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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On. We are on. My mic is almost going on here,
supposed to be honest. That's just got a text from
Billy is well if he's on the first floor, he's texty.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're in a three story building. We're in the upper
loft area. You take two sets of stairs to get
up here, so we texts instead.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Let me know when you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All are on.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't want to have to go up and down
the stairs more than I have to. It's hard to
breathe here because we're not used to the lack of oxygen.
Every year you have to, you know, acclimate again. And
every year we're a little bit older, usually by about
a year, and it's harder and harder to come up
and down those steps. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I will say this, I think, uh, get dress after
having taken the peptides for a couple of months, now,
oh you peptid. And right now I too, feel like
it was a little easier to get up those stairs.
It's always hard because the air is south in here
and it's a tall building. But I will say this,
there are problems.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I worked for coffee before I come all the way
up there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I want over to coffee, and Billy the coffee is
downstairs in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's a pot in the kitchen. Good God, let somebody know,
billyod it's there.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We're playing dramatic music right now, so we can make
a point about claim sharks. Everybody claim sharks are coming
for military veterans. Imagine this, if you will, Stephen, Grizzled
veterans fresh from dodging IEDs out in the desert or
wherever they were, I don't know, return to their homes
(01:28):
and places like Alexandria, Louisiana, or Fresno, California, or you know, somewhere,
only to get robo dialed into oblivion by slick talking
so called consultants promising military veteran gold at the end
of the ramo. Sounds like a bad infomercial. Unfortunately, this
is the wild wooly world of America's disability claims racket,
(01:50):
where entrepreneurs dared to charge for help. Then Uncle Sam
and Sis must be as free as a socialist lunch line.
And now, in a bipartisan burst to pearl clutching forty
three congressional busy bodies handful of Republicans and Democrats are
demanding the Fed swoop in like a caped Crusader to
crack down on these so called claim sharks sharks because
(02:13):
nothing screams liberty more than red tape strangling the free market. Wait,
I guess it's not quite what's happening. They're screwing with
vets right now. I was curious about this. Why are
they taking money from military veterans?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was wondering if you're going to tell the story
in layman's terms so the rest of us can hang
with you, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, there's a report today that claims that forty three
members of Congress are calling for action against unaccredited companies
that charge military veterans for helping to file for disability
benefits with the Department of Veterans Affairs. They actually charge
money to get access to services that military veterans are
already supposed to be getting for free. It's being called
(02:51):
the claim shark scam. And I happen to agree with
a handful of Democrats on this one. Why are you
guys praying on military vets, especially the disabled? Leave them
the hell alone.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
If you do anything, donate to wheelchairs for warriors at
this special time of year, so that they're better than
doing things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You know, you can go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org right now and donate, and then you'll feel good
during the holidays and you'll sleep better at night too.
Think about all the horrible things you did this year,
things you don't want your wife or your boss, or
your friends or your coworkers to know about. But you
know who does know. God knows, God saw you when
you did those horrible things.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now you'll hit in shame.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Maybe if you go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org,
he'll forgive you later on when you get to the
Pearly Gates.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Bubba y'all talking about Wheelchairs for Warriors. Yeah, we were, Yeah, yeah,
I hope none of that money gets sent off to
terrorist or somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In all, I think it's pretty unlikely. It's it's a
charity that's operated by a bunch of Republican women who
live in what is it, a clear clear lake, Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We should be finding Yeah, they'll be all right. I
was just reading about those crafty Somalia Have you have
you checked out some of the things that they did
with their money. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
When he says crafty smalions, he's talking about the Minnesota fraudsters,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What do they do well. The files show a spending
spree which the defendants, many of Somali descent. It says
here took taxpayer money that was meant to feed hungry
children and instead used it to buy luxury cars, property, jewelry,
take fancy vacations, just have themselves a big old time.
(04:31):
They got documented. This is not like candasoans evidence where
she says there's gonna be a big reveal and then
there's not. It's their dreams. No, these are documented. We
have pictures, We've got texts, We've got all this, you know,
bank transactions, we got all this like evidence, evidence and stuff. Man. Yeah,
a confirmation email for a stay at one of them.
(04:53):
We talked about. These are, I think last week, the
over water villas where they build them big old tiki
hut looking things out in the ocean. You gotta you
gotta walk down the bamboo sidewalk or whatever it is
to get to your little bamboo hut out there. That
sounds fancy, and they're they're fancy because they're expensive. So
they they went on, they went and stayed there with
a private pool at the resort in Maldives. It's I've
(05:16):
heard it's just quite nice. Is that? Okay? Lakefront property
in Minnesota, there's a lot of lakes in a lot
of lakefront property. I'm sure there's was nice. We have
receipts showing wire transfers of a lot of money going
to China and somewhere in East Africa. Can you pin
that down for me at all? Is it in Moga
d shoe yep? Yep? Does seem to be uh, first
(05:40):
class tickets to Eastern Bulu and Amsterdam, probably going on
that red light district, even though they say y ought not.
Somebody bought him a twenty twenty one Porsia macn not
a Cayenne McCann. Uh. And also just pictures of boxes
stacks of cash and text between defendants about how much
they have and what they're gonna do with it. They're
(06:01):
all just so proud of stealing from hungry children, and
so they kind of got real braggy. They'd be real
braggy about what they how much they had and what
they were gonna do. Uh. Some of the money transferred
that that headed over to Mogadishu, and I think you
remember maybe what happened over there. There was a little
(06:23):
thing called black hawk Down.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh yeah, I remember that was a movie and a
video game. Why was that a real thing too? It
actually was a real thing. Really, they made a real
thing out of that movie.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, in one of the texts, one of the defendants
here that are getting these you know, long prison sentences. Now,
they instructed somebody please send money to Mogadishu Bakata huh
on what that means is just Mogadishu uh that reference
to the al Shabab. That's a terrorist organization. By the way,
the Alshabob stronghold that was the site of the nineteen
(06:58):
ninety three Black hawk Down an incident. It was just
some people did some things where eighteen American servicemen were keeled. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, you know, I don't like that they got killed.
I don't like that we imported these people over here.
I don't like that we got involved over there in
the first place. We should have just let them deal
with it. I got a growing theory about this, Billy
d Is it possible? And look, I could be wrong,
but is it possible that cultures with really good food
usually tend to be nicer people that don't do stuff
like this.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey, and that's not racist, that's that's the food is right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm just explaining, you know, is it possible that culture
is downstream from food?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's all right, it's good morning, mister Ken. Good morning again.
I came through earlier. Did you guys forget you slapped
some sin? No?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We remember, mister. Kind of tell me if this sounds
good to you. They eat something in Somalia called canjio.
It's like a saggy pancake that lost a fight with
a lawnmower. And it tastes like someone fermented sourdough in
a goat's arm. And you're supposed to mop up everything
on your plate. And you know what they do with that.
That's to get the taste of the other food out
(08:05):
of your mouth. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah,
stop it. And then they eat something. They eat a
lot of goat meat, but they don't prepare it the
way we would.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I hope they eat it with their hands.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They call it deliciously tender. I would call it proof
that al Shabab lost the war on flavor. You can
see why they're a little ranery. And then they have
something called terrorism and stuff. They got something called zawash spice.
Blend it smells like someone set a curry powder factory
on fire inside a foot locker.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I think I had that with my Uber yesterday to
the airport. I think he was anointed in that, you know,
now that you mentioned it. I think my uber driver
smelled really bad yesterday too. Hey, Billy D you didn't
ride to the airport with either of us. What did
your Uber driver smell like? They smell a lot like me.
Huh yeah? So not? Great work is done. Don't get
(08:52):
ahead of yourself. Why not? Why not? Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It is Friday?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Right, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I don't know what
this says. It's something from the eighties. Sleep or you
won't wake us up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I know it's early, and we're not We're starting there,
we go. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Greetings kids, Hi everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Don't you tell them the grinder news?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Guinny or do you want me to the grinder news?
I'm sorry, what's the grinder news? I assumed you you're
still on grinder right? Why would you? Why would you
think I was on grind I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
On the stock. You know what I'm talking about. You're
still on the grinder stock.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I do own the grinder stock. And I'll be honest
with you, I kind of regret it. I uh, I
bought it, And this is one of those lessons. Never
invest in things you don't know anything about. If that
app suddenly becomes unpopular, I wouldn't have any way of knowing.
I'm not part of that world. But so you don't
check in on it. But I assumed in my head.
I was like, what's one thing that's not gonna go away? Kay,
(09:49):
guys are definitely gonna not stop having anonymous gay SEXA.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do we call it hooking up? Still? Okay? I know
it's an old, you know, old person term, but.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, it shot all the way up to twenty four
dollars from four way up from four bucks. Yes, Billy
yet And then what happened, Well, that's pretty that's a
pretty good gain. I bought it at like four or
five dollars somewhere in there, and it shot up to
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Now it's down to thirteen. It's not bad. But you
could have sold it at eight and been happy. You
could have sold it at twelve. You could have sold
it at twenty. I know I'm not happy, but but
I wanted the twenty four. You greedy that's all. You're
greedy that never never hesitate to sell a stock even
while it's going up. If you if you were to
the good Man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, I did want to talk about dating apps because
we just learned something amazing about AI and dating apps.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But what did you want to tell us about Grinder? Well,
as you know, Time magazines announced their person of the Year.
It's that end of the year everybody announces they're whatever
this or that. Grinder and I assumed you knew has
named their mother of the Year, their daddy of the year,
and of course the coveted Bulge award.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Hang on a second, though, they have the mom and
daddy year. I thought that it was a gay app.
I thought you guys mocked us and called us breeders.
Why would you have a mother and father of the
year just.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
On Grinder, Lady Gaga is our mother of the year.
I don't think she has any kids, don't you. Isn't
it fun?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So how could she be the mother of the year.
She's a single, she's not even married.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
She's the mother of us, the people on Grinder. No,
she's literally not your mom. I know, Pedro Pascal Daddy
of the year. You still like that Mandalorian a lot.
I don't watch it anymore, do Are they still doing it?
The best award is the Bulge of the Year prize,
and that goes to the one and only Bad Bunny.
(11:38):
Maybe you've heard of him. I hadn't, I had.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I didn't know that his bulge was that they'd measured
it or how do they even wear?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Look? Oh, well, you're gonna wait till the Super Bowl
to see it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Are there other gay guys that are mad that they
weren't considered for Bulge of the Year.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh, I'm sure, Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
A friend of mine who I lift weights with back
in Texas just sent me the funniest thing. He's single,
he was divorced. He was married, then he got divorced,
and so he got on this dating app.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's always the way that works, to get married. Then
you know you can't get divorced first, woll it'd be.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Cool if you could just skip the marriage and go
right to the divorce, give half your money to someone
that hates you, and just get it over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He be like skipping your kids and just having grandkids.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, that'd be the way to go. Well, he he's
on this dating app. It's the Facebook dating app. And
he messages me. We're in a group text with a
bunch of people we lift weights with. He says, look
at this, there's a Facebook dating app now has an
AI bot that'll help you find the perfect man.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, so it's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like, oh good AI, Like as if AI is going
to help, Like, how would it even know what you like?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, I'm assuming you put in some preferences or something,
some parameters.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's a chatbot. It works a lot like chat GPT
or grock. He's sending us screenshots here, so you just so, hey, hey, hey,
uh hook me up with a cheek. So the dating
assistant kept recommending the same kind of person to him.
What kind of person a black single mom? And he
said he didn't have a problem with that. He liked
single moms. He even likes your buddy black. No he's not,
(13:09):
he's not. Why only recommend black women? Well, he asked
about that. He said he didn't have an issue dating
black women. He'd even, you know, be happy to date
a couple of them. But he wanted more variety, So
he asked the bot, let me see what if I
can read what he said? Can you recommend somebody besides
just black girls. And that was how he put it,
just black It wasn't like you said, no black girls
(13:31):
hate crime. And the app replied, and it said, I
cannot provide guidance on illegal or harmful activities, including discriminatory practices.
Is there something else that can help you with And
he said, it's discrimination to have a racial dating preference.
And here's what it said. Having a racial preference can
be a complex issue. While it's understandable to have personal preferences,
(13:53):
it's essential to recognize that racial preferences could sometimes perpetuate
harmful stereotypes and discrimination. In the context of dating. It's
crucial to approach preferences with respect, empathy, empathy in an
open mind, focus on shared values, interested personality traits that
make a connection meaningful.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. In other words, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Remember everyone deserves respect to dignity. So I asked him
in the group here, I was like, tell it you're
not interested in white, white women or white men. It'd
be fine with that, And it replied, I'll keep that
in mind for future suggestions.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
There you go, it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's everywhere, so you can tell it you don't want
white women, but you can't tell it you don't want
black women.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And by the way, we love all women here. I'm
sure we all agree. Well not you, mister Kenneth, but
well you know some women are nice, you know. I
like the group we're with now, Yeah, I mean, we
have some great people here.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I always feel cool when i'm out. I mean, you know,
I have black friends. I don't mean to brag, but
I always feel cool when we're here at the mountain
because there's usually like two black guys and one of
them's with us.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's right, Yeah, I'm bringing the creed, right, And.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I noticed, and you'll bring me. And I notice every
year you always find that one other black guy at
the ski resort.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, we can't help it. You know. When you look
at it's like two dudes driving the jeep down the
beach and they got to pull over and go, hey, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A and you nod to the guy You're like yep,
and he's like I know. And then you guys like
will go talk like.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All their eyes and point at honkys like why are
they having a meeting?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like what are they planning? I don't when I see
other white people, I don't like Hey, Whitey, come here,
I need to conspire with you.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He might just be telling me which one of the bartenders.
It gives you a little extra pole, you know. It
could be something simple.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wait, like who has the most white guilt? Yeah, that's
a great idea. No, now I get it. No, I
take it all back.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I had to, you know, like Barton to pull me
a glass of bourbon. Sure, give me a give me
a shot of bourbon neat I don't. I don't want
no fluff up in there, you know. And and Nest
I'll pour it and I look at it kind of
lean in on it like that, like riot, I got
your brother, What was that? What was the thing not Blenton's?
What did we have last night? Nestor? What was that? Bourbon?
(16:05):
That was pretty good? I have no idea. It was delicious.
I really get to look at a bottle. We had
a thanks.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
We had about four hours to sleep and uh Prailean said,
do you want bourbon?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Duh? Yeah, I'll have a glass of bourbon.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Sure it did help go to sleep after the long
agitating day we had.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I have a question for you, and there's nothing to
do with your drinking and drug habits.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Or my gay dating app stock investment.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, sure, Yeah, you're familiar with Sabrina Carpenter. Who she is?
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, she's the one that decimated a Catholic church, which
unintentionally caused the domino effect that led to Mayor Eric
Adams getting indicted and let in the new era of
Zorhan Mom Donnie in New York City. And I'm told
she's also a pop star.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, well you could have just gone with yeah, I
know she is. Yeah. I just want to make sure
that I'm not talking about somebody that's a total stranger
to you.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
But I just wanted to educate our Catholic listeners and
why they should listen to this gay guy.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Describe a pop star for a minute. It does affect us.
Sabrina Carpenter. I don't know who was asking her these
the questions or why, but she responded to somebody's question
one of the keys to writing a hit song, and
she's you know, I guess people are trying to write
songs like her. I don't find her to be attractive
at all, but she wears those cute little outfits and
(17:23):
is very bouncy, so sure like that.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
She's not really my thing. Either she's a little too girly,
but I mean she's pretty for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
She says one of the keys to writing a hit
song is to quote this. Sabrina says, call men stupid
in as many ways as you can in quote.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well for her audience, which is probably a bunch of
like disenfranchised single women and gay dudes. Yeah, I guess
that probably works play to your audience. I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
When I read that, I thought we didn't. I read
something else about Sabena Carpenter recently, and sure enough, just
a day or two ago, Serena Carpenter was in the news.
Guess why she likes sex or doing something stupid? Okay,
she was filming a video, you know, one of her
music videos for her Big, Big Good album, and she
fell into a cactus. Yeah that is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, but I guess if I was a female pop
star that was trying to pand her to a group
of women who are jaded and angry about their disappointing
love lives. It's kind of like when mister O finds
the one black guy and they talk about which bartender
has the most white guilt, and we'll give them the best.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Poor, exactly the same thing.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, don't hate the player, hate the game, you know, yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Will never end. What are you talking about? You know,
this week, this week. You don't know what day it is?
Do you tell me? It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
On. We are on. My mic is almost going on here,
supposed to be honest. That's just got a text from
Billy is well if he's on the first floor, he's texty.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're in a three story building. We're in the upper
loft area. You take two sets of stairs to get
up here, so we texts instead.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Let me know when you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All are on.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't want to have to go up and down
the stairs more than I have to. It's hard to
breathe here because we're not used to the lack of oxygen.
Every year you have to, you know, acclimate again. And
every year we're a little bit older, usually by about
a year, and it's harder and harder to come up
and down those steps. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I will say this, I think, uh, get dress after
having taken the peptides for a couple of months, now,
oh you peptid. And right now I too, feel like
it was a little easier to get up those stairs.
It's always hard because the air is south in here
and it's a tall building. But I will say this,
there are problems.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I worked for coffee before I come all the way
up there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I want over to coffee, and Billy the coffee is
downstairs in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's a pot in the kitchen. Good God, let somebody know,
billyod it's there.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We're playing dramatic music right now, so we can make
a point about claim sharks. Everybody claim sharks are coming
for military veterans. Imagine this, if you will, Stephen, Grizzled
veterans fresh from dodging IEDs out in the desert or
wherever they were, I don't know, return to their homes
(01:28):
and places like Alexandria, Louisiana, or Fresno, California, or you know, somewhere,
only to get robo dialed into oblivion by slick talking
so called consultants promising military veteran gold at the end
of the ramo. Sounds like a bad infomercial. Unfortunately, this
is the wild wooly world of America's disability claims racket,
(01:50):
where entrepreneurs dared to charge for help. Then Uncle Sam
and Sis must be as free as a socialist lunch line.
And now, in a bipartisan burst to pearl clutching forty
three congressional busy bodies handful of Republicans and Democrats are
demanding the Fed swoop in like a caped Crusader to
crack down on these so called claim sharks sharks because
(02:13):
nothing screams liberty more than red tape strangling the free market. Wait,
I guess it's not quite what's happening. They're screwing with
vets right now. I was curious about this. Why are
they taking money from military veterans?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was wondering if you're going to tell the story
in layman's terms so the rest of us can hang
with you, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, there's a report today that claims that forty three
members of Congress are calling for action against unaccredited companies
that charge military veterans for helping to file for disability
benefits with the Department of Veterans Affairs. They actually charge
money to get access to services that military veterans are
already supposed to be getting for free. It's being called
(02:51):
the claim shark scam. And I happen to agree with
a handful of Democrats on this one. Why are you
guys praying on military vets, especially the disabled? Leave them
the hell alone.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
If you do anything, donate to wheelchairs for warriors at
this special time of year, so that they're better than
doing things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You know, you can go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org right now and donate, and then you'll feel good
during the holidays and you'll sleep better at night too.
Think about all the horrible things you did this year,
things you don't want your wife or your boss, or
your friends or your coworkers to know about. But you
know who does know. God knows, God saw you when
you did those horrible things.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now you'll hit in shame.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Maybe if you go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org,
he'll forgive you later on when you get to the
Pearly Gates.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Bubba y'all talking about Wheelchairs for Warriors. Yeah, we were, Yeah, yeah,
I hope none of that money gets sent off to
terrorist or somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In all, I think it's pretty unlikely. It's it's a
charity that's operated by a bunch of Republican women who
live in what is it, a clear clear lake, Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We should be finding Yeah, they'll be all right. I
was just reading about those crafty Somalia Have you have
you checked out some of the things that they did
with their money. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
When he says crafty smalions, he's talking about the Minnesota fraudsters,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What do they do well. The files show a spending
spree which the defendants, many of Somali descent. It says
here took taxpayer money that was meant to feed hungry
children and instead used it to buy luxury cars, property, jewelry,
take fancy vacations, just have themselves a big old time.
(04:31):
They got documented. This is not like candasoans evidence where
she says there's gonna be a big reveal and then
there's not. It's their dreams. No, these are documented. We
have pictures, We've got texts, We've got all this, you know,
bank transactions, we got all this like evidence, evidence and stuff. Man. Yeah,
a confirmation email for a stay at one of them.
(04:53):
We talked about. These are, I think last week, the
over water villas where they build them big old tiki
hut looking things out in the ocean. You gotta you
gotta walk down the bamboo sidewalk or whatever it is
to get to your little bamboo hut out there. That
sounds fancy, and they're they're fancy because they're expensive. So
they they went on, they went and stayed there with
a private pool at the resort in Maldives. It's I've
(05:16):
heard it's just quite nice. Is that? Okay? Lakefront property
in Minnesota, there's a lot of lakes in a lot
of lakefront property. I'm sure there's was nice. We have
receipts showing wire transfers of a lot of money going
to China and somewhere in East Africa. Can you pin
that down for me at all? Is it in Moga
d shoe yep? Yep? Does seem to be uh, first
(05:40):
class tickets to Eastern Bulu and Amsterdam, probably going on
that red light district, even though they say y ought not.
Somebody bought him a twenty twenty one Porsia macn not
a Cayenne McCann. Uh. And also just pictures of boxes
stacks of cash and text between defendants about how much
they have and what they're gonna do with it. They're
(06:01):
all just so proud of stealing from hungry children, and
so they kind of got real braggy. They'd be real
braggy about what they how much they had and what
they were gonna do. Uh. Some of the money transferred
that that headed over to Mogadishu, and I think you
remember maybe what happened over there. There was a little
(06:23):
thing called black hawk Down.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh yeah, I remember that was a movie and a
video game. Why was that a real thing too? It
actually was a real thing. Really, they made a real
thing out of that movie.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, in one of the texts, one of the defendants
here that are getting these you know, long prison sentences. Now,
they instructed somebody please send money to Mogadishu Bakata huh
on what that means is just Mogadishu uh that reference
to the al Shabab. That's a terrorist organization. By the way,
the Alshabob stronghold that was the site of the nineteen
(06:58):
ninety three Black hawk Down an incident. It was just
some people did some things where eighteen American servicemen were keeled. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, you know, I don't like that they got killed.
I don't like that we imported these people over here.
I don't like that we got involved over there in
the first place. We should have just let them deal
with it. I got a growing theory about this, Billy
d Is it possible? And look, I could be wrong,
but is it possible that cultures with really good food
usually tend to be nicer people that don't do stuff
like this.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey, and that's not racist, that's that's the food is right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm just explaining, you know, is it possible that culture
is downstream from food?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's all right, it's good morning, mister Ken. Good morning again.
I came through earlier. Did you guys forget you slapped
some sin? No?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We remember, mister. Kind of tell me if this sounds
good to you. They eat something in Somalia called canjio.
It's like a saggy pancake that lost a fight with
a lawnmower. And it tastes like someone fermented sourdough in
a goat's arm. And you're supposed to mop up everything
on your plate. And you know what they do with that.
That's to get the taste of the other food out
(08:05):
of your mouth. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah,
stop it. And then they eat something. They eat a
lot of goat meat, but they don't prepare it the
way we would.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I hope they eat it with their hands.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They call it deliciously tender. I would call it proof
that al Shabab lost the war on flavor. You can
see why they're a little ranery. And then they have
something called terrorism and stuff. They got something called zawash spice.
Blend it smells like someone set a curry powder factory
on fire inside a foot locker.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I think I had that with my Uber yesterday to
the airport. I think he was anointed in that, you know,
now that you mentioned it. I think my uber driver
smelled really bad yesterday too. Hey, Billy D you didn't
ride to the airport with either of us. What did
your Uber driver smell like? They smell a lot like me.
Huh yeah? So not? Great work is done. Don't get
(08:52):
ahead of yourself. Why not? Why not? Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It is Friday?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Right, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I don't know what
this says. It's something from the eighties. Sleep or you
won't wake us up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I know it's early, and we're not We're starting there,
we go. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Greetings kids, Hi everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Don't you tell them the grinder news?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Guinny or do you want me to the grinder news?
I'm sorry, what's the grinder news? I assumed you you're
still on grinder right? Why would you? Why would you
think I was on grind I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
On the stock. You know what I'm talking about. You're
still on the grinder stock.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I do own the grinder stock. And I'll be honest
with you, I kind of regret it. I uh, I
bought it, And this is one of those lessons. Never
invest in things you don't know anything about. If that
app suddenly becomes unpopular, I wouldn't have any way of knowing.
I'm not part of that world. But so you don't
check in on it. But I assumed in my head.
I was like, what's one thing that's not gonna go away? Kay,
(09:49):
guys are definitely gonna not stop having anonymous gay SEXA.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do we call it hooking up? Still? Okay? I know
it's an old, you know, old person term, but.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, it shot all the way up to twenty four
dollars from four way up from four bucks. Yes, Billy
yet And then what happened, Well, that's pretty that's a
pretty good gain. I bought it at like four or
five dollars somewhere in there, and it shot up to
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Now it's down to thirteen. It's not bad. But you
could have sold it at eight and been happy. You
could have sold it at twelve. You could have sold
it at twenty. I know I'm not happy, but but
I wanted the twenty four. You greedy that's all. You're
greedy that never never hesitate to sell a stock even
while it's going up. If you if you were to
the good Man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, I did want to talk about dating apps because
we just learned something amazing about AI and dating apps.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But what did you want to tell us about Grinder? Well,
as you know, Time magazines announced their person of the Year.
It's that end of the year everybody announces they're whatever
this or that. Grinder and I assumed you knew has
named their mother of the Year, their daddy of the year,
and of course the coveted Bulge award.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Hang on a second, though, they have the mom and
daddy year. I thought that it was a gay app.
I thought you guys mocked us and called us breeders.
Why would you have a mother and father of the
year just.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
On Grinder, Lady Gaga is our mother of the year.
I don't think she has any kids, don't you. Isn't
it fun?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So how could she be the mother of the year.
She's a single, she's not even married.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
She's the mother of us, the people on Grinder. No,
she's literally not your mom. I know, Pedro Pascal Daddy
of the year. You still like that Mandalorian a lot.
I don't watch it anymore, do Are they still doing it?
The best award is the Bulge of the Year prize,
and that goes to the one and only Bad Bunny.
(11:38):
Maybe you've heard of him. I hadn't, I had.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I didn't know that his bulge was that they'd measured
it or how do they even wear?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Look? Oh, well, you're gonna wait till the Super Bowl
to see it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Are there other gay guys that are mad that they
weren't considered for Bulge of the Year.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh, I'm sure, Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
A friend of mine who I lift weights with back
in Texas just sent me the funniest thing. He's single,
he was divorced. He was married, then he got divorced,
and so he got on this dating app.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's always the way that works, to get married. Then
you know you can't get divorced first, woll it'd be.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Cool if you could just skip the marriage and go
right to the divorce, give half your money to someone
that hates you, and just get it over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He be like skipping your kids and just having grandkids.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, that'd be the way to go. Well, he he's
on this dating app. It's the Facebook dating app. And
he messages me. We're in a group text with a
bunch of people we lift weights with. He says, look
at this, there's a Facebook dating app now has an
AI bot that'll help you find the perfect man.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, so it's.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like, oh good AI, Like as if AI is going
to help, Like, how would it even know what you like?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, I'm assuming you put in some preferences or something,
some parameters.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's a chatbot. It works a lot like chat GPT
or grock. He's sending us screenshots here, so you just so, hey, hey, hey,
uh hook me up with a cheek. So the dating
assistant kept recommending the same kind of person to him.
What kind of person a black single mom? And he
said he didn't have a problem with that. He liked
single moms. He even likes your buddy black. No he's not,
(13:09):
he's not. Why only recommend black women? Well, he asked
about that. He said he didn't have an issue dating
black women. He'd even, you know, be happy to date
a couple of them. But he wanted more variety, So
he asked the bot, let me see what if I
can read what he said? Can you recommend somebody besides
just black girls. And that was how he put it,
just black It wasn't like you said, no black girls
(13:31):
hate crime. And the app replied, and it said, I
cannot provide guidance on illegal or harmful activities, including discriminatory practices.
Is there something else that can help you with And
he said, it's discrimination to have a racial dating preference.
And here's what it said. Having a racial preference can
be a complex issue. While it's understandable to have personal preferences,
(13:53):
it's essential to recognize that racial preferences could sometimes perpetuate
harmful stereotypes and discrimination. In the context of dating. It's
crucial to approach preferences with respect, empathy, empathy in an
open mind, focus on shared values, interested personality traits that
make a connection meaningful.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. In other words, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Remember everyone deserves respect to dignity. So I asked him
in the group here, I was like, tell it you're
not interested in white, white women or white men. It'd
be fine with that, And it replied, I'll keep that
in mind for future suggestions.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
There you go, it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's everywhere, so you can tell it you don't want
white women, but you can't tell it you don't want
black women.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And by the way, we love all women here. I'm
sure we all agree. Well not you, mister Kenneth, but
well you know some women are nice, you know. I
like the group we're with now, Yeah, I mean, we
have some great people here.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I always feel cool when i'm out. I mean, you know,
I have black friends. I don't mean to brag, but
I always feel cool when we're here at the mountain
because there's usually like two black guys and one of
them's with us.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's right, Yeah, I'm bringing the creed, right, And.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I noticed, and you'll bring me. And I notice every
year you always find that one other black guy at
the ski resort.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, we can't help it. You know. When you look
at it's like two dudes driving the jeep down the
beach and they got to pull over and go, hey, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A and you nod to the guy You're like yep,
and he's like I know. And then you guys like
will go talk like.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All their eyes and point at honkys like why are
they having a meeting?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like what are they planning? I don't when I see
other white people, I don't like Hey, Whitey, come here,
I need to conspire with you.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He might just be telling me which one of the bartenders.
It gives you a little extra pole, you know. It
could be something simple.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wait, like who has the most white guilt? Yeah, that's
a great idea. No, now I get it. No, I
take it all back.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I had to, you know, like Barton to pull me
a glass of bourbon. Sure, give me a give me
a shot of bourbon neat I don't. I don't want
no fluff up in there, you know. And and Nest
I'll pour it and I look at it kind of
lean in on it like that, like riot, I got
your brother, What was that? What was the thing not Blenton's?
What did we have last night? Nestor? What was that? Bourbon?
(16:05):
That was pretty good? I have no idea. It was delicious.
I really get to look at a bottle. We had
a thanks.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
We had about four hours to sleep and uh Prailean said,
do you want bourbon?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Duh? Yeah, I'll have a glass of bourbon.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Sure it did help go to sleep after the long
agitating day we had.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I have a question for you, and there's nothing to
do with your drinking and drug habits.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Or my gay dating app stock investment.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, sure, Yeah, you're familiar with Sabrina Carpenter. Who she is?
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, she's the one that decimated a Catholic church, which
unintentionally caused the domino effect that led to Mayor Eric
Adams getting indicted and let in the new era of
Zorhan Mom Donnie in New York City. And I'm told
she's also a pop star.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, well you could have just gone with yeah, I
know she is. Yeah. I just want to make sure
that I'm not talking about somebody that's a total stranger
to you.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
But I just wanted to educate our Catholic listeners and
why they should listen to this gay guy.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Describe a pop star for a minute. It does affect us.
Sabrina Carpenter. I don't know who was asking her these
the questions or why, but she responded to somebody's question
one of the keys to writing a hit song, and
she's you know, I guess people are trying to write
songs like her. I don't find her to be attractive
at all, but she wears those cute little outfits and
(17:23):
is very bouncy, so sure like that.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
She's not really my thing. Either she's a little too girly,
but I mean she's pretty for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
She says one of the keys to writing a hit
song is to quote this. Sabrina says, call men stupid
in as many ways as you can in quote.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well for her audience, which is probably a bunch of
like disenfranchised single women and gay dudes. Yeah, I guess
that probably works play to your audience. I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
When I read that, I thought we didn't. I read
something else about Sabena Carpenter recently, and sure enough, just
a day or two ago, Serena Carpenter was in the news.
Guess why she likes sex or doing something stupid? Okay,
she was filming a video, you know, one of her
music videos for her Big, Big Good album, and she
fell into a cactus. Yeah that is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, but I guess if I was a female pop
star that was trying to pand her to a group
of women who are jaded and angry about their disappointing
love lives. It's kind of like when mister O finds
the one black guy and they talk about which bartender
has the most white guilt, and we'll give them the best.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Poor, exactly the same thing.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, don't hate the player, hate the game, you know, yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Will never end. What are you talking about? You know,
this week, this week. You don't know what day it is?
Do you tell me? It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
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