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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That was really really well done. I got you got
a boo. Every now and then it's Halloween, you know, boo.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I have a friend, he's a great guy.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
He doesn't let his children celebrate Halloween though, because he
thinks it's too demonic.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well, there are people with those thoughts, and that's their
business their kids, right, you know, if they want to
raise them up to grow up to maybe want to
kill them in their sleep someday when they're older, that's
their business.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Sometimes when there's something going on that involves kids and
I don't have any, I'll hit up my buddy Josh,
and I'll be like, hey, you know, what are you
guys doing in Easter egg hunt today? You know, I'll
hide some eggs with you. And I hit him up.
I was like, you guys doing trick or treating? He
said no, And I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Why invite the devil in He's He's pretty persistent anyway.
You don't need an invitation.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Does he?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
As a you know, as a man in his forties,
I don't really participate in trick or treating unless one
of my nieces is doing it, or my goddaughter or something.
But they're all in another state. So this Halloween, I
guess I just got to go to the strip club.
I don't really have a choice.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, I know, people understand not now, so I can
do do appreciate the fact that they dressed up. You know,
the girls at the strip club, I've been to a few.
They like to dress up for Halloween too, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Sure, I mean, you know someone's got to support them.
You know, on Halloween there's probably not enough people there.
Well with all the dads out spending time with their kids.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, that's that's gotta be a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
If you think about it. I'm really kind of doing
a public service. But it's the charity work, sure, is
what I'm thinking. So tonight or maybe even early this afternoon. No,
maybe at lunch. You you probably want to do some charity. No,
I don't think charity works on Fridays. I think she
only works on Tuesdays. Yeah, but she is the night girl.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, so you know, I mean, if you want the best,
go at night. Yeah, they're gonna cost you more. You
don't want the lunchtime squad. That's a different topic altogether.
Here's some scary death stuff to talk about Halloween. Boo
scary death boo. At least fifty known did from Hurricane Melissa.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
At this point, Wait, hang on which country?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, all over Jamaica, Cuba, the Bahama, Jamaic they said,
the entirety of Jamaica is broken, all right because of
this Cat five And then the hurricane happened. Yeah, the
hurricane showed up and just rearranged the mess.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, but they're very resilient and those that survived, and
there's there's still plenty of people there. They're they're going
to work and get things put back. Well, you know
the way it was in Cuba and Haiti. Extensive damage,
heavy rain, you know, all the things that you might
expect from a hurricane, heavy rain, flooding and a lot

(02:37):
of high wind. And uh, there are communities there in
Cuba that are completely isolated without communication, flooding, landslides.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's just yeah, I heard, I heard.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
This hurricane was almost as bad for the people of
Cuba as communism for the last century or so.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Most that's bad, but not quite.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
This hurricane being one of the strongest ever in the
Koreban and is the reason Kamala Harris says we've got
to lower the voting age.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I mean, it makes perfect sense, right.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
The SoundBite we are about to play for you is
so overwhelmingly stupid it could only belong to Kamala Ladies
and gentlemen, or maybe Elizabeth Warren Ladies and gentlemen, the
twenty twenty four Democrat candidate.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
For president, think we should reduce voting age to sixteen sixteen?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And why why camp cop? Are you why tell us?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Why so?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Gen Z?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Their age about thirteenth through twenty seven. Sure, they've only
known the climate crisis. They missed substantial parts to their
education because of the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's your fault.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
If they're in high school or college, especially in college,
it is very likely that whatever they've chosen is their
major for study may not result in an affordable wage.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's also your fault.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Here's my favorite thing about this SoundBite, this talking point
she has about getting sixteen year olds to vote. It's
about a decade old. A decade ago, most young people
were leaning to the left. Guess what's happened over the
last several years.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
She's gonna be surprised the way sixteen year olds and
seventeen year olds might vote, especially the young men. They're
all leaning to the right now.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
They've looked at what the world is like and they've
said liberalism is not the solution.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Have y'all seen how many of them young people is
showing up at the turning point get togethers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Thousands? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, I know they probably eighteen and over, but they
were sixteen seventeen just a year or two ago.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And trust me, they wouldn't be voting for her. Ass No,
hell no, they wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Kamalo was doing an interview with an Australian podcaster and
apparently he decided to quiz her on Joe Biden's debate performance.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
It went about as well as you'd expect it to
the debate that came before with Biden and Trump. It
was so apparently clear that this was not okay, and
it felt like the whole of the democratic side of
politics was pretending everything was okay. That's kind of my
observation from the UK. I was like, why are they
all pretending everything's fine? But this was clearly an individual

(05:08):
that was very much struggling with articulation, with ideas.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Before he makes his point. Can I did you notice
what he just did there? The democratic side. I know
there are still people that call them the Democratic Party,
but they don't believe in democracy.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, they do not.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We could call them democrats, but to call them democratic,
I feel like that's a little inaccurate.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
He has a foreigner. You said he was an Australian.
He's doing an interview for Australian television or radio, I guess.
But he just mentioned the UK.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's how he perceives it. From the UK.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It says here he's an Australian podcast, right, it probably is.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, but I think he might live in the UK.
And he's black. Wow, it's amazing. Good for him. He's black. Yeah,
he's a black guy. I didn't even notice. Look at that.
Yeah he's a brother. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
So he's an Australian guy, made it all the way
to England, and he's a person of color.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I celebrate his diversity. Well you should, yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And in the face of someone like Trump, who, to
his credit, is able to pounce on that.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
And he and he interestingly enough, because of course I
watched that debate very closely for many many reasons, including
I had four interviews right after his debate to speak
on behalf of the president.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
During the debate because he couldn't speak.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
And what was interesting in that debate was also to
watch how it's a very rare circumstance that you see
Donald Trump actually moderate.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
It was fascinating.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
You must have known. You must have you sat there
when you were in La at the time, right.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I was in La at the Fairmont Hotel watching watching
vigorous notes. I had ordered, you know, like they had
a little crew to tape plate and I was like, no,
this is a pizza and I or to pizza for everyone.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Do you remember when they made fun of doctor Oz
for saying crude tay, Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
My gosh, she's insipid standard that.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
They actually said that doctor Oz couldn't be the Senator
of Pennsylvania because he went into a grocery store and
said he was there to get things to make crud
de tay.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So it must be John Fetterman. And now they hit
John Freder.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like jambalaya but but up north or something, because you
go to the store and get a bunch of ingredients
to make jambalaya and that's always good.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Do you really not know what crude tay is? It's
like just a fancy word for a vegetable plate.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Billion.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's like ranch dressing, and so they don't say vegetable
plate because they're gonna try to check you into eating it.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't know why it's a French thing. I don't know.
Maybe mister Kenneth could explain it. I don't get.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm not getting involved in this. I'm enjoying watching. It's
like a tennis match. You guys just bat it back
and forth. What I don't I'm I didn't call it
crew to Tay. That wasn't my idea.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I think not in either. I think it's a stupid
term too.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Rather have jambalaya yeah, me too, crawlfish pie or some
philea gumbo.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, mister Kenneth, what's your problem? You could have brought
us crawfish pie and you're in here trying to give.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Us crew to Tay. I'm just I'm crude. What can
I say?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I had a number of people with me, but I
had a tight group of people with me in the
room he called me from debate camp.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Debate camp.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
This guy looks a little bit like a manlier version
of Will Smith, doesn't he He does, Yeah, but he's
staring at her like I hope you say something interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
She told me that it was an interesting story, but
she never told it in an interesting way.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, it's Kamala Harris.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Do you really think this is she cannot The point
of the story is that Joe Biden wasn't good enough
to be president anymore, but I was, and I was
supposed to be the hero, and then they took that
away from me. Oh no, that's so sad. Little Veruca
Salt doesn't get to eat her candy, does she?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Kamaa the president did? Biden did?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
And I could how something was a little off.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Whoa, You could tell something was That's when you figured
it out.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
It just popped into my head. It dawned on me
suddenly that night.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Somehow we all knew in twenty nineteen, but you were
around him all the time, and you just figured out
you have dementia the day of the debates.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh my god, what a coincidence.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Halloween is Satan's Night is the night for the Devil.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Oh, I mean, we're going
to be scared for Halloween. That's what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's careful of black cats crossing your path. That can
be pretty bad news.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
A diverse cat, I believe, is what you mean. You're
worried about them taking your watch, right, No, I'm not
worried about that.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I would give them my watch if they need their
diverse they probably need it more than I do.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I sure we all agree with that. That's the most
important thing. I do have some good news. We were
worried early this morning. We were so worried. It was
very stressful on all of us. And I'm sure you
there at home, or at work or in your car.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Sure. I love when they say that you probably were
feeling a.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Little nervous about it yourself once you found out that
Prince Andrew of the Royal Windsor Family has had his
royalness stripped away from him. Not they didn't actually strip
him down and run him naked through the streets of
tar and feather room, but they did take away his
royal title and his royal home. He's been kicked out

(10:24):
of his house. He's just going to be Andy now
instead of Prince Andrew of the Royal Windsor Family. Andy
is suffering. You know, this humiliation, I think. But the
good news that I'm here to share with you because
we were all worried about the kids. Obviously, obviously, Princess

(10:45):
Beatrice and Princess Eugenie will not be affected by this oulster.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
They will retain their titles.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh that's great, and just real quick, because this is
the first time we've ever acknowledged or even been aware
of their existence their entire lives.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Right, exactly who are they? Exactly? That his kids? He
has kids?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, yeah, he has kids, and he went to Epstein
Island and had sex with kids.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Beatrice and Eugenie's mother and those. Ex wife, Sarah Ferguson,
had already ceased using her Duchess of York, which was
basically just a courtesy title anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
She removed the royal title from media days after the
Palace announced that her ex husband would no longer use
his royal titles. She has just gone by her name
professionally for many years now, given her divorce from the
Prince at all in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
So I'm sorry she's divorced and she's.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Still it's his X. But you know they wanted to
hold on to titles. You can get divorced, but keep
your title.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, they've got rules. I don't know it sounds like
they don't have rules. Is that the kids are going
to be fine?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
He was having sex with underage kids while he had kids,
but not his own kids.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, but this didn't just happen.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
It happened like over a decade ago and now and
they're just now getting around or punishing him for it.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
And what's his punishment?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You no longer get to be Prince Andrew, now you're
Andrew windsor oh well that'll show him. Yeah, so there
take that, Andrew wins, Like, what are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
That?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That sounds like a light slap on the wrist. How
about jail time? How about public service? How about a
giant fine? How about they take millions of dollars away
from him?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Children were exploited, underage girls were trafficked, They were forced
into sexual depravity by this sick bastard.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
And his punishment is that we change his name. Ouch, sorry,
Billy D. Hatfield, just this title, Billy at Hatfield. You're
in trouble for doing something awful. From this day forward,
you won't be known as Billy at Hatfield. You'll be
known as Billy D. McCoy.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Take that.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh I don't think so. Them fighting words there. So
all right, that's a bad example. For now on, you
won't be known as Billy at Hatfield. Just have to
drop the middle. Yeah, you'll be known as Bill just Bill. Yeah,
you'll just be Bill Hatfield.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Right. Yeah. I don't like that either. I mean, you know,
notckle work for me.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
For now on, you won't be known as mister Kenneth.
You'll be known as mister Kevin. Take that out. Yeah,
that is harsh punishment. Indeed, I feel like it's not
harsh punished. Right, I feel like you guys are not
helping me make my point here.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Anyway. The point is, Prince Andrew, you're a terrible person.
You're getting off light here. This is a and who
does this? Please? Who's who looks at this and they're like, wow.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
This is going to save the reputation of the people
that murdered Princess Diana, that did it?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, how about no, how about a little congratulations?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Will salute some props to our friends at the Babylon Bee,
who I think maybe have outdone themselves today.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
What have they done?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
They've got a picture with the headline. The headline says
the President of China. She happily drops all tariffs after
Trump shows him how to use this chopsticks to become
a walrus. Nice and in the picture, Trump and she
both have walrus tusk toothpick chopsticks hanging out of their

(14:12):
upper lips.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Now that is hilarious. I love it. You know I
do that trick? Well, yeah, you have to. Hey, this
is unexpected.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Marjorie Taylor Green has accepted an invitation to appear next
week on the view. Ooh, that's gonna get ugly the congresswoman, yeah,
white it is. And then Marjorie Taylor Green will be
on the show. Yes, yeah, the Congresswoman of Northwest Georgia
has agreed to sit down and have a face to
face with four banshees from Hell. And I feel like

(14:41):
it would have made more sense to do that on Halloween,
but instead they're gonna do it next week.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's true. That would have been a good show for today.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Whatever you think of Marjorie Taylor Green, she is a
saint compared to these women, ain't every single one of
them anyway? I mean, it'll be interesting to.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Watch she I think she handled her on election Day
Next Tuesday, Well, it'll be interesting.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
They won't have the results of the elections during the show.
And by the way, two states have governor elections. They're
electing a new governor in New Jersey and Virginia. Uh huh,
and the Democratic courses ahead in.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Both of those.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
But the Republican is gaining ground here in the last
few days. You know, there's been early voting going on,
and they're seeing that and the polling that they're doing,
and so by Tuesday next week, on election day, it's
gonna get pretty interesting. Sure, well, not that it affects
us specifically, but it does in.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
The general scheme of things.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Right now, there are twenty seven I think Republican governors
and twenty three Democrats, and they're hoping that well, they
want to close that gap, and I'm sure the Republicans
would like to make it a little broader gap.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
It does look like we're gonna lose one in Virginia.
I like win some series. I think she seems great,
but I think it's unlike she's down by ten points.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well wait a minute, but That'sl's sister. I know who
she run against, another sister. She's running as a white person.
Oh hell no, white lady they're gonna let a white man.
Oh no, I guess these that's a white Democrat though,
so you know they don't consider her white.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Remember when Taylor Swift told everybody that she needed people
in Tennessee to vote against the female senator to defend
women's rights.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
You have to elect this old white guy.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
That's right, old white man is what we need, special
out the women.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Of course, you just say things.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Nobody's yet explained how lowering the voting age to sixteen
would in any way affect climate change. I mean it
was Kummell's idea, so obviously there is no legitimate explanation
for it. She just likes to say stuff. It sounds
like a box of wine idea. They cut off her booze.
I'm not boo like in Halloween oooze.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think they took her off alcohol, even box wine,
and she is suffering.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh that's sad.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
You mean she'll only have Xanax and lorezepan to settle
down with.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's it. Oh no, today's show is brought to you
by Halloween, the one day year we tell kids is
a great idea to take candy from strangers.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Stay tuned for more Waltman, Johnson,
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