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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Meeting with some of the most influential people in the world,
so we could stop a war or prepare for a
natural disaster, something really important, right, whatever it is. And
one of the people at the meeting thinks incest is good,
wouldn't you think you probably shouldn't invite that guy to
the meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It depends on just how serious this threat is to
the world. I mean, you know, incest might not be
your thing. But if the guy can figure out a
way to stop the end of the world, you know,
maybe we will let him play around with it for
a while.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, Historically it's a guy who couldn't solve any of
his problems of that our help. Okay, he's out. Yeah.
By the way, it's England. That's for the British.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's Oh, this is not just some made up hypothesis
that you've created in your head.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
This is happening. Is the end of the world coming.
The timing on this is very strange. I don't know
why this is happening. But last week, the state of Connecticut,
by the way, this is not a rerun, Folks were
here this morning. Week, the State of Connecticut made an announcement.
They said, we're going to make first cousin marriages illegal,
and England said, here, hold my pint. England is just
(01:10):
the DHS. That's the National Health Service of England. It's
their version of the you know, CDC or the you
know whatever Health and Human Services.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Whatever Bobby Kennedy thinks he's doing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just put out a statement saying, actually, there are benefits
to first cousin marriage.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And you're think it benefits?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
They said, oh no, Yeah, the NHS says that first
cousin marriage is linked to stronger extended family support systems
and economic advantages. Okay, sure, but also what about cross breeding?
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, now, I'm not mistake in England has some leadership
that tends to lean into the whole inter family dating.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, you're definitely onto something there.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
There seems to be two important groups of people in
England that need us to excuse first cousin marriages, and
one of them would be the royal family, as Steve
is pointing out, yea, and the other one would be
all the pakistanis that they imported. Now, I know this
is uncomfortable to hear out loud, but I'm just speaking
in objective facts here. If you look at a map
of the world where all the insects took place, and
(02:17):
we have looked at that map, not according to me,
but the World Health Organization, it's all pretty much right
there in Pakistan, and okay, there's some other places too, but.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
It kind of branches out from there. But that seems
to be the nucleus, if you will.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There's a lot of it going on there, and that's
the exact culture that they've imported in mass to the
nation of England. And so I guess they've got to
excuse it now. I don't know how else to explain it,
Like what what are you guys kidding? Yep, good morning everybody.
Just like one of our listeners posted this online. Carnificus
(02:52):
Maximus is one of our listeners here in Houston.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
He's an English teacher.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He said, just like with transgenderism, the promotion of incest
is designed to create a mentally ill army of ticking
time bombs the central planners can activate to terrorize the normies.
That's us into compliance in the name of public safety.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Maybe it's just England's way of trying to get some
people from Connecticut to move on over and the Connecticut
people are probably thinking, well, why not, if you really
want to marry your cousin, let's go to England.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I had to time, you have all the things to
be discussing here in the later part of September twenty
twenty five. I did not think an international discussion about
the benefits of incest involving England and Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, interesting combination of things there.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The Libtards are now defending incest. Guys, that's where we've
come here. The British are so overrun by Islamis they
now have to excuse incest. We have reached the part
of modern history where we have liberals telling us incest
is good. Actually, the cultural enrichment of incest is.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Improving your life.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Here in America, we're reaching some conclusions on things ourselves.
In Portland, for example, they were trying to decide between
more crime or Trump hans out. They'd prefer more crime
in Portland because Trump said he can come in and
help with their crime problem. And they said, no, no,
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we don't want to put an end.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Of the crime.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Did they ask everyone or just the guys downtown with
the septum piercings and the green Hair's.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
The people that end up getting on TV.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Because I would think I would not for me, there'd
be a no on crime, you know, if I owned
a business or a house in Portland.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Apparently they're not checking with those folks, all right, So
this the green and the pink haired people with the
septum rings.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think I have a theory as to why, right
England or not England.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Portland has a lot of these what are like feminist
bookstores or kombucha shops and stuff. If you were out looting,
that's exactly where wouldn't go, right, you know, And those.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Are the only people that vote.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
The guy that owns the Nike story, he probably lives
in New York or somewhere else, right, I guess where's
their headquarters is in Seattle? Or the guy whoever's looting
at the Adida story, he doesn't live in Portland to
the owner of that, right, probably somewhere else if it's
a franchise.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't know how it works. Nike's big over there
in that area, sure.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But you know, not so big that they want to
stop the looting. Oh no, all right, everybody were awake.
It's not a rerun obviously, there's a lot to get
to today. They're going after James call me, the former
head of the FBI, and Eric Adams is dropping out
of the New York City mayoral race.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We'll be getting into all of that. The Kamala Harris
book tour continues. Oh that's got to be exciting.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh yeah, well, it's probably great for Doug Emhoff. He's
got Kamala out of the house for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And if you're still trying to figure out what he'll
went through the mind of this guy who drove his
truck into the Mormon church, set it on fire, and
started gunning people down, you can stop. There's no reason
to expend a lot of effort trying to figure out
why crazy people do crazy things because they're crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sure, we don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
He's forty year old guy, a marine veteran, got a
wife and a kid, maybe more than one kid, I
don't know, at least one kid I've seen, and he
just decided to build some bombs and go down to
the church, burn it to the ground, and kill a
bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
If a mosque was shot up once a month, I
think we'd call that a crisis for Muslims.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
If a synagogue was shot up every month, probably a
crisis for the Jews. Turns out that churches, Christian churches,
if we consider Mormons to be that, which I do,
are actually being targeted every month at an exponential rate.
And Christians aren't the most persecuted religion on earth. It's
totally acceptable to hate Christians, even in America.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Probably shouldn't even say anything. You know, it's fine, don't
worry about it. They'll get over it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it's time to get serious about people hate crimes.
They said on ABC News this morning. They really wanted
you to know. We can't find any proof he targeted
him because they're Mormon or Christian or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
H It's like, well, then the fact that they all
seem together in a church of Latter day Saints.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, I mean again, they didn't. They didn't attack the
Nike store in downtown Portland, did they. No, Well, I
don't think so. It was a different group of people,
probably a probably incestual. If I had to guess, Oh, well,
Monday morning kit jet at the water cooler the only
reason to have judged up over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Walton and Johnson, Yeah, oh absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Greetings kids, It's the Walton and Johnson Show on a
Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And you know what's happening this week Steve, this week
or next weekend?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
This upcoming weekend? I would say, I would say that's
this weekend. Would you not agree? Would we have a
comedy show on Sunday? And there are still some tickets
available if you go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot Org.
We're gonna have some special guests. Chad Prather's going a
headline for us this year. He's hilarious. If you've never
heard of him, he is, well, he's a funny redneck
(08:02):
with a cowboy hat. He sings songs, that sort of thing.
And then Jesse Peyton is performing Steve and I will
be up on stage telling boner jokes about politics.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Well, I don't know what I'll be doing on there,
but I might be on stage briefly. I'll probably introduce
Kenny Goes. You know Kenny's got that He's got a
tight ten, that's right, yeah, and I don't have a
tight ten.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Do the same material I do on the road that
I do at home, particularly because there might be women
in the audience that have dated and they're jokes about them.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh yeah, right, that's only going to be like a
third of the audience though, right, good point.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Thanks Steve. Very kind of view.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But in all seriousness, we have a lot going on
this weekend, so if you want to join us on Sunday,
it's Sunday the show at five pm. It's an early
evening show, so we'll get you home in time for
work the next morning. It's for a good cause, and
it's at the Bad Astronaut Brewing Company, which is right
outside of downtown Houston. Plenty of great places to stay
if you're not from the area and you're looking for
(09:02):
a place to crash.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We'd love to have you, you and Milton making room
at in your spare bedroom.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't know if we're going to be having a
stranger's crash at at my house, but you never know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, i'll tell you what, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Last week we were off obviously at the end of
last week, but we did a really cool thing on
Wednesday evening last week with Attorney General Ken Paxton to
help raise awareness for the kids from Stratford High School
who were docksed by some local left wing nutshell. A
fully grown adult posted private information about children on the
internet because she was mad at them that they're not
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communists and return in exchange. We had a rally to
support the Turning Point USA chapter at Stratford High School,
something called Club America.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Thousands of people came out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Every TV station in the area, every news outlet was there.
The Attorney General was there. Other talk show mister Barry
you may be familiar, was there. The local conservative media.
The chairman of the Texas Republican Party, Abraham George, was there.
I have a feeling these kids are going to be
conservatives for the rest of their lives, so let's hope.
(10:08):
So isn't that interesting If it wasn't for this woman
dosing them, don't you think there's a.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Good likelihood they would have lost interest? I mean, not
all of them.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
But after a few months, sure, you move on, other
things pop up.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But now that this happened, between Charlie Kirk's death and
this woman trying to stop them from starting a club
for high school aged Republicans, these kids are going to
be conservative for the rest of their life.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
They have been galvanized.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
If you will, you like that, Yeah, don't google that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So that's a thing in our little neck of the woods.
Very cool of you guys to show some support to them.
And I will tell you one person that was not
very popular at that party was James Comy.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Ah bit.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
James Comey, the former head of the FBI is has
not once but twice tried to rag a presidential election,
worked with intelligence agents to spy on the Trump administration.
Not a great guy. I don't think advocate for Russia, Kate,
advocate for the January sixth hoax.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Anyway, Now he's in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
But I will say this, John Brennan, the former head
of the CIA, he investigated himself and he wants to
let everyone know he's done nothing wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That great.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I just love it when people investigate themselves, whether it's
the cops or this guy, and they look all we
took everything into consideration. I mean I delved deep and
looked at myself. Really, you know, I looked at myself
hard and why I had done nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Imagine after a review of his own actions, he stated
he had not violated any laws.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Just incredible, John Brennan.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't understand this relationship MSNBC has with these old
white intelligence agents, because they seem like they would be
exactly what the MSNBC audience hates. They're white, straight men
with their cops basically right, and yet on MSNBC they
love guys like John Brennan.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You know, I don't see any case against me. I
have looked back on all of my actions and decisions,
and with John Dourtan, the Special Counsel, and others that
have looked at what we did that was certainly consistent
with our legal authorities.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And John Brennan, this old, white, stuffy guy in his suit,
is sitting here talking to a gay black man with
an afro, a Hispanic lesbian, and an angry white cat
lady from the suburbs, and the three of them are
just nodding their head and agreement, Yeah, you did nothing wrong.
Would why would anyone think you were a bad guy?
(12:37):
Just I don't see anything any wrongdoing here. We got
this Muslim, this weird lesbian, and this gay black guy
with an afro together and they all agree John Brennan
is the only old white guy that they like.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They really enjoyed John Brennan.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Nothing more to see here, folks, move along, find somebody
else to target. I gotta tell you, I think it's
just adorable. This is even happening right now. I hope
they do go after John Brennan just so we could
play this clip over and over again.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
You know, I don't see any case against me.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's a real thing that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And generally most Americans aren't really sure you know why
Koby's indicted, but they seem to be good with it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm not sure the reasons, but I'm okay with it. Yeah,
go get him, all right, we'll explain it coming apps.
Stick around. Thank god, it's Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday.
Thank God. I am Walton and Johnson Radio Network.