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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've sold out. This is good music to walk to. Oh,
this is great.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's Steve Cropper, by the way, Rest in peace to
the legend.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
That also get Shorty, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
But anyway, bros, Get Shorty. That is so I haven't
thought about that movie.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Now our tracks, man, Now that we're thinking about Steve Cropper,
the late Steve Cropper by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
When we're at like the ski resort or a party
or something, and I see mister Oh walking through the
parking lot, this is the music I always hear as
he's walking towards us.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And you know I hear it too.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, weird, probably because it's playing out of a loud speak.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I sold out. You guys, what did you sell
out of? T? Shirts? Coffee mugs? What do we got now?
I'm now on toc tic.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I joined.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I joined TikTok. You swore on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Something your sister's virginity or something that you'd never do that.
My sister's divorced. I don't know much about her sex life,
but I'm pretty probably should.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Have not been. You know, I wouldn't stay married to
a virgin long myself. Okay, Billy, I am on TikTok now,
I've decided to do.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why would someone who said for years that they didn't
think a grown man in America should ever be on
TikTok even though you have friends who are. Obviously, I
was inspired by the Trump administration to join and participate
in the culture war.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did Trump tell you to get on the TikTok?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, he's on it now and some of my friends
that do conservative political news media are on it. So
if you're on the Toctic, if you're on TikTok, I
will be tiktoking regularly. I am at Kenny in Texas.
We will give you an inside look into what goes
on in the Walton Johnson studio and the bizarre adventures
I go on when I'm off the air, to comedy
(01:41):
shows and rave parties and communist political rallies where I
battle people in the street at Kenny in Texas. If
you want to join me on tk tic, all right,
and I will look at the people that follow me,
and I may even follow.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You back, because I'm looking for some stuff to follow.
Wouldn't that be wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
In the meantime, we have more news for you, ladies
and gentlemen. This is a big one here. In fact,
it's not just a regular news story. It's a news
story that happened in a very specific place in the
Walton and Johnson listening region.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Not Louisiana, not Oklahoma. Oh here comes afoot him, not
the foreigna man, oh boy. And it's brought to you
by you know what.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We're going commercial free for the next few minutes. And
so it's brought to you by the goodness and the
giving of the Walton Johnson collective heart here at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
This is our gift, all right, Yeah, that's it. People
wanted something else, Yeah, they probably did, right, I would think.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So, oh, they get what they get. Okay, that's a
good point.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Today's Florida story involves a woman named Trina, and Trina
likes chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And I know what you're thinking, Are you guys going
to be racist?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I like chicken wings too.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Just because she's a big black lady named Trina who
each chicken wings doesn't mean I'm gonna look down at
her for that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I love chicken wings, bro, I'm straight off light her
for the last chicken wing.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We take you today to Middleburg, Florida. Oh well, maybe
not her, because she's a big guy.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, she is a big girl and she likes her
chicken wings, and like a lot of us, she has
one of those ring doorbell cameras.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, so the other day she orders food to her
Orange Park home and she was a chicken wing.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was. Yeah, it doesn't say if they were lemon,
pepper or what like. I know that's in mud.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get them dry and get sauce on the side. That
way you can mix and match.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I actually think the dry rub is a better way
to go. I do too, because I don't like getting
the sauce all over my fingers. But I don't want
to do the nuggets. Boneless wings aren't wings? Agree or disagree? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Absolutely agree?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, I like playing a bone in my chicken and
nothink maybe it ain't real chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now, don't get me wrong. I like nuggets, but don't
call it a boneless wing. That's not what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So you like bone in, yeah, baby, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, that's another story altogether, really anyway, the path of sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I like sauce. Guys.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I want to the lady this. Have you been in
the studio before? It's covered in sauce? Anyway? That goes
without saying. So this young woman or not young, I
don't know how old she had, doesn't say in the story.
She orders her chicken wings, and as the delivery driver arrives,
he's walking up to the front door. He's holding the
bag of chicken wings and I don't know he guess
he wasn't holding it very tightly. I don't understand how
(04:15):
this happened because a door dash policy that I'm widely
familiar with, they're supposed to seal the bag.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, yeah, because I don't want him reaching in there
and you know, maybe getting my fries or what if
they sucked on my straw.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't want that either. Yeah, I wouldn't want them
to suck on my straw. I don't want anyone sucking
on my straw.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know, that's just it's a personal thing.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Absolutely, not not until after marriage anyway. So this guy's
walking up and I don't understand how this happened, but
he drops a chicken wing on he just drops one wing,
just dropped one wing. And oh they weren't all in
the bag. It fell out of the packaging. Okay, that's gross,
which kind of makes you wonder was he going through it?
What the hell happened? It all gets caught on the
doorbell camera's got she got a video of this.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It falls out. Guess what he does, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sure sure you already know there, put it back in
the bag, picks it up, lifts the ground, licks his fingers,
puts it back in the bag. Well put it in
the bag first, probably yeah, licked his fingers because well
he's got that on his fingers. Now it is all
caught on camera. Here's the homeowner, Trena Brown. Wait, her
last name is Brown. There was the Browns. Her name
is not miss White or the Blacks. Anyway, here's tree
(05:22):
of Brown and talking about what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
She said, Mom, all he had to do was knock
on the door and say, hey, it was really one
bonus wing out of twelve that dropped on the ground.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I dropped this.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Just wanted to let you know, if he can't deliver
food with the do care, then maybe there's something else
out there for him to do. Secondly, on door dash,
just behalf. I'm not really sure what the training is,
you know, but maybe it's time to bring the drivers
in or require them to have some type of training,
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putting one wing.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, he was a farmer down to feet out and
one and tell chicken. Knew that he was strange, but
let's try and d on and change when the righteous
vegetarians came around. Now, there ain't no nice way to
kill chickens.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Nope, there's not often to make any man insane.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Oh but Jesse, he took pleasure at twenty extreme measure.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He spared none of.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
His corker any pain.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Everybody does he like, that's the best ride to tell
a chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So really, you told the whole chicken wing story just
so you could play that silly thog.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I mean, did you not enjoy the choking his chicken song?
Not not as much as the rest of you seem
to have enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
My question is if he had come to your door
and said, hey, I just got to be honest. One
of your twelve wings fell out of the bag and
landed on the floor, so you're only getting eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know you wouldn't want this. It hit the ground.
That is not acceptable because.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That wing or chicken whatever it was, leg or wing,
they all call them wings, but sometimes you get drumsticks.
It should not have been separated from the other wings.
Why was it loose? Why was that about and available
to fly? Because you're in the bag picking at them.
That's what I think, too, out go gone. I don't
just want money back, I want I want compensation.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This is an outrage to chicken wings hands everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, I'm anybody that has ever door dashed anything, Yeah,
I'm offended, I'm I rate, I'm disgusted at this.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
By the way, the best way to kill a chicken?
You said there's no great way, but there is, and
that little gal proved it in the movie Cold Mountain.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't know if you ever saw that movie. Why
what'd she do? She knew how to kill a chicken? Huh?
Renees el Wegger, that was the actress. How could you
tell she's had so much plastic surgery? Was before? Okay?
Got it? Yea.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
She just yanks that chicken off the porch by it's
head and goes like that, pop one time, one hand,
flick it. Grandma could do that too. Grandma walk out
in the yard and she reach out and grab one
nim chicken boom. It was a rooster in the movie,
but still it's a chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Does the chicken ever peck back at you or attacking
when you snap its neck like that.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Sure, no, okay, well that was the whole point of
that scene in the movie. Nicole Kidman was.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Scared of the rooster because it would attack her, and
Rene Zellweger just kind of like in the middle of conversation.
She didn't even change, you know, she's just having a chat,
and she just walks over and grabs the rooster and
goes bam.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Only won't bother you anymore. It was fun. And that's
why both of those women got all that plastic surgery. Yep,
that's why we're here.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
But I was kind of hoping for a white Christmas
that is ignorant and racist.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I have a question because I had never heard this
song in my life. I've never heard that song song
you just played. You'd never heard it before, and I've
heard a lot of Rod Stewart. I've never heard that song.
It says here that that's a country music song.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh no, no, it's Rod Stewart. Rod ain't country. Okay, Yeah,
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
They listed it as one of Rod Stewart's hits on
the country charge he lives in the country in England
and he brought in Steve Cropper for his country song.
Or maybe they meant the country of England.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, it's not. It's not country like we have here
in America.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
There's nothing country about that song. It features an eighties
synth sound at the beginning. Now the synthesizer, it doesn't.
It's like an eighty.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It sounds like a Yeah, you've joined with the with
the Sith. Huh tell?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, Saint Sith is evil and it's the dark side,
and ain't nobody need it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Sometimes I think you pretend to be stupid. I think
you're just met you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You damn straight on? Wait what I represent that remark?
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Speaking of pretending, BD Wong, y'all know who he is.
He's an actor, Badian actor. Well Wong, I guess might
have been a tip that he was Asian. He is
pretending to feel bad and we'll explain why coming up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But first we have to save people's lives. We're not
doing sports. Well, no, what about the shredded cheese? Oh
you're right that we don't save lives.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I mean if we mentioned this an hour later and
somebody dies because they ate the wrong shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You're right, would feel awful. Cue the music. Please cue
the music. We're gonna need the music. There we go.
Thank you. This is important work we're doing here, people, So.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Listen up, all right, pay attention everybody. Don't no laughing.
This is important. Somebody could die.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The FDA has to reclassified a recall of Class one.
That's like the worst kind, I guess for shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This effects over one and a half million.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Bags of shredded cheese, which I'm guessing the majority of
our listeners have some in their refrigerator right now.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know I do.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Potential contamination of your shredded cheese with metal fragments, which
they think might pose a health risk. Oh you think, yeah.
The recall was initiated after discovered the cheese those metal
fragments could cause internal injuries, and that affects a wide
(11:23):
range of shredded cheese products sold under various labels and
major retailers target Walmart Aldi. We're talking about part skim
Mozzarella Mozzarella Provolone blend, the Mozzarella Parmesan shredded Cheese blend,
and others, and they were distributed across thirty one states
(11:46):
and Puerto Rico. Can they hear us in Puerto Rico
this morning?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Right? I hope. I hope we're saving lives there too.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So yes, here in our state and thirty other states,
they want you to bring your cheese back. Maybe if
you take it back to the store, you could get
a full refunder or something. I don't know, but check
your refrigerator, see what you've got.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This is such an American problem.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, you know it is because only in America
where we're too lazy to shred.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Our own cheese. True.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Plus it's a blend, you know, so you'd have to
get out the mozzarella, then you'd have to get out
the American cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Then you'd have to get out the provolone.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And nobody has time to shred three or four different
kinds of cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I mean, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's too much, And at the end of the day,
I'm sure we all agree, if my lazy ass has
to get three cheeses out, I'd rather risk death.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Well, I got to tell you right now, the best
way to test your mainliness is to ingest some metal
fragments every now and then. It toughens you up if
it don't kill you. I do like cheese, Well who doesn't.
What do you put your shredded cheese on? Mainly what
you go to there? All right, let's start with the
obvious thing. If you have go, that's not what I
was going to start with. I thought that was the
(12:57):
obvious thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well, I don't disagree with the taco go for sure,
but generally I'm putting shredded cheese on stuff that's already prepared.
I just want it to be a little better than
it was when I got it to me. The first
thing I think of.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You don't do a lot of cooking in your in
your home, do you. It's just me and milk. I
know that's why I feel it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's nobody to cook for. But if I've got a
frozen pizza, is the amount of cheese you get the
allocated amount? It's never enough. Now, you can't just put
it on when the pizza is still frozen. You got
to start the pizza. Then about five minutes into it,
as it's thought and started to cook, that's when you
add the cheese.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So you are a chef, yes, thank you? Really.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, Well, otherwise the cheese that you added to it
is going to burn. No, you don't want it to
cook faster than the frozen pizza, does you?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So you got to start the process of the pizza.
Then you hop in there add a little more cheese.
I like to cook it slow. Whatever it says, what
the time is, I choose the longest amount of time,
and I lower the temperature a little more than it suggests.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who don't like a man with a slowhand? Huh? Absolutely?
In that?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Is that a Steve Cropper song? No, never mind, Bill,
it's country though? Is that you wanted it to be country?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's a Rod Stewart song, got it? It's Kanye Twitty,
Kanye Kanye Twitty. Yeah, I love him and I know
you do. It's too bad it didn't work out with
him and Kim.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
They were a cute What we about to talk about
before we saved everybouty his life from their cheese?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, obviously coming up in just a little bit, We've
got to do the sports report because mister Oh, if
you don't do.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It, I'll probably be ready for that real soon.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Tonight's an important night, as you know, tonight's the night
that Monday Night football happens on a Thursday, So that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Isn't that fun? And then as we're on the topic
of that B. D. Wong, that's a fun name. Wong.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He's in trouble for a very racist joke that he made.
He's gonna apologize for it coming up, and I'm sure it,
Oh my god, so racist. It's so racist. I think
only about one eighth of America would have been offended.
And I'm sure you know who they voted for, oh dear. Yeah,
this is the worst Christmas ever.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
I've sold out. This is good music to walk to. Oh,
this is great.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's Steve Cropper, by the way, Rest in peace to
the legend.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
That also get Shorty, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
But anyway, bros, Get Shorty. That is so I haven't
thought about that movie.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Now our tracks, man, Now that we're thinking about Steve Cropper,
the late Steve Cropper by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
When we're at like the ski resort or a party
or something, and I see mister Oh walking through the
parking lot, this is the music I always hear as
he's walking towards us.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And you know I hear it too.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, weird, probably because it's playing out of a loud speak.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I sold out. You guys, what did you sell
out of? T? Shirts? Coffee mugs? What do we got now?
I'm now on toc tic.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I joined.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I joined TikTok. You swore on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Something your sister's virginity or something that you'd never do that.
My sister's divorced. I don't know much about her sex life,
but I'm pretty probably should.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Have not been. You know, I wouldn't stay married to
a virgin long myself. Okay, Billy, I am on TikTok now,
I've decided to do.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why would someone who said for years that they didn't
think a grown man in America should ever be on
TikTok even though you have friends who are. Obviously, I
was inspired by the Trump administration to join and participate
in the culture war.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did Trump tell you to get on the TikTok?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, he's on it now and some of my friends
that do conservative political news media are on it. So
if you're on the Toctic, if you're on TikTok, I
will be tiktoking regularly. I am at Kenny in Texas.
We will give you an inside look into what goes
on in the Walton Johnson studio and the bizarre adventures
I go on when I'm off the air, to comedy
(01:41):
shows and rave parties and communist political rallies where I
battle people in the street at Kenny in Texas. If
you want to join me on tk tic, all right,
and I will look at the people that follow me,
and I may even follow.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You back, because I'm looking for some stuff to follow.
Wouldn't that be wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
In the meantime, we have more news for you, ladies
and gentlemen. This is a big one here. In fact,
it's not just a regular news story. It's a news
story that happened in a very specific place in the
Walton and Johnson listening region.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Not Louisiana, not Oklahoma. Oh here comes afoot him, not
the foreigna man, oh boy. And it's brought to you
by you know what.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We're going commercial free for the next few minutes. And
so it's brought to you by the goodness and the
giving of the Walton Johnson collective heart here at Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
This is our gift, all right, Yeah, that's it. People
wanted something else, Yeah, they probably did, right, I would think.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So, oh, they get what they get. Okay, that's a
good point.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Today's Florida story involves a woman named Trina, and Trina
likes chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And I know what you're thinking, Are you guys going
to be racist?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I like chicken wings too.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Just because she's a big black lady named Trina who
each chicken wings doesn't mean I'm gonna look down at
her for that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I love chicken wings, bro, I'm straight off light her
for the last chicken wing.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We take you today to Middleburg, Florida. Oh well, maybe
not her, because she's a big guy.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, she is a big girl and she likes her
chicken wings, and like a lot of us, she has
one of those ring doorbell cameras.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, so the other day she orders food to her
Orange Park home and she was a chicken wing.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was. Yeah, it doesn't say if they were lemon,
pepper or what like. I know that's in mud.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get them dry and get sauce on the side. That
way you can mix and match.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I actually think the dry rub is a better way
to go. I do too, because I don't like getting
the sauce all over my fingers. But I don't want
to do the nuggets. Boneless wings aren't wings? Agree or disagree? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Absolutely agree?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, I like playing a bone in my chicken and
nothink maybe it ain't real chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now, don't get me wrong. I like nuggets, but don't
call it a boneless wing. That's not what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So you like bone in, yeah, baby, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, that's another story altogether, really anyway, the path of sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I like sauce. Guys.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I want to the lady this. Have you been in
the studio before? It's covered in sauce? Anyway? That goes
without saying. So this young woman or not young, I
don't know how old she had, doesn't say in the story.
She orders her chicken wings, and as the delivery driver arrives,
he's walking up to the front door. He's holding the
bag of chicken wings and I don't know he guess
he wasn't holding it very tightly. I don't understand how
(04:15):
this happened because a door dash policy that I'm widely
familiar with, they're supposed to seal the bag.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, yeah, because I don't want him reaching in there
and you know, maybe getting my fries or what if
they sucked on my straw.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't want that either. Yeah, I wouldn't want them
to suck on my straw. I don't want anyone sucking
on my straw.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know, that's just it's a personal thing.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Absolutely, not not until after marriage anyway. So this guy's
walking up and I don't understand how this happened, but
he drops a chicken wing on he just drops one wing,
just dropped one wing. And oh they weren't all in
the bag. It fell out of the packaging. Okay, that's gross,
which kind of makes you wonder was he going through it?
What the hell happened? It all gets caught on the
doorbell camera's got she got a video of this.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It falls out. Guess what he does, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sure sure you already know there, put it back in
the bag, picks it up, lifts the ground, licks his fingers,
puts it back in the bag. Well put it in
the bag first, probably yeah, licked his fingers because well
he's got that on his fingers. Now it is all
caught on camera. Here's the homeowner, Trena Brown. Wait, her
last name is Brown. There was the Browns. Her name
is not miss White or the Blacks. Anyway, here's tree
(05:22):
of Brown and talking about what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
She said, Mom, all he had to do was knock
on the door and say, hey, it was really one
bonus wing out of twelve that dropped on the ground.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I dropped this.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Just wanted to let you know, if he can't deliver
food with the do care, then maybe there's something else
out there for him to do. Secondly, on door dash,
just behalf. I'm not really sure what the training is,
you know, but maybe it's time to bring the drivers
in or require them to have some type of training,
(05:53):
putting one wing.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, he was a farmer down to feet out and
one and tell chicken. Knew that he was strange, but
let's try and d on and change when the righteous
vegetarians came around. Now, there ain't no nice way to
kill chickens.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Nope, there's not often to make any man insane.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Oh but Jesse, he took pleasure at twenty extreme measure.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He spared none of.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
His corker any pain.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Everybody does he like, that's the best ride to tell
a chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So really, you told the whole chicken wing story just
so you could play that silly thog.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I mean, did you not enjoy the choking his chicken song?
Not not as much as the rest of you seem
to have enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
My question is if he had come to your door
and said, hey, I just got to be honest. One
of your twelve wings fell out of the bag and
landed on the floor, so you're only getting eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know you wouldn't want this. It hit the ground.
That is not acceptable because.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That wing or chicken whatever it was, leg or wing,
they all call them wings, but sometimes you get drumsticks.
It should not have been separated from the other wings.
Why was it loose? Why was that about and available
to fly? Because you're in the bag picking at them.
That's what I think, too, out go gone. I don't
just want money back, I want I want compensation.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This is an outrage to chicken wings hands everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, I'm anybody that has ever door dashed anything, Yeah,
I'm offended, I'm I rate, I'm disgusted at this.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
By the way, the best way to kill a chicken?
You said there's no great way, but there is, and
that little gal proved it in the movie Cold Mountain.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't know if you ever saw that movie. Why
what'd she do? She knew how to kill a chicken? Huh?
Renees el Wegger, that was the actress. How could you
tell she's had so much plastic surgery? Was before? Okay?
Got it? Yea.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
She just yanks that chicken off the porch by it's
head and goes like that, pop one time, one hand,
flick it. Grandma could do that too. Grandma walk out
in the yard and she reach out and grab one
nim chicken boom. It was a rooster in the movie,
but still it's a chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Does the chicken ever peck back at you or attacking
when you snap its neck like that.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Sure, no, okay, well that was the whole point of
that scene in the movie. Nicole Kidman was.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Scared of the rooster because it would attack her, and
Rene Zellweger just kind of like in the middle of conversation.
She didn't even change, you know, she's just having a chat,
and she just walks over and grabs the rooster and
goes bam.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Only won't bother you anymore. It was fun. And that's
why both of those women got all that plastic surgery. Yep,
that's why we're here.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
But I was kind of hoping for a white Christmas
that is ignorant and racist.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I have a question because I had never heard this
song in my life. I've never heard that song song
you just played. You'd never heard it before, and I've
heard a lot of Rod Stewart. I've never heard that song.
It says here that that's a country music song.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh no, no, it's Rod Stewart. Rod ain't country. Okay, Yeah,
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
They listed it as one of Rod Stewart's hits on
the country charge he lives in the country in England
and he brought in Steve Cropper for his country song.
Or maybe they meant the country of England.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, it's not. It's not country like we have here
in America.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
There's nothing country about that song. It features an eighties
synth sound at the beginning. Now the synthesizer, it doesn't.
It's like an eighty.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It sounds like a Yeah, you've joined with the with
the Sith. Huh tell?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, Saint Sith is evil and it's the dark side,
and ain't nobody need it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Sometimes I think you pretend to be stupid. I think
you're just met you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You damn straight on? Wait what I represent that remark?
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Speaking of pretending, BD Wong, y'all know who he is.
He's an actor, Badian actor. Well Wong, I guess might
have been a tip that he was Asian. He is
pretending to feel bad and we'll explain why coming up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But first we have to save people's lives. We're not
doing sports. Well, no, what about the shredded cheese? Oh
you're right that we don't save lives.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I mean if we mentioned this an hour later and
somebody dies because they ate the wrong shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You're right, would feel awful. Cue the music. Please cue
the music. We're gonna need the music. There we go.
Thank you. This is important work we're doing here, people, So.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Listen up, all right, pay attention everybody. Don't no laughing.
This is important. Somebody could die.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The FDA has to reclassified a recall of Class one.
That's like the worst kind, I guess for shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This effects over one and a half million.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Bags of shredded cheese, which I'm guessing the majority of
our listeners have some in their refrigerator right now.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know I do.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Potential contamination of your shredded cheese with metal fragments, which
they think might pose a health risk. Oh you think, yeah.
The recall was initiated after discovered the cheese those metal
fragments could cause internal injuries, and that affects a wide
(11:23):
range of shredded cheese products sold under various labels and
major retailers target Walmart Aldi. We're talking about part skim
Mozzarella Mozzarella Provolone blend, the Mozzarella Parmesan shredded Cheese blend,
and others, and they were distributed across thirty one states
(11:46):
and Puerto Rico. Can they hear us in Puerto Rico
this morning?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Right? I hope. I hope we're saving lives there too.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So yes, here in our state and thirty other states,
they want you to bring your cheese back. Maybe if
you take it back to the store, you could get
a full refunder or something. I don't know, but check
your refrigerator, see what you've got.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This is such an American problem.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, you know it is because only in America
where we're too lazy to shred.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Our own cheese. True.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Plus it's a blend, you know, so you'd have to
get out the mozzarella, then you'd have to get out
the American cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Then you'd have to get out the provolone.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And nobody has time to shred three or four different
kinds of cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I mean, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's too much, And at the end of the day,
I'm sure we all agree, if my lazy ass has
to get three cheeses out, I'd rather risk death.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Well, I got to tell you right now, the best
way to test your mainliness is to ingest some metal
fragments every now and then. It toughens you up if
it don't kill you. I do like cheese, Well who doesn't.
What do you put your shredded cheese on? Mainly what
you go to there? All right, let's start with the
obvious thing. If you have go, that's not what I
was going to start with. I thought that was the
(12:57):
obvious thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well, I don't disagree with the taco go for sure,
but generally I'm putting shredded cheese on stuff that's already prepared.
I just want it to be a little better than
it was when I got it to me. The first
thing I think of.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You don't do a lot of cooking in your in
your home, do you. It's just me and milk. I
know that's why I feel it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's nobody to cook for. But if I've got a
frozen pizza, is the amount of cheese you get the
allocated amount? It's never enough. Now, you can't just put
it on when the pizza is still frozen. You got
to start the pizza. Then about five minutes into it,
as it's thought and started to cook, that's when you
add the cheese.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So you are a chef, yes, thank you? Really.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, Well, otherwise the cheese that you added to it
is going to burn. No, you don't want it to
cook faster than the frozen pizza, does you?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So you got to start the process of the pizza.
Then you hop in there add a little more cheese.
I like to cook it slow. Whatever it says, what
the time is, I choose the longest amount of time,
and I lower the temperature a little more than it suggests.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who don't like a man with a slowhand? Huh? Absolutely?
In that?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Is that a Steve Cropper song? No, never mind, Bill,
it's country though? Is that you wanted it to be country?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's a Rod Stewart song, got it? It's Kanye Twitty,
Kanye Kanye Twitty. Yeah, I love him and I know
you do. It's too bad it didn't work out with
him and Kim.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
They were a cute What we about to talk about
before we saved everybouty his life from their cheese?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, obviously coming up in just a little bit, We've
got to do the sports report because mister Oh, if
you don't do.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It, I'll probably be ready for that real soon.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Tonight's an important night, as you know, tonight's the night
that Monday Night football happens on a Thursday, So that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Isn't that fun? And then as we're on the topic
of that B. D. Wong, that's a fun name. Wong.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He's in trouble for a very racist joke that he made.
He's gonna apologize for it coming up, and I'm sure it,
Oh my god, so racist. It's so racist. I think
only about one eighth of America would have been offended.
And I'm sure you know who they voted for, oh dear. Yeah,
this is the worst Christmas ever.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
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