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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It didn't sound the way he looks. And what the
hell is he talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Oliver Anthony's new song about getting divorced. It's
called Scornful Woman. She's got a side to her. What
is there on a woman's side that you're more interested
in than the front of the back? Why is he
singing all about her sides?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Might be gage?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Honestly, I didn't think about it that way, But you
raise a good point. Here's what I don't care about
Oliver Anthony. Last year he went viral for the song
about how he hated the government.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And then.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I don't think I could sing it because there's a
swear in the first line. Oh remember, there was no
how to self edit.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm and rhyming all day, working all night. That's how
it goes. Yes, you got me either, all right? I remember?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And now and now he's got a new song that's popular,
and it's about how a woman hurt him.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't know which these two things caused him more pain.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It sounds like that. He sounds like he's hurting pretty
bad right now. Boy, I gotta tell you I relate
with that. I hate the government. Anna, you remember you
were asking me about telling jokes and stuff before you know, like, well, uh,
well you don't why divorce is so expensive? Right? Why
is our expensive? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, I doul it's worth it. Well, speaking of going
virus speak speaking of going viral, A protester with halotosis bumps.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That's nasty. That's what I was wondering too. What are
it says? What are holotosis bumps?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think it's a typo in the headline here it says,
protester with halatosis bumps into representative burchase birch.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It bumps into oh, holosis bumps into you know what
alatosis is? Right, of course you do. I feel ridiculous even.
I mean, obviously I know what holotosis is.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
But for people that don't, you explain it to him?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, uh is that where you get like like scaly
skin or something.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, No, that's leprosy. That's different. Yeah, that's a whole
different thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Billy had go over a little closer to Kenny and
breathe on him.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No no, no, no, no, no no, don't do that.
He's got bad breath. He's been drinking coffee and eating kolachies.
Oh oh, halatosis is bad breath.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I get it. So it's not any bumps or anything.
Not usually. No, Yeah, there are symptoms and there are
things you can do to, you know, take care of it.
Poor oral hygiene. You didn't know I was gonna say hygiene,
did you? Yeah? Well, I guess it makes sense after
oral naturally, what would come next?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hygiene? Of course, obviously, obviously you know why. I think
I'm confused. I just got some lab test results back
you did you got? You went and test it again?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have like one of them by nine, get one free,
you know, like STD tests or something. I think I'm
just neurotic. I get some people get an annual physical.
I get you're single. I get three physicals a year
at this point. Oh boy, how many of the colonoscopies
have you had? I've never had a callonoscopy. I don't
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even get into that. I don't know what it is.
You know, it's weird about this, mister. Oh, you might
be the right audience for this.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't even know what RPR with reflex tighter is,
but I'm so relieved I don't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What is that? What is RPR? RPR? It's not like
a racing tar like call raising and that like a
a all PM. No, that's all PM. Never mine.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And that's the weirdest thing. I got something I didn't
even know what it was. I've been tested for it
four times since last December. Wow, and every one of
them says non reactive. I'm like, well, what the hell
is RPR? I don't know, but thank god I don't
have it. I don't want it. I don't want to
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
If you were supposed to have it and you didn't,
you're reading this whole test result wrong. You don't have RPR. No, No,
well you better get some. Do they have that at
getthet dot com? You think do you think it's a supplement?
And you save money on promo code? WJ there. I
know they've got a lot of good stuff there. I
had no idea, but I would look into it. All right,
Well do they have what is this other than glaucoma?
That's not a supplement? Right, No, that's that's an eye problem.
(04:02):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, that's good because I mentioned that in my article
that's being published.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You say, glock homa. I was thinking pistols for some reason. Yeah,
lean into the glock a little harder. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The irony of that is, uh, if you had glacoma,
you wouldn't be able to use your glock right, You
wouldn't be right when you shouldn't. You probably couldn't see
down the barrel there. You know, just because I have glaucoma,
does I mean I still can't drive forty miles over
the speed limit?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Good news for you? What's that? You don't have syphless?
I know that's what the email said. I just got Well,
that's what RPR tests used to find out if you're
positive for syphilis or not. Oh that's weird. I thought
it was two different things. Syphilis, the comments actually transmitted
disease and you know that. Blah blah blah. Other tests
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confirmed diagnosis, rule out false positives, false negatives, blah blah blah.
The RPR test is a blood test. You get blood
when you got tested? Or did you just spin in
the tube or did you just let a pretty nurse
look at it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what? You know what is interesting about it?
It's always blood and urine. That's what they always want
from you. They never want anything. There's there is there's
no way to test for venereal disease with an eyelash
or anything like that. It isn't that weird too, Like,
I know I don't have anything, I'm asymptomatic, and yet
when I get the results back, I'm so proud of myself. Oh, like,
I just passed the bar exam or something. I literally
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did nothing I couldn't have done less, right, more than once,
I didn't even need the test.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It just fits a relief to do it. You know,
it's so weird you just throw out passing the bar exam.
And I was just wondering last night late, how's Kim
Kardashian doing with her a bar exam? Has she taken
it yet? Has she? She's a lawyer, now right, didn't
she do that? Is she a lawyer? If you don't
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pass the bar, if you don't take the bar, you graduated,
maybe you went to law school. But if you don't
pass the bar, I don't think you're a lawyer. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So Kim Kardashian, you could tell she's getting old. She's
doing an underwear ad for her clothing line. And look
at this full bottom covered. What's even the point of this?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What the hell? Yeah? Look at that? It doesn't even
go up her butt. Crack. Oh, I bet it will.
But she'd take about three steps that that ass is
going eat dead on the world. You know, you make
a great point.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's gonna it's gonna eat it like a Hogy sandwich,
but noise. But right here in the advertisement, her butt's
completely covered. Yeah, that's how you know Kim Kardashi And
she's a mom right.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well yeah, and she is getting old. You know, she's
not that kid that was running around with Reggie Bush
back in the Superdome. Oh, she's never had a Bush.
I don't think a thank you. That's that's when I
met her. Most A lot of us ran into her
at a Saint's game years ago because she was in
the Reggie Bush sweet because you know, they were sweet
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on each other, get it. And she was out in
the hallway and people were She wasn't hugely famous back then.
She was just mildly famous, and she would stand and
take pictures with people.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, there's a news story today about Kim and her kids,
and it says that her daughter north got a finger piercing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What Northwest got a finger piercing? You mean she like
hit a nail and drove it through her she doesn't
strike me as the carpenter type.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Miss mister Kenneth, maybe you can answer, isn't it called
a dormal piercing dormal dormal normal d E.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
R M A L. Yeah, and hell a.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Y'all talking about the kids are piercing their middle fingers. Now,
that's a trend that people are getting into.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Huh. I don't know. I remember a long time ago
and these kids today.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I remember in the nineties I briefly had an ear
an earring in like a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, I'd love to have pictures of that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And once in a while someone will point out to
me they're like, you have your ears pierced. I'm like, no,
I don't. And they're like, look, there's a little dot
right there on your ear lobe. And I think, oh,
they're son.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
They're right back is back in the twentieth century. They're
right there. For like a month, I had an earring.
I forgot all about that. But the thing doesn't go away.
I'm not against the idea of getting something pierced or
some kind of a tattoo. Could never think of anything,
you know, like, what would I get tattooed that i'd
still want later on.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, exactly. That's the hardest part for me. And some
people will say, well, I'll get one and if I
don't like it later, I'll get another one, or I'll
have it, you know, written over and you can put
turn it into a flower or something. Bade the point
I get.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Bored with food halfway through a meal and I wish
I'd ordered something else, you know. Anyway, Representative Tim Burchett
had a scrap with a protester yesterday who had halatosis.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Bumps, really, so, I guess he just had halotosis. Oh,
that's right, we explained this. I remember he just bumped
into somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Tim Burchett and a protester who got into a fight
yesterday outside the Longworth House office building. It ended with
the Tennessee Republican forcefully shoving the man. But the thing
that was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
About it, well, that's not bumping into well, the guy
bumped into him. Oh so he got bumped and then
he pushed. You gotta admit this high. Do you have
a protester with bad breath? That's pretty clever. I never
thought of that. These people will show up at protests
with the airhorn they'll blow it in your ear.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh yeah, people are trying to retaliate legally because you
can't break somebody's ears with an air horn.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You didn't get a voovozela, right, remember them thing? Yeah,
the soccer thing. I had no idea what that was
until the soccer thing came to America and they started
blowing him voo uzel of things. That's about as annoying
a sound as there is. It is other than that
ship that's on the radio station down the dial. She's awful.
You know the one?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, you know the one. If I'm not mistaken, does it?
Does she have? Does she have halatosis? Is that why
it's so bad? You can get it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I've been witch hunt since day one. I've been fighting
acquisitions after acquisition. So did I divide the city?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, the city was designed before even stepped foot into
the off Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Watching the music
video during commercial break. It's Johnny Cash music video. Not
not that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, this is Trent Resnor. This was the song he
was doing a cover of. We were just watching it
during break. Nine Inch Nails is in town a week
from today. I have tickets. I mean, yeah, yes, thank you.
As a matter of I like that, mister Kanneth, thank
you for relating to my generation.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just remember seeing that t shirt you like to wear.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got a couple of them. I love nine inch Nails.
And a week from today they're in town. I've got
pit tickets. Dude, I'm gonna go hard in the pit, man,
I'm telling you, I'm getting pumped up.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Bro. I might even take steroids between now and then.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't know. I'm these little, these little skinny, little
goth wieners I'm running into in the pit next week.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Look out, bro, I lift. So they performed this Johnny
Cash song at their shows. Is that what they do?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, that's the thing, Billy. This is a nine inch
Nails song. Johnny Cash was doing a cover of Trent Resnor.
Watch Johnny Cash does a song, it's his song. Anybody
else does it? They're doing Johnny Cash. I think that
both Trent Resnor and Chris Cornell, the late Chris Cornell
of Soundgarden, who wrote Rusty Cage another song feature Yeah, yeah,
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a soundgardenka.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think they would agree with you. Actually, is that?
Was that a song about an old beater car? What
is rusty Cage about it? But it's about an old car. Yeah,
bikers call the guys that ride around in cars and trucks,
you know, like me, Uh, cages. You're gonna be in
your cage tonight. So a rusty cage just an old
beater car junker.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Let's see, rusty Cage is an American Yeah, yeah, I
guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah. Uh, I never heard the song, but I'm pretty
sure that's what they meant. No, you've heard it, you've
heard the Johnny Cash version. Prom Well, he did this
one too.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Rusty Cage is a sound Garden song and he did
a cover of it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's Johnny song. It was originally off Bad Motor Figure.
You wired me awake and hit me with the.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know how brilliant this album is Rick Crew. Don't
rick Rubdin't put a microphone in front of Johnny Cash.
Johnny sat on a couch with a guitar that was
pretty smart and one single microphone and he sang. And
then they took these high fidelity recordings and they over
dubbed everything else. They brought in strings and drums and
piano at bass.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All that stuff have thrown Johnny off if they'd all
done it at the same time. Rick Rubin had.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He produced every album differently, Like did you know he
produced every Red Hot Chili Pepper's album except for one
that was produced by George Clinton of p Funk All Stars.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh that's a man right there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But it wasn't the best album. The Rick Rubin albums
were the best. Rick Rubin made every album.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You got any soul in the yeah, no, doesn't hurt
myself song, that's pretty soulful. It is pretty soulful, But
I don't know if that's the same thing. It ain't
necessarily soulful. It's bluesy because the blues is always you know,
about how things has gone for bad words and ain't
getting better and I'm down, I'm out, my lady did this,
and my my homie did dad, and you know, I'm
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going to prison and all that kind of stuff. Man,
that's the blues.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, but you also just kind of described every country
music song if you think about it, your dog.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Ran away, unless it's that damn crap country.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh sure, yeah, No, I don't like that either. Yeah, yeah,
what's his name now, Morgan Wallen or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't you know, Hey, everybody liked something different. If
everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be trying to
get on a little mild lady. But that's sort of
how it goes, sort of like that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Morgan Wallen's whole thing is he's a country music singer,
but he uses drake beats. He's got like rap beats,
like an eight oh eight kick drum, but he's but
he's singing a country song. And I don't know how
you feel about that. I guess you know, things are
always supposed to change. I guess that's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, they that's the one thing you can count on,
is the change. Yeah, everything changes absolutely, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Like RFK Junior has decided we're not going to give
illuminum in mercury the little kids anymore as soon as
they're born. And for some reason that really upsets people
who get paid millions of dollars by big Pharma.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Those people that would be members of Congress, am I right,
among other people. We did get some emails about that,
and this guy apparently not a big fan of John
Kennedy of Louisiana. Kurt He says, if Kennedy was a
thinking man, he'd quit selling out to big pharma and
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go on the Southern comedy tour instead. Probably wait, make
way more money. He is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm sure that the person writing that email is right.
But when I think about the sellout senator to Big
Farma in Louisiana, I always think of Bill Cassidy for course.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, so any one of those people that if you
saw any of it, and it was hard to watch,
partly because it was very contentious and partly because RFK
Junior was speaking, Yeah, both of those things make it
awkward to sit in front of the TV and watch it.
But every one of those senators that was up there
arguingly with they were it was so heartfelt. They were
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so passionate about that. You could just see the dollar
signs rolling across their eyes. Yeah, like a slot machine.
Those people that are fighting the fight against making people healthier,
they're all being paid pharma.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And look, we don't lie about our business model here.
This is ad based content. Right, we're sponsored by companies,
and don't we don't endorse things that we don't believe in, right,
we don't.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I wouldn't endorse something if I didn't think it was
a good product. I would say no to it. But
I will tell you this, I don't know if I've
ever loved anything as much as the politician seemed to
love Big Pharma.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh nobody loves anything that much.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, well, anyway you said, you brought up John Kennedy.
He is in the news this week, but not because
of Big Pharma. He's really mad about those radioactive shrimp
we've been getting from Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's gonna turn you into a zombie or something. I
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Earlier this week, he took a screenshot from the movie Alien.
You remember that part of Alien where the alien's bursting
eye of the guy's chest.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh, who doesn't remember it? If you saw it, you
could have forgot everything else about that movie for thirty
years and still remember that. The guy's wearing that white
T shirt and all of a sudden, you know, he's
eating dinner, and all of a sudden, like and he
falls out on the table. That little alien just comes
ripping up at it his chest and he makes up face.
(16:03):
At what point did he put the top head on
and start dancing with the cane? Hello, my baby, Hello,
my honey.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think that's from a Mel Brooks movie or something. Well,
it was better than the original. What is that from?
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Was that in Living Color? I forget what that's from.
We're all thinking of the same thing, but it was
from a movie. Someone's about to email us. Was Bill
Paxton an alien? Or he was in Predator? Right?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He was in that.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm thinking of who was it that had the alien
pop out of his chest? Not Bill Paxton.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Because he was in the rest of the movie after that.
That's when they realized it's over. Man, it came over,
came over, It's done. It's over.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well anyway, John Kennedy was very mad about the radioactive shrimp,
so he got a poster board from the movie Alien.
And here's a little bit of what happened this week
on the floor of the Senate.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
This is a photograph of the alien from the movie
the movie Alien. This is what you could end up
looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen
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shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now, this is fascinating all by itself, just hearing it.
Looking at it's interesting, But is there anything as interesting
on the screen besides the poster from Alien? And John
Kennedy pointing to it. Very matter of factually as the
Senate staffer sitting there, straight faced, not even grinning.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
He looks very impressed by all of this.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He's not even laughing. How could you be part of
this and not have a sense of humor? I don't
get like I would assume to work at John Kennedy's office,
you've got to at least crack a smile once in
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You'd think so, at least when he's talking. Maybe y'all
not try to compete with him by being, you know,
the funny guy yourself. That's the boss's job.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You ever notice how the worst guy at every comedy
club is the guy that's trying not to laugh.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
They just laugh have fun. You came here to have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're doing a comedy sit Sunday, October fifth at Bad
Astronaut Brewing Company. Since it's on a Sunday this time,
we're gonna start at five.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And it's a fundraiser for very important calls that everybody
should get behind. Even if you can't make the show,
you should make a donation.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, you could go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org
and find tickets, but you can also go to any
one of our social media pages. Either Walton and Johnson
or Kenny Webster. You'll find a link at the top
of the page there. Tickets are cheap. They start at
twenty five bucks. One hundred percent of your donation goes
towards getting it's a donation. We're giving you a free
comedy show in exchange for a donation, and one hundred
percent of the money you give goes to wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We don't keep any with that. That's so important.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
All the comedians work for free, Chad Prayther, Jesse Payton,
Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, Billy ed Hatfield. We may add
one or two more, just a couple of feature comics
to come out a little closer to the event.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Some surprise acts we see. If you know Senator to
Kennedy would like to join us.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, that's the thing. If he's a show for Big
Pharma or radio actor Shrimp.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I don't know if he's gonna want money. Yeah, I
don't know if we're gonna want to get money away
from the warriors in the need of a wheelchair. It's
a great question. I don't think you would do that.
I don't actually know the guy. We'll have to ask him.
You know, you know, maybe well somebody will be looking
into which countries are sending us this radio actor shrimp Indonesia,
and well, he said, from multiple countries. You know, China's
famous for it, Vietnam famous for trying to get us
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to eat their crawfish. They're probably doing the same thing
with a shrimp. And why don't we unleash the Department
of War on these assholes? Huh about that? I say
this calls for action. And now nip it in the bud.
First sign of youngsters going wrong, you got to nip
it in the bud. Nipp it. Stay tuned for more.
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Waltman Johnson
It didn't sound the way he looks. And what the
hell is he talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Oliver Anthony's new song about getting divorced. It's
called Scornful Woman. She's got a side to her. What
is there on a woman's side that you're more interested
in than the front of the back? Why is he
singing all about her sides?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Might be gage?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Honestly, I didn't think about it that way, But you
raise a good point. Here's what I don't care about
Oliver Anthony. Last year he went viral for the song
about how he hated the government.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And then.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I don't think I could sing it because there's a
swear in the first line. Oh remember, there was no
how to self edit.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm and rhyming all day, working all night. That's how
it goes. Yes, you got me either, all right? I remember?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And now and now he's got a new song that's popular,
and it's about how a woman hurt him.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't know which these two things caused him more pain.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It sounds like that. He sounds like he's hurting pretty
bad right now. Boy, I gotta tell you I relate
with that. I hate the government. Anna, you remember you
were asking me about telling jokes and stuff before you know, like, well, uh,
well you don't why divorce is so expensive? Right? Why
is our expensive? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, I doul it's worth it. Well, speaking of going
virus speak speaking of going viral, A protester with halotosis bumps.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That's nasty. That's what I was wondering too. What are
it says? What are holotosis bumps?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think it's a typo in the headline here it says,
protester with halatosis bumps into representative burchase birch.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It bumps into oh, holosis bumps into you know what
alatosis is? Right, of course you do. I feel ridiculous even.
I mean, obviously I know what holotosis is.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
But for people that don't, you explain it to him?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, uh is that where you get like like scaly
skin or something.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, No, that's leprosy. That's different. Yeah, that's a whole
different thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Billy had go over a little closer to Kenny and
breathe on him.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No no, no, no, no, no no, don't do that.
He's got bad breath. He's been drinking coffee and eating kolachies.
Oh oh, halatosis is bad breath.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I get it. So it's not any bumps or anything.
Not usually. No, Yeah, there are symptoms and there are
things you can do to, you know, take care of it.
Poor oral hygiene. You didn't know I was gonna say hygiene,
did you? Yeah? Well, I guess it makes sense after
oral naturally, what would come next?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hygiene? Of course, obviously, obviously you know why. I think
I'm confused. I just got some lab test results back
you did you got? You went and test it again?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have like one of them by nine, get one free,
you know, like STD tests or something. I think I'm
just neurotic. I get some people get an annual physical.
I get you're single. I get three physicals a year
at this point. Oh boy, how many of the colonoscopies
have you had? I've never had a callonoscopy. I don't
(03:06):
even get into that. I don't know what it is.
You know, it's weird about this, mister. Oh, you might
be the right audience for this.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't even know what RPR with reflex tighter is,
but I'm so relieved I don't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What is that? What is RPR? RPR? It's not like
a racing tar like call raising and that like a
a all PM. No, that's all PM. Never mine.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And that's the weirdest thing. I got something I didn't
even know what it was. I've been tested for it
four times since last December. Wow, and every one of
them says non reactive. I'm like, well, what the hell
is RPR? I don't know, but thank god I don't
have it. I don't want it. I don't want to
know what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
If you were supposed to have it and you didn't,
you're reading this whole test result wrong. You don't have RPR. No, No,
well you better get some. Do they have that at
getthet dot com? You think do you think it's a supplement?
And you save money on promo code? WJ there. I
know they've got a lot of good stuff there. I
had no idea, but I would look into it. All right,
Well do they have what is this other than glaucoma?
That's not a supplement? Right, No, that's that's an eye problem.
(04:02):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, that's good because I mentioned that in my article
that's being published.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You say, glock homa. I was thinking pistols for some reason. Yeah,
lean into the glock a little harder. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The irony of that is, uh, if you had glacoma,
you wouldn't be able to use your glock right, You
wouldn't be right when you shouldn't. You probably couldn't see
down the barrel there. You know, just because I have glaucoma,
does I mean I still can't drive forty miles over
the speed limit?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Good news for you? What's that? You don't have syphless?
I know that's what the email said. I just got Well,
that's what RPR tests used to find out if you're
positive for syphilis or not. Oh that's weird. I thought
it was two different things. Syphilis, the comments actually transmitted
disease and you know that. Blah blah blah. Other tests
(04:49):
confirmed diagnosis, rule out false positives, false negatives, blah blah blah.
The RPR test is a blood test. You get blood
when you got tested? Or did you just spin in
the tube or did you just let a pretty nurse
look at it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what? You know what is interesting about it?
It's always blood and urine. That's what they always want
from you. They never want anything. There's there is there's
no way to test for venereal disease with an eyelash
or anything like that. It isn't that weird too, Like,
I know I don't have anything, I'm asymptomatic, and yet
when I get the results back, I'm so proud of myself. Oh, like,
I just passed the bar exam or something. I literally
(05:23):
did nothing I couldn't have done less, right, more than once,
I didn't even need the test.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It just fits a relief to do it. You know,
it's so weird you just throw out passing the bar exam.
And I was just wondering last night late, how's Kim
Kardashian doing with her a bar exam? Has she taken
it yet? Has she? She's a lawyer, now right, didn't
she do that? Is she a lawyer? If you don't
(05:48):
pass the bar, if you don't take the bar, you graduated,
maybe you went to law school. But if you don't
pass the bar, I don't think you're a lawyer. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So Kim Kardashian, you could tell she's getting old. She's
doing an underwear ad for her clothing line. And look
at this full bottom covered. What's even the point of this?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What the hell? Yeah? Look at that? It doesn't even
go up her butt. Crack. Oh, I bet it will.
But she'd take about three steps that that ass is
going eat dead on the world. You know, you make
a great point.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's gonna it's gonna eat it like a Hogy sandwich,
but noise. But right here in the advertisement, her butt's
completely covered. Yeah, that's how you know Kim Kardashi And
she's a mom right.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well yeah, and she is getting old. You know, she's
not that kid that was running around with Reggie Bush
back in the Superdome. Oh, she's never had a Bush.
I don't think a thank you. That's that's when I
met her. Most A lot of us ran into her
at a Saint's game years ago because she was in
the Reggie Bush sweet because you know, they were sweet
(06:45):
on each other, get it. And she was out in
the hallway and people were She wasn't hugely famous back then.
She was just mildly famous, and she would stand and
take pictures with people.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, there's a news story today about Kim and her kids,
and it says that her daughter north got a finger piercing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What Northwest got a finger piercing? You mean she like
hit a nail and drove it through her she doesn't
strike me as the carpenter type.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Miss mister Kenneth, maybe you can answer, isn't it called
a dormal piercing dormal dormal normal d E.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
R M A L. Yeah, and hell a.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Y'all talking about the kids are piercing their middle fingers. Now,
that's a trend that people are getting into.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Huh. I don't know. I remember a long time ago
and these kids today.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I remember in the nineties I briefly had an ear
an earring in like a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, I'd love to have pictures of that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And once in a while someone will point out to
me they're like, you have your ears pierced. I'm like, no,
I don't. And they're like, look, there's a little dot
right there on your ear lobe. And I think, oh,
they're son.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
They're right back is back in the twentieth century. They're
right there. For like a month, I had an earring.
I forgot all about that. But the thing doesn't go away.
I'm not against the idea of getting something pierced or
some kind of a tattoo. Could never think of anything,
you know, like, what would I get tattooed that i'd
still want later on.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, exactly. That's the hardest part for me. And some
people will say, well, I'll get one and if I
don't like it later, I'll get another one, or I'll
have it, you know, written over and you can put
turn it into a flower or something. Bade the point
I get.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Bored with food halfway through a meal and I wish
I'd ordered something else, you know. Anyway, Representative Tim Burchett
had a scrap with a protester yesterday who had halatosis.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Bumps, really, so, I guess he just had halotosis. Oh,
that's right, we explained this. I remember he just bumped
into somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Tim Burchett and a protester who got into a fight
yesterday outside the Longworth House office building. It ended with
the Tennessee Republican forcefully shoving the man. But the thing
that was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
About it, well, that's not bumping into well, the guy
bumped into him. Oh so he got bumped and then
he pushed. You gotta admit this high. Do you have
a protester with bad breath? That's pretty clever. I never
thought of that. These people will show up at protests
with the airhorn they'll blow it in your ear.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh yeah, people are trying to retaliate legally because you
can't break somebody's ears with an air horn.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You didn't get a voovozela, right, remember them thing? Yeah,
the soccer thing. I had no idea what that was
until the soccer thing came to America and they started
blowing him voo uzel of things. That's about as annoying
a sound as there is. It is other than that
ship that's on the radio station down the dial. She's awful.
You know the one?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, you know the one. If I'm not mistaken, does it?
Does she have? Does she have halatosis? Is that why
it's so bad? You can get it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I've been witch hunt since day one. I've been fighting
acquisitions after acquisition. So did I divide the city?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, the city was designed before even stepped foot into
the off Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Watching the music
video during commercial break. It's Johnny Cash music video. Not
not that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, this is Trent Resnor. This was the song he
was doing a cover of. We were just watching it
during break. Nine Inch Nails is in town a week
from today. I have tickets. I mean, yeah, yes, thank you.
As a matter of I like that, mister Kanneth, thank
you for relating to my generation.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just remember seeing that t shirt you like to wear.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got a couple of them. I love nine inch Nails.
And a week from today they're in town. I've got
pit tickets. Dude, I'm gonna go hard in the pit, man,
I'm telling you, I'm getting pumped up.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Bro. I might even take steroids between now and then.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't know. I'm these little, these little skinny, little
goth wieners I'm running into in the pit next week.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Look out, bro, I lift. So they performed this Johnny
Cash song at their shows. Is that what they do?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, that's the thing, Billy. This is a nine inch
Nails song. Johnny Cash was doing a cover of Trent Resnor.
Watch Johnny Cash does a song, it's his song. Anybody
else does it? They're doing Johnny Cash. I think that
both Trent Resnor and Chris Cornell, the late Chris Cornell
of Soundgarden, who wrote Rusty Cage another song feature Yeah, yeah,
(10:58):
a soundgardenka.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think they would agree with you. Actually, is that?
Was that a song about an old beater car? What
is rusty Cage about it? But it's about an old car. Yeah,
bikers call the guys that ride around in cars and trucks,
you know, like me, Uh, cages. You're gonna be in
your cage tonight. So a rusty cage just an old
beater car junker.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Let's see, rusty Cage is an American Yeah, yeah, I
guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah. Uh, I never heard the song, but I'm pretty
sure that's what they meant. No, you've heard it, you've
heard the Johnny Cash version. Prom Well, he did this
one too.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Rusty Cage is a sound Garden song and he did
a cover of it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's Johnny song. It was originally off Bad Motor Figure.
You wired me awake and hit me with the.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know how brilliant this album is Rick Crew. Don't
rick Rubdin't put a microphone in front of Johnny Cash.
Johnny sat on a couch with a guitar that was
pretty smart and one single microphone and he sang. And
then they took these high fidelity recordings and they over
dubbed everything else. They brought in strings and drums and
piano at bass.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All that stuff have thrown Johnny off if they'd all
done it at the same time. Rick Rubin had.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
He produced every album differently, Like did you know he
produced every Red Hot Chili Pepper's album except for one
that was produced by George Clinton of p Funk All Stars.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh that's a man right there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But it wasn't the best album. The Rick Rubin albums
were the best. Rick Rubin made every album.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You got any soul in the yeah, no, doesn't hurt
myself song, that's pretty soulful. It is pretty soulful, But
I don't know if that's the same thing. It ain't
necessarily soulful. It's bluesy because the blues is always you know,
about how things has gone for bad words and ain't
getting better and I'm down, I'm out, my lady did this,
and my my homie did dad, and you know, I'm
(12:43):
going to prison and all that kind of stuff. Man,
that's the blues.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, but you also just kind of described every country
music song if you think about it, your dog.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Ran away, unless it's that damn crap country.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh sure, yeah, No, I don't like that either. Yeah, yeah,
what's his name now, Morgan Wallen or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't you know, Hey, everybody liked something different. If
everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be trying to
get on a little mild lady. But that's sort of
how it goes, sort of like that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Morgan Wallen's whole thing is he's a country music singer,
but he uses drake beats. He's got like rap beats,
like an eight oh eight kick drum, but he's but
he's singing a country song. And I don't know how
you feel about that. I guess you know, things are
always supposed to change. I guess that's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, they that's the one thing you can count on,
is the change. Yeah, everything changes absolutely, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Like RFK Junior has decided we're not going to give
illuminum in mercury the little kids anymore as soon as
they're born. And for some reason that really upsets people
who get paid millions of dollars by big Pharma.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Those people that would be members of Congress, am I right,
among other people. We did get some emails about that,
and this guy apparently not a big fan of John
Kennedy of Louisiana. Kurt He says, if Kennedy was a
thinking man, he'd quit selling out to big pharma and
(14:04):
go on the Southern comedy tour instead. Probably wait, make
way more money. He is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm sure that the person writing that email is right.
But when I think about the sellout senator to Big
Farma in Louisiana, I always think of Bill Cassidy for course.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, so any one of those people that if you
saw any of it, and it was hard to watch,
partly because it was very contentious and partly because RFK
Junior was speaking, Yeah, both of those things make it
awkward to sit in front of the TV and watch it.
But every one of those senators that was up there
arguingly with they were it was so heartfelt. They were
(14:42):
so passionate about that. You could just see the dollar
signs rolling across their eyes. Yeah, like a slot machine.
Those people that are fighting the fight against making people healthier,
they're all being paid pharma.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And look, we don't lie about our business model here.
This is ad based content. Right, we're sponsored by companies,
and don't we don't endorse things that we don't believe in, right,
we don't.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I wouldn't endorse something if I didn't think it was
a good product. I would say no to it. But
I will tell you this, I don't know if I've
ever loved anything as much as the politician seemed to
love Big Pharma.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh nobody loves anything that much.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, well, anyway you said, you brought up John Kennedy.
He is in the news this week, but not because
of Big Pharma. He's really mad about those radioactive shrimp
we've been getting from Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's gonna turn you into a zombie or something. I
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Earlier this week, he took a screenshot from the movie Alien.
You remember that part of Alien where the alien's bursting
eye of the guy's chest.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh, who doesn't remember it? If you saw it, you
could have forgot everything else about that movie for thirty
years and still remember that. The guy's wearing that white
T shirt and all of a sudden, you know, he's
eating dinner, and all of a sudden, like and he
falls out on the table. That little alien just comes
ripping up at it his chest and he makes up face.
(16:03):
At what point did he put the top head on
and start dancing with the cane? Hello, my baby, Hello,
my honey.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think that's from a Mel Brooks movie or something. Well,
it was better than the original. What is that from?
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Was that in Living Color? I forget what that's from.
We're all thinking of the same thing, but it was
from a movie. Someone's about to email us. Was Bill
Paxton an alien? Or he was in Predator? Right?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He was in that.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm thinking of who was it that had the alien
pop out of his chest? Not Bill Paxton.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Because he was in the rest of the movie after that.
That's when they realized it's over. Man, it came over,
came over, It's done. It's over.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well anyway, John Kennedy was very mad about the radioactive shrimp,
so he got a poster board from the movie Alien.
And here's a little bit of what happened this week
on the floor of the Senate.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
This is a photograph of the alien from the movie
the movie Alien. This is what you could end up
looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen
(17:11):
shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now, this is fascinating all by itself, just hearing it.
Looking at it's interesting, But is there anything as interesting
on the screen besides the poster from Alien? And John
Kennedy pointing to it. Very matter of factually as the
Senate staffer sitting there, straight faced, not even grinning.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
He looks very impressed by all of this.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He's not even laughing. How could you be part of
this and not have a sense of humor? I don't
get like I would assume to work at John Kennedy's office,
you've got to at least crack a smile once in
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You'd think so, at least when he's talking. Maybe y'all
not try to compete with him by being, you know,
the funny guy yourself. That's the boss's job.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You ever notice how the worst guy at every comedy
club is the guy that's trying not to laugh.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
They just laugh have fun. You came here to have fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're doing a comedy sit Sunday, October fifth at Bad
Astronaut Brewing Company. Since it's on a Sunday this time,
we're gonna start at five.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And it's a fundraiser for very important calls that everybody
should get behind. Even if you can't make the show,
you should make a donation.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, you could go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org
and find tickets, but you can also go to any
one of our social media pages. Either Walton and Johnson
or Kenny Webster. You'll find a link at the top
of the page there. Tickets are cheap. They start at
twenty five bucks. One hundred percent of your donation goes
towards getting it's a donation. We're giving you a free
comedy show in exchange for a donation, and one hundred
percent of the money you give goes to wheelchairs for warriors.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We don't keep any with that. That's so important.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
All the comedians work for free, Chad Prayther, Jesse Payton,
Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, Billy ed Hatfield. We may add
one or two more, just a couple of feature comics
to come out a little closer to the event.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Some surprise acts we see. If you know Senator to
Kennedy would like to join us.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, that's the thing. If he's a show for Big
Pharma or radio actor Shrimp.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I don't know if he's gonna want money. Yeah, I
don't know if we're gonna want to get money away
from the warriors in the need of a wheelchair. It's
a great question. I don't think you would do that.
I don't actually know the guy. We'll have to ask him.
You know, you know, maybe well somebody will be looking
into which countries are sending us this radio actor shrimp Indonesia,
and well, he said, from multiple countries. You know, China's
famous for it, Vietnam famous for trying to get us
(19:20):
to eat their crawfish. They're probably doing the same thing
with a shrimp. And why don't we unleash the Department
of War on these assholes? Huh about that? I say
this calls for action. And now nip it in the bud.
First sign of youngsters going wrong, you got to nip
it in the bud. Nipp it. Stay tuned for more.
(19:40):
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