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October 9, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is there a hook coming? And you know me, Bed,
they do. I'm the first one they blame after there's
a attack. It probably was me because my friends are
gee hady.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm blue of one of my arms.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And I read the camel in my neighbors barns.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
But liberals, they were perfect then that We're not that bad.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh but juice, know what's bed than that?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I mean, if we had a song to play, maybe
it would sound like that. But we don't even have that. Hey,
Columbus Days coming up, you guys excited.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
For Columbustigenous Personnel or whatever they call them.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, we have Columbus Day Merchant, Gigenous Peoples, Indigenous People Day.
There's there's Columbus Day Merchant. I love WJ dot com.
And we have new merch as well, Brawl Tears flasks
and Drunk Wives Matter coffee mugs.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Those are good ones. I like that. That'll that'll be
a conversation starter right there, even if it's just with
your drunk wife.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're exactly right, or your drunk wife's boyfriend, whatever it
may be, judge.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Or the Indigenous People's merch? Is it priced a little higher?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No? No, no cheaper? If anything, you can eat good. Yeah,
you can buy it at our website with beads and trinkets.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Rugs the way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now they may or may not be covered in smallpox,
but that doesn't matter. Yeah, well we'll find out eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's kind of like that that thing they do that
aggravates me so much on TV. Some lawyer came up
with an idea a few years back, and they decided
at the end of every commercial for some pharmaceutical drug
that they just sprung on you with some made up name.
I think they just take the scrabble squares and they
just throw them on the table and it comes up scrilliks,

(01:54):
all right, well that's a that's a new drug or whatever.
H The thing they do scroll as and then what
the I don't know what that means. The lawyers came
up with a plan and they said, here's a way
to cover our ass in case this drug, you know,
kill some people. They normally sue us, but they can't
sue us if we just tell them whatever the drug is, scrillicks,

(02:17):
is that one's not a drug? What are you doing?
Why are you trying to drown me out with that
that irritating noise? This is Scruggs. It it's strikes. You
said scrikes. I played Scriukes. Okay, I should have said,
what's another drug named twizzle? Twizzle?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Tell? Yeah, don't maybe play DJ Twizzle. That's the thing.
We're already listened to Scruggs.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm starting to think now maybe musicians are getting their
names from pharmacies. All right, let's call it drug six seven.
How about that?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
If you're taking drug sixty seven? What do they do
the commercial? I can barely remember my point. I was
kept trying to get to and they kept roadblocking me.
Oh yeah, the lawyers, here's the plan. Don't take drug
sixty seven if you're allergic to drug sixty seven. Now,

(03:14):
how stupid is that? You don't know if you're allergic
to it until after you've taken it. And you got
to take it more than once, really, cause first you
got to set up a baseline for your allergy and
then you have to react to it. Don't take it
if you're allergic to it. That makes no sense. But
the lawyers figure out that in court things standing there,

(03:34):
and go, well, we told him not to if they
were allergic to it, and then he did anyway, So
we're off the hook, right, your honor, and here's a
little something sum for your robe. Kim still laughing about.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
School, aren't you. That's the funniest thing I heard. All
I'm crying a little billy. I know he's right.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're tearing up a lot of the Democrat man.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
A lot of these DJ's names do sound like the
names of off brand pharmaceuticals. A vch S.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
CrOx just stumbled into I think the secret of the
naming TSTO.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
If you're allergic tst talk to you talked to her
about TSO today.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Which one came first? Did did the did the rap
world start, you know, poaching off the pharmaceutical world, or
did the did the drug people? Let's start say you,
we ought to name this after up and coming young
rap stall.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I could see your confusion. It's not rap, it's e
d M. It's totally electronic dance music. Right, It's like
you're confusing chop with.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Get it. I can maybe some people without the talented
ear that you have don't recognize the difference.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
So there's different pharmaceuticals about to hit the market scroll X,
TISTO and a VIC and the problem is a Vichy
causes suicide.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's not funny. He actually killed himself in real was
a DJ Peptide gonna take the stage then, huh man.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
DJ Peptide on the ones in two?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Probably coming soon?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
New music from Texas rock trio Spoon Chateau Blues album
is out right now.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Somebody just named the band Spoon.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, they've been around for a minute. They got famous
because of the south By Southwest Festival. Well sure, yeah,
songs called Guess I'm Falling in Love?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
So did Knife or Fork have anything to add or
was it just Spoon today?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, if you are, you're gonna make fun of the
names of the bands of my generation. Do I need
to explain you how Steely Dan got the name of
their band.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I didn't name them either, fair. No, you want to
name a band, you want to like the Wagoneers. That's
the name of a band because they worked with Porter Wagoner.
It's the Wagoneers, and then they had wagon wheels on
their on their fancy jackets and stuff. That's how you
name a band. That's Bob Seeger and the Beer, The

(05:46):
Silver Bullet can that's the name of his band. Okay,
so they drank a lot of cools.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right? Why was a band called Brownsville Station? What
did that mean? I have never heard of. What's a
Leonard Skinnyard? What is that?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, that's the gym teacher. Oh was it really? That
was news to you? That was their gym teacher. I
know thought for sure a music historian like yourself wouldn't
know about the gym teacher.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm kind of surprised. I don't know either. What what
about zz Top? How did they get their band?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Now? Well, there are different opinions. One of them is
about them rolling papers. Oh yeah, remember the you know,
the little zz check I bet, I bet that's it?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And Tops? Yeah, I know, you're right, there's there's other reasons.
But yeah, all right, now do Bachmann Turner overdrive?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like? What does that mean? A couple of guys, Oh, well,
we're not here to talk about the name of bands,
whether they're stupid or whether they're the good ones that
I like. Email coming in. One guy Patrick was talking.
He said, y'all talking about that banking? He said, I
love going into banks to cash checks and conduct business.

(06:48):
Some some people get off on this, he says, And
the reason is I've had a thing for this cute
female bank teller. Her name was Hilda, and he said,
ever since I was a youngster, I'd go into the
bank and she would give me a lollipop. Now, I
know it's part of their job to be nice to you,
you know, and just like you know, strippers, But this nice,

(07:10):
hot lady was giving me money, So not like strippers
at all. But that's that's you never know, White people
enjoy doing the things they do. Maybe it's just because
it takes them back to an earlier time. And I
will tell you this, Me and Mark, that's my new
best buddy, Mark, he mailed. He said, I just think
this whole piece deal is a little bit crazy in

(07:32):
that we, the good guys, are giving hamas the bad guys. Nobody,
nobody seems to be talking about this much. It's always
about the hostages coming back, he says. We're turning over
to them over two hundred prisoners with life sentences for
forty eight mostly dead hostages. That's a four to one

(07:55):
exchange for innocent people being exchanged for victor terrorists. I say,
stop bending and stop negotiating with these terrorists, give them
nothing and take everything from them. That's how you deal
with an enemy.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, that's how you deal with the enemy. You tell them. Mark, Yeah,
I'm with you, buddy. Mark writes a good email, Dude,
Yeah he did. I bet he writes a lot of
good emails.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I wonder what else he's written an email about. I wonder.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We also had a request for another song that apparently
the last few got stuck in people's heads and they
want to replace it with the F sixteen song. Look,
we don't do song requests, No, just take requests.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Just because an untrained air aircraft mechanics stole a Norwegian
Air Force F sixteen plane, I remember that during a
NATO exercise, took it off and crashed the jets shortly after,
with the mechanic going missing, and presumed, Dad doesn't mean
we're going to play a funny song about that. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh how do I start at F sixteen? Request three?
I stole an F sixteen? Flip the master, all the
lights begin to feel.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I stole an F sixteen, sending the fuel pumps start
the number two.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I stoll and F sixteen engines whining as the turbinees you.
I stoll at F sixteen. Manager and the rtery are
power on right. I stole and F sixteen horizon centered,
the line set right. I stole and F sixteen. Watch

(09:30):
the gauges and the needles climb.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I stole and F sixteen.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Wait till twenty.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It will take its time.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I stole at F sixteen.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
The lyrics are really specific.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That is a basically a how to in case you
decide to climb in the cockpit of a fighter Jit,
You're gonna need these instructions. Just a key or a
push button as long as you have your foot on
the brake. That's not how it works. Hey.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
In lighter news here, I found a really great way
to make money.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh yeh b.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
John Cornyn's daughter. Haley Cornyn is a lobbyist, and apparently
being John Cornyn's daughter just coincidentally has nothing to do
with the fact that she keeps getting all this money
from different contracts government contract.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
How does that just coincidentally work out?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, she's a lobbyist for this doctor's hospital at Renaissance Ltd,
located in Edinburgh, Texas, retain the lobbying services of Haley
Cornyn for quite a period of time here to conduct
state level lobbying in Austin. And apparently these doctors if
you search through their website here, one of the things
they were involved in is what do they call it,

(10:41):
endochronology specialists. Whoo, that sounds important, gender affirming hormone there
very important. Doctor Michelle Cordoba Kissy, according to this report,
whose pronouns are she her, is one of the people
that does there. And online search confirms LGBTQ plus Healthcare
direct exists for patients who want to find doctors who

(11:02):
are pro LGBTQ plus and there's a whole bunch of
them on the website. And apparently they seem to get
I mean, it makes it sound like in this report
they're getting public funding and Cornyn voted for some of it.
According to what I'm reading here, I don't know. I
didn't write this report.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's they may have either learned that from or passed
that on to Stacy Abrams and several other people in Georgia.
What's that?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
And Fanny, don't forget Fanny, who may still have a
trial coming up. I can't keep up anymore.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Just to give you a kind of idea the kind
of people we're talking about here. Here's a twenty twenty
two clip of a California gooberatorial candidate, Katie Porter, calling
pedophilia an identity.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Do this allegation of groomor and pedophile. It is alleging
that a person is criminal somehow and engaged in criminal
acts merely because of their identity, their sexual orientation, their
tender identity.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Allegay, she's acting like she doesn't get it. I know
she gets it, but she's pretending she doesn't to try
to make the other side look ridiculous, when in fact,
the way she just explained it right there is not
at all reality. It sounds pretty bad, I think it does,
but it's not real. They also studied the way gay
and straight people talk.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Hey, how's it going? I drive a Chevy C ten.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Sounds straight to me, and it is straight. I'm saving
the world by driving an electric vehicle. Gay, stay tuned
for more. Walton and Johnson
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