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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The things they want to teach him in school. And
it turns out now that thanks to some of these
funding cuts that we've been hearing about, they said, there
are five year olds out there who will never know
all of the variant and deviot sexual lusts that adults
can have.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Not a shame. Well they probably could if they just
watched Nancy Mace's congressional testimony.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, that's true. She does like to get down to
the nitty into gritty, don't she.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That is one of the more unexpected parts of the
news cycle this week. Nancy May's naked, Well, she's not naked.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Like you'd like to think she was naked.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
She I thought she was doing this because of that
bill they just signed about revenge porn, and maybe it's
kind of based on that, but that's really not what
she's doing this for. She's trying to get revenge on
her ex fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's like she's posting his revenge porn to get revenge
on him and also confusing him of a lot of
crimes in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And obviously thirsty. Yeah, isn't that weird? This is a lawmaker.
This we're wasting congressional hearing times still a woman first
and foremost, Kenny.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That would be like if some popular morning radio show
wasted precious airtime talking about their divorces, like, come on,
we don't have time for.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
This, seriously, it would do this. No, no, just not.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hunter Biden is back in the news this week, and
he has picked a fascinating moment to make a publicity comeback,
and I gotta give him credit.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's kind of working.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hunter Biden has had a long standing feud with Jake
Tapper sort of right. I mean most of us didn't
even realize that, but apparently they hate each other.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, good, and somebody should.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And this week, CNN and Jake Tapper are trying to
sell everyone this book because they either need the money
or they desperately want to trick us into believing that
they're the ones that expose Joe Biden's dementia. And Hunter
Biden has realized everyone hates Jake Tapper. I'm going to
use this as an opportunity to publicly hate him too.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Biden has revealed he once angrily confronted CNN's Jake Tapper
and told him.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
To go himself.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh boy for it for hounding him over his brother
Bo Biden's death. Now I got yeah, he hounded him.
Got to admit that is one thing I think is
sacred here. You can't mock a guy because his brother
died of cancer. Look, I can't stand Hunter Biden, but
some things should be off limits, right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What if Hunter was using his brother first, then Joe did.
Joe used his dead son multiple times to get sympathy
and make a point. If Hunter brought up his dead brother,
then I think you're free to go at him.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, fair, fair point.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But in the hierarchy of exploiting dead people, if somehow
we were able to drag Bo Biden's corpse out from
the grave and ask him, Hey, your brother and your
dad are exploiting your death for their political gain, and
Jake Tapper is exploiting your death for ratings, which of
these are you okay with?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And which are you are not?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well? He's probably gonna give a pass to old Damn.
I don't think his brother gets that pass.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, now that you bring it up, do you remember
what his brother did right after he died, Right after
Bo Biden died, what old lady and giving her crack?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, she gave him some too. I believe. Okay, how
about but think of that was pretty good. That was
pretty good, mister out They shared the crack.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But of all the things to do, right, could you
of all the weird things in the news from the
last several years, the fact that Hunter Biden had sex
with his dead brother's widow and made her smoke crack
and then CNN brushed that under.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The rug of course these people are all pretty terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But anyway, the disgraced former first son gave a rare
interview to confirm his long running feud with Jake Tapper
after the left leaning news anchor denied hounding him.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
How does that interview request go? Somebody calls up and
to go, Hunter, understanding, you hate Jake Tapper. I'm doing
a whole story on hating Jake Tapper.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You want to in on it?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I mean there.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I imagine it probably started like this. Hunter Biden answered
the phone thinking it was his drug dealer, naturally, and
that's a normally goals, right, And then he realized it
was a journalist and he was about to hang up,
and the journalist was like, wait, wait, wait, we're trying
to drag Jake Tapper.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh well, I'd like to know more.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm listening, but if I get a call from Tito
or Jose, I have.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
To immediately hang up obviously.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Anyway, So Hunter Biden, age fifty five, said, quote, it
would be impossible to forget or misremember something that upsetting
and out of line.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
During one of the toughest moments of my life, it happened.
I was furious.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wasn't too furious to have sex with my dead brother's
widow and.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Smoke crack with her? I mean, that was okay.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The saga who said to have unfolded when Jake Tapper
repeatedly called Hunter as his brother was dying of braid
cancer at Walter Reed Army Medical Center twenty fifteen. Citing
multiple sources, they claim Tapper subsequently followed up on a
blocked number, which Hunter answered. The sources claimed Biden's son
allegedly bluntly said, go f yourself, Jake Tapper. Now they
(05:02):
are they're reporting some more of the details of his book,
And I guess this is better than actually thinking somebody
might pay money for this piece of crap. But in
Jake's book, they said, the Biden cabinet meetings were scripted.
They were basically a theater, like the people in in
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the meetings and the cabinet meetings that sit along the
long table there.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
They were more like actors than than government officials. And
they also used cameras and camera angles to cover up
any mistakes because they have different camera takes for the
same meeting, So if Biden screwed up something, they could
just go to a different cut for a minute and
you wouldn't see it. Bryant, they said Biden's presidency was
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almost completely fake. Now some people think that Biden just
started slipping after he got in, and somebody took advantage
of this situation to run the country. Now, this is
the reason they picked Joe to be the candidate, one
hundred percent. They know that they get to be president
whoever they are. And there's plenty of speculation about who
(06:11):
was running the country for four.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Years, Barack Obama and George Soross.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It sure wasn't Joe Biden, right, We know that they
said he relied on teleprompters and note cards even in
private discussions. You'd be having a meeting with somebody that
on your own staff, your side, your people who shouldn't
be giving you a hard time about anything, and he
would have somebody else on the side holding up note
(06:35):
cards for him. And before the meetings, the White House
staffers would call the different departments and agencies that were
going to meet with him and ask him ahead of
time what they were going to ask the president so
that they could prepare the.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Note cards for him to recite.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Not for nothing here, but remember after Obama left office,
when Trump was still in the White House, the Obamas
did something that former presidents and their wives almost never do.
They bought a mansion in Washington, d C. Yep, eight
point stuck around. Yeah, they stuck around right in the
Colorama neighborhood of Washington, D C. In eight point one
million dollar, eighty two hundred square foot mansion. Remember these
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are the same Obamas who tried to claim they were
having financial problems after they left the White House.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Right, It's tough out there for a former president.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, so you're telling me these guys, I mean, no
one else has ever done this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
George W.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Bush, Bill Clinton, most of these people couldn't wait to
get out of DC. But this guy, this guy stuck
around and then it kind of paid off for him
because we did get the third term of Obama. Sure,
and that's what that was. And the reason they loved
Biden so much is because he was docile, he was tired,
he was exhausted. He was easy to push around and bully.
And isn't amazing now you know, like months out from
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his presidency, we're still talking about it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It is, many people say, and I happen to agree,
the biggest political scandal in the history of American politics.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And that's saying a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Vastly worse than the Russia Gate hoaks January sixth. They
had to exaggerate how bad it was. It's just the
opposite here. They were downplaying this for years. Yeah, I
guess what makes it more of a scandal. Yeah, that
they tried so hard. Boy, I've been hide it for
so long.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I bet that house they live in and DC is nice.
Oh you imagine that's pretty nice. Oh that's pretty sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
But there was a massive inferno that engulfed to the
eight point five million dollar mansion near Obama's residence in Washington,
d C. Right next door there some building mysteriously caught
on fire. A little while.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I wonder now that the building's gone, if that land
is going to sell for cheap, and if the Obamas
might just scoop it up for a price and say, well, no,
we don't have any neighbors anymore, wouldn't that be handy?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Wait a second, the same people that got blamed for
the wildfires in Maui would never do something like that
in our nation's capital, of course not. We choose unity
over division, we choose science over fiction, we choose truth
over facts.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Walton in Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The Jake Tapper feud and the Hunter with Hunter Biden?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is it? You gotta laugh at this? Enjoyable?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sure, it's a nice break from the rest of the
other feuds and all the other politicians hating each other
for a change.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Here's a podcast clip with Jake Tapper and Katie Kirk,
two people that are famous for lying to people, talking
about the Hunter Biden feud, confirming it is in factory.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What big a factor was the Hunter stuff? I think
it was considerable.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I think Hunter was driving the decision making for the
family in a way that people He was almost like
a chief of staff of the face.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Does that strike you as pretty bizarre?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's bizarre because I think he is provably, demonstrably unethical
sleazy and prone to horrible decisions.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And coming from Jake Tapper that says something that's big.
Come on, Wow, Wow, that's like a whoror calling you sluttie.
That's Jake Tapper says. Look, this guy's very unethical. He lies,
he's up to depravity. All his behavior is immoral. It's like, wow,
who said that? Beelzebub? Yeah, the devil himself?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Else smells sulfur.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Anyway, we got an email from Pat just saying, thank
you Kenny.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What Pat saying? It was what you said? He says,
thank you Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
For clearing up my unfortunate misunderstanding regarding Trump talking about
Biden's cancer. He said he thought Trump was a goofus
for saying he at stage nine cancer. And then you
explained the Jackie Gleason scale.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, I don't know why it's called the Gleason score.
It's Jackie Gleason though that was an actor. Okay, why
is it called the Gleason scale some other guy named Gleason.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Besides Jackie?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, let's see the Gleason score is named after Donald Gleason,
not Steve, a pathologist who studied prostate cancer. Oh well,
then he would know more than we would that gleas
and scale runs from zero to ten or one to
ten or whatever. Anyway, Uh, I thought that the cancer
stage scale was one to five.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Well, there's different scales.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's like there's different temperatures, but it feels the same,
you know, like a faarrenheight and that other one. Yeah, selfie, no, no,
the other one fair nine to eleven centigrade.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh centigrade. Okay, I don't think that's right either, celsius
and centegrated at the same thing or anything.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't think that's what he meant, though. Now I
don't think so. I have a fun I think that's
I think that's a soft drink.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Bottom line is there's two different kinds of scale for cancer,
and the Gleason scale goes up to ten.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
They got Joe on it at a nine. Uh huh,
he says.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I thought Trump was getting a little biteny there with
his with his nine scale. But turns out you guys
were right, and I educated now.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Okay, well we're gonna educate you on something else, young man.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, love is in the air. We knew this was coming,
my friends. According to the New York Times, so grain
of salt Bill Belt. Bill Belichick is reportedly engaged. I'm
hearing it from multiple sources.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
To Jordan Hudson.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, there's a wedding in Bill Belichick's future.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I bet he's gonna be a nervous groom.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And why first night alone, he moon and all I know,
Oh my god, I get to see her naked.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I heard he's saving himself for his third marriage. Sure
he is.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The outlet New York Times stop short of confirming the
details surrounding the couple's reported engagement plans, but they say
they speculate that's what's happening. The flourishing relationship between seventy
three year old Belichick and twenty four year old Hudson
is obviously proof that true love exists, that soulmates are
out there. Why wouldn't a seventy three year old man
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fall in love with a twenty four year old woman
and vice versa?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's right, Yeah, it's gonna be nice when she turns
twenty What does she know?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Twenty four? Twenty four?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Wow, it'd be nice when he turns twenty five. That way,
she won't be a third of his anymore.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know that'll be sweet boy. Poor Belle you know
it's he's People make fun of him. But did anyone
care when Leonardo DiCaprio did it? Actually, yes, bad example.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, they did bring that up a couple of times.
And Leo DiCaprio is is not one hundred like Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Com of seventy three. Give him a break. But he's happy.
They love each other. Look, they look cute. She's beautiful.
He's the greatest football coach who ever lived. Why shouldn't
the two of them?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You have your opinion, too old or creepy or whatever
it is.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Whatever you do, though, don't spoil this. But he's two
love birds, all right, and I spoil it?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I mean, don't tell her about the Asian massage lady
down in Florida, right, she.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Don't need what the fiance don't know. Won't hurt her?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No, no, no, that was the Patriots owner. That wasn't
Bill Belichick. That was Robert Kraft that did that.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Who you think told him about it? How do you
know that he'd want to gave it a password?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You go to that you know, and if they ask you,
did you want a ninety minute massage? Sixty minute massage?
You say ninety definitely want the night, all right. I
gotta think there's not a lot they can do for
you in an hour, but that last half hour is off.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Though I don't claim to know a lot about it,
but i'd be willing, you know, Yeah, I'd be willing
to bet if you asked for a thirty minute massage,
they'd give you one.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But they're gonna skip all the preliminaries. No warm up.
You got to warm up an old man. You know
he might pull something.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh no, mister, Oh, you don't mean you know she's
gonna pull something, all right. A maintenance worker was arrested
at the New Orleans jail where ten inmates escaped.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
If you're just waking up, we talked about this earlier,
but it wasn't his fault. He didn't do nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He is accused of helping the inmates get out of
jail by turning the water off on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, well that yeah, but they threatened to.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Kill him anyway, if we talked about that earlier. But
here's a SoundBite. It's the Orleans Parish District Attorney Jason
Williams giving us.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Harry Connock anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I missed those days, Harry Connick yeah, or Harry Connock Junior.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, No, his dad, his dad.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, I guess I did know the world most famous
of New Orleans DA's Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Who do you think is more of a scumbag professional
rock star or a lawyer that works for the government.
That's too close to call anyway, Here's Jason Williams.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Ten violent offenders don't make their way into a pod
made for two and make good their escape through concrete
rebar and bob wire without there being some sort of
inside assistance.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What kind of wire was it? It's bob Bob wire? Okay, Yeah,
as opposed to Robert Wire. And is that when he
said Stevie Wonder Even Stevie Wonder could see that it
was an inside job. Yeah, well, hey, all that be
inside my friends. We do have good news today. All
of the Oscar Myers wienermobiles are set to race each other.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Now that's some of the best news I've heard all year. Yeah,
this is gonna be big.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's gonna happen during Indy five hundred Carve Day festivities.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I knew it had something to do with Indy and
Memorial Day weekend and all coming up this there's a
I don't know what kind of genius came up with
this promotion and this guy it needs a raise.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Whoever it was, you can practically hear the announcer.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Now, the ladies and gentlemen start your wieners. Today the
rubber hits the fun as Oscar Meyer's legendary winnermobile Fleet
Relish is the chance to catch up with speed had
funds left behind. It's high obtane history in the making.
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So buckle up, hold your mustard. They get ready for
a frank tasting ride.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That that's pretty cool. I mean, I think it's fun,
except for that catchup part. I know that upset you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Remember when allegedly there are six how many did you
have a number in your report? Because I'm getting six
wean Or mobiles and they are assigned to different parts
of the country. But I guess they're bringing them all
together for one spectacular day on one racetrack.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You know you can get a job driving those things
around the country. And apparently it was a while back.
Do you remember this someone stole.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
One of them? Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You can't steal the wiener moment. Where are you gonna go?
It's a giant Wiener, they're gonna recognize you.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
But you got APB call went out on the radio
and we got a APB on a Wiener mobile.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Get the license plate number. No, it's the Wiener movie.
He'll I take. That's all you need.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, it's not like it's in Audie Q seven or something.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
And it's not like it handles quickly. It's not gonna
drive fast. What's what do you think that thing max
is out at fifty five miles per hour?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You would hope, So how fast could it go? Everybody
likes a slow Wiener. It's what what do you say?
I don't think that's true. Actually, unless it's race day,
then you want to be the fastest Wianer out there.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know'd be funny if they got Anthony Wiener to
call the race, remember him because he's oh my god,
he's been trying to make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Wiener Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener Weener.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm not proud of what we do on this radio show,
but we give the people what they want, you know,
that's right. We can't help it if the people want
a bunch of silliness.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Memorial Day weekend coming up this weekend with all this
talk about wieners. That couldn't help but think back on
last year when Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Was, Oh yeah, that guy's good.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, desperately trying to pander
to Americans, decided to take a photo of himself grilling
a cheeseburger, A raw cheeseburger on a grill, raw, uncooked.
I don't even think the fire was lit. And it
had a slice of cheese on it, and it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was already raw meat with the cheese already laid on
top of it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was one year ago this weekend, and it was
in that moment that I realized all the conspiracy theories,
all the whispering, all the different blogs and people on
four Chan and Reddit claiming that lizard people control our
government might actually be true.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
It does seem that way, because why else.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Would a man that's what is he eighty years old?
He still has a learned how to grill a cheeseburger
after all these years. The first time you ever grilled
at cheeseburger is when you were staging a photo for
your social media account.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That hurts Americans deep down in their patriotic soul to
know that happened.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Right exactly? I mean, what exactly were you eating for
the last eighty years.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Wasn't it maybe not last Memorial Day, but one Memorial
Day not long ago that they told us the good
news in spite of all these rumors about inflation being
crazy and stuff during the Biden administration. I think we
heard that the price of wieners was going to be
like sixteen cents lower that particular summer than last year.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
They actually created memes so they could brag about that man,
once again proving a point we've made many times.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
The left cannot meme. They are bad at that. Yeah,
this shows a lot like sports entertaining, but pointless. This
is the lawn in Johnson Show.