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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh why I was part of this. I'm on to you.
You played these songs for a reason. I cued this
up earlier when oh, yeah, this woman has a beautiful voice,
you know, really get it? What's her name? I haven't
even gotten to the point yet. Anybody, anybody want to
make make a emotion. We were listening to the Harris
(00:23):
County Commissioner's card earlier and the band here, they will,
they'll second her motion. The lead singer in this band
has a beautiful voice. This this chick must be hot. Yeah.
Who is this? I don't know. They're called the Miracles
and is a Smokey Robinson. That's a weird name for
a woman. It's it's smoky. You do smokey? What sings
(00:45):
like a girl? That's a guy? Uh yeah, well a
lot of people do. Was he trans No? Is he
still alive? I think so? Uh? But matter of fact,
he's the guy that recorded that special wish uh to
wish somebody a very happy hanukkah. You know you can
pay celebrities to do that. It's what's the website called cameo?
(01:09):
If I'm not mistaken, people have asked us if we
want to do cameos and he's, you know, not really,
you know what what would that entail? Why do I
have to do cameos or like what if the Walton
and Johnson we can pay you to say happy birthday
to people? And I was like, we do that for free? Yeah,
why would we? I mean, if you're famous enough, you know,
not just anybody. Don't be emailing up here about your birthday.
(01:32):
You know whose birthday it is today? Who is that?
I have no idea what for me to wish you
happy chinooka? I have no idea. That's Smokey Robinson. Wow,
she is an ugly woman. So apparently they didn't talk
to him. They must have just sent him an email
and spelled honakkah the old fashioned h way. He didn't
(01:54):
know what chanooka was. If they had talked to him
on the phone, they would have said, why don't you
just record my friend a wish for a happy honokah.
But he didn't hear her pronounce the words, so he
just did the best he could with it. Yeah, isn't
that kind of weird that a black guy in the
music industry from the sixties had never heard the word
hanakah before. Mom never dated Smokey Robinson. Did she wait
(02:16):
a second? Now that you mentioned it, that explains a lot.
I'm gonna just climb out on limb here and guess
all these old Motown guys knew a Jew. I'm just
gonna write you know what I mean, like you must
know one Jew? You don't know a Jew. Maybe they
just they didn't celebrate things with him. I don't know.
It's love a Jew day here on the Walton Johnson
Every day is, isn't it always is? It always is
(02:40):
unless you have family in the Gaza Strip. And if
I was you, I tell him, uh, you might want
to get out of there. I actually do not care
at all that Israel is going to take over Gaza City.
I just hope we don't have to pay for this,
which we will, and that's what sucks. Yeah, but it's
is it any of our business? It never should have been. Technically, no,
I guess Israel is the only place in the Mid
(03:02):
East where Western style regime change in nation building has
worked over the last century. It's the only place. Well,
it keeps happening. I'm not sure it works all the time,
but it keeps happening, right, I mean, but where else Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria,
and these airs pretty much everywhere else, Morocco, Libya, pretty
much every other country. We fed that up. Yeah we
did Kuwait. You know, they hate you in Kuwait. How
(03:24):
much money did we spend liberating Kuwait? But we saved
all those babies in the maternity ward at the hospital,
remember that. Yeah, they were gonna boil the babies alive
or something. So yeah, they were running through killing them
and playing shuffle board with their dead bodies and stuff. Man,
we heard some of the most horrible things. That's why
we had to go in. Well, we had to go.
(03:44):
We had to. And then, of course you found out
later kind of like Russia collusion and all the other
things that they whip up for us not true. They
just told you something to get you to do something
you didn't want to do. And I find the thought
of like Arabs murdering each other to be horrible. But
then on the other hand, if Arabs are murdering each
other on the opposite end of the world, you know
what I mean, do they get real worked up when
(04:05):
people over here are killing each other? No? Does the
Gaza Strip radio station of every Monday go over how
many people were shot and killed in Chicago. No, we
do that, yeah, but we also keep up with what
they're doing, right, Yeah, they don't keep up with us. No,
(04:26):
they don't care. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, Trump
today is having a peace negotiation with Azerba Jenistan or
something like that, some piece of craft country, Azerba n
or Smokey Robinson something. Something's going on today there is like, well,
hang on as it. Two Soviet nations you never heard
of before are gonna negotiate a peace deal. And it's
(04:47):
really important there that Trump sits down with the leader
of Turkmena, Genistan and Azerb Banana Jananistan, and they're gonna
discuss whether or not they should all get a billion
dollars from US. I think Trump just calls them the stands.
Oh my god, it's the perfect name. Yeah, that would
be funny if he started doing that, all the stands.
(05:08):
They're all gonna get together. I'm gonna go ahead and
just say I don't want to pay for it. I
don't care if they fight or not. I don't care,
do not care at all. I just don't want to
have to fund every single thing on earth back home
a look closer here in the Harris County area of Texas.
You guys obviously mentioned Lean Hudhalgo multiple times already this morning.
(05:28):
Did you mention though, that they eventually did vote and
they voted no to censure her. Wow? Yeah, now, I
know most people ooh, since you're hear that? Does it
mean anything? Really? It's on record now though. They voted,
and those are her people, those are Democrats. They voted
three to one right to since your missus Hidalgo because
(05:52):
she doesn't know what she's doing. My buddy in Texas
State Senator May's Middleton. You know, this guy May has
texted meesterday and remind him of Maze was a girl. No,
Maze is definitely a bro dude. He's got like a
bunch of kids and he's got a wife. And anyway,
he texted me yesterday and he said a great reminder, folks.
I authored a bill that passed a Local Government Code,
(06:13):
Section eighty seven. He changed the law to make it
easier to remove incompetent county judges from office. It's called
HB twenty seven to fifteen. It's a bunch ilegal mumbo jumbo.
I understand it's a little complicated there, but basically because
of Maze Middleton's policy, it'd be real easy for us
to just tell Alena Hdelgo to take an early retirement,
we can remove her from office. Man s May, that's
(06:36):
the one I was thinking of, that May. That's definitely
a chick. This is mid Mays Middleton. It's not even
not even the same last name, much less not spelled
the same. Maze. You're saying, Oh, m a y s
m a y Yes, Okay, that means corn in Spanish.
If you didn't know, no, that'd be mai z. Yeah,
(06:57):
that's different. Well, you spell it your way. I'll spill
it mine. It's his first name. Billy had potato corn
corn potato. Who knows. Nancy Mace, by the way, she's
kind of losing her marbles too. It's like seems like
every month, for just a few days, Nancy Mace and
Lena Hidalgo and Marjorie Taylor Green just really lose their
minds and then and then they all go back to normal.
(07:20):
You know, I don't know what it is it's causing
Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Green and we'll never know.
And Lena Hidalgo for just several days a month to
become totally irrational and ridiculous, and then there's no way
to know. I don't know, there's no way to know.
I do know this, boy, howdy. I hope someday we
get a woman president. That'd be great, you know, Oh,
that'll be the ultimate goal. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
(07:41):
I can't think of the thing? You know. Look, all
we're saying is that we want representation. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails, being loud and twerking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
get extra catchup. You know, just because we're the party
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads, okay.
(08:11):
And I know most of us are too fat to
where jeans, are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network Press is paying better than
a black lady in a blues band. Well, i'll give
you that. You don't have enough of you, bab right,
She knows. This woman knows. She'll tell you. You can't
even imagine what she has lived through every day every day.
If you think about it, black women in blues bands,
isn't that kind of a portraying a negative stereotype about
(08:39):
black men? If you think about it, these songs are
usually denigrating. It is what it is, baby, You know
you're right. Actually that checks out. It definitely is what
it is, and it also do what it do. Especially
on the weekend which we're approaching. People need to be
warned that it's the weekend coming up and things are
going to do what they do and there's nothing much
(09:00):
you can really do about it. Hang on, mister, Oh,
this guy says to do what to do? Is he
right about that? I don't know if he's right. I
guess if you say so, that's what I've heard. Now
you get to you try to control your weekend, but
eventually the weekend gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Do what to do?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Baby? Oh okay. Well, for those that don't get what
he's referencing, it's a video that's somewhere on our page
from boy. We have so many good videos on the
Walton Johnson Instagram account. Sometimes I forget about them, and
while he's looking for that, it's time to give credit
where critic is due. Uh huh, what is the credit?
RJ wrote to us. There's an RJ. RJ wrote yesterday, okay,
(09:40):
and he said, I'm on the way to Ontario, Canadia,
ugh to play bagpipes for the eighteen fourteen Siege of
Fort Erie. I know I'm a little late, but you
know I'm gonna get there. Okay. As I'm driving through
Tennessee this morning listening to your show, you mentioned people
squad in the houses of those Texas Democrats who fled
(10:04):
to Chicago, among other places. I'm the guy that wrote
that email and made that suggestion in the first place.
M h And he said I was using a different
thing and so it didn't have his name on it,
and now we know it was RJ. So, uh, just
credit or credit is due?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
R J.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know why you're going to Canadia. And I
don't know why we give credit to anyone that goes
to Conny. Why he's going. Oh, it still sounds like
a mistake to me. I wouldn't go there. Eighteen fourteen
Siege of Fort Erie all because of the War of
eighteen twelve which you know, extended on into a few years.
Sounds made up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just a
lie that they taught in school so they could manipulate
(10:47):
us in some way. Some time ago, a woman was
on TV and Compton, where's comp that's California. Yeah, that's
a bad place to and they asked her, you know, hey, ma'am,
your son just got shot and killed the news anchor.
And her response was, well, at the weekend, and go
do what it do. It's the weekend, and I don't know,
(11:07):
I can't speak for everybody else but off of Santana
Black Cryp, so it's gonna do what it did.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
She held up a gang sign when she did that.
Black Cribs, Chris is huge gang. I mean, you got
so many different divisions under the cryps banner. You know
you got to specify Santana black crips. I don't know.
I'm more of a Melrose Place crips guy myself. I
saw you more. I'm a nine to two and it's
(11:34):
all good. It's all good. I'm a gooda beach bloods
in this in this mob.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Son.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You know what I'm saying. You know what I be saying.
By the way, if you think that's cultural appropriation, I
was doing impersonation of Eminem, so it's fine, that's okay. Yeah, absolutely,
it's totally okay. It was an Eminem impersonation. Did you
know did you know I forgot about this? That I
did not know that you forgot about it? That South
Park actually has the same lawyer as Hunter Biden, And
(12:00):
some people think that might be why on the show,
Kevin Morris, Hunter Biden's sugar brother lawyer is actually actually
works for the South Park creators as well. What an
odd coincidence. So some people think that's why the South
Park creators are all making fun of Trump this season.
I don't think that is it. I think it has
to do with the fact that they were told they couldn't. Probably,
(12:21):
I mean, there's plenty to make fun of. Let's face it,
I mean, Trump's easy to make fun of, right. You
don't have to hate him and disagree with him or
what him did or in jail to make fun of him.
You can make fun of him and still agree with him.
Believe it or not, it's some merrik. In the new episode,
they make fun of Christy Nome for shooting a dog.
Oh now they've pushed it too far. It's so funny.
(12:44):
Did shoot a dog? So? Did shoot a dog? Is
that herself? Well, you know, don't shoot dogs. I guess
the perfect endorsement for John Cornyn. If this wasn't the
nail and his confident of his career, I don't know
what was. Senior Senator John Cornyn, senior Republican Senator of
Texas during Trump's second term, should be one of the
(13:07):
most powerful men in politics right now. But that's exactly
what he's not. People don't respect him, they don't like him.
He doesn't have any influence. They don't care about this guy.
And yesterday he got endorsed by none other than Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Now listen, I'm about to tell all ofs NBC a secret.
I actually don't hate Senator Cordator at all. And right
now what we have is a senator who actually is
a real Republican, who's doing everything that he can to
make it seem like he's a maga Republican, so they
can we.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Translate that he's a real Republican. She definitely is not helping.
What do you let John Cornan get elected or reelected?
She says, he's just pretending to be maga and we
knew that. But when she says that he's one of
the good Republicans, yeah, he likes the Democrats a lot.
You know, he's one of the good ones.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's how they'll do, That's how they talk in Jasmine
Crockett's community about US Republican. Lord good, Lord, careful, really?
I just she not know what's interesting about John Cornyn's
career coming to an end here when he should be
one of the most powerful people in the government as
the senior Republican senator from the state of Texas. His demise,
(14:17):
his career ending isn't just a sign of John Cornyn
going away. It's a sign of the neokhn movement in
general becoming extinct. Now, you may be getting a little
ahead of yourself. He's not gone yet, but he will be.
Don't count your chickens before you break the eggs open
and see what's inside. The question a lot of people
are asking isn't if he's gonna win. It's if he's
going to drop out before this state, before this senator
(14:41):
election primary next year even takes place. Mm Now, is
he still a tad bit behind in the polling dude
twenty points. This is like a Liz Cheney moment. Remember
when Liz Cheney went like, got crushed in a primary. No,
it wasn't even a big deal. Don't think anybody expected
anything different. Well that's a lot like what this. This
(15:04):
reminds me of that. I think. Yeah, a few years back,
Liz Cheney went all in on January sixth, and then
it turns out the general vast majority of the constituents
in her state, the Republican primary voter didn't like that.
They don't like and they don't like John Cornyn either.
Bye Bye Liz Cheney, Bye Bye John Corny. If I
was Dan Crenshaw right now, I would be updating my resume.
(15:27):
I would be calling Pete, I'd be calling my cannecs. Hey,
you guys got a job there?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You got any need for a guy who lost his
eye but still loves war for some reason? And don't
people make fun of him for his disability. I think
he loves it more now that he's getting paid better
for war. I Patrich McCain, they call him. I don't
I don't like that. I don't like when we make
fun of people for their disabilities. They got it, even
if I don't like the guys still the way Jasmine
(15:52):
Crockett did. But of course that didn't happen to him
at war, but that was still in Portoast. Yeah, it
was still bad. You're right, it wasn't poor taste. And
it's interesting too because Corny Abbot Crenshawn, these guys aren't
that different. The thing that always I found remarkable about
Crenshaw and his disability wasn't so much that, you know,
like I get how he has it, it's that he
has it and he's still pro war. There there are
(16:15):
people who endured far less suffering when they were away
at war than that, and they and it taught them
that war wasn't good. But somehow Dan Crenshaw still votes
yes on every military engagement everything, while I bet he
probably bought a bunch of military stocks, and you know,
for his investments and his portfolio of diversification. And you
got to watch some people once they invest in military stocks,
(16:37):
they're gonna be screaming, yeah, kill it, kill them, kick
the let's go to war with everybody. Why is everybody
looking at me all of a sudden, didn't didn't you
do something similar, I'm not an elected official. It doesn't
matter what Stock's eye on. Let's take a look at
Kenny's portfolio. No, let's open that bad boy up.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So we got no Republicans just want sexy white girls
with perfectly rounds in their ads.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Democrats are the party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson
Oh why I was part of this. I'm on to you.
You played these songs for a reason. I cued this
up earlier when oh, yeah, this woman has a beautiful voice,
you know, really get it? What's her name? I haven't
even gotten to the point yet. Anybody, anybody want to
make make a emotion. We were listening to the Harris
(00:23):
County Commissioner's card earlier and the band here, they will,
they'll second her motion. The lead singer in this band
has a beautiful voice. This this chick must be hot. Yeah.
Who is this? I don't know. They're called the Miracles
and is a Smokey Robinson. That's a weird name for
a woman. It's it's smoky. You do smokey? What sings
(00:45):
like a girl? That's a guy? Uh yeah, well a
lot of people do. Was he trans No? Is he
still alive? I think so? Uh? But matter of fact,
he's the guy that recorded that special wish uh to
wish somebody a very happy hanukkah. You know you can
pay celebrities to do that. It's what's the website called cameo?
(01:09):
If I'm not mistaken, people have asked us if we
want to do cameos and he's, you know, not really,
you know what what would that entail? Why do I
have to do cameos or like what if the Walton
and Johnson we can pay you to say happy birthday
to people? And I was like, we do that for free? Yeah,
why would we? I mean, if you're famous enough, you know,
not just anybody. Don't be emailing up here about your birthday.
(01:32):
You know whose birthday it is today? Who is that?
I have no idea what for me to wish you
happy chinooka? I have no idea. That's Smokey Robinson. Wow,
she is an ugly woman. So apparently they didn't talk
to him. They must have just sent him an email
and spelled honakkah the old fashioned h way. He didn't
(01:54):
know what chanooka was. If they had talked to him
on the phone, they would have said, why don't you
just record my friend a wish for a happy honokah.
But he didn't hear her pronounce the words, so he
just did the best he could with it. Yeah, isn't
that kind of weird that a black guy in the
music industry from the sixties had never heard the word
hanakah before. Mom never dated Smokey Robinson. Did she wait
(02:16):
a second? Now that you mentioned it, that explains a lot.
I'm gonna just climb out on limb here and guess
all these old Motown guys knew a Jew. I'm just
gonna write you know what I mean, like you must
know one Jew? You don't know a Jew. Maybe they
just they didn't celebrate things with him. I don't know.
It's love a Jew day here on the Walton Johnson
Every day is, isn't it always is? It always is
(02:40):
unless you have family in the Gaza Strip. And if
I was you, I tell him, uh, you might want
to get out of there. I actually do not care
at all that Israel is going to take over Gaza City.
I just hope we don't have to pay for this,
which we will, and that's what sucks. Yeah, but it's
is it any of our business? It never should have been. Technically, no,
I guess Israel is the only place in the Mid
(03:02):
East where Western style regime change in nation building has
worked over the last century. It's the only place. Well,
it keeps happening. I'm not sure it works all the time,
but it keeps happening, right, I mean, but where else Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria,
and these airs pretty much everywhere else, Morocco, Libya, pretty
much every other country. We fed that up. Yeah we
did Kuwait. You know, they hate you in Kuwait. How
(03:24):
much money did we spend liberating Kuwait? But we saved
all those babies in the maternity ward at the hospital,
remember that. Yeah, they were gonna boil the babies alive
or something. So yeah, they were running through killing them
and playing shuffle board with their dead bodies and stuff. Man,
we heard some of the most horrible things. That's why
we had to go in. Well, we had to go.
(03:44):
We had to. And then, of course you found out
later kind of like Russia collusion and all the other
things that they whip up for us not true. They
just told you something to get you to do something
you didn't want to do. And I find the thought
of like Arabs murdering each other to be horrible. But
then on the other hand, if Arabs are murdering each
other on the opposite end of the world, you know
what I mean, do they get real worked up when
(04:05):
people over here are killing each other? No? Does the
Gaza Strip radio station of every Monday go over how
many people were shot and killed in Chicago. No, we
do that, yeah, but we also keep up with what
they're doing, right, Yeah, they don't keep up with us. No,
(04:26):
they don't care. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, Trump
today is having a peace negotiation with Azerba Jenistan or
something like that, some piece of craft country, Azerba n
or Smokey Robinson something. Something's going on today there is like, well,
hang on as it. Two Soviet nations you never heard
of before are gonna negotiate a peace deal. And it's
(04:47):
really important there that Trump sits down with the leader
of Turkmena, Genistan and Azerb Banana Jananistan, and they're gonna
discuss whether or not they should all get a billion
dollars from US. I think Trump just calls them the stands.
Oh my god, it's the perfect name. Yeah, that would
be funny if he started doing that, all the stands.
(05:08):
They're all gonna get together. I'm gonna go ahead and
just say I don't want to pay for it. I
don't care if they fight or not. I don't care,
do not care at all. I just don't want to
have to fund every single thing on earth back home
a look closer here in the Harris County area of Texas.
You guys obviously mentioned Lean Hudhalgo multiple times already this morning.
(05:28):
Did you mention though, that they eventually did vote and
they voted no to censure her. Wow? Yeah, now, I
know most people ooh, since you're hear that? Does it
mean anything? Really? It's on record now though. They voted,
and those are her people, those are Democrats. They voted
three to one right to since your missus Hidalgo because
(05:52):
she doesn't know what she's doing. My buddy in Texas
State Senator May's Middleton. You know, this guy May has
texted meesterday and remind him of Maze was a girl. No,
Maze is definitely a bro dude. He's got like a
bunch of kids and he's got a wife. And anyway,
he texted me yesterday and he said a great reminder, folks.
I authored a bill that passed a Local Government Code,
(06:13):
Section eighty seven. He changed the law to make it
easier to remove incompetent county judges from office. It's called
HB twenty seven to fifteen. It's a bunch ilegal mumbo jumbo.
I understand it's a little complicated there, but basically because
of Maze Middleton's policy, it'd be real easy for us
to just tell Alena Hdelgo to take an early retirement,
we can remove her from office. Man s May, that's
(06:36):
the one I was thinking of, that May. That's definitely
a chick. This is mid Mays Middleton. It's not even
not even the same last name, much less not spelled
the same. Maze. You're saying, Oh, m a y s
m a y Yes, Okay, that means corn in Spanish.
If you didn't know, no, that'd be mai z. Yeah,
(06:57):
that's different. Well, you spell it your way. I'll spill
it mine. It's his first name. Billy had potato corn
corn potato. Who knows. Nancy Mace, by the way, she's
kind of losing her marbles too. It's like seems like
every month, for just a few days, Nancy Mace and
Lena Hidalgo and Marjorie Taylor Green just really lose their
minds and then and then they all go back to normal.
(07:20):
You know, I don't know what it is it's causing
Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Green and we'll never know.
And Lena Hidalgo for just several days a month to
become totally irrational and ridiculous, and then there's no way
to know. I don't know, there's no way to know.
I do know this, boy, howdy. I hope someday we
get a woman president. That'd be great, you know, Oh,
that'll be the ultimate goal. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
(07:41):
I can't think of the thing? You know. Look, all
we're saying is that we want representation. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails, being loud and twerking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
get extra catchup. You know, just because we're the party
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads, okay.
(08:11):
And I know most of us are too fat to
where jeans, are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network Press is paying better than
a black lady in a blues band. Well, i'll give
you that. You don't have enough of you, bab right,
She knows. This woman knows. She'll tell you. You can't
even imagine what she has lived through every day every day.
If you think about it, black women in blues bands,
isn't that kind of a portraying a negative stereotype about
(08:39):
black men? If you think about it, these songs are
usually denigrating. It is what it is, baby, You know
you're right. Actually that checks out. It definitely is what
it is, and it also do what it do. Especially
on the weekend which we're approaching. People need to be
warned that it's the weekend coming up and things are
going to do what they do and there's nothing much
(09:00):
you can really do about it. Hang on, mister, Oh,
this guy says to do what to do? Is he
right about that? I don't know if he's right. I
guess if you say so, that's what I've heard. Now
you get to you try to control your weekend, but
eventually the weekend gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Do what to do?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Baby? Oh okay. Well, for those that don't get what
he's referencing, it's a video that's somewhere on our page
from boy. We have so many good videos on the
Walton Johnson Instagram account. Sometimes I forget about them, and
while he's looking for that, it's time to give credit
where critic is due. Uh huh, what is the credit?
RJ wrote to us. There's an RJ. RJ wrote yesterday, okay,
(09:40):
and he said, I'm on the way to Ontario, Canadia,
ugh to play bagpipes for the eighteen fourteen Siege of
Fort Erie. I know I'm a little late, but you
know I'm gonna get there. Okay. As I'm driving through
Tennessee this morning listening to your show, you mentioned people
squad in the houses of those Texas Democrats who fled
(10:04):
to Chicago, among other places. I'm the guy that wrote
that email and made that suggestion in the first place.
M h And he said I was using a different
thing and so it didn't have his name on it,
and now we know it was RJ. So, uh, just
credit or credit is due?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
R J.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know why you're going to Canadia. And I
don't know why we give credit to anyone that goes
to Conny. Why he's going. Oh, it still sounds like
a mistake to me. I wouldn't go there. Eighteen fourteen
Siege of Fort Erie all because of the War of
eighteen twelve which you know, extended on into a few years.
Sounds made up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just a
lie that they taught in school so they could manipulate
(10:47):
us in some way. Some time ago, a woman was
on TV and Compton, where's comp that's California. Yeah, that's
a bad place to and they asked her, you know, hey, ma'am,
your son just got shot and killed the news anchor.
And her response was, well, at the weekend, and go
do what it do. It's the weekend, and I don't know,
(11:07):
I can't speak for everybody else but off of Santana
Black Cryp, so it's gonna do what it did.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
She held up a gang sign when she did that.
Black Cribs, Chris is huge gang. I mean, you got
so many different divisions under the cryps banner. You know
you got to specify Santana black crips. I don't know.
I'm more of a Melrose Place crips guy myself. I
saw you more. I'm a nine to two and it's
(11:34):
all good. It's all good. I'm a gooda beach bloods
in this in this mob.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Son.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You know what I'm saying. You know what I be saying.
By the way, if you think that's cultural appropriation, I
was doing impersonation of Eminem, so it's fine, that's okay. Yeah, absolutely,
it's totally okay. It was an Eminem impersonation. Did you
know did you know I forgot about this? That I
did not know that you forgot about it? That South
Park actually has the same lawyer as Hunter Biden, And
(12:00):
some people think that might be why on the show,
Kevin Morris, Hunter Biden's sugar brother lawyer is actually actually
works for the South Park creators as well. What an
odd coincidence. So some people think that's why the South
Park creators are all making fun of Trump this season.
I don't think that is it. I think it has
to do with the fact that they were told they couldn't. Probably,
(12:21):
I mean, there's plenty to make fun of. Let's face it,
I mean, Trump's easy to make fun of, right. You
don't have to hate him and disagree with him or
what him did or in jail to make fun of him.
You can make fun of him and still agree with him.
Believe it or not, it's some merrik. In the new episode,
they make fun of Christy Nome for shooting a dog.
Oh now they've pushed it too far. It's so funny.
(12:44):
Did shoot a dog? So? Did shoot a dog? Is
that herself? Well, you know, don't shoot dogs. I guess
the perfect endorsement for John Cornyn. If this wasn't the
nail and his confident of his career, I don't know
what was. Senior Senator John Cornyn, senior Republican Senator of
Texas during Trump's second term, should be one of the
(13:07):
most powerful men in politics right now. But that's exactly
what he's not. People don't respect him, they don't like him.
He doesn't have any influence. They don't care about this guy.
And yesterday he got endorsed by none other than Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Now listen, I'm about to tell all ofs NBC a secret.
I actually don't hate Senator Cordator at all. And right
now what we have is a senator who actually is
a real Republican, who's doing everything that he can to
make it seem like he's a maga Republican, so they
can we.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Translate that he's a real Republican. She definitely is not helping.
What do you let John Cornan get elected or reelected?
She says, he's just pretending to be maga and we
knew that. But when she says that he's one of
the good Republicans, yeah, he likes the Democrats a lot.
You know, he's one of the good ones.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's how they'll do, That's how they talk in Jasmine
Crockett's community about US Republican. Lord good, Lord, careful, really?
I just she not know what's interesting about John Cornyn's
career coming to an end here when he should be
one of the most powerful people in the government as
the senior Republican senator from the state of Texas. His demise,
(14:17):
his career ending isn't just a sign of John Cornyn
going away. It's a sign of the neokhn movement in
general becoming extinct. Now, you may be getting a little
ahead of yourself. He's not gone yet, but he will be.
Don't count your chickens before you break the eggs open
and see what's inside. The question a lot of people
are asking isn't if he's gonna win. It's if he's
going to drop out before this state, before this senator
(14:41):
election primary next year even takes place. Mm Now, is
he still a tad bit behind in the polling dude
twenty points. This is like a Liz Cheney moment. Remember
when Liz Cheney went like, got crushed in a primary. No,
it wasn't even a big deal. Don't think anybody expected
anything different. Well that's a lot like what this. This
(15:04):
reminds me of that. I think. Yeah, a few years back,
Liz Cheney went all in on January sixth, and then
it turns out the general vast majority of the constituents
in her state, the Republican primary voter didn't like that.
They don't like and they don't like John Cornyn either.
Bye Bye Liz Cheney, Bye Bye John Corny. If I
was Dan Crenshaw right now, I would be updating my resume.
(15:27):
I would be calling Pete, I'd be calling my cannecs. Hey,
you guys got a job there?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You got any need for a guy who lost his
eye but still loves war for some reason? And don't
people make fun of him for his disability. I think
he loves it more now that he's getting paid better
for war. I Patrich McCain, they call him. I don't
I don't like that. I don't like when we make
fun of people for their disabilities. They got it, even
if I don't like the guys still the way Jasmine
(15:52):
Crockett did. But of course that didn't happen to him
at war, but that was still in Portoast. Yeah, it
was still bad. You're right, it wasn't poor taste. And
it's interesting too because Corny Abbot Crenshawn, these guys aren't
that different. The thing that always I found remarkable about
Crenshaw and his disability wasn't so much that, you know,
like I get how he has it, it's that he
has it and he's still pro war. There there are
(16:15):
people who endured far less suffering when they were away
at war than that, and they and it taught them
that war wasn't good. But somehow Dan Crenshaw still votes
yes on every military engagement everything, while I bet he
probably bought a bunch of military stocks, and you know,
for his investments and his portfolio of diversification. And you
got to watch some people once they invest in military stocks,
(16:37):
they're gonna be screaming, yeah, kill it, kill them, kick
the let's go to war with everybody. Why is everybody
looking at me all of a sudden, didn't didn't you
do something similar, I'm not an elected official. It doesn't
matter what Stock's eye on. Let's take a look at
Kenny's portfolio. No, let's open that bad boy up.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So we got no Republicans just want sexy white girls
with perfectly rounds in their ads.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Democrats are the party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
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