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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The final wildcard spot. Devers s guys wanted to right.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way up there and gone another one for Rockie Devers
and Kyle Freeland. The benches are clearing. Devs is trying
to round the bases. Freeland is unhappy, and we got
punches being thrown. Oh my goodness me. Devers still hasn't
(00:25):
rounded the bases.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, he's supposed to run the bases when he hits
a home run. He barely made it to second before
everybody ran onto the field because apparently they were saying
some unpleasantries towards the other team.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And what why for the Rockies? You're gonna get an
injury for the rock You're gonna get ejected or get suspended.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It do'll make no sense at all. The Rockies is
just about the worst team they ever was in baseball.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Almost the worst team ever. Do you know they have
over one hundred losses now, that is triple digit losses.
Their records for this season sounds like a lot. It's
a lot, yeah usually, I mean, yeah, that's terrible, but
it was pretty bad. Why why would you get an
injury for the Rockies? Would what would even be the point?
Imagine later on in the season, not being able to
(01:10):
play a game and explaining that to your agent, what
happened with your ankle? Again?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You playing the worst team in baseball and we got
into it will.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, the Rockies in the Giants game suddenly became a
w WE battle Royale. By the way, while we're doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really lasted a long time too, because you watched the
counter of the clock on the video and they were
out there for a while. Most of them didn't actually
get in on the fight. I noticed when they have
what they call the bench clearing brawl. Don't watch the fighting,
watch the rest of the team. It's running out of
the little dugout area onto the field. A lot of
(01:45):
them are trotting really slow.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They know they can't sit on the bench, you know
when there's a fight going on, because they got to
look like they're a team player. They're gonna be called
names and see, oh you don't want to fight. But
they also didn't want to fight. Yeah, they just kind
of trot out there like what's going on? Is there trouble?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And this was in Denver at the Rockies baseball home field.
You notice there were less people in the audience there
than at a women's soccer game. There. There's nobody watching
this baseball game. Nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
How you know it was in Denver, right, there's a
home game. There's nobody in the stands.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, who would care? Why would you show up? By
the way. While we're doing Colorado sports news, Coach Prime
Deon Sanders says they what surprised him most about games
in Boulder, Colorado is the smell of marijuana coming from
the student section during the second quarter. He said, it
seems like it's a light up quarter. He said, everybody
in that section would starts smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Also, wait till the second quarter, get there, get started overly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Also, as he promised, there's a porta potty on the
sidelines of the depends sign on the tent or DEPEND.
So he got the endorsement deal. He's getting depend money.
That's nice. Good for him. Coach Coach Prime. I like
Coach Prime. He seems like a cool guy, beat cancer,
not ashamed to the fact that he's, you know, a human.
You know, he's not perfect. Coach Prime seems like and
(03:09):
he where's a cowboy hat? Now he's a black guy
and a cowboy hat. It's always it's always a plus,
ain't you guys? Okay with that? I'm okay with that.
He seems like a good Let me think about falsome
about this stadium. That surprised you that you did respect? Yeah,
this middle weed in the second quarter. Dude, Coach Prime
is such a cool guy. Look, he's got gold chains
(03:31):
and a cowboy hat. I want to hang out with
Coach Prime. He just seems like a good dude to me.
And he goes to church. You know, he rolls his
eyes to the potheads, but he probably takes it a
head after a big win. Yeah, we've had this SoundBite
on the screen all morning. I haven't played it yet.
Here's Elon Musk explaining why there's more people in poor
countries than rich countries.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
The more religious, the less educated, and the core the
higher the both rass Yeah, low on the religion, high
on education, and at high on income. That has the
lowest both rates.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All right, So if you're uneducated, you're more likely to
have a lot of kids.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Isn't that the basis for the movie Idiocracy?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's pretty much it. That's a in a nut sack,
as they say. I do wonder about this though, Elon
musk going around complaining about the birth rate. Does he
not realize that every woman he impregnates was supposed to
be someone else's wife in a different timeline.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, head, and he already hit like a couple of
dozen women, got them all pregnant. I don't know what
he's gonna be complaining about.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wonder about that too. It's like, was that supposed
to be another guy's Why? Of course, that's only if
those women were definitely going to have kids with someone else.
But if they were childless and only tempted into motherhood
by Elon's jeans and his money, then I guess he
did create something from nothing. There's really no way to know,
no way to know. Not justifying or condemning anything here,
just an observation.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, we appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is there a reason that women aren't getting married because
they're all secretly holding out to baby trap e Elon?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is that what they're doing?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is that possible? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I might as well, you know, follow the money, that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
If he's scooping up willing wombs, it seems like the
willingness is the issue at hand. If they weren't down
the deed wouldn't happen, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know. I don't know what to think of it.
Good for you on though, he's keeping the human race.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Going single handedly?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, exactly hand or double handedly? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Aren't you doing something single handedly too?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm trying. It's harder than it looks, is it?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
How hard is it?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Sometimes? Not as hard as you wish it was. Jerry
Nadler won't have a job anymore. He's stepping down from politics.
You know what I'm going to miss the most about
him is not seeing him at press conferences. You ever
see him stand behind the podium for the tause Democrats?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You never see him.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You can't. He's too short, He's you just can't see
him the lecturn. Is it a lecturn or a podium?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Anyways, A little lady biddy guy, Jerry Nadler, goodbye, Fat Jerry.
I love Trump's nickname for him, Fat Jerry. That's so funny.
He doesn't call him short, he just calls him fat. Right,
Fat short Jerry would be funny too. Jerry Nadler is
like the only guy in politics who's wider than he
is short. You could roll him down the stairs if
you know, not that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You should, but you would want to, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now, because then you'd be stuck dealing with them, you'd
have to touch him. Yuck.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, you're just kicking with your foot getting rolling, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
After years of diversity and DEI initiatives, Microsoft is finally
reaping exactly what they sewed pro hamas employees at the
software giant breaking into and occupying the President's office to
demand an end to the company's relationship with Israel.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Microsoft is a big office in Tel Aviv.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Is that how you get things done? Most of the time,
you just bust in on people and demand that they
do what you want.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, they hired a bunch of these far left extremists.
It's part of their DEI program. That's what you get
when you do DEI. You're out there trying to you know,
get your quotas, race quotas, this and that. And what
they ended up with was a bunch of people that
are fervently opposed to their basic business model. Israel and
Microsoft are certainly joined at the hip. The Microsoft makes
(06:54):
a lot of money in Israel. That's one of their
most important branches out there. Yeah, but they con learn
about them. Is it just always about the money or
is it about something else? Oh, it's definitely the money.
I would assume the money for sure. Yeah, yeah, I
was just testing y'all. See if you knew there's the money? Yeah,
what else would it be? All right? So it's a
video today of migrants with Palestinian flags assaulting Swedish people.
(07:16):
One guy gets thrown head first to the ground. I
can't help but notice you guys imported these people in
drugs and now they're kicking you out of your own country?
Was it worth it? Would be? My question?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was it worth it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Did you want more people that hate you and your
country to treat you like a stranger in your homeland?
What exactly are you getting out of this?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I can't even begin to guess.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Are we learning nothing from Europe? Look how awful Europe's become, right,
Like you get Sweden and England, London? London is like
it's the Islamic state of London Menistan, Like, who would
even want to go there?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
It's a mess, ain't it right?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
A mess?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? You want that for Texas or Tennessee, or you
want to go to Memphis and just see prayer rugs everywhere.
It sounds terrible to me.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are none of the rest of you two concerned about
the picture that's in the news and the meeting that
has taken place between she Putin and Lil Kim?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, three the axes of evil. It's right there. There's
Putin standing next to President China and the leader of
North Korea. You got Russia, China, North Korea all getting together.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The one thing they're probably talking about is how to
get rid of the United States.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You don't think they were talking about the song of
the Summer, Song of the South. No, No, a song
of the summer.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh maybe the Taylor Swift engagement was. I'm sure they
discussed it. I don't know if that was the purpose
of the meeting though.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Uh No, I don't think it was Taylor Swift. They
have a song of the summer? Now? Is the song
Ordinary by Alex Warren? The billboard just declared it. That's
why you've been hearing that song all over the place
all summer.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I heard of it. Don't know who's Alex Warren.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Belly had you and me both, I haven't. I've never
heard this song before.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I've been told it's like the big thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is the song of the Summer according to Billboard magazine.
Nobody knows anything about it, and yet I've never heard
it in my life and I keep up with new music.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Day boy, it ain't no good at all.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Day the song of the Summer. I don't know why
you thought it would be manly. This is the Walton
and Johnson show.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well, because I don't know that neither.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You don't know warpick. This is a cover of Black
Sabbath Bill yet it's from a new Black So yeah,
you didn't ask. I did.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just told you a big fan. You remember earlier
we were telling you about how the weather man gets
gets real excited or tries to get you real excited
when they do the weather update. And I mentioned that
while normally this time of year very busy with the
hurricanes going on, the tropics were quiet. Well forget that,
(10:03):
although the tropics are pretty quiet. Look at this headline. Okay,
tropical storm Gabrielle update, Path of storm with possible scenarios.
There's no such thing yet as the tropical storm Gabrielle.
How they've given us an update on her when she
doesn't exist? Quickbit, they want you to be scared. They
(10:27):
want you to stay tuned, so they scare you with lies.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe we should do that, that'd be better for ratings anything.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Up to a point. I don't know the weather man.
I guess it's just ingrained that we believe him every
new day after we find out that he was wrong
every other day.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I mean, he does have a nice second haircut. Imagine
how much money he paid for that haircut.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh yeah, and that's what's important. Well, Uh, the forecasters
are continuing to monitor what is a disturbance way out
there in the Atlantic with the put potential turn turn
into tropical storm Gabrielle. That's if it happens. It's probably
a week away yet, but they just want you to
(11:10):
believe that it's already something to be scared of. Watch
out here she comes. I think you're looking at this
the wrong way, Billy. Yet, if we scare people, if
we join in on this, ratings go up, we get
more money, and then I'll be able to buy this
the Oberheim to five polyphonic desktop synthesizer module. You've got
to get that. I don't believe you haven't got it already.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Look at this, it's got an overdrive knob. It's got
five oscillators, it's got a pulse with knob.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I need this for your new listeners. Kinny's gay for
two things, space and synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
For some reason, I do like synthesizers. Yeah, but they're
expensive and I'm not going to be able to buy this.
We don't scare people into listening.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, if the scaring people the thing is going to
be good for our ratings. What happened if we scare
people with a weather update so they go tune in
to the weather instead of continuing listen to our show.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No, no, no, we're the weather guys. You're not. We
are we? Yeah, we got to brand it like that.
You know, most people.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Probably have a site, an app, a channel of someplace,
some weatherman that they trust that they believe. I do personally,
I like to check in with people I know that
I can trust that don't do that whole scare thing.
And I imagine other people have some weather expert that
they believe in. If you come on and tell people
(12:28):
that we're all gonna die because Gabrielle is possibly gonna
be a storm, they might go somewhere else to get
more information.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know. We just got to trick him into
staying here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know, it's all about tricking.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, people can be wired to do anything. You know,
a lot of people forgot Morgan Wallen used the N word.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They did.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, Yeah, Now he's all over the place. He's doing
all these songs with black people. Now it's like, I know,
like if they knew, I mean, I'm I mean, I'm
not gonna tell him.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Turns out his favorite N word wasn't Nashville, No no
U huh. Anyway, Well, with all that being said, apparently
Hot Dogs and Ketchup are finally getting a divorce and
I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
They needed to be separated, and now Kenny has made
sure that this happens. You have you've become a disruptor,
or have you not?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
The craft Heinz marriage is officially heading for the divorce
sometime next year. The conglomerate will split into two companies,
hot Dog staying with one parent, Ketch Up with the other.
As it sure makes sense, Yeah, as this should be.
They've been merged at the hip since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hines makes Ketchup end Mustard. Does the Mustard get to
stay with the hot dog side. I don't know, or
is it going to go with the ketchup side.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
All I know is this, I want the ketchup as
far away from the hot dog as possible. Anybody putting
hot dog on a catchup, a ketchup on a hot dog,
you're like golfers. To me, you're degenerates. You don't deserve
my respect.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know a lot of people are pretty worked up
about this kind of thing, but Kenny takes it next level. He,
more than any other man I know, is very concerned
about what kind of condiments touch is Wiener.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's right, Yeah, exactly. I don't want condiments on my Wiener. No,
I don't want them anyway. So they're gonna have to
split custody of hot dogs and ketch up. After Hines
and Craft split apart meeting, they'll no longer live under
the same roof.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Will they even get together on holidays?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I mean, who's going to pick up the kids at
soccer practice? I know it's unclear if the parents will
be going back to their pre marriage names. All we
know is that one company will be North American's grocery business,
with brands like Oscar Meyer, Maxwell House, Capri Son, Craft Singles, Lunchables,
and the other will focus globally on sauces and taste
elevation with brands like Heinz, Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and
(14:35):
Kraft mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
As long as it makes that Herman Munster, Guy Reacher,
that's what we really all care about. Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Do you make Kraft mac and cheese according to the
instructions on the box or do you like to do
your own thing?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
There's instructions, yeah, for making mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I'd boil the mac and.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Then you drain most of the water out and then
you put the cheese in.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I like to do I like to do more butter,
less of the milk. Oh well yeah, yeah, I mean
obviously more butter is better and a little hot sauce
in there. Yeah. I like a little kick to my
mac and cheese. I'm pretty good at Kraft mac and cheese.
I know a lot of people is really good in
mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Lobster. I like lobster mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You put lobster in your Kraft mac and cheese? Who
do you think you are, Bernie Sanders? I wouldn't say
I go Kraft exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh no, he's high a looting, but he goes Velveta Velveta.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh please, oh come on, what is this charcooterie board party?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Velveta is the best, obviously. I mean, you know restaurants.
I'll make some mac and cheese too. But if you
just go on store bolt, you gotta go Velvita, you're
wasting your time.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right. What are we learning today on the show boys?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh god, I forgot what we were supposed to be
learning stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
If migrants with Palestinian flags come to your country, just
go ahead and hand them the keys to the city.
They control the town. Now, makes sim sure? Kraft mac
and cheese with lobster makes you gay. Having two older
brothers makes you gay, apparently, right, But if you had
two younger brothers, then you're probably straight. But they're gay,
but you watch them. Yeah. Ice is gonna start using
spyware pretty soon to catch illegal immigrants. That's hilarious to me.
(16:14):
That's really funny. Actually we're working. Why is that fun
Because you know spyware. The government's gonna use spyware to
go after illegal immigrants.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't know why I'm not laughing. I wish I
knew it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Maybe John will explain it to you. Don't forget boys
and girls too, eat it every day. Hey again, you've
reached the end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good
for you. That means you listened all the way to
the end.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog, links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
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Speaker 3 (17:02):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
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The final wildcard spot. Devers s guys wanted to right.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way up there and gone another one for Rockie Devers
and Kyle Freeland. The benches are clearing. Devs is trying
to round the bases. Freeland is unhappy, and we got
punches being thrown. Oh my goodness me. Devers still hasn't
(00:25):
rounded the bases.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, he's supposed to run the bases when he hits
a home run. He barely made it to second before
everybody ran onto the field because apparently they were saying
some unpleasantries towards the other team.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And what why for the Rockies? You're gonna get an
injury for the rock You're gonna get ejected or get suspended.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It do'll make no sense at all. The Rockies is
just about the worst team they ever was in baseball.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Almost the worst team ever. Do you know they have
over one hundred losses now, that is triple digit losses.
Their records for this season sounds like a lot. It's
a lot, yeah usually, I mean, yeah, that's terrible, but
it was pretty bad. Why why would you get an
injury for the Rockies? Would what would even be the point?
Imagine later on in the season, not being able to
(01:10):
play a game and explaining that to your agent, what
happened with your ankle? Again?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You playing the worst team in baseball and we got
into it will.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, the Rockies in the Giants game suddenly became a
w WE battle Royale. By the way, while we're doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really lasted a long time too, because you watched the
counter of the clock on the video and they were
out there for a while. Most of them didn't actually
get in on the fight. I noticed when they have
what they call the bench clearing brawl. Don't watch the fighting,
watch the rest of the team. It's running out of
the little dugout area onto the field. A lot of
(01:45):
them are trotting really slow.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They know they can't sit on the bench, you know
when there's a fight going on, because they got to
look like they're a team player. They're gonna be called
names and see, oh you don't want to fight. But
they also didn't want to fight. Yeah, they just kind
of trot out there like what's going on? Is there trouble?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And this was in Denver at the Rockies baseball home field.
You notice there were less people in the audience there
than at a women's soccer game. There. There's nobody watching
this baseball game. Nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
How you know it was in Denver, right, there's a
home game. There's nobody in the stands.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, who would care? Why would you show up? By
the way. While we're doing Colorado sports news, Coach Prime
Deon Sanders says they what surprised him most about games
in Boulder, Colorado is the smell of marijuana coming from
the student section during the second quarter. He said, it
seems like it's a light up quarter. He said, everybody
in that section would starts smoking weed.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Also, wait till the second quarter, get there, get started overly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Also, as he promised, there's a porta potty on the
sidelines of the depends sign on the tent or DEPEND.
So he got the endorsement deal. He's getting depend money.
That's nice. Good for him. Coach Coach Prime. I like
Coach Prime. He seems like a cool guy, beat cancer,
not ashamed to the fact that he's, you know, a human.
You know, he's not perfect. Coach Prime seems like and
(03:09):
he where's a cowboy hat? Now he's a black guy
and a cowboy hat. It's always it's always a plus,
ain't you guys? Okay with that? I'm okay with that.
He seems like a good Let me think about falsome
about this stadium. That surprised you that you did respect? Yeah,
this middle weed in the second quarter. Dude, Coach Prime
is such a cool guy. Look, he's got gold chains
(03:31):
and a cowboy hat. I want to hang out with
Coach Prime. He just seems like a good dude to me.
And he goes to church. You know, he rolls his
eyes to the potheads, but he probably takes it a
head after a big win. Yeah, we've had this SoundBite
on the screen all morning. I haven't played it yet.
Here's Elon Musk explaining why there's more people in poor
countries than rich countries.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
The more religious, the less educated, and the core the
higher the both rass Yeah, low on the religion, high
on education, and at high on income. That has the
lowest both rates.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All right, So if you're uneducated, you're more likely to
have a lot of kids.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Isn't that the basis for the movie Idiocracy?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's pretty much it. That's a in a nut sack,
as they say. I do wonder about this though, Elon
musk going around complaining about the birth rate. Does he
not realize that every woman he impregnates was supposed to
be someone else's wife in a different timeline.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, head, and he already hit like a couple of
dozen women, got them all pregnant. I don't know what
he's gonna be complaining about.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wonder about that too. It's like, was that supposed
to be another guy's Why? Of course, that's only if
those women were definitely going to have kids with someone else.
But if they were childless and only tempted into motherhood
by Elon's jeans and his money, then I guess he
did create something from nothing. There's really no way to know,
no way to know. Not justifying or condemning anything here,
just an observation.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, we appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is there a reason that women aren't getting married because
they're all secretly holding out to baby trap e Elon?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is that what they're doing?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is that possible? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I might as well, you know, follow the money, that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
If he's scooping up willing wombs, it seems like the
willingness is the issue at hand. If they weren't down
the deed wouldn't happen, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know. I don't know what to think of it.
Good for you on though, he's keeping the human race.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Going single handedly?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, exactly hand or double handedly? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Aren't you doing something single handedly too?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm trying. It's harder than it looks, is it?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
How hard is it?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Sometimes? Not as hard as you wish it was. Jerry
Nadler won't have a job anymore. He's stepping down from politics.
You know what I'm going to miss the most about
him is not seeing him at press conferences. You ever
see him stand behind the podium for the tause Democrats?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You never see him.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You can't. He's too short, He's you just can't see
him the lecturn. Is it a lecturn or a podium?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Anyways, A little lady biddy guy, Jerry Nadler, goodbye, Fat Jerry.
I love Trump's nickname for him, Fat Jerry. That's so funny.
He doesn't call him short, he just calls him fat. Right,
Fat short Jerry would be funny too. Jerry Nadler is
like the only guy in politics who's wider than he
is short. You could roll him down the stairs if
you know, not that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You should, but you would want to, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now, because then you'd be stuck dealing with them, you'd
have to touch him. Yuck.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, you're just kicking with your foot getting rolling, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
After years of diversity and DEI initiatives, Microsoft is finally
reaping exactly what they sewed pro hamas employees at the
software giant breaking into and occupying the President's office to
demand an end to the company's relationship with Israel.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Microsoft is a big office in Tel Aviv.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Is that how you get things done? Most of the time,
you just bust in on people and demand that they
do what you want.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, they hired a bunch of these far left extremists.
It's part of their DEI program. That's what you get
when you do DEI. You're out there trying to you know,
get your quotas, race quotas, this and that. And what
they ended up with was a bunch of people that
are fervently opposed to their basic business model. Israel and
Microsoft are certainly joined at the hip. The Microsoft makes
(06:54):
a lot of money in Israel. That's one of their
most important branches out there. Yeah, but they con learn
about them. Is it just always about the money or
is it about something else? Oh, it's definitely the money.
I would assume the money for sure. Yeah, yeah, I
was just testing y'all. See if you knew there's the money? Yeah,
what else would it be? All right? So it's a
video today of migrants with Palestinian flags assaulting Swedish people.
(07:16):
One guy gets thrown head first to the ground. I
can't help but notice you guys imported these people in
drugs and now they're kicking you out of your own country?
Was it worth it? Would be? My question?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was it worth it?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Did you want more people that hate you and your
country to treat you like a stranger in your homeland?
What exactly are you getting out of this?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I can't even begin to guess.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Are we learning nothing from Europe? Look how awful Europe's become, right,
Like you get Sweden and England, London? London is like
it's the Islamic state of London Menistan, Like, who would
even want to go there?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
It's a mess, ain't it right?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
A mess?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? You want that for Texas or Tennessee, or you
want to go to Memphis and just see prayer rugs everywhere.
It sounds terrible to me.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are none of the rest of you two concerned about
the picture that's in the news and the meeting that
has taken place between she Putin and Lil Kim?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, three the axes of evil. It's right there. There's
Putin standing next to President China and the leader of
North Korea. You got Russia, China, North Korea all getting together.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The one thing they're probably talking about is how to
get rid of the United States.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You don't think they were talking about the song of
the Summer, Song of the South. No, No, a song
of the summer.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh maybe the Taylor Swift engagement was. I'm sure they
discussed it. I don't know if that was the purpose
of the meeting though.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Uh No, I don't think it was Taylor Swift. They
have a song of the summer? Now? Is the song
Ordinary by Alex Warren? The billboard just declared it. That's
why you've been hearing that song all over the place
all summer.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I heard of it. Don't know who's Alex Warren.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Belly had you and me both, I haven't. I've never
heard this song before.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I've been told it's like the big thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is the song of the Summer according to Billboard magazine.
Nobody knows anything about it, and yet I've never heard
it in my life and I keep up with new music.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Day boy, it ain't no good at all.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Day the song of the Summer. I don't know why
you thought it would be manly. This is the Walton
and Johnson show.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well, because I don't know that neither.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You don't know warpick. This is a cover of Black
Sabbath Bill yet it's from a new Black So yeah,
you didn't ask. I did.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just told you a big fan. You remember earlier
we were telling you about how the weather man gets
gets real excited or tries to get you real excited
when they do the weather update. And I mentioned that
while normally this time of year very busy with the
hurricanes going on, the tropics were quiet. Well forget that,
(10:03):
although the tropics are pretty quiet. Look at this headline. Okay,
tropical storm Gabrielle update, Path of storm with possible scenarios.
There's no such thing yet as the tropical storm Gabrielle.
How they've given us an update on her when she
doesn't exist? Quickbit, they want you to be scared. They
(10:27):
want you to stay tuned, so they scare you with lies.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe we should do that, that'd be better for ratings anything.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Up to a point. I don't know the weather man.
I guess it's just ingrained that we believe him every
new day after we find out that he was wrong
every other day.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I mean, he does have a nice second haircut. Imagine
how much money he paid for that haircut.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh yeah, and that's what's important. Well, Uh, the forecasters
are continuing to monitor what is a disturbance way out
there in the Atlantic with the put potential turn turn
into tropical storm Gabrielle. That's if it happens. It's probably
a week away yet, but they just want you to
(11:10):
believe that it's already something to be scared of. Watch
out here she comes. I think you're looking at this
the wrong way, Billy. Yet, if we scare people, if
we join in on this, ratings go up, we get
more money, and then I'll be able to buy this
the Oberheim to five polyphonic desktop synthesizer module. You've got
to get that. I don't believe you haven't got it already.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Look at this, it's got an overdrive knob. It's got
five oscillators, it's got a pulse with knob.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I need this for your new listeners. Kinny's gay for
two things, space and synthesizers.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
For some reason, I do like synthesizers. Yeah, but they're
expensive and I'm not going to be able to buy this.
We don't scare people into listening.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, if the scaring people the thing is going to
be good for our ratings. What happened if we scare
people with a weather update so they go tune in
to the weather instead of continuing listen to our show.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No, no, no, we're the weather guys. You're not. We
are we? Yeah, we got to brand it like that.
You know, most people.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Probably have a site, an app, a channel of someplace,
some weatherman that they trust that they believe. I do personally,
I like to check in with people I know that
I can trust that don't do that whole scare thing.
And I imagine other people have some weather expert that
they believe in. If you come on and tell people
(12:28):
that we're all gonna die because Gabrielle is possibly gonna
be a storm, they might go somewhere else to get
more information.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know. We just got to trick him into
staying here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know, it's all about tricking.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, people can be wired to do anything. You know,
a lot of people forgot Morgan Wallen used the N word.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They did.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, Yeah, Now he's all over the place. He's doing
all these songs with black people. Now it's like, I know,
like if they knew, I mean, I'm I mean, I'm
not gonna tell him.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Turns out his favorite N word wasn't Nashville, No no
U huh. Anyway, Well, with all that being said, apparently
Hot Dogs and Ketchup are finally getting a divorce and
I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
They needed to be separated, and now Kenny has made
sure that this happens. You have you've become a disruptor,
or have you not?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
The craft Heinz marriage is officially heading for the divorce
sometime next year. The conglomerate will split into two companies,
hot Dog staying with one parent, Ketch Up with the other.
As it sure makes sense, Yeah, as this should be.
They've been merged at the hip since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hines makes Ketchup end Mustard. Does the Mustard get to
stay with the hot dog side. I don't know, or
is it going to go with the ketchup side.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
All I know is this, I want the ketchup as
far away from the hot dog as possible. Anybody putting
hot dog on a catchup, a ketchup on a hot dog,
you're like golfers. To me, you're degenerates. You don't deserve
my respect.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I know a lot of people are pretty worked up
about this kind of thing, but Kenny takes it next level. He,
more than any other man I know, is very concerned
about what kind of condiments touch is Wiener.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's right, Yeah, exactly. I don't want condiments on my Wiener. No,
I don't want them anyway. So they're gonna have to
split custody of hot dogs and ketch up. After Hines
and Craft split apart meeting, they'll no longer live under
the same roof.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Will they even get together on holidays?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I mean, who's going to pick up the kids at
soccer practice? I know it's unclear if the parents will
be going back to their pre marriage names. All we
know is that one company will be North American's grocery business,
with brands like Oscar Meyer, Maxwell House, Capri Son, Craft Singles, Lunchables,
and the other will focus globally on sauces and taste
elevation with brands like Heinz, Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and
(14:35):
Kraft mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
As long as it makes that Herman Munster, Guy Reacher,
that's what we really all care about. Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Do you make Kraft mac and cheese according to the
instructions on the box or do you like to do
your own thing?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
There's instructions, yeah, for making mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I'd boil the mac and.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Then you drain most of the water out and then
you put the cheese in.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I like to do I like to do more butter,
less of the milk. Oh well yeah, yeah, I mean
obviously more butter is better and a little hot sauce
in there. Yeah. I like a little kick to my
mac and cheese. I'm pretty good at Kraft mac and cheese.
I know a lot of people is really good in
mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Lobster. I like lobster mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You put lobster in your Kraft mac and cheese? Who
do you think you are, Bernie Sanders? I wouldn't say
I go Kraft exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh no, he's high a looting, but he goes Velveta Velveta.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh please, oh come on, what is this charcooterie board party?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Velveta is the best, obviously. I mean, you know restaurants.
I'll make some mac and cheese too. But if you
just go on store bolt, you gotta go Velvita, you're
wasting your time.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right. What are we learning today on the show boys?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh god, I forgot what we were supposed to be
learning stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
If migrants with Palestinian flags come to your country, just
go ahead and hand them the keys to the city.
They control the town. Now, makes sim sure? Kraft mac
and cheese with lobster makes you gay. Having two older
brothers makes you gay, apparently, right, But if you had
two younger brothers, then you're probably straight. But they're gay,
but you watch them. Yeah. Ice is gonna start using
spyware pretty soon to catch illegal immigrants. That's hilarious to me.
(16:14):
That's really funny. Actually we're working. Why is that fun
Because you know spyware. The government's gonna use spyware to
go after illegal immigrants.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't know why I'm not laughing. I wish I
knew it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Maybe John will explain it to you. Don't forget boys
and girls too, eat it every day. Hey again, you've
reached the end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good
for you. That means you listened all the way to
the end.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog, links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
reply yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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