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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Babylon Bee reports the next pope will be chosen
via Ninja warrior obstacle course. Ooh, I like that. I
am here for it. Yeah, the Babylon B is on
a roll today. Here's another one. They are good Democrats
begin chugging artificial food dies to protest RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
See again, they're funny, but they're probably right.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's happened many times.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Many times the Babylon B predicts something so outrageously ridiculous
it's considered humor until it isn't. Because the Trump derangement
syndrome runs really really deep in the conservative or the
liberal side.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Here's one that I think is the most believable. MS
thirteen added to LGBTQ acronym because yes, okay, there's one
guy in the Democrat Party right now. He's a black
progressive Democrat who thinks it's a bad idea to go
down to Central America and round up all the gang
members and bring them back. The response to him doing that,
(01:00):
they're calling him a Nazi. He's a black guy with
an afro. He's basically a socialist, but he doesn't agree
with us on this Nazi That cannot be that that
cannot be your response to this. That is so crazy.
Congratulations to Joe Exotic. He's getting married. It's nice to
see people find true love, isn't it. Or he's married,
(01:20):
he just got married. The Tiger King star Joe Exotick,
whose real name is Joseph mel Donado, announced on April
twenty first that he wed his fellow prison inmate, Jorge Marquez. Sorry,
come on, you know gay guys, what are you? I
got chills.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It is weird more about the prison in mad part
that I don't know. It just sounds a little forced.
Hope it is true love, but you know I have
my doubts. Did I tell you I met him last summer?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Last summer I was a guest on Alex steinshow on
Blaze TV up in Dallas Fort Worth. He's a funny
comedian friend of ours. You've met him obviously, And Joe
Exotic called into the show from prison. Now you remember
watching that show, right? Do you remember he had a
lover who died of AIDS while they were in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so I'm on the phone with Joe Exotic and
I said, you know, how is your how is your illness?
He said? What illness. I was like, don't you have HIV?
And he's like, no, I don't have HIV. It's like Kevin, dude,
it's it's in the show. I mean, wait, so you
had gay sex is someone that's HIV positive and you didn't.
I don't believe you. I don't think that's true. I
think you probably do. But anyway, which I don't know,
(02:34):
you consider that meeting him, Yeah, on the phone. Well,
I mean I didn't go to prison.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You chatted with him on the phone, right, I don't
know when you said, you know, I met him? Sounds like, no,
you're right that phase you chatted with him on the phone. Yeah,
just yeah, it feels different to me.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know. I would have agreed with you before COVID.
Before COVID the rules change. Right now, you can meet
someone in a zoom call or you know, you wouldn't
even know who Joe Exotic was if it wasn't for
Covidactly my point, and that might be one of the
worst after effects of the whole COVID pandemic is that
it made everybody want to go watch Joe Exotic. That's true,
(03:11):
of course, it also made everybody very skeptical of the
food and drug industry, especially the drug industry, but now
the food industry as well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And RFKJ hang on before you. I just want to
get settled in here. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can already tell ladies and gentlemen, Billy ed Hatfield,
the people's chimp has decided to join us this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Thanks for coming in, brother. Oh, I know we're never
rating the show now, that's pretty cool. Can we also
get that crawl across the bottom of the screen that
tells people what we said in case they don't speak English.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We could if there was a screen, but there isn't one,
so I'll work on that. You want to start doing
TV after.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In the meantime, No, I just want a little screen
as a bottle for the crawl. I don't need to
see us. God knows they don't need to see us, Okay, Billy,
just a little screen. Why are you interrupting the show? Billy? Yeah,
somebody said something about somebody's attacking my fruit loops and
I'd like to know more. Yeah, I uh, I kind
of actually have to go back and park the truck
better once we settle this business. But I was a
(04:07):
little upset. I don't know if you said that RFK
Junior is attacking fruit loops or if somebody was attacking
fruit loops and he's defending them. But I don't want
nobody messing with my cerril.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No, no, RFK Junior is not defending fruit loops a right,
not defending he wants to change fruit loops. He thinks
are they Is it because they're Nazi Cereal? Well, no,
I think it's because of the microplastics in your testicles, Billy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Ed, Oh, well, you know, speak for yourself. You speak
for your own testicles. You don't know nothing about what's
in mine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean, honestly, I don't know what's in mine either.
Someone else told me that. I didn't I tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But you know, people these days will tell you anything,
probably some little thing on the internet. You're supposed to click,
make for it and click click, click clicking, and you
make them a lot of money, and then it turns
out to be it's not true.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My microplastics in your testicles not the kind of thing
you could see, you know. I yeah, yesterday I got
out of the shower and looked in the mirror, and
I didn't see microplastics here, just micro testacles. But yesterday
RFK Junior was talking to Jesse Waters on Fox News
and this was said.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What are these food dies actually doing to kids?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Especially?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, Well, if you look at the ingredients or a
for fruit loops twenty years ago, it was very, very
different than there is today. And today we use chemicals
and food loops that are banned in virtually every country
in the world. So, if you buy food loops today
in Canada, it is made with vegetable dyes. If you
buy it here in the United States, it's made with
(05:37):
petroleum synthetics. Huh, and that clip Nobody wants to eat petroleum.
When we went to meet with the food companies, I
said to my staff, you know, if they want to
eat petroleum, they should put it in their food themselves
at home.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, you know, if we wanted to eat petroleum, what
we ought to do is just pep it out of
the food and put it in the gas tank of
the cars. If we took it out of food and
left it for making gas, wouldn't that make the price
of gas go down and the food taste better?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I mean, on its surface, that seems to make sense.
That seems to be the logical explanation for how it
would work.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
But at what point did they decide kids need to
be eating oil in their cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, you're the one that carries so much about fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They've been putting whatever you want and know they've changed
them twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, you were eating
fruit loops too. I think forty years ago. Hell, fifty
years ago, I was eating fruit loops. So somewhere along
the way they messed them up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Did you notice the color of it changed at some point?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Who knows? You shake it out in the bowl, you
pour ol and the milk. You don't even look at it.
You're watching TV. You don't even look at your cereal.
You just watch TV.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Why you eat?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You can shake the fruit loops out of the box,
but you can't shake the microplastics out of your testicle.
You can try, believe me, I've tried for years. If
you shook it recently, tried for hours last night, no microplastics,
you would not believe it. Billyad just not not a
lick of microposa, A lick.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Listen, have you noticed something very special about New Killogg's
oop pray oops lay?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
They els me so elicious day.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah they smell good too, smart kid, crispy and elicious,
nay for breakfast, off for acting snake.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They dog stallady different today?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I have a cold?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh boy, well, Kelloggs, what's real? Orange, lemon and cherry
flavors with colors to match in these crispy little cereal
circles made from oats. Then spangles them with big punchy
sugar crystals and m do they else?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Make elicious day?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Triumph stark colding with oger shade.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Elk make out elgic day.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I am a currible cold. You though I got a cold?
It is big dos it's how to believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But I think back in the day people at advertising
firms were using hardcore drugs.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, it seemed like it now that you
look back at that, just tripping balls all over. That's
where I art and stay earning Lay Paatan lay in
the Arpace play that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Was in the mid twentieth century. Somebody had a clever
idea to do pig Latin in a fruit Loops commercial.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A lot of people can't octag pay like a nk.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, did you have a running nose too? Or no?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No get you know, trying to see if y'all understand
pig Latin, because it's probably one of the codes the
Germans or the Chinese or whoever couldn't break back in
the day. Really, well, back then that looked like it
was what in the forties or fifties or something.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Got the fifties or sixties there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It looks older now, yeah, because you remember things different
from when you was a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, back in the day, they used to advertise that
fruit loops contained real fruit juice and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well they said they put the fruit flavor in and
fruit color, but they didn't say where the color came from,
didn't they.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, they did not. There's not seed oils in there too,
is there? Nobody was worried about that back then. That's
a pretty new thing. Do these new fru loops? Are
they going to contain beef tallow? I'd love some beef
tallow in my friend lop. We gotta change them out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
All the chemicals and stuff out and all the seed oils.
What a bad good? Well, I don't remember. It's it,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Apparently there's a snitch line you can call, and MSNBC
is furious about this. There's a phone number you could
call to report illegal immigrants and they'll bribe you with crypto.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
MSNBC has a story about how egregious and offensive this
is today, the thought of rewarding people for reporting criminals.
And I hate to be the one to point this out,
but we have always done that. We've always given out rewards.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You ever heard this thing? A wanted poster. Yeah, even
back in the Old West they put a wanted put
fifty dollars reward for the capture of this bandito.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There's a website ice red us and creatively an unknown cryptocurrency.
I'm premier named Jason Myers. According to MSNBC, is paying
people when they report the illegals. And I guess the
show was featured. The website was featured on Matt Gates's
OAM show. They spoke to a growing hunger among the
MAGA faithful, cultivated by the Republican Party to become vigilantes,
(10:21):
informants and snitches to target immigrants. And if you think
that's offensive, wait until you hear what the FBI has
been doing for the last one hundred and fifty plus
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You ain't gonna believe this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's pretty much the same exact thing, but instead of crypto,
they just give you hard cold cash. Yeah, good morning,
welcome to the show. Is it Friday?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Year?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Not yet?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Not yet?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well then what is it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What is it? O?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wis Walton M. Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Feels like a hump day, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I'm definitely thinking about hump Day.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well, world of downs the up slope. But we got
to get over to hump so we can go down
the hill towards the weekend. But this climbing the hump
first thing this morning, it's gonna take a little something.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I ask you question, is humpty? I know that's the
analogy we've just accepted now for decades. They tail me.
Doesn't it feel like it's more of a pit than
it is a hill?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
At we're just trying to climb out, up and out
of something.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's easy to get away from the weekend, it's hard
to get back to the weekend. Yeah, you're right, you
know what I mean. I don't know if the hill
thing makes any sense. It's I know, it's optimism. It
sounds better, but it isn't reality. It's time to just
start changing everything. Ain't it just we just don't change everything.
God is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic right now.
We got a new head of the World Economic Forum. Obviously,
(11:43):
big changes are happening right now in the Catholic Church,
and the trade deals being renegotiated, trying to end a
bunch of wars, and for some reason, with all this happening,
all this peg At plague and pestilence and war and
famine and murder and human trafficking, and you're spo to
care that Pete Hagsath had a chat conversation with his
(12:04):
wife and his brother about what's going on in Yemen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
If you don't care, you're watching the wrong media or
listening to the wrong media, because yeah, your mainstream is
out there telling you just how horrible this guy is.
Every day he's done something more horrible than the last day,
and the rest of us just can't see it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, So how does it affect me? That's the question
I always ask. A couple of years ago, a couple
summers back, they were trying to impeach the Attorney General
of Texas, Ken Paxton, and I remember at the time
thinking to myself, if you explained his crimes out loud
to a truck driver or a housewife, or a mechanic
or an uber driver, would they understand what the crime was?
(12:49):
And the answer was overwhelmingly no, of course not. And
even if they did understand the crime, there wasn't enough
evidence to suggest it happened.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Would they believe that it was actually a crime or
it just some rewording something, turning the phrase this way
or that way to make it sound worse than it is.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Pete hag Seth is a conservative, Catholic, MAGA Republican who
is anti military industrial complex, pro blue collar working class.
And if he had been alive twenty years ago and
in politics with the same exact opinions, yep, he would
have been the leader of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Remember you just described us. Remember when that used to
be the Democrats, the blue collar working man, anti war,
anti war, and that was the Democrats. No, that ain't
Democrats today.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't know about all the other issues, or you know,
it's a little more complicated, but I got to think
there's to me, there's nothing more important than ending war.
War has done so much damage to our economy, so
much damage to the earth, so much damage to pollution.
You're an environmentalist and you care about carbon emission, Well,
let me show you what war is doing.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You see how they care about the environment when Elon
Musk pissed them off.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, so yesterday was Earth Day and I couldn't help.
But notice one of the poster boys for Earth Day
is this Bernie Sanders guy traveling around the country right
now in a private jet. Spend hundreds of thousands of
dollars in the first quarter of this year so you
could go out and tell people about, among other things,
climate change. And he did it at Coachella. What a
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waste of drugs. You paid all that money to get
into a music festival so you could watch a geriatric
talk about communism. I'm sorry, I'd like a refund on
my mally please if you know it. Could I get
a refund?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Probably not. So anyway, Earth Day came and went yesterday,
and didn't you remember what was it a month or
two back? Whatever happened with they were doing a climate
change summit and they were going to tear down part
of the rainforest to build a road so the night
so the environmentalists could get to it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, they needed to get to the location, so tear
the rainforest down. It's important to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Wait, even Pope Francis was one of these guys. Pope
Francis was an environmentalist climate change. It's the reason he
was friends with Leonardo DiCaprio. He was kind of a
like Pope Light, not full on popeish. Okay, So Pope
Francis was really into leftist politics, and he made an
(15:19):
interesting point to an American priest. They were talking about homosexuality,
and the Pope told an American priest he said this
out loud. He wouldn't say it in public, but he
supposedly said it in a meeting, and there were witnesses
there that the Pope knew. Pope Francis knew that we
had lots of gay priests in the world. Oh yeah,
Wait a second, I thought they took a vow of celibacy.
(15:41):
How could they have a sexuality here? No, no, no,
the Pope knew that they were gay, and that because
they were gay, we needed to make sure that homosexuality
was not criminalized. It's like, wait a second here, these
guys aren't supposed to be having said no, I get it.
I don't think homosexuality should be a crime either. But
it does seem like a weird thing for the Pope
to take a stance.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes it did. It did not seem appropriate to some
of his Catholic followers.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The thing about Pope Francis is that like nothing is
as greater or as awful as they tell you it is,
and it's certainly true of Pope Francis. The people that
loved him make him sound like he was better than
he was. And I'll be objective. I think some of
the people that dislike him, which I happen to be
one of them, probably make him sound like he was
worse than he was.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'll tell you one of the things that was bad
about the Pope. And I ain't Catholic, but you know,
I talk to people and I hear stuff. His silence
on issues was as bad as when he did speak
on issues. Because every time the you know, the world,
or the United States or some country in Europe or
whoever started talking about abortion, and they started saying, well,
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we need more abortions, we need third term, fourth term abortions,
we need abortion on demand, we need blah blah blah,
the Pope just sat there thumb up his butt, I
guess real quiet, and they said the pope should be
speaking up for the unborn, but he ain't.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know, And I'll be objective here on that is,
if you listen to what the pope said. He was
critical of abortion. But the thing a lot of Catholics
are saying to your point is that he wasn't critical
enough of it, because he once made it. He was
very critical of abortion when he spoke about it. But
one time he said something to the effect of, maybe
we worry too much about abortion, and that, you know,
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just rocked the church. That in the fact that he
was a Latin American and Jesuit, we'd never really seen
a pope like this before. One of the fascinating things
about the death of the Pope is the pageantry of
the whole thing. Did you know the pope All popes
wear this famous ring, a ring symbolizing papal authority, and
when they die they have to destroy it shortly after
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the death.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The practice not all wearing the same ring. If they
destroy it every time another ring that looked like the
other one, there's a practice. Do we know they destroyed
it or did they just tell us they destroyed it?
And they just polished it up, made it look brand new,
and they said, oh, that one's going on, this one's new.
I understand your motivation. It just seems like a waste
of good money. It's probably pretty expensive. I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, apparently it's one of the head cardinals here the
caramel camera lingo. I think Cardinal Kevin Joseph for all.
That's the guy there, and he ensures the ring cannot
be misused for forgeries or false documents. Generally the ring
gets smashed at the silver hammer, but more recent practices
have changed a bit since Pope Benedict. It involves carving
a cross into it. Apparently, reports indicate Pope Francis's ring,
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made of gold plated silver, was destroyed to mark the
end of his papacy, though specific details on the method
may vary. It's it really is interesting, all the little
things they do. Does he use this ring to seal
the wax on the back of his letters? You know,
in that way you know it's officially from the pope,
And if somebody else got that ring, they could seal
letters with wax and that would change the world. You
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come up with very creative and interesting questions. I watched
a lot of TV.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I've seen some stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't know the answer to that bill yet. I
have no idea. But it doesn't kind of make you
want to get a ring and have your own letter
ceialing wax ring emblem, the sort of like maybe like
almost like the Dutton ranch has that, uh the brand,
the brand.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, I'd probably go brand over wax seals. It
just kind of seem goofy Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Would a Billy ed Hatfield brand look like? What would
be your let'll just spell out my whole name. Seems
a little long for a brand Billy.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, we lose a lot of youngsters that way.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I think today it's weird, weird, weird. Let's get weird Wednesday.
Good Wednesday morning, everyone
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Let's get were Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
The Babylon Bee reports the next pope will be chosen
via Ninja warrior obstacle course. Ooh, I like that. I
am here for it. Yeah, the Babylon B is on
a roll today. Here's another one. They are good Democrats
begin chugging artificial food dies to protest RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
See again, they're funny, but they're probably right.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's happened many times.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Many times the Babylon B predicts something so outrageously ridiculous
it's considered humor until it isn't. Because the Trump derangement
syndrome runs really really deep in the conservative or the
liberal side.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Here's one that I think is the most believable. MS
thirteen added to LGBTQ acronym because yes, okay, there's one
guy in the Democrat Party right now. He's a black
progressive Democrat who thinks it's a bad idea to go
down to Central America and round up all the gang
members and bring them back. The response to him doing that,
(01:00):
they're calling him a Nazi. He's a black guy with
an afro. He's basically a socialist, but he doesn't agree
with us on this Nazi That cannot be that that
cannot be your response to this. That is so crazy.
Congratulations to Joe Exotic. He's getting married. It's nice to
see people find true love, isn't it. Or he's married,
(01:20):
he just got married. The Tiger King star Joe Exotick,
whose real name is Joseph mel Donado, announced on April
twenty first that he wed his fellow prison inmate, Jorge Marquez. Sorry,
come on, you know gay guys, what are you? I
got chills.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It is weird more about the prison in mad part
that I don't know. It just sounds a little forced.
Hope it is true love, but you know I have
my doubts. Did I tell you I met him last summer?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Last summer I was a guest on Alex steinshow on
Blaze TV up in Dallas Fort Worth. He's a funny
comedian friend of ours. You've met him obviously, And Joe
Exotic called into the show from prison. Now you remember
watching that show, right? Do you remember he had a
lover who died of AIDS while they were in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so I'm on the phone with Joe Exotic and
I said, you know, how is your how is your illness?
He said? What illness. I was like, don't you have HIV?
And he's like, no, I don't have HIV. It's like Kevin, dude,
it's it's in the show. I mean, wait, so you
had gay sex is someone that's HIV positive and you didn't.
I don't believe you. I don't think that's true. I
think you probably do. But anyway, which I don't know,
(02:34):
you consider that meeting him, Yeah, on the phone. Well,
I mean I didn't go to prison.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You chatted with him on the phone, right, I don't
know when you said, you know, I met him? Sounds like, no,
you're right that phase you chatted with him on the phone. Yeah,
just yeah, it feels different to me.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know. I would have agreed with you before COVID.
Before COVID the rules change. Right now, you can meet
someone in a zoom call or you know, you wouldn't
even know who Joe Exotic was if it wasn't for
Covidactly my point, and that might be one of the
worst after effects of the whole COVID pandemic is that
it made everybody want to go watch Joe Exotic. That's true,
(03:11):
of course, it also made everybody very skeptical of the
food and drug industry, especially the drug industry, but now
the food industry as well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And RFKJ hang on before you. I just want to
get settled in here. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can already tell ladies and gentlemen, Billy ed Hatfield,
the people's chimp has decided to join us this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Thanks for coming in, brother. Oh, I know we're never
rating the show now, that's pretty cool. Can we also
get that crawl across the bottom of the screen that
tells people what we said in case they don't speak English.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We could if there was a screen, but there isn't one,
so I'll work on that. You want to start doing
TV after.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In the meantime, No, I just want a little screen
as a bottle for the crawl. I don't need to
see us. God knows they don't need to see us, Okay, Billy,
just a little screen. Why are you interrupting the show? Billy? Yeah,
somebody said something about somebody's attacking my fruit loops and
I'd like to know more. Yeah, I uh, I kind
of actually have to go back and park the truck
better once we settle this business. But I was a
(04:07):
little upset. I don't know if you said that RFK
Junior is attacking fruit loops or if somebody was attacking
fruit loops and he's defending them. But I don't want
nobody messing with my cerril.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No, no, RFK Junior is not defending fruit loops a right,
not defending he wants to change fruit loops. He thinks
are they Is it because they're Nazi Cereal? Well, no,
I think it's because of the microplastics in your testicles, Billy.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Ed, Oh, well, you know, speak for yourself. You speak
for your own testicles. You don't know nothing about what's
in mine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean, honestly, I don't know what's in mine either.
Someone else told me that. I didn't I tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But you know, people these days will tell you anything,
probably some little thing on the internet. You're supposed to click,
make for it and click click, click clicking, and you
make them a lot of money, and then it turns
out to be it's not true.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My microplastics in your testicles not the kind of thing
you could see, you know. I yeah, yesterday I got
out of the shower and looked in the mirror, and
I didn't see microplastics here, just micro testacles. But yesterday
RFK Junior was talking to Jesse Waters on Fox News
and this was said.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What are these food dies actually doing to kids?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Especially?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, Well, if you look at the ingredients or a
for fruit loops twenty years ago, it was very, very
different than there is today. And today we use chemicals
and food loops that are banned in virtually every country
in the world. So, if you buy food loops today
in Canada, it is made with vegetable dyes. If you
buy it here in the United States, it's made with
(05:37):
petroleum synthetics. Huh, and that clip Nobody wants to eat petroleum.
When we went to meet with the food companies, I
said to my staff, you know, if they want to
eat petroleum, they should put it in their food themselves
at home.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, you know, if we wanted to eat petroleum, what
we ought to do is just pep it out of
the food and put it in the gas tank of
the cars. If we took it out of food and
left it for making gas, wouldn't that make the price
of gas go down and the food taste better?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I mean, on its surface, that seems to make sense.
That seems to be the logical explanation for how it
would work.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
But at what point did they decide kids need to
be eating oil in their cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, you're the one that carries so much about fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They've been putting whatever you want and know they've changed
them twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, you were eating
fruit loops too. I think forty years ago. Hell, fifty
years ago, I was eating fruit loops. So somewhere along
the way they messed them up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Did you notice the color of it changed at some point?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Who knows? You shake it out in the bowl, you
pour ol and the milk. You don't even look at it.
You're watching TV. You don't even look at your cereal.
You just watch TV.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Why you eat?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You can shake the fruit loops out of the box,
but you can't shake the microplastics out of your testicle.
You can try, believe me, I've tried for years. If
you shook it recently, tried for hours last night, no microplastics,
you would not believe it. Billyad just not not a
lick of microposa, A lick.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Listen, have you noticed something very special about New Killogg's
oop pray oops lay?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
They els me so elicious day.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah they smell good too, smart kid, crispy and elicious,
nay for breakfast, off for acting snake.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They dog stallady different today?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I have a cold?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh boy, well, Kelloggs, what's real? Orange, lemon and cherry
flavors with colors to match in these crispy little cereal
circles made from oats. Then spangles them with big punchy
sugar crystals and m do they else?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Make elicious day?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Triumph stark colding with oger shade.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Elk make out elgic day.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I am a currible cold. You though I got a cold?
It is big dos it's how to believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But I think back in the day people at advertising
firms were using hardcore drugs.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, it seemed like it now that you
look back at that, just tripping balls all over. That's
where I art and stay earning Lay Paatan lay in
the Arpace play that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Was in the mid twentieth century. Somebody had a clever
idea to do pig Latin in a fruit Loops commercial.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A lot of people can't octag pay like a nk.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, did you have a running nose too? Or no?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No get you know, trying to see if y'all understand
pig Latin, because it's probably one of the codes the
Germans or the Chinese or whoever couldn't break back in
the day. Really, well, back then that looked like it
was what in the forties or fifties or something.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Got the fifties or sixties there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It looks older now, yeah, because you remember things different
from when you was a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, back in the day, they used to advertise that
fruit loops contained real fruit juice and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well they said they put the fruit flavor in and
fruit color, but they didn't say where the color came from,
didn't they.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, they did not. There's not seed oils in there too,
is there? Nobody was worried about that back then. That's
a pretty new thing. Do these new fru loops? Are
they going to contain beef tallow? I'd love some beef
tallow in my friend lop. We gotta change them out.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
All the chemicals and stuff out and all the seed oils.
What a bad good? Well, I don't remember. It's it,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Apparently there's a snitch line you can call, and MSNBC
is furious about this. There's a phone number you could
call to report illegal immigrants and they'll bribe you with crypto.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
MSNBC has a story about how egregious and offensive this
is today, the thought of rewarding people for reporting criminals.
And I hate to be the one to point this out,
but we have always done that. We've always given out rewards.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You ever heard this thing? A wanted poster. Yeah, even
back in the Old West they put a wanted put
fifty dollars reward for the capture of this bandito.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There's a website ice red us and creatively an unknown cryptocurrency.
I'm premier named Jason Myers. According to MSNBC, is paying
people when they report the illegals. And I guess the
show was featured. The website was featured on Matt Gates's
OAM show. They spoke to a growing hunger among the
MAGA faithful, cultivated by the Republican Party to become vigilantes,
(10:21):
informants and snitches to target immigrants. And if you think
that's offensive, wait until you hear what the FBI has
been doing for the last one hundred and fifty plus
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You ain't gonna believe this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's pretty much the same exact thing, but instead of crypto,
they just give you hard cold cash. Yeah, good morning,
welcome to the show. Is it Friday?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Year?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Not yet?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Not yet?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well then what is it?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What is it? O?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wis Walton M. Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Feels like a hump day, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I'm definitely thinking about hump Day.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well, world of downs the up slope. But we got
to get over to hump so we can go down
the hill towards the weekend. But this climbing the hump
first thing this morning, it's gonna take a little something.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I ask you question, is humpty? I know that's the
analogy we've just accepted now for decades. They tail me.
Doesn't it feel like it's more of a pit than
it is a hill?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
At we're just trying to climb out, up and out
of something.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's easy to get away from the weekend, it's hard
to get back to the weekend. Yeah, you're right, you
know what I mean. I don't know if the hill
thing makes any sense. It's I know, it's optimism. It
sounds better, but it isn't reality. It's time to just
start changing everything. Ain't it just we just don't change everything.
God is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic right now.
We got a new head of the World Economic Forum. Obviously,
(11:43):
big changes are happening right now in the Catholic Church,
and the trade deals being renegotiated, trying to end a
bunch of wars, and for some reason, with all this happening,
all this peg At plague and pestilence and war and
famine and murder and human trafficking, and you're spo to
care that Pete Hagsath had a chat conversation with his
(12:04):
wife and his brother about what's going on in Yemen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
If you don't care, you're watching the wrong media or
listening to the wrong media, because yeah, your mainstream is
out there telling you just how horrible this guy is.
Every day he's done something more horrible than the last day,
and the rest of us just can't see it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, So how does it affect me? That's the question
I always ask. A couple of years ago, a couple
summers back, they were trying to impeach the Attorney General
of Texas, Ken Paxton, and I remember at the time
thinking to myself, if you explained his crimes out loud
to a truck driver or a housewife, or a mechanic
or an uber driver, would they understand what the crime was?
(12:49):
And the answer was overwhelmingly no, of course not. And
even if they did understand the crime, there wasn't enough
evidence to suggest it happened.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Would they believe that it was actually a crime or
it just some rewording something, turning the phrase this way
or that way to make it sound worse than it is.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Pete hag Seth is a conservative, Catholic, MAGA Republican who
is anti military industrial complex, pro blue collar working class.
And if he had been alive twenty years ago and
in politics with the same exact opinions, yep, he would
have been the leader of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Remember you just described us. Remember when that used to
be the Democrats, the blue collar working man, anti war,
anti war, and that was the Democrats. No, that ain't
Democrats today.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't know about all the other issues, or you know,
it's a little more complicated, but I got to think
there's to me, there's nothing more important than ending war.
War has done so much damage to our economy, so
much damage to the earth, so much damage to pollution.
You're an environmentalist and you care about carbon emission, Well,
let me show you what war is doing.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You see how they care about the environment when Elon
Musk pissed them off.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, so yesterday was Earth Day and I couldn't help.
But notice one of the poster boys for Earth Day
is this Bernie Sanders guy traveling around the country right
now in a private jet. Spend hundreds of thousands of
dollars in the first quarter of this year so you
could go out and tell people about, among other things,
climate change. And he did it at Coachella. What a
(14:25):
waste of drugs. You paid all that money to get
into a music festival so you could watch a geriatric
talk about communism. I'm sorry, I'd like a refund on
my mally please if you know it. Could I get
a refund?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Probably not. So anyway, Earth Day came and went yesterday,
and didn't you remember what was it a month or
two back? Whatever happened with they were doing a climate
change summit and they were going to tear down part
of the rainforest to build a road so the night
so the environmentalists could get to it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, they needed to get to the location, so tear
the rainforest down. It's important to save the planet.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Wait, even Pope Francis was one of these guys. Pope
Francis was an environmentalist climate change. It's the reason he
was friends with Leonardo DiCaprio. He was kind of a
like Pope Light, not full on popeish. Okay, So Pope
Francis was really into leftist politics, and he made an
(15:19):
interesting point to an American priest. They were talking about homosexuality,
and the Pope told an American priest he said this
out loud. He wouldn't say it in public, but he
supposedly said it in a meeting, and there were witnesses
there that the Pope knew. Pope Francis knew that we
had lots of gay priests in the world. Oh yeah,
Wait a second, I thought they took a vow of celibacy.
(15:41):
How could they have a sexuality here? No, no, no,
the Pope knew that they were gay, and that because
they were gay, we needed to make sure that homosexuality
was not criminalized. It's like, wait a second here, these
guys aren't supposed to be having said no, I get it.
I don't think homosexuality should be a crime either. But
it does seem like a weird thing for the Pope
to take a stance.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes it did. It did not seem appropriate to some
of his Catholic followers.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The thing about Pope Francis is that like nothing is
as greater or as awful as they tell you it is,
and it's certainly true of Pope Francis. The people that
loved him make him sound like he was better than
he was. And I'll be objective. I think some of
the people that dislike him, which I happen to be
one of them, probably make him sound like he was
worse than he was.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'll tell you one of the things that was bad
about the Pope. And I ain't Catholic, but you know,
I talk to people and I hear stuff. His silence
on issues was as bad as when he did speak
on issues. Because every time the you know, the world,
or the United States or some country in Europe or
whoever started talking about abortion, and they started saying, well,
(16:46):
we need more abortions, we need third term, fourth term abortions,
we need abortion on demand, we need blah blah blah,
the Pope just sat there thumb up his butt, I
guess real quiet, and they said the pope should be
speaking up for the unborn, but he ain't.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know, And I'll be objective here on that is,
if you listen to what the pope said. He was
critical of abortion. But the thing a lot of Catholics
are saying to your point is that he wasn't critical
enough of it, because he once made it. He was
very critical of abortion when he spoke about it. But
one time he said something to the effect of, maybe
we worry too much about abortion, and that, you know,
(17:28):
just rocked the church. That in the fact that he
was a Latin American and Jesuit, we'd never really seen
a pope like this before. One of the fascinating things
about the death of the Pope is the pageantry of
the whole thing. Did you know the pope All popes
wear this famous ring, a ring symbolizing papal authority, and
when they die they have to destroy it shortly after
(17:51):
the death.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The practice not all wearing the same ring. If they
destroy it every time another ring that looked like the
other one, there's a practice. Do we know they destroyed
it or did they just tell us they destroyed it?
And they just polished it up, made it look brand new,
and they said, oh, that one's going on, this one's new.
I understand your motivation. It just seems like a waste
of good money. It's probably pretty expensive. I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, apparently it's one of the head cardinals here the
caramel camera lingo. I think Cardinal Kevin Joseph for all.
That's the guy there, and he ensures the ring cannot
be misused for forgeries or false documents. Generally the ring
gets smashed at the silver hammer, but more recent practices
have changed a bit since Pope Benedict. It involves carving
a cross into it. Apparently, reports indicate Pope Francis's ring,
(18:38):
made of gold plated silver, was destroyed to mark the
end of his papacy, though specific details on the method
may vary. It's it really is interesting, all the little
things they do. Does he use this ring to seal
the wax on the back of his letters? You know,
in that way you know it's officially from the pope,
And if somebody else got that ring, they could seal
letters with wax and that would change the world. You
(19:01):
come up with very creative and interesting questions. I watched
a lot of TV.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I've seen some stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't know the answer to that bill yet. I
have no idea. But it doesn't kind of make you
want to get a ring and have your own letter
ceialing wax ring emblem, the sort of like maybe like
almost like the Dutton ranch has that, uh the brand,
the brand.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, I'd probably go brand over wax seals. It
just kind of seem goofy Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Would a Billy ed Hatfield brand look like? What would
be your let'll just spell out my whole name. Seems
a little long for a brand Billy.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, we lose a lot of youngsters that way.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I think today it's weird, weird, weird. Let's get weird Wednesday.
Good Wednesday morning, everyone
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Let's get were Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
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