How many Trump Cabinet Members Have Been Arrested - TUE 7.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you want to you want to play a game?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you like to play a game?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
You're like this thermo nuclear war, sort of thermal nuclear
judicial war. Fun figurative not literal, Bill Billy. I don't
know if you're right for this, mister Kenneth. You'll probably
get it first. I'm gonna start reading you guys a
list of people? Or is this a contest?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes? Stop me winning?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well not, I'm not playing this game. Y'all don't want
to include me.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, it's not that we didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, I wouldn't get it. I understand. This is for
white people.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, we wouldn't exclude you. No, we just didn't.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Want you to feel like you know you you had
to be We already we've already made you the winner
because of that, because of equity, yeah and all that
other stuff. Yeah, you've already won this. This is for
second place. It's between the two white people. Let's play
the game, all right. Tell me what this is a
list of Just stop me, interrupt me when you know what.
It's a list of synthesizers. No, it's not a list.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I thought i'd just jump out early. No, it's not
a list of scents. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, I'm d X seven, Rob, I'm messing Donald J. Trump,
Stephen K. Bannon, Peter Navarro, Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
The Democrat, Powell the dream of of of what's the
thing where they put you in prison for life?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Death row? Democrats death row dream?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
No, but you're close, You're oh, you're so close. I
want to help you. You want me to keep reading
the list?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I do the list. Check Trump and Bannon and
who else?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Jenna Ellis, Michael McDonald of the Rose rook No, no
of the of the Trump administration. Michael kind of giving
you a big hit there, Eileen Rice, Jesse Waugh.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Go ahead and agree with John Mehan the Democrats idea
of death row.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Jeremy just tell you. This is a list of all the.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Republicans that were arrested under the Biden administration. Trump, Nada, OLIVERA. Bannon, Navarro, Grimes,
Julian Meadows, Eastman, Powell, Ellis. I'm actually skipping some names
because there's not everybody on the list you'd know. Paul Still, Schaeffer, Latham, Clark, Coody, Chili,
Floyd Lee, Smith, Roman Boyer, Ward Cotal Hoffman, Guys, I'm

(02:13):
not even halfway through.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It, and they were all arrested for exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, you know, I would have given it away.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I left I left off a couple of really good names, Papadoppolous, Bannon, Vanderwood, Rooke, Rodriguez, Renner, Madic.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Exactly what did they get arrested for? What they do?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
They were Republicans and the Trump administer that was it
percent it guys plus twelve hundred and sixty five January
sixth defendants. Now I will read a list of Democrats
arrested under the Donald Trump administration.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Zero.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh oh, well what about all in protesters in Chicago
and Portland and all the other places where they're out
there in the middle of the street and doing all
kinds of horrible crimes that I've seen with my own eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Fair, but I would argue those are communists? Uh huh?
Are they Democrats?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
They didn't get arrested, though, did they, Well, a lot
of them got released. They if they got detained, they
were quickly let go so they could get back out
there and get back to work. And it is work
because they're being paid to do it, by the way,
Oh one, how else are they paying their bills. How
are they out there all the time constantly? Where are
they getting money from? Why do they all have the

(03:20):
same gas mask? Why do they all have the same tent? Yeah,
everything they've got was provided to them by the George
Soross of the world.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
You know another thing I find remarkable about today's news cycle. Uh,
we're getting into the third week here the government shutdown.
Nobody even cares or the second week. It's day seven. Yeah,
it's in the second week. Yeah, sorry, technically nobody cares
the start of the second week. Do you remember the
last time there was a government shutdown with a big
damn deal?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It was not really you don't remember, No.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I did know that. Now people are warning us not
to fly until this shutdown's over because the air traffic
controllers surly they're either coming to work and not really
doing anything, or they're just not showing up for work,
and that's causing them to cancel flights because you know,

(04:11):
they don't want you up there flying around if nobody's
air controlling.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So be careful out there.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And what's great is we don't have to worry about
the members of Congress. They're still going to get their paycheck,
Like every other week.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Of the year.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
But our military and you know, the law enforcement types
that sort of thing. No, no, nothing for them. Yeah,
I think we know who makes the laws, the people
that are getting paid what laws we have laws? They
wrote the law, and somehow or another, it just seems
to benefit them.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Here's what I don't get.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
How come I have to follow all the laws and
nobody else does Nobody I don't like laws.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, I'm supposed to follow them too.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
One third of the country doesn't have to follow them,
that's right. When's our day off from following the law?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
When's our day to not have.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
To look both ways before I we crossed the street?
Or you know, I could just buy beer for some
teenagers or the parking lot of a seven to eleven.
Not that I'd want to, I don't actually, frankly, I
don't want them anywhere near me.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
But still, you know, it'd be nice to know I
could just go out.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
And do that if I smoke smoke weed out on
the streets of Houston. Yeah, thanks exactly. Nate dog gets it,
you know, they dog get it. How come these guys
could break the law all the time. We have to
follow all the laws I'd like to drive one hundred
and twenty.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like the Russian lady said to Tony soprano, where is
my night? And shining Satin sat. He didn't get the
ideas Russian. Sure, in Russia that was a one legged girl.
She was pretty hot. You ever do a one legged girl?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
KINI? You know I never have, but I figure there
are advantages here.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh, right away? I can think of you know, one
or two?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Sure, yeah, I could tell anything of one. But she
couldn't get away from you. No, just like the angles
you could. You know, there's different.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
If she tries to run from you, and most women do,
she probably does end up going in a circle.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
This isn't about praying on people. It's about getting in
position as you couldn't normally do.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Speaking of that, we mentioned the Taylor Swift you know
Genitalia song earlier, but you didn't actually listen to it,
did you.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
We have to listen to a Taylor Swift song? No,
we will do that.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay, we won't. How about we don't play it, but
we take a little peek at the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
This is this gonna be like that time we read
the lyrics from Baby It's cold outside and then we
read the lyrics from wet Ass p Word, and we
tried to make you guess which one the liberals wanted
to outlaw, which song was supposed to get banned.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
It was tricky, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And weirdly it was the song about having a wholesome
time by the fireplace, stick around and find out.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I've got to hang over it. Who knows what that means.
I mean you're drunk. No, it means I was drunk yesterday.
Walton and Johnson, you.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Know, yes, Um, is this a sex thing? I didn't
get the reference in it. Yeah, well, when Billy had
talks like that, it's usually like.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Ooh yeah, standing away up, firm and high. Never mind,
if I have to explain that, you just go back
to the pre stood der Kinnie.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Why didn't you just say she had big jugs? That's
how songs are.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Nowadays artistic, And it wasn't nowadays. It was a long
time ago. So Taylor Swift's got a new album out,
and I'm sure part of the plan to sell the
album is to have people like us shocked and oh
my god, I'm aghast. This is how Taylor explores her
maturity and her relationship. The girl is thirty almost thirty six.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, she's too all due. I've just discovered sex just now.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just kind of embarrassing to be But the lyrics to
the song called wood.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Okay, not like would.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You but Woodie. I've told people five minutes ago that
we wouldn't play the song.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, I'm gonna play it in the background while you
explain it. I feel like people are gonna turn this off.
This is well, you're gonna talk. We're gonna talk about
something other swift music. Can he it's in the background.
We're not gonna vibe to it.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm starting to break out.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm getting itchy. Okay, what do you want to say
about wood God?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Her album features a song called wood It is the
ninth track, and fans are finding out now that the
lyrics or blaming a playful innuindo with romantic themes showcasing
her fiance's genitals. Song begins with she wrote a song

(08:30):
about a vagina. No no, Travis is uh, let me
just get to it. Forgive me. It sounds cocky. He
he almatized me and opened my eyes redwood Tree. It
ain't hard to see His love is the key that

(08:51):
opened my thighs.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
H I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
That is I'm supposed to think that that's riskue when
I grew up with this, I like, sorry, Taylor, You're not.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right there, man, I gotta tell you. I mean she
said this the fray open my thighs.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Wow, I can't believe this thirty six year old woman
is finally exploring her sexuality.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
She said, girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet
to know a hard rock is on the way, which
could be interpreted as a double entone referring to her
engagement ring and his erection.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wink wink, say no more. I think it's just vague
enough where everyone knows what it is.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Lord Taylor, I'm I'm I'm ashamed for you.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Taylor Swift wrote a song and I'm looking it up
because I don't like her music, nor do I listen
to it. Bigger than the Hall Sky was a song
about a miscarriage and the profound grief of losing a
pregnancy for a birth, and I noticed that the liberal
media does not celebrate that. M Really, They're very excited
about a song about Travis Kelsey's junk, but they don't

(10:07):
want to talk about losing an unborn baby, because that
would mean you'd have to acknowledge that schmis Schmorshen is murdered, and.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
That's certainly not a loss, right, No, Well, unborn baby,
that's that's just a collection of sales. You know, sometimes
you lose it, sometimes you stick with it, you know
how they feel about that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Look, I listen to industrial music and death metal, and
I get it, I'm the wrong guy to be analyzing
Taylor Swift music. But I think if we're going to
celebrate her for writing an edgy song, it's not going
to be a song about double on tendres, about a
football player's junk. That's the song about the unborn baby.
That's the thing that's that's the thing that's brave. That's

(10:43):
the thing you're not supposed to write a song about.
Come on, dude, that's pretty bold. Look, I'll applaud Taylor
for that. I think that's kind of cool, But that's
not a new song that came out years ago, and
I'm still not going to listen to it.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't care. Oh hell no, no. I grew up, guys,
I grew up with this music, this woman.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You know, like we've had songs about vulgar sex stuff.
Singing about a guy's junk that's been on MTV since
the nineties.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Nobody cares. But it wasn't Taylor. This is Teddy, all right,
Well this is for the swifties. Well, someone's gonna write
a song about a man's junk. I just think a
big black lady would probably be funnier to listen to
her than the skinny white cat girl. You know, maybe
Jasmine Crockett could do a little so something. You know,
see now you're talking jazzman.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Crockett could probably write a song about a guy's junk
that would be funny.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Stacy Abrams, Oh, good god, No, I mean that's not
I mean we said funny.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
We didn't say it would arouse us.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I bet Stacy Abrams write a song about a guy's
junk could probably be funny.

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That's why they get on TV so much.

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is gonna be the what they call that the sound

(12:09):
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Speaker 1 (12:12):
Rule the TV tonight.

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