Halloween Carving & Bribes - MON 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Lanna del Ray singing Seasons of the Witch. Okay,
here go, here go. So far this year, the Establishment
has already spent tens of millions of dollars to keep
John Cornying in office, and the primaries won't even happen
until spring.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ain't that something that ought to tell you something right
there that that fixes in?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
What are they so? Why are they so desperate to
keep this guy? What are they afraid of? They're pumping
this kind of money into keeping him in office in
an off year so he can win the primary in
his own state and he's the incumbent senator in a
red state. Do you understand how many resources they're wasting
that they could have spent on a Senate race in
a swing state next year.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Maybe it ain't about keeping him in, but it's about
keeping them new folks out, Paxton and Hunt. Maybe they
don't want them guys getting in there and nosing around
and finding out all the stuff that Cornon's fine with,
But they might not be. Uh, you don't need that
to keep the swamp full. They might pull the plug

(01:03):
on the Texas swamp, just like Trump's doing on a
big federal government swamp.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, I don't know if something is happening, Billy and
it looks suspicious. Your theory is as good as any man.
Have you heard the latest.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't suggestion scheme if you will to try to
keep Trump in office after this term is up scheme
from home. Well, all these different people. Some are legitimate
you know, campaigners and advisors, and some are guys like
us who just come up with things. Somebody came to
Trump and they suggested that when his term is up

(01:41):
and Vice President Vance is running for president, then.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Trump could be his vice president.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I see that would just be another term for Trump, really,
and he's already ruled that out. He's like, I don't
think the people.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Would like that. I think that's a little too tricky. Uh.
But Speaker of the House, he.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Has said that he would like to run again if
they can just you know, figure out a way around
that whole twenty second Amendment term limit thing for the president. Mainly,
he's interested in running again because he would love to
go up against AOC. I would all love that. That
would be something beautiful to watch. But I'm sure JD.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Vance versus AOC will be pretty entertaining as well. All Right,
what about this Florida Governor Donald Trump, m House Speaker
Donald Trump. Did they try to run him to be
like Speaker of the House.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's right when he wasn't president, because you don't have
to technically be an elected politician for you don't know,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
But he never did go for that either. Hey, if
anybody knows the whereabouts of a Seahawk helicopter or an
FA eighteen super Hornet fighter jet, oh, I know where
they are. The US Navy would like to have a
word with you.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
They are a deeply underwater at this time. I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'd imagine those are probably somewhere near Osama Bin. A
lot of corpse, yeah, down below the sea. They crashed
during separate routine operations over the South China Sea yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Both birds off the same aircraft carrier too.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I believe all five crew members were rescued there in
stable condition. The US Pacific Fleet, that is the Navy's
largest operational command, set in a post on x that
around two fifty four pm local time and MH sixty
R Seahawk helicopter assigned to the Battlecats of Helicopter Maritimes
Strike Squadron seventy three crashed in the South China Sea

(03:30):
while conducting a routine operation from the aircraft carrier the
USSNIMTS nimtsnimts. Yeah, Surge and Rescue teams from the carrier,
Strike Group eleven, operating alongside the Nimts quickly launched in
recovery efforts and safely pulled all three copter crew members
from the water. Okay, and then that's good, right, And
then it happened again thirty minutes later. Thirty minutes after

(03:52):
they lost a helicopter, they lost in a Super Hornet
fighter jet assigned to the Fighting Red Cox of Strike
Fighters Squadron twenty two, and all went down. Which kind
were they? The Fighting Red Cox of the Strike Fighters
Squadron twenty two also went down in the South China
Sea during flight operations. Everyone's fine, except for the national budget,

(04:14):
which is now what are we thirty eight trillion dollars
in debt?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that was as of last Friday, I think Thursday
or Friday, we top thirty eight. It only took two
months to go from thirty seven trillion to thirty eight trillion.
That means thirty nine trillion should be by like probably
by the end of the week.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dude, if you're upset right now about the government shutdown,
please understand that this is a microcosm of a massively
bigger problem. I'm sorry there's a long line at the
TSA today. I'm sorry for you. You're going to spend
forty minutes on the tarmac. Boohoo. That's not a good story.
The demise, the eruption, the apocalyptic catastrophe that will be

(04:55):
the American economy in the coming years will be far
worse than the forty minutes spending line at the TSA.
Sorry about that. It's gonna get much worse. You're going
to be begging for a long line at the TSA
when you see what's going to happen to the American
economy if we keep spending money like a running faucet
of water. It's not we have a finite amount of resources, guys,

(05:17):
it doesn't go forever. We don't have a money printing machine.
Let mephrase that. The problem is we have a money
printing should have a money printing machine. But that's not good,
not good at all. That's what's creating the inflation and
the massive deficit that we've got.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
And by the way, when you mentioned that Nimets earlier,
sure the ship.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Did it occur to you that you've seen that word before?
You've heard that word You've been to Fredericksburg, right, I just.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Figured that had something to do with like Yamakas or
something like.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
The National Museum of the Pacific War is a Texas
Historical Commission property operated by the Admiral Nimtz Foundation. We've
rocked right past. I mean, I was with you that
one year when we all walked in front of the
Nimitz Museum.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
All right. The National Museum of the Pacific War used
to be Chester Nimitz's grandfather's hotel in Fredericksburg, and now
it's something else. It's the museum. They're Germans, but they're Americans,
and boy, what a fascinating story. Their whole family. His
grandfather became a Texas Ranger in the Texas Mounted Volunteers.

(06:26):
Billy had eighteen fifty one later served as captain of
the Gillespie Rifles Company in the Confederate States Army during
the Civil War.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
The most some rough times to be in the Tectas Rangers.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'll day you. Nimitz applied to the West Point in
hopes of becoming an army officer, but no appointments were available.
And then later on he joined the Naval Academy. So
how about that, dude, thanks to James al slaydon ative admiral.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
So it's you know, it's a pretty good step up
from just joining to admiral.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's big time man. There's a good story there about
never giving up, you know what I mean, Never give
up that ship, never give up. No, let's see he
was married and where do where do he marry in Massachusetts?
They had four children?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, good, You can always go to the museum if
if you need more information. When you were talking about
all the problems that we have in this country, I
think you neglected to mention the fact that Yellowstone could erupt.
The entire park is built on top of a massive
super volcano, and it could go off at any time,

(07:35):
kill about half of us and leave the rest of
us begging to die. You'll probably be blind walking through
the streets like zombies looking for food that's not available.
Yellowstone had an eruption this weekend. You see that picture
right there, Yes, sir, that is not old faithful, No,
that is something that erupted in another part of the

(07:57):
park that isn't post to erupt that that was an
unexpected Yellowstone eruption, and it was intense. I mean it
just people were on those little board walkways, you know,
and all of a sudden they just took off running
because after that that thing erupted and exploded. It rocks

(08:18):
and molten well not molten but hot water and rock
was raining down on.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Top of them, raining down on top yes, indeed, and
they didn't want that right that when they did. Not
barely a month goes by these days without the Yellowstone
super volcano hitting the headlines somewhere.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's Park Layton, it's starting to work, it's getting it's
getting faster and faster, these eruptions coming closer and closer.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
There could be a swarm of earth tremors or a
minor stream driven explosion that sets the hearts of news
editors and disaster preppers racing.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
But isn't it also one way to look at it
is this thing is letting off scheme so that it
doesn't explode in a giant eruption that kills half of
you know, the the country or whatever. So Billy letting
the steam off occasionally is a good thing, Billy had.
He says, it's going to be fine. What do you think, Well,
that means we're all about to die. I'm pretty sure

(09:10):
because he don't know nothing about it.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wow, mister Kenneth, he's really throwing shade on your optimism. There.
Oh I'm used to it. Yeah, it doesn't bother me
because I'm optimistic. Oh okay, Well, anyway, I for one,
don't want to die in a volcanic eruption out of
Yellowstone Park. I'd much prefer it'd be Big Bend or
you know, some cool park in Texas.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, that would be if I have to die, It's
better and so much closer.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, i'd be faster.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You know, what about a Cat five hurricane and you
could You could be in Jamaica right now.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Can we just tell Jamaica and advance. You guys are
on your own. We don't have any money. We're thirty
eight trillion dollars in debt. We can't bail you out again.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I just wonder if there'll be anybody left in the
next couple of days to even call and check on
in Jamaica. I mean that wind is anywhere from one
hundred and sixty to like one hundred and ninety six.
They got a gust at least one one hundred and
ninety six miles an hour, and it's about one hundred
miles away, and yet it's already storming in Jamaica. So

(10:08):
they're gonna get like one hundred miles of the storm
over the next however many hours, and then they get
the the you know, one hundred and fifty plus mile
an hour winds. Have you ever experienced winds of even
don't know, seventy five ninety miles an hour?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It is frightening. Boy, That hurricane's gonna do some real
damage to Jamaica. I mean, just think that island. Look
at the shape of it. There's gonna be poverty and
crime and disaster, and all the buildings will be toppled over.
And then a hurricane's gonna hit. Oh, no, Happy Thanksgiving,
April fools, Happy Halloween. Walton and Johnson Radio Network giggling about, well,

(10:48):
it's a fight a poor Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Hollywood's had a tough go since the pandemic, you know,
trying to get back up and running in the.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Movie theaters and all. And look what AI's gonna do
to him? Now, any average jerk with an eye now
has a special effects budget akin to Jurassic Park. You
could compete with Hollywood now, yeah, show him some of
your videos, kin, Yeah, I've done all kinds of stuff
with Ai. Do you want to look at some stuff.
Did you see the video I made of Steve riding
a bear? Yeah? No, I didn't see that. Yeah, I've

(11:16):
done some stuff for sure.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Anyway, Hollywood has now suffered a major blow because the
Japanese anime movie called Chainsaw Man won the box office.
Huh here in America it's it's a Japanese anime thing.
So once again, that's the hardest Hollywood tries. And I

(11:39):
know they try so hard to bring us quality entertainment
with storylines that have never even been approached before. But
Japanese anime kicked the butts.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
What do you think about that? Yeah, I've noticed the
kind of people that like anime or normally degenerates, and
they creep me out. That's what you said about golfers too, Oh,
for sure golfers. But then I had to change of
heart because John Daily, Yeah, John Daley and that hot
girl that you like, I like her too, But who's
the other guy that I like, who's been dunking all
over the lagger Woods? Nah? No, no, oh, you know

(12:11):
he's just okay, all right, Hey, before I forget you,
guys just reminded me of something. Who is hungry right now?
Hungry for what? Uh? Food for something? Okay, let's eat
all right. So there's a new movement taking place to
help save money on food.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Been eating dog food lately to save money. And I'm
gonna show you some of my favorites. The duck one
is a good one.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Caesar, yeah, wham is even better.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
This one basically is like human food. I don't mind
eating it. The can stuff isn't as good, but it's
a little bit cheaper, so it'll do. But this is
the real winner right here.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
For meals beniful.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's literally a whole meal and one. Yeah, eating dog
food instead of human food has helped me save money
and I feel better.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Does he look healthy? This is a video on the
Walton and Johnson Instagram animated. I'm like, it's uh, he
looks he looks drawn like he's not real. I mean,
do you think that's a I think he's real.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I think he's just freak. I think he's really creepy.
Looking though, Yeah, is that what the future of human
beings that's going to be? Are we all destined to
look like him?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Someday? I think that eating the die first. Well, besides
the fact that he's a ginger, now that there's anything
wrong with ginger, I think he may also be half
white half black. And then on top of that, the
diet that he's consuming is very unhealthy, so it's caused
his skin color to be unusual. It's like it's almost gray.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So he likes the dog food, Okay, but did he
go off and did he even tray cat food? Has
he said whether he I'm guessing it's fishier than dog food.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
But dogs like fish too, You get that salmon, dogs
will eat that up.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, technically humans can eat cat food, but it is
not recommended for regular consumption like dog food. I would imagine,
like all food products, cat food can be contaminated with bacteria.
Are there harmful substances? So god forbid, you know, stick
with the safe stuff. Yeah, Like there is always a
recall on some kind of food. What was it just

(14:07):
last week there was somemonilla in something and they were
recalling it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Corn dogs recently, rather there was a corn do corn
dog problem and Bluebell ice cream. If you wan't to
go back now, you know, I still eat the Bluebell
ice cream occasionally. It's not like an existing problem today,
but it has been.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well to your point, the US government reportedly stores one
point four billion pounds of cheese in underground caverns, mister Kenneth, really,
or as it's called in Wisconsin, a light snack, they
just have that. They're just storing it all the time.
Isn't that wild? Now?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Are they rotating it like they're taking out some of
the older cheese and selling it and putting in some
fresh cheese to let it start aging.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Or are they just holding on to it. Maybe they're
just making blue cheese because they know how much Steve
likes it. Oh yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Meanwhile, Resking, you tell when blue cheese is turned bad?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't know, Billy, you can't. That's that's the whole
point of blue cheese. In the meantime, restaurants owned by
bon Jovi are offering free food to furloughed government workers
right now, and that's really going to help people who
are living on a prayer. No oh, dear lord.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, well it was eggs most recently salmonilla outbreaking eggs.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
But that's it's like every week there's something else. It
was six million eggs, if I'm not mistaken, a lot.
And to be fair, we eat like eighty million eggs
a day just right here in our studio because were.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
These were black sheep eggs. I didn't even know sheep
had eggs.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Jesus an African American sheep. Get it right or get out?
Just disgusting. How many times do we have?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I was just reading it the way they wrote it
in the article. I can't I can't make them write
a better article. I don't even know these people.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
There's a new video where Britney Spears got caught on
camera driving erratically. You know, in her defense, it is
hard to steer a car with a straight shacket on it,
really is.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I mean you got to lean your chin into it, right,
you know that's that's no fun.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, it's not easy.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Salmonilla and tomatoes, salmonilla and ice creamonilla and just everywhere.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
The tomatoes is mainly a European problem. Do you eat
the pumpkin inerts when you kind of do a jack
o lantern. Do you eat? No, that's gross. Some people
use it to make a pie, or they do the
seeds or something.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, you can take the seeds out and then you're
supposed to dry them or do something with them, and
then plant them and then you have your whole punkin
patch next year.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
There's a report today online claiming nearly half of all
pumpkin related knife injuries will happen this week. Well, sure,
that's when the carving takes place. Do you think they're
trying to send us a message Salloween, be careful carving pumpkins. Yeah,
because this year the pumpkins get their revenge. Now you've

(16:59):
exacted your avenge.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're done with me, right, Not hardly revenge of the
pumpkins now showing.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
One of our producers prepared that to be funny. But
I actually think that happens. I actually think that fruits
and vegetables and tree and other agriculture. I think they
can see us and they don't like how we're acting.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Really, and I think they're communicating with each other and
we can't keep up with it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Man, I think so too.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I just stumbled across an old headline in a New
Orleans News station. These these headlines do not age well,
kind of like blue cheese, or does it?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
What day was the twenty fourth? Was that Friday? Friday?
Friday morning? Here's the headline on sports news. Is this
the year Texas A and M finally beats LSU. LSU
looks to continue it's dominance. So for the Aggies in
Tiger Stadium, yes, we're all expecting a big victory as

(18:00):
A and M the legendary Texas Aggies come to Death Valley.
The last time the Aggies won against the Tigers in
Death Valley was nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow, nineteen ninety four. That was a long time ago.
That was so long ago. I think George H. W.
Bush was president back then. Beating LSU, someone's gonna write
an email. I know I'm trolling it.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Beating LSU on Saturday night in Death Valley is so
difficult to do. LSU is twenty three and two under
Brian Kelly the in Tiger Stadium that includes a twenty
to one record at night. So Aggies just might as
well just give it up. Don't even show up because

(18:49):
LSU is gonna dominate you in Tiger Stadium. That was
Friday morning, this morning, well even Sunday morning, two days later,
of very different outcome. And that's why Brian Kelly is
looking for work now. Actually, I don't know if he's
gonna be even look for work anymore. He's sixty something

(19:11):
years old and he's got millions of dollars, he's already
made millions, and they're going to give him, allegedly fifty
three to fifty four million to go away.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
That's a lot of money to go to tell you.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Being a successful coach will make you rich beyond most
of your wildest dreams. But being a sucky, terrible, bad coach, yeah,
will make you even richer.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Wow, that's the shame.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, but he's right about that. Are the colleges ever
going to learn? I mean they're supposed to be What
are these higher education universities? When are they going to
learn to stop offering these coaches these big buyouts and
these long term deals. Imagine if they'd offered him a
five year deal and instead of a ten year deal,

(19:59):
he's in year four, it wouldn't be too hard to
shake him loose.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
But now, yeah, but what if the math just makes sense?
Billy ed What if they can afford to pay an
absurd amount of money even if they have to let
the coach go because they know that in the end
they're going to sell enough tickets it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And wouldn't it be something if they would say, maybe, uh,
coach O ought to come back at least finish the
rest of this season and uh, you know, maybe earn
some of that seventeen million dollars they've given him for free.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay now, And on that note, wouldn't you would save
him some money? Yeah? Right? And it's already a bad season,
it's already done, you know. Yeah, that's it for the boys.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
A Egal Conference losses. That's oval.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Might as well put a Cajun in with a cool
voice out there on the field. If you're already losing games,
you might as well have a little fun with it,
you know.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
But is he willing to actually show up for work
when he's got seventeen million dollars and an endless line
of cheerleaders waiting to sit on his lap.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well, I was just going to say, while he might
have a lot of money, there is one thing that
man and Joyce, from what I am told, is right,
and that one thing is poon tank. And what do
they got at college. Well, there is quite a bit
of it. I got, like free range. Maybe some of
Olivia Dunn's friends could have. Oooh, that might be better
than money.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Stay tuned for more Waltnon Johnson