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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll tell you what, bro, I like Cody Jinks. This
is good music, right, I've.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Been telling you that, and you know you have to
go find it for yourself, though you can't just take
my word for stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, he's got new music out right now. That's why
I brought it up. In My Blood is the name
of the album. The song is called Lost Highway, Lost
Highways A cool man like Yeah, lost Highway.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Turn it around.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Cody Chinks looks like his beard probably smells like cigars
and bourbon as it should, you.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know what I mean. He's just that kind of a dude.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, Yeah, he looks like he uses that beard once
in a while to mop up after the show's over,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think Ever dips his beard in an alcoholic beverage
and then has young young women come and savor it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I hate to comment on that. He might have a
wife listening or something. I hate to be the one
to cause problems.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Shit Ever in the past, before he met her, he
might have tried that in the bars or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I mean, it's an interesting point, but we just heard
that story about Nancy Mace, and I don't want to
cause retribution.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
We ought not to be doing nothing like that, because.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You know how beautiful women can be. Scary, you do terrifying,
You know how they can be. You will lose sleep,
you will lay in bed staring at the ceiling thinking
what the hell have I done?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, that's gonna happen anyway, But at least now you
know it's over a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, so that's probably for the best. Are we talking
about the same things? I don't think we are.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Very upsetting sports story to give you this morning. Even
though we talked about it yesterday, there was no details
about it. Everybody was just wondering why a twenty four
year old professional athlete who should be fairly healthy would
just up and die. Well, the reason for that is
because he put a gun to his head and he
shot himself. That's why it wasn't nothing real suspicious about
(01:45):
it once they gave out the details.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So it's not a medical coincidence, not.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
At all, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Or it's brought to you by my pillow.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The entire group of folks over from Mike Lindale all
the way down. They always you know, telling me some
new products, new sale they got going on. It's some
major end of the year Christmas gift shopping. Everything going
on sale at my pillow dot.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Com, mymanmipillow dot com.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Promo code WJ those pillows are machine worship balls.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get you some today. I got a bunch of stories,
but I'm gonna let you take the lead here. Mister
Marshawn Nelan.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We talked about him yesterday, twenty four year old, second
year with the Cowboys playing and uh reported dead yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, it turns out it was a little more involved
in that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Uh. Police made a stop. Now understand, the dude had
a history of some mental problems. As is often the case,
not a things just didn't This is in the first time.
Things just snap that he had a little bit of
a history of some problems. Police pull him over. Uh,
they didn't like the way he was driving, I guess,
(02:54):
And that pullover led to a police chase, and at
some point chase led to a crash. Crash led to
Marshawn taking off on foot and running and sometime in
the darkness in the middle of the night. From what
I heard from my inside sources tell me that he
ran and hid in a porter potty and at that point,
(03:19):
sent a group text message to his teammates but the
Dallas Cowboys to tell them goodbye, and then killed himself.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh good, in a porta potty. That just makes it worse.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Absolutely. That is cold, man, That is cold all the
way around. How it worked out.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's only two things that should happen in a porta potty,
and that is not one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Tooth Oh yeah, okay, yeah, one and.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Two yeah, well, actually three. I guess you want to
tell that story, Jenny. Well, I've been to music festivals before.
We know why the line gets along. Sometimes there's two
dirty hippies go in there and do something unsavory.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And we don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Everybody else just wants to go to the bathroom. What
do you guys call it a porterloo at Johnny on
the Spot, honeybucket, porta potty, generally chemical toilet. Yeah, they
got all kinds of different brand names for him, you.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Know, Sandy Hutt.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The overall term I think is just porter potty, blue room, construction, toilet, thunderbox, caibo, beff, Dixie, portalett.
I can't think anymore. They got a lot of them, Yeah,
they sure do. In the meantimes last night and probably
didn't see it. The Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It was pretty rough, pretty ugly Denver defense just swarm
all over the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Broncos won ten to seven.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know if they started the rivalry back up
between the Raiders and the Broncos like they used to be,
but I know they did start a little bit of
a rivalry within the Raiders organization because Kenny Pickett, one
of the Raiders, was forced to intervene when quarterback Geno
Smith had a meltdown against one of his own players.
(04:56):
The player is a running back, supposed to make a block.
So it's fourth down, it's fourth and five. They really
need this, and so they keep the offense out on
the field. They said, we're going for it. I Pete
Carroll opted to try to make this even though they
were on the Broncos thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Eight yard line.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They said, Gino Smith dropped back to pass and the
safety come screeching in off of the corner, rubbed shoulders
with the dude that the running back that was so
supposed to block him, but he didn't block him, and
of course he.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Just swarmed all over. Gino sacked him. For a nine
yard loss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So instead of you know, fourth down making five, they
lost nine, which means then you know, didn't forget the
ball back. Well, Gino was not real happy about that,
and he just unleashed on the dude that missed the
block to the point where it was about to get physical.
You know, you hate to see players on the same
team fighting each other.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, the media is calling it a furious outburst. I
don't like how Gino spells his name. I wish he'd
spell it like an Italian. How does they spell it wrong?
Ge n O, it's gi n Oh. I always thought
in that he spelled Gino.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, I don't guess you get to tell him how
to spell his own name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well, I will tell his parents they spelled it wrong.
His parents didn't do him any favors. That's likely New
spell Erica AI r w rc ka A reka. All right,
I got one for you while we're doing NFL players
that are in trouble. Antonio Brown arrested extradited from Dubai
(06:33):
to America as he faces attempted murder charges.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Wow, that makes him look pretty guilty.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now. I don't know if he's guilty or not, but
I do know that his tweets about Gavin Newsom are
funny and that he's maga, So until we see some
evidence that he's guilty, I'm gonna try to give him
the benefit of the doubt own record for that. The
former NFL wide receiver who writes some really funny stuff
on X was arrested in Dubai. He's on his way
back to Miami now. He's being tried for an attempted
(06:58):
murder following a shooting on in May seventeenth. Attempted, I
might point out here nobody died. Still not good, right
us Marshall's arrested him.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Or his tweet's funny enough to let you forgive an
untempted murder?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, I mean if he'd actually killed somebody, obviously not
but attempted as a Catholic, Yeah, attempted for sure?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah? Could we have to forgive?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Brown had been in Dubai for several months prior to
his arrest and was overseas when a warrant for his
arrest was issued. After learning of the warrant, Brown retained
an attorney who obtained ten thousand dollars bomb that would
place him under house arrest, but he did not return
to South Florida. Huh went to dubai right, kind of
like the Nancy Mays thing where she's threatening journalists for
posting links on Twitter to stories they didn't even write.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It didn't make you look a little guilty, did Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Brown attended a celebrity boxing event in Miami on May sixteenth.
You may recall we talked about it. It led to an
altercation with several people. Early the next morning. After the
event ended, security staff intervened. Brown allegedly grabbed a pistol
from one of them and used it to fire two
shots at a guy named Zaul Carneen Mommy and non tombe.
That's a fun name, as American as apple pie. The
(08:05):
gunshots triggered a shot spotter alert.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You know what that is? Shot Spotter?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, that's it's a brand name, and it got police
to respond at three am, leading to police detaining Brown.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, all right, Dan, not all the NFL news is
about the criminals and death and sadness of the awesome
games this weekend. Matter of fact, Atlanta fans, don't forget.
You got to get up early Sunday. That game from
like Berlin, I think starts at about nine thirty Atlanta time,
and then the Saints travel to UH North Carolina prob
(08:38):
Camara is like doubtful, questionable and Houston hosting the jag
u Wars.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You happy now?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I am?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Actually that's a big deal to Steve. I have the
no CJ you liked. You corrected me on jag Uars
just the other day because Steve always cracks me. That's
why I was cracking you. I thought that's what Steve
would want. Well, that's important, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Did I do gut? Steve? Yeah, you're good, Thanks bro.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
LSU and Alabama this weekend and uh, it ain't the
typical you know, LSU Alabama kind of weekend. What was
the turmoil LSS you've been going through just lately. Uh.
Also A and M Missouri gonna be another really good game.
Couple of strong teams and they in Missouri. But the uh,
you know, Aggie said, no't matter where we play, we
(09:23):
ain't losing a game. They they got their undefeated streak
on the line. Yeah, you see how that go?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And John Gruden, just John Gruden, you familiar with Chucky
to coach? She said, Uh, he ready to get back
into coaching, and he would love to coach in the SEC.
I heard there's a team that needs a coach, a team.
It's like five teams gonna need a coach, and which
one he gonna pick. They leaning into.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Him at Arkansas pretty heavy, that's what the odds makers
are saying.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
But it ain't nothing but a done deal yet. Ain't
nothing but nothing yet. Have you guys heard about this?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And the NFL is really trying to double down on
that whole Bad Bunny fiasco. They're gonna have the first
ever football game in Spain and they've decided the best
person to be the halftime act not Bad Bunny, but
Daddy Yankee. He's going to perform during the halftime show.
And the two hit makers Let's see here will take
the stage November sixteenth, when the Washington Commanders face the
(10:23):
Dolphins at Madrid Santiago for the Bulls Stadium.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's next weekend. It's burly in this weekend, Madrid next week.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So if you love Desposito, if you don't, you better
get busy loving them. You ever bet you better learn
how you ever been to a Hispanic girl's wedding? When
this song gets played, Oh man, they lose their minds.
I don't know what it is about this song that
they love so much.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But I saw one time they I didn't get invited,
but it was in the park and I was driving
by it. I had to stop for a while because
they were crossing the street from taking pictures to going
to the park where they were going to dance, and
I just stopped the chuck. You know, everybody stopped, like
watching not not Size wives, but it's like watching the
you know, hurd of Buffalo at Yellowstone. You stopped the
(11:07):
car and you wait for him to get out of
the road or elk or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You got away and they was they was migrating over
to the park and woo, they was living it up.
Had them skirts up, you know where they got them
big frilly skirts and they just dancing and waving them around.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Mister kundeth Iss, you think he's talking about a king? Sanara?
Is that what you saw a lot of colors with me?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
She say, wad Way, the future is.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Hard, No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to Fox newsgirl Carly Shimkiss. Yeah
that's a berthy, Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Very exciting. Sure, wait to put her on the list,
don't you. I mean, she's probably worthy of a.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Gotta crush ken, he's got.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
A look, there was a time when I was interested
in the ladies of Fox News, and Carly was near
the top of the list.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You're doing with women now, right, I've given up on it.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You've finally decided to come to their the other side.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No, no, no, there's a there's a third option. You
can just not You could just not try.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, because that other thing that's not even an option
for us. No, yeah, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The whole being gay thing doesn't seem that bad minus
the sex that I couldn't do just hanging out with guys.
I mean, this is kind of that. You know, if
you think about it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
In thirty, maybe twenty more years, that's perfect for you.
Then what like just being an older gay? I guess
when you're you know, you get up into your mid
sixties or beyond, you're probably gonna be less inclined to
involve yourself in any.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Sort of gay or straight.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I hang out with a lot of people in my
building and there's some gay people, and sometimes all that
you've got gay people in your building. Now, Well, yeah,
it's America. In twenty twenty five, they all lived in Momtrose.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now. I'm pretty sure they can live anywhere now. But
there's miss morning. You just said that's the gay neighborhood.
That that means that they're all forced to live in
that spot.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It sounds like you're trying to make a point I've
made before that there's no longer a need for gay neighborhoods,
which I'd agree with.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Duh, why do we need gay neighborhoods?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
And it's like America's not really to use their term
homophobic anymore, and we don't care if you're gay, you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Know, yeah, unless we need to be homophobic for a
politician to make a point or achieve something, you know,
because we're still very racist, even though we're not, we're
still homophobic. We're all the problems except the Islamophobic thing.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
We can't. We can't do that anymore. I can. I'm
a skeptical of Islam. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh no, I don't. I don't even question it, don't
care for it. Emails at Walton Johnson dot com. Nancy
Grace MTG Lauren Bobert. I think they mean Nancy Mace. Mace, Yeah,
Nancy Grace was that lady. That's true Math I've probably
read it. She was on hl TV or whatever it
was called.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And it just looks like they're just they're all turning
crazy or is it the power that goes to their
heads and makes them act this way?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I think it was that thing with the moon this week.
Remember that it was the moon that was Oh wait,
what kind of moon was it?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It was a full moon? No, it was no.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Billy tried again, Billy, Oh I'm not beaver You damn right.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
It was a beaver moon. And look what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
MTG going crazy. Nancy is going crazy. But Nazi Pelosi,
I mean Nancy I didn't I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Not Nazi Pelosi. Money not see her running this next time?
Why do we never think of that before?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Daniel is the one that wrote it in an email.
I give him credit. Danny, you good job. If the
truth comes out about the fact that she rejected the
National Guard security for January sixth, charges might ensue. You
think she's maybe leaving office before some of that stuff
swells up. And bites her in the ass.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I am sure her and her husband and her husband's
gay lover all gonna go live in a beach in
Italy somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And if you cross her, he's liable to stick that
hammer dude on you.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's hammer time, bro. Yeah, you don't need that, all right?
Speaking of Islam, you got any more emails? Or should we?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh? There's always more there. There was this one that
yesterday we pointed out late in the show that it
was our good friend Crystal's birthday. Crystal Lara Mara is
the I'm sorry, Crystal Lara Maria that's her full name.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, okay, laramore Lam you say that was such that
and I think it's French though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Crystal runs Wheelchairs for Warriors, the fabulous organization which we
have often helped raise money, and yesterday, on a birthday,
we were lucky enough to pick her up and chat
with her on the phone briefly about her birthday and
Wheelchairs for Warriors and all of the rest of that.
And sure enough, Mike writes in, Hey, guys, could can
(16:00):
you help a brother out put in a good word
for me. I'd I'd like to meet Crystal sounds like
he was charmed by her her winning personality yesterday. In fact, I.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Just wanted to know put in a good word for
me with her.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I have a real job and everything, so you know,
it's not like those regular types that keep coming around anyway,
he said, I'm working on a big project to raise
money for wheelchairs for Warriors and would love to tell
her about it in person.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Crystal is my sister from another mister, right, I don't
hook her up with this dude, maybe yea. I am
told though, by Crystal that she got several friend requests
yesterday on book face from.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh so there's a little competition for Mikey here.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But that being said, if any men out there would
like to impress the beautiful, brilliant, and always classy Crystal
of Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, maybe one great way
to cap sure her heart would be to donate money
to a very worthy charity and help us to help
American heroes get the wheelchairs that they deserve.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Especially what with Veterans Day being just right around the
corners next week.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You know he'll help some of these guys out. Apparently,
kind of a big deal for the Marines. Next week too.
I don't know if you've heard.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Really, I hadn't heard. No, fifty years and fiftieth birthday? Yeah, Monday,
and then the next day is Veterans Day. You guys
ever go drinking with a bunch of marines? Yes, I
mean yeah, be careful. It would be my advice, because
they didn't you end up in a pink Barbie car
driving down Main Street Galveston Island.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, it doesn't matter who's Barbie card. It doesn't matter
or how we got it or what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Now. He'll be busy this weekend too.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Mark Metzker's a good friend of the show. He's a
hilarious guy. Did you see his Halloween costume?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
But did you do the Jason thing again where he
stabs people with a knife?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
No, silent Bob and Jay. It's really fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I thought he was the whole Is it Mike Myers
or who is it that he puts that mask on?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's Mike Myers from Halloween. Yeah he does that too. No,
he does a lot of costumes. Well, that one got.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Him arrested a year or two ago because the police
didn't think it was funny, even though it was a
fake knife and it was Halloween and he was out
on the beach by himself, but they still thought it
was bad hurricane.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It was during a hurricane. Okay, he was out on
the beach. It was a hurricane. They told everybody to
leave the beach. So he got dressed up like Mike
Myers from Halloween and he was just walking around out
there and there's a video of him getting arrested where
he's getting handcuffed.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But he's a lawyer. Mark is my favorite kind of
lawyer because he's.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
An outlaw and I'm an outlaw well, of course, so
we have a good time hanging out whenever I'm in Calvin.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Tell me about Jay and Silent Bob.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
He just did a very funny rendition of it. I
can't explain the joke on the radios.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And both or did he have somebody with him being
the other one?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
He had somebody being Silent Bob and he was Jay,
And it was just a very good rendition of it.
But if you don't know who Mark Metzker is, and
I assume a lot of you haven't, not from you know,
this is a big radio show. Now everybody's been to
Galveston and met the local attorneys. But if you ever
get arrested in Galveston, and I'm not being paid to
say this, he's just my buddy, call Mark Metzger.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't know if he'll win or lose, but at
the very least you'll have a very funny lawyer. And
isn't that really what matters, that's what you want. Yeah,
you're so happy, like you're on Mets or something. Walton
and Johnson Radio Network,
I'll tell you what, bro, I like Cody Jinks. This
is good music, right, I've.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Been telling you that, and you know you have to
go find it for yourself, though you can't just take
my word for stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, he's got new music out right now. That's why
I brought it up. In My Blood is the name
of the album. The song is called Lost Highway, Lost
Highways A cool man like Yeah, lost Highway.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Turn it around.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Cody Chinks looks like his beard probably smells like cigars
and bourbon as it should, you.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know what I mean. He's just that kind of a dude.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, Yeah, he looks like he uses that beard once
in a while to mop up after the show's over,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think Ever dips his beard in an alcoholic beverage
and then has young young women come and savor it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I hate to comment on that. He might have a
wife listening or something. I hate to be the one
to cause problems.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Shit Ever in the past, before he met her, he
might have tried that in the bars or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I mean, it's an interesting point, but we just heard
that story about Nancy Mace, and I don't want to
cause retribution.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
We ought not to be doing nothing like that, because.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You know how beautiful women can be. Scary, you do terrifying,
You know how they can be. You will lose sleep,
you will lay in bed staring at the ceiling thinking
what the hell have I done?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, that's gonna happen anyway, But at least now you
know it's over a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, so that's probably for the best. Are we talking
about the same things? I don't think we are.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Very upsetting sports story to give you this morning. Even
though we talked about it yesterday, there was no details
about it. Everybody was just wondering why a twenty four
year old professional athlete who should be fairly healthy would
just up and die. Well, the reason for that is
because he put a gun to his head and he
shot himself. That's why it wasn't nothing real suspicious about
(01:45):
it once they gave out the details.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So it's not a medical coincidence, not.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
At all, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Or it's brought to you by my pillow.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The entire group of folks over from Mike Lindale all
the way down. They always you know, telling me some
new products, new sale they got going on. It's some
major end of the year Christmas gift shopping. Everything going
on sale at my pillow dot.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Com, mymanmipillow dot com.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Promo code WJ those pillows are machine worship balls.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get you some today. I got a bunch of stories,
but I'm gonna let you take the lead here. Mister
Marshawn Nelan.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We talked about him yesterday, twenty four year old, second
year with the Cowboys playing and uh reported dead yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, it turns out it was a little more involved
in that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Uh. Police made a stop. Now understand, the dude had
a history of some mental problems. As is often the case,
not a things just didn't This is in the first time.
Things just snap that he had a little bit of
a history of some problems. Police pull him over. Uh,
they didn't like the way he was driving, I guess,
(02:54):
And that pullover led to a police chase, and at
some point chase led to a crash. Crash led to
Marshawn taking off on foot and running and sometime in
the darkness in the middle of the night. From what
I heard from my inside sources tell me that he
ran and hid in a porter potty and at that point,
(03:19):
sent a group text message to his teammates but the
Dallas Cowboys to tell them goodbye, and then killed himself.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh good, in a porta potty. That just makes it worse.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Absolutely. That is cold, man, That is cold all the
way around. How it worked out.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's only two things that should happen in a porta potty,
and that is not one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Tooth Oh yeah, okay, yeah, one and.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Two yeah, well, actually three. I guess you want to
tell that story, Jenny. Well, I've been to music festivals before.
We know why the line gets along. Sometimes there's two
dirty hippies go in there and do something unsavory.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And we don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Everybody else just wants to go to the bathroom. What
do you guys call it a porterloo at Johnny on
the Spot, honeybucket, porta potty, generally chemical toilet. Yeah, they
got all kinds of different brand names for him, you.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Know, Sandy Hutt.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The overall term I think is just porter potty, blue room, construction, toilet, thunderbox, caibo, beff, Dixie, portalett.
I can't think anymore. They got a lot of them, Yeah,
they sure do. In the meantimes last night and probably
didn't see it. The Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It was pretty rough, pretty ugly Denver defense just swarm
all over the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Broncos won ten to seven.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know if they started the rivalry back up
between the Raiders and the Broncos like they used to be,
but I know they did start a little bit of
a rivalry within the Raiders organization because Kenny Pickett, one
of the Raiders, was forced to intervene when quarterback Geno
Smith had a meltdown against one of his own players.
(04:56):
The player is a running back, supposed to make a block.
So it's fourth down, it's fourth and five. They really
need this, and so they keep the offense out on
the field. They said, we're going for it. I Pete
Carroll opted to try to make this even though they
were on the Broncos thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Eight yard line.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They said, Gino Smith dropped back to pass and the
safety come screeching in off of the corner, rubbed shoulders
with the dude that the running back that was so
supposed to block him, but he didn't block him, and
of course he.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Just swarmed all over. Gino sacked him. For a nine
yard loss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So instead of you know, fourth down making five, they
lost nine, which means then you know, didn't forget the
ball back. Well, Gino was not real happy about that,
and he just unleashed on the dude that missed the
block to the point where it was about to get physical.
You know, you hate to see players on the same
team fighting each other.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, the media is calling it a furious outburst. I
don't like how Gino spells his name. I wish he'd
spell it like an Italian. How does they spell it wrong?
Ge n O, it's gi n Oh. I always thought
in that he spelled Gino.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, I don't guess you get to tell him how
to spell his own name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well, I will tell his parents they spelled it wrong.
His parents didn't do him any favors. That's likely New
spell Erica AI r w rc ka A reka. All right,
I got one for you while we're doing NFL players
that are in trouble. Antonio Brown arrested extradited from Dubai
(06:33):
to America as he faces attempted murder charges.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Wow, that makes him look pretty guilty.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now. I don't know if he's guilty or not, but
I do know that his tweets about Gavin Newsom are
funny and that he's maga, So until we see some
evidence that he's guilty, I'm gonna try to give him
the benefit of the doubt own record for that. The
former NFL wide receiver who writes some really funny stuff
on X was arrested in Dubai. He's on his way
back to Miami now. He's being tried for an attempted
(06:58):
murder following a shooting on in May seventeenth. Attempted, I
might point out here nobody died. Still not good, right
us Marshall's arrested him.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Or his tweet's funny enough to let you forgive an
untempted murder?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, I mean if he'd actually killed somebody, obviously not
but attempted as a Catholic, Yeah, attempted for sure?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah? Could we have to forgive?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Brown had been in Dubai for several months prior to
his arrest and was overseas when a warrant for his
arrest was issued. After learning of the warrant, Brown retained
an attorney who obtained ten thousand dollars bomb that would
place him under house arrest, but he did not return
to South Florida. Huh went to dubai right, kind of
like the Nancy Mays thing where she's threatening journalists for
posting links on Twitter to stories they didn't even write.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It didn't make you look a little guilty, did Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Brown attended a celebrity boxing event in Miami on May sixteenth.
You may recall we talked about it. It led to an
altercation with several people. Early the next morning. After the
event ended, security staff intervened. Brown allegedly grabbed a pistol
from one of them and used it to fire two
shots at a guy named Zaul Carneen Mommy and non tombe.
That's a fun name, as American as apple pie. The
(08:05):
gunshots triggered a shot spotter alert.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You know what that is? Shot Spotter?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, that's it's a brand name, and it got police
to respond at three am, leading to police detaining Brown.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, all right, Dan, not all the NFL news is
about the criminals and death and sadness of the awesome
games this weekend. Matter of fact, Atlanta fans, don't forget.
You got to get up early Sunday. That game from
like Berlin, I think starts at about nine thirty Atlanta time,
and then the Saints travel to UH North Carolina prob
(08:38):
Camara is like doubtful, questionable and Houston hosting the jag
u Wars.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You happy now?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I am?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Actually that's a big deal to Steve. I have the
no CJ you liked. You corrected me on jag Uars
just the other day because Steve always cracks me. That's
why I was cracking you. I thought that's what Steve
would want. Well, that's important, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Did I do gut? Steve? Yeah, you're good, Thanks bro.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
LSU and Alabama this weekend and uh, it ain't the
typical you know, LSU Alabama kind of weekend. What was
the turmoil LSS you've been going through just lately. Uh.
Also A and M Missouri gonna be another really good game.
Couple of strong teams and they in Missouri. But the uh,
you know, Aggie said, no't matter where we play, we
(09:23):
ain't losing a game. They they got their undefeated streak
on the line. Yeah, you see how that go?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And John Gruden, just John Gruden, you familiar with Chucky
to coach? She said, Uh, he ready to get back
into coaching, and he would love to coach in the SEC.
I heard there's a team that needs a coach, a team.
It's like five teams gonna need a coach, and which
one he gonna pick. They leaning into.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Him at Arkansas pretty heavy, that's what the odds makers
are saying.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
But it ain't nothing but a done deal yet. Ain't
nothing but nothing yet. Have you guys heard about this?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And the NFL is really trying to double down on
that whole Bad Bunny fiasco. They're gonna have the first
ever football game in Spain and they've decided the best
person to be the halftime act not Bad Bunny, but
Daddy Yankee. He's going to perform during the halftime show.
And the two hit makers Let's see here will take
the stage November sixteenth, when the Washington Commanders face the
(10:23):
Dolphins at Madrid Santiago for the Bulls Stadium.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's next weekend. It's burly in this weekend, Madrid next week.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So if you love Desposito, if you don't, you better
get busy loving them. You ever bet you better learn
how you ever been to a Hispanic girl's wedding? When
this song gets played, Oh man, they lose their minds.
I don't know what it is about this song that
they love so much.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But I saw one time they I didn't get invited,
but it was in the park and I was driving
by it. I had to stop for a while because
they were crossing the street from taking pictures to going
to the park where they were going to dance, and
I just stopped the chuck. You know, everybody stopped, like
watching not not Size wives, but it's like watching the
you know, hurd of Buffalo at Yellowstone. You stopped the
(11:07):
car and you wait for him to get out of
the road or elk or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You got away and they was they was migrating over
to the park and woo, they was living it up.
Had them skirts up, you know where they got them
big frilly skirts and they just dancing and waving them around.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Mister kundeth Iss, you think he's talking about a king? Sanara?
Is that what you saw a lot of colors with me?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
She say, wad Way, the future is.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Hard, No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday to Fox newsgirl Carly Shimkiss. Yeah
that's a berthy, Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Very exciting. Sure, wait to put her on the list,
don't you. I mean, she's probably worthy of a.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Gotta crush ken, he's got.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
A look, there was a time when I was interested
in the ladies of Fox News, and Carly was near
the top of the list.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You're doing with women now, right, I've given up on it.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You've finally decided to come to their the other side.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No, no, no, there's a there's a third option. You
can just not You could just not try.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, because that other thing that's not even an option
for us. No, yeah, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The whole being gay thing doesn't seem that bad minus
the sex that I couldn't do just hanging out with guys.
I mean, this is kind of that. You know, if
you think about it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
In thirty, maybe twenty more years, that's perfect for you.
Then what like just being an older gay? I guess
when you're you know, you get up into your mid
sixties or beyond, you're probably gonna be less inclined to
involve yourself in any.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Sort of gay or straight.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I hang out with a lot of people in my
building and there's some gay people, and sometimes all that
you've got gay people in your building. Now, Well, yeah,
it's America. In twenty twenty five, they all lived in Momtrose.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now. I'm pretty sure they can live anywhere now. But
there's miss morning. You just said that's the gay neighborhood.
That that means that they're all forced to live in
that spot.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It sounds like you're trying to make a point I've
made before that there's no longer a need for gay neighborhoods,
which I'd agree with.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Duh, why do we need gay neighborhoods?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
And it's like America's not really to use their term
homophobic anymore, and we don't care if you're gay, you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Know, yeah, unless we need to be homophobic for a
politician to make a point or achieve something, you know,
because we're still very racist, even though we're not, we're
still homophobic. We're all the problems except the Islamophobic thing.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
We can't. We can't do that anymore. I can. I'm
a skeptical of Islam. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh no, I don't. I don't even question it, don't
care for it. Emails at Walton Johnson dot com. Nancy
Grace MTG Lauren Bobert. I think they mean Nancy Mace. Mace, Yeah,
Nancy Grace was that lady. That's true Math I've probably
read it. She was on hl TV or whatever it
was called.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And it just looks like they're just they're all turning
crazy or is it the power that goes to their
heads and makes them act this way?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I think it was that thing with the moon this week.
Remember that it was the moon that was Oh wait,
what kind of moon was it?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It was a full moon? No, it was no.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Billy tried again, Billy, Oh I'm not beaver You damn right.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
It was a beaver moon. And look what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
MTG going crazy. Nancy is going crazy. But Nazi Pelosi,
I mean Nancy I didn't I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Not Nazi Pelosi. Money not see her running this next time?
Why do we never think of that before?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Daniel is the one that wrote it in an email.
I give him credit. Danny, you good job. If the
truth comes out about the fact that she rejected the
National Guard security for January sixth, charges might ensue. You
think she's maybe leaving office before some of that stuff
swells up. And bites her in the ass.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I am sure her and her husband and her husband's
gay lover all gonna go live in a beach in
Italy somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And if you cross her, he's liable to stick that
hammer dude on you.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's hammer time, bro. Yeah, you don't need that, all right?
Speaking of Islam, you got any more emails? Or should we?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh? There's always more there. There was this one that
yesterday we pointed out late in the show that it
was our good friend Crystal's birthday. Crystal Lara Mara is
the I'm sorry, Crystal Lara Maria that's her full name.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, okay, laramore Lam you say that was such that
and I think it's French though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Crystal runs Wheelchairs for Warriors, the fabulous organization which we
have often helped raise money, and yesterday, on a birthday,
we were lucky enough to pick her up and chat
with her on the phone briefly about her birthday and
Wheelchairs for Warriors and all of the rest of that.
And sure enough, Mike writes in, Hey, guys, could can
(16:00):
you help a brother out put in a good word
for me. I'd I'd like to meet Crystal sounds like
he was charmed by her her winning personality yesterday. In fact, I.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Just wanted to know put in a good word for
me with her.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I have a real job and everything, so you know,
it's not like those regular types that keep coming around anyway,
he said, I'm working on a big project to raise
money for wheelchairs for Warriors and would love to tell
her about it in person.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Crystal is my sister from another mister, right, I don't
hook her up with this dude, maybe yea. I am
told though, by Crystal that she got several friend requests
yesterday on book face from.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh so there's a little competition for Mikey here.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But that being said, if any men out there would
like to impress the beautiful, brilliant, and always classy Crystal
of Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, maybe one great way
to cap sure her heart would be to donate money
to a very worthy charity and help us to help
American heroes get the wheelchairs that they deserve.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Especially what with Veterans Day being just right around the
corners next week.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You know he'll help some of these guys out. Apparently,
kind of a big deal for the Marines. Next week too.
I don't know if you've heard.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Really, I hadn't heard. No, fifty years and fiftieth birthday? Yeah, Monday,
and then the next day is Veterans Day. You guys
ever go drinking with a bunch of marines? Yes, I
mean yeah, be careful. It would be my advice, because
they didn't you end up in a pink Barbie car
driving down Main Street Galveston Island.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, it doesn't matter who's Barbie card. It doesn't matter
or how we got it or what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Now. He'll be busy this weekend too.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Mark Metzker's a good friend of the show. He's a
hilarious guy. Did you see his Halloween costume?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
But did you do the Jason thing again where he
stabs people with a knife?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
No, silent Bob and Jay. It's really fun.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I thought he was the whole Is it Mike Myers
or who is it that he puts that mask on?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's Mike Myers from Halloween. Yeah he does that too. No,
he does a lot of costumes. Well, that one got.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Him arrested a year or two ago because the police
didn't think it was funny, even though it was a
fake knife and it was Halloween and he was out
on the beach by himself, but they still thought it
was bad hurricane.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It was during a hurricane. Okay, he was out on
the beach. It was a hurricane. They told everybody to
leave the beach. So he got dressed up like Mike
Myers from Halloween and he was just walking around out
there and there's a video of him getting arrested where
he's getting handcuffed.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But he's a lawyer. Mark is my favorite kind of
lawyer because he's.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
An outlaw and I'm an outlaw well, of course, so
we have a good time hanging out whenever I'm in Calvin.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Tell me about Jay and Silent Bob.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
He just did a very funny rendition of it. I
can't explain the joke on the radios.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And both or did he have somebody with him being
the other one?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
He had somebody being Silent Bob and he was Jay,
And it was just a very good rendition of it.
But if you don't know who Mark Metzker is, and
I assume a lot of you haven't, not from you know,
this is a big radio show. Now everybody's been to
Galveston and met the local attorneys. But if you ever
get arrested in Galveston, and I'm not being paid to
say this, he's just my buddy, call Mark Metzger.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't know if he'll win or lose, but at
the very least you'll have a very funny lawyer. And
isn't that really what matters, that's what you want. Yeah,
you're so happy, like you're on Mets or something. Walton
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