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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's not Garth. It's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is not what I thought it was going to be.
I thought this had something to do with earth wind
and fire.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh, I ain't never wind. I knew you though, I
can tell you that. All right, hang on, you don't
have a drummer. Oh there he is. I have immediately
lost interest in this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Luckily I never had any interest in it, so I
don't feel the lost, don't you're feeling. I don't understand
what this has to do with the earth wind and fire.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Someone told us this was an earth wind and fire
cover and you believe. Well, I guess I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I reached this gastling and told you that because he
wanted to get some publicity. I like him better than Garth, though.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It says September in the Park is the ultimate earth
wind and Fire in Chicago. Oh. I feel like we
just got tricked into playing something and promoting it on
the radio. I thought it was going to be a mashup,
like all of a sudden, they'd be like Saturday. No.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, I was just reading a story about an Australian
broadcaster works for the Australian Broadcast corporation. Her name is
Sarah Ferguson, and she was the lucky person that got
to interview Kamala Harris recently about her new book. Kamala
has been traveling extensively to promote the book, and so
(01:20):
earlier this week she faced an interview with the Australian lady,
Sarah Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And I had to tell you, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Don't know anything about Sarah, but I do love the
fact that she called Kamala out to her face, and
not just called her out, but the way she did it.
Then we're talking about Biden's mental acuity and the ability
to serve if he were to run for president and all,
and she at some point asked, well, didn't you have
a responsibility?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You were one of the people in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Shouldn't you, as an American step up and say something
at that point, and Kamala says, I didn't question Joe
Biden's capacity to be president at all, And then she
went off and some other topic. Basically refused to answer
the question and danced around the subject. So Sarah says,
(02:09):
I want to interrupt you here because this is a
world class pivot. Really, she told that to her, that
is not the question that I asked you, which she
started answering, which was about Joe Biden's failure to recognize
his frailties and that you didn't admit to them either,
(02:30):
And so then you know, Kamalo was like, in what
regard please.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She got very very upset, which makes me happy. Yeah,
I like when Kamala gets upset.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He is a world class pivot from the question that
I asked.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
On Monday, a Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson showed
up to court for a virtual zoom hearing wearing his
uniform top and badge.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What was virtual? So, yeah, people do that all the time.
They just you know, point the camera from the table
or the desk up and you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't know what they're wearing. But no pants. Well how
did they know?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He wasn't wearing pants, He wasn't sitting behind a proper table.
He was seated higher than the camera, so it showed
him sitting in his boxers with bare legs. So he
just had the camera angle wrong. Now you could see
underneath whatever it was he was sitting. But yeah, you
can think coffee tables not high enough you could actually
see it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
He's a brother too, mister, Oh look at that. You
could see right between his legs.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I know what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I mean, I don't look, I didn't. I'm not the
one that told him to do this. But here's the judge,
Sean Perkins reacting to seeing this man's well, we'll let have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
A police officer, Yes, officer Jackson basking him at thirty
nine nineteen out of twelve precinct.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right, you got you got some pants, officer in
the no suck you want to you want to go
ahead and put some pants on there before the court comes. Bro,
we can see up her shorts. I mean, for goodness,
christ Man, have some dignity for crying out loud.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He didn't light it. Well though, it's kind of dark
up in there. Yeah it was kind of dark. Well, yeah,
it's a it's a dark or the high you go?
All right? Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know there music related news today, and this is
big time for my people. There's speculation that Mega Death
will have a new version of Ride the Lightning on
their next album. Now as you know, the original song
by Metallica was originally written by Dave Mustaine when he
was still in the band, but then he got kicked
out of the band. He had a long riff with
Metallica for as he believes, stealing his signature riffs. Here
(04:38):
are three examples of him taking credit for Ride the Lightning.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I can't remember what the name of the song was
if they call it, but it was, what the hell
that's called?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Figure out hell? It kind of looks like a spider,
so I called it a spider.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The spider cord.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
When I did it in Metallica it was a.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
And I told him when I left, do not use
my music, and of course they used it. They write
the Lightning I wrote. You listen to the riffs, you
know they're my riffs. It's like boeing. You think I'm
going to all of a sudden hear my riff and
say that's not me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I wrote a lot of their music that made them,
and all the solos on that first record were mine
the best. Kirk could try and copy them.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's one of Metallica's most famous songs, and Metallica is
probably the most famous metal band that ever existed. Dave
Mustaine pretending he doesn't know what the song is called
is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, them pretending they didn't know those were his rifts.
It is probably not funny to him.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Mustain played on the Ride the Lightning album in nineteen
eighty four, but Metallica fired him after it was recorded
in eighty three before it got released. Have you ever
had a rift with someone that lasted decades? No, he
had a rift over his riffs.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I see what you did.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Anyway, Now, apparently there's going to be a mega Death
album that will include Ride the Lightning on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It, and I am curious.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You gotta admit this is a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Guys, that's huge.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, you might not care, but me and Billy at
Junior care.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh yeah, that's where I've heard about all this already.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, and Billy at Junior and I are right, we
know what's going on. We're on the cusp man.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, he'll start talking about that and I do the
same thing I do here as I just like hould
the phone away from my ear and kind of look
around the room, like what else was going on on?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What how dare you insult all the metal head ten
percent out there?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That dare me? I stand?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm here to represent the metal heads in the Walton
and Johnson audience.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah, today's show is brought to you by fun sized
candy bars, because there's nothing more fun than eating ten
of them and telling yourself that, since they were small,
those calories don't really count.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know what I love about Halloween if the one
night of the year to choose to unleash their inner
ho back Walton and Johnson Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We can I say something mean, Well, sure, I'm sitting
here watching video of people on TikTok complaining that they
don't have any food because the food stamp thing is
about to run out on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And it's weird that they're already apparently stealing food, you know,
to survive when it actually hasn't run out or hasn't
run out long enough yet to cause anybody to be
starving so far.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But we in this just in this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Room, over the last few days, have watched several videos.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh, there's a lot of videos of people complaining about
how their life is just it's pretty much over. They're
hanging by a thread now because of this discovernment thing,
which is all Trump's fault of course.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, and every single one of these people.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What do they all have in common? I see where
you're going with this. How is visual? How is it
that you need the government to feed you but you're.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Fat?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They are. They're fat. We're talking big, like big girls.
This is a big I won't say what color she
is because it doesn't matter. It's a big, fat woman,
very large. Right, looks like she needs a special sized
vehicle for her to get wherever she's going. And here
she is explaining how we're just gonna have to tolerate
crime now because of the government shut down.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
I've just seen a video about a guy. He says
that he works at Walmart. He had to close the
Walmart down because everybody came in shop with the food no,
because of people not getting their food stamps. I'm not
sure if it's one hundred or not.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's not, but.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
That's gonna be happening a lot, especially if people don't
get their benefits the beginning of November, which is kind
of halfway seeming like they're not, it's about to be
a lot of shoplift things. It's going to be a
lot of steal in.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Where do you think she gets that metric about halfway?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, the food stamp program snap benefits whatever runs out.
November one, the Department of Agriculturires stated funding for the
program has run dry. No benefits will be issued on
that date or passed until the government reopens. Hasn't happened yet,
and yet the stealing is already taking place, because well,
(09:31):
it's an opportunity, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Isn't it amazing how every time the government does something
that affects the useless people, suddenly you'll see all these
videos on the Internet of useless people explaining the government
like they have advanced law degrees.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right, oh yeah, they all know where where.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It feels like it's about halfway not gonna end the shutdown,
Like what, well according to what? How do you know what?
Who's the Senate minority leader? Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Who's in charge of the Senate? Who's the House whip?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You? No? You know?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh you just told us this metric fifty percent chants
it's not what they're like the expert now, so tell
me more.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I mean it doesn't matter, but it kind of does
because there's too many stupid people out there to begining
a platform. It's like earlier we watched that video that
woman explaining the government shutdown in her underwear, and she
thought there were four billion people on government aid.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And eleven billion at that point.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It went from four to eleven billion just in the
last four years of the Biden administration.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Basically, it's what she was getting at.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And she wasn't even that hot, right, that's the craziest
thing about it. We watched this other video of this woman,
the slutty palaeontologist. Yeah, the sludy mids. They're all mids basically,
but they're doing something, you know, like bouncing up and
down so their boobs will vibrate while she's talking her
as she'll stand there in her little panties. And that's
(10:51):
enough for you guys. You've watched thousands of these videos,
haven't you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What if a guy did that?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What if I stood here in a pair of underpants
that were five eyes is too small, with the head
of my junk popping out the side there while I
explained free market economics. If we need to see that,
but that's what they're doing, that's the equivalent of it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Maybe just you know, maybe show some brain what about that?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What if I was just sitting there with some butt
cleavage going on while I try to explain to you
why the Russian Ukraine war won't end until we figure
out the petro situation in that region. It's like, wow, look, guys,
you know it's an oil and gas crisis and it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You know, there's only one way to find out the
reaction to that. And I think today's the day you
post that video, Kinney. You do that for who? My
followers wouldn't want to see that? Well, we don't know
that until you try.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Most of my followers are middle aged married men who
read my tweets. They're not even looking at me. They
listen to me on the radio. If I started posting
thirst trap videos where I explain political stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I would hate me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well yeah, if I saw someone do that, I would
not like that. I mean, I've seen it twice today.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Any of that.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's how you know the world's getting it's it is idiocracy, absolutely, yep.
The Federal Reserve has just announced the latest interest rate cuts,
the second cut this year. Isn't this amazing? Months ago,
we were able to get inflation down if the government
moved at the speed of the free market. Excuse me,
let me start that sentence over. If the free market
(12:16):
started moved at the speed of the government. The grocery
stores would all be empty. Yeah, there'd be nothing. There'd
be nothing for anyone.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Now, whether it had to do with the interest rates
or something else going on. Trump and China getting along.
Dow which was down a little yesterday now up to
sixty two, and a NASDAG, which was up yesterday is
now down a little over two hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know. So that's how we played a game. You
know what. You should have explained that in your underwear
on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I probably should. I'm afraid a little more was
gonna hang out than you was.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hey, but you want people to care, right, you know
this isn't that really what's important?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go strip down,
y'all get the camera ready. I'll need some lighting while
he's doing that.
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Speaker 2 (14:02):
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It's not Garth. It's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is not what I thought it was going to be.
I thought this had something to do with earth wind
and fire.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh, I ain't never wind. I knew you though, I
can tell you that. All right, hang on, you don't
have a drummer. Oh there he is. I have immediately
lost interest in this.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Luckily I never had any interest in it, so I
don't feel the lost, don't you're feeling. I don't understand
what this has to do with the earth wind and fire.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Someone told us this was an earth wind and fire
cover and you believe. Well, I guess I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I reached this gastling and told you that because he
wanted to get some publicity. I like him better than Garth, though.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It says September in the Park is the ultimate earth
wind and Fire in Chicago. Oh. I feel like we
just got tricked into playing something and promoting it on
the radio. I thought it was going to be a mashup,
like all of a sudden, they'd be like Saturday. No.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, I was just reading a story about an Australian
broadcaster works for the Australian Broadcast corporation. Her name is
Sarah Ferguson, and she was the lucky person that got
to interview Kamala Harris recently about her new book. Kamala
has been traveling extensively to promote the book, and so
(01:20):
earlier this week she faced an interview with the Australian lady,
Sarah Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And I had to tell you, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Don't know anything about Sarah, but I do love the
fact that she called Kamala out to her face, and
not just called her out, but the way she did it.
Then we're talking about Biden's mental acuity and the ability
to serve if he were to run for president and all,
and she at some point asked, well, didn't you have
a responsibility?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You were one of the people in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Shouldn't you, as an American step up and say something
at that point, and Kamala says, I didn't question Joe
Biden's capacity to be president at all, And then she
went off and some other topic. Basically refused to answer
the question and danced around the subject. So Sarah says,
(02:09):
I want to interrupt you here because this is a
world class pivot. Really, she told that to her, that
is not the question that I asked you, which she
started answering, which was about Joe Biden's failure to recognize
his frailties and that you didn't admit to them either,
(02:30):
And so then you know, Kamalo was like, in what
regard please.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She got very very upset, which makes me happy. Yeah,
I like when Kamala gets upset.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He is a world class pivot from the question that
I asked.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
On Monday, a Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson showed
up to court for a virtual zoom hearing wearing his
uniform top and badge.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What was virtual? So, yeah, people do that all the time.
They just you know, point the camera from the table
or the desk up and you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't know what they're wearing. But no pants. Well how
did they know?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He wasn't wearing pants, He wasn't sitting behind a proper table.
He was seated higher than the camera, so it showed
him sitting in his boxers with bare legs. So he
just had the camera angle wrong. Now you could see
underneath whatever it was he was sitting. But yeah, you
can think coffee tables not high enough you could actually
see it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
He's a brother too, mister, Oh look at that. You
could see right between his legs.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I know what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I mean, I don't look, I didn't. I'm not the
one that told him to do this. But here's the judge,
Sean Perkins reacting to seeing this man's well, we'll let have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
A police officer, Yes, officer Jackson basking him at thirty
nine nineteen out of twelve precinct.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right, you got you got some pants, officer in
the no suck you want to you want to go
ahead and put some pants on there before the court comes. Bro,
we can see up her shorts. I mean, for goodness,
christ Man, have some dignity for crying out loud.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He didn't light it. Well though, it's kind of dark
up in there. Yeah it was kind of dark. Well, yeah,
it's a it's a dark or the high you go?
All right? Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You know there music related news today, and this is
big time for my people. There's speculation that Mega Death
will have a new version of Ride the Lightning on
their next album. Now as you know, the original song
by Metallica was originally written by Dave Mustaine when he
was still in the band, but then he got kicked
out of the band. He had a long riff with
Metallica for as he believes, stealing his signature riffs. Here
(04:38):
are three examples of him taking credit for Ride the Lightning.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I can't remember what the name of the song was
if they call it, but it was, what the hell
that's called?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Figure out hell? It kind of looks like a spider,
so I called it a spider.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The spider cord.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
When I did it in Metallica it was a.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
And I told him when I left, do not use
my music, and of course they used it. They write
the Lightning I wrote. You listen to the riffs, you
know they're my riffs. It's like boeing. You think I'm
going to all of a sudden hear my riff and
say that's not me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I wrote a lot of their music that made them,
and all the solos on that first record were mine
the best. Kirk could try and copy them.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's one of Metallica's most famous songs, and Metallica is
probably the most famous metal band that ever existed. Dave
Mustaine pretending he doesn't know what the song is called
is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, them pretending they didn't know those were his rifts.
It is probably not funny to him.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Mustain played on the Ride the Lightning album in nineteen
eighty four, but Metallica fired him after it was recorded
in eighty three before it got released. Have you ever
had a rift with someone that lasted decades? No, he
had a rift over his riffs.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I see what you did.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Anyway, Now, apparently there's going to be a mega Death
album that will include Ride the Lightning on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It, and I am curious.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You gotta admit this is a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Guys, that's huge.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, you might not care, but me and Billy at
Junior care.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh yeah, that's where I've heard about all this already.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, and Billy at Junior and I are right, we
know what's going on. We're on the cusp man.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, he'll start talking about that and I do the
same thing I do here as I just like hould
the phone away from my ear and kind of look
around the room, like what else was going on on?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What how dare you insult all the metal head ten
percent out there?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That dare me? I stand?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm here to represent the metal heads in the Walton
and Johnson audience.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah, today's show is brought to you by fun sized
candy bars, because there's nothing more fun than eating ten
of them and telling yourself that, since they were small,
those calories don't really count.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know what I love about Halloween if the one
night of the year to choose to unleash their inner
ho back Walton and Johnson Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We can I say something mean, Well, sure, I'm sitting
here watching video of people on TikTok complaining that they
don't have any food because the food stamp thing is
about to run out on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And it's weird that they're already apparently stealing food, you know,
to survive when it actually hasn't run out or hasn't
run out long enough yet to cause anybody to be
starving so far.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But we in this just in this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Room, over the last few days, have watched several videos.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh, there's a lot of videos of people complaining about
how their life is just it's pretty much over. They're
hanging by a thread now because of this discovernment thing,
which is all Trump's fault of course.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, and every single one of these people.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What do they all have in common? I see where
you're going with this. How is visual? How is it
that you need the government to feed you but you're.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Fat?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They are. They're fat. We're talking big, like big girls.
This is a big I won't say what color she
is because it doesn't matter. It's a big, fat woman,
very large. Right, looks like she needs a special sized
vehicle for her to get wherever she's going. And here
she is explaining how we're just gonna have to tolerate
crime now because of the government shut down.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
I've just seen a video about a guy. He says
that he works at Walmart. He had to close the
Walmart down because everybody came in shop with the food no,
because of people not getting their food stamps. I'm not
sure if it's one hundred or not.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's not, but.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
That's gonna be happening a lot, especially if people don't
get their benefits the beginning of November, which is kind
of halfway seeming like they're not, it's about to be
a lot of shoplift things. It's going to be a
lot of steal in.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Where do you think she gets that metric about halfway?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, the food stamp program snap benefits whatever runs out.
November one, the Department of Agriculturires stated funding for the
program has run dry. No benefits will be issued on
that date or passed until the government reopens. Hasn't happened yet,
and yet the stealing is already taking place, because well,
(09:31):
it's an opportunity, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Isn't it amazing how every time the government does something
that affects the useless people, suddenly you'll see all these
videos on the Internet of useless people explaining the government
like they have advanced law degrees.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right, oh yeah, they all know where where.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It feels like it's about halfway not gonna end the shutdown,
Like what, well according to what? How do you know what?
Who's the Senate minority leader? Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Who's in charge of the Senate? Who's the House whip?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You? No? You know?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh you just told us this metric fifty percent chants
it's not what they're like the expert now, so tell
me more.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I mean it doesn't matter, but it kind of does
because there's too many stupid people out there to begining
a platform. It's like earlier we watched that video that
woman explaining the government shutdown in her underwear, and she
thought there were four billion people on government aid.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And eleven billion at that point.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It went from four to eleven billion just in the
last four years of the Biden administration.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Basically, it's what she was getting at.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And she wasn't even that hot, right, that's the craziest
thing about it. We watched this other video of this woman,
the slutty palaeontologist. Yeah, the sludy mids. They're all mids basically,
but they're doing something, you know, like bouncing up and
down so their boobs will vibrate while she's talking her
as she'll stand there in her little panties. And that's
(10:51):
enough for you guys. You've watched thousands of these videos,
haven't you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What if a guy did that?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What if I stood here in a pair of underpants
that were five eyes is too small, with the head
of my junk popping out the side there while I
explained free market economics. If we need to see that,
but that's what they're doing, that's the equivalent of it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Maybe just you know, maybe show some brain what about that?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What if I was just sitting there with some butt
cleavage going on while I try to explain to you
why the Russian Ukraine war won't end until we figure
out the petro situation in that region. It's like, wow, look, guys,
you know it's an oil and gas crisis and it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You know, there's only one way to find out the
reaction to that. And I think today's the day you
post that video, Kinney. You do that for who? My
followers wouldn't want to see that? Well, we don't know
that until you try.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Most of my followers are middle aged married men who
read my tweets. They're not even looking at me. They
listen to me on the radio. If I started posting
thirst trap videos where I explain political stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I would hate me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well yeah, if I saw someone do that, I would
not like that. I mean, I've seen it twice today.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Any of that.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's how you know the world's getting it's it is idiocracy, absolutely, yep.
The Federal Reserve has just announced the latest interest rate cuts,
the second cut this year. Isn't this amazing? Months ago,
we were able to get inflation down if the government
moved at the speed of the free market. Excuse me,
let me start that sentence over. If the free market
(12:16):
started moved at the speed of the government. The grocery
stores would all be empty. Yeah, there'd be nothing. There'd
be nothing for anyone.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Now, whether it had to do with the interest rates
or something else going on. Trump and China getting along.
Dow which was down a little yesterday now up to
sixty two, and a NASDAG, which was up yesterday is
now down a little over two hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know. So that's how we played a game. You
know what. You should have explained that in your underwear
on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I probably should. I'm afraid a little more was
gonna hang out than you was.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hey, but you want people to care, right, you know
this isn't that really what's important?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go strip down,
y'all get the camera ready. I'll need some lighting while
he's doing that.
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