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Speaker 1 (00:01):
But it's not a big deal to me.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
But I brought up Texas and you guys brought up Texas,
A and M and I mentioned Chili Fest. But yeah,
everyone looked at me like I was crazy. But apparently
this is a big thing. And Snook snook snuok. That's
what I said.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Snook listened to you. Snook ain't in College Station.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's near it.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's southwest of it, little ways off. It ain't walking
distant unless you just really like the walk.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I guess it's a country music festival.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
But yeah, it's not an Aggie's Chili Fast you were
talking about, like it's something we're gonna do in the
middle of the field at halftime or something. No, that's Snook.
That's a whole different ball of wax right there. Well,
I believe you don't worry about Kenny though, because he
sometimes get confused, but then he comes back and he
fixes things and.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Makes it right. Well anyway, apparent For.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Example, Oh, where are you going to be on Saturday?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh? Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You mentioned it a couple of times this morning. You
were going to be in Waco.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's called the Waco Hippodrome Theater, we're going to be
there Saturday nights.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's not where you said you were gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, someone gave me paperwork for the event, and it
looked like the venue was called Lovebirds, but it wasn't.
They wrote the newsletter poorly. The press release, they were saying, attention,
love birds, attention like love birds because it's comedy, it's therapy,
it's relationship therapy. Well, that's correct. Last night's comedy show

(01:22):
was more political. The one on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Is going to be more relationship related. Yeah, about sex
and one to be at the Hippodrome right there, smack
dab in the middle of Waco, Texas. Yeah, and it's
gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You can get tickets at Jessesfunny dot com or Couples
Therapy Live dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Get your tickets today. You'll be glad you did.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What do they normally do with the hippos? What do
they do with them while you're doing comedy? Then I'd
like to know there are no hippos at the Hippodrome.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
How do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, well I don't know that for a fact, but
that's not why it's called that. Yeah, you know, it's
it goes back to ancient Greek and Roman times. Right,
the hippodrome, it's because Maximus all of that in ancient Rome,
the chariot races. What hip ho Okay, I'm not here
to you know, I'm not going to teach a class
or ancient Greek. But means horse in ancient Greek.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, I don't think so. Yes, it actually does.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hippopotamus is like a water horse. See, they just use
the first hip hop and then Drome would be a
venue for the race, for the for the chariot races.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
All right, have you ever heard of this? A vomitarium
is no vomit in it?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, I'm not sure about that. No, it's like the
entrance to a big stadium or whatever. But they would force.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Themselves to throw up doing feasts, the Bacchanalian feasts that
ancient Rome was famous for. They had places where they
could go and basically purge, you know, and then come
back and eat some more.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, you know, times are different then. Back then Bolimi
always celebrated whereas today it's something a lot of people
do and they just don't.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Talk about it. That's true.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We now take you to connect to cut where a
mom was accused of poisoning her estranged husband with anti
freeze as the pair was locked in a bitter custody
battle over their children.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Did she tell him it was gatorade?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Man?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Man, I gotta tell you, I don't know how many
husbands have come that close.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, her name's Kristen Hogan. She's thirty three, no relation
to Hulk, and she was arrested in Ridgefield in Charge
with two counts of attempted murder, one count of interfering
with an officer. And apparently she poisoned wine in iced
tea at her estranged husband's home.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh so she wasn't just setting him up straight gator
and she was trying to hide it in another drink.
And some people will just put the gatorade bottle out
on the counter and then put a little glass with,
you know, some brightly colored anni freeze in there. And
you walk over and you see that and you think, why,
it must be gatorade. And she never said it was
or wasn't or nothing. So it's not her fault. You

(03:49):
just decided to pick it up and guzzle it. Hurt,
don't mary. Her munk shot reminded me of former Governor
Rick Perry, she doesn't look like Rick Perry, not at all.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Perry once famously took a mug shot where he was
smiling ear to ear, poopying and grin as Billy I
would describe it. But in this woman's mugshot, her eyes
are all watery and she's pouting and like she looks.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Very sad, like I hate the fact that I got.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Caught, and exactly right. And if we learn one thing
from former Governor Rick Perry, it's always carry a gun
when you're jogging because you might encounter coyotes. But if
we learned two things from him, first the coyote gun thing,
if you ever get to take a mugshot, smile, yeah,
look confident, look like you don't even care.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
That sad look on her face that might be sadness
that she got caught. It's also I think a little
underlying sadness that her husband is still alive. You know,
a little from calling me, a little from calm me,
I can see she's probably upset about all that.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
So anyway, her husband drank a small amount of the
wine stored in his fridge, and really something was wrong
with it. After he woke up sick throughout the night,
and so the next day he was vomiting. He felt ill,
so he called his dad, who advised him to have
his mother check on him.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
And that's what she did.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
His mom and I found him slurring his words, staggering, vomiting,
immediately rushed him to the hospital. At the hospital, doctors
suspected a stroke because you know, you know how they act,
But after monitoring his symptoms, they identified the signs of
the anti freed freeze poisoning. So he gets transferred to
the ICU placed on dialysis for renal failure. Well that

(05:24):
stuff really messes you up, huh Where he informed doctors
about drinking the wine. The bottle of wine was initially
opened five days before he fell ill while having people
over for a dinner party.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well, I should have had it five days later. Anyway,
it's probably not good for you without anti freeze in it.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Mister Kenneth. That is besides the point.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
There's a lot of people with a bottle of wine
in their fridge from a few days ago that they
do five.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is over the limit, okay, three? And if you don't
drink it, then cook with it or toss it.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Is anybody else just amazed at what he's doing right now.
It is stupid, it is incredible. It's important that will
you look sick like this guy? No, that's not why
he got sick.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm not sure the interfries had that much to do
with it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, what is it you and your unbelievable Anyway, the
bottle of wine had been so they tested it and
they found that it had had the poison in it,
and then they did the investigation, and now Bota being
bada boom, she.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Just naturally just assumed that his wife had done that.
How do we know a total stranger didn't break into
their house and then pour infrey into a previously open
bottle of wine and then stick it back in the
fridge and sneak out and then just wait and see
what happened.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
All right, So, first they explained to the police that
this custody battle was going on. Then the investigators determined
that the wife, the ex wife, was the last person
other than himself to be in the residence prior to
him drinking the wine.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
They did just do a cursory investigation. It wasn't that
hard to figure out timeline, and.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
All investigators found Hogan's cell phone contained searches for toxic substances,
including these substances in anti freeze. Questions about how much
of this substance would kill you, she googled it. I
guess is what happened. She then claims she was confused
about the chemicals that stated she recognized the word cyanide
from a tele levision show called psych and that was

(07:02):
why she was googling those words. I wasn't trying to
kill my husband, she says not. I just wanted to
see what the TV show was all about.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hugan acknowledged buying a bottle of methyline glissaw, whatever the
chemical was, insisted she was using that specific chemical to
clean the carpet. When questioned about the bottle of wine
and her husband testing positive for that chemical, she denied it. Eventually,
she confessed to mixing the toxic liquid into her strange
husband's wine.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I wonder how long they had her in their interview
room down at the police station before they got her
to confess. I don't think she held out for twenty minutes,
I bet you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
She said.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
She eventually admitted to it, but said she wasn't trying
to kill him. She just wanted him to get sick.
But you just got done googling like how to kill
said it would kill you. I mean it seems like,
you know, if it looks like a duck and it
quacks like a duck and it tastes like a duck.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, but also how awful must that wine will be
in there? He didn't notice there was some edi freeze
in there. I mean, you drink some wine and you
don't taste that, you know it don't make you pucker
a little bit? You know there's something is wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well is because you're not supposed to keep it fucked?
What does it taste like? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here, grab a drink real quick. Can any let us
know what it tastes like. I mean, if it tastes
like a like a orange crush.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
If there was anybody on the show to have had
this happen to them, I think I'd probably be the one.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well, we can take care of that in the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Do not come, Do not come. I'm gonna come. The
best is yet to come come. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Secretary of Homeland Security Christy Noms says immigration customs enforcement
will be all over the super Bowl thanks to Bad
Bunnie performing there.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
They're already getting that far ahead of themselves on this
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh yeah, she means it. I mean we've already seen
what she's done to bad dogs the truth.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, you don't want to be a bad bunny around her.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Mmm. She still looks good too, she really does. She
is just a beautiful woman.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
You ever notice that they got a picture of her
at the front of the line at the TSA there
at the airport. I gotta tell you, it kind of
backs the line up a little bit. Really, people are
kind of slowing down. Well, the men are anyway, kind
of going m look at that. I saw a guy
take a picture with it. Took a picture of himself
with Christinomes's picture going through the airport. It's like a

(09:19):
step side, buddy. I got Placire to go.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Remember that time somebody let me into the Russian consoleate
next door. That was a mistake, and they had pictures
of Pootin up on the wall yep. And I had
started taking pictures everybody and they made me leave.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Can they warn you not to do that?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But they did it anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
They really didn't like me, you had to go. It's
okay to not like Russia are Ukraine. That's okay, It's okay.
More questions in the email.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
First of all, thanks for having and a lot of
people did email rightfully. So thanking me for making room
for Wesley Hunt to make his announcement that he's running
for the Senate. I mean, I generously donated a portion
of my celebrity birthday time to his announcement, and so
you're welcome. Let's see this didn't sign it. Does Wesley

(10:07):
Hunt have a fundraising site for his Senate campaign? You
didn't mention it, but I'm assuming he does.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yes, it turns out there's a website called Wesley for
Texas yep dot com. And you go in there and
you can see, you know, learn more about the candidate
and what he stands for. Uh, and there's a place
for you to volunteer your time or contribute to that.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He spent a lot of time on Air Force one
and Trump Force one.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He did.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
By the way, I already slipped him a fifty so
you know, I'm covered. You gave him a fifty dollars pill.
I just told him, I said, you know, don't forget
what this came from when you're the senator? Now, all right, so.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What weeks say? No more? You know what I mean,
what do you think you're gonna get with a fifty
I don't think it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh trust me.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Did he know you were giving him money?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
It sounds like, well, you know, I did a little
handslide thing. I thought it was a business card or something. Well,
you keep it. I just gave him fifty bucks. You
didn't say it was a political donation. Here's fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh, thank you, and that'll be five hundred dollars when
you fill out your forms for the irs.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
No, never mess with the RS. We don't joke about
that kind of stuff. That serious business right there. I
don't know if y'all was looking, because Wesley Hunt rolled
up in here about the exact same time as the
stock market took off this morning. But in spite of
recent record highs, the Nasdaq has gone ahead and bounce
up another one hundred and thirty six points this morning.

(11:41):
That's a little over half a percentage right there. Navsdack up,
but the Dow is down. So you got what you
call a mixed market. But I'm a little more heavily.
You visit like a lot of y'all probably is with
the NASDAC, so good to go pro I love my
tax doocks. I'm the same way, so I you know,
there's a great example. How shouldn't always take financial advice

(12:01):
from me? I have been holding onto some liquid thinking
that at some point here the market's going to take
a dip.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh, you know how to do that.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You want to make the market take a significant dip,
go ahead and invest all your money first, buy something right,
then it will it'll start tanking.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I am really happy with my portfolio right now.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I gotta tell you Trump two point zero is turning
out to be just as good as Trump one point
oh oh. I made a lot of money just doing
modest investing during Trump one point zero, and I'm feel
the same way that Trump two point ohs seems to
be going in the same trajectory.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
If you will, I like that. I do like it.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
In the meantime, an FBI agent has been relieved of
duty after refusing to participate in a proposed purp walk.
Proposed perp walk for former NBI director James Comy. James
Comy was indicted last month on federal charges of lying
to Congress and obstruction of justice, both of those pretty
serious crimes. Yeah, if you lie on the Floria Congress,

(12:56):
isn't that a felony?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
You mean to tell a lie, not just the lil floor. No, yeah, exactly, Yeah, no,
you can lay down. I think I thought so. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Call me was formerly charged Tember twenty fifth with making
false statements and obstructing a congressional investigation. And although it's
not illegal to be a douche, I kind of think
they should charge him with that too. Feels like that
should be on the list.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Weird have they never had a trans head of the FBI?
How come we've been told there's so many trans people around?
Where are all the trans FBI agents?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
No chance ever, not in the FBI.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Not a single trans person on the view, no trans
talk show host on MSNBC.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I don't really think you people believe in trans rights. Now.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
What was that one guy's name? It was a running
the FBI for the longest time there, James call me
No way way back in the olden days. Whoever used
to like to dress up like a gown? You're right,
so why are you saying there's no trends in the FBI.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Ever, well, cross dressing doesn't mean trans. That's just like
his fetish back then. You could put on okay, I
don't know all the details of the rules. There's no
dude dresses up in a dress. Yeah, he's all training.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Was he gay though, or did he just like wearing
women's under for that.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Hoover waged a vendetta against homosexuals and kept confidential in
secret files on the sex lives of congressman president.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
The worst to fellow homosexuals is the one who's denying
it and hiding it the most.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, according to ABC News, privately he had numerous help
me out here. Mister Kenneth trists with men, including a
lifelong affair and with a guy named Toulson.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
But that don't mike him gay.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Clyde Tolson born in nineteen hundred died in nineteen seventy five,
American law enforcement officer.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I feel like, if you have gay sex, you're gay.
There's not really that kind of seems like the exact definition.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Huh. Now for women it's different.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, yeah, and women wanted it that way.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I guess I don't get why. But look, men and
women are just different.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Women can have two or three beers at a bachelorette
party and we'll all forget about it. But if a
dude had two or three beers and decided to homo out,
you're gay.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
For the Yeah, you ain't taking that back.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
A woman could do that and she'd just be bisexual
at best. A dude does it, he's definitely gay, and
then forever you're gonna be like, man, her husband is gay.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
And it's not fair, but not fair at all. But
them's the rules.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Tomorrow's show, assuming there will be tomorrow, and we always have,
you know, the highest hopes for returning another day. And
I'll just go ahead and tell you the date if
you haven't noticed yet, October seventh.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, Now, apparently.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
They're really working hard on getting these hostages released. Matter
of fact, there are movements underway. Hostage families have petitioned
the Nobel Prize Committee to award the Peace Prize to
President Trump. The Oil Peace Prize will be announced later
this week.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
And they are.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Currently embroiled in some very last minute and very you know,
heated back and forthing trying to reach that peace deal.
And tomorrow being the two year anniversary October seventh and
the attack on Israel. It'd be good time to get
that done.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Bro, I can't believe it's the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
We never got to do a conspiracy time with the
Charlie Kirk audio. Oh darn, I was just about to
play and then for that, we don't have time for that. Well, No,
we have to come back tomorrow. Boy, I hope we
come back tomorrow. If we don't come back tomorrow, how
am I going to pay my mortgage?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You know?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh well, among other things. No, my chances are you
don't make it back to the show tomorrow. Your mortgage
is one of the last things you're gonna have to
worry about. Why you needed to worry about whatever it
was kept you from coming to work.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
You don't think John Corny is going to have somebody
hurt me or something for us.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Don't accept any offers of you know, gatorade or anything.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You don't think John Corny is gonna put some anti
freeze in my gator aide, do you.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I couldn't say, for I would say no.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You can tell a couple of jokes about how a
guy's calm director is a weird, creepy pervert and now
you can't try us catorade anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You can't. No, but well you know what John used
to say.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Don't forget boys and girls too drinking.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
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(17:34):
we might reply, yeah. Chances are we're just sitting around
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