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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All morning long, we've been playing music from Live Aid,
and at some point we're gonna run out of time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fortieth anniversary and all in case you haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And we're not gonna be able to play all the
songs and bands we like, oh from Live Aid. So
just real quick, here's a few great ones. This is
the Cars. I love the Cars, one of my all
time favorites. One of my greatest concert experiences ever was
at the Cars Reunion.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I see that you love their music or did you
love the experience little? And so you give them credit
for it?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know what I like about the Cars. There was
this thing in the eighties where they had a new
sound for rock that sort of sounded like old rock.
Do you get what I mean? In the eighties, everybody
was obsessed with the fifties. It was almost like they
were making fifties style rock, but they added a synthesizer
and new way vocals. I don't know, I just liked it.
(00:48):
And then of course maybe one of maybe the coolest
guy at Live Aid. I don't know if you've ever
heard of this guy, but I've never heard of Tom
Petty song. I didn't love dire straight Sure, Bob Dylan
Baby but for your money, Tom Petty bro I just
love him. Simple Minds not bad, certainly, this was a
(01:12):
great song and much better in the eighty Thompson Twins.
I'm sorry something simple Minds was Don't you Forget About Me? Uh?
A ton of hits from Duran Durant, I hate him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All sounded a lot Mike and the Mechanics, right, you know,
they all kind of sounded like the Thompson Twins and
Simple Minds and you know the rest of it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I always thought that was cool. And then Mick Jagger
was there with Tina Turner Ronnie Wood. That was cool.
I always thought that was cool. Rick Ross. A lot
of people didn't expect Rick Ross to be on stage
that night, and that was cool that they brought him
out and he did BMF Blowing Money Fast is like
the radio friendly version of it. Okay, I think the
(01:52):
big meach Larry Hoover. I always thought that was like
the really you know, Stevie Wonder didn't think it was
black enough. I get you, Rick Ross, you know, that
was great. And then of course Santana was there. That
was a great moment. At No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know if he kept John is do white?
Is do white? Maybe that's just what somebody told you,
all right, you know, because he couldn't really look at it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's I know, it's late in the show and we're
on the radio, so you can't see what we're looking at.
But I want to describe it to you. Gavin Newsom
went viral yesterday for a photo of him appearing on
a podcast. Can someone in the room describe what his
legs are doing? I don't get did he get a
medical procedure done? He's he's sitting like a lady. It
(02:37):
I mean, sitting like a lady would be an understatement.
His legs are crossed so much. I can't even do that.
What kind of yoga did he have to do? It's
almost as if the right side of his hip is
to the left of the left side of his hip.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, Plus the leg underneath the cross like ladies cross
their legs, you know. Uh, but the leg underneath is
also bent at some sort of a rubbery angle that
I don't think I could achieve.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Does he not have male genitals or partly not? And
know I'll add this question to that. Does he not
have bones inside his legs?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I think he's got wet bones.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's such a weird photo. And then he's smiling and
grinning like it's just normal to sit like that for him.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I even his ankle is at an odd angle, all
of it. That's not AI either. Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, I'm I'm worried about Gavin Newsom. Not that he
might become president. I don't think that'll ever happen. I'm
worried that his legs can contort like this in such
a manner that what did his wife do to him?
It at a yoga class wants to make him like this?
How cuckold are you? How much soy have you consumed
to make your legs do that?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, I'm not worried about him. I'd say more hopeful
that he doesn't have long But you know that's just me.
A lot of people don't want to think like that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I posted this on social media and I asked our
listeners if they could sit like this, and the answers
were pretty much what you'd expect, a lot of people
saying gay, I guess I have bad hips. I don't
plan on trying with my long legs. It would hurt.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I think Eunuch would have been the first thing A
lot of people thought.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Lewis says, tell me you're neutered. Without telling me you're neutered.
Michael says, if I didn't have any balls, I could
sort of sit like that what we're saying? Dan says
pretty sure. Sean got that picture on purpose. That's the
guy's doing the podcast with. I don't know. I find
that picture disturbing, says Diego. By the way, we have
a lot of Hispanic listeners in the comment section. That's
how I know we're not racist.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are they illegals? Are they going to be going soon?
Will they be able to pick us up back home?
Can you forget the app now? Can they carry it
with them?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Daniel gob Buerra says, I guess he's a Democrat. Greg
says no, My CNB won't allow it. He didn't use
those legs. Jimmy posted a photo of that that gift.
What movie is this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What at is.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That Sharon Stone with her Yeah where she gives the shot.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah to Michael Douglas, what a time to be instinct,
That's what that was. Yeah, Yeah, that instinct.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yes yesterday, a bunch of illegal immigrants and where were
they north of northern California, Ventura County. They're having a
protest with Mexican flags is north of LA attacking military
vehicles and ICE agents shooting guns at them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Some kind of gun. The lady reporter said, here, here's
a video.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You can look at this video right here. It appears
a protest fired some kind of gun at friend.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What do you care what kind of gun it is.
Somebody fired a gun at federal agents, no matter what, Kay,
I don't care if it's twenty two or a thirty
all six.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm with you, bro. I mean, yesterday was such an
obvious example of why we need to deport these illegal immigrants.
They found underage kids working illegally on a marijuana farm.
I'm sorry, you're mad at ICE for stopping kids from
doing slave labor.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Underage kids seems redundant. Somehow they're children, they're doing slave labor.
They're child slaves.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You know, there were chill there were child slaves in
California discovered on a marijuana on a farm yesterday. You're
mad that Trump stopped that from happening. And they and
then they came out, some immigrants in the streets came
out with Mexican flags and guns. And fired them at
taxpayer funded government employees. You're okay with that? Well, they
(06:18):
have to be. If Trump's against it, they have to
be for it. And Jasmine Crockett said, oh, all the
political violence is coming from MAGA.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's not Democrats. It doesn't come from Democrats, to be clear.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I mean, obviously anyone can be a criminal, but it
is MAGA. There's so much leftist violence in the news
this week, people aren't even paying attention to it. All
over California. I mean, but the illegal immigrant protesters are
shooting guns at cops and it's not even the top
news story.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's sad. Did they light that fool up? Did it
was shooting at them yesterday?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
They didn't. And that's how we know America is still
a raseless country. When black people have riots in the
streets and shoot at cops, the cops mow them down.
And when brown people do it, they let them get
away with it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
When brown people waving the flag of a foreign country
shoot guns at cops, they're delicate in how they apprehend
these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
They're careful to even report it in the news.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Knowing I'm with you, mister, I am starting to take.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The fact that y'all ignore fifty cents new movie. You're
always talk about new movies coming out, new music coming out.
They've got fortieth anniversary of blah blah blah, but nothing
about my boy Fitty's new movie. Why you do that?
Why y'all act like that, Well, go ahead, tell us
about it. A movie called Skillhouse, and they don't have
a rating on this, so I don't know if it's
just like really really scary or what. But it's a
(07:39):
fifty cent movie where they lure the social media influencers
to a house, then they trap them in there, and
then they tell them they got to start over on
social media. They gotta lose all they follow us and
start over, and it's a contest because whoever earns the
fewest likes gets killed. What's right? It's kind of like Saul,
(08:02):
you know, when you go into that house and then
you're trapped in there. The only way to get out
I got a thaw off part of your leg or something.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's crazy. Wait a second. They invited a social media influence,
a bunch of them, and tricked them under nefarious reasons
and then and then started killing them. I got invited
to the Turning Point USA event this weekend in Tampa.
They said they'd fly me there for free and put
me up in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Maybe you're gonna be in the sequel. Oh my god,
what Johnny Lingo, You looked like somebody had just walked
over your grave. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Judas Priest.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
They were at, they were at. There went a lot
of metal there. There was Judas Priest and Black Sabbath,
and I don't dislike either of those bands, but it
does remind me of there's this famous documentary about Judas
Priest called Heavy Metal Parking Lot. If you were bored
this weekend and you don't want to watch Wimbledon, and
(08:57):
you're not, and your team's not playing a baseball game
right now, you have nothing else going on, look up
this old documentary about a guy back in the early
eighties walking around the parking lot of a Judas Priest
concert in New Jersey interviewing people. None of the women
know that the lead singer is a gay guy because
he wasn't out yet. And there's a dude walking around
(09:19):
selling acid to everybody, and they all have a thick
Jersey accent. Sleeves, ripped off on their shirt, fired up
to see Judas Priest tonight bro It is one of
the funniest things you've ever seen. And it was probably
funny then. I think it's funnier now. It aged very well.
I don't know. Something to look forward to, something to
do if you're bored.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Also, spin off of The Office is coming out September fourth.
Have you read or heard anything about the Paper? No,
but I'm interested. Who's in it? That's what I'm trying
to find out. I just heard about this.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Is it a British spin off for American Remember The
Office was originally a British show.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Premier day release strategy Gee, first four episodes, it'll be
on Peacock The Paper early September.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
The Paper follows the documentary crew that immortalized under Miflin
Scranton Branch. Okay, Okay, so it's a movie about It's
a TV show about the people that were behind the cameras. Okay,
So it's not probably going to be any actors you'd
remember because they were the people the Office. Fan favorite
Oscarnonaz returns to the franchise in The Paper regular.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
The guys that don't have anything else to do because
they didn't get jobs after the office.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They'll be in it certainly sounds that way. Yeah, that's
what I mean, Oscar at least anyway, the looks could
be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Also, a new season revival, if you will, of Scrubs.
I don't know if you watch that. Zach Braff, share
a chalky, Donald Fazon all returning. But since Scrubs was
all and I used to watch it, Zach Braff and
Donald faith On have started doing those cell phone commercial
(11:00):
I don't know for what company, and they're just so
totally awful it makes me not want to watch them.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
By the way, in other news, this is an odd
thing today. You might know a bit about this, mister
Kenneth Salmon. Sperm facials is a trend right now in
the beauty and cosmetics world. Do you don't do anything?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You just brought that up like a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Didn't you do you do anything like that at your
salon at the headshed?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh no, no, we're strictly.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hair popstar Kasha is about to come to our city,
and the tickets are dirt cheap because nobody wants to go.
Did you see they're doing a like a fire sale
for the tickets. They're like, you can go see Kasha
for twenty bucks. No, I can't. Anyway. Kesha credits her
skin to Salmon's sperm facials. By the way, Salmon credit
their smile to Kesha's tuggies, but they do. Yeah, that's
(11:48):
very exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, grab a fish and go crazy. Well that's a
weird world we live in, and it seems to be
getting worse and stuff better.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Speaking of health related news, robot formed a gallbladder surgery
on its own for the first time. Oh boy, of
course there are some kings to work out. Its tea
shot is atrocious, just not good at all. And you
can't when it writes a prescription for you. It's actually
kind of legible to read it. Yeah, it's never gonna
be a doctor. They gonna work on that. It's not
(12:18):
gonna work out too good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I gotta ask y' all question because I heard guy's
arguing about this yesterday on One guy said he actually
feels sorry for Barack Obama. Why and everybody else? How
do you? How do you do that? He's like, because
his wife is so horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I get that, I do, I do get that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But it's hard to imagine summoning up feelings of sympathy
for Barack Obama. And he said, and the other one
is Bill Clinton for the same reason. Obviously, He's like,
how horrible are these women that they can make you
sympathetic towards people like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama? And
(13:02):
apparently they were watching Michelle Obama's podcast she does, and
you know, she gets a bunch of people on there
who probably just agree with her and kiss her ass
on a bunch of stuff, and they say it is
just the worst thing ever. Her and her brother or
have some kind of weird relationship too, and they're doing
the podcast together. It's so bad, and she's just so hateful.
(13:25):
She's always talking about how, oh, the subject of that
particular podcast was how hard it is for women and
black people in America. Women have just got it so
hard in America, and black women of course the worst.
It's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And there are dozens of people downloading that podcast every day.
You know what's interesting about this, I kind of blame
us a little bit for all of this, because when people,
especially people in our industry, find out how well our
podcast does, and it does pretty good, it makes people
think anyone can do it, that's right, And so then
Michelle Obama will go out. We have a friend. I
(14:03):
won't say who he is. He's a local celebrity. How
do I explain If I say what he does, I'm
ann immediately out him.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You know who I'm talking about. You don't need to
tell us.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
We were at his wedding all we know people, and
he's doing a podcast now and I was looking at
the numbers yesterday. I was like, I wonder how long
he does this for it before he stops doing it
because nobody's listening to it, right, you know. And he's
got a big social media following, and he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I like him a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I think he's a cool guy. But people don't understand.
You've got to do dozens and dozens and dozens of
episodes before anybody listens or pays attention. And we're talking
about Michelle Obama now, yeah, I don't think they've heard
of her. Nobody wants to listen to Michelle Obama's podcast.
And you know what John would have said if he
was here right now, I forget boys and girls to
eat it every day. Hey, again, you've reached the end
(14:49):
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're all work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
All morning long, we've been playing music from Live Aid,
and at some point we're gonna run out of time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fortieth anniversary and all in case you haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And we're not gonna be able to play all the
songs and bands we like, oh from Live Aid. So
just real quick, here's a few great ones. This is
the Cars. I love the Cars, one of my all
time favorites. One of my greatest concert experiences ever was
at the Cars Reunion.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I see that you love their music or did you
love the experience little? And so you give them credit
for it?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know what I like about the Cars. There was
this thing in the eighties where they had a new
sound for rock that sort of sounded like old rock.
Do you get what I mean? In the eighties, everybody
was obsessed with the fifties. It was almost like they
were making fifties style rock, but they added a synthesizer
and new way vocals. I don't know, I just liked it.
(00:48):
And then of course maybe one of maybe the coolest
guy at Live Aid. I don't know if you've ever
heard of this guy, but I've never heard of Tom
Petty song. I didn't love dire straight Sure, Bob Dylan
Baby but for your money, Tom Petty bro I just
love him. Simple Minds not bad, certainly, this was a
(01:12):
great song and much better in the eighty Thompson Twins.
I'm sorry something simple Minds was Don't you Forget About Me? Uh?
A ton of hits from Duran Durant, I hate him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All sounded a lot Mike and the Mechanics, right, you know,
they all kind of sounded like the Thompson Twins and
Simple Minds and you know the rest of it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I always thought that was cool. And then Mick Jagger
was there with Tina Turner Ronnie Wood. That was cool.
I always thought that was cool. Rick Ross. A lot
of people didn't expect Rick Ross to be on stage
that night, and that was cool that they brought him
out and he did BMF Blowing Money Fast is like
the radio friendly version of it. Okay, I think the
(01:52):
big meach Larry Hoover. I always thought that was like
the really you know, Stevie Wonder didn't think it was
black enough. I get you, Rick Ross, you know, that
was great. And then of course Santana was there. That
was a great moment. At No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know if he kept John is do white?
Is do white? Maybe that's just what somebody told you,
all right, you know, because he couldn't really look at it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's I know, it's late in the show and we're
on the radio, so you can't see what we're looking at.
But I want to describe it to you. Gavin Newsom
went viral yesterday for a photo of him appearing on
a podcast. Can someone in the room describe what his
legs are doing? I don't get did he get a
medical procedure done? He's he's sitting like a lady. It
(02:37):
I mean, sitting like a lady would be an understatement.
His legs are crossed so much. I can't even do that.
What kind of yoga did he have to do? It's
almost as if the right side of his hip is
to the left of the left side of his hip.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, Plus the leg underneath the cross like ladies cross
their legs, you know. Uh, but the leg underneath is
also bent at some sort of a rubbery angle that
I don't think I could achieve.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Does he not have male genitals or partly not? And
know I'll add this question to that. Does he not
have bones inside his legs?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I think he's got wet bones.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's such a weird photo. And then he's smiling and
grinning like it's just normal to sit like that for him.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I even his ankle is at an odd angle, all
of it. That's not AI either. Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, I'm I'm worried about Gavin Newsom. Not that he
might become president. I don't think that'll ever happen. I'm
worried that his legs can contort like this in such
a manner that what did his wife do to him?
It at a yoga class wants to make him like this?
How cuckold are you? How much soy have you consumed
to make your legs do that?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, I'm not worried about him. I'd say more hopeful
that he doesn't have long But you know that's just me.
A lot of people don't want to think like that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I posted this on social media and I asked our
listeners if they could sit like this, and the answers
were pretty much what you'd expect, a lot of people
saying gay, I guess I have bad hips. I don't
plan on trying with my long legs. It would hurt.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I think Eunuch would have been the first thing A
lot of people thought.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Lewis says, tell me you're neutered. Without telling me you're neutered.
Michael says, if I didn't have any balls, I could
sort of sit like that what we're saying? Dan says
pretty sure. Sean got that picture on purpose. That's the
guy's doing the podcast with. I don't know. I find
that picture disturbing, says Diego. By the way, we have
a lot of Hispanic listeners in the comment section. That's
how I know we're not racist.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are they illegals? Are they going to be going soon?
Will they be able to pick us up back home?
Can you forget the app now? Can they carry it
with them?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Daniel gob Buerra says, I guess he's a Democrat. Greg
says no, My CNB won't allow it. He didn't use
those legs. Jimmy posted a photo of that that gift.
What movie is this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What at is.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That Sharon Stone with her Yeah where she gives the shot.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah to Michael Douglas, what a time to be instinct,
That's what that was. Yeah, Yeah, that instinct.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yes yesterday, a bunch of illegal immigrants and where were
they north of northern California, Ventura County. They're having a
protest with Mexican flags is north of LA attacking military
vehicles and ICE agents shooting guns at them.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Some kind of gun. The lady reporter said, here, here's
a video.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You can look at this video right here. It appears
a protest fired some kind of gun at friend.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
What do you care what kind of gun it is.
Somebody fired a gun at federal agents, no matter what, Kay,
I don't care if it's twenty two or a thirty
all six.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm with you, bro. I mean, yesterday was such an
obvious example of why we need to deport these illegal immigrants.
They found underage kids working illegally on a marijuana farm.
I'm sorry, you're mad at ICE for stopping kids from
doing slave labor.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Underage kids seems redundant. Somehow they're children, they're doing slave labor.
They're child slaves.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You know, there were chill there were child slaves in
California discovered on a marijuana on a farm yesterday. You're
mad that Trump stopped that from happening. And they and
then they came out, some immigrants in the streets came
out with Mexican flags and guns. And fired them at
taxpayer funded government employees. You're okay with that? Well, they
(06:18):
have to be. If Trump's against it, they have to
be for it. And Jasmine Crockett said, oh, all the
political violence is coming from MAGA.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's not Democrats. It doesn't come from Democrats, to be clear.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I mean, obviously anyone can be a criminal, but it
is MAGA. There's so much leftist violence in the news
this week, people aren't even paying attention to it. All
over California. I mean, but the illegal immigrant protesters are
shooting guns at cops and it's not even the top
news story.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's sad. Did they light that fool up? Did it
was shooting at them yesterday?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
They didn't. And that's how we know America is still
a raseless country. When black people have riots in the
streets and shoot at cops, the cops mow them down.
And when brown people do it, they let them get
away with it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
When brown people waving the flag of a foreign country
shoot guns at cops, they're delicate in how they apprehend
these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
They're careful to even report it in the news.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Knowing I'm with you, mister, I am starting to take.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The fact that y'all ignore fifty cents new movie. You're
always talk about new movies coming out, new music coming out.
They've got fortieth anniversary of blah blah blah, but nothing
about my boy Fitty's new movie. Why you do that?
Why y'all act like that, Well, go ahead, tell us
about it. A movie called Skillhouse, and they don't have
a rating on this, so I don't know if it's
just like really really scary or what. But it's a
(07:39):
fifty cent movie where they lure the social media influencers
to a house, then they trap them in there, and
then they tell them they got to start over on
social media. They gotta lose all they follow us and
start over, and it's a contest because whoever earns the
fewest likes gets killed. What's right? It's kind of like Saul,
(08:02):
you know, when you go into that house and then
you're trapped in there. The only way to get out
I got a thaw off part of your leg or something.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's crazy. Wait a second. They invited a social media influence,
a bunch of them, and tricked them under nefarious reasons
and then and then started killing them. I got invited
to the Turning Point USA event this weekend in Tampa.
They said they'd fly me there for free and put
me up in a hotel.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Maybe you're gonna be in the sequel. Oh my god,
what Johnny Lingo, You looked like somebody had just walked
over your grave. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Judas Priest.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
They were at, they were at. There went a lot
of metal there. There was Judas Priest and Black Sabbath,
and I don't dislike either of those bands, but it
does remind me of there's this famous documentary about Judas
Priest called Heavy Metal Parking Lot. If you were bored
this weekend and you don't want to watch Wimbledon, and
(08:57):
you're not, and your team's not playing a baseball game
right now, you have nothing else going on, look up
this old documentary about a guy back in the early
eighties walking around the parking lot of a Judas Priest
concert in New Jersey interviewing people. None of the women
know that the lead singer is a gay guy because
he wasn't out yet. And there's a dude walking around
(09:19):
selling acid to everybody, and they all have a thick
Jersey accent. Sleeves, ripped off on their shirt, fired up
to see Judas Priest tonight bro It is one of
the funniest things you've ever seen. And it was probably
funny then. I think it's funnier now. It aged very well.
I don't know. Something to look forward to, something to
do if you're bored.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Also, spin off of The Office is coming out September fourth.
Have you read or heard anything about the Paper? No,
but I'm interested. Who's in it? That's what I'm trying
to find out. I just heard about this.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Is it a British spin off for American Remember The
Office was originally a British show.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Premier day release strategy Gee, first four episodes, it'll be
on Peacock The Paper early September.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
The Paper follows the documentary crew that immortalized under Miflin
Scranton Branch. Okay, Okay, so it's a movie about It's
a TV show about the people that were behind the cameras. Okay,
So it's not probably going to be any actors you'd
remember because they were the people the Office. Fan favorite
Oscarnonaz returns to the franchise in The Paper regular.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
The guys that don't have anything else to do because
they didn't get jobs after the office.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They'll be in it certainly sounds that way. Yeah, that's
what I mean, Oscar at least anyway, the looks could
be funny.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Also, a new season revival, if you will, of Scrubs.
I don't know if you watch that. Zach Braff, share
a chalky, Donald Fazon all returning. But since Scrubs was
all and I used to watch it, Zach Braff and
Donald faith On have started doing those cell phone commercial
(11:00):
I don't know for what company, and they're just so
totally awful it makes me not want to watch them.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
By the way, in other news, this is an odd
thing today. You might know a bit about this, mister
Kenneth Salmon. Sperm facials is a trend right now in
the beauty and cosmetics world. Do you don't do anything?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You just brought that up like a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Didn't you do you do anything like that at your
salon at the headshed?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh no, no, we're strictly.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hair popstar Kasha is about to come to our city,
and the tickets are dirt cheap because nobody wants to go.
Did you see they're doing a like a fire sale
for the tickets. They're like, you can go see Kasha
for twenty bucks. No, I can't. Anyway. Kesha credits her
skin to Salmon's sperm facials. By the way, Salmon credit
their smile to Kesha's tuggies, but they do. Yeah, that's
(11:48):
very exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, grab a fish and go crazy. Well that's a
weird world we live in, and it seems to be
getting worse and stuff better.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Speaking of health related news, robot formed a gallbladder surgery
on its own for the first time. Oh boy, of
course there are some kings to work out. Its tea
shot is atrocious, just not good at all. And you
can't when it writes a prescription for you. It's actually
kind of legible to read it. Yeah, it's never gonna
be a doctor. They gonna work on that. It's not
(12:18):
gonna work out too good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I gotta ask y' all question because I heard guy's
arguing about this yesterday on One guy said he actually
feels sorry for Barack Obama. Why and everybody else? How
do you? How do you do that? He's like, because
his wife is so horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I get that, I do, I do get that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But it's hard to imagine summoning up feelings of sympathy
for Barack Obama. And he said, and the other one
is Bill Clinton for the same reason. Obviously, He's like,
how horrible are these women that they can make you
sympathetic towards people like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama? And
(13:02):
apparently they were watching Michelle Obama's podcast she does, and
you know, she gets a bunch of people on there
who probably just agree with her and kiss her ass
on a bunch of stuff, and they say it is
just the worst thing ever. Her and her brother or
have some kind of weird relationship too, and they're doing
the podcast together. It's so bad, and she's just so hateful.
(13:25):
She's always talking about how, oh, the subject of that
particular podcast was how hard it is for women and
black people in America. Women have just got it so
hard in America, and black women of course the worst.
It's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And there are dozens of people downloading that podcast every day.
You know what's interesting about this, I kind of blame
us a little bit for all of this, because when people,
especially people in our industry, find out how well our
podcast does, and it does pretty good, it makes people
think anyone can do it, that's right, And so then
Michelle Obama will go out. We have a friend. I
(14:03):
won't say who he is. He's a local celebrity. How
do I explain If I say what he does, I'm
ann immediately out him.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You know who I'm talking about. You don't need to
tell us.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
We were at his wedding all we know people, and
he's doing a podcast now and I was looking at
the numbers yesterday. I was like, I wonder how long
he does this for it before he stops doing it
because nobody's listening to it, right, you know. And he's
got a big social media following, and he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I like him a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I think he's a cool guy. But people don't understand.
You've got to do dozens and dozens and dozens of
episodes before anybody listens or pays attention. And we're talking
about Michelle Obama now, yeah, I don't think they've heard
of her. Nobody wants to listen to Michelle Obama's podcast.
And you know what John would have said if he
was here right now, I forget boys and girls to
eat it every day. Hey, again, you've reached the end
(14:49):
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're all work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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