Florida Drug Bust - THU 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's a good one.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I do it right this time.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Because they're easily entertained.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I love it. It is one of the greatest movies
ever made. Young Frankenstein just brilliant, and de Niro was
great in it. Yeah, de Niro. Yeah, it's in playing
the part of Gene Wilder where.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We looking for something that de Niro has been good
in in the last thirty years and didn't find it.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We accidentally watched a clip from King of Comedy, which was.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
God no, oh that I don't recommend that.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, it's terrible. That guy was good. There's always a
sound bite. You know who that really was? Though, that's
Ray Romono's dad. No, No, that was the Frankenstein's Monster Billy.
I've seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, isn't that weird Ray Romondo's dad. I was like
a crossover or something. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and it
used to be on the show. I had no idea. Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Trump hit the Russian oil companies with sanctions and so
they tear We got some turfs and the crude prices
have jumped. Now it was a good time to do this.
Oil and gas is already pretty cheap right now. In fact,
people in the oil and gas industry are concerned it's
a little too cheap, but it might cause layoffs, which
could actually the landman.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
They explained that the price of oil needs to be
within this range and then everybody's happy.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
He goes too high.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Customers not happy, too low, oil companies not happy.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Bro I love that TV show. When's that coming back
pretty soon? But right now we've got Tulsa King? Has
that still gone on?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That is out there? I remember when I hate this,
But all the shows have a tendency to change, They morph,
they grow, and the hols the King started out being
very funny, a lot of tongue in cheek stuff, and
I know they can't keep rehashing the old joke of
the guy was in prison for twenty five years and
he came out to a different world. He didn't know
what the internet was, cell phones? How does that work?

(01:52):
That won't last long. But it's just turned into a
kind of a violent, not real funny show anymore. I
don't care for all the violence.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
To be honest with you, I'm sorry, gay man, you're
upset that this Italian mobster in the western town in America.
I'm still with a hot of gold. He's all school.
You know, you think it's too violent. It's like, yes,
it's a gangster show. What did you They just drive.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Over to each other's bars in different cities and shoot
each other and blow each other up and stuff. I'm
a little a little tired of it, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I didn't like the episode where, for some reason, Jelly
Roll has a recording studio in the middle of a
honky tonk and then nobody knew who he was, and
they don't explain why he's there, why he's like, He's like, hey, man,
I'm just gonna get in here and record my new song.
It's about being depressed. And then Sylvester Stillone's like, yeah,
who's this cat? This emo country rap song is great?

(02:48):
It's like, what the hef is going on here?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I'm sure I'll get around to watching it, but
I just I'm not that thrilled about it.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Jelly Roll kind of like Morgan Wallen. He seems like
it'd be a cool guy to hang out with, but
I just don't. This music does nothing for me, you
know what I do? Like what the Diplomat?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Have you ever watched that?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Tell me?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, so woman, she's a Diplomat and her husband used
to be in the same kind of work and then
he retired stepped out, and he is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You should watch The Diplomat.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I think it's coming back with a new season as well,
right around now.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Now that's funny. Yeah, exactly. You know what they should
do again as young Frank stay, they really ought to
do that. Or we should just watch it. Yeah, we
should just watched the one we got. Should we just
get out of here?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, if we do, they're going to miss the Florida
Man Report.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh and sports.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Don't forget about the very very important sports report.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh you didn't get the memo. No not, I didn't
get no memos.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The HR came in yesterday right after you left, fifteen
minutes early, like you always do, and they said that
the sports reports were a little too ingrained with toxic masculinity.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I printed it out and everything I thought you'd seen.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah I didn't. Now I would have voted to keep sports.
I think people like sports, But the HR department thought
that it was too masculine, not enough female empowerment. And
they said, you know, maybe you guys could have mister
O do something with a little more estrogen in it.
All right, let me try that. Let me just let
me just run this by you sports.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you know the sports today. It's the thing, and
it's brought to us by somebody.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Right, It's got to be brought to us by somebody, because,
after all, I'm not doing this for free. Who brought
us this report?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
My legacy video dot com at is a great sight
to go and find out exactly what they can do
for you and your your family. You can even do
a business one a legacy video from my legacy video
dot com. It's it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
What if your family's not talking to you, Well, that's
a legacy too, isn't it. I guess it started is,
isn't it. I guess it'd be a way to send
them a message, sell the story, send them the video
and be like, this is why me and Uncle Scott
don't talk anymore? All right?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let me try something a little less toxic masculinity. Who
is the current w NBA champion Kenny Webster.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'll let you answer that. Oh, thanks so much for
asking me, And that would be the Las Vegas A says.
And I only know that because I type faster than
anyone else on the show. Are the playoffs over? Well?
As you know, they beat the Phoenix Mercury. It was
a four and o sweep by the Aces, and I
just I had all my money on Mercury. So that's that.
There goes my retirement. Yep, that's it. You gotta keep
working now. I gotta keep doing this show forever.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
All right, now, make eye contact with me. Don't look
over there at all. Okay, who's the current w NBA champion?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
The Aces? I just from Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't see if you could do it without reading it. It
was two seconds ago. I know. But you know people,
when you read things, you don't always actually hear yourself
and understand what you read.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
You just read the words.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Some people don't have that ability to recall the information later.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Sometimes while we're doing this radio show, I wonder if
mister O is listening to Steven Miller's podcast in his headphones.
Mister O, what y'all talking to me? NOEA, we're talking
about Jie will do us boar? No, you're doing sports.
You said it was too math galinity. No, I didn't
say that, that's what HR said. I said I would
keep sports. So anyway, if we're getting fired, you might
as well get people. And they're an NFL game tonight.

(06:10):
What's going on with?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, there is an NFL vikings charges tonight, seven fifteen Central.
If you get that channel, this one named streaming channels,
you can go do that.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
If you won't, mister Kenneth, didn't you say that a
guy was streaming for you last night?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I did not say, well, yeah, I did not say that.
You should repeat that.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the Goodal excuse me, the guy
that used to study monkeys and chimpanzees. Who's yeah, a
sister Jane died. He's unbothered by the firestorm of controversy
surrounding the NFL selection of cross dressing anti ice wrapper
Bad Bunny as this year's Super Bowl halftime.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Natam backing down off of that. By god, he's making
us stand. I don't care how many people think it's
the worst decision. And he's made a bunk so terrible decisions,
and this might be as worst.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
He thinks the Puerto Rican wrap will deliver a uniting performance.
That's an exact quote. Yeah, that's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Anybody gonna see it, though, how gonna unite you if
you don't look at it.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Bro, I'm not watching bad but obviously not. No, that's
that's how boring. I don't know one song. I don't
want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
In other NFL news this morning, early, very early, the
advanced voting is going on now for the Pro Football
Hall of Fame Class of twenty six. Now, it started
out most people didn't know this. I didn't know this.
It started out with like five thousand people, you know

(07:33):
that they think ought to be in the Hall of
Fame's odd.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's a lot of people, am right? Will it be
five thousand exactly? Oh more than that will be? Is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It starts out with a big number and then okay,
this year's nominees included one hundred and twenty eight names.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Tell me, I wasn't close. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's a lot, one hundred and twenty eight people. And
out of that they boil it down to the top
fifty and then they and if somebody ties, they get
to you know, if they come in fiftieth and then
a couple of them come in fiftieth, that's the tie.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
They still get to be included.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
So there's actually fifty two names now on the list
after the first round of voting knocked it all down.
Fifty two modern era players advancing the voting process for
the Pro Football Hall of Fame. There's some names in here.
You might recognize. One that I think a lot of
our listeners probably recognized.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Looks like.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Drew Brees. Oh yeah, I know him, Drew Brees. Uh,
now you think he's gonna make it. I think Drew
Brees belongs in this in the Hall of Fame. Yes,
absolutely right. Well you don't get a vote, Okay, I don't. Yeah,
they never asked me.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Why the shame? Who else is on the list?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Then?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh, a lot of people. Fifty two people on the list,
fifty one other names? You want me to go through
it all? Well, this is the ones we'd care about.
We don't have time. You know. When we have a
national news story, we talk about how it affects Arkansas
in Alabama because that's where our listeners are, right.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
What about Marshawn Lynch? You have to be putt in it. Yeah,
you heard of Eli Manning, Philip Rivers. Only one Manning brother.
That's too many Mannings. That's a lot of Eli.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's a lot. Did you see him host Saturday Live.
It wasn't very good I did.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's why I said that.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, I would say no to that. Reggie, Wayne and
Larry Fitzgerald. Now those guys aren't going to be memorable.
Now this is a white Oh tight ends, of course
they're white. Think of white. Greg goes under. Jason Whitten
retired here.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh, I do have one other surprise news story for
It's a surprise if you're a Cowboys fan, especially because
they got a game this weekend. Cowboys do. This is
how they tell you about the game. Cowboys versus Broncos
is a magic of teams that are just a step
away from contender status. The word contender in a story

(09:50):
about the Dallas Cowboys is setting people back a little bit.
If you could combine the Cowboys and the Broncos, you
will probably have the best team in the NFL. Broncos
have pretty much one of the best defenses currently in
the NFL, and the Cowboys have one of the best
offenses currently in the NFL. Who knew so? The problem

(10:12):
is when the others hide the other half of those
two teams is on the field.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Look out. It sounds like you knew, didn't you well,
I did. I feel like you knew? Did you know
the whole time? Most of other people didn't know? The
way why I'm shocking the world the way you explain
it like that, you set it up like you didn't know.
But then when they but he did, Then when the
explanation came. Yeah, now I feel like I can't trust
you anymore, mister Oh you know. And not because you're
black either, No, that's not the reason. I'm sure that

(10:37):
has nothing to do with it. Real quick, speaking of
black guys, I trust you might think that a skilled
and accomplished basketball player like Michael Jordan would never get
nervous about shooting a free throw in front of fans.
You would be wrong. Earlier this week, Jordan made a
debut as a commentator on NBC as the network broadcast
its first NBA game since around the time MJ last
roamed the court. During an interview, Jordan told NBC's Mike

(11:00):
Something some Italian guy that he had not played basketball
in years. So the Italian guy queried further, asking MJ.
He queried if he ever just picked up a ball
and took some shots at the hoop. He said, I
have not picked up a ball of basketball in decades there.
I know they've been ballding for a while. Man, Apparently
it happens as men get older. That's crazy. And apparently

(11:21):
he doesn't tip either. Did you know?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
This is not funny anymore? People stop me.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
In the streets they say, where's your sombrero?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Senor?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
For the last time, I am not Hakeem Jefferys you guys,
so stop asking me for my friggin' sombrero.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. Oh do you?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Excitement ain't over yet? I know a lot of people think, well,
could there be any more fun? We've had fun for
two three hours up in here, and we still got
plans for more.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Sure, we haven't even told you about Grimes's new face
tattoo yet exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
And uh Florida man story still to come. Kenny, you
never know when Kenny's just I would just go get
gay for space right in the middle of the show.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
We did that earlier.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
That much could happen again.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I mean I probably I would if they'd let me.
Is it sure? How many times can we get gay
for space in one show? I was told there's no maximum.
I was told to limit the number of homoeronic space
exploration segments.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, that's what they suggested, you know, just to try
to keep listeners from tuning out for something else.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
We'll give the people what they want show he comes
to Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
We're doing that right now.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I just didn't know if we were doing it right
now or not.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
What part of give the people what they want? Do
you not understand? Mister Kenneth the Florida Man brought to you.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But do you have any do you have any sponsors
that sell drugs?

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all about it. Y'all want to meet John.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
John Moss is a seventy six year old Florida man.
I guess John has a got his own house, probably
been living in it most of his life. He's got
a sign at the front of his house, and he's
serious about this. No drugs allowed on the premises. The
sign starts with the word absolutely.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, what if he really wanted to do drugs? Though,
like what if he loves drugs?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You can see he's very opposed to drugs. Absolutely, no
drugs allowed on premises.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I don't know why. Somebody must have tipped somebody off.
The police showed up over at John's house, really and
were there drugs? They nosed around a little bit and
found thirty two ounces of cocaine.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
They should have done it the way they do those
gun for his own signs. Those always work. Thirty six
grams of oxy oxy cottons, four hundred and forty two
grams of marriage you wanna, I think it's pronounced marijuana, but.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Seventeen grams of alprosos LAMB don't know what that is.
Six grams of more four grams of a myth. I
also found about twenty thousand dollars in cash and multiple
hand gun Again, we don't know what or who tipped
off the authorities. But uh, I'm no expert on math,

(15:14):
but they didn't drive up and see the sign out
front and turn around and leave, So it just did
not work the way he hoped it would.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I feel like that's not a lot of math, but
still more than you're supposed to have, right.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
More than you're allowed. Yeah, especially when you throw you know,
the cocaine and the oxy and the other stuff, you know.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
And you shouldn't mix those. Probably not No, probably not
a good idea. Probably shouldn't do any of them, much
less mix them.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's upsetting. Well, now, I guess the police have, you know,
profilers that they are. They're probably gonna drive around and
look for signs that say no drugs allowed and start
busting some heads.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Honestly, it's not the worst idea I've ever heard. I mean,
you probably bust a lot of people that way.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know if you've made a big deal of
it yet or not, but If you haven't, you probably should.
Today is Notional Croc Day. And I'm not talking about
Florida reptiles. I'm talking about the shoes obviously, and I
still don't think it's appropriate to wear them to work.
But if somebody in your office does show up in crocs, also,

(16:17):
don't forget, it's National Slap your Coworker Day, So it
just falls right in your lap, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Do you remember the first time we ever saw crocs? Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I kind of do.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It was one of the most prophetic things about the
movie Idiocracy. It was what it was, a prophecy bill. Yeah,
they were trying to predict the future. And back when
they made the movie Idiocracy, crocs had not become a
popular shoe yet. It was a brand new thing. But
Mike Judge needed people on the set to have some
uniformity to their costumes, to the way they were dressed
in the movies, so he picked out crocs and no
one had ever heard of these before.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
But yeah, I was just thinking. So there was the
wardrobe woman whatever, I don't know, what do you costume designers?
The official title she you know, she had a limited
budget also, and for the shoes, so this we shot
it in two thousand and four.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
She goes, she tells me, Okay, there's a.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Startup and it was Crocs, but they weren't out in
the world yet, but it was a small company.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
And she goes, look at these.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Are these horrible plastic shoes. So we could really save
a lot of money just put everyone in these things.
And then I said, well what if? But what if
by the time the movie comes out, what if everyone's
what if these become popular before wearing them?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Shit, oh, these are never going to become buck Now
it's crock Day, and now it's National Crock Day. It's
also an idiocracy day. Every day around here reading is
indiocracy Day. Okay. Sean Payton has responded to Russell Wilson
as the ESPN host is calling out the Bronco coaches

(17:44):
bum behavior. Do you think he was a bum? You guys, Oh,
he's a bum? Get him out of Apparently, Peyton told
reporters yesterday that in no way, shape or form was
he intending to criticize Wilson with his words when he
called him a bomb, calling the Broncos coach class list,
and Peyton said when it was asked if he had
seen Wilsons social media post. He said, I did see

(18:05):
it in the euphoria the way that game unfolded. That
was strictly about Jackson Dart And that was in no way,
shape or form anything that was directed at Russ. And
I might be able to see how he might perceive that,
coming off that win and watching how Dark played. That
wasn't any intention at all for me to call people
class lists or bums or any of that. Okay, And
I believe him because why, of course you do, Because

(18:25):
why would he lie? Yeah? Why would he lie? Yeah?
People don't lie about stuff like that. That's not the
kind of thing you'd lie about so as to avoid
having to talk about it more later. Certainly not the
guy who killed that pretty blond lady on the Charlotte train. Uh.
The man who's was I believe, if I'm not mistaken,
didn't he have dark hair and dark eyes? Believe you do.
Uscribed in Charlotte, nor North Carolina. The career criminal accused

(18:50):
of fatally stabbing the Ukrainian refugee Irena Zarutska on the
Charlotte light rail system was indicted yesterday by a federal
grand jury on charges could land him the death penalty. Well, yeah,
so this gentleman, the killer I won't say his name,
he doesn't deserve to be famous, was charged with violence
against a railroad carrier and Matt's transportation system, resulting in death,

(19:11):
according to the indictment, which is actually nobody do we
have to pretend that we don't know this guy's guilty.
We've all millions of people have watched that video.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I do wonder why it is that we're told to say, allegedly,
the suspect of the blah blah blah, there's a video
of him just standing up over her with a thing
and just stabbing it into her in her screaming and
everybody else reacting and that, But we're supposed to believe, well,
maybe she did something.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
We all saw this.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't care what she could have done in that
seat that would have caused him.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
There's no excuse for that. Sorry, No, he just was
a crazy guy. Anyway, he's eligible for the death penalty now,
so good. I think he's guilty, and I think he
deserves the death penalty, and hail you, and I don't
feel sorry about saying any of that. And when he dies,
which I hope he does, I hope he is legally executed.
I will have a happy day that will make me happy.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Sure won't upset nobody down.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
We can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty Latinas.
If there are nine, they should be fine. These are big, juicy,
perfectly round booties that we simply can't let go miss
the president. Where are we going to find big booties
like these?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Canada?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Women in Canada have no booty.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Stay tuned for more.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Waltman Johnson