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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If I don't like it called down, This is gonna
be all week, guys, and then and then by this
time next week, I'll be sick of nine inch nails.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I oh, this is those the in guys again. Nin
I'm sorry, nin boy.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That made me nervous when he said it like the
in guys. Yeah, no, we know what you meant, billyad.
Let's not dwell on it. Hey, Monday Night Football kicks
off tonight with the Bears taking on the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh wait, say it again? Who?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Monday Night football kicks off tonight with the Bears taking
on the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You see it? Dull? Bears? Are you telling me how
to talk? I got from choices at it, and you
missed it both times, so I had to.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I had to help. It's my mom's birthday. We're having
chicken pacata for dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You want chicken patta? Who are you gonna watch on TV?
The Bears? The Bears.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We're gonna have chicken pecada, We're gonna eat Resota, and
we're gonna watch the Bears tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah. Anyway, Hey, Croc, how can I watch the game.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Here's how you can watch Monday Night Football. First, just
turn on ABC, or down load and subscribe to the
ESPN AP unless you prefer ESPN Deportes, where you can
practice your Spanish while yelling at the referees. You could
also watch the Manning Cast with Peyton and Eli on
ESPN two, the only football show where two brothers argue
(01:16):
while a game plays in the background.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So simple.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Would you like me to repeat it? Or just go
back to the nineteen nineties?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That would be better? Wouldn't that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The nineties were not the best? Can we do early eighties?
The early eighties would be better for the Bears fans.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The ninety Monday Night football.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, nineties wasn't a great time if you like the Bears.
It was a tough time.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
In baseball. We just watched in the break there we
were looking at a video Morgan Wallen, the singer did
a bat flip when he did a walkout in Toronto.
And a guy named Jose Bautista is the Major League
Baseball He's a slugger in baseball, and Jose is the
(02:00):
one who's famous for bat flipping, and he told Morgan
Wallen he should do a bat flip when he comes out.
And no, we're not talking about like Batman we're talking
about the baseball bat, literally a baseball He walked out
after that suggestion, and he did a back flip bat.
Not of all the people that the bat should hit,
(02:21):
it was Baptista's wife. It was amazing. The team reached
out to us, and I wanted me to walk out,
and of course I was, you know, surprised, but but
happy at the same time. I obviously he hit a
woman with his bat.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was amazing the team reach out get the one.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It was amazing. His wife's okay, it's fine anyway, Yeah, yeah, Nisha,
I think it was her name. She told everybody she's fine,
don't worry about it, total accident. She's cool, man, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know who is here on Friday sitting in your seat?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Judge Tano Tierina is a former Mexican professional baseball player,
former rodeo rider, and he's the Webb County judge. He
wants to go up against Henry Quaar, the Democrat who's
in all that trouble. A guy came in here. He's
a big dude and he used to play pro baseball.
He's sitting right in that chair you're sitting in right now.
This is what he looks like and apparently these Hispanic
(03:18):
guys are really into baseball. No, I know, well first
I've heard of it. It's what I was surprised. I
was like, really shocker. You almost never meet a Hispanic
guy who likes baseball. Anyway, he was on My afternoon
show on Friday, and he was drafted by the Milwaukee
Brewers to find an even deeper purpose. When his baseball
career ended, he built a life with his wife Kimberly.
And I guess they grow marijuana, is that right? Yeah,
(03:41):
and they don't use it for what you'd think either.
They don't use it for getting high. They use it
to make skincare products. And they don't have any sight.
I was like, what a what? No more?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, officers, there's nothing to see here. Move along, skincare. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, I'm think you're missing the point. What they're doing
is legal. It's just that they're using it for not
what you'd think they.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Weren't they growing at that cactus so they'd make tequila
and not what they show man to keep people like tequila.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, since you brought it up, sometime today or tomorrow,
the Houston Chronicle is publishing my article about why the
THHC band in Texas went up and smoke? Now beg
you that's the pun It is now one thing last
week we were not expecting. They made it illegal to
sell THHC vape pens in Texas, but not illegal to
(04:31):
possess one.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
A lot of people were surprised about that. How are
you gonna get it? If nobody's selling them? You got
to New.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Mexico or Louisiana. You know what about through the mail?
It's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know if it's legal to sell it in
another state and you buy it through that company and
they're in another state, and then they mail it to
you and you only possess it. Sounds like all the
laws have been followed. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not trying to encourage anyone to break the law.
I don't quite. I'm not a lawyer, but I would
say this and that gray you just described doesn't really
feel I could be worth it for the law enforcement
to even go look into that. It's not at all
real waste energy. Hey, you want to know something that
should really make you uncomfortable. White people are victims of
black violence at insanely disproportionate rates.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, people come to racist stats again. I'm just telling
him that's all racist. Damn't know that it's not even close.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Between twenty seventeen and twenty twenty one, black on white
violent incidents totaled two point three eight million, White on
black violence was point three seven million. That's a ratio
of six point four to one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Is that good or bad? You may have lost me
in there somewhere with the math at all.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well, all violence Annual victimization rates per one thousand whites
by blacks two point four blacks by whites one point
eight per capita, offending rates per one thousand blacks against
whites eleven point six whites against blacks point three eight.
That's okay, that's a ratio of thirty one to one,
you guys, is that good or bad? I got lost
in there with them number Well, remember, billy black people
(06:00):
only make up about thirteen percent of the American population. Now,
I'm curious why it is after everybody saw that video
of that white lady getting murdered by a black guy
on a train, did you know Netflix actually has a
movie about how women are not safe. Black women are
not safe on trains because they might get attacked by
a white man because of white men.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Isn't that appropriate at this time?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
There's a movie about that on Netflix, and yet in
real life it's exactly the opposite of what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You notice every way you look these days, people ain't
acting right. We had the first weekend of NFL Action
and there was a whole bunch of spitting going on,
and Jalen Carter was the focus of most of it.
The NFL reportedly have no plans to suspend Jalen Carter
for spitting on Cowboy quarterback Dak Prescott. I guess they're
(06:50):
saying that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it was bad guys, players spitting on each other
during the Cowboys Eagles game.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It got so bad. How bad was it? It got
so bad that Donald Truy had to send in the
National Guard the N word. This is the Walton and
Johnson show, all right, it's a happy National Star Trek.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I guess well, that's when the show came out. It's
important to somebody. My buddy Bob is kind of a
nerdy guy. I lift weight to them. He loves some
Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't know. I was always thought Star Wars was
cooler until Disney ruined it. Well, there was a time, mister,
when you go see him, you know you can always
be sure to do this for him. Do the do
the thing with the Shocker? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know that this is the vulcan you know, peace
sign or whatever it is, live, live, long and prosper thing.
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Back in the nineties they called that the shocker. But
from what I'm hearing from kids on the streets, it's
not really that shocking to do.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That to people. No, but that's not this. This is
the you get the difference.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Here is a retro cocktail version of the theme from
Star Trek. It's from Leonard Kneeboy's album Mister Spock's Music
from Outer Space.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Some call it space age pop. Did this come out
with the sixties? Author is he gonna sing? Or what is
his hope?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Not?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How did he contribute to this exactly? So it's just
music and I get it, you know, William Shatner I
had an album out. I guess maybe Leonard Nimoy thought, well,
anybody can do it. I guess I will too. I've
met Leonard William Shanner before. I never met Leonard Nimoy
but I will say this about William Shatner for a
godless atheist liberal, not a bad guy. Right, yeah, well,
(08:42):
all right to you while a while we while we
listen and enjoy that music that we've already turned off.
A woman in the United Kingdom was awarded forty thousand
dollars in a lawsuit. Apparently she called her boss a
d head okay you know the word that would have gone,
of course, and was then fired for it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
They say she was wrongly fired. I didn't know you
couldn't fire someone.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
For that fire.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That seems like something you should be able to fire
someone for it. So if you have an employee that
mouths off to you, you can't tell them to go
home or anyway. Four hikers in New York were rescued
by officials after admitting they had consumed magic mushrooms and
were suffering from a debilitating high.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Where were they hiking out in the woods?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I guess it took rangers, firefighters, and an ambulance to
rescue the group. Kind of reminds me of that episode
of South Park.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Have you been getting High? Yeah? You know that episode? Maybe? Yeah?
Why do you ask? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What an odd news story? They were too high. Look
at them. They're out in the middle of the forest.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
They're oh, you know that they didn't hit a You know,
there's some pretty good horror movies that start on hikes
you go, especially in the Blue Ridge Mountains. You get
down in south a little lay and they said, when
you're hiking and you hear you're walking on the trail
and you hear somebody call your name, don't don't look,
don't turn around, don't look, and don't walk off the trail.
(10:00):
But what do they do? They always do, I'm telling you,
within ten minutes of the movie starting, after they've been told,
somebody has to walk off the trail, and that's when
the trouble starts. That's right, And that's thing out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh you don't need that, do you just hike it
through the woods all of a sudden squeal like a
pig boy?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know. That's the thing about magic.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Mushrooms very popular right now, the microdosing thing, and from
what I'm told, it's a fine line between not enough
and too much.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You gotta be careful with that stuff. That would be
my opinion on it. Careful.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, can't you just drink tequila? Why don't you just
that's what I'm saying. Smoke a ball. When do you
need a You need to eat something you found in
a cow pasture.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
By the way, if you're been sitting on a toilet
contemplating the big questions in life, yeah, like how many
trees does it take to make all this toilet paper? Right?
Somebody has done the math for us. It takes twenty
seven thousand trees, yes, to make all the toilet paper
that the entire world goes through in a single day.
(10:58):
Huh oh god lord. They've also expanded that out for
us for a year, that's nine point eight million trees.
And it's kind of an average. I don't think it's
an exact number of toilet paper every year. So are
they going to start suggesting now that we stop using it?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
God, no, well I quit using it our people who
don't yeen years ago. Yeah, well you never saw demolition man.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh that's the three shell? Yeah, the three shell? Ever
did get that? You never figured it out? They put
that in there because there is nothing to it, but
it made people wonder about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's better for the earth. Everybody knows that. I mean,
that's just if you haven't figured out the three shells.
By now, I wonder about you. I mean, so let
you tell us how it works. I just figured you
should know by now you're in a fully grown it out. Yes,
I got to show you how to clean your butt ox.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That can't be my job. Yeah, leave it up to
the cartoon bears on television. Those bears creep me out, dude,
that's just yeah. And they're always wiggling their ass, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Damn well, somebody did too many mushrooms and came up
with the Sharman Bears.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, they terrify me. By the way. Congratulations Before we
leave the waffle house for selling their one billionth waffle.
This is waffle Week, after all. A woman in Atlanta,
Gelgia apparently ordered the one billion waffle and she got
a plaque with her name on it and a free meal.
Who that must have felt good? Huh? I wish I'd
(12:28):
have been there. Do you wish you had?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You missed out? Well, I guess I'll go and start
the next billion. I'll be the one. It takes you
a while to get there. I guess you're a fisherman.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Billy Ed Violating the fishing rolls is that a you
know in your I don't recommend it. A video from Bonemanville,
Ontario shows Southeast Asian men do what you will with
that phrase, flipping salmon out of a small stream during
the annual salmon run back to their spawning locations early
September's peak. Salmon fishing sea and fishermen across the continent
(13:01):
catch millions of fish sure as they return up river
to spawn, but it is highly illegal to catch salmon
near their actual spawning sites, especially with nets, unless you're
a bear, which includes upriver from Lake Ontario Bowmanville.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh. They have a lot of rules about when and
where and how you get salmon. They're a fun fish
because I don't catch them myself. I do enjoy it
a little salmon from time to time me too, especially
on a bagel. That they're freshwater fish when they're breeding,
and then they swim out to the ocean right, and
then they come back to the fresh water again for
(13:34):
the reading, and then they go back to the back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Most fish through either saltwater or fresh water. That's true.
It kind of reminds me of myself. You know, you
could catch me at a dive bar. You could catch
me at Catholic mass two different versions of Kenny depending
on where you run into me.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You know what I mean? Why didn't I just let
the bears take them, get boys up in Canada and
deal with them that way, because you know, every time
you fish for salmon, your competition is.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I don't know, Billy Ed, why didn't they feed
the Pakistani fisherman into bears?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's a it's a really good question. Well would have
solved the problem, but well there's a reason they got
laws and every now and then, yeah, fool around and
find out, pull around and find out. That's what that
was that little pause before you said fool Yeah, well
you have to be careful. You know, we sell those
(14:24):
shirts at our comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jesse Peyton sells them FAFO October fifth, Bad Astronaut Brewing Company,
Chad Pray through Jesse Peyton, Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, Billy
ed Hatfield, mister oh, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's quicker if you just say Walton Johnson Johnson show.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, but I'm trying to promote your brand, mister Kenneth brand.
You know, you know, like not a lot of people
get it. Your birthdays on Valentine's Day, or that you
own the headshd. You know, so people forget. Some people
just think you are. We even get calls once in
a while they're like, who's the woman on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
His name is Billy Ed. I don't think you're funny,
don't you. Well, he said it, I didn't say it. Yeah,
but you said him up. You'll probably plan that all
out over the weekend, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
One more quickie before we get out of here. Mark
Zuckerberg is being sued by Mark Zuckerberg. Sorry, Okay, there's
this guy and he's a lawyer from Indiana. His name
and his name is Mark Zuckerberg, and he's older than
Mark Zuckerberg. The Mark Zuckerberg and his Facebook account keeps
getting deleted or taken down or banned because the platform
tells him you can't be Mark Zuckerberg. But he says,
(15:30):
in his defense, he's been Mark Zuckerberg longer than Mark
Zuckerberg's been.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah. Well, I guess he should have got really, really
really rich.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I do hope he wins the discrimination lawsuit. But then,
on the other hand, even if he loses, look at
the bright side, you don't have to use Facebook.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How about that. Don't forget boys and Girls too, We
eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
it mean we're going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, no, no, there will be a new sh show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
a lovely store and you could buy things there. Walton
Johnson dot com. What's not to love
If I don't like it called down, This is gonna
be all week, guys, and then and then by this
time next week, I'll be sick of nine inch nails.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I oh, this is those the in guys again. Nin
I'm sorry, nin boy.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That made me nervous when he said it like the
in guys. Yeah, no, we know what you meant, billyad.
Let's not dwell on it. Hey, Monday Night Football kicks
off tonight with the Bears taking on the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh wait, say it again? Who?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Monday Night football kicks off tonight with the Bears taking
on the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You see it? Dull? Bears? Are you telling me how
to talk? I got from choices at it, and you
missed it both times, so I had to.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I had to help. It's my mom's birthday. We're having
chicken pacata for dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You want chicken patta? Who are you gonna watch on TV?
The Bears? The Bears.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We're gonna have chicken pecada, We're gonna eat Resota, and
we're gonna watch the Bears tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah. Anyway, Hey, Croc, how can I watch the game.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Here's how you can watch Monday Night Football. First, just
turn on ABC, or down load and subscribe to the
ESPN AP unless you prefer ESPN Deportes, where you can
practice your Spanish while yelling at the referees. You could
also watch the Manning Cast with Peyton and Eli on
ESPN two, the only football show where two brothers argue
(01:16):
while a game plays in the background.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So simple.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Would you like me to repeat it? Or just go
back to the nineteen nineties?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That would be better? Wouldn't that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The nineties were not the best? Can we do early eighties?
The early eighties would be better for the Bears fans.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The ninety Monday Night football.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, nineties wasn't a great time if you like the Bears.
It was a tough time.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
In baseball. We just watched in the break there we
were looking at a video Morgan Wallen, the singer did
a bat flip when he did a walkout in Toronto.
And a guy named Jose Bautista is the Major League
Baseball He's a slugger in baseball, and Jose is the
(02:00):
one who's famous for bat flipping, and he told Morgan
Wallen he should do a bat flip when he comes out.
And no, we're not talking about like Batman we're talking
about the baseball bat, literally a baseball He walked out
after that suggestion, and he did a back flip bat.
Not of all the people that the bat should hit,
(02:21):
it was Baptista's wife. It was amazing. The team reached
out to us, and I wanted me to walk out,
and of course I was, you know, surprised, but but
happy at the same time. I obviously he hit a
woman with his bat.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was amazing the team reach out get the one.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It was amazing. His wife's okay, it's fine anyway, Yeah, yeah, Nisha,
I think it was her name. She told everybody she's fine,
don't worry about it, total accident. She's cool, man, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know who is here on Friday sitting in your seat?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Judge Tano Tierina is a former Mexican professional baseball player,
former rodeo rider, and he's the Webb County judge. He
wants to go up against Henry Quaar, the Democrat who's
in all that trouble. A guy came in here. He's
a big dude and he used to play pro baseball.
He's sitting right in that chair you're sitting in right now.
This is what he looks like and apparently these Hispanic
(03:18):
guys are really into baseball. No, I know, well first
I've heard of it. It's what I was surprised. I
was like, really shocker. You almost never meet a Hispanic
guy who likes baseball. Anyway, he was on My afternoon
show on Friday, and he was drafted by the Milwaukee
Brewers to find an even deeper purpose. When his baseball
career ended, he built a life with his wife Kimberly.
And I guess they grow marijuana, is that right? Yeah,
(03:41):
and they don't use it for what you'd think either.
They don't use it for getting high. They use it
to make skincare products. And they don't have any sight.
I was like, what a what? No more?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, officers, there's nothing to see here. Move along, skincare. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, I'm think you're missing the point. What they're doing
is legal. It's just that they're using it for not
what you'd think they.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Weren't they growing at that cactus so they'd make tequila
and not what they show man to keep people like tequila.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, since you brought it up, sometime today or tomorrow,
the Houston Chronicle is publishing my article about why the
THHC band in Texas went up and smoke? Now beg
you that's the pun It is now one thing last
week we were not expecting. They made it illegal to
sell THHC vape pens in Texas, but not illegal to
(04:31):
possess one.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
A lot of people were surprised about that. How are
you gonna get it? If nobody's selling them? You got
to New.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Mexico or Louisiana. You know what about through the mail?
It's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know if it's legal to sell it in
another state and you buy it through that company and
they're in another state, and then they mail it to
you and you only possess it. Sounds like all the
laws have been followed. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not trying to encourage anyone to break the law.
I don't quite. I'm not a lawyer, but I would
say this and that gray you just described doesn't really
feel I could be worth it for the law enforcement
to even go look into that. It's not at all
real waste energy. Hey, you want to know something that
should really make you uncomfortable. White people are victims of
black violence at insanely disproportionate rates.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, people come to racist stats again. I'm just telling
him that's all racist. Damn't know that it's not even close.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Between twenty seventeen and twenty twenty one, black on white
violent incidents totaled two point three eight million, White on
black violence was point three seven million. That's a ratio
of six point four to one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Is that good or bad? You may have lost me
in there somewhere with the math at all.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well, all violence Annual victimization rates per one thousand whites
by blacks two point four blacks by whites one point
eight per capita, offending rates per one thousand blacks against
whites eleven point six whites against blacks point three eight.
That's okay, that's a ratio of thirty one to one,
you guys, is that good or bad? I got lost
in there with them number Well, remember, billy black people
(06:00):
only make up about thirteen percent of the American population. Now,
I'm curious why it is after everybody saw that video
of that white lady getting murdered by a black guy
on a train, did you know Netflix actually has a
movie about how women are not safe. Black women are
not safe on trains because they might get attacked by
a white man because of white men.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Isn't that appropriate at this time?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
There's a movie about that on Netflix, and yet in
real life it's exactly the opposite of what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You notice every way you look these days, people ain't
acting right. We had the first weekend of NFL Action
and there was a whole bunch of spitting going on,
and Jalen Carter was the focus of most of it.
The NFL reportedly have no plans to suspend Jalen Carter
for spitting on Cowboy quarterback Dak Prescott. I guess they're
(06:50):
saying that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it was bad guys, players spitting on each other
during the Cowboys Eagles game.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It got so bad. How bad was it? It got
so bad that Donald Truy had to send in the
National Guard the N word. This is the Walton and
Johnson show, all right, it's a happy National Star Trek.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I guess well, that's when the show came out. It's
important to somebody. My buddy Bob is kind of a
nerdy guy. I lift weight to them. He loves some
Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't know. I was always thought Star Wars was
cooler until Disney ruined it. Well, there was a time, mister,
when you go see him, you know you can always
be sure to do this for him. Do the do
the thing with the Shocker? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know that this is the vulcan you know, peace
sign or whatever it is, live, live, long and prosper thing.
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Back in the nineties they called that the shocker. But
from what I'm hearing from kids on the streets, it's
not really that shocking to do.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That to people. No, but that's not this. This is
the you get the difference.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Here is a retro cocktail version of the theme from
Star Trek. It's from Leonard Kneeboy's album Mister Spock's Music
from Outer Space.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Some call it space age pop. Did this come out
with the sixties? Author is he gonna sing? Or what is
his hope?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Not?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How did he contribute to this exactly? So it's just
music and I get it, you know, William Shatner I
had an album out. I guess maybe Leonard Nimoy thought, well,
anybody can do it. I guess I will too. I've
met Leonard William Shanner before. I never met Leonard Nimoy
but I will say this about William Shatner for a
godless atheist liberal, not a bad guy. Right, yeah, well,
(08:42):
all right to you while a while we while we
listen and enjoy that music that we've already turned off.
A woman in the United Kingdom was awarded forty thousand
dollars in a lawsuit. Apparently she called her boss a
d head okay you know the word that would have gone,
of course, and was then fired for it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
They say she was wrongly fired. I didn't know you
couldn't fire someone.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
For that fire.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That seems like something you should be able to fire
someone for it. So if you have an employee that
mouths off to you, you can't tell them to go
home or anyway. Four hikers in New York were rescued
by officials after admitting they had consumed magic mushrooms and
were suffering from a debilitating high.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Where were they hiking out in the woods?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I guess it took rangers, firefighters, and an ambulance to
rescue the group. Kind of reminds me of that episode
of South Park.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Have you been getting High? Yeah? You know that episode? Maybe? Yeah?
Why do you ask? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What an odd news story? They were too high. Look
at them. They're out in the middle of the forest.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
They're oh, you know that they didn't hit a You know,
there's some pretty good horror movies that start on hikes
you go, especially in the Blue Ridge Mountains. You get
down in south a little lay and they said, when
you're hiking and you hear you're walking on the trail
and you hear somebody call your name, don't don't look,
don't turn around, don't look, and don't walk off the trail.
(10:00):
But what do they do? They always do, I'm telling you,
within ten minutes of the movie starting, after they've been told,
somebody has to walk off the trail, and that's when
the trouble starts. That's right, And that's thing out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh you don't need that, do you just hike it
through the woods all of a sudden squeal like a
pig boy?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know. That's the thing about magic.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Mushrooms very popular right now, the microdosing thing, and from
what I'm told, it's a fine line between not enough
and too much.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You gotta be careful with that stuff. That would be
my opinion on it. Careful.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, can't you just drink tequila? Why don't you just
that's what I'm saying. Smoke a ball. When do you
need a You need to eat something you found in
a cow pasture.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
By the way, if you're been sitting on a toilet
contemplating the big questions in life, yeah, like how many
trees does it take to make all this toilet paper? Right?
Somebody has done the math for us. It takes twenty
seven thousand trees, yes, to make all the toilet paper
that the entire world goes through in a single day.
(10:58):
Huh oh god lord. They've also expanded that out for
us for a year, that's nine point eight million trees.
And it's kind of an average. I don't think it's
an exact number of toilet paper every year. So are
they going to start suggesting now that we stop using it?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
God, no, well I quit using it our people who
don't yeen years ago. Yeah, well you never saw demolition man.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh that's the three shell? Yeah, the three shell? Ever
did get that? You never figured it out? They put
that in there because there is nothing to it, but
it made people wonder about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's better for the earth. Everybody knows that. I mean,
that's just if you haven't figured out the three shells.
By now, I wonder about you. I mean, so let
you tell us how it works. I just figured you
should know by now you're in a fully grown it out. Yes,
I got to show you how to clean your butt ox.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That can't be my job. Yeah, leave it up to
the cartoon bears on television. Those bears creep me out, dude,
that's just yeah. And they're always wiggling their ass, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Damn well, somebody did too many mushrooms and came up
with the Sharman Bears.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, they terrify me. By the way. Congratulations Before we
leave the waffle house for selling their one billionth waffle.
This is waffle Week, after all. A woman in Atlanta,
Gelgia apparently ordered the one billion waffle and she got
a plaque with her name on it and a free meal.
Who that must have felt good? Huh? I wish I'd
(12:28):
have been there. Do you wish you had?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You missed out? Well, I guess I'll go and start
the next billion. I'll be the one. It takes you
a while to get there. I guess you're a fisherman.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Billy Ed Violating the fishing rolls is that a you
know in your I don't recommend it. A video from Bonemanville,
Ontario shows Southeast Asian men do what you will with
that phrase, flipping salmon out of a small stream during
the annual salmon run back to their spawning locations early
September's peak. Salmon fishing sea and fishermen across the continent
(13:01):
catch millions of fish sure as they return up river
to spawn, but it is highly illegal to catch salmon
near their actual spawning sites, especially with nets, unless you're
a bear, which includes upriver from Lake Ontario Bowmanville.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh. They have a lot of rules about when and
where and how you get salmon. They're a fun fish
because I don't catch them myself. I do enjoy it
a little salmon from time to time me too, especially
on a bagel. That they're freshwater fish when they're breeding,
and then they swim out to the ocean right, and
then they come back to the fresh water again for
(13:34):
the reading, and then they go back to the back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Most fish through either saltwater or fresh water. That's true.
It kind of reminds me of myself. You know, you
could catch me at a dive bar. You could catch
me at Catholic mass two different versions of Kenny depending
on where you run into me.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You know what I mean? Why didn't I just let
the bears take them, get boys up in Canada and
deal with them that way, because you know, every time
you fish for salmon, your competition is.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I don't know, Billy Ed, why didn't they feed
the Pakistani fisherman into bears?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's a it's a really good question. Well would have
solved the problem, but well there's a reason they got
laws and every now and then, yeah, fool around and
find out, pull around and find out. That's what that
was that little pause before you said fool Yeah, well
you have to be careful. You know, we sell those
(14:24):
shirts at our comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jesse Peyton sells them FAFO October fifth, Bad Astronaut Brewing Company,
Chad Pray through Jesse Peyton, Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, Billy
ed Hatfield, mister oh, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's quicker if you just say Walton Johnson Johnson show.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, but I'm trying to promote your brand, mister Kenneth brand.
You know, you know, like not a lot of people
get it. Your birthdays on Valentine's Day, or that you
own the headshd. You know, so people forget. Some people
just think you are. We even get calls once in
a while they're like, who's the woman on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
His name is Billy Ed. I don't think you're funny,
don't you. Well, he said it, I didn't say it. Yeah,
but you said him up. You'll probably plan that all
out over the weekend, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
One more quickie before we get out of here. Mark
Zuckerberg is being sued by Mark Zuckerberg. Sorry, Okay, there's
this guy and he's a lawyer from Indiana. His name
and his name is Mark Zuckerberg, and he's older than
Mark Zuckerberg. The Mark Zuckerberg and his Facebook account keeps
getting deleted or taken down or banned because the platform
tells him you can't be Mark Zuckerberg. But he says,
(15:30):
in his defense, he's been Mark Zuckerberg longer than Mark
Zuckerberg's been.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah. Well, I guess he should have got really, really
really rich.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I do hope he wins the discrimination lawsuit. But then,
on the other hand, even if he loses, look at
the bright side, you don't have to use Facebook.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How about that. Don't forget boys and Girls too, We
eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
it mean we're going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, no, no, there will be a new sh show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
a lovely store and you could buy things there. Walton
Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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