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Speaker 1 (00:00):
New music from Samuel Hagart, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, Samuel up to these days, I guess to probably
enjoying all the money that we give him for his
adult beverage.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is this song is called Encore, thank You good Night.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And he made more money off of tequila than he's
ever made off a rock and roll fair I've heard.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Didn't Rihanna make more money off lingerie than she ever
made off rap music?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think so. I mean, that's just kind of I
didn't to me.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Didn't doctor Dre make more money off Beats headphones than
he ever made off of medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah? Thank you, mister Kenna. That's cute, all right? George Well,
does every do? Who's George Well? Will you explain it
for the younger list? I don't think the young kids
know this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But back in the day, uh, he was want to
call them intellectual types, kind of looked like an owl,
and they'd always go to him either with questions about
baseball or politics.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He was pretty sharp both. He was a Republican. He
doesn't like Trump. He's more the tea party type libertarian
conservative than a maga populist, which is a shame because
I think those two groups of people get along well.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But notice, people with really healthy egos don't tend to
like other people with also very healthy egos.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It just kind of goes.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's like magnets, you know, they don't match up.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I met one of the leaders of the Louisiana Libertarian
Party at our comedy show this weekend in Denham Springs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ran outside of Baton Rouge and I moved in them Springs. Now,
it's right outside of Baton Rouge, isn't it. I had
no idea they moved it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Where is it? Well, you just told me it was
outside of Baton Rouge. That's where I thought I was.
I didn't drive. Where is it?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, it's like telling people, you know, the Galveston is
just south of Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think people figured that out already though, don't you
think now if you're from Memphis, well, then learn learned. No, Okay, Billy,
I'm sorry for explaining where something is. Anyway, A lot
of people have probably never heard of Denham Springs.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Who'd you meet?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
One of the leaders of the Libertarian Party in Louisiana
came up to me and she said I was surprised
to find out that you are a libertarian because you're
on the Walton and Johnson Show. And I thought, have
you never heard the show before? What makes you think
that we're more.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
People know about the show, have heard other people tell
them about the show, then listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Someone dragged her along to the comedy show and she said,
I was surprised. I thought it was very funny and
b I didn't know you guys were libertarians. And I said,
well I am. I'm just not a member of your party.
I'm a Republican.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did she laugh at anything all night long? Shitd have noticed?
Most people had a good time. I think, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
There's sometimes when people will come to a comedy show
just to sit there with their arms fold of the
cross of chests and stare well. I don't know why.
I don't know if they get entertainment out of that
or not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't understand it either. There's always no one. But
we do two comedy shows.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
One of them is called Couple's Therapy, it's about relation, ships, sex, divorce.
The other one's called the Right Side of Comedy. It's
about politics. And when we do these shows, there's always
someone that walks out, and usually it's when Jesse is
doing his bit on sex noises. Oh lord, but anyway,
that's besides the point. She was surprised to find out
that we have small government tendencies. I thought, well, you
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should just listen to the show then, you know, give
it a shot, something to think about. Anyway, back to
George Well, he's one of those guys. He's too libertarian
for maga guys. Yeah, all right, dude, call him a
smart guy.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He's got the you know, different perspective on things perhaps,
and it's not an idiot.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You're correct. He went to Oxford, he is a PhD.
He went to Princeton. He's an intellectual rites for the
Washington Post and he was asked by Bill Maher, what
do you think about the possibility of having a socialist
mayor in New York City? And George Well, a lifelong
libertarian conservative, said he likes it. He thinks New York
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City should have a socialist mayor because than usual, because
if they do, it'll show everyone how much socialism sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You want them to win.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, I think every twenty years or so.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait, we need every twenty years or.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So we need a conspicuous, confined experiment with socialism so
we can crack it up again. Socialist slogan used to
be workers of the world, your night, you have nothing
to lose, But you're changed. The new socialist slogan is
trust us. This time it won't be a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He's right.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
This time, we're going to get it right for sure. Guys,
you want the government to operate the grocery store. When
you're at the post office or the DMV. What makes
you look around and say, Wow, I wish the trader
Joe's operated this efficiently?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You bet you.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What would be the motivation for the government to have
a better grocery store than the private industry?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
There is no motivation whatsoever. Wouldn't it make more sense
if the government took their cues and maybe sat down
for didn't even have to be a long weekend, maybe
just an afternoon with whoever designed the Chick fil A
drive through because they know efficiency.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The motivation of the Chick fil A management is to
get you to eat there instead of going to Burger King, McDonald's,
Taco Bell, CAFC.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you do if you pull up to one
of them big intersections and there's a Burger King over there,
the water Burger over there, and there's a Chick fil
A over there, and there's like twelve twenty and the
line is out and around the building on all of
these restaurants.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Which one you're gonna go to?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Experience has told me that Chick fil A, maybe Waterburger,
is gonna operate a little quicker than.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The rest, is gonna move you through that line faster
than them. Other ones they just do not. Other ones
might be trying maybe maybe they're trying harder, or maybe
they're stubborn, and they say, screw that, we ain't doing
it that, we're doing it our way.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Ever, then they suck.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Every Chick fil A operates quickly and efficiently. Some of
the water Burgers operate quickly and efficiently, depending on what
part of town it's in.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Wink wink wink.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh yeah, what happened, It doesn't matter. Say no more
than that. Oh boy, But back to the Mandanni thing.
The longest serving New York Police Department commissioner is a
guy named Ray County. This guy has sweat, blood and
tears for the city of New York. He says, electing
Mom Donnie would be a tragedy of major proportions. This
guy spent his life trying to clean up New York
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City and make it into a better place, and now
New Yorkers might put a guy in power that wants
to defund the police and turn that city into a
Third World crap factory.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Elect the fact that he called it a controlled.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Area. Sure you can leave New York.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's not like it's just going to, you know, spread
like wildfire across the country. After we get to see
the experiment of New York City. I don't know how
many more lessons people need to find out that pure
communism only works for the leaders, not for the citizens.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah. For a long time we have heard people often
say that communism works in theory, it doesn't work in practice.
Communists can look at capitalism and say, hey, sure that
works in practice, but it doesn't work in theory.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, ye all are wrong.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad, Senator, And if so,
what did you think about it?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I saw the ad, and okay, the young woman does
have big, beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of
what's important. We are the party of ugly fat people.
We can't just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful
white young woman in their ads. We need to keep
putting fat, ugly bitches in our ads.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, stay woke, stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Waltman Johnson Ken Paxton files a lawsuit against Beato, Oro,
Orc and George Soros for funding the Texas Democrat insurrection.
Here's nothing. Senator John Cornyn eats at trump Berger and
posts a selfie who you're voting for? Texas?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well? That trump Burger guy is facing deeper rotation charges.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Now did you see that? Even that was fake news?
There's four people that own the restaurant. One of them
was a Lebanese investor who didn't Roland I think was
his name, and he didn't renew his uh. But still
that makes the John corny and selfie even funnier, isn't.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It Roland one of the owners. That's not how they
reported it. Of a trump Berger in Houston facing deportation
because he failed to leave on time and now being
arrested by Ice.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They said that he was.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Supposed to depart by February twelfth of twenty twenty four,
and he's deal.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Here, So he was an illegal immigrant under Joe Piden. Yeah, okay, fine, Hey, look,
I'm sorry. You don't get to break the immigration laws
no matter what president you support.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's the point.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
But also he was a private silent he was a
silent investor, so he's not really even the owner.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Of course, now those woke judges across the land are
all very upset Trump is either firing them or threatened
to fire them, and they're saying racism and sexism, and
Trump is saying, you're not doing your job. Job is
to uphold the laws of the United States. And there's
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something about illegal immigrants that seems to go against the law.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Not sure what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Nobody can seem to really put their finger on why
it is we call them illegal immigrants. But the judges
should be able to know that they're supposed to know
the law, but they just don't feel like doing their job.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But again, Senator John Cornyn posting a selfie at trump
Berger while doing literally nothing else is now even funnier
and more empathetic because one of the owners is being deportment.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But as you've seen, Cornan has spent the last two
or three weeks just trying to convince you that he
and Trump are like you. Know, half brothers or something.
I mean, it's almost like they grew up together. Yeah.
Remember the commercial that he came out, Yeah, he lied
in a commercial. He just edited the commercial to make
it sound like him and Trump were tight man mith buds.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He put out a seven million dollar ad campaign on
TVs around the state of Texas that featured edited audio
of Donald Trump making it sound like Trump was endorsing Cornyn,
and the night before the TV ad campaign went live,
we helped to publish a story detailing.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
How tomorrow morning you're going to be lied to in
a TV headtame.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
People immediately saw it and then didn't they pull the ad?
I think they pulled the ad eventually.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah. It's and you know that's the thing. Politics is
all about. The propaganda war. It's just as true here
as it is in Israel. There's a news story today
about how Al Jazeera is accusing Israel of trying to
conceal the brutality of a journalist that was murdered by
the IDF. The IDF has documented evidence that the that
the quote unquote journalist was part of a surface to
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air missile launch unit and a documented member a military
member of hama.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I mean, it's exactly what Israel is.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Probably on the right side of history, but they appear
to be much worse at the propaganda war.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Uh yeah, but doesn't Israel have girls in bikinis dude
in their army.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Last week, we watched a video of porn star Miya
Khalifa saying she hopes all the American soldiers get PTSD,
get their little brains fried with PTSD. She said grambled
yeah for supporting Israel. And a short time ago we
watched another video during commercial break of what I would
say is an attractive Palestinian woman with cleavage and a
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nice tan and a Hamas scarf saying that she loves
watching the American flag burn.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You guys, I need to talk to you about something
super serious, and it's this right here. It's a photo
of the American flag burning, burning the American flag. It's
just so lucky. It's a beautiful site.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
But it's now this woman is would you say she's
objectively attractive?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know she's making a weird face right there.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
But yeah, anytime you freeze right somebody, it's almost always
a stupid look mid sentence or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The reason.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
She's the one on the internet talking about how the
IDF in America are evil is because she's pretty. Yeah,
Now Israel does it too. There's a social media account
my co host here just brought up and it's called
IDF Babes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's really defense.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It is hard for me to believe that some of
the women in these photos are Israeli Defense Force soldiers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know, you peel that uniform off, you don't know
what you're gonna get underneath.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Look at that he sorry, that's so loud.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
That was extremely I clicked on the screen and I
started playing the music.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I think that's the
same girl they showed us at the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
It's a really hot blonde woman in a thong with
big giant boobs.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And are you sure they just used that stock footage
and turn it into whatever they wanted to be. Look,
here's a javelin thrower from Finland and you're excited about
the Olympics. Now, look she's in the Israeli Defense Force.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm not saying none of these went in these photos
and videos or IDF fighters, but some of them aren't.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Come on, they can't all do.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Some of them are just way too Some of them
are just hot chicks and bikinis that look like professional models.
Some of them probably are, but I can't assume it's like,
good lord, do I want to join the idea of
I think that's what.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
They're doing to me? There seems to be the point.
Look at this one. Oh wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Anyway, Yeah, he is going to spend the rest of
the show just looking at pictures of girls and tiny bikinis.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Shut up home.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh I'm gonna have to go ahead and say I
think that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, In other news, NASCAR's Connor zillish one then fell
off his car and broke his collarbone. So throw a
victory and the agony of falling off your race car
and breaking your collarbone. That's what happened on Saturday when
Connor won at the Watkins Glen. Then as he was
climbing from inside the car to the top of it,
he slipped it fell hard, headfirst.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Onto the concrete below. Here's what it's saying, seven career wins.
Let's go down to Moulbile one victory Lane.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Dylan on the cage stole my goshh Now, well, the
fact that someone in the background says whoops is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Connor posted that ct scamser clar. He also made it
appearance of the track yesterday, so he's alive.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But he's doing better than a couple in Brazil. What
happened with them? I don't know. Do we have time?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, we got time? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Twenty six year old man, forty two year old woman.
I don't know the relationship, what's going on in there?
Decided they wanted to do it in the car and
so it's, you know, dark, they want a nice view,
So they drove to a scenic overlook and they drove
their car up what they referred to as a hang
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gliding ramp on the top of this i'd just had mountain,
pretty good sized hill though, couple of hundred feet up,
and they got naked and then they commenced to go
it at it, and that's when the car started sliding,
and right in the middle of all the action, their
(15:08):
their movement, I guess in the car calls the car
to slide and fall off the cliff and kill them both.
When the police got there or whoever found them, they
was both just niked as jay birds and dead as
a hammer.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow, it really brings new meaning to the phrase make
sure to practice safe size, doesn't it though.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Hmmm, so, remember when I was pregnant you told everyone
were pregnant. And remember when I gave birth, you told
everyone we gave birth. Yeah, well we doneted the car
Wilton and Johnson
New music from Samuel Hagart, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, Samuel up to these days, I guess to probably
enjoying all the money that we give him for his
adult beverage.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is this song is called Encore, thank You good Night.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And he made more money off of tequila than he's
ever made off a rock and roll fair I've heard.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Didn't Rihanna make more money off lingerie than she ever
made off rap music?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think so. I mean, that's just kind of I
didn't to me.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Didn't doctor Dre make more money off Beats headphones than
he ever made off of medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah? Thank you, mister Kenna. That's cute, all right? George Well,
does every do? Who's George Well? Will you explain it
for the younger list? I don't think the young kids
know this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But back in the day, uh, he was want to
call them intellectual types, kind of looked like an owl,
and they'd always go to him either with questions about
baseball or politics.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He was pretty sharp both. He was a Republican. He
doesn't like Trump. He's more the tea party type libertarian
conservative than a maga populist, which is a shame because
I think those two groups of people get along well.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But notice, people with really healthy egos don't tend to
like other people with also very healthy egos.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It just kind of goes.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's like magnets, you know, they don't match up.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I met one of the leaders of the Louisiana Libertarian
Party at our comedy show this weekend in Denham Springs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ran outside of Baton Rouge and I moved in them Springs. Now,
it's right outside of Baton Rouge, isn't it. I had
no idea they moved it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Where is it? Well, you just told me it was
outside of Baton Rouge. That's where I thought I was.
I didn't drive. Where is it?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, it's like telling people, you know, the Galveston is
just south of Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think people figured that out already though, don't you
think now if you're from Memphis, well, then learn learned. No, Okay, Billy,
I'm sorry for explaining where something is. Anyway, A lot
of people have probably never heard of Denham Springs.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Who'd you meet?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
One of the leaders of the Libertarian Party in Louisiana
came up to me and she said I was surprised
to find out that you are a libertarian because you're
on the Walton and Johnson Show. And I thought, have
you never heard the show before? What makes you think
that we're more.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
People know about the show, have heard other people tell
them about the show, then listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Someone dragged her along to the comedy show and she said,
I was surprised. I thought it was very funny and
b I didn't know you guys were libertarians. And I said,
well I am. I'm just not a member of your party.
I'm a Republican.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did she laugh at anything all night long? Shitd have noticed?
Most people had a good time. I think, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
There's sometimes when people will come to a comedy show
just to sit there with their arms fold of the
cross of chests and stare well. I don't know why.
I don't know if they get entertainment out of that
or not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't understand it either. There's always no one. But
we do two comedy shows.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
One of them is called Couple's Therapy, it's about relation, ships, sex, divorce.
The other one's called the Right Side of Comedy. It's
about politics. And when we do these shows, there's always
someone that walks out, and usually it's when Jesse is
doing his bit on sex noises. Oh lord, but anyway,
that's besides the point. She was surprised to find out
that we have small government tendencies. I thought, well, you
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should just listen to the show then, you know, give
it a shot, something to think about. Anyway, back to
George Well, he's one of those guys. He's too libertarian
for maga guys. Yeah, all right, dude, call him a
smart guy.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He's got the you know, different perspective on things perhaps,
and it's not an idiot.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You're correct. He went to Oxford, he is a PhD.
He went to Princeton. He's an intellectual rites for the
Washington Post and he was asked by Bill Maher, what
do you think about the possibility of having a socialist
mayor in New York City? And George Well, a lifelong
libertarian conservative, said he likes it. He thinks New York
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City should have a socialist mayor because than usual, because
if they do, it'll show everyone how much socialism sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You want them to win.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, I think every twenty years or so.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait, we need every twenty years or.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So we need a conspicuous, confined experiment with socialism so
we can crack it up again. Socialist slogan used to
be workers of the world, your night, you have nothing
to lose, But you're changed. The new socialist slogan is
trust us. This time it won't be a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
He's right.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
This time, we're going to get it right for sure. Guys,
you want the government to operate the grocery store. When
you're at the post office or the DMV. What makes
you look around and say, Wow, I wish the trader
Joe's operated this efficiently?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You bet you.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What would be the motivation for the government to have
a better grocery store than the private industry?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
There is no motivation whatsoever. Wouldn't it make more sense
if the government took their cues and maybe sat down
for didn't even have to be a long weekend, maybe
just an afternoon with whoever designed the Chick fil A
drive through because they know efficiency.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The motivation of the Chick fil A management is to
get you to eat there instead of going to Burger King, McDonald's,
Taco Bell, CAFC.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you do if you pull up to one
of them big intersections and there's a Burger King over there,
the water Burger over there, and there's a Chick fil
A over there, and there's like twelve twenty and the
line is out and around the building on all of
these restaurants.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Which one you're gonna go to?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Experience has told me that Chick fil A, maybe Waterburger,
is gonna operate a little quicker than.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The rest, is gonna move you through that line faster
than them. Other ones they just do not. Other ones
might be trying maybe maybe they're trying harder, or maybe
they're stubborn, and they say, screw that, we ain't doing
it that, we're doing it our way.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Ever, then they suck.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Every Chick fil A operates quickly and efficiently. Some of
the water Burgers operate quickly and efficiently, depending on what
part of town it's in.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Wink wink wink.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh yeah, what happened, It doesn't matter. Say no more
than that. Oh boy, But back to the Mandanni thing.
The longest serving New York Police Department commissioner is a
guy named Ray County. This guy has sweat, blood and
tears for the city of New York. He says, electing
Mom Donnie would be a tragedy of major proportions. This
guy spent his life trying to clean up New York
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City and make it into a better place, and now
New Yorkers might put a guy in power that wants
to defund the police and turn that city into a
Third World crap factory.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Elect the fact that he called it a controlled.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Area. Sure you can leave New York.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's not like it's just going to, you know, spread
like wildfire across the country. After we get to see
the experiment of New York City. I don't know how
many more lessons people need to find out that pure
communism only works for the leaders, not for the citizens.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah. For a long time we have heard people often
say that communism works in theory, it doesn't work in practice.
Communists can look at capitalism and say, hey, sure that
works in practice, but it doesn't work in theory.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, ye all are wrong.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad, Senator, And if so,
what did you think about it?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I saw the ad, and okay, the young woman does
have big, beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of
what's important. We are the party of ugly fat people.
We can't just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful
white young woman in their ads. We need to keep
putting fat, ugly bitches in our ads.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, stay woke, stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Waltman Johnson Ken Paxton files a lawsuit against Beato, Oro,
Orc and George Soros for funding the Texas Democrat insurrection.
Here's nothing. Senator John Cornyn eats at trump Berger and
posts a selfie who you're voting for? Texas?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well? That trump Burger guy is facing deeper rotation charges.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Now did you see that? Even that was fake news?
There's four people that own the restaurant. One of them
was a Lebanese investor who didn't Roland I think was
his name, and he didn't renew his uh. But still
that makes the John corny and selfie even funnier, isn't.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It Roland one of the owners. That's not how they
reported it. Of a trump Berger in Houston facing deportation
because he failed to leave on time and now being
arrested by Ice.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They said that he was.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Supposed to depart by February twelfth of twenty twenty four,
and he's deal.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Here, So he was an illegal immigrant under Joe Piden. Yeah, okay, fine, Hey, look,
I'm sorry. You don't get to break the immigration laws
no matter what president you support.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's the point.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
But also he was a private silent he was a
silent investor, so he's not really even the owner.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Of course, now those woke judges across the land are
all very upset Trump is either firing them or threatened
to fire them, and they're saying racism and sexism, and
Trump is saying, you're not doing your job. Job is
to uphold the laws of the United States. And there's
(09:14):
something about illegal immigrants that seems to go against the law.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Not sure what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Nobody can seem to really put their finger on why
it is we call them illegal immigrants. But the judges
should be able to know that they're supposed to know
the law, but they just don't feel like doing their job.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But again, Senator John Cornyn posting a selfie at trump
Berger while doing literally nothing else is now even funnier
and more empathetic because one of the owners is being deportment.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But as you've seen, Cornan has spent the last two
or three weeks just trying to convince you that he
and Trump are like you. Know, half brothers or something.
I mean, it's almost like they grew up together. Yeah.
Remember the commercial that he came out, Yeah, he lied
in a commercial. He just edited the commercial to make
it sound like him and Trump were tight man mith buds.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He put out a seven million dollar ad campaign on
TVs around the state of Texas that featured edited audio
of Donald Trump making it sound like Trump was endorsing Cornyn,
and the night before the TV ad campaign went live,
we helped to publish a story detailing.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
How tomorrow morning you're going to be lied to in
a TV headtame.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
People immediately saw it and then didn't they pull the ad?
I think they pulled the ad eventually.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah. It's and you know that's the thing. Politics is
all about. The propaganda war. It's just as true here
as it is in Israel. There's a news story today
about how Al Jazeera is accusing Israel of trying to
conceal the brutality of a journalist that was murdered by
the IDF. The IDF has documented evidence that the that
the quote unquote journalist was part of a surface to
(10:55):
air missile launch unit and a documented member a military
member of hama.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I mean, it's exactly what Israel is.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Probably on the right side of history, but they appear
to be much worse at the propaganda war.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Uh yeah, but doesn't Israel have girls in bikinis dude
in their army.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Last week, we watched a video of porn star Miya
Khalifa saying she hopes all the American soldiers get PTSD,
get their little brains fried with PTSD. She said grambled
yeah for supporting Israel. And a short time ago we
watched another video during commercial break of what I would
say is an attractive Palestinian woman with cleavage and a
(11:38):
nice tan and a Hamas scarf saying that she loves
watching the American flag burn.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You guys, I need to talk to you about something
super serious, and it's this right here. It's a photo
of the American flag burning, burning the American flag. It's
just so lucky. It's a beautiful site.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
But it's now this woman is would you say she's
objectively attractive?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know she's making a weird face right there.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
But yeah, anytime you freeze right somebody, it's almost always
a stupid look mid sentence or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The reason.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
She's the one on the internet talking about how the
IDF in America are evil is because she's pretty. Yeah,
Now Israel does it too. There's a social media account
my co host here just brought up and it's called
IDF Babes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's really defense.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It is hard for me to believe that some of
the women in these photos are Israeli Defense Force soldiers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know, you peel that uniform off, you don't know
what you're gonna get underneath.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Look at that he sorry, that's so loud.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
That was extremely I clicked on the screen and I
started playing the music.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I think that's the
same girl they showed us at the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
It's a really hot blonde woman in a thong with
big giant boobs.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And are you sure they just used that stock footage
and turn it into whatever they wanted to be. Look,
here's a javelin thrower from Finland and you're excited about
the Olympics. Now, look she's in the Israeli Defense Force.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm not saying none of these went in these photos
and videos or IDF fighters, but some of them aren't.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Come on, they can't all do.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Some of them are just way too Some of them
are just hot chicks and bikinis that look like professional models.
Some of them probably are, but I can't assume it's like,
good lord, do I want to join the idea of
I think that's what.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
They're doing to me? There seems to be the point.
Look at this one. Oh wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Anyway, Yeah, he is going to spend the rest of
the show just looking at pictures of girls and tiny bikinis.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Shut up home.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh I'm gonna have to go ahead and say I
think that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, In other news, NASCAR's Connor zillish one then fell
off his car and broke his collarbone. So throw a
victory and the agony of falling off your race car
and breaking your collarbone. That's what happened on Saturday when
Connor won at the Watkins Glen. Then as he was
climbing from inside the car to the top of it,
he slipped it fell hard, headfirst.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Onto the concrete below. Here's what it's saying, seven career wins.
Let's go down to Moulbile one victory Lane.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Dylan on the cage stole my goshh Now, well, the
fact that someone in the background says whoops is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Connor posted that ct scamser clar. He also made it
appearance of the track yesterday, so he's alive.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But he's doing better than a couple in Brazil. What
happened with them? I don't know. Do we have time?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, we got time? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Twenty six year old man, forty two year old woman.
I don't know the relationship, what's going on in there?
Decided they wanted to do it in the car and
so it's, you know, dark, they want a nice view,
So they drove to a scenic overlook and they drove
their car up what they referred to as a hang
(14:48):
gliding ramp on the top of this i'd just had mountain,
pretty good sized hill though, couple of hundred feet up,
and they got naked and then they commenced to go
it at it, and that's when the car started sliding,
and right in the middle of all the action, their
(15:08):
their movement, I guess in the car calls the car
to slide and fall off the cliff and kill them both.
When the police got there or whoever found them, they
was both just niked as jay birds and dead as
a hammer.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow, it really brings new meaning to the phrase make
sure to practice safe size, doesn't it though.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Hmmm, so, remember when I was pregnant you told everyone
were pregnant. And remember when I gave birth, you told
everyone we gave birth. Yeah, well we doneted the car
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