Free The Nipples - FRI 8.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who works in the pharmaceutical industry, is obsessed with this guy,

(00:03):
and he was the first one to warn me about
the COVID vaccine. So my cousin has got pretty good
taste and in not getting injected with poison and country music.
Well good to know. Yeah, well it's just you know,
follow his advice for sure. Yeah it's true, guys. Donald
Trump's approval rating, by the way, currently higher than Joe

(00:23):
Biden's was at this time, no kidding, and higher than
the Democrat parties right now.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, the entire Democrat party, like Kennedy was just talking
about that, it's run by the loons on the far
far far far left, and the regular left leaning Democrats
they don't have the balls to step up to them
and tell their own party to back off.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I never want to assume that we've won a race
before we've participated in it.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Must not count your chickens or your ribbons before they
are hatched or put around your neck.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Let's pretend, hypothetically, all this redistricting nonsense thing comes of it.
Let's pretend Texas doesn't accomplish what they probably will. But
let's pretend they don't. Let's pretend California doesn't figure out
how to jerry mander more than they already have, it
will and you can't jerry mander Illinois more than they
already did.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It would be impossible to make that worse.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Right, let's pretend it doesn't happen. If we just got
into the new midterms next year without all the alterations
to our congressional maps, it does kind of seem like
the Republicans are still gonna win. But I mean, you know,
we're still a long way off. It's months before the
year even ends, much less the next election.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Right. Yeah, they make you think, some of this news
that the election is just it's it's right around the corner.
It's just any second now, there's just gonna be an
election pop up. What are you gonna do? Don't get
too worked up about it. Sometimes I think they just try.
There's too much. There's not too much news. There's only

(01:51):
a certain amount of news, but there's too many hours
in the day when they want to tell you the news,
so they have to start predicting it or making it
up and then late or they'll come back and tell
you all this stuff we told you yesterday. Turns out
that wasn't true at all. Now we're gonna tell you
some new stuff today. They got as believability issues as
the weather man. Yeah, there's something about that.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
There's this one line of work you can be in
in the media where you never have to be right.
All you have to have is an expensive haircut. And
we call that job all of it. No, I'm just kidding.
We call it the weather man. The weather man doesn't
have to do anything. The weather man could constantly be
wrong all the time, never right, and yet nobody cares.
It doesn't matter. I'm beginning to wonder if maybe we're

(02:32):
in the long wrong line.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Of work here. Guys. You'd rather be able to be
wrong all the time. You know, we're always right that
it's awkward. It doesn't even work for us. What's that
noise just flew over the plane. Here's some money got
kicked on the plane. Huh.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It happened again, guys, it has happened again, And somebody
has behaved poorly on a flight. And we've got the
news you here on the Walton Johnson Show. This report
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Speaker 2 (03:04):
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Speaker 3 (03:22):
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Speaker 1 (03:23):
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Speaker 2 (03:42):
And you won't die from it. You'll wake up later.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Shocking new bodycam video shows a Southwest pilot being pulled
off a flight by police moments before it was due
to have taken off over fears that he was and
I love this the way they described it in the report,
so drunk that he couldn't see what. They said that
he was blind drunk. He was so drunk that he
lost his eyesight. That's what they claim in the report.

(04:06):
I don't know if it's true or not. His name's
David alcip He's fifty two. He got arrested for a
dui earlier this year at the Savannah Hilton Head International
Airport in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
When you say a dui, wouldn't that be an f ui?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean billy, and I thought the same thing. I
get it.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is it a dui? If you're flying? He's not driving anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
He was due to captain the flight three seven seven
two to Chicago.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Does he need eyes to fly a plane? He suggests,
it's probably better. Yeah, with Well, he.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Was apprehended in his cockpit pause for a laughter after
TSA officers notified police they suspected he was drunk. It's
unclear what raised their suspicions, but one officer filmed confronting
alcip on the jet bridge said he wreaked a booze
and apparently he's blaming it on his nicotine pouch.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I watch pouch. They say I had a pouch. I
think they mean Zion's and Zenz al sip was get
them real pouches. It's like when they put skull in
a pouch foris out there. Uh, but it's very popular, right, now, Billy,
and you know, be in a sissy. He's a real
popular thing. It's really easy. No, the pouches, Yah, Tucker

(05:18):
Carlson does it. Don't you like him? We're talking about
Zion again now right, well the nicotine pouch.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Anyway, this guy was alcip was conducting pre check flights
with passengers already on board when police came onto the plane,
escorted him off the vessel and asked him about his
alleged recent alcohol consumption.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Was he drinking at the bar at the airport or
did he get drunk on the way to the airport.
He was, he drunk the night before and it was
he was still drunk. I mean, that's a lot of drunk.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
He did admit to enjoying alcohol, but kind of like
Brett Kavanaugh. He said he had a few beers the
night before. He likes beer. Beer's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah. The beer, Yeah, beer he had was good.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, he said it was the night before, but he
said it was like ten hours ago at least. That's
an exact quote by a suspicious cop to define a
few beers.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
All cops all suspicious, by the way, that's not what
they mean. Billy, Mister I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Al Alca proplied that he drunk like three Miller lights
with his first officer.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
He claimed here he threw his first officer under the
bus too, the alleged smell of a drunk for you.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Cops were suspicious of the smell of boost, and they
asked him to undergo a field sobriety test. Initially, he refused,
saying the tests weren't necessary, but ultimately he complied with
the officer's orders and performed the test on the jetway.
I think we're actually watching it right now, uh, in
the studio here on our computer.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
And he looks, you know what he looks like? What
does he look like? He looks like one of those
floats in a Macy's Thanksgiving parade that the wind started
blowing it it started wobbling.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, he does look a little bit like he got
stung by a bee too, but that might have more
to do with his dime muscle in his back. Yeah,
well that's possible anyway. So he failed to the three
tests and was then taken He was asked to undergo
a blood draw to determine his blood alcohol content.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, he refused that.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Police escorted him off the plane, he was cuffed, he
was put in the back of a cop car. You
understand what happens next, driven away for further questions. And uh,
he has been fired by Southwest Airlines. But don't worry, folks,
he hadn't had a trial or anything. Yeah, he will
be gainfully employed in no time at Spirit Airlines. I'm
sure they'll be more than happy that just he just
passed their test. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I always

(07:30):
like to have a couple of drinks at the pilot
before the flight to figure out if he's a good guy.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
You don't relaxes both of you.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, it makes me feel better, and then I know
if I could trust him, because you know, if he's
al Qaeda, he's not going to.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Have a bourbon with you way to testing right there.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, those Muslims, they do a lot of suspicious stuff,
but one thing they want to do is have a drink
with you.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You know what you do is you can put bacon
in cocktails out well, for like bloody married, bloody Mary rare,
but also bourbon. Really you have a good uh, like
a bourbon with a chunk of bacon in it. Man,
that's good.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It never even occurred to me that I could do that,
And now that I've heard you say it out loud,
I feel like my life is incomplete.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I probably should have said it was brown sugar bacon.
Does that make it better? Way? Better? Yeah? I like
the peppery stuff myself. What do you think that doing?
Not with the bourbon?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
That sounds like a challenge?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Brown sugar bourbon? You know that's that's the way to go. Well,
it's commercial break right now. Can we get arrested if
we drink bacon bourbon on the air?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Uh No? But before we go, I have breaking news.
This just in and this is the kind of thing
we stopped the show for. Wait, hang on now it's
in Yeah, right there it is. There's a new Britney
Spears video out oh of her, of her having a
meltdown in her own you will, yeah, pretty much. In
this new video, Brittany is, of course, dancing to a

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song and a skimpy outfit like she does, and at
some point she loses control of her nipples.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
What I believe her name is it? Doesn't she call
herself river Red?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Isn't that?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well? She's changed that a time or two as well,
So yes, there's a I'm seeing it out wardrobe malfunction.
Nipples break free from her dance in a dance video
to a song anytime, any place. She's wearing a gold
micro mini semi transparent dress and high heels, and apparently

(09:21):
when they try to break free, she, of course having
her nipples break free all the time, is accustomed to it.
She immediately grabs her breasts and clan, oh, you have
you found it too. I have a theory about this.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I have a theory about what we're seeing here in
this video when she dances like that and her nipples
pop out and she pretends to get embarrassed, I don't
think she's being sincere.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
What no, I think you mean she wanted that to happen.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think she wanted it to happen, and she wanted
us to think that she was embarrassed, when in fact,
her nipples were the point of the video.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm gonna have to watch it a few more times
before I can say for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Cute little dog you've got there, But hold on, In
a previous life, he could have been George Washington, nice cat,
perhaps Annie Oakley, And look at him? Why it's Napoleon
reincarnation What human being was your pet in a previous lifetime?

Speaker 5 (10:14):
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call this number. Just answer simple questions with your touchtne
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eighteen get permission call now learn who your.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Pet was as a human in a previous lifetime. This
is the Walton and Johnson Show. Guys, Yes, the show's
coming back. It's hard to break the suction they've created
on this Britney Spears video.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Now cut yourself loose, return that off. We're watching weightlifting
videos now. They put a pretty girl on a piano,
and then they got a guy in a tuxedo, and
then and a piano obviously, and.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Then this other dude.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
He's doing a sort of a what is he ur
is sort of a headstand of sorts.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
They balanced the piano on his lower torso he's doing
hip thrusting, but he's frozen in the thrust up position.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
And a pianist stands on his penis. They put the
piano on his hips, and then the pianist and then
the guy playing the piano.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I call him a piano player because you know, you
get misunderstood. No, but I mean, but then the guy
actually stood on it. The guy ever actually lift anything?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Though?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, I think he did. Hang on, Let's watch it again.
Maybe No, I don't want to watch it again. He
looks like, uh, what was his name? What was that
guy's name? Bam bam bigewoe? Is that his name? Do
you remember bam bam mean from the Flintstones? Bam bam rubble.
That's a different No, it's a different bam bam.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Anyway, we're just during commercial break here.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We like watching weight lit. But have you all seen
this Britney Spears video with her nippleschot? We just did
that in the last segment.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Billy I got oh okay, I went into the bathroom
not long ago, and I will tell you weird stuff
happens in that bathroom.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Whatever happened in the Mills room stays in the Meal's room.
That's the law.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
There's this guy, he does traffic here. I'm not going
to say who he is because there's more than one
traffic guy. I'm not going to throw him under the bus.
Why do we have more than one? I know, like
a waste of.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Money, doesn't seem like a waste of money I have
in one seems like never mind.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And he goes to the bathroom and he shuts the
door and then very loud on his phone. He'll play
audio because he doesn't want us to hear what he's
doing in there.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh, the old bodily noises. Embarrassment. Huh, man, I tell you,
I don't know why you'd be embarrassed by something so natural.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You're in the men's room. It's not going to be
a sham where you're supposed to do that. That is where
you're supposed to do it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I try to make extra noise just so everybody will
know just how manly I am. Wow, Billy, Yeah, that's
big of you, you know anyway, they say.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
In other news, speaking of men making noises, a man
in the Los Angeles area was finally arrested this week
after months of blaring a train horn from his house.
He had his train horn, and he had his house,
and he decided that he was going to make a
lot of noise. He says he was doing it because
he was being threatened and the police weren't doing enough.
Here is the man blaring the horn for you. His

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name's Gary Boyaz is on and let's just go Gary
and his neighbor's talking about what's going on.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
He does this periodically several times during the day. It
only shuts off when the air runs out because it's
blasted by air. Then he turns it back on. It
has a range of three and a half miles. It
is an actual train horn.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I want justice to be served. I do sincerely apologize
to my neighbors. I honestly, to God, I'm so sorry
to discomfort you guys in your own home doing it.
I don't know what else to do. I mean, I
hear what he's saying. He needs help, But what kind
of help does he need?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Three cup cars showed up there or here for about
a half hour, and they all turn around and hopped
in their cars and drove away. All right, okay, okay, okay.
So cops arrested him outside his house. When they did it,
he was screaming at the top of his lungs for
people to call nine one one.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
What do you want the cops to call him? They're
already there. Why is he feeling threatened? He's out now.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
He says he has no plans to stop blasting the
horn and that's mounted high on a palm tree. There's
nothing you could do about it. This happened in southern California.
Van Noise, the van Noise his neighborhood. Is that a
nice place and wherever? If you say so, I don't again.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You've trained me to assist you, and it's not my
job to tell people that they did something wrong. All right, Sorry,
if I feel very uncomfortable. It doesn't explain what he's
being threatened for. I don't know the report. Journalism is
so bad lately. It's just you don't even have to
explain the story to publish a story. It's that's how
bad journalism has become. You know, those standards have never

(14:31):
been lower, Billy, I'd no, never havel. No, they really haven't. Anyway.
By the way, I found out why the Mexican government
put that little issued up. Remember when the president of Mexico,
that Jewish lady.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yes, she told Trump because he said, we're going to
start cracking down on the cartels in Mexico. And she said, well,
you're not going to have any American troops on the
ground in my country.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, we don't need to. The Mexican government decided they
would cooperate with Trump and his crackdown on the cartels
by flying a couple of dozen cartel high ups. I
don't know if they were you know, different leaders flew
them to America. So instead of us going down there

(15:20):
and getting them, she is having them sent to us
right to our door. You can door dash a cartel leader,
you can. And now they plan on taking them to prison. Wow. Yeah,
that's incredible. Who knew it was that that going for us?
We don't have to go to Mexico to you know,
take on Now. I don't know how much longer she

(15:40):
has to live. You know, it's Mexico.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
And yeah it's a touchy subject the so but you know,
good on her. As AOC would tell you, the cartels
control and influence the federal government all the way up
to the tippy tippy top.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Very very tippy.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Now, one person that is not pleased with the fact
that we're cracking down on crime is the smartest woman
in skid Row. Maxine Waters. Oh boy, Maxine Waters says
that Donald Trump is about to declare martial law. What
does that mean? She doesn't know, but she loves talking
about it.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
We know that this president would love to call Marshal
order and to say that he's protected.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Call it what Marshall, Marshal order, Marshall order.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
We know that this president would love to call Marshal
order and to say that he's protecting the citizens against
us those that he had deemed are part of DEI
diversity and inclusion in all of.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
That, what you had heard today.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Not a clue he was California organized. What you heard
today was our Citizens Commission is prepared to work with
us to ensure that we do it the right way.
The governor has described I think, in very detail, how

(16:58):
we are going to make sure that the people of California,
the people.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
The.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Voters, the citizens are so important at election time.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
When she says the people, I think she's talking about
gang members, illegal immigrants in the homeless.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah. I mean we said it here, They've said it
on the news. Gavin Newsom even admitted it. Now. Trump
is against crime. So all the Democrats got together and
they decided we're for crime. More crime, the better. It's
a bold strategy. Let's see if it works for him.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The people.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, I'll just see some big just walking just right
over here, right everybody by way right over here. I swear,
I promised you right over there. They just it's around.
I just I'll just cut walk. I've seen it, seen
me see it, so in my head, I'm like, no,
I gotta go man, I'm all. Stay tuned for more
Waltman Johnson