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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was young and horned up.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I did enjoy Weird Science. Yeah, that was a good movie,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I think the answer could be both. Yeah, both are possible.
Oh yeah, goes Man. She looked good.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
And the little drawer she was in huh yeah, that
scene where she she popped out of the shower the
bathroom or something.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
She was just wearing the little drawers or like a
half shirt. I remember.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, you guys have like a pornographic memory. Well, you know,
that was a very famous scene in the movie.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It was like, yeah, it's like when what's her name
climbed out of that dude's swimming pool and took her
top off.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Remember that?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sure could forget that. Phoebe Kates is what's her name?
Fast Times at Richmond Eyes the movie. You guys can
remember the details except for the person's name or the show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, any of that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You know, if Obama had his way, we wouldn't be
allowed to talk about this on the air. Well he
ain't got is what Obama and AOC want the government
to do more to censor the media. Oh really, Yeah,
they don't like what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Part of what we're.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Gonna have to do is to start experimenting with new
forms of journalism, and how do we use social media
in ways that.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Reaffirm facts? Whose facts? Who gets to side what the
facts are?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Tell me what a fact is these days, I lived
through the pandemic. I can remember you guys censoring us
for things you later on admitted we're true.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Separate facts from opinion.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We want diversity of opinion. We don't want diversity of facts.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You didn't build that.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here's the problem with diversity of facts, Obama, is there
are different perspectives on what is true and what is false.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And it's always been that way since the dawn of time.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I mean, there are some things that are just absolute truths,
but very few these days.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's such an elegant way of saying I support government
censorship of online set.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's basically what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And only the censorship that hurts his feelings or his
friends and things that make him or his side look bad.
That's the kind of stuff that's got to go.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Bingo.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Obama and NEOC would like the Democrats to be the
arbiters of truth and to be the ones that decide
which things are facts, even though they've gotten almost everything wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Does anybody ever use the word arbiter for anything other
than that phrase.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The arbiter of truth?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't know, but it was the right way to say.
Oh yeah, no, absolutely. I'm just wondering why we don't
use it in any other context.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We're going to space soon before you get Game for
Space though.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I just kind of let you know, you guys miss
the big news story of the day. What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean you're talking about scores and World series
and football and whatever else. Then, well, two big stories
that I think you know, very important to our audience.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is about Lindsay vonn I closed the window. I
didn't care this. She doesn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know, No, I don't care no. A. This
government shut down is now starting to really hurt the
ladies of the WU NBA, as they're not gonna get
their their snap payments this month.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Really is that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's incredible. They don't make enough money so they qualify
that's adorable. Oh and the biggest of the big news stories.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Some Taylor Swift fans are a little upset with her
for her continuing relationship with Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany Taylor
and Brittany sat side by side this past.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Monday night at the Kansas City football game.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
At the football match and they were wearing matching red outfits.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're just BFFs forever. A Doors and.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Swift is still friendly with Patrick Mahomes's wife, and fans
are a little upset about that because you know who
that being friendly with Patrick Maholmes's wife. You know who
Brittany mahomes brother in law is. Uh No, who's your
brother in law? Jackson Mahomes. Oh okay, sure yeah, Jackson right,
that's her husband. Jackson sucks. But I thought the problem
(04:06):
was that Brittany was maga. Wasn't that the real issue now?
The issue that they're angry about is that Jackson Mahomes
has previously been sentenced to six months probation in a
case alleging an assault on a woman. He has a
big following on social media and is accused of grabbing
a woman by the neck, kissing her against her will
(04:29):
at a restaurant back in February of twenty twenty three, and.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
They're still very upset about this.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He was also accused of shoving a waiter who tried
to come into the room where he was, as you
have mentioned several times, Jackson Mahomes just you know, he's
an ass.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can't we arrest him for doing TikTok dances at the
end of the Super Bowl after his brother won?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Remember that, you would think so, But they don't seem
to have followed up on that at all. Wasn't that
the real crime was his TikTok dancing?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I feel like it was aside what you want to Yeah,
Taylor Swift fans will get over it quick enough though.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
The minute she releases a new version of an old
album that she's revised in some way, and you know,
get doubt you for another twenty nine ninety five.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Maybe the album could be called Jackson's Version or something
like that. Yeah, all right, well, I guess now that
you've done that, there's only one thing left to do right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Right, and now, The Walton and Johnson Show present Gay
for Base.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
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Really cool thing to do. You can do that all
at morbisides. All right, well I didn't call for this
(06:26):
gay for space. Someone else did. Where are we going
specifically we're going to space? Well that's the idea. But
why what's happening because of that comment? Oh there's a
big giant comet. It's been hurtling towards Earth for well forever.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It comes around every thirteen hundred and fifty years or so,
give or take this is the only opportunity you'll have
to see it. Because I don't mean to upset your
the thirteen hundred and fifty years from now.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You're gonna be around.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They say it's gonna be a while again before it
comes back. So there's nothing we can do about that.
But if you want to take a look at it
to you can.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, you can certainly do that. Now, the exciting part
about this is that some people who know more about
this than us probably are letting us know that today's
day the space aliens will make contact with us Earthlings.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Now this I did know about.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
A bunch of websites claim aliens could make first contact today.
They're basically on the fact that an interstellar comet zipping
past us well hit its closest point to the Sundaday.
Here is Harvard scientist Avy woe Ab, I don't know
talking about it is three.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I Atlas alien technology. You can't do the calculation of
the massing rocks in indust space because this object is
targeting the Inner Solar System, and you know it will
pass closest to the Sun on October twenty ninth. I
got a text message the other day from someone who
said that he is trading options on the volatility of
the market with an expiration date of October twenty nine
(07:56):
in order to make money. And I immediately thought that
I don't know if there would be meaning too money
if this object turns out to be technological after October
twenty nine. If you want to take a vacation, take
it before that day. Now, it could be a mother
shift that releases mini prods. You know that they come
to Earth.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now, I, for one, don't want to get probed. What
about you, guys, I'm okay with it. Really, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass on a probing.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So today's the day the comic gets closest to Earth,
and it's also gone kind of behind the Sun, which,
as we all know, in space travel, that's what you
do when you want to slingshot yourself into you know,
another dimension or some time warp or I don't know
what it is, but anyway, it goes by on the
stun uses, soone's gravity shoots it out the other side
(08:43):
like star trek, and then it comes by Earth and
waves a lot of the space aliens will be waving.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
If you have a telescope, you'll be able to see them. Well,
I have questions. I need a deeper update here on
the probing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
If it is alien technology, this object is targeting the
inner Solar System, and you know if we passed closest
to the Sun. On October twenty ninth, audio.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
From Interstellar Object Detective downloading now here is the first
official audio for three as US.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow. No, wellween one time a year when it's squalor
of our homeworks to our advantage.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Forgot to read the disclaimer. Now I'm in trouble because
I was supposed to make sure it got red, So
I'll just do it myself.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I didn't know we had disclaimer disclaimer for what Billy had.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
When we went all gay for space and told you
the aliens were going to visit today. We're all expecting
an alien visit today because of that comet that's flying by.
You know, that's the mothership is all that is hiding
behind that glowing They said, this comet doesn't act like
other comets. Well, it's because it ain't a commet. It's
the mothership of the the aliens that are coming to visit,
(10:02):
They say us about the size of the island of Manhattan. Huh,
pretty good size. It could be a lot of them
aliens aboard something that big. We're gonna need some space
music to read that. Yeah, oh yeah, play some space
music place.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No no, not no, no, that's a starship.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, that's not gonna we need not Jefferson starships. I
think is not quite there yet, is it there?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
We go?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
There's some star music, space music. The Walton and.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Johnson Show would like to assure you that when the
aliens visit sometime today, uh huh, we will interrupt regularly
scheduled programming to go live to report the alien visit.
I don't want our audience to think that you know
this show. I mean, is it's all that. It's big time.
It's very important. We're always big time about there. But
(10:54):
I think the alien visit still deserves us breaking into
regular programming. So all the great things we have planned
for today might get thrown out the window. If the
somebody at the door is that is that? Oh no,
that's that chick that works out at the news station.
She just kind of looks like an eatelygen. What does
she want she was just waving. I think she's got
(11:14):
a crush on you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, Tyler, I said, what's up? You can fix her? No, actually,
you should send her to me first. I think she
needs some work with her hair and make up, different
kind of fixing. Yeah, I'll handle that, and then you
can ruin her.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Wait she's leaving. Wait she's coming back. Uh oh, now
she's leaving. Yeah, that door's heavy. I don't think she
can get in unless she really leans into it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Not on that kind of diet. Not on National Cat Day.
It's National Internet Day. No, but it's also National Cat Day.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All the Internet stuff from twenty years ago, like cyber Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
We've got to stop pretending that that's it's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's I didn't even know it was National Internet Day,
and here I am on the Internet every day?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is National Internet on the Internet took any uh huh?
Holy crap, what a co incident. Twenty four hours a day,
I'm on the Internet. Imagine that just as everybody else is.
Because that's the world that we live in. That's how
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Now. You start Internet Day, did the Internet actually kind
of get rolling like in around ninety ninety four, thirty years.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Ago, wouldn't it make more sense if there was off
the Internet day at this point?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Would be fun? All right, guys, I am.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'll tell you I am tolerant of most religions, right
I am. You know they're religions, the Hindus and the Mormons.
For Get that one that you're forced to be tolerant of. Well,
that was the one I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, I thought you were talking about those Presbyterians or something.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, the Methodists. I can't stand the Methodist sure Eucharist.
If I was in charge, I would round up all
the Methodists. But you're not in charge, and I would
put them on a train. I know.
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A Virginia, students from the Muslim Student Association are facing
(13:35):
backlash islamaphobia, you might say, of course, over a series
of videos where they used kidnappings as a punchline, which
their school district of parents slammed. Is traumatizing and chilling
to the Jews. Oh no, yeah, this all happened in
Fairfax County. Fairfax County is like the center for controversy
in the state of Virginia and Fairfax County public schools
(13:57):
of condemned videos put out by students at Langley High
School in McLean and Thomas Jefferson High School for Science
and Technology.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's all schools in at the Alexandria area.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
The video show members of the Muslim Students Association pretending
to kidnap classmates who refuse to join the club.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Huh yeah, Now it's just all fun and games though,
or just just working on their acting skills, right.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I have some of the videos if you'd like to
take a look, I'll play one here in the room basically,
it's Muslim kids hanging out. They're asking other Muslim kids,
hang on, let me turn the volume on here so
we can have a listen to this. It's it's really
something here. Why don't you hear how funny these Muslim
kid You know, Muslims are known for their humor.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did you guys known that? I wasn't aware of that? No. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
In fact, the biggest stand up comedy festival in the
world is now in Saudi Arabia, that's right for some reason.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, anyway, here's a little bit. Are you guys going
to the MSA meeting a A tomorrow bro nosa bru No, oh,
there they go getting kidnapped.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
They walk up and they put a Hamas scarf over
the guy had and then they put him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
In a box and now they're dragging him out of
the room and they drag him behind us.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Are you guys coming to them in the same meeting
AA tomorrow? Yes, yes, it's the correct answer, and no kidnapping,
you got And then they show behind a tarp one
of the black Muslim kids. They put the Hamas scarf
over his face. He's unconscious now, oh boy, it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Still has his head though, best we could tell the
scarf is hiding it, but I think that's a head
under there.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I know you're expecting me to go right on this one.
I'm gonna go left. I think you guys are overreacting.
They're kids, they're teenagers. I don't think they're goofing around.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
They're just practicing got like a when a cat scratches
its claws. They're just practicing for when later, when they
get full grown, they're gonna come, you know, rip your
lungs out.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's fine, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's not like multiple clubs did oh oh oh yeah, Oh,
that can be an issue. Oh I'm sorry, Wait a second.
They did this at two different schools. It's unclear if
the two clubs had coordinated to make the same type
of video, but similar footage from students mocking the school
club recruitment process I have appeared on social media. Other
kids are now making videos. White kids, not Muslims, are
(16:12):
making videos now where they pretend to kidnap people and
then they take them away.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
From the instructions are in the Quran. Oh so that's
probably where they came up with this. It's all there
if you just read it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's a fun book where they tell you when it's
okay to have a sex slave, why it's okay to
occasionally marry a child.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Sure, no, biggie.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You know, sometimes you have to go out and murder
people because they're your political enemies. And while we don't
endorse that on this radio show, we just want to
remind everybody that we think it's aokay to do that
as long as you are a member of the Islamic community.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Thumbs up. Yeah, of course, we would never judge you.
We would never judge you for your extremist opinion. As
you can tell, we're having some technical difficulties. Lease stay tuned.
Got a lot of Halloween at the craziest. Come on
(17:08):
to Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
I was young and horned up.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I did enjoy Weird Science. Yeah, that was a good movie,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I think the answer could be both. Yeah, both are possible.
Oh yeah, goes Man. She looked good.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
And the little drawer she was in huh yeah, that
scene where she she popped out of the shower the
bathroom or something.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
She was just wearing the little drawers or like a
half shirt. I remember.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, you guys have like a pornographic memory. Well, you know,
that was a very famous scene in the movie.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It was like, yeah, it's like when what's her name
climbed out of that dude's swimming pool and took her
top off.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Remember that?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sure could forget that. Phoebe Kates is what's her name?
Fast Times at Richmond Eyes the movie. You guys can
remember the details except for the person's name or the show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, any of that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You know, if Obama had his way, we wouldn't be
allowed to talk about this on the air. Well he
ain't got is what Obama and AOC want the government
to do more to censor the media. Oh really, Yeah,
they don't like what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Part of what we're.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Gonna have to do is to start experimenting with new
forms of journalism, and how do we use social media
in ways that.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Reaffirm facts? Whose facts? Who gets to side what the
facts are?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Tell me what a fact is these days, I lived
through the pandemic. I can remember you guys censoring us
for things you later on admitted we're true.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Separate facts from opinion.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We want diversity of opinion. We don't want diversity of facts.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You didn't build that.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here's the problem with diversity of facts, Obama, is there
are different perspectives on what is true and what is false.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And it's always been that way since the dawn of time.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I mean, there are some things that are just absolute truths,
but very few these days.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's such an elegant way of saying I support government
censorship of online set.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's basically what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And only the censorship that hurts his feelings or his
friends and things that make him or his side look bad.
That's the kind of stuff that's got to go.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Bingo.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Obama and NEOC would like the Democrats to be the
arbiters of truth and to be the ones that decide
which things are facts, even though they've gotten almost everything wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Does anybody ever use the word arbiter for anything other
than that phrase.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The arbiter of truth?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't know, but it was the right way to say.
Oh yeah, no, absolutely. I'm just wondering why we don't
use it in any other context.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We're going to space soon before you get Game for
Space though.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I just kind of let you know, you guys miss
the big news story of the day. What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean you're talking about scores and World series
and football and whatever else. Then, well, two big stories
that I think you know, very important to our audience.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is about Lindsay vonn I closed the window. I
didn't care this. She doesn't like Trump.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know, No, I don't care no. A. This
government shut down is now starting to really hurt the
ladies of the WU NBA, as they're not gonna get
their their snap payments this month.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Really is that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's incredible. They don't make enough money so they qualify
that's adorable. Oh and the biggest of the big news stories.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Some Taylor Swift fans are a little upset with her
for her continuing relationship with Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany Taylor
and Brittany sat side by side this past.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Monday night at the Kansas City football game.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
At the football match and they were wearing matching red outfits.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're just BFFs forever. A Doors and.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Swift is still friendly with Patrick Mahomes's wife, and fans
are a little upset about that because you know who
that being friendly with Patrick Maholmes's wife. You know who
Brittany mahomes brother in law is. Uh No, who's your
brother in law? Jackson Mahomes. Oh okay, sure yeah, Jackson right,
that's her husband. Jackson sucks. But I thought the problem
(04:06):
was that Brittany was maga. Wasn't that the real issue now?
The issue that they're angry about is that Jackson Mahomes
has previously been sentenced to six months probation in a
case alleging an assault on a woman. He has a
big following on social media and is accused of grabbing
a woman by the neck, kissing her against her will
(04:29):
at a restaurant back in February of twenty twenty three, and.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
They're still very upset about this.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He was also accused of shoving a waiter who tried
to come into the room where he was, as you
have mentioned several times, Jackson Mahomes just you know, he's
an ass.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can't we arrest him for doing TikTok dances at the
end of the Super Bowl after his brother won?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Remember that, you would think so, But they don't seem
to have followed up on that at all. Wasn't that
the real crime was his TikTok dancing?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I feel like it was aside what you want to Yeah,
Taylor Swift fans will get over it quick enough though.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
The minute she releases a new version of an old
album that she's revised in some way, and you know,
get doubt you for another twenty nine ninety five.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Maybe the album could be called Jackson's Version or something
like that. Yeah, all right, well, I guess now that
you've done that, there's only one thing left to do right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Right, and now, The Walton and Johnson Show present Gay
for Base.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Our show can be heard on the radio in many
places where NASA has a facility, and so we like
to do the news for those people to let them
know what's happening in and around their industry. And this
report's brought to you by I'm glad you mentioned that
the report's brought to you by my Legacy Video.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Imagine if you were an astronaut and nobody knew what
your legacy was. Imagine being a family member of somebody
that had done something so amazing. You don't know all
the things that older members of your family might have accomplished.
My Legacy video will come and find that out and
it'll be incredible.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's true, just because you're an astronaut doesn't mean you
can be expected to be as famous as a woman
who twerks on Instagram every day. Thank you, but you
could at least have your family members know about your
accomplishments by going to my Legacy video dot com today
makes it makes a great Christmas gift for a family member.
Really cool thing to do. You can do that all
at morbisides. All right, well I didn't call for this
(06:26):
gay for space. Someone else did. Where are we going
specifically we're going to space? Well that's the idea. But
why what's happening because of that comment? Oh there's a
big giant comet. It's been hurtling towards Earth for well forever.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It comes around every thirteen hundred and fifty years or so,
give or take this is the only opportunity you'll have
to see it. Because I don't mean to upset your
the thirteen hundred and fifty years from now.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You're gonna be around.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They say it's gonna be a while again before it
comes back. So there's nothing we can do about that.
But if you want to take a look at it
to you can.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, you can certainly do that. Now, the exciting part
about this is that some people who know more about
this than us probably are letting us know that today's
day the space aliens will make contact with us Earthlings.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Now this I did know about.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
A bunch of websites claim aliens could make first contact today.
They're basically on the fact that an interstellar comet zipping
past us well hit its closest point to the Sundaday.
Here is Harvard scientist Avy woe Ab, I don't know
talking about it is three.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I Atlas alien technology. You can't do the calculation of
the massing rocks in indust space because this object is
targeting the Inner Solar System, and you know it will
pass closest to the Sun on October twenty ninth. I
got a text message the other day from someone who
said that he is trading options on the volatility of
the market with an expiration date of October twenty nine
(07:56):
in order to make money. And I immediately thought that
I don't know if there would be meaning too money
if this object turns out to be technological after October
twenty nine. If you want to take a vacation, take
it before that day. Now, it could be a mother
shift that releases mini prods. You know that they come
to Earth.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Now, I, for one, don't want to get probed. What
about you, guys, I'm okay with it. Really, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass on a probing.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
So today's the day the comic gets closest to Earth,
and it's also gone kind of behind the Sun, which,
as we all know, in space travel, that's what you
do when you want to slingshot yourself into you know,
another dimension or some time warp or I don't know
what it is, but anyway, it goes by on the
stun uses, soone's gravity shoots it out the other side
(08:43):
like star trek, and then it comes by Earth and
waves a lot of the space aliens will be waving.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
If you have a telescope, you'll be able to see them. Well,
I have questions. I need a deeper update here on
the probing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
If it is alien technology, this object is targeting the
inner Solar System, and you know if we passed closest
to the Sun. On October twenty ninth, audio.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
From Interstellar Object Detective downloading now here is the first
official audio for three as US.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow. No, wellween one time a year when it's squalor
of our homeworks to our advantage.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Forgot to read the disclaimer. Now I'm in trouble because
I was supposed to make sure it got red, So
I'll just do it myself.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I didn't know we had disclaimer disclaimer for what Billy had.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
When we went all gay for space and told you
the aliens were going to visit today. We're all expecting
an alien visit today because of that comet that's flying by.
You know, that's the mothership is all that is hiding
behind that glowing They said, this comet doesn't act like
other comets. Well, it's because it ain't a commet. It's
the mothership of the the aliens that are coming to visit,
(10:02):
They say us about the size of the island of Manhattan. Huh,
pretty good size. It could be a lot of them
aliens aboard something that big. We're gonna need some space
music to read that. Yeah, oh yeah, play some space
music place.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No no, not no, no, that's a starship.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, that's not gonna we need not Jefferson starships. I
think is not quite there yet, is it there?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
We go?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
There's some star music, space music. The Walton and.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Johnson Show would like to assure you that when the
aliens visit sometime today, uh huh, we will interrupt regularly
scheduled programming to go live to report the alien visit.
I don't want our audience to think that you know
this show. I mean, is it's all that. It's big time.
It's very important. We're always big time about there. But
(10:54):
I think the alien visit still deserves us breaking into
regular programming. So all the great things we have planned
for today might get thrown out the window. If the
somebody at the door is that is that? Oh no,
that's that chick that works out at the news station.
She just kind of looks like an eatelygen. What does
she want she was just waving. I think she's got
(11:14):
a crush on you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, Tyler, I said, what's up? You can fix her? No, actually,
you should send her to me first. I think she
needs some work with her hair and make up, different
kind of fixing. Yeah, I'll handle that, and then you
can ruin her.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Wait she's leaving. Wait she's coming back. Uh oh, now
she's leaving. Yeah, that door's heavy. I don't think she
can get in unless she really leans into it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Not on that kind of diet. Not on National Cat Day.
It's National Internet Day. No, but it's also National Cat Day.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All the Internet stuff from twenty years ago, like cyber Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
We've got to stop pretending that that's it's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's I didn't even know it was National Internet Day,
and here I am on the Internet every day?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is National Internet on the Internet took any uh huh?
Holy crap, what a co incident. Twenty four hours a day,
I'm on the Internet. Imagine that just as everybody else is.
Because that's the world that we live in. That's how
it is.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Now. You start Internet Day, did the Internet actually kind
of get rolling like in around ninety ninety four, thirty years.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Ago, wouldn't it make more sense if there was off
the Internet day at this point?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Would be fun? All right, guys, I am.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'll tell you I am tolerant of most religions, right
I am. You know they're religions, the Hindus and the Mormons.
For Get that one that you're forced to be tolerant of. Well,
that was the one I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, I thought you were talking about those Presbyterians or something.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, the Methodists. I can't stand the Methodist sure Eucharist.
If I was in charge, I would round up all
the Methodists. But you're not in charge, and I would
put them on a train. I know.
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A Virginia, students from the Muslim Student Association are facing
(13:35):
backlash islamaphobia, you might say, of course, over a series
of videos where they used kidnappings as a punchline, which
their school district of parents slammed. Is traumatizing and chilling
to the Jews. Oh no, yeah, this all happened in
Fairfax County. Fairfax County is like the center for controversy
in the state of Virginia and Fairfax County public schools
(13:57):
of condemned videos put out by students at Langley High
School in McLean and Thomas Jefferson High School for Science
and Technology.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's all schools in at the Alexandria area.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
The video show members of the Muslim Students Association pretending
to kidnap classmates who refuse to join the club.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Huh yeah, Now it's just all fun and games though,
or just just working on their acting skills, right.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I have some of the videos if you'd like to
take a look, I'll play one here in the room basically,
it's Muslim kids hanging out. They're asking other Muslim kids,
hang on, let me turn the volume on here so
we can have a listen to this. It's it's really
something here. Why don't you hear how funny these Muslim
kid You know, Muslims are known for their humor.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did you guys known that? I wasn't aware of that? No. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
In fact, the biggest stand up comedy festival in the
world is now in Saudi Arabia, that's right for some reason.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, anyway, here's a little bit. Are you guys going
to the MSA meeting a A tomorrow bro nosa bru No, oh,
there they go getting kidnapped.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
They walk up and they put a Hamas scarf over
the guy had and then they put him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
In a box and now they're dragging him out of
the room and they drag him behind us.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Are you guys coming to them in the same meeting
AA tomorrow? Yes, yes, it's the correct answer, and no kidnapping,
you got And then they show behind a tarp one
of the black Muslim kids. They put the Hamas scarf
over his face. He's unconscious now, oh boy, it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Still has his head though, best we could tell the
scarf is hiding it, but I think that's a head
under there.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I know you're expecting me to go right on this one.
I'm gonna go left. I think you guys are overreacting.
They're kids, they're teenagers. I don't think they're goofing around.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
They're just practicing got like a when a cat scratches
its claws. They're just practicing for when later, when they
get full grown, they're gonna come, you know, rip your
lungs out.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's fine, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's not like multiple clubs did oh oh oh yeah, Oh,
that can be an issue. Oh I'm sorry, Wait a second.
They did this at two different schools. It's unclear if
the two clubs had coordinated to make the same type
of video, but similar footage from students mocking the school
club recruitment process I have appeared on social media. Other
kids are now making videos. White kids, not Muslims, are
(16:12):
making videos now where they pretend to kidnap people and
then they take them away.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
From the instructions are in the Quran. Oh so that's
probably where they came up with this. It's all there
if you just read it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's a fun book where they tell you when it's
okay to have a sex slave, why it's okay to
occasionally marry a child.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Sure, no, biggie.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You know, sometimes you have to go out and murder
people because they're your political enemies. And while we don't
endorse that on this radio show, we just want to
remind everybody that we think it's aokay to do that
as long as you are a member of the Islamic community.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Thumbs up. Yeah, of course, we would never judge you.
We would never judge you for your extremist opinion. As
you can tell, we're having some technical difficulties. Lease stay tuned.
Got a lot of Halloween at the craziest. Come on
(17:08):
to Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
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