Guns & Sex - FRI 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
What is there some kind of suicide music?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
There was a one hit wonder from the nineties, and.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Why am I having to hear it?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, I just figured since we're going to war with Canada,
we'd enjoy some of their music. This is the crash
Test Dummy's one hit wonder.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
But it doesn't make me want to go to war
with him. I'll tell you that the.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Song was called, and I'm not making this up. The
song the song was called. Now, how do you spell that?
They spelled it mmm space mmm space mmm space mmm.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Didn't put an O in front of any of it. Well,
that's their fault mistake, I can tell you. Oh, I
know you're very concerned about this. That would make a
song about you would, But apparently y'all have just completely
Maybe you maybe you didn't know, or maybe you don't
care about black people. That that's your problems. Y'all don't

(00:49):
care about black people. I love black people. My boy
Duty was attacked in prison, you know, and he is
in one of the most hellish prisons on earth all right, well,
at least in the Northeast section of the United States,
in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York, and
they said, this place is like hell on Earth, famous

(01:09):
for inmate violence, murder, suicides, or a lot of reports
about all that going on. And so the other day,
did he woke up in his cell with a fellow
inmate holding a blade to his throat?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh? Man, I thought that was going to be so
much worse.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, you ain't been in prison with a blade in
your throat, then if you think it could have been worse.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I mean that sounds bad, but I could think
of one other thing I would not want to wake
up to in a prison I think might be worse
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
He was awakened in the night to find another inmate, Like,
I don't know how I got in his cell. I
thought they was supposed to keep him those line, but.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It turns out sometimes the guards are in out of it.
Did you know that's the prison where Epstein didn't kill himself, right,
just saying they said this attack.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Looked like it was more likely carried out as a
warning rather than an attempt to kill him, because if
they wanted to killed him, he'd have been dead because
he was sleeping.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I made a knife, and they said he could
have harmed him easily if he had wanted to.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
The knife to the throat might have just been, you know,
one of their mobs, the warning situations. I don't know
what they warned him about. And they said they don't
know for sure whether he fought them off, or whether
the guards came up, or how it happened. But the
dude obviously didn't slice did his throat? Buddy could. That's

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got to be a terrible feeling. Imagine how he felt
at that moment, you know, almost helpless. There's nobody there
to come to his rescue. He was in fear for
his life. His own physical body was being attacked and
used in a way that he did not want it
to be used. He might have felt similar to some

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of the victims. That is the reason he's in jail
in the first place.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's true, and yet at the same time, I don't
feel sorry for him. I can't help it. Be remind
of that academic study we talked about earlier in the
show that said that there's a substantial portion of society
that would fantasize about having this happen.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, I don't know if they want a blade on
their throat, but the choking seems to be popular.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We do this thing at our comedy show at Couple's Therapy,
where we ask the crowd if anybody has a fetish,
and more than once a woman has raised her hand
and said, I like when a guy points a gun
at my head while we're having sex. Really, and every
time someone says that, I die a little bit inside.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
But then, Jesse, that guy you were, he usually pulls
a gun out and points it at her, right.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think he's got a prop one just for this occasion.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, and he keeps it in the in the
dressing room backstage.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, he is a felon, so he can't, but he
could have a burner. But I have some great friends,
don't I burna dot com as a sale going on,
don't they?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Don't you think Jesse Peyton's one of the guys that they,
you know, made this for. Because you you can have
it even if you're not allowed to have a gun.
It's not a firearm. Two funny things about that. Well,
first of all, let's explain the burn a thing. They
have the black and orange sale going on.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It starts out today at today, matter of fact, and
it is designed the burner BYRNA dot Com. Go to
the website today fifteen percent off sitewide. They have a
deal going on. If you're a fellon, you can own this,
which means Jesse could own one. Now. At one of
our recent comedy shows, Rachel Hooper shows up. She is
the official lawyer. She is the official lawyer for the

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Republican Party of Texas. It was also the guy's name
on the vote and Jawl's that's true. Yes hoopah. So
Jesse does a joke about how he's like, if you
don't like what's going on in America right now, don't
blame me. I'm not a Democrat, but I also didn't
vote for Trump because I'm a felon. And then so
everyone laughs, and then Rachel comes up to him and
she goes, actually, Jesse, it's been long enough at this point,

(04:46):
you can vote again. And Jesse was like, damn it,
that ruins my joke.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, maybe he needs to go back to prison for
a little while and then he won't be able to
vote for years.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Smart and then he could hang out with puff Daddy,
maybe go on the road with him. Who the guy
we were just talking about pet Yeah, are you talking
about Oh Diddy? No, it's the same, yes, O Diddy.
Oh Puffy, I think it's the same guy. I think
so yeah, Oh possum anyway, weird. Anyway, the where were
we pee Wee's bike is at the Alamo. I think

(05:17):
Candace Owens has a new theory about Charlie Kirk's murder,
and people are pretty upset at her about it. There's
a group of people online from Turning Point, USA. They
think that Candace is trying to terrorize Charlie's family with
these weird theories she keeps coming up with. I'm not
saying they're weird.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm just telling you, but it is kind of awkward
at least that she's doing this.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Owen said she believes the killing involved foreign actors and
literal actors, and I'll just let her.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Tell you what I want to tell you that I maintain.
I actually believe this was a military hit that involved
foreign actors and also literal actors. I believe that that
day ran something akin to JFK's assassination. I believe that
they were therefore multiple decoys.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
On the ground. I do not believe.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh so I'm clear on the screen, we have to
explain this before she goes out that was mister.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Child six guy on his phone.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You remember when the shooting happened and there was an
elderly pedophile who claimed to be the shooter, even though
he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
He jumped right up and said it was me. It
was me, and it wasn't him. But it gave the
police something to do instead of actually finding the shooter.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, right when she said that, they flashed a photo
of him on the screen.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, I'm clear here that the person who was walking
up the stairs killed Charlie. In fact, my suspicion is
that that photo was not even shot on the same day.
I do not believe that the person who ran across
Lozy rooftop killed Charlie. I think it was another decoy.
I do not believe that shot came from a LOSI
center at all. And I obviously we all know that
decoy George's in didn't kill Charlie. Thanks, and I received

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an interesting tip about him as well, that he's much
more connected than what meets the surface. He potentially has
connections to the Federal Department, familial connections to the Federal Department,
And we are prodding that it's getting interesting anyway. That
would suggest that there are thus for a total of
four decoys like George Zin, staircase Guy, Maroon Shirt Guy,

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and Losey Center Guy, none of which I believe actually
pulled the trigger. Call it a hunch. I think it's
much more likely that Lance Twiggs is the one that
is walking in that Maroon Shirt has built is nothing
like Tyler Robinson's build. Lance Twiggs is thinner, and obviously
I'm speculating here, but I believe.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Lance Twigs was a trainee that like dressing up like
an animal and having.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Twigs because he's got s guinea legs.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I think that's his name.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Bill.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, that's just kind of convenient, then, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Do you think? Do you think she's on anything here?
Is this?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I wondering? Why is it that she talks in a
way that sounds like she was pre recorded, and then
every now and then somebody speeds it up it's a
little bit, and then she slows it back down to
regular talk, and then she'll be in the middle of
a sentence and all of a sudden it'll be real up,
go real fast again, and then it slows back down again.
She might be synthetic.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Have you ever listened to how DMX used to talk
before he died.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I don't know him.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
He would talk with every he was the guy I
dm you know, mister, mister, oh, you know DMX right.
Whenever whenever, I was just.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Looking at at pictures of her video. Man, she does
look good.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Whenever DMX would say a sentence, it would start off
with him being real excited and it was like he
was coming down off a crack high. By by the
end of the sentence, it was like he was coming
down off drugs. He'd go like, ask me any question,
I'll be DMX.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
What color is the sky?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
This guy's real blue. It's blue all the time. Sometimes
it's not.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
It gets dark. That's my word, that's my love.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Had anything to do with what I was saying. Dude,
you just wanted to pretend to be black for a minute.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
How many people do a DMX impersonation. That's a pretty
good DMX.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And if they white, because that's the illegal kidny White people, Okay,
pretend to be black. I'm not just a loon.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm not pretending to be black. I'm pretending to be DMX.
A guy that pretended to be an FBI agent in
an airport that got him arrested. I think you're off
the hook, you see, I kind of talk like and oons,
I'll speed up this sun. I think that's just how
she talks, Billy.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yet I don't know find it weird. I think she
might be either you know, synthetic or full on uh
you know, robot.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
So wait a second, are you suggesting that anti Semitic
computer programmers created Candice Owns to go after Israel.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
No synthetic, not semitic. Oh, anti synthetic. Well, she's probably
pro synthetic since she is one, and I believe that, Okay,
And that's just the way I see things.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Synthetics. So these were artificial Jews. Yes, don't let TV
be the monster in your living room. Let your lawmakers
know how you feel. In the White against.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Table bb Dwelton N Johnson, even though the probably the
surreptitious reasons behind it, well, we.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Were going to play Canadian bands today on the show,
and as you know, Jim Henson has a significant connection
to Canada, primarily through numerous projects such as Fraggle Rock.
That's all I can think of right now. But the
much enough that was the thing, right, I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
A tribute to Canada while we're at war with him,
or is this some way that integrates Canada. I don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
We're playing their music and we're not going to give
them anything.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, they don't get no duty.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Do you remember Fragle Rock That was like the Canadian
version of the Muppets. It was a CBC studio show
in Toronto from nineteen eighty three to nineteen.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Eighty Stikey word for it.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Come to Fragle Rock man. No, No, that's all I
remember about it. That's enough anyway, F Canada? Am I right?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
If Canada?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
What you know? F Canada? Upt the a they saw
and they.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Said, if Canada, and then you lift it hanging.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Now all this news about us going after Canada because
of the tariffs and what have you, which is good.
They deserve to suffer a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't know if we should call it war yet
because Trump basically just stopped all negotiations, so they're just
not talking to each other. It's not full blown, you know,
like divorce time or anything. But we got boats off
the coast of Venezuela, land strikes or looming. I'm thinking
we're sending in the tree buddy. Now that that's gonna
be war. See, I mean, we'll show the rest of

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the Worldhoud's done.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And in the meantime, up in Montreal, there's a war
happening between a Palestinian refugee and Halloween. Oh boy, yeah,
they don't have much time left. Samar Alkdar is a
Palestinian refugee. He was just brought over from Gaza and
he has posted on social media few white people, few
Westerners because he is triggered by the Halloween friendly Canadian

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homes in Montreal that feature things like hanging dead body
parts on their doorsteps. Actually, he finds it to be
disgusting because he just came from a place where he
claims they are similar visual aesthetic, but not being done
for fun. Okay, And I'm not sure what to tell
you there, Samara.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know either.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Western society is vastly better than where does Venezuela count
as the West or is it something else? M When
they talk about the West, they're usually talking about North
America and Europe, and for some reason they sprinkle Japan
into that sometimes. But what is the West?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It doesn't the West of what the West is California, Nevada,
that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's exactly what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Why is it Africa?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Okay, No, the.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
West is Usually they're talking about France, Germany, Canada, the
United States, Mexico, and then often Japan will be on
that list. I don't understand why that's the far East.
That's what I would say. That's who's giving me this information.
Like people on the BBC will say the West and
Western aligned country foreigners.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't think the BBC thinks of Japan as the West.
I don't know why that would come out that way.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But that's what I'm saying. They're like and Western aligned
countries and they and then they can include Japan.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
On the list.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, but Japan feels like it's nothing like the rest
of those countries. Is they're more right wing and nationalists?
Well they are.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, they got some good laws over there, and even
better than having the good laws, they enforce them.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know what they done.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Pretty cool. We got some nice walls around here too,
but we just don't force them much.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, exactly. It's like when you have a delicious piece
of steak waiting for you and your freezer, but you
keep forgetting the thought out cook it, you know, Oh,
that's the problem. That's kind of what the American immigration
laws are. Like prime rib We should eat prime rib later,
we should do that. I love prime rib rare right.
You know they never have Islamic terror attacks in Japan.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, they do not.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
You know why why is that, Billy?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
They got laws? Huh? They they don't want no Muslims
in their country.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
They don't import a foreign culture that seeks to destroy them.
What an interesting idea, What an interesting idea they have.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Actually, wouldn't it be nice if we had some And
wouldn't be nice if we enforce the ones we had?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Did you know that? Eleven years ago Chuck Schumer said
that Obamacare was a mistake. No, it's an interesting thing
to circle back around to now that Chuck Schumer has
shut down the government in an effort to get free
healthcare for illegal immigrants. But in twenty fourteen he had
a very different tone on this. He said Americans were
crying out for better wages and more jobs, not changes

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in healthcare.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Democrats should have continued to propose middle class oriented programs
and built on the partial success of the stimulus, But
unfortunate Democrats blew the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
The American people gave them. Huh, we took.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Their mandate and put all of our focus on the
wrong problem, healthcare reform. Now, the plight of uninsured Americans
and the hardships caused by unfair insurance company practices certainly
needed to be addressed, but it wasn't the change we
were hired to make. Americans were crying out for the
end to the recession, for better wages and more jobs,

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not changes in healthcare.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow, it sounds like he doesn't like Obama, who used
to be in the Senate with him and they and
then surpassed him and influence, fame and power.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
You don't think that has anything to do with it?
Do you think it might? Oh? No?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Is it possible that Chuck Schumer didn't like minions?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Jealousy reared? It's ugly?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Had has jealousy reared? It's ugly?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Had or headed?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
It's never It's a good question. Well, there's only one
way to find out.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Uh, you'd tell us.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, we could ask Chuck Schumer's wife or whatever that
thing is that he sleeps with. Have you ever seen
Chuck Schumer's wife? I probably have. It doesn't strike me
as female. Okay, when I look at what it is
that Chuck Schumer married. I feel like we're looking at
a man in women's clothing.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It reminds me of one of those powerlifters we were
talking about, That's what.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I was just thinking about. Yeah, or that French guy's wife.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh, Bridgitet Macron. Yeah, and they said she was like a, well,
never mine.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
You know, of all the weird things that Candice Owens
is involved with right now, her lawsuit with Bridget Macron
is easily the most entertaining. Because I her talking about
Charlie Kirk's assassination. I feel like it's going into a
weird place. Oh, it's definitely gotten there already. And we're
getting just as many emails and tweets from people agreeing
west as people getting mad at us for even having
an opinion about that.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, cause, ain't nobody going agree on nothing anymore. You
ain't never find nothing of the ninety percent. There's always
gonna be them hold out, know it, But you can't
we get more than fifty percent of people to agree
on much of anything anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
And then the other thing we haven't talked about much
yet today is Operation arc to Cross. This was Joe
Biden and his federal government spying on Republican senators. Apparently.
The latest is that Congressman Josh Breeching and over twenty
lawmakers of sent a letter to Pambondy urging a criminal
investigation into Special Council Jack Smith's actions during Operation arc

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to Cross, citing a violation of the Fourth Amendment. Oh no, yeah,
I can't believe they were housing soldiers against their will.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think you had to look that one up.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's died a different amendment. I'm sorry. Anyway, Breechin voted
in favor of legislation aimed at nullifying Biden's pistol brace
role and supported the Gastow Protection and Freedom Act, describing
these significant steps to uphold constitutional rights. I don't know
why they included that in the report Everyday, but it's
there anyway. Donald Trump says that Jack Smith is a
sleezebag because of this Operation arc to Cross stuff. You

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know what bothers me is that's not even a clever
name Cross.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah. I'm not sure how that ties into what they
were up to.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I feel like calling it Operation sleeze Bag.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That would have been cooler, you know Meuda yeah, but
they got to name it themselves, and I guess they
didn't want do that.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
What would you rather buy on a T shirt Operation
sleeze Bag or Operation Arctic frost.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well sleeze Bag. I guess because me that available at
the Walton Johnson's store.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, but we do have a new merch on the
store that we can't describe on the radio.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
You'll just have to go look for it and to
see if you can find it yourself. If you like it, fine,
if you don't, move along, yeah, exactly, all right? Did
go have a candor at it? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
We're just a bunch of sleeves bags here, kids, But
we still have a lot more show to go.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's a lot happening right now going on. It's not
just Canada and Venezuela. There's plenty of trouble right here
at home too.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Target is reportedly laying off eighteen hundred corporate staffers. These
are going to be people with office jobs, not necessarily
the people you see pushing shopping carts in the parking
lot or not pushing them, depending on where you live.
And this is the first major round of layoffs in
a decade for the Minneapolis based retailer. They announced the
layoffs and a memo sent by Target's incoming CEO, Michael Fidelke,

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to employees and its headquarters. The eliminated roles will be
one thousand layoffs in about eight hundred positions will no
longer be filled. So about that? Yeah, sorry about that.
If you work at Target, Tara, is that what the
gays call it, to be clever?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's clever like Jacques Pinney.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Who's that?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
J C. Pennies?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh what was that?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Never mind?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
This is CNN. I tell you. CNN is fake news.
Don't talk.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
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