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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's Van Halen. That's right. I almost forgot what
(00:01):
I was playing.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh and why are you playing it?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Well, because it's like end of summer songs. The kids
go back to school on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I can't convince you that we still have a month
of summer left.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Huh, it's just themes.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, why not play at the end of.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Summer, because there's no month before summer end songs? These
are ended. We're in the end. When would you agree
that we're near.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The end of substrepperis this morning? Is that the fact
that you're living alone? But for starting to build up
a little bit For.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Two reasons, I don't know what a strepperist means, and
I'm not going to look it up to help you
make your argument. And number two, I just did I
like to do themed songs on a Friday. If you're
not careful, I'm going to turn that webcam.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Not a pumpkin spice latte theme show then, because the theme.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Pumpkin spice latte isn't even a real thing. It's just
a combination of chemicals combined together that they think give
a nice, unique splash of flavor to the taste of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You're not even eating pumpkin. It's not in there.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, there's no pumpkin and pumpkin spice floppe. I will
agree with you all that it's carbio die, moxilide or whatever.
That's what that's what you're eating. Hey, speaking of ingredients
all stuff. Buddy Mine pointed this out yesterday. He took
a picture of it and showed it to me. You
ever get into you go into BUCkies? I do that, yeah,
all the time. I was just in one the other day.
(01:16):
Why what do you what do you like to get?
What do you get over there? You get one in
barbecue sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, here's generally my routine when I go into buckets.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lord, whole routine. Oh yeah, all ass was a yes
or no? Sandwich?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You're getting the answer, Yes, I have a sandwich. At first,
I go to the bathroom because it's clean and that first.
Then I head over to the hot bar where they
and I just decide what I'm doing that It could
be nuggets, could be the brisket sandwich they got pulled pork.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What if it's breakfast time, would you get the brisket
and egg taco?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I would do that. Why do this is a
tainted or something. This is a list.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Of the ingredients in a brisket and egg breakfast taco
from BUCkies. You would think it would have uh, egg, egg, brisket, brisket,
maybe some wheat or eggs, you know. Oh my god,
I can't pronounced half of this stuff. The list is
(02:10):
i'd say, about what eight eight nine inches long. It's
a huge sticker they put on there. And I have
no idea what most of this stuff is. Metabblous sulfate,
insims meal, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, ens of Mozilla's. That's where the flavor comes from.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Aluminum sulfate.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm sure that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you think it wouldn't taste any good if they
took the aluminum sulfate out?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I had an aluminum cann earlier, and I remember thinking
this would compliment eggs and bacon, Well, sure would, sure,
Why I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't get it. I don't know why has to
have that many ingredients in it, But that's that's the
way they do.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I don't know either, But I'll tell you what.
My boy RFK Junior, he's gonna fix that. Like just
the other day, he was saying, I'm gonna fix the
taco he said, paties.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But he understood him because people tune that kind of
thing right out.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, they sure do.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did you see the Biden Biden spokesman on TV yesterday
admitting that he only saw President Biden twice in two years?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah? Why haven't we talked about that yet?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
This is just shocking. His name is Ian Sam's and
he was a spokesperson in the Biden White House. Well,
he testified four. They're talking about pulling Kamala into these testimonies.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Guys, it was his job to speak for Biden on
his behalf. And he never met Biden. Don't say never
they met twice. They never they met twice and.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Said they have met Okay, I'm speaking in.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Hyperbole, Okay, during those subst during those two times that
they met, do you think he got a good understanding
of what was going on in Biden's brain in the story?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, but they did meet obviously, uh twice in two years.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think Biden remembers meeting him?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No? I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
He couldn't pick him out of a lineup if we
showed Biden a photo of that guy. Right now, he
said who's spokesperson. Do you think he'd be like, oh, yeah,
that was my guy. No, do you think he would
say mm waffles, Not at all. I am beginning to
think this Joe Biden guy wasn't really the president for
four years.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What. Yeah, I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yesterday, Michelle Wu, the mayor of Boston, Well she's a peach,
ain't she. They wanted to make a point about illegal immigrations,
so first they brought out a mariachi band, which, if
you think about it, is kind of racist because.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
A mariachi band the Balton Boston. Right, Yeah, that's just
that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We've made this point before.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
If you think illegal immigrants are just Mexicans, you're missing
the point. The illegal immigrants from Mexico came here generations ago.
I'm not saying there aren't still some, but most of
the illegal immigrants coming now are from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Venezuela,
They're from Haiti.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're for like one hundred and ten different countries that
aren't Mexico.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
China, the Congo, Eastern Europe. I mean, they're coming from
the Mid East, right, like Mexico. You think they're just Mexicans. No,
so first they had the mariachi band play. Then Michelle
Wou came out and she's the Boston mayor. She made
this point.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The administration Boston follows the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Law, unlike the Trump administration. Boston follows the law. She says,
do they protecting illegals? She says following the law? She says,
arresting these illegal immigrants is illegal. And you're probably thinking, well,
wouldn't that mean that they're not illegal immigrants?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But right, but they actually are. I think she doesn't
know what she's talking about, not a bit or she knows,
and she just hopes we don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Don't you wonder when these representatives from the city or
the state show up on national television in a place
where you don't live and you don't see them every day,
who voted for her, who was so bad that they
lost an election to this person?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, it's a very good question.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh that's just scary.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Imagine that. Imagine coming in second place to Michelle Wou.
And then she goes on TV and she says, arresting
illegal immigrants is against the law. And you know, it's
a good argument to make, even if it's clearly a lie,
because it makes them all feel like they're on the
right side.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, sure, they are making arguments. They're very good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's why they don't want you to say illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They're just hypocrites, that's all.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
They are. Hippocrites. If you notice they're all ninety.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, why don't we deal with her in the South,
have a big salute to what's her face, Wu, Michelle Wou,
Michelle Wu, and maybe have some dancing chopsticks and fortunate
cookies to show you know how we're trying to reach
(06:42):
out to her, to get in touch with her.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, that would be racist.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
But when she has a mariachi band for the illegal immigrants,
that's not race at all, even though it seems.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like it actually is. Who gets to make these rules?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't know, do you know what I'll say? Notice
you ever see Gen Wu, the Texas state representative.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The dean's brother or it's his sister.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I've never seen Gen Wood, the Democrat leader from Texas,
and Michelle Wou, the Boston mayor, in the same place
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Have you No?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't think I have, now that you mentioned it,
and they do kind of look alike. What do you
mean that all Chinese look alike. No, I think they
might be the same person. Oh of just those two? Yeah,
exactly what did you think I was being racist?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Is it the haircut? When have I ever been racist?
I mean, come on, well, what time is it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Hey, are you guys thinking about lunch yet? Speaking of
what do you Yeah? Red lobster hitting the cracker barrel?
Well no, I wasn't gonna do that me neither. No, No,
I was taking red lobster for lunch. They have the
most talked about food item of the week right now.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'm new from Red Lobster, sustainably sourced, possibly from a
Walmart parking lot. Our radioactive shrimp is a fallout of
flavor with glow in the dark chern Obil sauce. It'll
cost a nuclear reaction on your taste buds. Give some
meltdown in your mouth. Radioactive shrimp only get red lobster.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Warning may cause superpowers. I was waiting more to flight
recently and I noticed that the pilot was a female,
which I thought was cool. I've never seen a woman
fly a plane.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I mean I didn't actually see her fly the plane,
because honestly, I caught a different flight.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
This is The Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You who have gone through a devastating breakup at any
point in your life, whether it was this week or.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Years ago, your pussies get over it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Man up. Understand that while today might be hard and
tomorrow might also be difficult, things will get better and
there is someone out there that's right for you. It's
a little late for this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Jade Demirel sounds like a stripper man. You'd think she
is an experienced skydiver. She's made more than five hundred
successful jumps in her career as a skydiver, and up
until recently, she was in a relationship with a guy
named Ben.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I guess I see where this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And Ben was a skydiver also, you don't say, and
then they broke up, so uh, Jade thought, well, I
guess the only thing left for me to do skydive
would be to jump out of an airplane at fifteen
thousand feet, shock her and hit the ground.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, that's what happens here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't know if she have a shoot on she
just didn't pull it, or she didn't even bother with
the shoot. Yeah, she decided to do a skydive deliberately
jumped to her death one day after her relationship ended
with her partner? Are you one day?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Are you suggesting she did it on purpose or do
you think it was a coincident.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, it was absolutely on purpose. The corner people that
knew were everybody. They said, you know, it's been officially
ruled a suicide. Wow, she was in an airplane. She
intentionally jumped out and didn't She didn't skydive, she sky plummeted.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Does it say what stayed? I'm sorry, it's the UK Okay.
It was in the Okay, So I don't know what
the laws are over there. But is the pilot perhaps
need to be questioned and investigated now that they didn't
bring him up. You remember, I'm old enough to remember
all that doctor Kavorkian stuff. If this guy helped her
do it on purpose, I gotta think he's probably gonna
have some legal issues here.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Might not have said anything about that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I had to get up there, like she's done five
hundred times before. It's probably familiar with this guy or
whoever was flying the plane. Could have been a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, come on, that's crazy, because we obviously got a
different flight.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've got to assume.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I've got to assume it's possible that the pilot didn't know,
but there's no way that they don't do an investigation,
and that person's probably gonna have to sit in a
room under a hot lamp for an hour.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
She died of blunt force trauma. Well, duh, she's the
ground going one hundred and something miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Do you remember a while back there was skydiver I
think it was a red Bull stunt, and the skydiver
didn't use a parachute.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Instead, he landed on a net. That was crazy, wasn't it.
Who's a net? A net?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Billy yet held? Oh oh, gotch like the kind of
thing the trapeze guys would jump on fifty you know,
flies here, the yeah, the great history.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Scott emailed. He wants to know how Compete never protests
in front of the windmills that are killing so much wildlife.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's good point, Scott.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It seems like the Democrats don't want pete of bringing
attention to that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It is kind of remarkable how windmills have become this
thing that weekend environmentalists will talk about. But anybody who
really understands the energy industry knows they're not good for
the environment, not at all. What happens to the old
windmill parts when they stopped working after ten or twenty
years tops.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The life spanner is not good and then it's not
recyclable or none of that. They just have to bury
it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And it actually requires a lot of oil to operate,
you know WD forty, that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Are you guys like me? And pretty much everything you
know about windmills for energy you learned from Landman.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think we knew about it before that, because remember
they were putting windmills off the coast of New Jersey
and then they had all the whales that were surfacing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Whales didn't lag it at all, did they. Yeah, I
was messing with their uh you know, sonar, and they're
pretty smart. Whales were smart enough. There was make smarter
than Democrats, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
We were trying to hire a whale here at the
radio station for a while to do one of the
weekend producer gigs, but work out it was hard to
get them in here from Galveston.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's it's a community.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Plus, the doors not big enough really, you know, I
mean they can go, they can show up at the building,
but they can't get in.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
We just figured, what with the whole body positive movement,
we'd probably find a way to get them inside.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But it turns out that we just didn't have the
resources for it.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh well, well, good question, Peter. Explain yourselves, all right.
Big announcement from the FDA. The FDA is announcing that
if you recently bought Moose sunscreen, it's not really doing
anything for you. When I say moose, I'm it's spelled
like chocolate moose, like m o U s s am.
I saying that, right, I think that's it. But you
made everybody think of the animal, I know, I mean,
(13:10):
I couldn't help that. That's the word, right, it's a
spray foam. Americans should be aware of sunscreen products in
moose form, as they may not be effective. According to
the FDA, The agency is sending warning letters to five
companies marketing the products, saying, you know, it really didn't
do anything, And they said, you guys are kind of
ripping people off here. One of the companies is super Goop.
(13:30):
Is that what's her name goop is Gwyneth?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And then another one is Israel based k and h
oh No, what did you find? Well, there's people selling
bad sunscreen and it's it's linked to Israel.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You know you know who? You know what that means?
I think we do. This is going to drive the
anti Semites crazy. Now we're going to hear about.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
This all month. That's all they needed more ammo.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
According to the agency, the sunscreen, the sunscreen products marketed
by these companies are sold as drug, but based on
Section five of five of the f d NC act As,
I'm sure you know, sunscreen can only be approved for
marketing in oil, ocean cream, gel, butter paste, ointment stick, spray,
and other powder forms.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, but not moose, not moose or foam.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Did you hear what Bill Maher had to say about,
you know, the Jews. He will talk about the Jews occasionally. Well,
if I'm not mistaken, isn't he a Jewish? Yes, and
that's why he talks about them? I think. Okay, he
said there's not another country in the world that would
allow missiles to be rained down on them without fighting back.
What's ironicus that after World War two, everybody kept saying,
(14:35):
I don't understand why the Jews. Why did they just,
you know, go peacefully to their slaughter? But then when
they fight back, people say, well, I understand the Jews.
Why can't they just go peacefully to their slaughter? You
know they did that once and they're not gonna do
it anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah. Look, as you know, I'm not really passionate about
that war. I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't you know. I'll be the first to the men.
I don't claim to always understand everything about it, but
if I did, if I did have a lot of
opinions about it, I feel like this war could end
right now. Force some as to surrender immediately, will lay
down their weapons.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And here's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
All the aid deliveries to Gaza, those need to be
paused immediately. You don't like that, we won't give them food, water, electrical.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Starving children, start the children.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Can name a time in human history when one side
was expected to provide aid to the people they were
going to war with while.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You're still at in the war, not after when you've
already kicked our ass, but during.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So nothing enters Gaza until Hamas lays down its arms
and surrenders. Surrender means every hamas fighter walks out, hands
raised to the IDF, turns themselves in. They face trial
in court. They will be held accountable for the attacks.
On October seventh, twenty twenty three, when a bunch of
twenty somethings were murdered at a music festival that looked
an awful lot like Burning.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Man Already other music festival, it's just Burning Man's coming up.
There's no further negotiation about the hostages. They must be
handed over to the IDF. Now, this idea of yet
another Islamis terror state in Israel's neighborhood Palestine, that's got
to die. Forever Palestine goes away, Gaza belongs to Israel,
the war.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Ends have you?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Have you jotted this down and you know, made some
notes and sent that off to the leaders of all
these countries. I mean, yeah, you really need to put
that out. I mean, I'm telling you what I would
do if I was passionate about it. Billy, I think
they're missing the point here. That's wheating. It is one thing,
but you probably need to go ahead and you know,
get face to face with some of these guys. Yeah,
I didn't tweet that because those aren't my opinions. I'm
(16:35):
just telling you if I had opinions about it, if
I did, that's what That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's like that OJ book. If I did it, this
is what I would have done. It was a good books.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Wolton M. Johnson
So it's Van Halen. That's right. I almost forgot what
(00:01):
I was playing.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh and why are you playing it?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Well, because it's like end of summer songs. The kids
go back to school on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I can't convince you that we still have a month
of summer left.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Huh, it's just themes.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, why not play at the end of.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Summer, because there's no month before summer end songs? These
are ended. We're in the end. When would you agree
that we're near.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The end of substrepperis this morning? Is that the fact
that you're living alone? But for starting to build up
a little bit For.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Two reasons, I don't know what a strepperist means, and
I'm not going to look it up to help you
make your argument. And number two, I just did I
like to do themed songs on a Friday. If you're
not careful, I'm going to turn that webcam.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Not a pumpkin spice latte theme show then, because the theme.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Pumpkin spice latte isn't even a real thing. It's just
a combination of chemicals combined together that they think give
a nice, unique splash of flavor to the taste of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You're not even eating pumpkin. It's not in there.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, there's no pumpkin and pumpkin spice floppe. I will
agree with you all that it's carbio die, moxilide or whatever.
That's what that's what you're eating. Hey, speaking of ingredients
all stuff. Buddy Mine pointed this out yesterday. He took
a picture of it and showed it to me. You
ever get into you go into BUCkies? I do that, yeah,
all the time. I was just in one the other day.
(01:16):
Why what do you what do you like to get?
What do you get over there? You get one in
barbecue sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, here's generally my routine when I go into buckets.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lord, whole routine. Oh yeah, all ass was a yes
or no? Sandwich?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You're getting the answer, Yes, I have a sandwich. At first,
I go to the bathroom because it's clean and that first.
Then I head over to the hot bar where they
and I just decide what I'm doing that It could
be nuggets, could be the brisket sandwich they got pulled pork.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What if it's breakfast time, would you get the brisket
and egg taco?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I would do that. Why do this is a
tainted or something. This is a list.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Of the ingredients in a brisket and egg breakfast taco
from BUCkies. You would think it would have uh, egg, egg, brisket, brisket,
maybe some wheat or eggs, you know. Oh my god,
I can't pronounced half of this stuff. The list is
(02:10):
i'd say, about what eight eight nine inches long. It's
a huge sticker they put on there. And I have
no idea what most of this stuff is. Metabblous sulfate,
insims meal, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, ens of Mozilla's. That's where the flavor comes from.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Aluminum sulfate.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm sure that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you think it wouldn't taste any good if they
took the aluminum sulfate out?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I had an aluminum cann earlier, and I remember thinking
this would compliment eggs and bacon, Well, sure would, sure,
Why I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't get it. I don't know why has to
have that many ingredients in it, But that's that's the
way they do.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I don't know either, But I'll tell you what.
My boy RFK Junior, he's gonna fix that. Like just
the other day, he was saying, I'm gonna fix the
taco he said, paties.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But he understood him because people tune that kind of
thing right out.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, they sure do.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did you see the Biden Biden spokesman on TV yesterday
admitting that he only saw President Biden twice in two years?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah? Why haven't we talked about that yet?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
This is just shocking. His name is Ian Sam's and
he was a spokesperson in the Biden White House. Well,
he testified four. They're talking about pulling Kamala into these testimonies.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Guys, it was his job to speak for Biden on
his behalf. And he never met Biden. Don't say never
they met twice. They never they met twice and.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Said they have met Okay, I'm speaking in.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Hyperbole, Okay, during those subst during those two times that
they met, do you think he got a good understanding
of what was going on in Biden's brain in the story?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, but they did meet obviously, uh twice in two years.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think Biden remembers meeting him?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No? I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
He couldn't pick him out of a lineup if we
showed Biden a photo of that guy. Right now, he
said who's spokesperson. Do you think he'd be like, oh, yeah,
that was my guy. No, do you think he would
say mm waffles, Not at all. I am beginning to
think this Joe Biden guy wasn't really the president for
four years.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What. Yeah, I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yesterday, Michelle Wu, the mayor of Boston, Well she's a peach,
ain't she. They wanted to make a point about illegal immigrations,
so first they brought out a mariachi band, which, if
you think about it, is kind of racist because.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
A mariachi band the Balton Boston. Right, Yeah, that's just
that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We've made this point before.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
If you think illegal immigrants are just Mexicans, you're missing
the point. The illegal immigrants from Mexico came here generations ago.
I'm not saying there aren't still some, but most of
the illegal immigrants coming now are from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Venezuela,
They're from Haiti.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're for like one hundred and ten different countries that
aren't Mexico.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
China, the Congo, Eastern Europe. I mean, they're coming from
the Mid East, right, like Mexico. You think they're just Mexicans. No,
so first they had the mariachi band play. Then Michelle
Wou came out and she's the Boston mayor. She made
this point.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The administration Boston follows the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Law, unlike the Trump administration. Boston follows the law. She says,
do they protecting illegals? She says following the law? She says,
arresting these illegal immigrants is illegal. And you're probably thinking, well,
wouldn't that mean that they're not illegal immigrants?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But right, but they actually are. I think she doesn't
know what she's talking about, not a bit or she knows,
and she just hopes we don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Don't you wonder when these representatives from the city or
the state show up on national television in a place
where you don't live and you don't see them every day,
who voted for her, who was so bad that they
lost an election to this person?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, it's a very good question.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh that's just scary.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Imagine that. Imagine coming in second place to Michelle Wou.
And then she goes on TV and she says, arresting
illegal immigrants is against the law. And you know, it's
a good argument to make, even if it's clearly a lie,
because it makes them all feel like they're on the
right side.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, sure, they are making arguments. They're very good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's why they don't want you to say illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They're just hypocrites, that's all.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
They are. Hippocrites. If you notice they're all ninety.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, why don't we deal with her in the South,
have a big salute to what's her face, Wu, Michelle Wou,
Michelle Wu, and maybe have some dancing chopsticks and fortunate
cookies to show you know how we're trying to reach
(06:42):
out to her, to get in touch with her.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, that would be racist.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
But when she has a mariachi band for the illegal immigrants,
that's not race at all, even though it seems.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like it actually is. Who gets to make these rules?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't know, do you know what I'll say? Notice
you ever see Gen Wu, the Texas state representative.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The dean's brother or it's his sister.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I've never seen Gen Wood, the Democrat leader from Texas,
and Michelle Wou, the Boston mayor, in the same place
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Have you No?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I don't think I have, now that you mentioned it,
and they do kind of look alike. What do you
mean that all Chinese look alike. No, I think they
might be the same person. Oh of just those two? Yeah,
exactly what did you think I was being racist?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Is it the haircut? When have I ever been racist?
I mean, come on, well, what time is it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Hey, are you guys thinking about lunch yet? Speaking of
what do you Yeah? Red lobster hitting the cracker barrel?
Well no, I wasn't gonna do that me neither. No, No,
I was taking red lobster for lunch. They have the
most talked about food item of the week right now.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'm new from Red Lobster, sustainably sourced, possibly from a
Walmart parking lot. Our radioactive shrimp is a fallout of
flavor with glow in the dark chern Obil sauce. It'll
cost a nuclear reaction on your taste buds. Give some
meltdown in your mouth. Radioactive shrimp only get red lobster.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Warning may cause superpowers. I was waiting more to flight
recently and I noticed that the pilot was a female,
which I thought was cool. I've never seen a woman
fly a plane.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I mean I didn't actually see her fly the plane,
because honestly, I caught a different flight.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
This is The Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You who have gone through a devastating breakup at any
point in your life, whether it was this week or.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Years ago, your pussies get over it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Man up. Understand that while today might be hard and
tomorrow might also be difficult, things will get better and
there is someone out there that's right for you. It's
a little late for this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Jade Demirel sounds like a stripper man. You'd think she
is an experienced skydiver. She's made more than five hundred
successful jumps in her career as a skydiver, and up
until recently, she was in a relationship with a guy
named Ben.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I guess I see where this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
And Ben was a skydiver also, you don't say, and
then they broke up, so uh, Jade thought, well, I
guess the only thing left for me to do skydive
would be to jump out of an airplane at fifteen
thousand feet, shock her and hit the ground.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, that's what happens here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't know if she have a shoot on she
just didn't pull it, or she didn't even bother with
the shoot. Yeah, she decided to do a skydive deliberately
jumped to her death one day after her relationship ended
with her partner? Are you one day?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Are you suggesting she did it on purpose or do
you think it was a coincident.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, it was absolutely on purpose. The corner people that
knew were everybody. They said, you know, it's been officially
ruled a suicide. Wow, she was in an airplane. She
intentionally jumped out and didn't She didn't skydive, she sky plummeted.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Does it say what stayed? I'm sorry, it's the UK Okay.
It was in the Okay, So I don't know what
the laws are over there. But is the pilot perhaps
need to be questioned and investigated now that they didn't
bring him up. You remember, I'm old enough to remember
all that doctor Kavorkian stuff. If this guy helped her
do it on purpose, I gotta think he's probably gonna
have some legal issues here.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Might not have said anything about that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I had to get up there, like she's done five
hundred times before. It's probably familiar with this guy or
whoever was flying the plane. Could have been a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, come on, that's crazy, because we obviously got a
different flight.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've got to assume.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I've got to assume it's possible that the pilot didn't know,
but there's no way that they don't do an investigation,
and that person's probably gonna have to sit in a
room under a hot lamp for an hour.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
She died of blunt force trauma. Well, duh, she's the
ground going one hundred and something miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Do you remember a while back there was skydiver I
think it was a red Bull stunt, and the skydiver
didn't use a parachute.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Instead, he landed on a net. That was crazy, wasn't it.
Who's a net? A net?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Billy yet held? Oh oh, gotch like the kind of
thing the trapeze guys would jump on fifty you know,
flies here, the yeah, the great history.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Scott emailed. He wants to know how Compete never protests
in front of the windmills that are killing so much wildlife.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That's good point, Scott.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It seems like the Democrats don't want pete of bringing
attention to that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It is kind of remarkable how windmills have become this
thing that weekend environmentalists will talk about. But anybody who
really understands the energy industry knows they're not good for
the environment, not at all. What happens to the old
windmill parts when they stopped working after ten or twenty
years tops.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The life spanner is not good and then it's not
recyclable or none of that. They just have to bury
it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And it actually requires a lot of oil to operate,
you know WD forty, that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Are you guys like me? And pretty much everything you
know about windmills for energy you learned from Landman.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think we knew about it before that, because remember
they were putting windmills off the coast of New Jersey
and then they had all the whales that were surfacing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Whales didn't lag it at all, did they. Yeah, I
was messing with their uh you know, sonar, and they're
pretty smart. Whales were smart enough. There was make smarter
than Democrats, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
We were trying to hire a whale here at the
radio station for a while to do one of the
weekend producer gigs, but work out it was hard to
get them in here from Galveston.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's it's a community.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Plus, the doors not big enough really, you know, I
mean they can go, they can show up at the building,
but they can't get in.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
We just figured, what with the whole body positive movement,
we'd probably find a way to get them inside.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But it turns out that we just didn't have the
resources for it.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh well, well, good question, Peter. Explain yourselves, all right.
Big announcement from the FDA. The FDA is announcing that
if you recently bought Moose sunscreen, it's not really doing
anything for you. When I say moose, I'm it's spelled
like chocolate moose, like m o U s s am.
I saying that, right, I think that's it. But you
made everybody think of the animal, I know, I mean,
(13:10):
I couldn't help that. That's the word, right, it's a
spray foam. Americans should be aware of sunscreen products in
moose form, as they may not be effective. According to
the FDA, The agency is sending warning letters to five
companies marketing the products, saying, you know, it really didn't
do anything, And they said, you guys are kind of
ripping people off here. One of the companies is super Goop.
(13:30):
Is that what's her name goop is Gwyneth?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And then another one is Israel based k and h
oh No, what did you find? Well, there's people selling
bad sunscreen and it's it's linked to Israel.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You know you know who? You know what that means?
I think we do. This is going to drive the
anti Semites crazy. Now we're going to hear about.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
This all month. That's all they needed more ammo.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
According to the agency, the sunscreen, the sunscreen products marketed
by these companies are sold as drug, but based on
Section five of five of the f d NC act As,
I'm sure you know, sunscreen can only be approved for
marketing in oil, ocean cream, gel, butter paste, ointment stick, spray,
and other powder forms.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, but not moose, not moose or foam.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Did you hear what Bill Maher had to say about,
you know, the Jews. He will talk about the Jews occasionally. Well,
if I'm not mistaken, isn't he a Jewish? Yes, and
that's why he talks about them? I think. Okay, he
said there's not another country in the world that would
allow missiles to be rained down on them without fighting back.
What's ironicus that after World War two, everybody kept saying,
(14:35):
I don't understand why the Jews. Why did they just,
you know, go peacefully to their slaughter? But then when
they fight back, people say, well, I understand the Jews.
Why can't they just go peacefully to their slaughter? You
know they did that once and they're not gonna do
it anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah. Look, as you know, I'm not really passionate about
that war. I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't you know. I'll be the first to the men.
I don't claim to always understand everything about it, but
if I did, if I did have a lot of
opinions about it, I feel like this war could end
right now. Force some as to surrender immediately, will lay
down their weapons.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And here's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
All the aid deliveries to Gaza, those need to be
paused immediately. You don't like that, we won't give them food, water, electrical.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Starving children, start the children.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Can name a time in human history when one side
was expected to provide aid to the people they were
going to war with while.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You're still at in the war, not after when you've
already kicked our ass, but during.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So nothing enters Gaza until Hamas lays down its arms
and surrenders. Surrender means every hamas fighter walks out, hands
raised to the IDF, turns themselves in. They face trial
in court. They will be held accountable for the attacks.
On October seventh, twenty twenty three, when a bunch of
twenty somethings were murdered at a music festival that looked
an awful lot like Burning.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Man Already other music festival, it's just Burning Man's coming up.
There's no further negotiation about the hostages. They must be
handed over to the IDF. Now, this idea of yet
another Islamis terror state in Israel's neighborhood Palestine, that's got
to die. Forever Palestine goes away, Gaza belongs to Israel,
the war.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Ends have you?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Have you jotted this down and you know, made some
notes and sent that off to the leaders of all
these countries. I mean, yeah, you really need to put
that out. I mean, I'm telling you what I would
do if I was passionate about it. Billy, I think
they're missing the point here. That's wheating. It is one thing,
but you probably need to go ahead and you know,
get face to face with some of these guys. Yeah,
I didn't tweet that because those aren't my opinions. I'm
(16:35):
just telling you if I had opinions about it, if
I did, that's what That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's like that OJ book. If I did it, this
is what I would have done. It was a good books.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
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