August 13, 2025 • 20 mins
Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about lame late night hosts trying to slander Trump for money, and Hollywood running out of jokes to tell about Trump.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right there.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I mean, I mean the old New York City, not
the new one with all the communism and the Muslims.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh yeah, I don't care for it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I like the old New York City, like with the
big old plates of pasta and a glass of red wine.
Some greasy Italian daego op talking with his hands telling
you not to cut him off in traffic.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh you mean just like Olive Garden. I mean no,
of course not. It's not like Olive Garden. Don't take
me serious when I say things like that. What is
wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This song is called scenes from an Italian.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Restauranteah, and Olive Garden is not that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What's all this about Olive Garden?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, I was just reading something gross about the Olive Garden.
It's a money saver, and it's probably a good idea
for a big family or on a budget. But Olive
Garden says you can order soup, buy the gallon bucket.
You can get a bucket of soup. It's not appetizing
Olive Garden executives.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wait, hang on, what kind of soup are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Olive Garden?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Soup like MINNESTRONI whatever you want?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I guess whatever they have. They're famous for their breadsticks,
never ending soup and breadsticks. Now here's the drawback. It's
cheaper if you buy in bulk. It's only about two
fifty a serving. If you order through their catering menu,
you get a bucket of soup. They said that's normally
for about twelve people. But if you just ordered it individually,
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it would be about twelve dollars a bowl, not two
fifty a serving. That's their normal menu. Another drawback does
not come with the breadsticks. You have to order those separately.
Bum you have to pay for them. Yes, boo, that's
not America. I don't want to eat anything that came
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out of a bucket. I mean, I'm sorry. It just
sounds like you're slopping hogs or something at this point,
I don't know. I'd hit it pretty accurate too. If
you've seen the size of some of these people at
Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
They got some beggin's there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's time for celebrity birthdays today, any greasy daego Italians
enjoying their birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Let's open up the birthday card and see who's in here?
Looking for No, no, no, John Slattery, I recognize that name.
He was Roger Sterling and Madmen. Oh yeah, I've seen that.
That was a good thing, kind of like Don Draper's boss.
But as you know, nobody bosses Don Draper. No way,
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Don Draper is boss of Don Draper. Yeah. Slattery is
sixty three, Danny Bonaducci is sixty six. I don't know
you know why he's famous. Jocelyn and the Elders, the
first African American surgeon general who Bill Clinton then fired later.
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She's ninety two now and no longer with US. Alfred Hitchcock,
Brett lah who was the cowardly lion. That guy Dan Fogelberg.
You know he's not with Fidel Castro Don Oh, Justin
Trudeau's dad's birthday. That's great, Don Hoe of Hawaii and
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Pat Harrington who played Schneider on One Day at a Time.
It's all their birthdays too. It is Left Handers Day,
and I think appropriately also National philet Mignon day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
M fillette. It's pronounced filette.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm sorry, I don't pronounc the eight words. Good.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's okay, okay, I've got let's see Prosecco day.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, we know all of these. Okay, uh, Mary suggest
heart brand beef. It is delicious. Have you ever had
that heart Brand beef for a filet? Okay, thank you
for that, just saying it's good stuff. Today in History
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Speaker 3 (03:50):
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Speaker 2 (04:11):
I gotta think the family of the deceased might still
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Speaker 1 (04:15):
I don't know, right, yeah, I don't know. We never
discussed it before.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But I don't think that guy that was doing one
hundred and thirty down the LA Freeway has much of
a chance.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, you can watch that video on the Walton in
Johnson Instagram account. But you can get Today in History
just by listening to what you're already listening to right now.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Handy.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Is this because our friends at lowtigers dot com want
you to know the Today in eighteen eighty nine, William
Gray aka Billy Gray aka Big Bill Gray patented the
first coin operated telephone.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And aren't you glad he dead.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Boy that came in real handy As important as that,
wise guys, I gotta say it to this day, I
enjoy dropping a quarter in an old telephone and calling
up my old lady and just tearing it ring, and
then when someone picks up at the other end of
the phone figuring out that there's a guy there with her.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh that eight dude.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Today, in nineteen forty two, work began on the Manhattan Project.
I figured they would have had Manhattan built by nineteen
forty two.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I would have thought so, because they do the
Empire State Building back like nineteen thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Today, in nineteen fifty two, Big Mama Thornton records Hound Dog,
four years before Elvis did. Because it turns out Billy
ed Elvis didn't write a lot of that music.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
He stole it from black people and made it better.
You're welcome. What is the date on your This Day
in History list?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
My date on this day and is today, but August thirteenth, Okay,
I have none of those on my list.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What's on your list. I got some more. What do
you got?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Spanish conquistador Cortes captured Mexico City from the Aztecs. That
was five hundred and four years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
All right, well do you have this one? On this day?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
In nineteen sixty one, the Germanians began work on the
Berlin Wall, and it wasn't until years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I was full of bich Man's son, but not even.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
The Alli for twenty to half years, and the hoff
brought it down. Yeah, don't hassle the hoff Man. You'll
learn the hard way.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You commy pinkos scumbadge to build all the walls you want.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
David Hasselhof's gonna tear it down with his piano key
neck tie. He didn't give a damn about that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Looking good, bro. I found a couple that I thought
you'd enjoy, a you know, big Alien Versus Predator fan.
That first AVP came out twenty one years ago. It
doesn't seem like more than you know, five six years ago,
Alien Versus Predator was released as a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Those are good movies today. In eineteen eighty two, Fast
Times at Ridgemond hid.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The other one. Yeah, when she popped them yeah, a
high school girl, Billy today an ain't ninety three and
appeals court told Congress to preserve.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the emails of anybody. We want to know what's
in those emails.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And weirdly enough, Hillary Clinton, two decades later, still didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She decided that the law does not apply to her
and decided to just do away with all that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's all the today history. I got you, guys, got that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's more than enough. I think it's that way. If
we overwhelm you with too much information, you won't remember
any of it. No, you're yeah, this way, you're good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I questioned for you guys, what is the right way
to check out of a hotel?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Do you guys know? It seems like it should be
easy enough, but uh, pack your bag and go. People
are arguing about it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Can't you just leave?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Forget bell hops, forget key drops.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Social media users had a stupid argument about the best
way to check out of a hotel.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's kind of what social media is for, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
A woman filmed herself strutting out of her hotel without
so much as a nod to the front desk, And
I don't know that's what I always did, but this
shocked people. For older generations, they claim this is how
you check out of a hotel. You just walk out right,
But apparently for younger generations it's different.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well, you're supposed to make eye contact, you're supposed to
wave or blow a kiss or what do they want
you to do?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The front desk doesn't need you to tell them you're
checking out. They don't need you to hand them your
room key. But apparently some people don't know you can't
just ghost exit. This was shocking news. Younger generations didn't
know that. They thought you were supposed to go up
to the desk and tell them so they can get
a housekeeper and kids today.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Huh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Someone in the comment section said, I'm not afraid of
a minor a little minor social interaction, Okay, but for
what they what.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
They know you're checking out, it's it's in the computer.
Matter of fact, if you don't check out, you'll hear
from them pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did you ever tell somebody that works at a giant,
faceless corporation that you liked or disliked something at the company,
as if they care that they're emotionally attached exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, they don't own this, they're not making any profit
from it. They don't care what.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You try telling the guy sweeping up at Costco that
you like their selection of potato chips. He doesn't care.
He's like, oh, thanks, that's great. That doesn't affect me
at all. No, not even a little bit. Anyway, Apparently
a lot of people didn't know this because somehow this
is a stupid news story today.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Just go, that's it. Just get out. That's all they want.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
While walking out. You don't have to.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's not like you're going to end up on the
Hospitality no fly list or something. What would be the
worst that would happen. Do you think the people that
work at the hotel when you check out are still
going to be employees there the next time you check in?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh no, they're long ago.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, absolutely not. They're going to move on to whatever
dead beat job they're going on too. They don't care
about you or what happened to you. They'll never they're
not going to make a note about it in the book.
They're not going to remember you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hey, good news. This guy says he really enjoyed the
little miniature shampoos and soaps, so you know, that's a
good call.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll make a note about that in his personal record.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. A bouncy, repetitive tune.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is what it sounded like to do drugs in
the late nineties. I know, it's a weird time to
be alive. I mean, I've heard it's a weird time
to be alive now.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
To be honest, it's pretty weird times in some of
the celebrity news. That seems to matter to some people.
Sidney Sweeney is back in the news.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Why they love Sidney Sweeney?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Now, well, here's two good reasons why. Yeah, of course
at that picture.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, her love of God and her future husband. Two
good reasons. Right there.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You talk about some fleshy orbs that just defy gravity. Man,
she is sporting.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I will say this, when you look at Sidney Sweeney's cleavage,
remember that's what maga looks like.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
A story came out and it's gone viral because somebody
said that she said she would party naked if the
Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well it's gotten you know, ten thousands of reactions, lots
of comments, and it turns out that didn't really Apparently
it's not happening, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think the Bears are going to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, I don't think she actually made that statement.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's a funny thing about that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I noticed women will do this thing where they pretend
to care about sports more than they actually care about
it because they think it'll impress men. Ladies, you don't
have to do that. We don't actually care if you
like sports. That's not why we're interested in you. You
like sports more isn't going to change how we.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Feel about you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And there's some chicks I've met one or two, you know,
that know stuff about football or whatever sport it is.
You know, they understand what a first down is, and
what a strategy, what a blitzes and that sort of stuff.
The women that know that kind of stuff, then they
go out of their way to make sure you know
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that they know sports, and it's too obvious. Ladies, you're
being real obvious about it. What men would prefer is
if you have to be in the room while the
game is on until the commercials come on. Yeah, we
didn't mean an extra commentary, right. Women don't get that
when the commercials are over and the game's back. Nip
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it in the bud.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Nip it in the bud. Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm curious, but like, if men liked Bravo more, would
women like that? I don't know if they actually would
like it. Here's something I enjoyed today from the world
of being a good woman. Actress Cheryl Hines, wife of
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior, is starting to embrace
being the queen of Maha. Really, she is trashing the
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only grandson of former President John F. Kennedy for his
unhinged rants about her husband. She has gone on the
defense for The Wall Street Journal, declaring that make America
healthy again is good. Understand what's going on, guys. This
is actually very helpful. This is something liberals wanted for years,
and now you're mad because Trump is the one who's
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giving it to you. I'm paraphrasing here, but that's the
gist of what the article says.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, Remember, the Democrats embrace war because Trump wants peace.
They embrace crime because Trump wants to fight crime. They
they embrace anything and everything that's bad for us because
Trump wants the opposite.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Just last month, JFK's grandson started criticizing Heines, saying she
looks super dehydrated, adding that he's never met her in person.
How does she look dehydrated? Say what you will about
Cheryl Hines. But she's a beautiful woman. I mean, come on,
like that's there's nothing. Have you ever seen a bad
photo of her? What is this guy talking about? And
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
People are weird and they're just trying to be hurtful.
I don't think that's necessary.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Whenever I see a picture of Cheryl Hines, now he's thinking, man,
good for RFK Junior. He gets to smash that. You know,
he's taking that to poundtown. My man RFK Junior out
at Muscle Beach getting ripped doing a little t shots
there you go, you know, do curls, dead poles, rack
poles armless.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It is annoying, though, when a man you know, will
come on and just go on and on like he
does about you know, how strong he is, or how athletic,
or how great shape he is. Let us just see
it and figure it out for ourselves. But you know,
some people they just can't stop praising themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
There's like some people out there and they just they
can't do squats, they can't do a barbell curl. They
can't do pull ups or chins, or they overhead press.
They don't understand how to do the bench or the
dead left. They can't do a dumbbell shoulder. A dumbbell
row's a.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Guy who has a bad back and can't do any
of that either. I'll be back on Thursday. Have you
considered instead of laying on your back and you know,
putting your feet up for relieving the pressure on your back,
Walter says, why not roll over on your stomach and
get Milton to walk up and down on your back,
you know, because that's that's a thing, especially in Asian cultures,
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that I like to walk on your back and it supposedly
good for you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's what I did.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Actually, I put some kebble on my back and I
just had Milton go to town back there, and you know,
not only did it help my back, but he got
rid a lot of the hair from the lower back.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
He bet it would. Peanut butter also works, but I
don't know about the hairy part.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't know about putting peanut butter on my body
parts and having my dog lick it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Off. That just doesn't seem like a good idea.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And Mike wants to know, have you considered chiropractor.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I've considered it, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You haven't actually, you know, gone to the trouble of
finding one and going to see them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm starting day three now of the back pain, and
I'll tell you it's almost gone.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It came on very suddenly where I couldn't move, and
then by yesterday it was like at fifty percent and
now it's at like a fifteen percent.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know. One thing I do notice, not so much
to help Kenney with his back, but I notice how
caring our audience is.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
They are good people, even to people like you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Sure they want to help. Well, that's an is that's
very commendable.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's why I love all the Catholics and the Baptists
out there and the Evangelicals. You guys are just good guys,
you know, and I don't and not one other in
the Jews. The Jews are good Hindus there are the Jews.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Was the reason your back was out in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, the Jews aren't really sure, No, it.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Seems like they're responsible for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, right, there are a lot of guys speaking of
conspiracy theories. I'm getting word from some people in Northwest Georgia.
Uh oh about Marjorie Taylor Green. But she do now, Okay,
So Marjorie Taylor Green's been real critical of Trump lately
and the Republican Party, saying that the Maga movement has
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been sold out and it's a little too pro Israel,
and this.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And that, and the rumor in Northwest Georgia.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Part of the reason why she's suddenly not all gung
ho about being a Republican and being a part of
the Mega movement is because she wanted Trump to endorse
her so she could run for Senate or governor.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That sounds very likely because all these people that are
so gung ho Maga gung ho this the minute something
goes against what they want, Oh now they have to
just you know, the whole thing has just gotta go.
Don't be like that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
She wanted to run for senate or governor in Georgia
and Trump didn't offer her an endorsement, so she didn't
make the move.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, she's kind of you know, unpredictable with her statements
and actions.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't want to say too much about what else
I've heard, because it involves some very specific people. But
a lot of her top staff members walked out on
her over the past year. And these are people that
had been with her for years, people I had a
relationship with who I thought were good guys. And when
I reached out to him and I said, hey, Marjorie
used to do our show all the time and now
and we don't hear from her anymore, the people replied
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back and said, oh, yeah, we don't work for her.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I was like, wait, wait, I mean that should tell
us all something.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I don't know, it's too bad.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I mean, I like her voting record, but at the
end of the day, you know, people are people, so
why should it be you and I should get along
so awfully?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Have you noticed who the former White House Chief of
staff is for Biden? You, missy eg Biwale?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Does she look like she's the daughter of one of
the commodores?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Looks like maybe even like the daughter of one of
the lead singer of the comedy Oh okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, okay? What about her?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
It just says on the TV the dooms are struggling
with this crackdown on crime, that's what we're just sorrying about.
The Democrats would rather have the crime and the violence
running through their streets than have Trump succeed at something.
What do they call this a kitchen table issue? There's
two cliche terms lately they used to describe different political
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opinions that the general public have eighty twenty issues and
kitchen tables. It's in eighty twenty, it's an eight, and
I gotta think this crime thing, it's more like a
ninety ten.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
The kitchen table issue describes something everyone would usually agree with.
Everyone would agree we want the economy to be better.
Everyone would agree we want crime to go down.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Maybe everybody doesn't agree on trans kids or immigration or
this or that, but we all agree we want a
better economy, we want less crime.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We should all agree that. They don't always agree on
how to get to you better economy, all how to
get the crime down. But it's not like in this case,
two out of two for troll getting it done. That's
all I'm slaying.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The economy thing is hard to lie about because you
look at your four oh one K, you look at
the stock market today, it's clearly doing better. So their
argument there is well, the Wall Street's not main street,
and we agree with that. We just noticed they don't
agree with that point. When they're the ones in power,
then it's a different story. Yeah, they'll just straight up
lie to you. Inflation's down, they'll tell you it's up.
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But the crime thing is even more complicated for them
because they have to tell you crime's not bad when
you know it is.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They're like, wow, crime, the crime rate's down.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, but there's reports out detailing how elected officials had
to step down in disgrace for lying about the crime rate.
And whatever the crime rate is, it doesn't change the
fact that somebody just stole your catalytic converter and robbed
your uncle.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, you're gonna want that back.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Right exactly, Like, well, the statistics are down, the percentages
are down. Okay, the percentages might be down, but somebody
is stealing Amazon packages off my front porch and I
wanted to stop.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well after that kid that got beat up by that
gang of youngsters over there, and they can't do nothing
to them because they're underage, Oh well, I'll just have
to let the all the underage kids run rampant through
the street of your town and let maybe they'll beat
up you or your wife or your kids.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You don't know that kid.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
He's a man, and that man has a name, and
that name is Big Balls.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah you say you call him by this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now, you put some respect in your mouth when you
talk about Big Balls.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Meg Jocals World be size of a quarter doll Golf
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Right there.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I mean, I mean the old New York City, not
the new one with all the communism and the Muslims.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh yeah, I don't care for it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I like the old New York City, like with the
big old plates of pasta and a glass of red wine.
Some greasy Italian daego op talking with his hands telling
you not to cut him off in traffic.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh you mean just like Olive Garden. I mean no,
of course not. It's not like Olive Garden. Don't take
me serious when I say things like that. What is
wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This song is called scenes from an Italian.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Restauranteah, and Olive Garden is not that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What's all this about Olive Garden?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, I was just reading something gross about the Olive Garden.
It's a money saver, and it's probably a good idea
for a big family or on a budget. But Olive
Garden says you can order soup, buy the gallon bucket.
You can get a bucket of soup. It's not appetizing
Olive Garden executives.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wait, hang on, what kind of soup are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Olive Garden?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Soup like MINNESTRONI whatever you want?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I guess whatever they have. They're famous for their breadsticks,
never ending soup and breadsticks. Now here's the drawback. It's
cheaper if you buy in bulk. It's only about two
fifty a serving. If you order through their catering menu,
you get a bucket of soup. They said that's normally
for about twelve people. But if you just ordered it individually,
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it would be about twelve dollars a bowl, not two
fifty a serving. That's their normal menu. Another drawback does
not come with the breadsticks. You have to order those separately.
Bum you have to pay for them. Yes, boo, that's
not America. I don't want to eat anything that came
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out of a bucket. I mean, I'm sorry. It just
sounds like you're slopping hogs or something at this point,
I don't know. I'd hit it pretty accurate too. If
you've seen the size of some of these people at
Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
They got some beggin's there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's time for celebrity birthdays today, any greasy daego Italians
enjoying their birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Let's open up the birthday card and see who's in here?
Looking for No, no, no, John Slattery, I recognize that name.
He was Roger Sterling and Madmen. Oh yeah, I've seen that.
That was a good thing, kind of like Don Draper's boss.
But as you know, nobody bosses Don Draper. No way,
(02:27):
Don Draper is boss of Don Draper. Yeah. Slattery is
sixty three, Danny Bonaducci is sixty six. I don't know
you know why he's famous. Jocelyn and the Elders, the
first African American surgeon general who Bill Clinton then fired later.
(02:48):
She's ninety two now and no longer with US. Alfred Hitchcock,
Brett lah who was the cowardly lion. That guy Dan Fogelberg.
You know he's not with Fidel Castro Don Oh, Justin
Trudeau's dad's birthday. That's great, Don Hoe of Hawaii and
(03:09):
Pat Harrington who played Schneider on One Day at a Time.
It's all their birthdays too. It is Left Handers Day,
and I think appropriately also National philet Mignon day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
M fillette. It's pronounced filette.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm sorry, I don't pronounc the eight words. Good.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's okay, okay, I've got let's see Prosecco day.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, we know all of these. Okay, uh, Mary suggest
heart brand beef. It is delicious. Have you ever had
that heart Brand beef for a filet? Okay, thank you
for that, just saying it's good stuff. Today in History
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Speaker 3 (03:50):
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I gotta think the family of the deceased might still
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Speaker 3 (04:31):
Handy.
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Is this because our friends at lowtigers dot com want
you to know the Today in eighteen eighty nine, William
Gray aka Billy Gray aka Big Bill Gray patented the
first coin operated telephone.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And aren't you glad he dead.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Boy that came in real handy As important as that,
wise guys, I gotta say it to this day, I
enjoy dropping a quarter in an old telephone and calling
up my old lady and just tearing it ring, and
then when someone picks up at the other end of
the phone figuring out that there's a guy there with her.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh that eight dude.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Today, in nineteen forty two, work began on the Manhattan Project.
I figured they would have had Manhattan built by nineteen
forty two.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I would have thought so, because they do the
Empire State Building back like nineteen thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Today, in nineteen fifty two, Big Mama Thornton records Hound Dog,
four years before Elvis did. Because it turns out Billy
ed Elvis didn't write a lot of that music.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
He stole it from black people and made it better.
You're welcome. What is the date on your This Day
in History list?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
My date on this day and is today, but August thirteenth, Okay,
I have none of those on my list.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What's on your list. I got some more. What do
you got?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Spanish conquistador Cortes captured Mexico City from the Aztecs. That
was five hundred and four years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
All right, well do you have this one? On this day?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
In nineteen sixty one, the Germanians began work on the
Berlin Wall, and it wasn't until years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I was full of bich Man's son, but not even.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
The Alli for twenty to half years, and the hoff
brought it down. Yeah, don't hassle the hoff Man. You'll
learn the hard way.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You commy pinkos scumbadge to build all the walls you want.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
David Hasselhof's gonna tear it down with his piano key
neck tie. He didn't give a damn about that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Looking good, bro. I found a couple that I thought
you'd enjoy, a you know, big Alien Versus Predator fan.
That first AVP came out twenty one years ago. It
doesn't seem like more than you know, five six years ago,
Alien Versus Predator was released as a good one.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Those are good movies today. In eineteen eighty two, Fast
Times at Ridgemond hid.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The other one. Yeah, when she popped them yeah, a
high school girl, Billy today an ain't ninety three and
appeals court told Congress to preserve.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the emails of anybody. We want to know what's
in those emails.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And weirdly enough, Hillary Clinton, two decades later, still didn't
know that.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She decided that the law does not apply to her
and decided to just do away with all that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's all the today history. I got you, guys, got that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's more than enough. I think it's that way. If
we overwhelm you with too much information, you won't remember
any of it. No, you're yeah, this way, you're good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I questioned for you guys, what is the right way
to check out of a hotel?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Do you guys know? It seems like it should be
easy enough, but uh, pack your bag and go. People
are arguing about it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Can't you just leave?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Forget bell hops, forget key drops.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Social media users had a stupid argument about the best
way to check out of a hotel.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's kind of what social media is for, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
A woman filmed herself strutting out of her hotel without
so much as a nod to the front desk, And
I don't know that's what I always did, but this
shocked people. For older generations, they claim this is how
you check out of a hotel. You just walk out right,
But apparently for younger generations it's different.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well, you're supposed to make eye contact, you're supposed to
wave or blow a kiss or what do they want
you to do?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The front desk doesn't need you to tell them you're
checking out. They don't need you to hand them your
room key. But apparently some people don't know you can't
just ghost exit. This was shocking news. Younger generations didn't
know that. They thought you were supposed to go up
to the desk and tell them so they can get
a housekeeper and kids today.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Huh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Someone in the comment section said, I'm not afraid of
a minor a little minor social interaction, Okay, but for
what they what.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
They know you're checking out, it's it's in the computer.
Matter of fact, if you don't check out, you'll hear
from them pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did you ever tell somebody that works at a giant,
faceless corporation that you liked or disliked something at the company,
as if they care that they're emotionally attached exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, they don't own this, they're not making any profit
from it. They don't care what.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You try telling the guy sweeping up at Costco that
you like their selection of potato chips. He doesn't care.
He's like, oh, thanks, that's great. That doesn't affect me
at all. No, not even a little bit. Anyway, Apparently
a lot of people didn't know this because somehow this
is a stupid news story today.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Just go, that's it. Just get out. That's all they want.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
While walking out. You don't have to.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's not like you're going to end up on the
Hospitality no fly list or something. What would be the
worst that would happen. Do you think the people that
work at the hotel when you check out are still
going to be employees there the next time you check in?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh no, they're long ago.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, absolutely not. They're going to move on to whatever
dead beat job they're going on too. They don't care
about you or what happened to you. They'll never they're
not going to make a note about it in the book.
They're not going to remember you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hey, good news. This guy says he really enjoyed the
little miniature shampoos and soaps, so you know, that's a
good call.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll make a note about that in his personal record.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. A bouncy, repetitive tune.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This is what it sounded like to do drugs in
the late nineties. I know, it's a weird time to
be alive. I mean, I've heard it's a weird time
to be alive now.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
To be honest, it's pretty weird times in some of
the celebrity news. That seems to matter to some people.
Sidney Sweeney is back in the news.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Why they love Sidney Sweeney?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Now, well, here's two good reasons why. Yeah, of course
at that picture.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, her love of God and her future husband. Two
good reasons. Right there.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You talk about some fleshy orbs that just defy gravity. Man,
she is sporting.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I will say this, when you look at Sidney Sweeney's cleavage,
remember that's what maga looks like.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
A story came out and it's gone viral because somebody
said that she said she would party naked if the
Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well it's gotten you know, ten thousands of reactions, lots
of comments, and it turns out that didn't really Apparently
it's not happening, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think the Bears are going to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, I don't think she actually made that statement.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's a funny thing about that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I noticed women will do this thing where they pretend
to care about sports more than they actually care about
it because they think it'll impress men. Ladies, you don't
have to do that. We don't actually care if you
like sports. That's not why we're interested in you. You
like sports more isn't going to change how we.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Feel about you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And there's some chicks I've met one or two, you know,
that know stuff about football or whatever sport it is.
You know, they understand what a first down is, and
what a strategy, what a blitzes and that sort of stuff.
The women that know that kind of stuff, then they
go out of their way to make sure you know
(11:52):
that they know sports, and it's too obvious. Ladies, you're
being real obvious about it. What men would prefer is
if you have to be in the room while the
game is on until the commercials come on. Yeah, we
didn't mean an extra commentary, right. Women don't get that
when the commercials are over and the game's back. Nip
(12:15):
it in the bud.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Nip it in the bud. Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm curious, but like, if men liked Bravo more, would
women like that? I don't know if they actually would
like it. Here's something I enjoyed today from the world
of being a good woman. Actress Cheryl Hines, wife of
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior, is starting to embrace
being the queen of Maha. Really, she is trashing the
(12:41):
only grandson of former President John F. Kennedy for his
unhinged rants about her husband. She has gone on the
defense for The Wall Street Journal, declaring that make America
healthy again is good. Understand what's going on, guys. This
is actually very helpful. This is something liberals wanted for years,
and now you're mad because Trump is the one who's
(13:01):
giving it to you. I'm paraphrasing here, but that's the
gist of what the article says.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, Remember, the Democrats embrace war because Trump wants peace.
They embrace crime because Trump wants to fight crime. They
they embrace anything and everything that's bad for us because
Trump wants the opposite.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Just last month, JFK's grandson started criticizing Heines, saying she
looks super dehydrated, adding that he's never met her in person.
How does she look dehydrated? Say what you will about
Cheryl Hines. But she's a beautiful woman. I mean, come on,
like that's there's nothing. Have you ever seen a bad
photo of her? What is this guy talking about? And
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
People are weird and they're just trying to be hurtful.
I don't think that's necessary.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Whenever I see a picture of Cheryl Hines, now he's thinking, man,
good for RFK Junior. He gets to smash that. You know,
he's taking that to poundtown. My man RFK Junior out
at Muscle Beach getting ripped doing a little t shots
there you go, you know, do curls, dead poles, rack
poles armless.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It is annoying, though, when a man you know, will
come on and just go on and on like he
does about you know, how strong he is, or how athletic,
or how great shape he is. Let us just see
it and figure it out for ourselves. But you know,
some people they just can't stop praising themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
There's like some people out there and they just they
can't do squats, they can't do a barbell curl. They
can't do pull ups or chins, or they overhead press.
They don't understand how to do the bench or the
dead left. They can't do a dumbbell shoulder. A dumbbell
row's a.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Guy who has a bad back and can't do any
of that either. I'll be back on Thursday. Have you
considered instead of laying on your back and you know,
putting your feet up for relieving the pressure on your back,
Walter says, why not roll over on your stomach and
get Milton to walk up and down on your back,
you know, because that's that's a thing, especially in Asian cultures,
(15:00):
that I like to walk on your back and it supposedly
good for you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's what I did.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Actually, I put some kebble on my back and I
just had Milton go to town back there, and you know,
not only did it help my back, but he got
rid a lot of the hair from the lower back.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
He bet it would. Peanut butter also works, but I
don't know about the hairy part.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't know about putting peanut butter on my body
parts and having my dog lick it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Off. That just doesn't seem like a good idea.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And Mike wants to know, have you considered chiropractor.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I've considered it, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You haven't actually, you know, gone to the trouble of
finding one and going to see them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm starting day three now of the back pain, and
I'll tell you it's almost gone.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It came on very suddenly where I couldn't move, and
then by yesterday it was like at fifty percent and
now it's at like a fifteen percent.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know. One thing I do notice, not so much
to help Kenney with his back, but I notice how
caring our audience is.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
They are good people, even to people like you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Sure they want to help. Well, that's an is that's
very commendable.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's why I love all the Catholics and the Baptists
out there and the Evangelicals. You guys are just good guys,
you know, and I don't and not one other in
the Jews. The Jews are good Hindus there are the Jews.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Was the reason your back was out in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, the Jews aren't really sure, No, it.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Seems like they're responsible for everything.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, right, there are a lot of guys speaking of
conspiracy theories. I'm getting word from some people in Northwest Georgia.
Uh oh about Marjorie Taylor Green. But she do now, Okay,
So Marjorie Taylor Green's been real critical of Trump lately
and the Republican Party, saying that the Maga movement has
(16:42):
been sold out and it's a little too pro Israel,
and this.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And that, and the rumor in Northwest Georgia.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Part of the reason why she's suddenly not all gung
ho about being a Republican and being a part of
the Mega movement is because she wanted Trump to endorse
her so she could run for Senate or governor.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That sounds very likely because all these people that are
so gung ho Maga gung ho this the minute something
goes against what they want, Oh now they have to
just you know, the whole thing has just gotta go.
Don't be like that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
She wanted to run for senate or governor in Georgia
and Trump didn't offer her an endorsement, so she didn't
make the move.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, she's kind of you know, unpredictable with her statements
and actions.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't want to say too much about what else
I've heard, because it involves some very specific people. But
a lot of her top staff members walked out on
her over the past year. And these are people that
had been with her for years, people I had a
relationship with who I thought were good guys. And when
I reached out to him and I said, hey, Marjorie
used to do our show all the time and now
and we don't hear from her anymore, the people replied
(17:49):
back and said, oh, yeah, we don't work for her.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I was like, wait, wait, I mean that should tell
us all something.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I don't know, it's too bad.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I mean, I like her voting record, but at the
end of the day, you know, people are people, so
why should it be you and I should get along
so awfully?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Have you noticed who the former White House Chief of
staff is for Biden? You, missy eg Biwale?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Does she look like she's the daughter of one of
the commodores?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Looks like maybe even like the daughter of one of
the lead singer of the comedy Oh okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, okay? What about her?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
It just says on the TV the dooms are struggling
with this crackdown on crime, that's what we're just sorrying about.
The Democrats would rather have the crime and the violence
running through their streets than have Trump succeed at something.
What do they call this a kitchen table issue? There's
two cliche terms lately they used to describe different political
(18:46):
opinions that the general public have eighty twenty issues and
kitchen tables. It's in eighty twenty, it's an eight, and
I gotta think this crime thing, it's more like a
ninety ten.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
The kitchen table issue describes something everyone would usually agree with.
Everyone would agree we want the economy to be better.
Everyone would agree we want crime to go down.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Maybe everybody doesn't agree on trans kids or immigration or
this or that, but we all agree we want a
better economy, we want less crime.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We should all agree that. They don't always agree on
how to get to you better economy, all how to
get the crime down. But it's not like in this case,
two out of two for troll getting it done. That's
all I'm slaying.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The economy thing is hard to lie about because you
look at your four oh one K, you look at
the stock market today, it's clearly doing better. So their
argument there is well, the Wall Street's not main street,
and we agree with that. We just noticed they don't
agree with that point. When they're the ones in power,
then it's a different story. Yeah, they'll just straight up
lie to you. Inflation's down, they'll tell you it's up.
(19:42):
But the crime thing is even more complicated for them
because they have to tell you crime's not bad when
you know it is.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They're like, wow, crime, the crime rate's down.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, but there's reports out detailing how elected officials had
to step down in disgrace for lying about the crime rate.
And whatever the crime rate is, it doesn't change the
fact that somebody just stole your catalytic converter and robbed
your uncle.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, you're gonna want that back.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Right exactly, Like, well, the statistics are down, the percentages
are down. Okay, the percentages might be down, but somebody
is stealing Amazon packages off my front porch and I
wanted to stop.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well after that kid that got beat up by that
gang of youngsters over there, and they can't do nothing
to them because they're underage, Oh well, I'll just have
to let the all the underage kids run rampant through
the street of your town and let maybe they'll beat
up you or your wife or your kids.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You don't know that kid.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
He's a man, and that man has a name, and
that name is Big Balls.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah you say you call him by this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now, you put some respect in your mouth when you
talk about Big Balls.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Meg Jocals World be size of a quarter doll Golf
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