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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's always fascinating to witness firsthand how power affects someone,
how it affects their ego, their inflated sense of self worth.
I cannot think of a better example of this right
now than Zorhan mom Donnie. Oh boy, we mentioned this yesterday,
but we never actually played the sound bite side. I
just want to play it real quick because it's funny.
(00:21):
Zarhan mom, Donnie doesn't have to pretend to be important.
He's the mayor of New York City. It's the biggest
city in America, the biggest city in the Western hemisphere.
Some would argue the financial hub of the United States.
I think it certainly is. You don't have to pretend
to be important. Do you know everyone knows you're important?
Zorhan mom, Donie got the news about Maduro's arrest. Listen
(00:43):
to the word he uses to describe how he got
the news. Clearers yet, and as anyone from a federal
agency who says to few learners of your team.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
To begin the betting to get federal.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Security clapers, that briefing, guess was conducted by my team,
And the question of the federal security clearance is one
of Tom going all right, I don't know if you
caught what he just did there, I did not. This
guy is such a fraudster his team Maduro was briefed
on the arrest of Mom. Donnie was briefed on the
arrest of Maduro. Do you know how he was briefed. No,
(01:15):
someone on his team read a news story and told
him about.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It same way we were briefed.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He doesn't have any federal security clearance. He's a municipal
government leader. He's standing with a bunch of people.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
He He's like, yeah, I've been I've just he watched
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, probably watched MSNBC. Speaking of MSNBC is a news
story today. MSNBC's parent company has decided you can now
publicly trade MSNBC. The death of the mainstream media, at
least the TV part of it, is so much closer
than we realized. Good Comcast, which desperately wanted to be
in the cable news world so desperately it gave Al
(01:54):
Sharpton a job, just as desperately doesn't want to be
in a cable business, so it's spun off or dumped
its cable business into a company called Versant. Versant includes MSNBC,
now called ms.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Now ms NOW and NBC was as bad as NBC
as apparently they were embarrassed to have ms we're.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Attached to them.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So now you could publicly trade MSNBC. Ms now it's
called shares for their parent company just fell fifteen percent
on the first day of trading.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, ain't dead nice? That gives you a buying opportunity,
do Kenny? I said, take all your money, you go
all in, shove everything you got out into the middle
of that table, and you you take it all away
with ms now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, I don't think in the long run. This isn't
like the grinder stock or war stocks. I don't Yeah,
I don't think in the long run. And we're gonna
need MSNBC in ten years, I don't see that. Warren
Buffett says, invest in things people will need six months
from now. Do you think anyone's gonna need ms now?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't think they need it today, and they don't
need it since it first came around a little while ago.
Before to break, we were talking about the pirates, and
not all the pirates are from that's just because they
got famous in Hollywood. Some alien pirates, big big deal.
But Haitian Haiti pirate. They got pirates too. Two Haitian
nationals have been arrested and charged with running ghost stores.
(03:14):
This is just how some of this fraud works, if
you get it. These are tiny, little, barely inventory any
little grocery stores. I mean, think about the smallest little
convenience store you've ever seen, Like you know, in the
corner of some other big building where it's just the neighborhood.
It's like this big there's nothing in there. You can
probably go in buy lottery tickets and what's that stuff
(03:36):
they sell at the at the front counter. Crack, Yeah
that too? Uh you mean like impulse spot. These shops
have almost no inventory, their tiny iel thing. And yet
somehow these ghost stores were cashing in over five hundred
thousand dollars a month in EBT EBT. All the people
were taking their EBT cards down to the store.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What were they with it? But this give you a comparison.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That five hundred and forty thousand dollars a month is
about six times the volume of a real fully stocked
giant supermarket, and the EBT that runs through there six
times And they're they're tiny thing stores used to trade
the EBT for cash and illegal idea like the crack
(04:24):
that you're talking about, and it just drains the taxpayer
funds at an insane rate. You wonder why your taxes
keep going up, and yet it doesn't look like they're
doing anything with that money for you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
They're not. They're they're spending it on all this fraud
and crime. I don't like fraud and crime. That's no good.
Can't abide by crime and fraud call.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Industrial level fraud. This isn't just a mom and pop fraud.
This is major, big time commercial grade all right.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
With all this theft and fraud going on, one has
to wonder how did we get here. One of the
ways that we got here was by corrupting elections. It
all starts the elections. Elections have consequences. Five years after
the twenty twenty presidential election, the Republican led state of
Georgia is still facing repercussions from Fulton County's issues, as
(05:12):
the state is also under scrutiny by the Justice Department
for voter role maintenance. Charger continues to face election integrity
issues as more information regarding the twenty twenty election has
come to light. While the state pushes back against federal oversight.
Last month, Fulton County informed the state Elections Board that
tabulator tapes were not properly signed after the twenty twenty election,
(05:36):
in violation of the state's elections. This was reported by
Atlanta News first not some, not Breitbart, but some, the
state liberal news outlet. Also, the county explained that it
had misplaced other tabulator tapes and documents from that election.
The tabulator tapes are essentially receipts printed from ballot tabulation
machines used to verify that the number of voter matches.
(05:58):
The number of votes seems kind of important, right does.
According to Georgia regulations, a poll manager and two witnesses
must be present for the printing, checking, and signing of
each tape from the machines. Not the case, No, Fulton County, Georgia,
twenty twenty. This was not a conspiracy, guys. It was
caught on camera counting mysteriously stopped after Trump was massively ahead.
(06:20):
The now infamous water pipe break excuse rolled out. Pole
watchers were sent home, buildings were cleared. Then it happened.
Tables were covered with cloth suitcases pulled out from underneath
ballots run through machines for hours with zero oversight. All
of this is illegal, and then the next morning Trump's
lead vanished, Biden magically surged, the impossible vertical spike appeared.
(06:43):
They want you to believe one hundred thousand votes came
in all for one candidate. Huh, no brakes, no deviation
across multiple states at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's almost hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's not how math works, guys, It's not how elections work.
That's not physically possible. This is just one layer of
how twenty was stolen. And you know, uh, not for
a nothing here, but look at what a weird story
arc it was for Trump because eventually he did become president.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Exactly against everything they tried to do while he wasn't president,
even while he wasn't impeaching him. But then after he
was out, they tried to arrest him and put him
in jail, They tried to take all of his money,
and then they tried to kill him several times.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The American system is so exceptional that even when somebody
does try to corrupt it, eventually it corrects itself, which
brings up Venezuela. Maduro is not the reason Venezuela is corrupt.
Madurero's a consequence of it. He came later and just
kept it up. It was already bad, right. I look,
I'm against nation building, but I don't really see a
(07:43):
scenario here now that we took Maduro out where Venezuela
is going to fix itself just because he's gone. No,
here is the old boss, same as the new boss.
Here's the new boss, same as the old boss.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know, they'll talk about those old other countries that
are upset about what happened in Venezuela. Do you think
Russia or China has any faults or plans to rebuild Venezuela?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's it right. People will say, well, we just went
down there for the oil. Yeah, what do you think
Russia and China are doing there?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
As a matter of fact, they talked about the oil
last night.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
They said the fact that we were getting the oil
for Venezuela now means that China isn't and China is
very dependent majority of their oil that they use for
slag trying to take over the AI and dominate the
AI world. This is going to set them back, and
it's also going to set them back probably on their
(08:33):
attempts to take over Taiwan, which was getting closer and
closer every day.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Look, I don't have to tell you what to think
of China. Just ask a Chinese person.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't trust China. China is ass Hosts, you're listening to
the Waltman Johnson Radio Network. If we were to back
up on something for just a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh you want to back up on something yet, that's
it's kind of his thing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, go ahead, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, you mentioned that a load of fitnel earlier from
one story or another where they found the fentanyl. I
forget where now, But it became a question of math.
And we have some smart listeners here at the Walton
Johnson Show. And I know math is very tricky, and
it's also a racist occasionally, but we're gonna give it
a shot anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Now, we talked about fentanyl being used in you know,
medical situations like surgery and that sort of thing. And
they said this was from Nick. Nick says, fifty to
one hundred micrograms of fentanyl usually used to you know,
to gnome a patient or incapacitate them in some way. Now,
let's I know none of us liked the metric system,
(09:39):
and none of us wanted to learn about it, and
it's still confusing. So there's one thousand micrograms in one gram,
and a kilogram is a thousand grams. A kilogram is
two point two pounds of fentanyl. And you said they
seized two thousand kilograms. That's forty four hundred pounds of fentanyl.
(10:05):
You could anesthetize the entire country of the United States
of America four thousand, four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You remember that, You remember that one time we found
that out, that weird lit mistest to figure out if
someone was gay. I think we just figured out a
way to find out if someone's a commie. If you
write us an email to explain the metric system to us,
you think Nick's coming, Nick, don't. I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nick can't be his real name, No, Nikolai. Yeah, that
kind of goes back to the old Russia days. Nick,
you're writing emails to explain the metric system. I got
bad news for you, buddy. You were probably cheering for
the Soviets during the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm sorry. I don't want to be the one to
break this.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
DUDEA he was one of them kids that got picked
on in school a lot for being an egghead. Yeah, nerd,
And now he's figured out a way to act like, Oh,
I'm all that, I'm Nick, I know the metric system.
What good is that doing anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah? Great job, Nick, and Joy.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You'll be able to figure out road signs the next
time you're in Venezuela. Yeah, it's real exciting. Hey, you
know what else I can't figure out? How come Grimace doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Have a penis? How do you know he doesn't pay
you ever? Look at him? It's just like a purple mound. Well,
maybe it's just a covered in hair.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
There's all these lawsuits going on right now with McDonald's
about why there's no rib in the McRib or how
much chicken is actually in a chicken McNugget. I want
to know why Grimmace doesn't have a penis, and a
lot of people want to know.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
How you have explored the area to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
How do you know that big Mike, our little fox
out front there doesn't have a penis. We haven't seen
him go to the potty, so we don't know if
he's squats or if he hikes a leg or I
don't even know foxes do that like dogs, because they're
also kind of like cats.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And nobody will know for.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Sure that there couldn't know even if it was if
it wasn't cold, and it must be cold where he
grew up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Something going that. I got a picture of Grimace on
my computer screen.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Here.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's just a purple mound. There's nothing there is he
How does he pro create? I'm not sure he does.
What planet dis Grimace comforts dis Grimmace? Have any pictures
of him with his family many children? I don't think so.
Is there a missus Grimace? Maybe there's no need for
uh that that appendage Uncle oh Grimacy is back. Apparently
(12:17):
there is uh. At some point they did have family
members for Grimace over there. You're back in the day,
I guess, back in the sixties, and you gotta think
Grimace is something McDonald's thought up right when the acid
Revolution was going on.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You remember how they had what was hr puffing stuff
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh man, that was freaky at the time. It was
remember WITCHI poo, you know that's that's the thing, hr
puffin stuff. Who's your friends when things get riff?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah? I wish I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It begs the question how many children's entertainers are on drugs?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, I thought you was how gay is Billy? And no,
he just was alive at that time. I was just
a kid. It's not his fault.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, if somebody else came on here and started singing
hr puppetsuf song, you'd go dude.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
But when they do math.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, how about this. My name is mc Homie and
I'm here to say I love the Fruity Pebbles in
a major way, the purple, blue, green, orange, and the red.
But to get the fruity taste, I got to trick Fred.
When I was a little kid in the in the
late eighties, there was a commercial for Fruity Pebbles that
involved mc fred, Flintstone rapping and DJ Barney.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's in my brain. Whether I like it or I
don't even know not have done that. That's probably some
Russian interference. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't even know my girlfriend's birthday and it's a holiday,
and somehow I have that information stuck in my brain.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I happen to know it. Why why do you know it?
There's a reason, and I don't need to share that
with everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Anybody whose birthday is on a holiday. You know we're
gonna forget about it. It's not fair tell me about it, right,
mine's on Valentine's Day. Your birthday's on Valentine's Day. I
didn't know that. When How long has your birthday been
on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
For almost my whole life? Did you guys know that?
I'd never heard of this before. Mister, Oh have you
ever heard that? Oh? Sucking news to me? Man, I
had no idea.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So this whole time we were not celebratingading Valentine's Day,
we also could have been not celebrating your birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And you did. That's true, you did not, which means
you did.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hey, coming up in a little bit, you remember that
time Pamela Anderson had sex with Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
To save some baby seals. That's what they tell us.
We're gonna go back in nice Russian interference too. Well,
now that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Russia's in the news again, we're gonna take a look
at that, so stick around for that. Also, Newsome's Nightmare
and interim report documenting the fire aid fraud drops on
the eve of the Palisades fire anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
More fraud. I think we're up to here with fraud.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
A Florida man decked out in women's underwear wearing fake
prostatic breast did something disturbing. A professor who is fired
over Charlie Kirk's social media posts has just gotten something
that's going to upset you.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And we're losing Angelina Jolie.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Why she got cancer or something? Do you want to
stick around she get in a sex change. I can't
wait to find out.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
You can do what you want to us, but we're
not going to sit here and listen to you.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bad mouth Estate South America.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Walton then Johnson, Gentlemen, Walton Johnson
It's always fascinating to witness firsthand how power affects someone,
how it affects their ego, their inflated sense of self worth.
I cannot think of a better example of this right
now than Zorhan mom Donnie. Oh boy, we mentioned this yesterday,
but we never actually played the sound bite side. I
just want to play it real quick because it's funny.
(00:21):
Zarhan mom, Donnie doesn't have to pretend to be important.
He's the mayor of New York City. It's the biggest
city in America, the biggest city in the Western hemisphere.
Some would argue the financial hub of the United States.
I think it certainly is. You don't have to pretend
to be important. Do you know everyone knows you're important?
Zorhan mom, Donie got the news about Maduro's arrest. Listen
(00:43):
to the word he uses to describe how he got
the news. Clearers yet, and as anyone from a federal
agency who says to few learners of your team.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
To begin the betting to get federal.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Security clapers, that briefing, guess was conducted by my team,
And the question of the federal security clearance is one
of Tom going all right, I don't know if you
caught what he just did there, I did not. This
guy is such a fraudster his team Maduro was briefed
on the arrest of Mom. Donnie was briefed on the
arrest of Maduro. Do you know how he was briefed. No,
(01:15):
someone on his team read a news story and told
him about.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It same way we were briefed.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He doesn't have any federal security clearance. He's a municipal
government leader. He's standing with a bunch of people.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
He He's like, yeah, I've been I've just he watched
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, probably watched MSNBC. Speaking of MSNBC is a news
story today. MSNBC's parent company has decided you can now
publicly trade MSNBC. The death of the mainstream media, at
least the TV part of it, is so much closer
than we realized. Good Comcast, which desperately wanted to be
in the cable news world so desperately it gave Al
(01:54):
Sharpton a job, just as desperately doesn't want to be
in a cable business, so it's spun off or dumped
its cable business into a company called Versant. Versant includes MSNBC,
now called ms.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Now ms NOW and NBC was as bad as NBC
as apparently they were embarrassed to have ms we're.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Attached to them.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So now you could publicly trade MSNBC. Ms now it's
called shares for their parent company just fell fifteen percent
on the first day of trading.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, ain't dead nice? That gives you a buying opportunity,
do Kenny? I said, take all your money, you go
all in, shove everything you got out into the middle
of that table, and you you take it all away
with ms now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, I don't think in the long run. This isn't
like the grinder stock or war stocks. I don't Yeah,
I don't think in the long run. And we're gonna
need MSNBC in ten years, I don't see that. Warren
Buffett says, invest in things people will need six months
from now. Do you think anyone's gonna need ms now?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't think they need it today, and they don't
need it since it first came around a little while ago.
Before to break, we were talking about the pirates, and
not all the pirates are from that's just because they
got famous in Hollywood. Some alien pirates, big big deal.
But Haitian Haiti pirate. They got pirates too. Two Haitian
nationals have been arrested and charged with running ghost stores.
(03:14):
This is just how some of this fraud works, if
you get it. These are tiny, little, barely inventory any
little grocery stores. I mean, think about the smallest little
convenience store you've ever seen, Like you know, in the
corner of some other big building where it's just the neighborhood.
It's like this big there's nothing in there. You can
probably go in buy lottery tickets and what's that stuff
(03:36):
they sell at the at the front counter. Crack, Yeah
that too? Uh you mean like impulse spot. These shops
have almost no inventory, their tiny iel thing. And yet
somehow these ghost stores were cashing in over five hundred
thousand dollars a month in EBT EBT. All the people
were taking their EBT cards down to the store.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What were they with it? But this give you a comparison.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That five hundred and forty thousand dollars a month is
about six times the volume of a real fully stocked
giant supermarket, and the EBT that runs through there six
times And they're they're tiny thing stores used to trade
the EBT for cash and illegal idea like the crack
(04:24):
that you're talking about, and it just drains the taxpayer
funds at an insane rate. You wonder why your taxes
keep going up, and yet it doesn't look like they're
doing anything with that money for you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
They're not. They're they're spending it on all this fraud
and crime. I don't like fraud and crime. That's no good.
Can't abide by crime and fraud call.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Industrial level fraud. This isn't just a mom and pop fraud.
This is major, big time commercial grade all right.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
With all this theft and fraud going on, one has
to wonder how did we get here. One of the
ways that we got here was by corrupting elections. It
all starts the elections. Elections have consequences. Five years after
the twenty twenty presidential election, the Republican led state of
Georgia is still facing repercussions from Fulton County's issues, as
(05:12):
the state is also under scrutiny by the Justice Department
for voter role maintenance. Charger continues to face election integrity
issues as more information regarding the twenty twenty election has
come to light. While the state pushes back against federal oversight.
Last month, Fulton County informed the state Elections Board that
tabulator tapes were not properly signed after the twenty twenty election,
(05:36):
in violation of the state's elections. This was reported by
Atlanta News first not some, not Breitbart, but some, the
state liberal news outlet. Also, the county explained that it
had misplaced other tabulator tapes and documents from that election.
The tabulator tapes are essentially receipts printed from ballot tabulation
machines used to verify that the number of voter matches.
(05:58):
The number of votes seems kind of important, right does.
According to Georgia regulations, a poll manager and two witnesses
must be present for the printing, checking, and signing of
each tape from the machines. Not the case, No, Fulton County, Georgia,
twenty twenty. This was not a conspiracy, guys. It was
caught on camera counting mysteriously stopped after Trump was massively ahead.
(06:20):
The now infamous water pipe break excuse rolled out. Pole
watchers were sent home, buildings were cleared. Then it happened.
Tables were covered with cloth suitcases pulled out from underneath
ballots run through machines for hours with zero oversight. All
of this is illegal, and then the next morning Trump's
lead vanished, Biden magically surged, the impossible vertical spike appeared.
(06:43):
They want you to believe one hundred thousand votes came
in all for one candidate. Huh, no brakes, no deviation
across multiple states at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's almost hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's not how math works, guys, It's not how elections work.
That's not physically possible. This is just one layer of
how twenty was stolen. And you know, uh, not for
a nothing here, but look at what a weird story
arc it was for Trump because eventually he did become president.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Exactly against everything they tried to do while he wasn't president,
even while he wasn't impeaching him. But then after he
was out, they tried to arrest him and put him
in jail, They tried to take all of his money,
and then they tried to kill him several times.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The American system is so exceptional that even when somebody
does try to corrupt it, eventually it corrects itself, which
brings up Venezuela. Maduro is not the reason Venezuela is corrupt.
Madurero's a consequence of it. He came later and just
kept it up. It was already bad, right. I look,
I'm against nation building, but I don't really see a
(07:43):
scenario here now that we took Maduro out where Venezuela
is going to fix itself just because he's gone. No,
here is the old boss, same as the new boss.
Here's the new boss, same as the old boss.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know, they'll talk about those old other countries that
are upset about what happened in Venezuela. Do you think
Russia or China has any faults or plans to rebuild Venezuela?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's it right. People will say, well, we just went
down there for the oil. Yeah, what do you think
Russia and China are doing there?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
As a matter of fact, they talked about the oil
last night.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
They said the fact that we were getting the oil
for Venezuela now means that China isn't and China is
very dependent majority of their oil that they use for
slag trying to take over the AI and dominate the
AI world. This is going to set them back, and
it's also going to set them back probably on their
(08:33):
attempts to take over Taiwan, which was getting closer and
closer every day.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Look, I don't have to tell you what to think
of China. Just ask a Chinese person.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't trust China. China is ass Hosts, you're listening to
the Waltman Johnson Radio Network. If we were to back
up on something for just a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh you want to back up on something yet, that's
it's kind of his thing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, go ahead, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, you mentioned that a load of fitnel earlier from
one story or another where they found the fentanyl. I
forget where now, But it became a question of math.
And we have some smart listeners here at the Walton
Johnson Show. And I know math is very tricky, and
it's also a racist occasionally, but we're gonna give it
a shot anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Now, we talked about fentanyl being used in you know,
medical situations like surgery and that sort of thing. And
they said this was from Nick. Nick says, fifty to
one hundred micrograms of fentanyl usually used to you know,
to gnome a patient or incapacitate them in some way. Now,
let's I know none of us liked the metric system,
(09:39):
and none of us wanted to learn about it, and
it's still confusing. So there's one thousand micrograms in one gram,
and a kilogram is a thousand grams. A kilogram is
two point two pounds of fentanyl. And you said they
seized two thousand kilograms. That's forty four hundred pounds of fentanyl.
(10:05):
You could anesthetize the entire country of the United States
of America four thousand, four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You remember that, You remember that one time we found
that out, that weird lit mistest to figure out if
someone was gay. I think we just figured out a
way to find out if someone's a commie. If you
write us an email to explain the metric system to us,
you think Nick's coming, Nick, don't. I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nick can't be his real name, No, Nikolai. Yeah, that
kind of goes back to the old Russia days. Nick,
you're writing emails to explain the metric system. I got
bad news for you, buddy. You were probably cheering for
the Soviets during the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm sorry. I don't want to be the one to
break this.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
DUDEA he was one of them kids that got picked
on in school a lot for being an egghead. Yeah, nerd,
And now he's figured out a way to act like, Oh,
I'm all that, I'm Nick, I know the metric system.
What good is that doing anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah? Great job, Nick, and Joy.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You'll be able to figure out road signs the next
time you're in Venezuela. Yeah, it's real exciting. Hey, you
know what else I can't figure out? How come Grimace doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Have a penis? How do you know he doesn't pay
you ever? Look at him? It's just like a purple mound. Well,
maybe it's just a covered in hair.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
There's all these lawsuits going on right now with McDonald's
about why there's no rib in the McRib or how
much chicken is actually in a chicken McNugget. I want
to know why Grimmace doesn't have a penis, and a
lot of people want to know.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
How you have explored the area to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
How do you know that big Mike, our little fox
out front there doesn't have a penis. We haven't seen
him go to the potty, so we don't know if
he's squats or if he hikes a leg or I
don't even know foxes do that like dogs, because they're
also kind of like cats.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And nobody will know for.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Sure that there couldn't know even if it was if
it wasn't cold, and it must be cold where he
grew up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Something going that. I got a picture of Grimace on
my computer screen.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Here.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's just a purple mound. There's nothing there is he
How does he pro create? I'm not sure he does.
What planet dis Grimace comforts dis Grimmace? Have any pictures
of him with his family many children? I don't think so.
Is there a missus Grimace? Maybe there's no need for
uh that that appendage Uncle oh Grimacy is back. Apparently
(12:17):
there is uh. At some point they did have family
members for Grimace over there. You're back in the day,
I guess, back in the sixties, and you gotta think
Grimace is something McDonald's thought up right when the acid
Revolution was going on.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You remember how they had what was hr puffing stuff
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh man, that was freaky at the time. It was
remember WITCHI poo, you know that's that's the thing, hr
puffin stuff. Who's your friends when things get riff?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah? I wish I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It begs the question how many children's entertainers are on drugs?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, I thought you was how gay is Billy? And no,
he just was alive at that time. I was just
a kid. It's not his fault.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, if somebody else came on here and started singing
hr puppetsuf song, you'd go dude.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
But when they do math.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, how about this. My name is mc Homie and
I'm here to say I love the Fruity Pebbles in
a major way, the purple, blue, green, orange, and the red.
But to get the fruity taste, I got to trick Fred.
When I was a little kid in the in the
late eighties, there was a commercial for Fruity Pebbles that
involved mc fred, Flintstone rapping and DJ Barney.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's in my brain. Whether I like it or I
don't even know not have done that. That's probably some
Russian interference. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't even know my girlfriend's birthday and it's a holiday,
and somehow I have that information stuck in my brain.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I happen to know it. Why why do you know it?
There's a reason, and I don't need to share that
with everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Anybody whose birthday is on a holiday. You know we're
gonna forget about it. It's not fair tell me about it, right,
mine's on Valentine's Day. Your birthday's on Valentine's Day. I
didn't know that. When How long has your birthday been
on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
For almost my whole life? Did you guys know that?
I'd never heard of this before. Mister, Oh have you
ever heard that? Oh? Sucking news to me? Man, I
had no idea.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So this whole time we were not celebratingading Valentine's Day,
we also could have been not celebrating your birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And you did. That's true, you did not, which means
you did.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hey, coming up in a little bit, you remember that
time Pamela Anderson had sex with Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
To save some baby seals. That's what they tell us.
We're gonna go back in nice Russian interference too. Well,
now that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Russia's in the news again, we're gonna take a look
at that, so stick around for that. Also, Newsome's Nightmare
and interim report documenting the fire aid fraud drops on
the eve of the Palisades fire anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
More fraud. I think we're up to here with fraud.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
A Florida man decked out in women's underwear wearing fake
prostatic breast did something disturbing. A professor who is fired
over Charlie Kirk's social media posts has just gotten something
that's going to upset you.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And we're losing Angelina Jolie.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Why she got cancer or something? Do you want to
stick around she get in a sex change. I can't
wait to find out.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
You can do what you want to us, but we're
not going to sit here and listen to you.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bad mouth Estate South America.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Walton then Johnson, Gentlemen, Walton Johnson
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