixes. You got whatever it is,
Beth and Rip we're going to be doing. And then
you got something called the Madison, which is also Yellowstone related.
And then from what I understand, it's named for the river,
not a person named Madison, or the town or Madison.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
If you've ever driven through West Texas, there's a point
where you get out of hill country and you just
don't see anything for a while. Yeah, and you bout
a half a tank quarter of a tank. You think
I better stop pretty soon. So you pull in to
the extress stop and there's a gas station and it
hasn't been in business for years, So you nervously get
(09:58):
back in your car and keep drying.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How much further?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And they do put signs up where if it's gonna
be a pretty good stretch, last fuel for eighty miles
or however long it is, you best take that serious.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, you better listen. Now, imagine you've got an ev no.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
No about at all.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well, I'm familiar with this tune, been here before.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And then footed man does whatever met that can.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Sort of mine all the time, went to jail, drink
some wine. Watch out here comes a foot of man
and Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
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That is some good eating.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I get worked up. I get excited knowing we might
go to Dragos again soon.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I wish I could get that garlic butter saws sent
to my house because I don't have a Dragos in
my community.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
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or many of the grocery stores in our listening areas
and they probably have that.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You can order it. Plus, wouldn't you love I mean
breakfast or.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Anytime you love one of those crab grilled cheese sandwiches
right now.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
With the truffle?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh oh, I don't know anybody yet, a Democrat, Republican,
you know, Jewish or Arab, anybody that can't agree that
that is delightful.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Wait a second, are Jews allowed to eat that the shellfish,
which I don't know. I don't know if that's actually true. Okay, whatever,
it doesn't matter, all right. So today's a twofer is
in the world of the Florida Mann reports.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It starts off with this.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm gonna have to describe what I'm looking here on
my screen because you can't see it. Who is that
gay guy that died Richard Chamberlain? A lesbian who looks
exactly like Richard Chamberlain? Or does he look like the
other gay guy that died a while back?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It doesn't look like Richard Chamberlain. I think he does.
A Florida woman slapped with felony charger. He said a woman,
but then you said he.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Well it's a theay them, it's a day of them.
This is a imagine pick aside of people. Come on,
pick aside. Look, we love our lesbians on this show,
but this looks to me like a ay them who's
on a softball team got arrested felony charges for vandalizing
a tesla. Now you're probably wondering, this isn't Florida, you
know where they don't They don't mess around with that stuff.
(12:38):
What did this very butch lesbian do to get felony charges.
It involved a lot of gum. It wasn't even like
a firebomber a Molotov cocktail. And for the record, I
don't have an issue with this at all. This is
getting out of control. But it says here three thousand
dollars worth of damage. So quite a bit stuck gum
a large water chewing gum onto a tesla, That's what
(12:58):
it says here. Yea Miras Morrero initially charged with criminal
felony mischief for the sticky antics.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I love how they write in the New York Post,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Those sticky antics captured a video footage on the cars
built in Cameras March twenty second at a JC penny.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I've been to a jcpenny in a while. You got pennies.
I guess they got him in Florida. It's popular there.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh all right, So I told you this was a
two part anyway, So Butcher lies me interrestedating in Florida. Fine, okay,
chewing gum tesla. Here's one that's a little more peculiar.
Florida man walks into a trading card shop and the
place is called Barca's Pokey Barn apparently, and stole fifteen
(13:43):
thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Is that all the Pokemon cards that exist on the planet?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
What, I think it was a very small amount.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, you'd be shocked at the value that some people
place on those ridiculous things.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Here's how disconnected I am from this world. When I
read the business was called Gorka's Pokey Barn, I thought
they were talking about one of those bowls.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, no, this is all Pokemon nonsense. Poke bowl would
be better. So fifteen thousand dollars worth of damage?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Now I want to tune a pokey No, well, sorry,
you're gonna have to have a bagel instead. Here's the
owner of Gorka's Pokey Barn, Justin Gorka, talking about the
attempted burglary.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I had zero sympathy. You don't do something like this.
My heart is pounding the whole way here, like I
have my life savings into this business. And I saw
him right in the back right away. He said, Hi, Justin,
you know, I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. Who was
just sitting there in the back ball handcuffed? He definitely
knew what he was doing. He had knowledge, and he
cut the power. He had a massive grinder, probably about
this big with the wheel, cut the locks in the back.
(14:44):
Good luck opening Pokemon cards in jail.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
If buying and selling crypto isn't a strange enough commodity
for you, Pokemon cards, Yeah, wasn't there. An NFL player
named Blake Martinez quit the NFL a couple of years
back so he could get in the poke m card
trading business.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Tells me Blake, if does his name, didn't really have
a lot of faith in his ability to excel in
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I would agree with you, if not for the thing
I'm about to tell you. Pokemon cards did not work
out for him. The NFL was his backup plan. He
returned to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Didn't work out? What a Pokemon called? How did that
not fulfill all of his dreams? Amazingly?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know, it just didn't. That's what a dumb
reason to get arrested. I'm sorry to quit the NFL,
but to get arrested too because of the other story.
In the meantime, speaking and getting arrested, Comedian Paul Rodriguez
fervent Anti Trumper has been arrested for drug possession, well naturally,
and his lawyer says it's a violation of his civil rights.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Being arrested for drug violations is violating his Okay, sure
makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right. The comedian was arrested Friday in Burbank, California.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
There was a traffic stop.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
His lawyer denied the alley gaitions against the comedian.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Start even if they were true, it's a violation of
his right.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
He was arrested and booked at the Burbank Police jail
for possession of narcotics. And let's see it. Does the
report explain what the drug was? And you know, it's
always weird when like an older guy gets arrested with
hard drugs. Paul Rodriguez is not a kid. In fact,
I think even his son is somewhat of a celebrity
in the skateboard world. His son's a pro skater and
(16:27):
that was true like fifteen years ago. So Paul is
definitely an older It doesn't say what the drugs are, though,
I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Guess probably not weed. No, probably not.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But you may have seen him in Beverly Hills, Chihuahua,
I think that was his best work.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You know, it's powerful, powerful stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If you haven't seen Beverly Hills, Chihuaha, start, you got
to get that right now.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Just go ahead, leave the show right this minute. Go
get that.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I hate to think the next time I watch that
it'll be tainted by his drug use.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, you've got.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
A lot of listeners out there pulling for you, Kenny.
I just hope you know that wherever our listeners are,
they're all, you know, cheering for you to have some
success sooner or later. In the dating world, Lisa has
emailed at Walton Johnson dot com. I heard about a
new app yesterday on Fox and I can't remember the
(17:19):
name of it, but it's for people who want to
meet without letting their looks dictate you know, who they
and who they like or don't like. It's called Tribal
we who will be able to wait seventy two hours
after you know, linking up on this website before you
(17:42):
get any pictures. I thought of Gunner's strong Arm immediately
when they were talking about it. But she couldn't remember
the app's name, but she knew that she would probably
spur you to look into it. Thank you so much Lisa,
God bless you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Have you been spurred? I have?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You know? I well admit I think I make my
dating life sound worse than it is for comedic purposes.
It's actually not that bad. I you know, I don't
have any trouble getting a date, So thank you Lisa
for the kindness.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But tribal, I don't know keeping a date that seems
to be the issue.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
But what I find is that so many of these
young women on the dating apps are very like aggressive
and argument. They're real political, and that's just been my experience. Like,
but it's fine, I don't care, I don't can I
could sit there.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Remember I go to the grocery store and just hang
out and uh, what do they call the produce section
where you know the gals will come in there? And
you know, grocery stores. Somebody wrote an email earlier. Can
he ever go to the library. It's a good place
to meet women.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They're not wrong, those are all good suggestions, but sadly
I am not allowed in those places anymore. Yeah, I
get that. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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