Gov. Landry Has Been Killing It Lately - THU 6.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It feels good this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, Bro, I feel good right now. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
There's just I feel good too. Hi, Hi, I feel good.
Never mind you want to feel me? No, No, I
just feel right here. I feel good. You know it's
nice and smooth and creamy skin.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Why do you have to kill the buzz like that?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Ain't at something?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, we were all having a good time and then
you showed up with your annoying voice.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You're having a better time. Oh, speaking of a good time,
how was your big event yesterday in Basol Rouge.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I had a great time.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
We were in a place, well, obviously, we were at
the Baton Rouge. You just explained that I was with
the governor. And this beautiful woman named Anna Johnson organized
this event.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Do I know her call?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think you might. Yeah, it feels like I met
her recently. She's a good friend of the show. It
was called the Mavericks Dinner, and it was for some
of the movers and shakers in the Louisiana oil and
gas and the energy industry.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So I did.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Nothing to do with what's their name's husband? Top gun
or no, no, John McCain, the lady from Alaska. Oh,
Sarah Palin's I don't know why it is based on
her name. Sarah Palin's son, her husband was named Maverick.
I forget. I think it was the boy. I thought
his name was Keper. Some point she had more than one. Yeah,

(01:12):
I think that, or maybe she was a Maverick. I
think you're I don't remember, but she wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I think you're confusing that they used to call John
McCain the Maverick and she was his running mate.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think that's what you're thinking of. I just attached
Maverick to Sarah Palin.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I won't claim to know why they called it the
Maverick Dinner, but it had nothing to do with any
of them. It was a great celebration of the energy industry.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Governor Landry was there. We told some jokes, and then
we talked about how important.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Governor Landry uh Riff did. He throw some some pretty
funny stuff out there.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Dude, I don't care what y'all think of Governor Landry.
I think he's the best governor in America right now.
I think he's a cool guy. He cleaned up the
streets of New Orleans. He's basically Cajun Trump. What he
has done in that state has been pretty incredible. And
I understand he's got some critics because he did some
radical changes in a short amount of time. But think
about this, in the state of Louisiana, which accounts for

(02:06):
about one percent of the state's popular the country's population,
they produce more than fifteen percent of the energy that
is being used here in the country and that we're exporting.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's a lot. That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now, Now that matters when you look at what's going
on with the Ai Revolution, competing with China, competing with Russia,
competing with all the petro states, Iran, Venezuela. Because of
people on the Gulf coast, because of people in the
Gulf of America, in the Permian Basin and up in
the Dakotas doing domestic energy production, We've taken over the

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last one hundred years billions of people out of poverty.
We have doubled the life span of humanity. People criticize
oil and gas. They can criticize petroleum products or LNG,
and I got to ask, can you think of a
technology that's improved more people's lives.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't think you need to spell stuff out we're
grown ups. We can take it. I can say the.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Word liquefied natural gas is there. You go, yeah, well
we in the industry. We in the industry call it
al en g bill.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yet it's fine.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You don't get it. It's no big I don't get it.
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
But anyway, the point is this Louisiana vastly improving, and
a lot of it has to do with through three
hundred thousand oil and gas workers, energy workers in that state.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And if you're one of those people that looks at
all the wars.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Happening in the world and you draw a line and
make a connection to the fact that all those rogue
nations are being funded right now by petroleum, then you
understand that it's more than just life improving resources. It's
about world peace.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It had a lot to do with getting Putin to
come to the negotiating table because Trump used oil is
one of those things that you like it, you want it.
You might not get as much as you want if
you don't work with me here.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
By taking the sanctions off the nord Stream pipeline, Joe
Biden gave Putin the ability to start that war. Joe
Biden and a very depleted, crippled, cuckoled American energy industry
are the reason that war started. And now because of
Donald Trump and people like Jeff Landry, and of course
just the energy industry abroad across the country, which is
making a lot of money at the moment, we're going

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to stop that war. It's amazing to thinks that some
guy working on an oil rig or an oil patch
is actually playing an important role in spreading world peace.
And if you don't believe it, up here is f
you America rules. You suck kiss my ass.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, because you don't get it, and we do. So
there I'm about death.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
This is a safe space for American patriotism around here.
We wipe our asses with the Hamas flag. Take your
Hemas scarf, and kiss my ass, buddy.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
In the meantime, I know, kenn he gets real worked
up about this kind of stuff. In the meantime, not
only has Trump brought Putin and Zelensky to the table
to talk, turns out Putin also, I mean, Trump has
also had a word with Miss Aaron the hurricane out

(04:59):
in the Atlantic, and he told her she needs to
just turn around and go away. And sure enough, within
a couple hours of him saying that looks like Hurricane
Aaron is headed back out to sea. But of course
she's big and fat and a lot of her outer
bands are whooping up the surf there in North Carolina.

(05:22):
They just showed some waves crashing into the beach. I
don't know if that was Texas. I know there'd be
people out there surfing, whether they were allowed to or not,
because that's what they do. But they had they had
some fifteen fifteen foot waves, just barren. Now, we were
told last week that the East coast was going to

(05:43):
be expecting one hundred foot waves. Remember that.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, just just please you remember that must be a tsunami. Wow,
I mean yeah, it would be. It would be pretty terrible.
It'd be pretty surprising.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
You remember that scene in Apocalypse now where there's sing
during the war there and they got Wagner playing in
the background right at the valkyries.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's kick ass, dude. That's a good ass movie.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
We should watch that. Yeah, let's put that on during
commercial break. So you think we could watch it in
like a five minute period? Real question?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I don'tly Why not? The reason well, one of the
reasons I asked how your event went is because next
time we need to take a day off. What I
was thinking was we'd let doctor Johnny Fever do the show.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Didn't me die?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's what's important is that nobody ever really dies anymore,
especially if they're celebrity. They can bring them back in
so many ways. Oh, with AI, they can bring them back.
With AI, they can do holograms, they can do all
kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I don't think holograms are going to work on the
radio though.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, probably not. Somebody and I'm not sure who did this,
went back and took all of doctor Johnny's Fever. Doctor
Johnny Fever's breaks from wk in Cincinnati. You know, he'll
he'll put a record on and then he'll wander around
the radio station, interacting with the sales manager or the
pretty girl up at the front desk or whatever. And

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he's hardly ever in the radio studio. So they took
all of his breaks, and then they filled in the
space between them with the full versions of the songs
that he played during the show. It turns out it's
a three hour radio show, now a three hour tour. Yes,
that's a show. And I know we we do way

(07:32):
more than three hours a day. We just work harder
because that's how we were raised, I guess, but it'd
be interesting to hear.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, Unfortunately, I just don't think that's the kind of
thing we could do on.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Our show today.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well, ain't that a shame?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah? Sorry, everybody?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Stan rock all right?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
That was the Kinks rock and roll Fantasy from their
l this album Misfits. And this is doctor Johnny Fever
on WKRP in Cincinnati where it's twenty one degrees outside
and the time is six oh seven in the morning.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
And for some reason, we'll be right.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Back with more of your favorite recorded melodies after this.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
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acquisitions after acquisition. So did I divide the city? Yes? No,
the city was divided before he was step foot into the.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Office Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
What is three hundred and thirty million dollar contract extension?
It might be his new bride? Oh man, wait what
you look at that? Shock's familiar? Is that an actress?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah? Where do I know her?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Freely U Steinfeld?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh, it's Jerry Seinfeld's daughter. I get it.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
No, I don't think so, but no, she's an actress.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, True Grit. She was in True Grit. Billy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, she was the little girl in the tint grew
up good. She was good little actress. I'll tell you
that the twenty ten remake. But what else is she
she send something? She was in Pitch Perfect, That's what
she was in. I remember watching it with a woman
that I used to live with for about a decade
a month. Really the Edge of seventeen. I don't know
what that is. It's whatdy Harrelson. Oh, that could be good.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I don't know. Anyway, she's one of those faces you'd
know her if you saw her.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
But the movie Sinners, it was the highest grossing original
horror movie in domestic box office history. She has been
OSCAR nominated. She also contributed to the soundtrack with the
single called Dangerous. She celebrated her first anniversary of her
weekly newsletter. She's an actress, a singer. She has a

(09:54):
weekly newsletter, and she's there to support her man as
he prepares for his NFL season. I don't know how
many years he's sent, but it's his season that's coming up.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
She's a little racially ambiguous, and I don't know why
they included this information in her biography here, but she's
half Filipino and she is half African American and there's
another picture of her day and her last name is Steinfeld.
It sounds like an African American Filipino names. You sure do, Yeah,
it really does. I'll tell you what. That's the way
to go.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, right there, if you could, if you can order
that up, I don't know, you're going and wait dating sites,
you know, maybe can you order self like a half
Filipino half whatever she used.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know why it's.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So controversial, but if you tell the dating app what
racial preferences you have, that's real offensive to people.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I really because some.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Of the dating apps if you're if you're a Jew,
or if you're black, or if you're Asian. I mean,
they have specific dating sites just for those kinds of people.
But if you're like a white guy, you can't tell
if anybody what you prefer.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well, it's there when you go into the preferences, it
says you could prefer Asian, you could prefer black, you
could prefer Hispanic, or you can be a racist. And
it starts right there. Those are the options they make.
It you got one or the other. When did John
Mayer say? He said, I'm not a racist, but my
penis is I think he did say that I'm not
a racist. I would date anybody. The problem is anybody
won't date me. That's my whole issue.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I do worry about the boys, careto Josh got married
to this fine looking woman in May, and that's three
months ago.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
They got one more preseason game coming up this weekend
and then it's time to go. I don't know if
you know this or not, but if a man is
getting getting it regular you know by somebody that fine,
he might not be able to bring his full potential
of power to the sport. For a second, I thought

(11:52):
you said if a guy was getting irregular. But they're
all getting it regularly, getting it, he getting it regularly.
They're both pretty funny, to be honest. Well they're mooners still.
They're in that glowing first few months of marriage. You
might even remember that, can.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
He Okay, So common logic here on this is that
a guy that's getting no I heard what you said,
just ignored that I heard of you. But the you know,
the common logic, the basic perception of what's happening here
is a guy who's having sex regularly isn't going to
be as good as sports, right, and there isn't actually
any proof of that.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, yeah, coach said.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So, okay, you're telling me this guy spends three and
a half minutes with his girlfriend before he goes to bed.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
How does that affect the game the next day?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh? It takes your legs, man, it takes your legs. Right?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
What according to what uh experience?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Every great high school quarterback and every high school football
film I've ever seen was smashing every cheerleader in the movie,
and somehow they still won the big game and high
school that would have been wrong. They would have been
under age.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
For the record, all those movies, all those movies came
out when I was in high school.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Should I Oh, you're basing this on movies. Now, okay,
so you did some good research. Yeah that's Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I mean when they.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
When coaches, it's uh, you shouldn't do it. And that's
all you needed to know. Coach knows stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
And I'm sure when scout, I'm sure when some nineteen
year old boy is alone with the head cheerleader, he's
thinking about his coach.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm sure I'm sure he is telling her after the game, baby,
after the game, not now.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
But hang on, that's the thing. After the game, you're
still not supposed to. It's the whole season right in that.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well yeah, but the night before is really where you
got to watch out for that kind of thing. All
the morning of Oh lord, no, have you ever, like,
do you hang out with any of the Maha guys?
Have you heard what? Jew? You choose?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Jew? You Jew? Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm you hang out with?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
What hey?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Are you? Bro? I'm from Chicago? I could talk that way?
You can't. I know, you just did a racism. Did
you hear that? Mister?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Oh, he just did a racist I've definitely heard that. Absolutely,
Let's hear them all over the place. I hang out
with some of these mahaaus. You go right to talking white. No,
I was talking Chicago.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's different. Oh all right, I hang out with some
of these MAHA guys.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
My buddy Jesse was telling me the other day about
all the stuff that gives you microplastics in your testicles.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh to Maha supposed to be the health people, right, Yeah,
so no more plastic in my testicles.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well that's the plan, right.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
But one of the other weird things if you fall
into the subcultures of these guys. They have this thing
about not doing that what we were just talking about,
so that you can build up your zinc and mercury levels.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
And it was like, okay, but like, why.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do I want that more zinc and mercury or less.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I've read a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think less mercury would be better. I've read a
lot of these studies that claim that you're supposed to
do that so you don't get testicular cancer that you
got to get.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Women don't need it. Go ahead and argue with me,
women if you want but you don't. Men, Well, the
women with testicles might. I could prove that below. I
could prove that men need it and women just want it.
I could prove that right now. Is there a strip
club in America where men are entertaining women and there's
a woman in there seven nights a week, spending her

(15:01):
whole paycheck and she just hates herself.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
That doesn't have anything to do with the sexual needs
or desires. It has to do with the fact that
she's not a man. She's just not a man. That's
what I'm talking about it. But you're likning it to
the sex and I'm telling you it's just a it's
a brain thing.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I think you're missing this. That's that's what I'm saying.
I think we're saying the same thing, we're just explaining
it differently. The guy needs to be there, he needs that.
He's not getting that gratification in his life. Whereas a sexless,
sexless woman will just go out and buy a bunch
of cats, a sexless man will be in the strip
club seven nights a week talking to some girl named
Cinnamon about his ex wife and asking himself why his

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bank accounts always depleted.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
But you think he needs it because it's this urge
that women don't have. And I'm telling you that's not
the case. Women have urges, they have needs, they have
a biological clock is ticking. Damn, bam bam. You saw
that movie. But they have more control over their base
desires than you men.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't think you know any cat. Ladies all introduce
you to something. You're listening to.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
A handsome guy, by the way, I didn't It's usually
not my thing, but he is a good looking sucker.
He must be the new guy,