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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You don't start drinking our coffee with our little pinky
up in the air. Now that you're playing this fans
and music, do we well? I was trying to play
some appropriate music here. We got a classy up the
show a little bit. We've been told that we've become
a bunch of white trash file degenerate.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's not you, mister oh, but the rest of us,
the rest of you naturally.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, my pinky don't stick out for when I'm trying
to grip my cup.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You do it wrong. Do it like Don Draper does.
Do your finger like that? Your pointer finger?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that's the manlier way to drink, especially if you're having,
say an espresso old fashioned, you want to put that
index finger out.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Mister Kenneth, Is there anything else else you want to
tell Billy? I'd about how to be manly?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Or I've got a whole of Yeah, you've got a
whole dissertation.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got an entire dissertation I could go through, but
it starts with listening to people from Maine speak.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
If you hear them speak, you will become manlier. Hi,
I'm Graham Potner.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Some people wonder why I had the ku Klux Klan
embum tattu across my chest.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Look, we didn't know. I was overseas.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was working for the Merchant Marines and we had
about five shots of peppermint shops. We were looped. Next
thing you know, we were getting these tattooed. We just thought, hey, man,
this represents us and the work we're doing up here
in Maine.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm an oyster man.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know if y'all know this or not, but
underneath his Kookook's Klan tattoo, underneath the hood on that tattoo,
it's Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow, what that is? Double whammy bad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Maybe he got Adolf Hitler tattooed on his chest because
he wanted to let everyone know how much he doesn't
like eight off him.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
To remind him who it is that he would take
out if he were in World War Two, which he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Kind of like how Billy ed will go by the
Strip club, but just to get directions on how to
get away from the strip.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Clock exactly which is the easiest way and the fastest
way out of here. Ryan, mister through the back door.
You say, okay, the back door, mister ol.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Why didn't you tell me about Beyond Meat being such
a good investment.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I wouldn't have told you. I'm backing out of a
whole advising people and stuff. I'm telling you. See, you
mad because I didn't tell you so right now, if
Beyond Meat had lost all of his money, you would
be mad at me for telling you something. See, I
just can't. I don't know how to Charles Pain. Dude,
do it? He aggrevated me because I go on to
TV with his big old head and his fancy suits
(02:20):
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You ever see Charles Pain on TV?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, it's a brother to give the financial advice, and
he follows.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He follows me on social media. I followed, right. Yeah,
we retweet each other. We're friends.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, y'all deserve each other. Y'all just keep retweeting all.
You won't late at night while you laying alone in
your bed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're making it sound sexual. We're just sharing each other.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You would tweet him semi regularly, we've announced on.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The show earlier or were you in bed?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I go to bed pretty early. Yeah, anyway, it wasn't wrong. Well,
what the possible?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The meat?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I know you wouldn't want that anyway, because that ain't
real meat. That's that's fake meat.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, So the financial appetite pun intended for beyond meats
plant based is shaky, but traders definitely seem to have
developed a taste for its stock. Shares in the company
have sword more than one thousand percent over the last
good since Monday, a very stunning rally for a company
that has seen at share prices all but wiped out.
(03:15):
You remember how bad they were doing six years. Yeah,
the business has been struggling, sluggish sales. Nobody wants a
fake cheeseburger. The surge has reignited debate whether the activity,
propelled in part by online enthusiasm among everyday investors, is
a sign of an overly frothy stock market.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh, it's frothy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What is a frothy stock market? That means there's some turmoil.
You know, there's a lot of activity. It calls a fraut.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do you have a froth?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know, cappuccino or something every morning before I have
a frauther. If you want me to bring it in,
I can froth.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Think for you. You think I'm going to say no
to that, but I have one too. Oh, forth hold
you guys, it's one of the only things.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I got out of the divorce. You ended up with
the frauther. You score, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I make espresso every mon I hit it with a
little bit of almond milk and then I frop it up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, that's great. Froth it up. Yeah, froth me baby.
It sounds like you just hawked it up.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, Well anyway, anyway, Oh yeah, impossible. You know the
reason it went down so much back in the past
when they came out with it, a lot of people said,
you ever eat real bacon? And then they some people did,
and they're like, oh the hell with that that impossible stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, I want the real bacon.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Now, maybe somebody thought they was investing in Beyonce's meat company.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That would explain a lot. Why why would it be Beyonce?
Because it's beyond me. Yeah, you got it. People just
don't know how to read, is what he's saying. Oh, well, yeah,
there's there's a lot of stupid people out there.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well, speaking of frothy, Starbucks is saying that they have
AI tech that can tell what you're going to order
as you walk through the door.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is that right? Yeah, we even have a recording of it.
You guys, want to check it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Obviously we're into the AI. Here's one of the tests.
Can we stop black bet please? We don't have time
for black patty right now? Could you knock that I'm
thing we're wild? Yeah, good point, mister. Oh welcome back
to the future of coffee. Attention Morgan, Drink order prediction complete.
We've already poured your triple Vennie oat milk, vanilla hazel
nut house sweet no ripped espresso machiato at Starbucks. The
(05:19):
machines don't just make your drink. We predict what your
order before you even walk in.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And drink. Order for Dylan, your spring water infused macha
Chi blend with activated charcoal and a hint of lavender
is ready, because yes, you are that guy. Doesn't anyone
just want a plain cup of coffee anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told you a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Michelle is not a man, okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. Was this the
first time you ever heard about fentanyl when Prince died? Probably? Yeah,
now that you mention it, I know about a propofol?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that how he saying that that? Michael Jackson was
a big fan of wouldn't it be purpofle?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Wouldn't it be crazy if in some alternate universe we
could talk to Prince post mortem and we can ask him.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I know a lady that can do that for you real.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, she's a She works down in the French Quarter
and you know, if you pay her some money, she
will contact him.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, we should talk to her.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know, I want to know what does he think
about Trump drone bombing the fentanyl boats, because I mean,
what if what if Prince from Beyond the Grave endorsed it?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What if he was like, yeah, look, this is this
is the drug that killed me. I thought I was
doing cocaine that Michael Jackson. How does Prince talk? I
don't know. I was just assumed in my head he's
like Michael Jackson, but kind of quiet. If I recall
he was kind of self spoken.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He sounds like Michael Jackson, but without all the child
molesting you know whatever that sounds.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, sure that And I don't know he was kind
of a fan of fentanyl. How do you know he's
not going to tell Trump he is, you know, stopped
taking fittlanel away from God fearing red, white, and blue
patriotic Americans.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, did he like fatanol or did he think he
was taking a different drug? I'm not I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not acisting. I don't know the answer to that.
I do know this, it is take a buttload of
fittanel load.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Didn't he By the way, that's the I read. I
used that word for a reason. Okay, buttload.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Have you ever heard anybody say there's a buttload of
something that is a real unit of measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a thing. Somebody figured this out. I mean, is
it equals.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
About one hundred and thirty American gallons? You know, there's
a difference between a gallon in America in a gallon
and I don't know England or someplace, they call it
an imperial gallon and it takes more of them.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm against imperialism, but.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
A butt load it's not real commons now as much
as it used to be. Like wine and whiskey, when
you'd fill a barrel up, you'd have a buttload of wine.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They'll probably just called it a full butt You might
be onto something there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, does your your wife or girlfriend or somebody you
know drink a buttload of wine. It's one hundred and
thirty gallon, so yeah, probably how much is Kamala drinking
every day? A boy a buttload?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What's a box? Maybe a half?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A box of wine is probably two and a half
butt loads, I think so. Maw hey, mister Kenneth, come
here right, Why did you do that? It's National Slap
your Coworker Day? Oh yeah, I don't know why he.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Doesn't say it has to be on the face, right.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It used to be called Slap your Annoying Coworker Day,
but I think they went a little soft this year.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh you know, there's a there's a pill for that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hr says it is a battery charge and usually a
dismissal from your job.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
National Slap your Coworker Day, October twenty third, out Slap
your Annoying Coworker Day? What the deck? Slap yourself very
hard in the face that leaves.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
When you slap you're take any like, wow, I just
got a big headache.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Rhythmic slapped slapped slapping sounds. I gotta get here down,
get a hold of yourself. If that isn't a slap
in the face, nothing, it's matho slap somebody so tis
I'm a litttle slap back, that's all. Let me ask
you a question.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Who's the journalist that figures out who people are following?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh boy, yeah, you lost me now, okay, I'll give
you two examples.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
A while back, somebody went and published a list of
all the strippers that Drake follows on Twitter because it
was like a way of figuring out where he had
sex in the recent years.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And today there's a story in.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The Post that says, Jamie lin Spears, a lovely woman,
we've met her before, She's a sweetheart, has unfollowed Kevin
Fetterline on Instagram after he published a book.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, how do they? How do they know that? Who
looks into that? Like? Who?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
As many of you know, as you know how the
paparazzi is, I guess there's just as many people that
are not out there taking pictures, but they're at home
their computer just constantly following celebrities to see who they've unfollowed.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Imagine going it has a lot of work. Imagine going
to j school that's a journalist call it. Oh, listen
to you. You're going to like a prestigious one, a
bougie one, like Syracuse or something.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Now were you with, no, it's not no.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I went to State University and you get in and
you study, and you got like guest professors coming, some
guy from CNN, Jake Tapper gives a lecture one day.
You're learning all about investigative journalism, broadcast journalism, print media, digital,
all these different things. Finally you graduate. Now you're a journalist.
And your publisher, your editor, your program director, whoever it is,
(10:36):
walks in the room. They say, hey, h and I
guess you probably have some zoomer name like Hey Skyler,
whatever shame is. Hey Bryson, come here. We talked to
you for a second, Bryson or Dreysen. Way, don't blame
Skyler and Bryson. They did not name themselves. Know they
didn't listen, Tyson. We need you to go see if
Jamie Lynn Spears has unfollowed Kevin Federline since publishing his
(10:57):
new book. And then you'd respond and say, oh, I'm
actually working on the story right now. We're trying to
uncover what looks like a child sex trafficking ring out
on the outskirts of town.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, no, no, could be award winning journalism. Yeah, put it down. No, No,
that's not important. We need to know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Maybe Bryson came to his boss and said, I just
found out she's unfollowed some and then they said, wow,
good catch.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
If maybe he was proud of it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
If I was your boss in a newsroom and you
walked in and you said, hey, listen, I just noticed
I got something big.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Stop whatever you're doing.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Uh, Jamie Lynn Spears has unfollowed Kevin Federline on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I didn't just tell you, as the bulls that that
guy has been over there slacking right?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
He working? All right, guys, we need to make some
budget cuts. It's the fourth quarter. Bryson, come in here. Hey,
Brandon fired Bryson.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
You strike me as a guy that would enjoy driving
a car around town for a living. Uh, not really,
journalism not really your bag. How do you feel about Huber?
That's something you could think about. Look, we it was
between you and the free coke machine we've got on
the third floor, and we know we want those cokes.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Well, whoever the journalist is that broke the Robert de
Niro scandal, I would certainly like to thank them for that,
because I'm not a big de Niro fan and if
you are well and you shouldn't be. I like Goodfellows,
Robert De Niro tried to write off the fifty thousand
dollars that he donated to one of his favorite charities, Antifa.
(12:23):
Oh that's not a five point one to see three
charities as it turns out, and TIFA is a domestic
terrorist organization and those contributions are not tax deductible. According
to IRIS senior auditor Joe Barron, of the IRS, you
might imagine, yes, wow, he is in trouble.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You think anything will happen to him?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That is the most That is the most embarrassing tax
right off if I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If I tried to get away with that, they'd probably
go ahead and just throw me in the hoosh cow.
I don't think he'll get that. Can I donate to
the Proud Boys? Where do we stand out?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Problem?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You go again? Winehouse.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Deputy chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller has lambasted
Robert De Niro as a sad, bitter, broken old man
after the Goodfellows actor branded him a Nazi over the weekend.
Steven Miller said he has not made a movie worth watching.
In at least thirty years, probably the longest string of flops, failures,
and embarrassments in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Nobody wants to bring it up, though, because he demands respect.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Name a de Niro movie that you liked. I mean,
there was a taxi Driver was good back a long
time ago.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Ago?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Goodfellas? I loved Goodfellas. What's that thing he did with
Bill Bill Crystal?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What was that? Didn't they do a thing that was
pretty good?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh have you ever seen good Fellows?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That I hear? That's good.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty
lakenas if there were a nine they should be fine.
These are big, juicy, perfectly round booties that we simply
can't let go, miss the President. Where are we going
to find big booties like these?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Canada?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Women in Canada have no booties.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
You don't start drinking our coffee with our little pinky
up in the air. Now that you're playing this fans
and music, do we well? I was trying to play
some appropriate music here. We got a classy up the
show a little bit. We've been told that we've become
a bunch of white trash file degenerate.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's not you, mister oh, but the rest of us,
the rest of you naturally.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, my pinky don't stick out for when I'm trying
to grip my cup.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You do it wrong. Do it like Don Draper does.
Do your finger like that? Your pointer finger?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that's the manlier way to drink, especially if you're having,
say an espresso old fashioned, you want to put that
index finger out.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Mister Kenneth, Is there anything else else you want to
tell Billy? I'd about how to be manly?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Or I've got a whole of Yeah, you've got a
whole dissertation.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got an entire dissertation I could go through, but
it starts with listening to people from Maine speak.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
If you hear them speak, you will become manlier. Hi,
I'm Graham Potner.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Some people wonder why I had the ku Klux Klan
embum tattu across my chest.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Look, we didn't know. I was overseas.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was working for the Merchant Marines and we had
about five shots of peppermint shops. We were looped. Next
thing you know, we were getting these tattooed. We just thought, hey, man,
this represents us and the work we're doing up here
in Maine.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm an oyster man.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know if y'all know this or not, but
underneath his Kookook's Klan tattoo, underneath the hood on that tattoo,
it's Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow, what that is? Double whammy bad.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Maybe he got Adolf Hitler tattooed on his chest because
he wanted to let everyone know how much he doesn't
like eight off him.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
To remind him who it is that he would take
out if he were in World War Two, which he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Kind of like how Billy ed will go by the
Strip club, but just to get directions on how to
get away from the strip.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Clock exactly which is the easiest way and the fastest
way out of here. Ryan, mister through the back door.
You say, okay, the back door, mister ol.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Why didn't you tell me about Beyond Meat being such
a good investment.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I wouldn't have told you. I'm backing out of a
whole advising people and stuff. I'm telling you. See, you
mad because I didn't tell you so right now, if
Beyond Meat had lost all of his money, you would
be mad at me for telling you something. See, I
just can't. I don't know how to Charles Pain. Dude,
do it? He aggrevated me because I go on to
TV with his big old head and his fancy suits
(02:20):
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You ever see Charles Pain on TV?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, it's a brother to give the financial advice, and
he follows.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He follows me on social media. I followed, right. Yeah,
we retweet each other. We're friends.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, y'all deserve each other. Y'all just keep retweeting all.
You won't late at night while you laying alone in
your bed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're making it sound sexual. We're just sharing each other.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You would tweet him semi regularly, we've announced on.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The show earlier or were you in bed?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I go to bed pretty early. Yeah, anyway, it wasn't wrong. Well,
what the possible?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The meat?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I know you wouldn't want that anyway, because that ain't
real meat. That's that's fake meat.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, So the financial appetite pun intended for beyond meats
plant based is shaky, but traders definitely seem to have
developed a taste for its stock. Shares in the company
have sword more than one thousand percent over the last
good since Monday, a very stunning rally for a company
that has seen at share prices all but wiped out.
(03:15):
You remember how bad they were doing six years. Yeah,
the business has been struggling, sluggish sales. Nobody wants a
fake cheeseburger. The surge has reignited debate whether the activity,
propelled in part by online enthusiasm among everyday investors, is
a sign of an overly frothy stock market.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh, it's frothy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What is a frothy stock market? That means there's some turmoil.
You know, there's a lot of activity. It calls a fraut.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do you have a froth?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know, cappuccino or something every morning before I have
a frauther. If you want me to bring it in,
I can froth.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Think for you. You think I'm going to say no
to that, but I have one too. Oh, forth hold
you guys, it's one of the only things.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I got out of the divorce. You ended up with
the frauther. You score, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I make espresso every mon I hit it with a
little bit of almond milk and then I frop it up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, that's great. Froth it up. Yeah, froth me baby.
It sounds like you just hawked it up.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, Well anyway, anyway, Oh yeah, impossible. You know the
reason it went down so much back in the past
when they came out with it, a lot of people said,
you ever eat real bacon? And then they some people did,
and they're like, oh the hell with that that impossible stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, I want the real bacon.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Now, maybe somebody thought they was investing in Beyonce's meat company.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That would explain a lot. Why why would it be Beyonce?
Because it's beyond me. Yeah, you got it. People just
don't know how to read, is what he's saying. Oh, well, yeah,
there's there's a lot of stupid people out there.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well, speaking of frothy, Starbucks is saying that they have
AI tech that can tell what you're going to order
as you walk through the door.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is that right? Yeah, we even have a recording of it.
You guys, want to check it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Obviously we're into the AI. Here's one of the tests.
Can we stop black bet please? We don't have time
for black patty right now? Could you knock that I'm
thing we're wild? Yeah, good point, mister. Oh welcome back
to the future of coffee. Attention Morgan, Drink order prediction complete.
We've already poured your triple Vennie oat milk, vanilla hazel
nut house sweet no ripped espresso machiato at Starbucks. The
(05:19):
machines don't just make your drink. We predict what your
order before you even walk in.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And drink. Order for Dylan, your spring water infused macha
Chi blend with activated charcoal and a hint of lavender
is ready, because yes, you are that guy. Doesn't anyone
just want a plain cup of coffee anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I told you a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Michelle is not a man, okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. Was this the
first time you ever heard about fentanyl when Prince died? Probably? Yeah,
now that you mention it, I know about a propofol?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that how he saying that that? Michael Jackson was
a big fan of wouldn't it be purpofle?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Wouldn't it be crazy if in some alternate universe we
could talk to Prince post mortem and we can ask him.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I know a lady that can do that for you real.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, she's a She works down in the French Quarter
and you know, if you pay her some money, she
will contact him.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, we should talk to her.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I know, I want to know what does he think
about Trump drone bombing the fentanyl boats, because I mean,
what if what if Prince from Beyond the Grave endorsed it?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What if he was like, yeah, look, this is this
is the drug that killed me. I thought I was
doing cocaine that Michael Jackson. How does Prince talk? I
don't know. I was just assumed in my head he's
like Michael Jackson, but kind of quiet. If I recall
he was kind of self spoken.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He sounds like Michael Jackson, but without all the child
molesting you know whatever that sounds.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, sure that And I don't know he was kind
of a fan of fentanyl. How do you know he's
not going to tell Trump he is, you know, stopped
taking fittlanel away from God fearing red, white, and blue
patriotic Americans.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, did he like fatanol or did he think he
was taking a different drug? I'm not I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not acisting. I don't know the answer to that.
I do know this, it is take a buttload of
fittanel load.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Didn't he By the way, that's the I read. I
used that word for a reason. Okay, buttload.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Have you ever heard anybody say there's a buttload of
something that is a real unit of measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a thing. Somebody figured this out. I mean, is
it equals.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
About one hundred and thirty American gallons? You know, there's
a difference between a gallon in America in a gallon
and I don't know England or someplace, they call it
an imperial gallon and it takes more of them.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm against imperialism, but.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
A butt load it's not real commons now as much
as it used to be. Like wine and whiskey, when
you'd fill a barrel up, you'd have a buttload of wine.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They'll probably just called it a full butt You might
be onto something there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, does your your wife or girlfriend or somebody you
know drink a buttload of wine. It's one hundred and
thirty gallon, so yeah, probably how much is Kamala drinking
every day? A boy a buttload?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What's a box? Maybe a half?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A box of wine is probably two and a half
butt loads, I think so. Maw hey, mister Kenneth, come
here right, Why did you do that? It's National Slap
your Coworker Day? Oh yeah, I don't know why he.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Doesn't say it has to be on the face, right.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It used to be called Slap your Annoying Coworker Day,
but I think they went a little soft this year.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh you know, there's a there's a pill for that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hr says it is a battery charge and usually a
dismissal from your job.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
National Slap your Coworker Day, October twenty third, out Slap
your Annoying Coworker Day? What the deck? Slap yourself very
hard in the face that leaves.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
When you slap you're take any like, wow, I just
got a big headache.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Rhythmic slapped slapped slapping sounds. I gotta get here down,
get a hold of yourself. If that isn't a slap
in the face, nothing, it's matho slap somebody so tis
I'm a litttle slap back, that's all. Let me ask
you a question.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Who's the journalist that figures out who people are following?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh boy, yeah, you lost me now, okay, I'll give
you two examples.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
A while back, somebody went and published a list of
all the strippers that Drake follows on Twitter because it
was like a way of figuring out where he had
sex in the recent years.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And today there's a story in.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The Post that says, Jamie lin Spears, a lovely woman,
we've met her before, She's a sweetheart, has unfollowed Kevin
Fetterline on Instagram after he published a book.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, how do they? How do they know that? Who
looks into that? Like? Who?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
As many of you know, as you know how the
paparazzi is, I guess there's just as many people that
are not out there taking pictures, but they're at home
their computer just constantly following celebrities to see who they've unfollowed.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Imagine going it has a lot of work. Imagine going
to j school that's a journalist call it. Oh, listen
to you. You're going to like a prestigious one, a
bougie one, like Syracuse or something.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Now were you with, no, it's not no.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I went to State University and you get in and
you study, and you got like guest professors coming, some
guy from CNN, Jake Tapper gives a lecture one day.
You're learning all about investigative journalism, broadcast journalism, print media, digital,
all these different things. Finally you graduate. Now you're a journalist.
And your publisher, your editor, your program director, whoever it is,
(10:36):
walks in the room. They say, hey, h and I
guess you probably have some zoomer name like Hey Skyler,
whatever shame is. Hey Bryson, come here. We talked to
you for a second, Bryson or Dreysen. Way, don't blame
Skyler and Bryson. They did not name themselves. Know they
didn't listen, Tyson. We need you to go see if
Jamie Lynn Spears has unfollowed Kevin Federline since publishing his
(10:57):
new book. And then you'd respond and say, oh, I'm
actually working on the story right now. We're trying to
uncover what looks like a child sex trafficking ring out
on the outskirts of town.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, no, no, could be award winning journalism. Yeah, put it down. No, No,
that's not important. We need to know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Maybe Bryson came to his boss and said, I just
found out she's unfollowed some and then they said, wow,
good catch.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
If maybe he was proud of it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
If I was your boss in a newsroom and you
walked in and you said, hey, listen, I just noticed
I got something big.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Stop whatever you're doing.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Uh, Jamie Lynn Spears has unfollowed Kevin Federline on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I didn't just tell you, as the bulls that that
guy has been over there slacking right?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
He working? All right, guys, we need to make some
budget cuts. It's the fourth quarter. Bryson, come in here. Hey,
Brandon fired Bryson.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
You strike me as a guy that would enjoy driving
a car around town for a living. Uh, not really,
journalism not really your bag. How do you feel about Huber?
That's something you could think about. Look, we it was
between you and the free coke machine we've got on
the third floor, and we know we want those cokes.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Well, whoever the journalist is that broke the Robert de
Niro scandal, I would certainly like to thank them for that,
because I'm not a big de Niro fan and if
you are well and you shouldn't be. I like Goodfellows,
Robert De Niro tried to write off the fifty thousand
dollars that he donated to one of his favorite charities, Antifa.
(12:23):
Oh that's not a five point one to see three
charities as it turns out, and TIFA is a domestic
terrorist organization and those contributions are not tax deductible. According
to IRIS senior auditor Joe Barron, of the IRS, you
might imagine, yes, wow, he is in trouble.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You think anything will happen to him?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That is the most That is the most embarrassing tax
right off if I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If I tried to get away with that, they'd probably
go ahead and just throw me in the hoosh cow.
I don't think he'll get that. Can I donate to
the Proud Boys? Where do we stand out?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Problem?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You go again? Winehouse.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Deputy chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller has lambasted
Robert De Niro as a sad, bitter, broken old man
after the Goodfellows actor branded him a Nazi over the weekend.
Steven Miller said he has not made a movie worth watching.
In at least thirty years, probably the longest string of flops, failures,
and embarrassments in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Nobody wants to bring it up, though, because he demands respect.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Name a de Niro movie that you liked. I mean,
there was a taxi Driver was good back a long
time ago.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Ago?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Goodfellas? I loved Goodfellas. What's that thing he did with
Bill Bill Crystal?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What was that? Didn't they do a thing that was
pretty good?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh have you ever seen good Fellows?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That I hear? That's good.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty
lakenas if there were a nine they should be fine.
These are big, juicy, perfectly round booties that we simply
can't let go, miss the President. Where are we going
to find big booties like these?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Canada?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Women in Canada have no booties.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
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