How The U.S Will Make a Comeback - THU 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, billy, I want wow. I like I'm a little
on the.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
He likes his women wild.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's a little on the trashy sad. You see, I'm
playing that man.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll tell you what. It sounds good until it isn't.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh, you have experience.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's gone through a list of all the women I
dated over the past couple of years.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Since it must be like a scroll. H you're getting rolling.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That thing out, beautiful gorgeous psychopaths that all belong in
straight jackets. No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
They're nice people. But you didn't any butterfaces we were.
Can we explain that? Just something it was on my mind?
I thought, maybe, you know, give a butterface a try.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
All right, I won't explain what it was because I
don't want to promote him because he doesn't need our help.
But there's a very famous radio personality who is supposedly
getting canceled right now.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Why do you ask if we should explain it. I'm
not going to say it, and then I said no,
But now you're explaining it anyway. I don't know why
you asked the question. If you knew you were going
to do it, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're like a child who's like, I want to do it.
I want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah, I'm like one
of the women that I date. You really are We
know why they're psychos. Anyway, The point is if you're
if you spent your whole career being politically incorrect and
then in the eleventh hour you decide you want to
pander to cancel culture in the far left, don't be
surprised if you suddenly become very unpopular. You can't be both.

(01:25):
You can either be edgy and cool, or you could
be a liberal douche. There's no living there's no Venn diagram.
There people that exist with a foot in both pools. Okay,
it's my only point there.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm glad to hear you guys bring up my reports earthquakes, volcanoes,
et cetera, because I did have a lesson to share.
Part of the lesson planned this morning, kids, is an
update on the quakes around the world. Now, this past
Sunday they had a six point one quaker in Turkey,

(01:56):
which which followed recently by Tuesday with a six point
three in Indonesia. Now you'll probably remember last Thursday, Alaska
had a nice, big old quake over there. You know,
even New Jersey's getting on this, and that's not part
of the Ring of Fire, but three point zero in

(02:16):
New Jersey about two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Uh. And then of course there's Russia.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
As you know, Russia had the biggest UH in maybe
Russia history at eight point eight. That's the one that
triggered all the tsunami warnings. And apparently somebody got a
few little tsunami waves hitting them. But nothing like in
the movies.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, it's nothing like this the movies. And it's also
now anything like the sushi.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Raw No, not that. Yeah, but that's a good roll,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It isn't bad.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know, if you dip it in that sauce and
you get the barbecue on it and everything.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Man, some of that sushi stuff, if they'll just cook
it a little bit, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, they say, yeah, they do sushi. Now it's not
even raw fish.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, a lot of it's cooked, which is fine with me, Like,
what is this sushi raw?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, it's oh yeah, well you can bring me that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And fried shrimp. Who don't like a fried shrimp?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
If you don't like fried shrimp, you don't belong at
this party exactly. I'm very suspicious of anyone that doesn't
like fried shrimp.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now, besides earthquakes and volcanoes erupting around the planet, we
do have another type of natural disaster just waiting to
come ruin your day.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's other kinds of natural disasters. How many are there?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
There is erin the tropical storm we're being terrified about.
The Weather Service. Is Aaron building into a major hurricane?
A major hurricane is she makes her way towards the
East coast, that's the most important part of America. Well,
making your way towards Now. Other people are saying, I

(03:43):
don't like Aaron's even gonna make landfall because by the
time she gets to Puerto Rico, probably they think a
Cat three. These are all just the weather experts who
know about as much as me. They said, Aaron is
gonna start hooking a hard right turn right around Puerto Rico.
It's gonna curve to the right and almost like pull
a full ui a right turn uie, which is awkward

(04:07):
and may not even come to the East coast at all.
But I'm sure it'll kick up some rain and there'll
be some flooding on some islands. They'll be able to
show you. And that's always scary, so as long as
they can scare you. But I just checked, she's still
just a tropical storm. And all week long they've been
saying Aaron will grow, grow, grow, but she wasn't growing.

(04:29):
Forty five miles an hour was her average wind speed Monday, Tuesday, yesterday,
didn't change. Now Aaron has grown to fifty two fifty
two mile an hour wind speed. Yeah, and some gusts even.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
But Gus is going to be there.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
He's a good old boy. He had a treasure of them.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Last week at the comedy show. He's a good guy. Yeah,
he always supports us. Wells is there.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, you know, it's just like they.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
They love to keep you, keep you scared, panicky, frightened,
because the average human beings a panicky creature.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Fear is a four letter f word, Billy, Yes it is,
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You just set it out loud on the radio. I know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, I just want to remind people don't let a
four letter f word control you. Thank you, You decide
what you do, You determine your own fate. If you're alone,
what it do, am. I right, Yeah, you gotta do it. Yeah,
it's the weekend. It called do what it do?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, that's just Thursday, but Thursdays do what they do.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Ma'am, your your only son was just murdered in a
drive by shooting here in Compton. Do you have any comment. Yeah,
at the weekend it called do what it do.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That the way it be you around here.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I guess that's one way to live your life. Nothing
to do about it. So just roll with it, go
with the flow, is what they say.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
In the many years of doing this radio show, there's
been a handful of soundbites and news stories. I'll just
never forget. I'll never forget the Compton mom who, with
a smile on her face, told the TV news reporter, Yeah,
I assume all my kids will get murdered at some
point living in this neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Luck, it's just naturally gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'll never forget when an inmate was accidentally released from
the Lafia jail named Ron Trelan, Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Ron Trelan, I wonder if he's still alive and where
he is, what he's doing today.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'll never forget the very objectively beautiful Yeah, callus, Ron Trelan, Yeah, Collus.
I'll never forget the very beautiful but probably very evil
and sick in the head meth addict from Monroe, Louisiana,
who told a police officer the myth that he found
in her vagina wasn't hers.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't know how I got there.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
And then when you saw the mugshot, it was just
she was objectively attractive. You're like, oh, I hate that.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I think she's pretty.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
But now I believe her, you know, yesterday, Anna Paulina Luna,
here's another one.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'll never forget this one. She's a little haughty too,
ain't she.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Why does every beautiful woman have to be batsuper crazy?
Anna Paulina Luna. Let me pull it up here so
I can make sure I'm explaining what she said correctly
claims she has seen evidence of interdimensional time traveling time
traveling beings that date back thousands of years, and that
the US government is reverse engineering this technology. Now I

(07:07):
know what you're thinking. That woman must work at like
Info Wars or Coast to Coast. That must be some
fill in host for Alex Jones or somebody that got
canceled from a late night public access show. No, that
woman is a lawmaker in Florida. But she's good looking.
She's one of the most famous women in the House
of Representatives because she looks great. She really fills out

(07:29):
a bikini.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, is interdimensional beings? Is that just a fancier word
for space alien? I assume we're good. What's the dimensional
thing about there? Well, if you want to learn about it,
you got to stick around. We're going to play some
soundbites from that interview coming up here. Well, you know,
she might not be wrong. I know, sound crazy, but

(07:52):
you know, all through history we had a bunch of
people saying stuff that sounded crazy one day, and then
the next day some guy flips the switch and light
just comes out of a bulb in the ceiling, and we're.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Like, what, who the hell did that? So you never know.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, no, you're right about that. There are a lot
of insane conspiracy theories that turned out to be true.
For example, once upon a time, I could remember. If
you told people in polite society that there was an
island in the middle of the Caribbean where billionaires went
to rape children, oh.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Please, that's some science fiction movie.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
If you told people the CIA ran experiments from the
nineteen fifties to the seventies using LSD on unwitting subjects.
You'd think, Wow, that never happened. No, it's called mk ultro.
It's a real thing. If you told people that for
forty years the US Public Health Service gave black men
syphilis to find out what it did to them, they
would say.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, that's just nuts. No, nobody did that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
It was called the Tuskegee Syphilis Experience.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Did that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
If you told people that in the nineteen sixties the
US military proposed false flag attacks involving fail terror attacks
on US soil to justify invading Cuba, nobody would believe you.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was called Operation Northwoods, and on and on. The examples. Go,
I just I will say this, Kenny, and I think
you'll probably agree. Yeah, what would I agree to take?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Heed that?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Be not deceived.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm already too busy kirding my loins. How am I
going to do that?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Put the girding down and start eating?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm all wants to get excited about.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
What's to get excited about it?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right, It's just Thursday, just
regular thirst.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, every one am very excited about.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
About this show. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
After it's a.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Guy coming through it must be important. Somebody walking ahead
of him saying, make a hole.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's wearing one of those those weird looking white wigs
with a black robe. He must be important.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh boy, the English people are weirding.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Boy, they're the worst. And their food is so gross.
Do you know they only eat one kind of egg
over there?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah? If you went in there and you were like scrambled,
they were like, no, we only do over easy with
mushy peas and beans.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I want that for breakfast. Put you all for eating?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
What did we lose a war? Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah you did. They lost every war. Here you can
get like a dozen different kinds of eggs. Think about
all the different kinds of eggs. You can have just
the fried eggs. Then you got choices. You want them runny, medium,
you want to yoke a heart. Who wants a hard yolk?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Don't. I don't get that, and.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I get it. I guess maybe like on a burger
or something where you don't want to drip it all
all that.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I want that yellow just running and dripping everywhere. Man,
That's what makes them good. But then you go away
from the fried, you can go uh, scrambled, sure, and
you can you know, scrambled running. Nobody wants a runny no,
but what's the difference between that and the other thing?
It's not good. But then there's a something called poaching,
which I'm against it when you're you know, hunting animals

(10:51):
out of season. But a poached egg is supposed to
be good. You put it on like a breakfast sandwich. Bill, Okay,
you know as long as that running a yolk comes
shooting out of there with it. Yeah, I like it
to shoot out when you bite into it. You wanted
to shoot out? Yah, that's good stuff. Be careful how
you explain that?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
A little boiled?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And apparently some people like a soft boiled egg, which
I like running yolk, but not in hard boiled eggs.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I want a hard boil.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I feel like there's only two kinds of eggs you
really want, right, there's a soft over easy, and then
over medium.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I like the running yolk. That's all.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Whatever it takes, whatever you want to call it, over medium,
you know, whatever that make it running.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I either want very runny or just a little running,
depending on what I'm going to do with the egg.
Cheesy scrambled is not bad.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Beezy scrambled a good way to go.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
You do like an omelet, though, I happen to know
from you, know, knowing you for a while. Kenny loves
a good omelet once in a while.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
If I'm trying to be a little easy on the waistline, there,
I go get an omelet. But then I fell it
with all the stuff that would have made it just
a regular sandwich.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
You're lying to yourself, but that's what we do. Yeah,
makes you feel better?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Good?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, Well, if I have to lie to someone, it
might as well be myself.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
And then there's course outer digs. You ever had that?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, I didn't even know that. No, what kind of
Tommy Pinko nonsense is that?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's the nastiest thing you'll eat for a while. I
bet you who conquered.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Us if we have that, we don't do that much anymore.
There was a time things were expensive, you know, and
couldn't afford it, But then along came Joe Biden and
fixed everything.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Boy, I don't know if that's how I describe it, Billy,
I'd just don't know. If I'm with you, on that one.
There's a report today claiming DOGE only saved US one
point four billion dollars. How many one point four billion?
It's about five percent of what they claimed.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
And I don't even know if I believe that what
happened to the trillion, But even if that.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Is true, that's still more one point four billion than
pretty much any other previous presidential administration.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, so you could have either saved one, let's say,
one and a half billion dollars, or we could have
spent it. Now, if you spend it instead of save it,
that's actually three billion, ain't it.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, it's still good. But I don't, by the way,
I find that to be an exaggeration or an underestimation.
I don't believe it. But the other thing DOGE did
that you can't quite put in a data spreadsheet is
they went out and they figured out all the ways
the government was inefficient, all the places out there where
we could have had software or a computer doing something
that instead we had nineteen people doing you know, instead

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of having this ancient filing system inside an old, hollowed
out mine somewhere on the side of a mountain in Pennsylvania,
what if we just had a single laptop do the
same job. Oh whoa hey, Yeah, No, it didn't occur
to anybody that we have new technology that were still
doing it the way we did it in nineteen forty eight.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Oh yeah, they used the Dewey National system. I think
I remember that thing.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, Dewey sucks. You ever meet that guy?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
And the card catalog in the library was about the
size of this wall back here. And now you can
put all that on your phone.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, but we don't want to go with all that.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
But when DOGE wasn't saving money, you're finding ways to
make the government more efficient, DOGE was protecting women on
the streets of Washington, d C. From carjacking. And for
some reason, JB. Pritzker heard the story about the young
DOGE employee, the teenage boy Edward Korstein aka Big Big
but Big Balls, Billy, Biky big Balls. He's a man.

(14:21):
You see, you put some respect in your mouth when
you say his name, Billy. This guy put as he
was brutally beaten protecting a woman from a carjacket.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Maybe you just don't put big Ball's name in your
mouth at all.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I like big Ball, damn it. You you made me
do that all right, here's JB. Pritzker mocking a teenage
boy who protected a woman from being carjacked. Our federal
workers don't deserve to have some nineteen year old doge
bro called big balls destroy their careers federal work. You'd
be lucky to have big balls in your mouth, buddy,

(14:51):
whose career was destroyed. Well, that's JB. Pritzker talking to
a bunch of government employees in Illinois, where I think
government employees is the number one domestic import. I don't
know what the hell they do in Illinois. Anyone don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
How he managed to destroy careers by getting beat up.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Illinois had a few things going forward economically, besides the
city of Chicago, which is obviously a financial hub.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't care what you're doing back there. I don't
think anybody else hears it.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
What the song my years, they're attuned to anything with
the big.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Balls, you do enjoy big balls. In the state of Illinois,
where JB. Pritzker claims to be the leader, they had
a few things going for him. Chicago a financial hub. Obviously.
They have a stock exchange, their Chicago Stock Exchange, which
used to be very relevant back before COVID, and then
of course soybeans and corn they grow that. And then
what about manufacturing, Well, they used to have Caterpillar, they

(15:42):
used to have John Deere. And before you write me
an email, Kenny, they still have that stuff. You're having
this argument with the wrong guy. I can remember when
they were cranking out machines in the state of Illinois.
And now a lot of that stuff is outsourced. A
lot of it's done in other countries. It's not like
it used to be. Send them all away. They close
the factories, they shut down the assembly lines. Where did

(16:04):
that stuff go? Went to Mexico, went to you know,
Bermuda whatever, third world hellhole. Probably not Bermuda, but somewhere,
you know, in Central America or South America or Asia,
or they're just not building stuff here anymore. And as
much as you might think, well, we don't need it,
we can let China do it. They have slave labor,
they have children. What. First of all, that's totally in

(16:26):
moral and unethical. But second of all, that is an
antiquated way of thinking, because we can't compete with them
in terms of slave labor. Believe me, we got rid
of that a long time ago. I'm sure we all
agree that was good, right, Billiod what's that? Now we're
getting rid of slave labor, but now we have robots,
and robots can compete with children that are forced to
work eighteen hours a day.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Aren't robots basically slaves, they're just the new slaves. They
didn't volunteer for this. We forced them to do what
they're doing.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Mm hmm, yeah that pretty soon picking.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
We're gonna have to robots unite for freedom.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Absolutely no, actually no, I'd rather have the robots took fine,
don't whisper it. Well, we could change the name of
John dear to I don't know, Jose Deer or something
like that and make everybody feel better. Well, they don't
have any Mexicans out there in the field anymore. First
of all, they're not Mexicans, they're Guatemalans. Just because they
look the same to all you white liberals, it's two
totally different countries cultures. Nobody wants to eat Guatemalan food.

(17:23):
Mexicans food is delicious, it's not the same thing. Understand
the culture. But second of all, we're not making people
work in the field anymore because we have a better
system now, Thank god, We don't have to force humans
to do the work that robots can do. And I,
for one, welcome the robot uprising when they come to
kill Billy. Yet I'm happy to be the morning show
host that they listen to every day.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I know you think welcoming them and putting that word
out there is going to stick in their memory banks,
But they don't care. Just like they said in that terminator,
you know, he don't have no remorse, no pity.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
And he absolutely will not stop. So all the all
the oh, yeah, I'm with the robots.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
When when the time comes, it ain't gonna help you, Son,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Ah fel like it's a pretty good strategy. I mean,
I look at you, I look at me. I figure
I may not be able to outrun the robot, but
I could outrun you no problem.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Is that what has come down to?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Now? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I just figure if I had a each man for himself.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Sorry Belly, but why would someone do a radio show
on a Thursday Walton and Johnson Radio Network