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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It always has everybody says, so, yeah, that time you
came around, I knew i'd turn you. And it is
President Jimmy Carter's birthday, who I believe died, but we're
not sure because he held on for so long, he
might still be holding on.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, I've never seen the corpse he made it to.
What was he?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
He was one hundred years old born on this date,
nineteen twenty four, President Jimmy from Gewgia.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Wow, that is so old now.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Some of the other people who are no longer with
us include mister Cunningham from Happy Days, Tom Bosley, Richard Harris,
a fantastic actoll a f if you will remember him
as Emperor Marcus Aurelius and Gladiator kind of he passed
the crown on to you know, unfortunately his son kind
(00:56):
of got in the way of it. But he said
his son wasn't emperor material. Maximus Decadus Giganticus got to be.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
But then Maximus seems like a good emperor. N Yeah,
but then he didn't get to be emperor. Oh well,
with a name like Maximus, it's like, let him do something.
Put him in charge of the home depot or something.
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We've always found it amazing and kind of a curiosity
that John Walton's birthday, which is today, is also Walter
Mathow's birthday, and people, especially later in life, thought they.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Were very similar. You know, there were some similarities.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Not just looks, but you know, attitudes and things like
that as well. Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde. She
was only twenty four years young when she was killed,
but she was born on this date in nineteen ten.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Suck Now.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The living include Zach Zacha Nicholas, Zach Galvinis He's fifty six.
Cindy Margolis. She went from the Price is Right, a
little model who was way at a new car, to
becoming the most downloaded woman on the internet at a time.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wow, they all had dial up? Sure which and today
as I know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Isa Mourles from the Bamba fame, You remember he was.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
He was Richie's brother, Richie.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And remember he would say his name like that. Remember
you remember what Richie's brother's name was, Yeah, Obamba, the
Mexican name of Bob.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What was it? Everything for Richie. I just told you, Bob,
his name is Bob. Everything for Richie nothing for Bob.
How about something for Bob? Well, what did he get?
He got a job at NYPD Blue.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's right, he got to be Sipple, which is boshepoits
was good, dude, I think something. He's sixty three today,
Randy Quaid's he listens.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
To the show. He's out there and I'm assuming he's celebrating.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's a big one seventy five today for Randy listens
to the show and he follows us on social media.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm gonna say happy birthday to him right now. We
just did. But he's, you know, just a case he
didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, Julie Andrews also born on this state ninety years ago.
So happy birthday to all of them, and you as well,
if it happens to be your birthday, You libras, you
the scales, the balance, that is the sign of the Libra.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Happy birthday to American patriot Randy Quaid. What else should
we say to him in the letter? That should not
do it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
A man don't want to get too you know, too
wordy with his happy birthdays to another man.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Everyone wish him a happy.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
One seventy fifth, Say a happy seventy fifth. Then we
will know that you're current that were real ones. Yeah,
everyone wish him a happy seventy fifth. Okay, done, Okay,
Now you can't pretend like I don't know Randy Quaid.
I just said Happy birthday to him on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You guys are like the best friends. I mean, look,
if I didn't know Randy Quaid, would I have sent
him a tweet just now? I don't think so. That
would have been really pushy. All right.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It is International Music Day, it is International Coffee Day,
it is world which is also International Vegetarian Day, and
here at home Homemade Cookie Day.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And Pumpkins Sea Day. And also it's also the first
day of pudding season. And tonight at midnight is Yam
kipper or at sunset? We don't know. We do juicy pudding,
what kind of pudding? Butterscotch? I don't know what pudding season?
All kind chocolate leaves the chocolate for me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The British people drink they eat blood pudding. And now
this day in history brought.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To you by well, that would be the Walton Johnson
comedy show that's coming up this Sunday afternoon early evening.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I am told that the VIP tickets are about to
run out, so there's only regular tickets left, which means
and you're wondering, what's the difference between regular tickets and
VIA and general admission and VIP general admission you sit
in the back in a regular chair. VIP sit up
front at a table. Ooh, I guess I have to
go to the back of the room. Huh. I think
you have to work on stage performing? WHOA what you
(05:01):
talk about? You're part of the show. It's The Lawton
Johnson Show presents Operation Comedy Therapy twenty twenty. For you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You want me to probably tap dance or something like that. Well, yeah,
people would really like that'd be great for charity, would you?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Would you really? Actually? Is it kind of mean to
the people with wheelchairs?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You know, it probably would be a little rude and
insensitive to tap dancing all over the place like a
Sammy Day was juniorsm No, I mean, why do you
have to pick a black guy?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I was just saying because they're in wheelchairs. This doesn't
have anything to do with race.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
On this day in history, it's the day that Yosemite
was declared a National Park by Congress. Apparently Congress was
working back then in eighteen ninety not so much today.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They don't have anything to do today today. In eighteen
sixty seven, Karl Marx publishes Dos Coppital that it's not
very good. I've read it. You wouldn't like it today.
In nineteen oh seven, the Plaza Hotel opened on the
corner of Fifth Avenue in Central Park South. I don't
know why no one would care about that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So fabulous, Well you might, or else they would have
never made home alone too.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that's right, Trump owned it. Oh that's cool. Today.
In nineteen oh eight, the Ford Model T hits the market.
It would sell for fifteen million, all black cars, it
says here. No, it would sell for eight hundred and
twenty five dollars. I think they mean now it's worth
millions in nineteen for the original one. Yeah right, yeah,
but what happened to that one? Today? In nineteen forty nine,
now establishes the People's Republic of China. Okay, So, so
(06:26):
two commy things happened. What was it before it was China?
It's just the what is it the Jijinping Empire or something?
Is the PRC? The PRC, that's People's Republic of China. Okay, today.
In nineteen fifty eight, the American Express Card was launched.
The original cards were paper. Did you know that? It
did not?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Today?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
In nineteen sixty two, The Tonight Show Is Johnny Carson debuted.
It ran until nineteen ninety two, thirty long years of TV.
Could you imagine a show lasting that long? That's crazy?
That is crazy. Today, in nineteen seventy one, Disney World
open in Orlando, Florida. Still there, huh, I can tell.
And if you like McDonald's. In nineteen seventy four, the
first McDonald's opened in London.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Today's also the anniversary of the thrilla in Manila. I
know you don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's when Ali beats Frasier. Oh you have read about it? Yeah?
I know? And where do they have that fight? I
think it was in Africa? Right, Manila? Is that where
it is? No, it's in Africa, the Philippines. Good answer, canny. Today,
in nineteen seventy nine, the US handed over the Panama
Canal to Panama. Where's that canal that's in Panama? Today?
(07:31):
In nineteen eighty two, Sony yeah yeah. Sony introduced the
now obsolete CD player. Today. In nineteen eighty two CD.
Oh that's so cute. People do that too us. Sometimes
we'll be out in an event and they'll walk up
and they'll go, dude, I love you guys. You my CD,
Will you guys check out my band? And then they'll
hand me this round thing. I was like, I don't
know what to do with this. Today, in twenty twenty three,
(07:52):
never mind COVID nineteen deaths, the world's population hit eight
point one billion.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, I noticed you skipped over twenty seventeen. Go ahead,
it's a little touchy. Well, Donald Lemon's already explained it.
You know, I guess we're kind off the hook because
there's just something wrong with all those white guys. It
was eight years ago today that a gunman in Las
Vegas opened fire on a country music festival Mandala Bay.
There you go, fifty eight people killed, more than eight
(08:20):
hundred injured, not all by gunfire. But you know, when
you start shooting at people in a big crowd, they
have a tendency to stampede.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And a lot of people had questions about that. You know,
no answers, Well, no, because what wasn't that guy vaguely
connected to the FBI? Well, who knows today in twenty
twenty five, that's today, the first day without AOL dial
up service and no government.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
What are we gonna do with that government overlooking everything
in every me saying?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Do you're not gonna be able to discuss it in
an AOL chat room? Man's sure, sure, Yeah, I forgot that.
Elon Musk reportedly canceled his next Netflix account after hearing
about this new show involving training kids. There's a show.
It's called dead End Paranormal Park. It's a show on Netflix.
Pushing a transgender a seven year old is a show
(09:10):
for seven year olds about trainees.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, and do you know if I had a Facebook count,
I'd go ahead and cancel mine too.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You think it would make the news. Yeah, well, you know,
you never know. I'm so angry about this. I'm gonna
stop using your face in Netflix logain Steve, Hey, wait
a second, Oh my god, what's happening to me?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm like that Texas woman who gave us on brain
damage by holding them under water.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm just like Barbara Bush Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
We got some bad news out of Aggie Land this morning.
You mean college station.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, it seems like every day, there's some more bad
news coming out about day. They Yeah, some professor won't
let somebody do something. Then they get mad at some professor.
Then they fired the president, and they now they and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Then they named their football stadium after that written house
kid that always made me uncomfortable. They never did actually
do that. I'm pretty sure it is. They talked about it.
It's called Kyle Field before he was born. Yeah, agreed
to disagree. Go ahead, Yeah, now like a it's the
sad news. What what happened? Miss Revelle died? That's the dog?
(10:16):
Oh okay, yeah, well I don't want a dog to die. No, no,
nobody does. I prefer dogs to people.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I X.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's nine. It's as I X. I think what mister
Kenneth is trying to hint at you, mister Billy had
I mean, is that these dogs die a lot. There's
a lot. That's the ninth one. And she was already retired.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
She she served as you know, the bass of the cadets,
you know, the commandant or cadet, the corps or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Anyway, Wait, do you know what that means? The next
dog is going to be called Revelle.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
X Well at least it's not thirty. I mean, yeah,
the next dog is going to be like the former
first lady of Aggie Land is reve nine. Okay, you
happy enough?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She died.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She retired in twenty twenty one, but then she died
this past weekend. So the so Revelee ax is already in.
We've got to have the next Revellee already, right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It already exists. Yeah, I'm looking at its Instagram account
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, Revelley nine was a pretty dog their colleagues and
look up pretty she was.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, yeah, he's a beautiful dog. Yeah, yeah, jade it
when dog die, same, I would prefer that they not die.
You know, I'm not saying that they got to make
room for more dogs. You know.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's like the same with people you'd like to keep
living forever, except that you're not making any room for
anybody else. And that's selfish. Okay, Well, I don't be shellfish.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
All right? In the meantime right now, in No, not
New Orleans, I'm sorry, Memphis, another place where the Walton
and Johnson Show could be heard. The Attorney General Pam
Bondi says nine arrests were made on the first day
of the federal crackdown in Memphis. There go after the
dangerous criminals out on the streets there. The Trump administration
has sent the federal troops out to Memphis, are also
(12:09):
headed to Portland. And some people are handling it better
than others. How you figure, Well, some people in these
blue states don't want crime to stop.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They'll be out there protesting because people are trying to
stop crime, and in some cases they'll shoot at him.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
How are they going to explain this in history books later?
You know a lot of those history books are written
by Democrats. How are you going to explain that today
in history? The president decided to stop looting and vandalism
and muggings on the street. But we felt the way
he was doing it was too invasive to our rights. Yeah,
how is he doing it? He was putting guards out
on the street. How about that almosteners of the law.
(12:45):
Did he send the guards to your house, your prize,
a private resident? No, nothing like that. No. There is
actually a video today of ICE agents in a helicopter
lowering down onto a Chicago apartment building and grabbing illegal aliens.
Do you guys see this? No?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And did they they swing them off the rope? But
the underneath the helicopter when they snagged them.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, they didn't do anything like that. That would have
been fun. Well, I mean, yeah, as long as nobody
gets hurt. Obviously it's hard.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
To see, but there's a helicopter right there on around
this building, and that helicopter has just inserted snipers and
the detection of all these federal agents you could see
entering the building. What they are after six particular individuals
associated with Trendy or Ragua.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I know it's hard to hear, but he's talking about
Trenday Arragua. I heard that last part there at the end.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And so they got snipers on the building's rooftops to
make sure that your average everyday citizens who they're there
to protect, don't try to kill them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Bro, we had snipers at the Texas Youth Summit. It's insane.
We had we had police snipers up on top of
the building. I saw them. Did you wave at them? Yeah?
They were cool, man. They don't wave back, you know, no,
they did. They were really friendly and nice to us. Hmmmm.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They sounded like like part time snipers and not not
professional snipers.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They were the real deal. They were friendly volunteers. They
were protecting us. I mean, I you know, when you
hear snipers, it's a little scary, but then you find
out they're good snipers. Well, did they fire off any
shots at all?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, then how do you figure like they predicted you
because they didn't have to. They wouldn't. I mean, because
it's a deterrent. Damn it, it's a deterrent. Yeah, mister Oh,
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know they were there in case you needed protection,
but it don't sound like you needed nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, that's the thing we had they deterred the activists.
Is the net below an acrobatic artists not protecting the
net the acrobatic if they don't fall, Well they didn't,
Well they didn't fall. Yeah, you heard about that lady
in was it Germany?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think one of those high wire uh act you'll
uh circus performers. She fell and died right in front
of the crowd, just fell off, and I guess they
didn't have a net.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And even the worst part of that story is the
crowd was the inmates at Aushawitz. It was a terrible story. No,
you're trying to make.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
A joke about somebody's death. You didn't know this person,
but somebody did. She was a family member and a
beloved friend, and they've lost her.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That she was a German though, right well, okay, yeah,
I don't know if you've heard about these Germans, but man,
they have done some stuff, but they got a wicked
sense of humor. All right. Adam Krala has a new
idea for how we can rebrand Ice. As you guys know,
people are really mad at ice. They don't like ice.
They want ice to go away or whatever. So Adam
Kroola has an idea.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
All the progressive politicians want to get rid of ice,
right aoc Kamala's.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Like, we gotta get rid of ice. We had to
reimagine everything. I don't get it. I like Ice. They
do a job. We need them, immigration, custom Enforcement. What's
wrong with that? And I realized, I think it's the name.
They don't like.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
The name Ice sounds so cold, so personal. I remember
top gun Iceman. No one liked that guy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
When I came up with a foolproof way to keep ice.
All we have to do is modify the name just
a little bit. Just started with the word national.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, not a nice national.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Immigration cousin Enforcement Nice. Good luck at that rally, AOC
trying to abolish nice. And it would be a great
recruitment tool because you would get a windbreaker that read
nice agent on it, and once you got.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That windbreaker, you could do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
People would be like, what's that nice agent doing over there?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Looks like he's beating on a Guatemalan grandmother.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh, she had it coming. You should have heard the
mouth on her.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Well, obviously she did something wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
He's a nice aation read a jacket.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Why don't they just change it to regional and then
they could be rice And everybody loves rice, am I right?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Hispanics and Asians for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh yeah, that's half the planet right there. Cajun guys,
they like rice to blacks eat rice. I love some rice. Yeah,
now you're talking some gravy on that, right. Who doesn't
eat rice? Everybody loves it, you know, unless you're off carbs.
Are you off carbs? Because you gotta watch the rice
and the pasta and the potatoes and the bread. How
can you be off carbs when all the good food
(17:35):
is carbs?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
All right? Apparently? What is this very fat bear? It's
fat bear season. You saw this or no, I just
know that it's fat bear season.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
This is when they go out and they start fattening
up before they take their long winter's nap.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
And so thirty two Chunk is the winner. From a
dozen to just one scarred, thirty two Chunk was crowned
the fat Bear Champion of Alaska's Brooks River. I didn't
know we already crowned a champion. It seems a little
early to.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Be I mean, what about some of those up and
coming fat bears that were just waiting until the last
minute for a big push.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's an annual competition bill yet it drew in tens
of thousands of votes and it lasted over a week.
Chunk beat out rival bear eight fifty six. In the
final polling, ninety six three hundred people voted. There's all
people voting, but what about the bears. They don't have
a saying no. They don't get to vote no. And
then sixty three thousand people voted for the loser. The
organization that runs the livestream cameras at the Katmaane National
(18:33):
Park had Preserve said the winner is Chunk.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do those cameras still work now? The government's all, you know,
crushed and out of business.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, so I don't know it's in Alaska, so they
may not have known yet that they're supposed to turn
off the camera to make a point. It's not even
today over there yet. Yeah. Well they want to do
some political posturing, I'm sure. But at the same time,
like that camera would have just stayed on if you'd
left it alone to its own devices. You know.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, they have orders from a pie. All the people
that work for the national government have been told shut
everything down. The stupider the better.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, anyway, congratulations to Chunk the Hank, the Chunkster thirty two.
Chunk All hail the new king of Brooks River. You're
the fattest bear this summer, so good job, Chunk Bear.
This portion up.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Today's program has brought to you by our censor, who
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Speaker 1 (19:26):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
It's my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It always has everybody says, so, yeah, that time you
came around, I knew i'd turn you. And it is
President Jimmy Carter's birthday, who I believe died, but we're
not sure because he held on for so long, he
might still be holding on.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, I've never seen the corpse he made it to.
What was he?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
He was one hundred years old born on this date,
nineteen twenty four, President Jimmy from Gewgia.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Wow, that is so old now.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Some of the other people who are no longer with
us include mister Cunningham from Happy Days, Tom Bosley, Richard Harris,
a fantastic actoll a f if you will remember him
as Emperor Marcus Aurelius and Gladiator kind of he passed
the crown on to you know, unfortunately his son kind
(00:56):
of got in the way of it. But he said
his son wasn't emperor material. Maximus Decadus Giganticus got to be.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
But then Maximus seems like a good emperor. N Yeah,
but then he didn't get to be emperor. Oh well,
with a name like Maximus, it's like, let him do something.
Put him in charge of the home depot or something.
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We've always found it amazing and kind of a curiosity
that John Walton's birthday, which is today, is also Walter
Mathow's birthday, and people, especially later in life, thought they.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Were very similar. You know, there were some similarities.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Not just looks, but you know, attitudes and things like
that as well. Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde. She
was only twenty four years young when she was killed,
but she was born on this date in nineteen ten.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Suck Now.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The living include Zach Zacha Nicholas, Zach Galvinis He's fifty six.
Cindy Margolis. She went from the Price is Right, a
little model who was way at a new car, to
becoming the most downloaded woman on the internet at a time.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wow, they all had dial up? Sure which and today
as I know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Isa Mourles from the Bamba fame, You remember he was.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
He was Richie's brother, Richie.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And remember he would say his name like that. Remember
you remember what Richie's brother's name was, Yeah, Obamba, the
Mexican name of Bob.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What was it? Everything for Richie. I just told you, Bob,
his name is Bob. Everything for Richie nothing for Bob.
How about something for Bob? Well, what did he get?
He got a job at NYPD Blue.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's right, he got to be Sipple, which is boshepoits
was good, dude, I think something. He's sixty three today,
Randy Quaid's he listens.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
To the show. He's out there and I'm assuming he's celebrating.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's a big one seventy five today for Randy listens
to the show and he follows us on social media.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm gonna say happy birthday to him right now. We
just did. But he's, you know, just a case he
didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, Julie Andrews also born on this state ninety years ago.
So happy birthday to all of them, and you as well,
if it happens to be your birthday, You libras, you
the scales, the balance, that is the sign of the Libra.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Happy birthday to American patriot Randy Quaid. What else should
we say to him in the letter? That should not
do it?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
A man don't want to get too you know, too
wordy with his happy birthdays to another man.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Everyone wish him a happy.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
One seventy fifth, Say a happy seventy fifth. Then we
will know that you're current that were real ones. Yeah,
everyone wish him a happy seventy fifth. Okay, done, Okay,
Now you can't pretend like I don't know Randy Quaid.
I just said Happy birthday to him on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You guys are like the best friends. I mean, look,
if I didn't know Randy Quaid, would I have sent
him a tweet just now? I don't think so. That
would have been really pushy. All right.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It is International Music Day, it is International Coffee Day,
it is world which is also International Vegetarian Day, and
here at home Homemade Cookie Day.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And Pumpkins Sea Day. And also it's also the first
day of pudding season. And tonight at midnight is Yam
kipper or at sunset? We don't know. We do juicy pudding,
what kind of pudding? Butterscotch? I don't know what pudding season?
All kind chocolate leaves the chocolate for me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The British people drink they eat blood pudding. And now
this day in history brought.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To you by well, that would be the Walton Johnson
comedy show that's coming up this Sunday afternoon early evening.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I am told that the VIP tickets are about to
run out, so there's only regular tickets left, which means
and you're wondering, what's the difference between regular tickets and
VIA and general admission and VIP general admission you sit
in the back in a regular chair. VIP sit up
front at a table. Ooh, I guess I have to
go to the back of the room. Huh. I think
you have to work on stage performing? WHOA what you
(05:01):
talk about? You're part of the show. It's The Lawton
Johnson Show presents Operation Comedy Therapy twenty twenty. For you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You want me to probably tap dance or something like that. Well, yeah,
people would really like that'd be great for charity, would you?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Would you really? Actually? Is it kind of mean to
the people with wheelchairs?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You know, it probably would be a little rude and
insensitive to tap dancing all over the place like a
Sammy Day was juniorsm No, I mean, why do you
have to pick a black guy?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I was just saying because they're in wheelchairs. This doesn't
have anything to do with race.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
On this day in history, it's the day that Yosemite
was declared a National Park by Congress. Apparently Congress was
working back then in eighteen ninety not so much today.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They don't have anything to do today today. In eighteen
sixty seven, Karl Marx publishes Dos Coppital that it's not
very good. I've read it. You wouldn't like it today.
In nineteen oh seven, the Plaza Hotel opened on the
corner of Fifth Avenue in Central Park South. I don't
know why no one would care about that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So fabulous, Well you might, or else they would have
never made home alone too.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that's right, Trump owned it. Oh that's cool. Today.
In nineteen oh eight, the Ford Model T hits the market.
It would sell for fifteen million, all black cars, it
says here. No, it would sell for eight hundred and
twenty five dollars. I think they mean now it's worth
millions in nineteen for the original one. Yeah right, yeah,
but what happened to that one? Today? In nineteen forty nine,
now establishes the People's Republic of China. Okay, So, so
(06:26):
two commy things happened. What was it before it was China?
It's just the what is it the Jijinping Empire or something?
Is the PRC? The PRC, that's People's Republic of China. Okay, today.
In nineteen fifty eight, the American Express Card was launched.
The original cards were paper. Did you know that? It
did not?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Today?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
In nineteen sixty two, The Tonight Show Is Johnny Carson debuted.
It ran until nineteen ninety two, thirty long years of TV.
Could you imagine a show lasting that long? That's crazy?
That is crazy. Today, in nineteen seventy one, Disney World
open in Orlando, Florida. Still there, huh, I can tell.
And if you like McDonald's. In nineteen seventy four, the
first McDonald's opened in London.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Today's also the anniversary of the thrilla in Manila. I
know you don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's when Ali beats Frasier. Oh you have read about it? Yeah?
I know? And where do they have that fight? I
think it was in Africa? Right, Manila? Is that where
it is? No, it's in Africa, the Philippines. Good answer, canny. Today,
in nineteen seventy nine, the US handed over the Panama
Canal to Panama. Where's that canal that's in Panama? Today?
(07:31):
In nineteen eighty two, Sony yeah yeah. Sony introduced the
now obsolete CD player. Today. In nineteen eighty two CD.
Oh that's so cute. People do that too us. Sometimes
we'll be out in an event and they'll walk up
and they'll go, dude, I love you guys. You my CD,
Will you guys check out my band? And then they'll
hand me this round thing. I was like, I don't
know what to do with this. Today, in twenty twenty three,
(07:52):
never mind COVID nineteen deaths, the world's population hit eight
point one billion.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, I noticed you skipped over twenty seventeen. Go ahead,
it's a little touchy. Well, Donald Lemon's already explained it.
You know, I guess we're kind off the hook because
there's just something wrong with all those white guys. It
was eight years ago today that a gunman in Las
Vegas opened fire on a country music festival Mandala Bay.
There you go, fifty eight people killed, more than eight
(08:20):
hundred injured, not all by gunfire. But you know, when
you start shooting at people in a big crowd, they
have a tendency to stampede.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And a lot of people had questions about that. You know,
no answers, Well, no, because what wasn't that guy vaguely
connected to the FBI? Well, who knows today in twenty
twenty five, that's today, the first day without AOL dial
up service and no government.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
What are we gonna do with that government overlooking everything
in every me saying?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Do you're not gonna be able to discuss it in
an AOL chat room? Man's sure, sure, Yeah, I forgot that.
Elon Musk reportedly canceled his next Netflix account after hearing
about this new show involving training kids. There's a show.
It's called dead End Paranormal Park. It's a show on Netflix.
Pushing a transgender a seven year old is a show
(09:10):
for seven year olds about trainees.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, and do you know if I had a Facebook count,
I'd go ahead and cancel mine too.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You think it would make the news. Yeah, well, you know,
you never know. I'm so angry about this. I'm gonna
stop using your face in Netflix logain Steve, Hey, wait
a second, Oh my god, what's happening to me?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm like that Texas woman who gave us on brain
damage by holding them under water.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm just like Barbara Bush Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
We got some bad news out of Aggie Land this morning.
You mean college station.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, it seems like every day, there's some more bad
news coming out about day. They Yeah, some professor won't
let somebody do something. Then they get mad at some professor.
Then they fired the president, and they now they and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Then they named their football stadium after that written house
kid that always made me uncomfortable. They never did actually
do that. I'm pretty sure it is. They talked about it.
It's called Kyle Field before he was born. Yeah, agreed
to disagree. Go ahead, Yeah, now like a it's the
sad news. What what happened? Miss Revelle died? That's the dog?
(10:16):
Oh okay, yeah, well I don't want a dog to die. No, no,
nobody does. I prefer dogs to people.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I X.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's nine. It's as I X. I think what mister
Kenneth is trying to hint at you, mister Billy had
I mean, is that these dogs die a lot. There's
a lot. That's the ninth one. And she was already retired.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
She she served as you know, the bass of the cadets,
you know, the commandant or cadet, the corps or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Anyway, Wait, do you know what that means? The next
dog is going to be called Revelle.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
X Well at least it's not thirty. I mean, yeah,
the next dog is going to be like the former
first lady of Aggie Land is reve nine. Okay, you
happy enough?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She died.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She retired in twenty twenty one, but then she died
this past weekend. So the so Revelee ax is already in.
We've got to have the next Revellee already, right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It already exists. Yeah, I'm looking at its Instagram account
right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, Revelley nine was a pretty dog their colleagues and
look up pretty she was.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, yeah, he's a beautiful dog. Yeah, yeah, jade it
when dog die, same, I would prefer that they not die.
You know, I'm not saying that they got to make
room for more dogs. You know.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's like the same with people you'd like to keep
living forever, except that you're not making any room for
anybody else. And that's selfish. Okay, Well, I don't be shellfish.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
All right? In the meantime right now, in No, not
New Orleans, I'm sorry, Memphis, another place where the Walton
and Johnson Show could be heard. The Attorney General Pam
Bondi says nine arrests were made on the first day
of the federal crackdown in Memphis. There go after the
dangerous criminals out on the streets there. The Trump administration
has sent the federal troops out to Memphis, are also
(12:09):
headed to Portland. And some people are handling it better
than others. How you figure, Well, some people in these
blue states don't want crime to stop.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They'll be out there protesting because people are trying to
stop crime, and in some cases they'll shoot at him.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
How are they going to explain this in history books later?
You know a lot of those history books are written
by Democrats. How are you going to explain that today
in history? The president decided to stop looting and vandalism
and muggings on the street. But we felt the way
he was doing it was too invasive to our rights. Yeah,
how is he doing it? He was putting guards out
on the street. How about that almosteners of the law.
(12:45):
Did he send the guards to your house, your prize,
a private resident? No, nothing like that. No. There is
actually a video today of ICE agents in a helicopter
lowering down onto a Chicago apartment building and grabbing illegal aliens.
Do you guys see this? No?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And did they they swing them off the rope? But
the underneath the helicopter when they snagged them.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, they didn't do anything like that. That would have
been fun. Well, I mean, yeah, as long as nobody
gets hurt. Obviously it's hard.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
To see, but there's a helicopter right there on around
this building, and that helicopter has just inserted snipers and
the detection of all these federal agents you could see
entering the building. What they are after six particular individuals
associated with Trendy or Ragua.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I know it's hard to hear, but he's talking about
Trenday Arragua. I heard that last part there at the end.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And so they got snipers on the building's rooftops to
make sure that your average everyday citizens who they're there
to protect, don't try to kill them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Bro, we had snipers at the Texas Youth Summit. It's insane.
We had we had police snipers up on top of
the building. I saw them. Did you wave at them? Yeah?
They were cool, man. They don't wave back, you know, no,
they did. They were really friendly and nice to us. Hmmmm.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They sounded like like part time snipers and not not
professional snipers.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They were the real deal. They were friendly volunteers. They
were protecting us. I mean, I you know, when you
hear snipers, it's a little scary, but then you find
out they're good snipers. Well, did they fire off any
shots at all?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, then how do you figure like they predicted you
because they didn't have to. They wouldn't. I mean, because
it's a deterrent. Damn it, it's a deterrent. Yeah, mister Oh,
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know they were there in case you needed protection,
but it don't sound like you needed nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, that's the thing we had they deterred the activists.
Is the net below an acrobatic artists not protecting the
net the acrobatic if they don't fall, Well they didn't,
Well they didn't fall. Yeah, you heard about that lady
in was it Germany?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think one of those high wire uh act you'll
uh circus performers. She fell and died right in front
of the crowd, just fell off, and I guess they
didn't have a net.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And even the worst part of that story is the
crowd was the inmates at Aushawitz. It was a terrible story. No,
you're trying to make.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
A joke about somebody's death. You didn't know this person,
but somebody did. She was a family member and a
beloved friend, and they've lost her.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That she was a German though, right well, okay, yeah,
I don't know if you've heard about these Germans, but man,
they have done some stuff, but they got a wicked
sense of humor. All right. Adam Krala has a new
idea for how we can rebrand Ice. As you guys know,
people are really mad at ice. They don't like ice.
They want ice to go away or whatever. So Adam
Kroola has an idea.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
All the progressive politicians want to get rid of ice,
right aoc Kamala's.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Like, we gotta get rid of ice. We had to
reimagine everything. I don't get it. I like Ice. They
do a job. We need them, immigration, custom Enforcement. What's
wrong with that? And I realized, I think it's the name.
They don't like.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
The name Ice sounds so cold, so personal. I remember
top gun Iceman. No one liked that guy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
When I came up with a foolproof way to keep ice.
All we have to do is modify the name just
a little bit. Just started with the word national.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, not a nice national.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Immigration cousin Enforcement Nice. Good luck at that rally, AOC
trying to abolish nice. And it would be a great
recruitment tool because you would get a windbreaker that read
nice agent on it, and once you got.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That windbreaker, you could do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
People would be like, what's that nice agent doing over there?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Looks like he's beating on a Guatemalan grandmother.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh, she had it coming. You should have heard the
mouth on her.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Well, obviously she did something wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
He's a nice aation read a jacket.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Why don't they just change it to regional and then
they could be rice And everybody loves rice, am I right?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Hispanics and Asians for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh yeah, that's half the planet right there. Cajun guys,
they like rice to blacks eat rice. I love some rice. Yeah,
now you're talking some gravy on that, right. Who doesn't
eat rice? Everybody loves it, you know, unless you're off carbs.
Are you off carbs? Because you gotta watch the rice
and the pasta and the potatoes and the bread. How
can you be off carbs when all the good food
(17:35):
is carbs?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
All right? Apparently? What is this very fat bear? It's
fat bear season. You saw this or no, I just
know that it's fat bear season.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
This is when they go out and they start fattening
up before they take their long winter's nap.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
And so thirty two Chunk is the winner. From a
dozen to just one scarred, thirty two Chunk was crowned
the fat Bear Champion of Alaska's Brooks River. I didn't
know we already crowned a champion. It seems a little
early to.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Be I mean, what about some of those up and
coming fat bears that were just waiting until the last
minute for a big push.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's an annual competition bill yet it drew in tens
of thousands of votes and it lasted over a week.
Chunk beat out rival bear eight fifty six. In the
final polling, ninety six three hundred people voted. There's all
people voting, but what about the bears. They don't have
a saying no. They don't get to vote no. And
then sixty three thousand people voted for the loser. The
organization that runs the livestream cameras at the Katmaane National
(18:33):
Park had Preserve said the winner is Chunk.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do those cameras still work now? The government's all, you know,
crushed and out of business.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, so I don't know it's in Alaska, so they
may not have known yet that they're supposed to turn
off the camera to make a point. It's not even
today over there yet. Yeah. Well they want to do
some political posturing, I'm sure. But at the same time,
like that camera would have just stayed on if you'd
left it alone to its own devices. You know.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, they have orders from a pie. All the people
that work for the national government have been told shut
everything down. The stupider the better.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, anyway, congratulations to Chunk the Hank, the Chunkster thirty two.
Chunk All hail the new king of Brooks River. You're
the fattest bear this summer, so good job, Chunk Bear.
This portion up.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
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