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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What were you about to say? What did you want
to say? He still wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I just say, if we don't do what we always do,
if we don't continue on with our show, then the
liberal assassin wins. We have to do celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I hate that. You're right about that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, he is. He Billy had give him his moment.
He's not wrong. If we don't do the thing we
always do right now, then the terrorists win. That's right,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And besides, it's Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Ainsley's birthday from
land Man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And I know you guys are big fans. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Her name is Michelle Randolph. She's been in a couple
of the Taylor Sheridan shows. She was in nineteen twenty three,
Remember the girl that got attacked by the wolf and
she was pregnant and then she had to, you know,
try to kill the people that were coming to kill
them at Harrison Ford's house.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, not remembering? Yeah, I remember now.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But mainly people remember her because you know, Ainsley, the
teenage daughter on landman's really really super slutty and all.
But then it turns out she's not that bad. Michelle
Randolph is twenty eight. She's still playing a teenager, right
because she's playing back. She's playing a senior, yeah, a
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year older, but she'll she'll probably be.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
A freshman in college.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Is that she was kind of kind of like it
was a little disturbing to some people in the opening
scenes of Land Band the first season when she seemed underage.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But of course then you learn she's not.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
She was doing all the sex stuff with people and
not really too shy about that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Kind of creepy to think there's like girls who are
seniors in high school and they have an OnlyFans accounting in.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That a little unsettling, and you think it should at
least be twenty one.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't like, I'm legally sure, but they don't wait
for the law much. Rarely do I make the socially
conservative argument. I think I'm always a social moderation and
you should have to be twenty one to do porn.
It's just too close to being a kid there.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And everybody seems to be in such a hurry to
grow up and ask any grown up you know, it's
not that great, right, I wish we could go but anyway,
Ludicris is forty eight years old today to Rodgie Hinson.
That's the lead lady from Empire. She's fifty five. Harry
(02:23):
Connack Junior, the crooner.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know if he likes being a crooner or not,
but he is. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But you got there, Move bitch, Chris still, Get out
the way, bitch, Get out the way, move bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, that's not nice. That's fateful rhetoric.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's a song about Michael Vick stopping Michael Vick's dogfights.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Christy McNichol, she was kind of a big deal back,
you know, forty years ago or so. She's sixty three now.
Virginia Madson. It's been in a lot of good shows.
She's a fine actress. She's sixty five. John Moss, who
was the drummer of Culture Club and also boyd George's
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ex boyfriend sixty eight. Yeh, Tommy Shaw from Stick seventy two,
Amy Madigan seventy five. Remember she was Kevin Costner's wife
in Field of Dreams. She was kind of funny. Mickey
Hart of Grateful Dead eighty two and the director of
a Lot of Awesomeness. Brian de Palmer eighty five years old. Today,
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there's so many movies. I don't even need to go
into that. And it is, of course September eleventh now
known as Patriot Day because we're.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Even though they said this after the first anniversary nine
to eleven, two thousand and two, after it was all over,
politicians and you know, commentators and all, they were saying,
we ought not to look back at this every year
and focus on the negativity and the death and the
destruction and the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Terror and all that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We should we should move past all of that and
just call it Patriot's Day. And we didn't actually move
forward because every day, like they're doing right now in Washington,
d c. And in Shankville, Pennsylvania, they are having a
day of remembrances as they should.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Shanksville, Yeah, that's where that happened in Pennsylvania. How many time.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is kind of a weird name for a town, Shanksville.
That sounds like a like a prison, don't it right?
Like an old prison film starring John Wayne as the
warden is Shanksville.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Whill he ain't taking none of that?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
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Speaker 2 (05:11):
Not a surprise that most of the focus on this
day in history is from twenty four years ago when
the hijackers crashed their planes into the World Trades letter.
I hopefully don't need to go into the details about
all that. And then on this same date in twenty
twelve that completely gets ignored. People were killed in the
(05:32):
the Benghazi incident. Let's say that Hillary Clinton says, what
does it even matter?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I mean, I think it matters, guys. I think it's
kind of a big deal. They say it was it
the Consulate or the embassy. Sure I've heard both anyway.
Today in twenty twelve Benghazi, four Americans killed in the
attack on the consulate. Now it wasn't all nine to
eleven in Islamo fascism on this day. In seventeen seventy seven,
the British began attacking Washington and his troops in the
(06:01):
Battle of the Brandywine.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, they should have knocked that off. No, that was rude.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Of course, we were probably responsible for it with our
dang violent rhetoric USA America and violent talk.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It was really our own fault for being so good.
But you know, all that being said, it was how
he got this song. That and not a lot of
people know this is a song about the Battle of Brandywine.
Eric Burden was there that. In fact, he named his
band War for a reason. That was why he did that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He was there when when the battle happened. Oh yeah,
this is really old, no idea. This music's from a
really long time ago.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It had pretty good recording the instruments, you know, for
being seventeen seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well it was analog. I think it was real to
real or vinyl or something.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You know, old people most people aren't old enough to
remember this. It was a long long Can you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Remember things for you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
May health this date nineteen fifty four that the Miss
America pageant made its network TV debut, and that's when
Miss California Lee and Merriweather was crowned Miss America. And
then she went on to play Catwoman in the nineteen
sixty six movie version of the Batman TV series with
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Adam Wet.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I still think the greatest moment in American beauty pageants
was Missed t in USA two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't
locate the US on a world map.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why do you think this is?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as and
(07:50):
I believe that they should.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Our education over.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Here in the US should help the US, It should
help South Africa, it should help the back in the
Asian countries, so we will be able to build up
our future or.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Thank you very much, A whole lot of dumb packed
into that one little comment.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is it possible? And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I've always wondered, because, as you know, in morning radio,
we played that sound by many times since two thousand
and seven. Is it possible that she thought she was
going to get a different question?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
She sure didn't seem like she was even sort of
prepared for that, and she was speaking to the US
Americans while she.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Was doing it. But boy, I'll tell you what, you
know what I like about her?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I guess I do. I do. Yeah, I like
it a lot. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Was it the kind of thing that got a woman
into a beauty pageant in the first place?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Looked?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I've never cared if she was smart. I still think
she should have won that. She's far and away the
most famous woman from the Miss Teen USA two thousand
and seven pageant.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, and she you know it's not a teen anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Other things that happened on this day in history. The
Carol Barnett Show premiered in nineteen sixty seven, ran for
eleven seasons, won twenty five Primetime Emmy Awards. Carol Burnette
so so fantastic man. And you know, I always thought
it was interesting relatives that just loved her.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
At the end of every episode, she would do this
thing where she would tug on her ear lobe. And
not a lot of people know this, but the reason
why she did that is because she had an.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Ear lobe fetish. It gave her an orgasm. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
a little.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Nuts did not go through the rigorous verification and standards process.
Hey and operated, tru God, I hate this country so much.
Russian election at Good.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You exposed the global of World War three silence.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So coming through a Russian grocery store, it will radicalize.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Largely peaceful demonstration. It's like living in hell. You're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
A lot of the news that would have been news
isn't news today because of the Charlet Kirk situation here
in Houston. Two versions of a news story, this one
from Channel two News. Two people killed in a crash
early the this morning on West Timer just just down
the road from here, right along in the gallerya area
(10:06):
that's our neighborhood. Yeah, very popular area of town, A
lot of population in there. They said about five point
forty five this morning, right as this show was just
getting under way. Good Police arrived at the scene three
minutes after the crash. Uh, And it's an active investigation.
But two people killed in the crash. Now, other sources,
(10:30):
besides you know, the newspeople, who apparently have to be
careful they don't want to get out too far ahead
of this stuff, makes statements that turned out not to
be true, like you know, the FBI yesterday. My sources
are telling me that this was a high speed police
chase that ended with the crash, and that's why the
police arrived so quickly. So they dave chase they were chasing,
(10:52):
and these people was running from the law and ended
up dying for it. And so you know, no, uh, no,
sweat off of my sack, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, I get what you mean.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, sometimes something bad turns into something not so bad
because she goes the criminal's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, speaking of news, that's not news, I feel bad
for the people that write up news stories.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They print up these news stories ahead of time, file them,
and then they go about their day and then it
seems so unimportant what they were telling us when something
really big like the Kirk assassination happens. But news out
yesterday that we were all supposed to be really affected
by some way. Oracle founder Larry Ellison, I've heard of him,
(11:41):
overtook Elon Musk as the world's richest person yesterday really briefly.
Forbes claims that Elon is now back on top. But
for just a little while, Oracles stock jumped. I don't
know exactly why. They reported strong quarterly earnings. That means
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that Larry Ellison's personal worth jumped up by approximately ninety
billion dollars just yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No one wants to talk about it, but look how
great the market's been doing. Oh yeah, they don't want
to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
They don't want to talk about Wall Street or the
Nasdaq or the Dow Jones and the S and P
five hundred. If you just took the equivalent of what
you were putting into your Social Security payments every month
into the S and P five hundred, you'd be making
a killing right now in this market. And there's a
reason why.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But people love to chase, and chasing is the problem.
They like to chase the next big thing. And when
it's the next big thing, you hear about it, it's
not gonna be a big thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It already got me. So you already chasing your tail
any again? You know where? Can you see my computer screen?
Do you know what I'm about to say? No, I
have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
The big hot investment right now with a three thousand
percent return, it's Pokemon again, that's what they're saying. Yeah,
you remember a while back there was an NFL player
who quit.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
He was a linebacker. I forgot what he did.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
He quit playing football so he could trade Pokemon cards.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It sounded really crazy, didn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And he lost a million dollars, so he quit and
he went back to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That was his backup plan, right.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you go make a million dollars after you lose
a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
There's this twenty seven year old account manager in Ohio
named Lucas Shaw. He just hit the jackpot with his
latest investment. He used some of the games to splurge
on his fiance's custom engagement rang which has three diamonds
totally three point five carrots eighteen carrot gold band. The
money will also help pay for their wedding. Shaw's windfall
didn't involve Big Tex stocks. It wasn't about crypto. It
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wasn't about real estate. He bought Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
One of my proudest moments as a non professional investor
of any kind at all, even not even close to
being a good investor. I bought Pokemon stock back at
about nineteen ninety six, ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
See my computer it says ninety six right here.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
But my son was born in ninety one, and by
the time he was five, huge Pokemon mom fan, and
he and his little, you know, five six year old friends,
they were just crazy about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So I looked it up.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think it was called four Square Entertainment or something
like that back then. I don't know who owns Pokemon now.
And I thought, well, you know, everybody's kids into these cards.
It's kind of like when I was a kid and
I was into hot wheels. If everybody's buying it up,
they should probably be a pretty good company to invest in.
And it really really was worked out. It's probably the
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and later you got me invested in that, uh that
COVID It was Zoom Zoom. Yeah, I thoughd pretty good too.
I didn't tell you to invest in Zoom. We were
just talking told me what it was, though I didn't
know today. Yeah, So I thought, well, that's going to
be popular because it's a pandemic. But the same situation
with Pokemon back in the nineties. If your kids and
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and your friends, your kids friends are going rabbit about something,
chances are.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You should buy the stocks or all the other kids
in the world. Well to your.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Point, Pokemon, which pays no dividends and aren't subject to
financial regulation, have seen a roughly thirty eight hundred and
twenty one percent monthly cumulative return. Oh my god since
two thousand and four, according to an index by analytics
firm card Ladder, which tracks trading card values through the month,
month after month, I should have gone back for more now.
(15:30):
That trounces the S and P five hundred, four hundred
and eighty three percent jump over the same period.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Meta platforms.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
That's Facebook, one of the Magnificent seven, has climbed eighteen
hundred and forty four percent since the company went public.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And what's that one that everybody was so excited about
for the last few years, in.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Vidia and Vidia. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's the returned
to great things. They don't even mention it in this report.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right now, the stock market today Dow is up of
almost five.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hundred at the moment. That doesn't mean it'll in that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Way, but that's where we are at this time, and
that's up a little over one percent.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
None of the stuff that I'm ever interested in is
what's trendy or cool or you know.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Learn something from Nick Canny.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I know, and I just when I see that something's
trendy or popular, I always assume it sucks because people
are idiots, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, But don't you make money off of idiots? You
wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
War is one of the stupidest things anybody could ever
be involved in.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Who's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Nobody wins a war, even if some side does claim victory,
But you can make money off.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Of those idiots. I've made a lot of money off
war stocks. So part of it, too is when there's peace,
you have to sell and then when the war starts
up again or when you think it's going to start out,
that's what you have to buy because it's called short
term investment.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But is that like you you chasing the next big thing,
ain't you?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I keep track of war because what I do.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Stay in it, stay with it. It, don't look like
it's going away anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Every day I get up, I look at the BBC,
I look at Al Jazeera, I look at Fox News,
I look at ABC News, all four of those, and
about a thirty minute period, I get all the information
they want you to know crammed into my brain. And
it almost always includes information about what war is getting
worse or better. Based on that, I buy or sell
war stocks. And then the other thing that didn't work
well for me was pot. Pot for me was a
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bad investment.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You did think. I think a lot of people thought.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I know people here in this radio station were investors
and marijuana companies. As it looked like things are going
to loosen up, the law was going to change, and
it did in a lot of places. Some people are
still chasing, you know, the regulations on marijuana. But it
seemed like to everybody, well, that's just a that's a
no brainer. That's going to be huge. It's like if
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the beer industry just suddenly got legalized, right.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Wow, that's gonna be huge.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But then there were so many of these little mom
and pop shops that were opening up everywhere. Nobody had
a central focal point for their investments.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Now I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Generally I usually don't and stuff I don't know anything about,
and I don't know what it's like to be gay,
but I do know what it's like to be a dude.
And if, as a straight dude, if there was an
app that would do what Grinder did for me, I
would use the app probably. So I bought the Grinder
stock a while back. That shot way way way way
up and it erected up into the sky and then
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I don't know what happened, but it just like stood
straight up and now it's kind of back down again
where it was when I bought it. So it did
amazing and now it's just kind of doing. Okay, there
must be another gay thing that you guys are doing.
Is there another app you're using that I could.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm not gonna be a party to that dissemination of
information that might lead you down a money losing trail.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, that was always my concern is like if gay
guys quit doing this, I'll probably be the last to
find out because I'm not using it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't know. I just assume they're using it because
what it does.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Shockingly, I am not on a gay dating internet site
at all. I know people that are, I've looked at them,
but I am not a participant as well. And we
just you don't know what it's like to be gay.
All you people that aren't gay, you know what it's
like to be gay.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean idea.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All I have to do is just kind of like
when you when you do that thing where you change
the race of people, like in that North Carolina killing
of the Ukrainian girl.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Flip flop, the race flip flop.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
The desire you have this this overwhelming desire to have
sex with women, and you love women, and if you
find them sexy and oh, you can't help yourself. Is
it a decision that you make to desire a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's made for you.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's made for you biologically by mother nature. Yeah, same
with gay people. We don't make the decision. I'm just
gonna go, like, guys, I'm gonna find that sexy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm gonna find that desirable. It's the same as your desires.
It's not something we created. It is something that we
are just in living with.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I tend to agree with that. I think you can't
just to be gay. I agree, I don't you either
are or not. That's what I think. But there is
this thing that happens. We'll got football.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Tonight, football, Thursday night man big Thursday night football with
the Commanders and the Packers. Oh, it's gonna be good,
great iron action, heterosexual manly stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't forget about that. I was about to say
something about hetero sex.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Trying to get us to stop talking about gayness. Well,
here's the thing that I'm just suggesting. That's all, okay,
calm down. Here's the thing that strait's experience that gays don't.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
With guys.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's always with gay guys, it's always the same thing.
It's like there's two guys. It's like, hey, are you
a guy? Yeah, I'm a guy. Oh you're gay, you're gay. Okay,
let's have sex. It's as simple as that, right, probably no,
you think that, yeah, But with men and women it's
a little different.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Early on, like men in their.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Teens, early twenties or whatever have this belief that they
want sex more than women do, and women women feed
into that. They're like, well I don't need it like
you do, So what are you gonna do for me?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like my daddy told me, It's like men boys, what,
we're the accelerator pedal and girls are the brake pedal. Right, yeah,
you're push to go and they're pushing to stop you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
But the only difference between straight people and gay people
is this, sometime in your thirties, the men and the
women situation, the hierarchy, it changes all of a sudden.
Men don't need it as badly as women. They still
need it, but they don't want it as bad. The
timing is off. I guess that's part of nature, or
the planet would just be overrun with us.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Right, Well, that's probably true.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Right sometime in your thirties, all of a sudden you
realize you're like, you know, it's weird as I could
go to bed and she doesn't want to. It's a
real curveball as a man, because you always assumed it
was the opposite thing. And then one day he realized
it's like, wait a second, is she using me for sex?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I thought I was using her for sex? Wait? Now,
what when the hell did that happen?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
To emasculate a black man? But I'm just telling you,
I'm sorry what I'm not going to emasculate a black man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Did you understand that stay tuned for more Waltman, Johnson,
What were you about to say? What did you want
to say? He still wants to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I just say, if we don't do what we always do,
if we don't continue on with our show, then the
liberal assassin wins. We have to do celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I hate that. You're right about that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, he is. He Billy had give him his moment.
He's not wrong. If we don't do the thing we
always do right now, then the terrorists win. That's right,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And besides, it's Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Ainsley's birthday from
land Man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And I know you guys are big fans. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Her name is Michelle Randolph. She's been in a couple
of the Taylor Sheridan shows. She was in nineteen twenty three,
Remember the girl that got attacked by the wolf and
she was pregnant and then she had to, you know,
try to kill the people that were coming to kill
them at Harrison Ford's house.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, not remembering? Yeah, I remember now.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But mainly people remember her because you know, Ainsley, the
teenage daughter on landman's really really super slutty and all.
But then it turns out she's not that bad. Michelle
Randolph is twenty eight. She's still playing a teenager, right
because she's playing back. She's playing a senior, yeah, a
(01:15):
year older, but she'll she'll probably be.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
A freshman in college.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Is that she was kind of kind of like it
was a little disturbing to some people in the opening
scenes of Land Band the first season when she seemed underage.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But of course then you learn she's not.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
She was doing all the sex stuff with people and
not really too shy about that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Kind of creepy to think there's like girls who are
seniors in high school and they have an OnlyFans accounting in.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That a little unsettling, and you think it should at
least be twenty one.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't like, I'm legally sure, but they don't wait
for the law much. Rarely do I make the socially
conservative argument. I think I'm always a social moderation and
you should have to be twenty one to do porn.
It's just too close to being a kid there.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And everybody seems to be in such a hurry to
grow up and ask any grown up you know, it's
not that great, right, I wish we could go but anyway,
Ludicris is forty eight years old today to Rodgie Hinson.
That's the lead lady from Empire. She's fifty five. Harry
(02:23):
Connack Junior, the crooner.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know if he likes being a crooner or not,
but he is. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But you got there, Move bitch, Chris still, Get out
the way, bitch, Get out the way, move bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, that's not nice. That's fateful rhetoric.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's a song about Michael Vick stopping Michael Vick's dogfights.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Christy McNichol, she was kind of a big deal back,
you know, forty years ago or so. She's sixty three now.
Virginia Madson. It's been in a lot of good shows.
She's a fine actress. She's sixty five. John Moss, who
was the drummer of Culture Club and also boyd George's
(03:07):
ex boyfriend sixty eight. Yeh, Tommy Shaw from Stick seventy two,
Amy Madigan seventy five. Remember she was Kevin Costner's wife
in Field of Dreams. She was kind of funny. Mickey
Hart of Grateful Dead eighty two and the director of
a Lot of Awesomeness. Brian de Palmer eighty five years old. Today,
(03:33):
there's so many movies. I don't even need to go
into that. And it is, of course September eleventh now
known as Patriot Day because we're.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Even though they said this after the first anniversary nine
to eleven, two thousand and two, after it was all over,
politicians and you know, commentators and all, they were saying,
we ought not to look back at this every year
and focus on the negativity and the death and the
destruction and the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Terror and all that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We should we should move past all of that and
just call it Patriot's Day. And we didn't actually move
forward because every day, like they're doing right now in Washington,
d c. And in Shankville, Pennsylvania, they are having a
day of remembrances as they should.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Shanksville, Yeah, that's where that happened in Pennsylvania. How many time.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is kind of a weird name for a town, Shanksville.
That sounds like a like a prison, don't it right?
Like an old prison film starring John Wayne as the
warden is Shanksville.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Whill he ain't taking none of that?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, since we're on this day in history, it is
brought to you by law Tigers that will help you,
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Speaker 2 (05:11):
Not a surprise that most of the focus on this
day in history is from twenty four years ago when
the hijackers crashed their planes into the World Trades letter.
I hopefully don't need to go into the details about
all that. And then on this same date in twenty
twelve that completely gets ignored. People were killed in the
(05:32):
the Benghazi incident. Let's say that Hillary Clinton says, what
does it even matter?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I mean, I think it matters, guys. I think it's
kind of a big deal. They say it was it
the Consulate or the embassy. Sure I've heard both anyway.
Today in twenty twelve Benghazi, four Americans killed in the
attack on the consulate. Now it wasn't all nine to
eleven in Islamo fascism on this day. In seventeen seventy seven,
the British began attacking Washington and his troops in the
(06:01):
Battle of the Brandywine.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, they should have knocked that off. No, that was rude.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Of course, we were probably responsible for it with our
dang violent rhetoric USA America and violent talk.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It was really our own fault for being so good.
But you know, all that being said, it was how
he got this song. That and not a lot of
people know this is a song about the Battle of Brandywine.
Eric Burden was there that. In fact, he named his
band War for a reason. That was why he did that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He was there when when the battle happened. Oh yeah,
this is really old, no idea. This music's from a
really long time ago.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It had pretty good recording the instruments, you know, for
being seventeen seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well it was analog. I think it was real to
real or vinyl or something.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You know, old people most people aren't old enough to
remember this. It was a long long Can you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Remember things for you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
May health this date nineteen fifty four that the Miss
America pageant made its network TV debut, and that's when
Miss California Lee and Merriweather was crowned Miss America. And
then she went on to play Catwoman in the nineteen
sixty six movie version of the Batman TV series with
(07:12):
Adam Wet.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I still think the greatest moment in American beauty pageants
was Missed t in USA two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't
locate the US on a world map.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why do you think this is?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as and
(07:50):
I believe that they should.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Our education over.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Here in the US should help the US, It should
help South Africa, it should help the back in the
Asian countries, so we will be able to build up
our future or.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Thank you very much, A whole lot of dumb packed
into that one little comment.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is it possible? And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I've always wondered, because, as you know, in morning radio,
we played that sound by many times since two thousand
and seven. Is it possible that she thought she was
going to get a different question?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
She sure didn't seem like she was even sort of
prepared for that, and she was speaking to the US
Americans while she.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Was doing it. But boy, I'll tell you what, you
know what I like about her?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I guess I do. I do. Yeah, I like
it a lot. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Was it the kind of thing that got a woman
into a beauty pageant in the first place?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Looked?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I've never cared if she was smart. I still think
she should have won that. She's far and away the
most famous woman from the Miss Teen USA two thousand
and seven pageant.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, and she you know it's not a teen anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Other things that happened on this day in history. The
Carol Barnett Show premiered in nineteen sixty seven, ran for
eleven seasons, won twenty five Primetime Emmy Awards. Carol Burnette
so so fantastic man. And you know, I always thought
it was interesting relatives that just loved her.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
At the end of every episode, she would do this
thing where she would tug on her ear lobe. And
not a lot of people know this, but the reason
why she did that is because she had an.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Ear lobe fetish. It gave her an orgasm. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
a little.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Nuts did not go through the rigorous verification and standards process.
Hey and operated, tru God, I hate this country so much.
Russian election at Good.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You exposed the global of World War three silence.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So coming through a Russian grocery store, it will radicalize.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Largely peaceful demonstration. It's like living in hell. You're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
A lot of the news that would have been news
isn't news today because of the Charlet Kirk situation here
in Houston. Two versions of a news story, this one
from Channel two News. Two people killed in a crash
early the this morning on West Timer just just down
the road from here, right along in the gallerya area
(10:06):
that's our neighborhood. Yeah, very popular area of town, A
lot of population in there. They said about five point
forty five this morning, right as this show was just
getting under way. Good Police arrived at the scene three
minutes after the crash. Uh, And it's an active investigation.
But two people killed in the crash. Now, other sources,
(10:30):
besides you know, the newspeople, who apparently have to be
careful they don't want to get out too far ahead
of this stuff, makes statements that turned out not to
be true, like you know, the FBI yesterday. My sources
are telling me that this was a high speed police
chase that ended with the crash, and that's why the
police arrived so quickly. So they dave chase they were chasing,
(10:52):
and these people was running from the law and ended
up dying for it. And so you know, no, uh, no,
sweat off of my sack, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, I get what you mean.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, sometimes something bad turns into something not so bad
because she goes the criminal's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, speaking of news, that's not news, I feel bad
for the people that write up news stories.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They print up these news stories ahead of time, file them,
and then they go about their day and then it
seems so unimportant what they were telling us when something
really big like the Kirk assassination happens. But news out
yesterday that we were all supposed to be really affected
by some way. Oracle founder Larry Ellison, I've heard of him,
(11:41):
overtook Elon Musk as the world's richest person yesterday really briefly.
Forbes claims that Elon is now back on top. But
for just a little while, Oracles stock jumped. I don't
know exactly why. They reported strong quarterly earnings. That means
(12:03):
that Larry Ellison's personal worth jumped up by approximately ninety
billion dollars just yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No one wants to talk about it, but look how
great the market's been doing. Oh yeah, they don't want
to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
They don't want to talk about Wall Street or the
Nasdaq or the Dow Jones and the S and P
five hundred. If you just took the equivalent of what
you were putting into your Social Security payments every month
into the S and P five hundred, you'd be making
a killing right now in this market. And there's a
reason why.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But people love to chase, and chasing is the problem.
They like to chase the next big thing. And when
it's the next big thing, you hear about it, it's
not gonna be a big thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It already got me. So you already chasing your tail
any again? You know where? Can you see my computer screen?
Do you know what I'm about to say? No, I
have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
The big hot investment right now with a three thousand
percent return, it's Pokemon again, that's what they're saying. Yeah,
you remember a while back there was an NFL player
who quit.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
He was a linebacker. I forgot what he did.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
He quit playing football so he could trade Pokemon cards.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It sounded really crazy, didn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And he lost a million dollars, so he quit and
he went back to the NFL.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That was his backup plan, right.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you go make a million dollars after you lose
a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
There's this twenty seven year old account manager in Ohio
named Lucas Shaw. He just hit the jackpot with his
latest investment. He used some of the games to splurge
on his fiance's custom engagement rang which has three diamonds
totally three point five carrots eighteen carrot gold band. The
money will also help pay for their wedding. Shaw's windfall
didn't involve Big Tex stocks. It wasn't about crypto. It
(13:42):
wasn't about real estate. He bought Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
One of my proudest moments as a non professional investor
of any kind at all, even not even close to
being a good investor. I bought Pokemon stock back at
about nineteen ninety six, ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
See my computer it says ninety six right here.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
But my son was born in ninety one, and by
the time he was five, huge Pokemon mom fan, and
he and his little, you know, five six year old friends,
they were just crazy about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So I looked it up.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think it was called four Square Entertainment or something
like that back then. I don't know who owns Pokemon now.
And I thought, well, you know, everybody's kids into these cards.
It's kind of like when I was a kid and
I was into hot wheels. If everybody's buying it up,
they should probably be a pretty good company to invest in.
And it really really was worked out. It's probably the
(14:37):
and later you got me invested in that, uh that
COVID It was Zoom Zoom. Yeah, I thoughd pretty good too.
I didn't tell you to invest in Zoom. We were
just talking told me what it was, though I didn't
know today. Yeah, So I thought, well, that's going to
be popular because it's a pandemic. But the same situation
with Pokemon back in the nineties. If your kids and
(15:00):
and your friends, your kids friends are going rabbit about something,
chances are.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You should buy the stocks or all the other kids
in the world. Well to your.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Point, Pokemon, which pays no dividends and aren't subject to
financial regulation, have seen a roughly thirty eight hundred and
twenty one percent monthly cumulative return. Oh my god since
two thousand and four, according to an index by analytics
firm card Ladder, which tracks trading card values through the month,
month after month, I should have gone back for more now.
(15:30):
That trounces the S and P five hundred, four hundred
and eighty three percent jump over the same period.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Meta platforms.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
That's Facebook, one of the Magnificent seven, has climbed eighteen
hundred and forty four percent since the company went public.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And what's that one that everybody was so excited about
for the last few years, in.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Vidia and Vidia. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's the returned
to great things. They don't even mention it in this report.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Right now, the stock market today Dow is up of
almost five.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hundred at the moment. That doesn't mean it'll in that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Way, but that's where we are at this time, and
that's up a little over one percent.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
None of the stuff that I'm ever interested in is
what's trendy or cool or you know.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Learn something from Nick Canny.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I know, and I just when I see that something's
trendy or popular, I always assume it sucks because people
are idiots, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, But don't you make money off of idiots? You
wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
War is one of the stupidest things anybody could ever
be involved in.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Who's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Nobody wins a war, even if some side does claim victory,
But you can make money off.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Of those idiots. I've made a lot of money off
war stocks. So part of it, too is when there's peace,
you have to sell and then when the war starts
up again or when you think it's going to start out,
that's what you have to buy because it's called short
term investment.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But is that like you you chasing the next big thing,
ain't you?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I keep track of war because what I do.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Stay in it, stay with it. It, don't look like
it's going away anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Every day I get up, I look at the BBC,
I look at Al Jazeera, I look at Fox News,
I look at ABC News, all four of those, and
about a thirty minute period, I get all the information
they want you to know crammed into my brain. And
it almost always includes information about what war is getting
worse or better. Based on that, I buy or sell
war stocks. And then the other thing that didn't work
well for me was pot. Pot for me was a
(17:15):
bad investment.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You did think. I think a lot of people thought.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I know people here in this radio station were investors
and marijuana companies. As it looked like things are going
to loosen up, the law was going to change, and
it did in a lot of places. Some people are
still chasing, you know, the regulations on marijuana. But it
seemed like to everybody, well, that's just a that's a
no brainer. That's going to be huge. It's like if
(17:41):
the beer industry just suddenly got legalized, right.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Wow, that's gonna be huge.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But then there were so many of these little mom
and pop shops that were opening up everywhere. Nobody had
a central focal point for their investments.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Now I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Generally I usually don't and stuff I don't know anything about,
and I don't know what it's like to be gay,
but I do know what it's like to be a dude.
And if, as a straight dude, if there was an
app that would do what Grinder did for me, I
would use the app probably. So I bought the Grinder
stock a while back. That shot way way way way
up and it erected up into the sky and then
(18:18):
I don't know what happened, but it just like stood
straight up and now it's kind of back down again
where it was when I bought it. So it did
amazing and now it's just kind of doing. Okay, there
must be another gay thing that you guys are doing.
Is there another app you're using that I could.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm not gonna be a party to that dissemination of
information that might lead you down a money losing trail.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, that was always my concern is like if gay
guys quit doing this, I'll probably be the last to
find out because I'm not using it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't know. I just assume they're using it because
what it does.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Shockingly, I am not on a gay dating internet site
at all. I know people that are, I've looked at them,
but I am not a participant as well. And we
just you don't know what it's like to be gay.
All you people that aren't gay, you know what it's
like to be gay.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean idea.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All I have to do is just kind of like
when you when you do that thing where you change
the race of people, like in that North Carolina killing
of the Ukrainian girl.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Flip flop, the race flip flop.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
The desire you have this this overwhelming desire to have
sex with women, and you love women, and if you
find them sexy and oh, you can't help yourself. Is
it a decision that you make to desire a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's made for you.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's made for you biologically by mother nature. Yeah, same
with gay people. We don't make the decision. I'm just
gonna go, like, guys, I'm gonna find that sexy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm gonna find that desirable. It's the same as your desires.
It's not something we created. It is something that we
are just in living with.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I tend to agree with that. I think you can't
just to be gay. I agree, I don't you either
are or not. That's what I think. But there is
this thing that happens. We'll got football.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Tonight, football, Thursday night man big Thursday night football with
the Commanders and the Packers. Oh, it's gonna be good,
great iron action, heterosexual manly stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't forget about that. I was about to say
something about hetero sex.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Trying to get us to stop talking about gayness. Well,
here's the thing that I'm just suggesting. That's all, okay,
calm down. Here's the thing that strait's experience that gays don't.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
With guys.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's always with gay guys, it's always the same thing.
It's like there's two guys. It's like, hey, are you
a guy? Yeah, I'm a guy. Oh you're gay, you're gay. Okay,
let's have sex. It's as simple as that, right, probably no,
you think that, yeah, But with men and women it's
a little different.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Early on, like men in their.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Teens, early twenties or whatever have this belief that they
want sex more than women do, and women women feed
into that. They're like, well I don't need it like
you do, So what are you gonna do for me?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like my daddy told me, It's like men boys, what,
we're the accelerator pedal and girls are the brake pedal. Right, yeah,
you're push to go and they're pushing to stop you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
But the only difference between straight people and gay people
is this, sometime in your thirties, the men and the
women situation, the hierarchy, it changes all of a sudden.
Men don't need it as badly as women. They still
need it, but they don't want it as bad. The
timing is off. I guess that's part of nature, or
the planet would just be overrun with us.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Right, Well, that's probably true.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Right sometime in your thirties, all of a sudden you
realize you're like, you know, it's weird as I could
go to bed and she doesn't want to. It's a
real curveball as a man, because you always assumed it
was the opposite thing. And then one day he realized
it's like, wait a second, is she using me for sex?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I thought I was using her for sex? Wait? Now,
what when the hell did that happen?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
To emasculate a black man? But I'm just telling you,
I'm sorry what I'm not going to emasculate a black man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
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